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David King loves Cumming
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David King is a fan of ejaculation
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I don't get it
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>>154522020
why would he apologise for liking a certain afl player?
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My morning Bombers's 2026 season stank so bad.
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the reporter has the thukkist kiwi iggsunt fucking hell
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>>154522020
now we know who wanking they dick off
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>had a dream where i kissed my high school oneitis
>i’m 30
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>>154522607
I'm in my 40s and still have fantasies about the night where I almost had sex with my oneitis when I was 21 but didn't because I had a girlfriend.
Based on my experience the past never stops haunting you.
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Why would the Pies want Neale? Only reason a team should want Neale is if they're close to a flag or they're rebuilding with a lot of kids in the mids. Pies time as contenders is up for the short term and they have no kids. Not to mention the only reason he'll probably leave the Lions is to be closer to his kids who are on the other side of the country.
Is this just a Jay Clark shit special?
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>>154522712
he wants to bang Josh's missus. can't blame him really.
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>>154522842
Hmm yes, that makes sense.
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>>154522856
Wow, I can literally see her pussy.
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>>154522880
please stop objectifying women.
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>>154522880
strengths: visible pussy
weaknesses: low test boyfriend
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Blondes are boring
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>>154522914
Yeah, I much prefer women with brown hair, brown eyes and brown skin. So much more interesting.
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if a woman's elbows are even a little bit pointy, i'm like shoo bitch and walk somewhere else.
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blonde
blue eyes
big tits
british
bush

the five required b's
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>>154522856
I like a bit more meat on the bone
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>>154522952
How big a bush?
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>>154522952
>blonde
>blue eyes
holy fucking pleb taste
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I want a Chinese gf
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>>154522973
anywhere from matilda de angelis to megnut is fine
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>>154522952
you forgot
>bulge
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>>154522020
kath got wet when he said this
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everyone thinks asian women are trad
a lot of them are uncontrolled emotional monsters that have the inability to communicate
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good morning /afl/
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>>154523061
pissing herself laughing, sure. then he pissed himself. because he's a drunk and can't control his bladder anymore. thats his one wood. thats his brand.
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For me its dark hair with blue eyes
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>>154523104
Yes, that's a nice combo.
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>>154523078
>everyone thinks asian women are trad
say this to an asian guy then step back and enjoy the reaction.
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for me its limerence with any attractive female that shows me attention
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>>154523039
>megnut
Thanks for this recommendation. She's extremely hot.
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>>154523126
she showed her bum hole in a movie
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>>154523104
So true
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>>154523163
Yes, appropriately titled "the Hot Spot".
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"BRISBANE youngster Koby Evans is under investigation for using a homophobic slur during a VFL game.

The alleged incident happened during a match against Coburg on Saturday, with the Lions saying Evans had apologised and expressed his remorse.

"The club is aware of the incident and has been working with Coburg and the AFL on it," a Brisbane spokesperson said.

"The club has confirmed the player has apologised multiple times - on field and again post match."

""The player is extremely remorseful and takes full responsibility.

"The club is disappointed the incident has occurred, while supporting and educating the player."

The AFL's integrity unit is investigating the matter.

"We have been made aware of a matter arising from the VFL Round 6 match between Coburg and the Brisbane Lions, which has been referred to the AFL integrity unit," the AFL said in a statement.

Originally from Perth, Evans was selected by the Lions with pick 38 in last year's draft. He is yet to make his AFL debut."
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>>154523285
>The player is extremely remorseful and takes full responsibility
idiot will probably get 2 months off now
deny it and they cant prove it and you get two weeks
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What is it with worstern australians and being homophobic?
Does that state have a homophobia problem? Better kick them out of the afl until they buck their ideas up
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>>154523285
>Originally from Perth
how in the fuck is this relevant?
australian """""""journalism"""""""" strikes again
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>>154523302
I think the remorse expressed during the game and after will save him. He'll get 2 - 3 weeks and some kind of cultural sensitivity training.
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>>154523329
>West Coast Academy product Koby Evans
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>>154523357
relevance to story?
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>>154523385
Lance Collard was too. Something not right with those worstern australians.
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crisp sandGODpers only ones who still call a spade a spade
or in this case, a poof a faggot
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>"straight" victorian men when they hear someone say faggot
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Thanks to Adelaide FC and the AFL for the Rankine situation.

This is truly why I find Adelaide to be the worst club culture wise in the leauge. I blame all this BS on them pushing for Rankine to get a smaller punishment

Adelaide you will forever be my least favourite club, and I will always view you as a homophobic club that does not care for its queer fans.
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2 days until footy. It's too long.
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>>154523500
its actually the collingwood fagpies fault for kicking up a stink about it
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I’m a bisexual, non-binary person and I’m just tired. Tired of the comments, but more than that, tired of the AFL not treating this seriously.

If I used a slur at my workplace, I’d be facing at least a formal warning and mandatory training. With the AFL, though, the response feels inconsistent and lacking real accountability.

It’s the precedent it sets that really matters. There are probably LGBTQ+ kids out there already struggling with their identity and whether they can keep playing—especially in men’s leagues. The way the AFL handles this doesn’t exactly make the sport feel safe or welcoming for them.

Honestly, it’s not surprising there aren’t any openly active players right now.
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>>154523424
or in this case a dumbfuck whos abloobloobloo sorry gaybro i'masuck ya dick please dont tell on me i'm soooo sorry lmao enjoy the tribunal "koby"
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>>154523528
>If I used a slur at my workplace
why do they always use this strawman? if chased someone down from behind and tackled them id probably be fired too
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Well he's dead to me forever. Fuck off
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>>154523528
I hate this identity politics shit it makes me furious
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>>154523528
>I’m a bisexual, non-binary person and I’m just tired.
Shoot these people
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>>154523577
if this hurts these people so much maybe it should stay on the footy field and not be reported
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>>154523550
My boss and the fire training guy both used slurs at my work
Don't think they got in trouble but I thought about mentioning it to them so they could avoid the headache.
Slurs were "poofball (funny as fuck) and retarded."
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Tas won't make it to the AFL, the recession will kill the notion
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So a second VFL player from WA has made a homophobic slur, what's going on in the VFL and WA?

I would have thought VFL players would be more careful given they're vying for AFL spots
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>>154523550
>>154523563
How is this person wrong? Using such a slur in a workplace would likely put one's job at risk
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>getting upset over some retarded comments reposted from bigfooty/reddit
just tell the posters of this shit to go back, who gives a fuck about a vfl player
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>>154524380
and if your boss picked up the phone and called you a big fucking spastic in a regular job he would be fired
football is not a normal job
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based sporting chad
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>>154524437
It is a job with expected codes of conduct, one of those being to not use slurs or other offensive language.

