Shaun v Wu
There should be a compulsory dresscode of suit and tie for the final.
Remember lads I repear it again if you are watching this at home or in the Crucible if your phone goes off during the frame and security know it was your phone they will take your phone away from you and escort you out of the Crucible and your home. :)
>>154518390Facts. People in here dressed like they’re down the fucking jobbo
Abso unnecessary thread. Barry Hearn, when they cook his body he's gonna be put in a barry Urn, keep it going
previous>>154503776>mfw this is the fucking thread for the final session
desi webm jumpscare!!!
BREAKING NEWSSir David Attenborough has passed a waytoo tall traffic light en route to the pub.
>>154518390>>154518414but snooker is a working class sport
I missed it, how did Wu lose that last frame?
>>154519570Got himself stuck with the reds grouped up and ended up going for a big long pot that missed. Gave Murphy one chance too many to clear up
any working stream? the first one from the previous op lags excessively and the others go nowhere
>>154519651>not owning a television.
>>154519306Respectable working class people still have suits
MAGNETS
The evening snackage. Those ploughman's scotch eggs are heavy >>154519651Literally on the BBC Sport front page
That was flair. It's over for Wu. He's bottled it.
Will we witness the first decider in a World Championship final since 2002? or will one of the guys win two back to back to get the crucible crown
ITS WUVER
>>154518377Qrd on the last 8 or so frames?
GWAN WU!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Wu Yize?
>>154520204In the final session of the 2026 World Snooker Championship, Shaun Murphy and Wu Yize played out a dramatic finish, with the score reaching 16-16 after 32 frames, requiring a best-of-three decider. Score Progression: Wu Yize led 15-14 before Murphy won the 30th frame on the black to level at 15-15. Murphy then took the 31st frame with a 131 century break to tie the match at 16-16. Key Moments: Murphy’s century in frame 33 included an exhibition-style double on the black. The match was described as the closest final since 2018, with both players displaying high-level safety and potting under immense pressure.Current Status: As of the last update on May 4, 2026, the final two frames were yet to be played to determine the champion, with Murphy needing one win and Wu needing two to claim the title
think both players have sold this frame lads
Wu really needs to improve his safety plays. He keeps letting Shaun back in when he could be neutralising him
>>154520400He would've probably already won if his safeties weren't so shit
GWAN WU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are we looking at the future goat
maybe safety play simply isn't needed
wu jizzer
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Damn, if Shaun loses another WC final, his fourth, he will ravage another whore and crush his third marriage
legend
That was class. It's over for Murphy. He's bottled it.
>>154520590If his safety play was average or better he'd be wiping the floor with Murphy right now
>>154520578no, but Wu are
IT'S WUVER
That was magical. It's over for Wu. He's bottled it.
First decider in 24 YEARS
if shorn morphy wins this tournament I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>154520965RIP
if morphs wins im retiring from watching snooks
>>154520965Many whores in Sheffield will do the same
>>154520953>>154520643
another muslim stabbing people in the audience fucks sake
Moopy fucking hates the Chinese
odds Wu, evens Shorn, zeros me
Ebdon won the last decider against Henry, can his new apprentice do the same?
digits and wu wins then smashes his cue over shauns head
No matter what happens this is a victory for gastric sleeves
send that filthy jap back where he came from murphysnookers coming home
HYPE WUUUUUUUUUUU
I can't watch this fellas
>Send WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU your power
Wu Fan Clan assemble. Sending the YZA my energy
C'mon tubby
WUUUUUUUU
do asians ever blink
NOW AM PANICKING COS AM GONNA LOSE ME JOB
>>154521192No, I'm married to one (though she is Thai). And no she never blinks but she does like to watch snooker with me
Murphy killing him with his safety play now, the old fart is older than Williams when he won his third, but he still got it
>>154521214Sawadeekah
HAMPERED
CAM ON WU!
OP is seething in the previous thread that we're not joining his shitty new thread. Any nice and friendly posters are welcome to leave this thread and join us.
The table is open, if Wu doesn't choke he should win it now
>>154521259sweetie the other thread is also mine
>losing via a fluke hamperin'
morph is mentally broken based wu
>>154521214Was she an ex prossie?
MORPHY GET FUCKED
absolutely fucking love itbased Wuuuuuu
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bloke in red taking pics of Hazel’s arse
are they even human? barely a reactionhard to really like them. only ding seems at all personable still prefer him over the fat cunt though
>>154521410Top kek
I like Wu more than smug fatarse shaun
so glad that smorph lost desu
Love the translator's physique
The tits on that little jap
The only downside to this is a translated winner's interview is lame
another sport ruined by the bugs
awww his parents are adorable
wu reminds me of a chinese version of reviewbrah
>my parents are the true championssovl
he's gonna get railed by a paedophile CPC official after he returns to chinaenjoy it you twink
wish the chinese snooker lads would open chippies around the country with snooker based meals
why does it look like he hates the crowd so much
motherfucker moved to England to play snooker and can't say a fucking word in English now that's he's won a title on British soil?
Plot twist: the crowd is actually full of norfmen and they actually are booing him. Jus don't like em
I don't like that it sounds like boo :(
>>154521548As long as he is fine with it, who cares.SIUUUUUUWUUUUURUUUUU
Holy fuck, he's actually dead inside isn't he?
