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F L A M E SLAMES
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
based gary overseeing total randy death
>>154522729Is everyone enjoying their 5000 sq ft condo by the beach?
>>154522737>>154522738that's RIGHT
My canesies :) will win this series
>the Carolina Cotton Pickers>the Carolina Taboccanists >the Karolina Klansmen so many great options
>>154522760those all suck dick actually
>>154522762me on the left
My penguins );
guy just tripped on the blue line
ref babbies
>>154522767Well, you just don't like Carolina, hater
>>154522760Embrace tradition
too many penulty already
If you told me that Rogers a fucking phone and internet company would be a far worse Maple Leafs owner than Harold Ballard I would laugh desu
>>154522787
>>154522754you can't undo a scar post that's against the code
>ive got dreams in my head and they wont go...
>>154522796>laffs
what genetic makeup is taylor hall? he looks the most mystery meat mutt ever.
>>154522743He read my post saying I wouldn't buy anymore jerseys if the canes win
big dick rick too much for rod to handle
succ me thru the phone
>>154522796it might just be the franchise... you know that right?
ref kwab
Evening /hoc/
>>154522810He’s a proud Italian like Mike Torico
just a terrible terrible powerplay
>>154522824Thats quite the collection of garbage
>laffslaffs
huomenta is this as boring as the last game
>>154522824good evening, mormon friend
>>154522760the slavers.
kill all refs
gostisbehere has forgot how to play
>>154522824gay
>>154522836That hairline should disqualify him from life.
>>154522837the refs are making sure it is
he was never good
>>154522836kek
>>154522844Even the little baby refs in their little ref cradles?
the ducks are gonna btfo shit shartner right?
the randies have completely forgotten how to shoot the puck
can't believe they called a coach too bald penalty in the playoffs
K’Andre Miller should change his name to K’Andy
>>154522833Thanks!!! :D>>154522841>>154522760The Canefederacy
>>154522836Shalom
>>154522841>the Carolina Whip-Crackers
>Senior Executive Advisor of Hockey Pandering
>>154522836he looks like he buys blood from hospitals for, you know, normal reasons.
>>154522868i believe his name is piss fartner but yes
I’m gonna have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with extra crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly
>>154522885lmao
>>154522840Namaste, Canadian buddy
>>154522894thats your dinner?
>>154522868
>>154522894Butter the outsides and toss it in a pan for a little bit.
>>154522884tfw matsy soup commercials are lost media
>>154522899cmon now, gritty bends him over and buck breaks him.
>>154522875you just know jackson blake drops the hard "R"
should I do a second chance bracketmine's horribly busted
>>154522907>>154522889
John Chayka
>>154522896you're going to hell by the way
>>154522918
>>154522942wasn't shane doan deposed from toronto in some sort of Chekist plot
>>154522836Toronto relocation when?
>>154522942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxTWDj5e-eAshane doan of mantracker fame
>>154522836hes gunna moneyball this shit. watch and learn buddy.
kek just saw PK's latest getup, looks like either a janitor or a Chuck Norris background commando guy from his action movies in the 80s.
Bussi should play
practically begging for bieksa to snap rons spine in half on live tv
>>154522939
>>154522885Yeah he looks like Bela Lugosi.
>>154522894on toast?
>check out and skim through TSN overdrive for my owed and overdue Toronto seething>They hide Mitch Marner's Game 6 performance in the last 10 minutes of the broadcast and talk about it for only a minuteKWAB
bud won
>ESPN broadcastsAnyone have any good movie recs for tonight?
>>154522868Of course
Where are we relocating the city of Toronto to, Gary?
>>154522975I thought they were doing that already.
>>154522995>p-please talk about my golden showerslol no one cares about them
>>154523007vanilla sky
i bet nobody even remembers my old gimmick
>>154523014Hamilton
new first lady of the laffs
>>154523021You are gonna have to talk about them in 2 hours
>>154523021you delusional retards talk about mitch marner daily.
>>154522995No lying cheating scumbag talk either. >laffs
>>154523032The man has an eye for talent
>>154523028It's in the /hoc/ wiki
>>154523014Boise
>>154523047thoughts on losing to bud?
>>154523044that's cause I keep a healthy diet, maybe you should look into yours
>>154523014Atlanta
>>154523032looks like the type of gal that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>154523044Sometimes twice a day
>>154523014goofy sauga yutes
>>154523068...or a baconator
>>154523047>rags
>>154523014Mumbai
bubble bubbletoil and troublepost bud1 and trb bubbles
>>154523051should i bring it back?
How does it work?
>>154523094oh no.. those are all REALLY bad numbers. Trust me I'm highly ranked on RNGdle
I miss the Yotes
>>154523116Are you, or have you ever been Yuma Man
>>154523032John Chayka reminds me of a young Vince Mcmahon
>1 good second round match-up, maybe 2
>>154523124Is that a tripfag or something? Naw
Are my Duckies going to win tonight?