Players agree to abide these codes of conduct when they play, they sign a form in the link below saying they won't engage in such behaviour
https://www.afl.com.au/clubhelp/match-day-management/policies/code-of-conduct
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>>154524437
if there was a recording or proof, of alex clarkson or longmuire or any coach or senior staff member calling any player those words I guarrantee you they'd be fired quicksticks you big fucking spastic
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>>154524510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Z3IkDtxCs
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>>154524510
and luckily there's no proof that I actually work at Sega Mega Drive Pty Ltd so good luck getting ME fired you dongsucking lesbo
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>>154524380
I never said they're wrong it's just their position has no logical consistency.
What constitutes a slur? Why can you call someone short but not a faggot? Why is physical violence treated as less of an infringement then insults?
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>>154524541
HMM, maybe in 1989 long before you were even a wad in jism in your dads nuts that might've been fine. but jeez m8, i'm no lawyer but if any of the senior staff of a team wanna give it a go i'd gladly check it out and am willing to admit I was wrong if they dont get fired.
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>alex clarkson
top kek nrlsperg
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>>154524327
>the recession
lol, we've been in a recession for over two years. They simply avoided calling it that and kept the economy on life support through mass migration. What differences do you really see happening before Tassie's stadium is too deep into development to call off?
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>>154524488
Which team is the most chad in the AFL aside from Brisbane?
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>>154522856
>>154523126

I'd have sex with her given the opportunity
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Grace is not happy with Errol
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>>154525187
>I'd have sex with that 10/10 when she was in her prime
Wow, really?
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>>154525251
That photo is from 3 years ago.
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>>154525339
The photo is literally from last week
Sydney Sweeney went to the Swans vs Dees game this past week
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>>154525394
My bad. I assumed that was the same story from 2023.
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>>154524327
>>154524790
Australia hasn't had a recession since 2021
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How could would it need to be for your balls to recess into your body?
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>>154525251
>sex symbol
huh?
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If a player has the last name Faggot or Poofter, what happens? Can people say their name or no?
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>>154522020
I for one also highly enjoy cumming.
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"Current players have lost insurance coverage for brain injuries

Aiden is just one of scores of AFL players unable to play after suffering severe head trauma.

Such is the scale of the brain injury issue in the AFL, the league is facing a class action involving around 100 former footballers, and no insurers are willing to offer current players group coverage for concussion-related injuries.

The number of claims over the past five years has led Zurich Australia, the insurer for the AFL Players' Association superannuation fund, to axe Total and Permanent Disablement (TPD) insurance coverage for head trauma from May 1.

While O'Driscoll's injury was before the deadline, he is still in the process of finalising his claim and will be compensated if his claim is successful.

O'Driscoll was officially retired by the AFL on medical grounds in April 2024.

He says he was shocked when AFL doctors showed him his MRI, pointed out his brain bleeds and explained what they meant.

"To see that's my brain after one hit was a shock, a massive shock," he says."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-05/ex-afl-player-opens-up-on-brain-trauma-compensation-fight/106636178
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>>154525603
i had a gf who had a surname faggoter
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>>154525552
Look at per capita growth, genius.
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>>154525640
Did you faggot 'er?
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>>154525724
That show sucked dicks.
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Cute
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>>154523285
the vfl has a homo issue
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>>154525756
idk about cute but she is pretty
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>>154525756
She is but sun exposure has already given her crow's feet.
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>>154525775
is it soft cock victorian issue?
just thinking all these players have all played footy in non poof states first where you dont have jordan lewis types crying to the umpire
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IF I cant say FAGGOT at work
THEN footy players shouldn't be able to say it either
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>>154525748
what was your go sonny jim
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>>154525724
Wasn't the premise of this show that this kids parents believed his real dad was elvis?

How did his dad in the show take this? I dont remember
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>>154525872
these people would be shocked on what goes on behind their backs
ive talked with c level directors who use terms like poofter and faggot in conversations
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I’m gonna KO a tradie before the week is done, I promise. Just park their fucking utes on the sidewalk in the city, don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves, not surprising from such low IQ cunts
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Thoughts on a tradie fighting game with sparkies, brickies etc as the playable characters?
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The average tradie would heem you you pickle
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>>154526263
yeah nah
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I like sexy women
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can't believe she blocked me. not fucken happy. WILL be sending her a barrage of abuse on another account
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>>154525896
He was dumped from a Cadillac on their doorstep and because the adoptive parents are huge Elvis fans the dad is happy to be a cuck. Neither of the adoptive parents’ opinions of Elvis is lowered despite being convinced he abandoned his child in the outback.
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While I don’t hate tradies the average one is startlingly low IQ. Their blank stare is almost inhuman.
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>>154524488
i remember in cuzzy's book he wrote that him and chick were partying and got totally fucked up then embley came around to look for them and him and chick started arguing then agreed to stop but only so they could go to subiaco oval and have a huge scrap there
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>>154526556
Ah he was dumped there. Right. Forgot that detail completely. Granted ive not seen this show in like 30 years.
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>>154525593
yes. most desired woman on the planet right now
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>>154526737
must be a sydney thing to be all hype and no substance
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>>154526820
what are you talking about schizo?
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>>154526820
>no substance
She’s a woman. If you’re expecting substance from women the problem is with you.
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how goods sydney lads? cant believe that fairweather faggot kept 'predicting' losses every week, top of the ladder now lol
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>>154527040
Seeing Curnow absolutely destroy these shit teams is the best
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you still dont comprehend you dumb fuck
i always said sydney look good in april/march before shitting the bed in september
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>>154527040
Sydney will continue to be doubted until they win a grand final.
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>>154527056
totally changed sydneys setup. Amarteys actually good now, rosas is a revelation, serong and roberts just rule the wings when they jam the corridor
Blakeys unleashed now gotta be all Australian. Half the team is to be honest even without gulden out
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The Sydney Regular-Season Champions
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>>154527086
>>154527075
See you cunts are total cazzies man. They had no right to make those grand finals, basically kids with average blokes like florent (thank fuck carlton took him lmao) and old cunts hoping to get carried to a flag without a decent forward setup. Honestly reflection of how shithouse the rest of the comp was letting them through. Need to have followed footy for a fair while to understand this
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I don't like all this arguing. Can't we all be chums?
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>>154527133
>Swans getting belted in grand finals is actually an indictment on the rest of the competition
lol
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love dick me
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Can't get an erection anymore unless someone is posting porn in /alf/
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>>154527075
go change your depends gramps. Also you dont need driving glasses to watch telly. Have a shower cunt you smell like shit and stink worse than your predications
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I’m gonna fucking do it, next tradie I see on Collins st, I’m gonna fucking king hit
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>>154527171
correct caz
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>>154527099
>jam the corridor
Yeah cool, we just figured all your talking points are recited from fox footy analysis you fucking brainless deadshit. Swans win at their little pissant ground and then get shown up at the MCG, a tale as old as time
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>>154527214
dont watch any fox shit caz, bunch of washed 7 rejects led by that retard king
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>>154527214
>we
lol help me guize!
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swans are SHIT when it comes to finals footy
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How does he maintain the rage? I wish I had that much fire in my belly.
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How goods the swans
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>>154527278
top of the ladder, so the best
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rosas isnt kicking 1 in a final let alone 7 LOL
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cucktorian copium lmao
mad how the best player in the comp, isaac heeney, is from Newcastle kek
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sydney doing well is good for lgbtqi representation in the league
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how goods sydney
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sydney simply cant play on the mcg im afraid to say
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Just checked the only homosexual in the afl is from Ballarat in Victoria
The only transvestite in the afl is from Victoria
the lgbt state, cucktoria top kek
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yeah i bet you always search for homosexuals on the internet you big sydney poofter
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>>154527368
GOTTEM
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homotoria home of dani laidley and the dicksucker brown, comfortable in the lgbtq queerscape of cucktoria hahaha
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lets do a white board for sydney

