Why do Argentinian leagues have so many low scoring matches? Are they retarded, they can't score goals?
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bokita influence
we're shit at attackingwe're good at defending
>>154523276Unless islands are involved.
>>154522585Argentinian players in general have a strong tactical culture and discipline
>>154522585every good player between 18 and 35 left for Europe
>>154528369they can't defend something that isn't theirs
>>154522585It may not be as good but all the leagues in South America have that little bit extra soul left.
>>154522585our league is not a meme plastic league that wants every game to be a minimum 4 goals spectacle game, it's taken seriously and it's why the competition is always so tight and the defending so harsh
What bet did you lose
>>154522585They focus on murderball and occasionally play soccer by accident
>>1545225859s are dead literally there's like a couple in the whole league. Combined with retarded managers that either don't know how to use them, use outdated methods or think they're smarter than they are and use meme tactics "becuz yurop doin itz".
>>154529707Most of the defenders that play first division here should be cleaning toilets and that includes many Boca, River, Racing, Estudiantes players.The best defenders are kids that get injured within minutes of playing or foreigners.All of this is backed by the fact the current league format is so shit you can reach the final 3 match days of the season without having won a single game, win all 3 and get into the playoffs.Only one club gets relegated out of 30, 6 go to Libertadores so theres at least 20 clubs that have no reason to play for anything.
>>154534470There're two relegations not one.
>>154534470>Boverbro so butthurt he completely missed the point of the thread
>>15452258590% of the game time is spent hoofing the ball, wasting time, faking injuries and yelling at the ref.
>>154534470the league format and players being "shit" has nothing to do with how the mentality around games is
oh my heckin science there isn't a goal every 3 minutes
>>154522585>Are they retarded? Somewhat yes, they are, quite considerably but in South America they're renowned for their anti football style, balls disappear, stadiums are construct to make the visitors feel like they're in a bunker, the crowds use of firecrackers in the hotel room so rival players don't get proper sleep, plus conmebol always favours them.Ask Uruguayans, Colombians, Chilean and Paraguayan fans and they'll tell you the same.Their leagues are shit though, apertura, clausura, blowjobbing, and in the end the five 5 big from the capital win regardless.
this is bizarre to me, sudacas and meds were always stereotyped as being effeminate flair players with a lot of skill while Anglos were all hoofball merchants and the harsh defenders were all in Eastern Europeis it just that sudaca clubs have fallen behind clubs from other regions in terms of resources and they can no longer produce the skillful players they once did?
>>154538937The best players historically are poorfags. With the rise of living standards less kids are putting all their cards on football as a career that can get them out of poverty so there's a smaller pool of quality talents that fight tooth and nail to succeed. Also, kids nowadays have gaming as a new fun passtime that can easily catch their interest over playing sports with their friends so a lot of kids that might naturally be gifted for a sport end up not even considering giving it a try
>>154522585Hantavirus
>>154538937zesty flair has always been a brazilian exclusive, other sudaca teams were never known for thatour top players are clinical and stubborn instead, it looks very different on the pitch
>>154538292>the crowds use of firecrackers in the hotel room so rival players don't get proper sleepin here our deputy (and later on President) do it by himself
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