>Yizza speaks for like a minute in Mandarin>"He just said he's very sleepy and wants a sleep now"What trvke did his CCP handler just shut down?
>this 'tism celebrationfookin get in!
>>154521593he's just young, a bit shocked/overwhelmed, and physically and mentally exhausted
>>154521613I speak a bit of Mandarin he said calling all slags, he's going down Barry's Bar and rounds are on him
>>154521545How long do you think it would take for you living in china to be able to deliver an interview for chinese TV?
too easy for wu yize
>>154521545>Wasting time learning a new language when you could be practicing the snookerWell this explains why there's not a Spanish world champ then.
>>154521487wubrah
>>154521639at least I'd try to articulate that I'm thankful and happy, ffs
>>154521702He seemed shy
>>154521702maybe his handler guy told him to speak in chinese so mr ping and all the chinese watchers can understandhe seemed to know what murphy was saying
wonder if in 10 years time the top 20 will be majority chinesealso wonder if theyll try darts. youd think if they took it seriously it wouldnt be hard to beat some drunk bald dutch boomers and a fat english manlet>>154521534he thinks theyve been booing himi was saying wu-urns
>>154521487I thought he was a chinese andrew tate
>>154521688Yize to say, Yize to do
It's over lads. The glory days of sipping a pint between shots and Embassy keeping the lads stocked up with packets of ciggies is over. Welcome to the new era of asian robots.
>>154521545Yeah but he's not a brown muslim so he gets a pass
yizzy is quite similar to me except slitty eyesmaybe i shouldve played more as a kid. curse my opposite of pushy baizhou parents
anime world champ
>>154521824his eyes help him block out everything but the table. like a praying mantis
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
i don't think there's a single match-up where i would support the non-chinese player over the chinese player.
Sex with jessicer ennis
I need to start playing snooker a bit more. Who knows at the ripe age of 25 i might still have time be a world champ by the time I'm 35 kek
anyeone rmemebr hendry v ebdon 2oo2? think thats wgen i diedinside as a kid
>>154521837now that i think about it, i sort of do too but ofcourse these norf chinese are operating on a whole different level of hardware + software
>>154521872i mean higgins almost won it this year and hes like 60 so youve got time>>154521880that was the greatest game of snooker of all timepeople are just too casual to appreciate it.
>i don't think there's a single match-up where i would support the non-chinese player over the chinese player.
>>154521872in that time, 5 million chinese kids will have been born, picked up a cue and surpassed your world ranking
>>154521891I agree theres not many likeable english players right now compared to previous erasi guess wilson is ok but only because he looks like hes going to kill himself 24/7
>>154521890i was on my 15inch crttv watching secretly while i was meant to be sleeping
>>154521916sovl
>>154521907>Wilsonwhich one? I mean I could imagine either Kyren or Gary doing the deed in all honesty.
>>154521925cryren
CHINA NUMBA WAN!
>>154521702this isn't the British Isles championship anymore, it's a proper World Championship. if anything, the way things are going, Brits should start learning some Chinese.
>>154522267It may take a while for China to get up there, but it's a start for them. I think England will at least continue to produce good players.
>>154521019Not wrong tbf. SAD!
>>154519937based apart from the cheese which is frankly, wank
>>154521545he can speak english but he and other chinese players don't on tv or to the media because it makes them sound a bit dumb and they lose face. it is higher status to have a translator than to sound like a 5 year old speaking.
I wonder what poor Ding's thinking right now.
>>154528876>It was a good tourney this year. Next year, it will be mine.
Kek, on Bilibili
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1To9tB4Esg/Avg working day for Wu.>only shown to have 2 meals over the whole daySomeone should get him on a proper diet (no, not Shaun/Lee one) , he has the money now.
WUUUUUUUU's new walk on songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
>>154530498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BzQ0ytaJtk
>>154530630
Here's my Offical World Champs 2026 reviewThe good:>new and likeable winner>generally very entertaining matches, especially the latter stages>Higgins, Hawkins and Neyul did well>Hoss beating Jedd>rpmmie jobbing again>Luca and Jegg lost in the qualifiers>Seema and Hazel on the BeebThe bad:>had to look at Shorn for far longer than I am comfortable with>probably the worst ever Cruce crowd>Selby was pretty terrible but in a kind of amusing way>the young guns Moody, Pullen and Kowalski all dead in Round 1>no Desi>dat Hawk miss
Anime.This is me when the previous thread dies over 24 hours after someone created a new one for no reason other than their cripplingly low IQ, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>154533545Polacy śmierdzą
>>154533640>he mad
>>154533545Yeah, creating a new when the old thread lasted another 24 hours and had 800+ more posts seemed a bit pointless, this thread will end up being mostly about the world seniors.
>>154518460>mfw this is the thread for the seniors
>>154535136>>154535340There is a senior in OP's pic at least.
>Still thinking of that Allen miss
>>154541562The Snooker Gods forced him to
>>154541562>>154541712Barry's blorked snooker after the fluke.
>>154535136Waiting for World Senior sirs.
>>154541996Imagine how tall he'd be if he didn't smoke.
Season is over, but the next tournament is really only in August?3 months of break
>>154542235July season starts. Some tournament dates are not confirmed for some reason.
Too much fighting on the dance floor
>you will never share a bed in a windowless room with Wu Yize's dad
>>154542663is that even legal?
Three hours until old people. Don't hold your breath though, because theirs may not last long enough.