Strengths
>beating injury depleted teams in april

Weaknesses
>grand finals
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Let's do one for victoria

Strengths
>hawthorn

Weaknesses
>everyone else
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are we really arguing about whos gayer between melb and syd, theyre both pretty fucking gay
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I'm not gay i'm based and redpilled
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>>154527418
this is true
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Is Vanessa Carlton related to Carlton?
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>ITT
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It's not easy under Albanese
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>>154527265
Is that all you’ve got cunt? You’re a fucking moron
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>>154527385
why's teams getting injured so easily so early? sounds like their weakness is lack of fitness. bane too busy playing vidya still managed to fucken cripple Gulden and you still bitch and moan about it
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>>154527181
Crisp ex misso
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>>154527479
eat shit swans seether you braindead cunt. ALL of your poodictions this year have been wrong you fairweather faggot hahaha
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>>154527535
you drink drive, you pay the price
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>>154525670
>Look at per capita growth, genius.
A recession is calculated using GDP growth in total, not using GDP per capita
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Banes just gonna snatch it again

Why do you even have discussion. Youse been play pretend last 2 years
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I have been drinking driving for last 10 years. Often after 540ml. And mostly a scooter
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>>154527396
Have a guess where the last premiership coach for WCE is from
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>>154527560
a vagina?
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India!?
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>>154527574
kek
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not now mick
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>>154527462
This is what proper assimilation looks like.
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=+=+=+=+=WARNING: MELTY INDUCING MATERIAL INSIDE=+=+=+=+=

i think norf can beat the swans

=+=+=+=+=WARNING: MELTY INDUCING MATERIAL INSIDE=+=+=+=+=
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Youre all very emotionally invested in football clubs
They dont know or care you exist and tradition went out the window with the expansion of the comp and draft picks
Get a life losers
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>>154527616
I have watched maybe two games of football this year
game is gone, I don't care who wins until umpiring is fixed
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>can
hedging your bets seether? kek
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>>154527616
my mum got a call from arr club because they heard she was in hospital. try getting involved and being a /lifelong/ rather than a fairweather sydney supporting wallflower poofter.
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>>154527626
they outsourced that call to india. your mum got called by prakesh
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>>154527626
Maybe you should move out and let her enjoy her golden years
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>>154527638
was literally the cute ticketing girl I've tried cracking on to a few times at events and functions but go off lad. no one cares about you because you're too afraid/embarrassed to put yourself out there.
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>cracking onto some minimum wage ticket seller with your mumza
scoops levels of tism
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>>154527651
yeah let her bring dudes home from the footy without shame
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>>154527625
Surprisingly good odds, you'd think it would be at least 10:1 but I guess people just aren't willing to put their money where their mouth is kek
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>>154527675
You forgot to post the odds in your seethe haze hehe
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>>154527686
calm down and you'll see them kek
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>>154527675
swanswinlol
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how much of a sperg would you have to be for your footy club that you are a customer to knows personal details about you like being in the hospital
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You gotta be a carlton supporter. Only poofs in the whole comp still seething at Sydney after getting Florent and Hayward (lol) and some picks youll waste on some generic wog players for CurnGOD.
Suck shit cunt, top of the ladder and flying.
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Imagine bragging about keeping two B-grade flankers who would be fighting for a spot in a real midfield. You didn't "win" anything; you just secured four more years of mediocrity and "almost" moments.

You’re so rattled by Charlie that you’re dreaming up weird scenarios about our recruiting. Deep down, you know McCartin and Rampe are going to spend the entire finals series looking at the back of his jumper while he boots five on your poverty defense.

Your "culture" is just 30,000 corporate seats filled by people who don't know the rules and leave at three-quarter time to beat the traffic to Double Bay.
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oops forgot to turn vpn off
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Carlton, Richmond and Essendon being bottom three is a tradgedy. AFL has overcorrected trying to build the sport outside Victoria.
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>>154527703
I...uhh...
I think I just had a stroke
someone contact my team so they can support me from hospital
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>>154527741
real tradedraft vibes
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>please tell anon the club called me and im ok, make sure he takes his meds and dont let him near any underage girls especially the ticket girl he likes shes just a child
>ill be home in a couple of weeks I really needed a break from him just tell him all that hell be ok dont forget he likes tomato sauce with his nuggets
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>h-hello?
>t-thanks you too

>bros i totally flirted with that membership girl
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>Melbourne football club officials called Robyn Batson, a 73-year-old Melbourne supporter personally after she suffered a heart attack during an elimination final
OHNONONONONO
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Batson bros....
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>>154527793
quite bad grammar here, yet another shining star of australian "journalism"
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feeling drowsy...
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>>154527846
WAKE UP FUCKHEAD
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that tigers customer who killed himself had the right idea
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yeah, sydney looking alright, let me just check their formline in grand finals, might put a pineapple down on them
*be's me checking sydney's grand final form line*
oh HECK NO, that can't be real???
is it something in the water up there because gws got raped in their grand final too
might save my money
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are we gonna seethe over syd all year
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>>154527793
they called her WHAT?
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son of robyn seether
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my nickname is potline
because i can induce melts at will and because i just sink pots all day every day
you can feel free to use it. (only to refer to me, of course)
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Taking views on whether I should trip up for this general.
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I am the most schizophrenic aggravating retard of a poster ITT.
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>>154527892
Always a good idea. The greats always did it cowardly anon's hate it.
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>>154527793
>Robyan Kwabson
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>>154527892
You could be the second coming of RC return this general to the golden age pre-canberra.
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>>154527892
Good idea
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I can sum myself up in three words: mad, bad and dangerous-to-know.
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My mick would be dubya bush posting
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no it wouldn't
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Okay I'm going to do it
Just need to think of the best name to use
Got a couple of ideas, but might roadtest them with ChatGPT
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>a couple of weeks
don't tease us like that we need the grand reveal sooner rather than later on an auspicious night it has to have some sort of /afl/ related significance
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Here are some name ideas that should slot in nicely with /afl/ general's flavor — leaning into player nicknames, team banter, scandal callbacks, and the broader VFL/AFL meme economy.
Player references
>DustyMidYearTrip
>BuddysContract2026
>NankBigBoy
>BontFiend
>TexsBenders
>DangerWanker
>GazSrInjuredAgain
>KreuzerKnees
>ChadWingard (just the name, it writes itself)
Team-on-team shitposting
>FilthEnjoyer / ScumStomper (Collingwood)
>SadSadsForever (St Kilda)
>TasmaniaWhen2028
>GWSAttendance47
>SunsCrowd
>FreoDespair
>DorkSupporter (Dockers)
>BluesDroughtCounter
>TigersDynastyCope
>DeesFlagFluke
Scandals and gen lore
>WhateverItTakes / StandByHird (Essendon supplements)
>9PointKevin (Sydney cap concession)
>SirenGateSurvivor
>HirdyDidNothingWrong
>DrugClinicMember
>KardiniaHomerAdvantage
>18thManGeelong
>TankingMastermind
Coaches and media
>ClarksonClipboard
>BevoPostMatchRant
>LongmireFrown
>HardwickCharlesEnjoyer
>BTBallSpinner
>DwayneShutUp
>McAvaneySpecial
>McGuireGorillaSuit
>SamNewmanMannequin
Umpire seethe (always reliable)
>MaggotInGreen
>50MetreFraud
>HoldingTheBallNeverPaid
>StagingMerchant
>UmpireDecidedIt
Aussie footy lifestyle
>$15PieEnjoyer
>HotChipsAt3QT
>VBLongneckAnon
>GoonbagFlanker
>ChickoRollChad
>MeatPieUmpire
>ForwardPocketDad
Self-deprecating /afl/ classics
>BottomFourBro
>WoodenSpoonChad
>VFLPurist
>AFLWMute
>AnonInBay13
>GeneralRegular
>TripfagApologist
A few tactical notes: shorter names tend to land better in greentext, deliberately misspelled or all-lowercase variants (dustyloveschild, texisourking) read more native to the board than CamelCase, and self-owning names usually get less heat than ones flexing your team — picking something tied to your own club's pain is the safer route in a general where everyone's looking for a target.
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>>154527936
maybe, maybe not
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>>154527966
Thanks Sam
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Might go with scmods007
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using ai to come up with a tripcode what a fucking disgrace you'd make a perfect trip
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im a dead skin and dandruff factory
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>>154527982
What's the story behind this zombie costume?
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>>154527966
how about this one m8
>KillYourSelf
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>>154527980
Say it with me.

A. Trailer. Isn't. A. Spoiler.

Official marketing isn't a spoiler. The entire point of that being released is for people to see it to publicise the movie. If people want to avoid that, that's absolutely their right but it's nobody else's responsibility to cover things up to appease a minority.
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gay porn
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>>154528008
Bit of aggro, I like it. Always getting in other posters faces! I'm wondering if it might be a bit too stand-offish because while I do like the argy bargy — and I am often the one instigating it! — sometimes I do just like to chill out and vibe post. Such an in-your-face trip might make that difficult.
I'll keep thinking about it.
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>>154528019
This is the post
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX76KCHkvuk/
get a load of this lmao. hated winning because it made the oppositions day worse
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This is just my trip reveal lads!!!
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Exclamation marks used in general unironic posting are a big indicator the poster is above 50 years old
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>>154528031
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so true!
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>>154528043
>>154528042
stuff like this too. unc 'memes' used out of context or with little knowledge of the culture of a general
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Already got him in a twizz.
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>>154527853
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>>154528048
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>>154527870
Strap yourself in lad, this genny has been seething about my catters constantly since forever.
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>>154527870
Hilarious cat pic can I save this?
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>petrol prices rising again
buscunt is gonna start chirping up i bet
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>>154528075
He'll need to pay more for his bus ticket lol.

Also fuel prices puts everything else up, he'll be affected like the rest of us
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>>154528031
there was rumours he is a massive poofter
i think this confirms it
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heard an absolute pisser of a joke today lads
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"The AFL has fined Carlton $75,000 for its handling of Elijah Hollands's on-field mental health episode against Collingwood.

Hollands played in Carlton's MCG game against the Magpies on April 16, with footage from the game sparking concerns for his welfare from fans and others.

The 24-year-old former Gold Coast Suns player was hospitalised five days later.

Carlton investigated what had gone on before and during the game, passing its findings on to the AFL.

Today, the AFL released its own findings, issuing the fine to the Blues"

AFL chief Andrew Dillon said there were sufficient visual cues and performance data from the game, in addition to knowledge of Hollands's history, to know that "he should have been removed from play earlier than he was".

The failure to remove Hollands from play earlier brought the game into disrepute, Dillon said, adding that the charge was against the club rather than individuals.

Carlton will pay the full fine to the AFL's mental health partner, Headspace, which supports youth mental health.

"What transpired during the game was something we haven't seen before, and while Elijah did undergo checks, he should not have been left on the field for that period of time," Dillon said.

"The incident has highlighted something important for our game: Whilst our physical injury protocols are strong and well-understood, mental health presentations can be variable, and are complex.

"That means we need to continue to strengthen and standardise how we respond on match day to acute mental health episodes."

Executive general manager of football Laura Kane said the AFL would introduce a number of measures to help with health and welfare governance standards, including setting up the employment of a full-time psychologist or the equivalent for all AFL and AFLW clubs.

"This has been about care, clarity and action," Kane said.

"This is bigger than one club or one night.""
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>all jobs will be replaced by AI in the future
when did you realise that AI meant "an indian" and not "artificial intelligence"?
you have to really look out for their doublespeak
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>>154528083
without trucks australia stops
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if you think ai is indians then you have never had to work with an indian
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>>154528090
joke league
honestly it needs to be disbanded and we should start the vfl again.
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>>154527728
>>154527738
>banepoof is banechod is swanseether
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>>154528090
This is bigger than football and we all need to put our arms around Elijah during this unprecedented time in what has been a harrowing emotional journey.
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>>154528090
lying pieces of shit
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>>154528090
Making this much of a big deal out of a nervous breakdown.
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it's another virtue signal session episode
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A short list of three people I hate:
>Andrew Dillon
>Laura Kane
>Greg Swann
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>>154528075
>>154528083
I'll be paying, what, 20c more per fare? You'll be seething paying $50+ a week to maintain the ongoing moneypit that is your cuck cage
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I keep getting recommended youtube shorts called "Ranking the funniest down syndrome moments"
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>>154528095
everyone has and currently is at this point
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>>154528136
You'll also be paying higher prices for food, clothes and practically all other goods and services.

You're denying reality if you don't think higher fuel prices won't affect you
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>>154528147
I'm not saying it won't, but I'm not needlessly wasting money either.
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It's amazing how in the space of a very short time, like everything really, the AFL has become so fucking lame.

Not the sport per say, just the whole admin. When is it all going to break down and return to normal. (probably never).

I swear their pussy's have exploded so badly and constantly.

They give me the vibes of when Flanders was the school principle
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>>154528163
world ended in 2012
time accelerated in 2020
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>>154528163
it all starts with them getting involved in the yes vote and giving women who have 5 years experience working as lawyer a top level executive job
we say its a slippery slope at the time and get told to shut the fuck up and accept it
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>>154528113
Are you saying that we gots to 'be better' and 'do better' and 'times have changed' and we have to 'protect the head' and really focus on the mental health of not only our players, but really everyone? Because I'd love to be fucked up the ass.

We can't tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia and seditious confederate activities in 2026 Current Era.

When will we as a deeply evil and colonialist nation come to terms with what we have done and the constant genocide we commit daily.

Beds are burning and I for one am sick of the haters and the negative comments here. This subreddit...no..all of reddit is just a MAGA echo chamber.
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>time feels faster now
crisp cognitive decline
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>>154528182
is baiting on reddit fun, i'm considering it
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#KEEPVOSS
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>>154528147
>You'll also be paying higher prices for food
I don't eat take away much so I'm not fucked there
>Clothes
Haven't bought new clothes in years because I take care of that shit
>All other goods and services.
I don't consoom so fuck it dawg.

normies are getting sucked and fucked because they're debt riddled idiots anyways.
I knew studying Jews would pay off, following their ways of mastering the dosh.

Ciao
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every person should be doing some form of manual labour for work, so it's a good thing that AI will replace most desk jobs.
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>I miss when we hated things
-me when the afl and media stops hate in 2026
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How are we today lads?
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>>154528216
Desk jobs require brains, Machines will replace manual work because union cunts are annoying as shit and can't work 24/7.

>>154528225
>Reject Intolerance
>Multicultural nation

I want my cake and to eat it too.
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>>154528233
riled up
people have been shitting on my swans all day
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iggs are the most wholesome team in the league.
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>>154528235
they would have to rebuild the entire infrastructure to have robots replace humans in factory and trade jobs, desk jobs just need a simple OS update on the system to replace every desk jockey.
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Run the thought experiment to it's logically conclusion.
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>>154528249
You don't think Silicon Valley and CEOs wouldn't want to replace factories and trade jobs asap?

I know it won't happen, but It would be good to give an argument for no immigration.
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you guys talk with such authority like you know shit about anything
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I own nothing and I am not happy
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They should really start celebrating wooden cups just so iggs don't sudoku
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>>154528260
silicon valley nerds only care about AI getting advanced enough so it can solve all of their hedonistic needs.
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they should invent showers so indians dont fucking stink
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>I'm the most useful golem!
>No I am!
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>>154528282
TRVKE
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Aha my watch is here
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Shut the fuck up idiot you stupid fucking fool
Nobody in your life likes you
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>>154528247
bigfooty had a big meltdown over a scene of the lads praying with the club chaplain during that afl covid doco a few years ago.
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Why did David King never have a family?
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nick daicos lol
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Making a name for myself
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>>154528303
are you implying something?
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I would never go back to being a loser neet, that lifestyle was horrible and made me depressed all the time in retrospect.
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Fuck off cunt
You waster
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>>154528303
his family are the HIV loads he shoots in other blokes bums
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Stop talking to me fuckwit
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I would rather work a tough job than to become a skinnyfat neet again
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You'll die
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anyone in geelong want their dick sucked
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Concerning development -- searchlights have just gone up in Canberra. Will update once I know more
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>>154528319
there's a certain satisfaction at the end of the day i must admit
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>>154528328
high st maccas
15 minutes
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>Comedian Alex ‘Shooter’ Williamson has been stood down and deregistered by his Australian Rules football club over a “deeply sensitive” video he shared about the man accused of abducting and killing a five-year-old girl
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>“I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I’d see you there with a wife. Maybe a couple of kids.”
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>world is fucked
>only had footy
>the are trying to take footy from us too
If I were to say what I really think id be branded an antisemite
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>>154528342
Haha shooter used to be a pisser
Funny cunt
Loose unit
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75k seems expensive for playing a guy that was just a bit sad
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>>154528345
gaj is based but evangelical protestant christianity is cringeworthy
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Andrew Dillon turned me into an antisemite
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>>154528346
>>154528342
>Whole shtick is pretending to be a "loose cunt" tradie type who smokes meth
>ends up becoming a meth addict "ironically"
Dude is a dickhead and I feel he probably paid to have this story make the news to drive engagement and clicks on his content
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>>154528352
Probably missed his old glasses
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>>154528359
>content
zoomer detected
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>>154528356
Yep. Dillon and Netanyahu tbqhwy
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The searchlights were just a promotional thing, it turns out
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>>154528359
It's funny back in the day he used to take the piss out of guys like Ben Cousins and now their roles are completely reversed. Ben's turned his life around where as Shooter is still stuck in the dreg's.
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shooters life is probably in a better state than half you cunts
what was the last thing you achieved?
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Live in Canberra lads Lucifer just flew over my house.
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I guess it would be laughing at a methhead
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>>154528375
i went outside today
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>>154528375
have you seen his twitch? cunt is a fuckin' loser.
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when are we getting suicide booths like canada?
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>>154528384
you can already just call it in like robert walls did
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>>154528372
Very often when people do things, take positions on things or pretend to be things "ironically" it very quickly becomes unironic.
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>>154528384
Two weeks
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>>154528383
he's got 40k followers, thats a good few grand a month
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>>154528339
just arrived, im the big boned lad in trackies and pies scarf
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>>154528388
last time i saw it cunt was cooked as fuck in a bath, he's a fuckin' pathetic cunt who needs to get his life together
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>>154528366
'content' has been used for decades.
Out of touch retard detected

>>154528372
Cousins is based
>does a fuck load of drugs
>gets in deep with the law
>gets media job and cleans up nice
Hero
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>>154528393
he's not me retard iykwim haha
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Grown men arguing about ecelebs
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poster talking about posts all throughout the thread but not replying to insinuate she's smarter than everyone else

fuck up idiot
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>>154528398
meant for
>>154528401
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Grew up as a picky eater and never had to eat anything I didn't want to. Wish my parents had a backbone because I make a fool of myself whenever I eat out with others.
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Fucking moron cunt honestly
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No one likes you or your shit posts
Just a garbage waste of space mutt
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Glowies itt rn
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>>154528393
he still bangs some pretty mint women
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id easily heem you
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What the fuck are you talking about you utter idiot
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>>154528417
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I love to smoke crystal methamphetamine
It's in my mind and in my dreams
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>>154528393
https://www.instagram.com/p/DWu3hs7CTfd/
Bet you feel stupid
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>CARLTON has been given a $75,000 fine over its handling of the Elijah Hollands situation, while the AFL will now make it mandatory for every club to employ a full-time psychologist in the wake of the incident.
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>>154528409
based kelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaN9f2C9rf0
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>>154528431
wonder what background most of those psychologists will have
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>Laura Kane, the AFL's EGM AFLW, Health and Football Operations, was not drawn on whether any of Hollands' teammates raised the alarm during the game, saying: "We won't speak to the specifics about what other players did or didn't say, but we'll acknowledge that there was a broad audience that observed those visual cues".

so the cunt had a breakdown and got on the piss to get through a match but they've side stepped that nicely
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>>154528431
women run league
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lol it's the same guy
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psychologists are scam artists
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any other fredbros booked their flights yet?
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Fucking retarded posts today honestly
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>>154528446
try practising mindfulness mate
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>>154528446
i could hypnotise you so easily
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not even the EPL mandates full-time psychologists on every team's permanent staff. this is next-level cuckery. the game's gone, dead, ruined by one woman who constantly fell upwards
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>>154528469
crazy how they constantly knee jerk to one of mistakes but dont correct the mistake of hiring her
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truth bomb (potentially nuclear): you don't "fall up" into these positions. its a dog eat dog world and you don't just coast your way into a position of such power by being an ditzy tard
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>>154528475
>t. has never worked with women
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>>154528477
my boss is a very impressive woman
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>>154528475
lawyer for 1 year to manager of an entire womens football department

let alone the rest of the promotions
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>>154528481
good resume, shes done enough 10 years in the biz and clearly shown effective results along the way
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>>154528469
it's obviously a psyop to get the public adjusted to the idea of every work place having a full-time psychologists on staff in the future
you as a worker will have to go for your fortnightly session with them where all of your dialogue will be recorded and reported to the state to judge whether you meet some sort of baseline.
it's going to basically be a secular version of confession.
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>>154528482
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>>154528481
>had to keep inventing new positions because she fucking sucks balls at all of them
KEK
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Is it like autism when some thing catches their eye and they become obsessed about it for years?
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Remember that guy that got hit with a cricket ball and died
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>>154528375
brought a white child into the world
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>>154528399
see >>154527846
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>>154528475
lol you couldn't be more wrong
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>>154528522
we're allowed to do that?
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>>154528529
you can just do things. i want to make at least 3 more.
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>>154528513
I remember afl laughing about it
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>>154528437
that will be $200k plus tip
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I didn’t vote, I don’t believe in democracy. I believe in Thule, the ancient city, and I believe that Trump is the candidate who is going to raise Thule, and Atlantis. I believe in global cooling, the sea levels lowering, and I believe in land rising from the bottom of the ocean with ancient ruins on it, like the ruins of Thule. I believe Trump will accomplish all of this. He’s going to prove that UFO’s exist; the government has known about it for a long time. They know that UFO’s are out there and are trying to communicate with us, and that they have secrets about the origins of human consciousness. Are you familiar with the German philosopher Friedrich Schelling? Have you read the Critical Historical Introduction to the Philosophy of Mythology? Schelling is a German Idealist philosopher, he was roommates with Holderlin, and Hegel, and he talks about all of this, he predicted it a long time ago. Trump is going to make German idealism real, he’s going to complete the system. Immanuel Kant could not complete the system of German idealism; Trump is going to complete the system - He is going to derive the complete system of German idealism. Hegel couldn’t do it, Schelling couldn’t do it, Fichte couldn’t do it, Jacobi couldn’t do it, Reinhold couldn’t do it, no one could complete the system of German idealism. German idealism: First critique published in 1781 - Trump is a Kantian.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw9M1TQX8oc
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>>154528543
Not reading all of that but what do you think about the theory that the Eye of the Sahara is the location of Atlantis?
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what makes you feel so important, can you spell it out for us?
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>>154528202
>I don't eat take away much so I'm not fucked there
It will affect all food prices. How exactly do you think vegetables, meat and other food is created and distributed? Do you think someone rides down the freeway in a bike with a basket of carrots or other food?

Fuel is needed at every stage of production and distribution
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>>154528202
>I don't eat take away much so I'm not fucked there
yeah lucky they figured out that whole teleporting food into the shops thing
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>>154528547
crisp freshie
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>>154528563
I refuse to believe the Eye of the Sahara has been extensively discussed here
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>>154528359
"The Adelaide Advertiser reported Williamson has been suspended immediately by the Willunga Football Club, in South Australia’s Great Southern Football League.

The Willunga Football Club said in a statement on Monday: “We are aware of the deeply offensive social media content shared by an individual associated with our club.

“We want to be clear; the comments made are completely unacceptable and do not reflect the values of our club.

“We acknowledge the hurt and distress this has caused, particularly to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island peoples and the broader community.

“The individual was stood down immediately, and following review, is no longer registered with the club.

“This outcome reflects the seriousness with which we have treated the matter.

“We are committed to maintaining a respectful and inclusive environment and will continue to take meaningful steps to ensure our standards are upheld.

“We sincerely apologise to those impacted and thank our community for raising their concerns.”"

Why on earth would anyone think to make jokes about this absolutely horrendous matter.

Absolutely disgusting
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>>154528554
>>154528561

I have chickens cunt

Enjoy your overpriced slop you soon to be even poorer bozo
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I have 3 months of canned/MRE food (2000kcal/day) and sterilised water (4 litres/day) in storage ready when needed
I figure if anything more than 3 months worth becomes necessary, access to a firearm will be more important than further food and water storage
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>>154528571
Spastic
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>>154528547
Nah that's as bs as the "we come from africa theory" basically off Europe to the west through the strait of Gibraltar (pillars of Hercules) is some submerged islands this is what/where Atlantis used to be pre-flood.

After the flood the islands were submerged and the civilisation lost.
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Women in the office suck, they constantly walk around and need to have a “chat” to other women about what they did last night/on the weekend etc. They literally can’t exist in solitude
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>>154528574
and YOU can't have any kek
go crying to poofdaddy albo when you get hungry you snivelling little statist worm
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>>154528571
calling in a welfare check on you
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>>154528579
Mate we are literally the world's bread basket she'll be right
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>>154528582
degradation of our immediate/short-term energy capacity has fucked us.
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She'll be right is the best philosophy
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A gun makes her right
This is why the government confected every excuse to take them off you.
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haha yeah we're the "she'll be right" country
*over-regulates every absolute everything possible*
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I'm not saying Martin Bryant was a glowie, I'm just saying Canberra never lets a good crisis go to waste
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>>154528575
>that's as bs as the "we come from africa theory"
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way down below the ocean
where i want to be, she may be
my antediluvian baby
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>>154528571
Nice but don't post this shit online though.
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>>154528571
do you really want to live in a world like that?
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>>154528596
genvine trvke
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>>154528596
he was unironically a tavistock mkultra stooge
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Just found out they made an incredibles 2
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why
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>>154528609
how was tavistock involved what evidence do you have of this I've never heard of this angle?
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>>154527521
Stupid faggot, Swans haven’t just lost the last two grand finals they’ve been in, they’ve been fucking embarrassed and raped. They play on their small postage stamp and get wins and then go to the MCG and get fucking destroyed. God I hope it happens again this year lmao, Swancucks are almost as bad as Cheatlong brain damaged fuckhead cunts
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I'm going to nuke Australia
This guy predicted that
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>>154528618
there was a lot of contemporaneous evidences posted on pka forums back in the day
you can get it on pka onion site now
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>>154528616
Idk
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wtf why didn't you tell me adelaide was like this
i thought it was all toffee cunts with ideas above their station
looks kino as fuck
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girls exist to be fulFILLED by my cock, if you catch my drift ;-)
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i'm 47 yeard old and i'm beginning to lose hope that things will get better
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>>154528618
his psych was dr eric cunningham-dax an actual tavistock doctor and expert in 'mental hygiene' and brainwashing.
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>>154528619
poort tranny us that you?
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swear to god its the same 15 posts over and over again in here
lets cut a chicken off a head and see what post comes next! oh wow its /pol/slop! what a surprise!
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oh look there's complaincunt at it again
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>>154528624
can you give me the basic gist of it. Like what evidence?
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Would love some cookies ricpght noe
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I'm like 35 and I still haven't decided want I want to be when I'm older
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>>154528662
based laura kane
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>>154528660
Alright cookie monster
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>>154528653
https://larouchepub.com/eiw/public/1997/eirv24n21-19970516/eirv24n21-19970516_046-mass_murder_in_australia_tavisto.pdf
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kind of crazy how everyone wants to fight each other these days, I legit don't feel safe going out on the town anymore.
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Could really go for some prostate stimulation
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if wealth inequality is such an issue why do we import a bajillion low skill workers to dilute the value of labour?
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>>154528684
kino
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How much is the AFL going to fine itself for bringing the game into disrepute given that it has now been shown that bookies have higher ethical standards by not allowing clear and obvious conflicts of interest to exist.
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>oh no interest is out of control because of oil going nuts
>let's raise domestic rates to curb this external inflation!
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>>154528690
Because it's being done in bad faith, by people who have historically been against immigration for exactly that reason losing the ideological battle and then chucking a tanty; essentially saying "Oh you like immigration, well then let's just open the floodgates and let everyone in." Like the fucking retards that they are.
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>>154528648
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>>154528698
If we were in a position where we could weather the storm in the first place, you may have had a point but inflation has been sitting well above target since Covid.

They made a massive mistake dropping rates last year.
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fiat is a meme
if it's not gold and silver coins it's a work
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shut up fuckheads you dont know anything
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problem is most people feel entitled to live like kings and spend lavishly in luxury, they can't cope with living simply
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living simply is seen as autistic these days
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christ you cunts are thick
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>>154528756
yeah thick cocked
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>>154528756
thanks for noticing
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maybe gutting our energy, mining and manufacturing sectors wasn't a good idea
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its almost like our politicians are subservient to other countries intentionally
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sally fitzgibbons sheds gf 2026
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sexy white girl with large breasts and buttocks gf 2028
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>woman in charge of the afl
>it tanks
>woman in charge of the banks
>tanks the economy
>woman in charge of victoria
>it tanks
seeing a pattern
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reckon all this 'r u ok' 'men's mental health' stuff has the complete opposite effect
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>>154528830
real sadsacks wouldn't want it brought up, not talk about it
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imagine being an afl player now and having to talk to a psychologist before every game
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>>154528841
that's not true i crave attention
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>>154528818
in fairness all these have been trending down for some time now
preparing for 2030 I guess
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watching mr bean and now i'm sad because it's a world that no longer exists, the world i was born into, it no longer exists
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>>154528861
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Sex gifs
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2.22 MB WEBM
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>spend 25 minutes catching up on the last 300 posts itt
>ah good finally finished, time to join in the conversation
>threads completely dead
Crisp waste of time
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cheap seats is on mate
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I like to go bed early on mon tues wed
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Why do you guys like The Cheap Seats so much?
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>>154524327
Business idea: Tassie come in but just play at the 2 AFL standard grounds that already exist down there
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umm, where's the porn?
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>>154528986
maybe the real thread was the posts we read along the way
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>>154528986
thanks for reading my posts
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Imagine dying and your tombstone reads some banal shit like "Father. Husband. Brother. Loved and missed by all"
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Mine will read "Schizo. Terrorist. God."
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>>154529086
what would you have on yours?
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I am literally, diagnosed as severely mentally unwell.
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>>154529097
Same
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>>154529091
Nothing of him that doth fade, but doth suffer a sea change, into something rich and strange
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we know mate
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reckon i might have a good cry tonight, haven't had one in a long while
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i wonder if she ever thinks about me
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FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAANT
someone write something as based as that about an afl player
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in dire need of some arms being wrapped around me
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NEED the great british bakeoff gf
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I just died in your arms tonight
must've been something you said
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uqXBh8qEcs
Really, really good watch
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>>154528722
They've made deliberate "mistakes" for forty years, pulling the one lever you have that explicitly doesn't work in the situation you find yourself in is devastatingly retarded. Maybe if they hadn't put us in a position where we're at the mercy of the USraeli foreign policy and shitfights on the other side of the globe we'd be alright. The fact that no one took the obvious lesson about the evils of JIT and (((competitive advantage via highly interconnected markets))) out of COVID is in and of itself enough to call for the head of every cunt in Canberra.
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go to mosque brother
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And I will throh-oh-ow my arms around you
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I’m a food addict, just love the stuff
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>>154529127
Based Brenton Tarrant (pbuy)
Didn't realise you had your intervent privileges back
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>>154529101
crisp my msn messenger screen name
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anyone else feel liken fucken dying tonight?
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try recommending a non-shit kino (impossible)
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>>154529135
based tipgod, any snacks this weekend?
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>>154529140
waterworld
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Movies suck
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>>154529140
Fires Were Started (1943) and Victory of the Faith (1933)
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I don't watch 'movies'. I watch films.
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>>154529139
last thing every night and first thing every morning mate
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>>154529146
TRVKE
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Great art is impossible withour privation
It is why women can never create meaningful art and why Western cultural life has been so desolate for 60 years. (And that is being generous, bceause I give some credit to popular post-war art.)
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>>154529140
kiss kiss bang bang
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>>154529140
Mr lonely
posted a post on cric btw
later alfie x
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>>154529146
Meth, mostly
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fuck off you filthy indian mutt
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the last Great Song written was The New Matthew by Custard
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lgm x
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It's crazy how one nuke on Tel Aviv and one nuke on Tehran would basically solve all of the world's problems (we can deal with India, China, Africa, South America, Russia and the European Union as second order matters).
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rack off glowdigger
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>>154529173
"they" are everywhere thoughbeit
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saying 'christ is king' is antisemitic now apparently
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>>154529184
I am happy to glass North America too.
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Christ is King
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CHRIST IS THE KING OF THE JEWS
CHRIST IS THE KING OF THE JEWS
CHRIST IS THE KING OF THE JEWS
CHRIST IS THE KING OF THE JEWS
CHRIST IS THE KING OF THE JEWS
CHRIST IS THE KING OF THE JEWS
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Nick daicos’s uncle / Pete’s brother was a wrong’un and heroin addict that died in jail. (It’s true, look it up) something seriously wrong with this family
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Scotland should invade England and drive out the parasites
Where's Mel Gibson when you need him
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>>154529205
crazy how nick is a rapist and the case was buried before he got drafted
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The Daicos family murdered one of their children because he had down syndrome and they were ashame of him
There are some facts the wider media is too scared to report
But as the son of Eddie Maguire, I feel compelled to speak truth to power
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love pretzels me, perfect little snackette
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Just broke me chair because the passion overtook me
Need to go for a walk
Hoepfully I find someone to king hit
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love it when women wear their hair loose but tie the sides back
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Google victor daicos
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Blasting bagpipe music with the windows open
Wagie and tradie neighbours will be fucking FUMING but they won't do shit
Every time they call the police, they just tell me to turn it down
Cuck dogs
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who's got the porn
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>>154529236
heebs
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What’s he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin:
If we are mark’d to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England:
God’s peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
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>>154529236
>>>/s/
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>>154529242
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
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tradiescum have to get up for work soon kek
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>>154529173
This but the White House and Tel Aviv. Suffer not the golem to live.
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>>154529091
here lies anon
he had many (you)s
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i'm about to post my erect dick unless someone posts porn
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bet you won't. coward.
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i dont get erections antmore
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>>154529262
yeah he chickened out
don't know why he doesn't just go and coom and clear his head lel
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>>154529091
In Australia you can get three potato cakes for $5.00. We call this a "Gary Ablett Jr" here in GeeliWeeli (Geelong for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0v_pu6miJ8
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>>154529300
i'm confused but also turned on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
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>>154529300
What would I need to do to look like this?
I'm a woman btw
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White culture has been so unbelievably demonised by the (((American))) filth it is actually unbelievable
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>>154529315
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>154529300
I look like this and do this.
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>>154529315
preach
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Someone needs to write a Poor Ned about Our Dezi (rip king)
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>>154529315
>You will NEVER experience pre-ww1 Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0
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nah the nonce can fuck off, good riddance
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https://www.nma.gov.au/explore/features/ned-kelly-jerilderie-letter/transcription
>As this is no crime in the police force it is a credit to a policeman to convict an innocent man but any muff can pot a guilty one
>But it is not the place of the police to convict guilty men, as it is by them they get their living.
>And the police got credit and praise in the papers for arresting the mother of 12 children, one an infant on her breast and those two quiet hardworking innocent men who would not know the difference in a revolver and a saucepan handle, and kept them six months awaiting trial and then convicted them on the evidence of the meanest article that ever the sun shone on. It seems that the jury were well chosen by the police as there was a discharged sergeant amongst them which is contrary to law. They thought it impossible for a policeman to swear a lie but I can assure them it is by that means and hiring cads they get promotion.
>... no alternative only to put up with the brutal and cowardly conduct of a parcel of big ugly, fat necked, wombat headed, big bellied, magpie legged, narrow hipped splaw-footed sons of Irish bailiffs or English landlords which is better known as officers of justice or Victorian police who some calls honest gentlemen.
Imagine delivering a TRVKE so brvtal it echoes for centuries
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statist pigs will pay their price
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>>154529336
old footage is the most radicalising thing
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>>154529345
>>154529356
fuck this thread just got high t
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>>154529336
imagine a white society
(they desperately don't want you to)
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The police can’t protect you, all those that have reason to fear me had better sell out and give £10 out of every hundred to the widow and orphan fund. And do not attempt to reside in Victoria but as short a time as possible after reading this notice, neglect this and abide by the consequence which shall be worse than rust in wheat in Victoria or the drought of a dry season to the grasshoppers in New South Wales. I do not wish to give the order full force without giving timely warning but I am a Widow’s Son, outlawed and my orders must be obeyed.
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In a way, porn posters are the modern day bushrangers
>>
Have a good night lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ55dePNYMs
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*be's me*
*pipes myself off*
Night lad
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>>154529385
Many are saying this
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Imagine of the Third Reich (pbut) had bagpipes. They would have been literally unstoppable.
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>>154529401
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Millin
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Blood pressure is at 137/82
Probably have to do something about this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaGXAIdKZeU
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>reject the primacy of rome but affirm the councils that recognise the primacy of rome
orthodox are weird like that
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primacy =/= supremacy
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iggs
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Test
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>>154530245
welcome back mate
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>>154529455
this argument falls apart very quickly once we consider church history and the primary sources thereof btw
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Tits on a bus go up and down
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good morning alf
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Good morning alf
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>>154533347
>>154534837
mouringin alfas
i cracked a monster energy. $5.50 from the servo fucking hell. tastes like jelly that hasn't set.
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Newwy
>>154535019
>>154535019



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