>>154523147without a doubt
they referee just gave me the heil hitler
how much are tickets in carolina? beers?
>>154523147Only if the bubble bath is activated.
which player on the canes has a white wife and black child again?
>>154523173kek
>>154523147Yes
should have been a penalty shot had a step on him wasnt parallel anymore
was watching non stop penalties called and a hockey game broke out
>>154523048Funny enough the dangling tranny lover talked about that and hilariously agreed
>>154523173>bubble bathtrb bath
>>154523124>>154523144YES I AM YUMA MAN.. LOOK AT MY BIG WIENERRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I would always score on the pp
>>154523199we dont talk about shannon like that here
>>154523147I forgot to take a bath with my rubber ducky, so no
Seth Jarvis has been buck broken since he was left off the initial Olympic roster
>>154523116me too anon
how did the randys not score there
>>154523205>Relocate and become Utah>Lose to Vegass
black linesman says "no way, Jose"
>>154523237i'd take a dump in your hat
>>154523233true
>MAKE SOME NOOOOISE
How the fuck did that not go in?
mad how the randies didn't slow down after losing necas for nothing
>the flames got rid of this guy for dustbin wolf
>>154523257>>154523257https://youtu.be/kaOzPwvWxYw
lol the randys fucking suck
Canes lurking on the Flyers net.
>>154523237BASED!
vladar under siege
the puck is taking some mysterious trajectories to stay out of the filthy net
>>154522995Has anyone ever explained to hockey players that playoff beards are almost certainly bad luck since almost nobody with one actually wins the cup? Winning teams with beards have also had to overcome the dark magicks contained in their facial hair.
>>154523291just like my islanders
jesus christ how many penalties have been called already this game
>>154523147Of course
>>154523233>>154523255much like trb after 04/17/22
>more penalties than the flyers have shots on goalanother great episode of metroslop
>>154523266They didnt lose him for nothing
>>1545233227 pens, my sonNot bad for the middle of the game> play-offs, amrite?
>>154523312But the Panthers and Vegas players all had thick chiseled beards in these past 3 years, meanwhile Edmonton had fucking pubes stapled on their lips and lost
>>154523358>eichel>thick beardkek jen even
i hate bus parking series, flyers today and watch the habs do the same when they start, shits boooring
>>154523116I miss having an NHL franchise that was dumb and evil but in the same ways a local small business would be
>>154523358they had the beards to hide gary's additional magnets
Zegras’ facial hair is hilarious, what a faggot
>>154523375put your leaf back on, Canada, you're weirding me out
>>154523355>half of game time has been down a mankwab
same energy as a sunday matinee game from november
why isnt walkers last name skater?
>NOO-oOOO
this is the randy team i was expecting.
It's already over for the canes
>>154523397>put the flag of the country full of jeets, commies and lower quality of life than south american shitholes like this one with the same incomeyou first
it would be a shame if this game went to triple ot...
>>154523375It sucks and they should know offense is the best defense
why dont the randys fans know when to cheer unless guided by a horn?
>BRANTford is losing a crucial game 7 IT'S A MUST WIN!!!!
>>154523444brother i've been to peru and lol cmon
playoff aho has arrived.
god morning frens, lets hoki!
>>154523409yeah this series is antidimes
>>154523487hope you slept well bro :)
>>154522946Just greeting the Canadians in their native tongue nothing more to it
>>154523487Good morning Pekka :D there’s exciting hockey on
>>154523487Gross Fingol.
do the randys not have any other strategies other than shooting it straight at the goalie from 30 feet away?
>taylor hall attempts a wrap-around
>lost hockey media>it’s problematic
that's penalty #9 this game. reffies are on it tonight
lol why didnt the ref blow the whistle when the flyers played it
theres steam coming off the top of rods head
>>154523487huomenta
>>154523542they're losing track of which penalty they calledthey lost the page in the script
another beyond grim pooperplay from the randies
>>154523501>>154523513>>154523516>>154523551Hello hello! :D
>>154523543ROID RAGE
reffies the mvp of this game
>>154523448let's come up with a good name for it, parkingslop? this shit is infuriating, i want hockey to be popular over here but watching potentially 7 games of this turns a lot of ppl away>>154523483i said >same income< anon, imagine earning 80k annually and not get raped by taxes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUNLjB8PwU
Tkachuk said on the podcast that if Hyman was healthy panthers would’ve lost and oilers would have two cups right now
refCHADS ruthless tonight
The olde vladar helmet dump
>>154523566They are good at being bad at that
i hope this series goes seven games and all of them are slop
>>154523603parkingslop sounds good. hockey needs to be physical and have constraint action. passive play sucks
canes are missing one ingredient...
rod going to stroke out in rage at his teams fuckups
>>154523620KWAB
>>154523644Then respond to him. He puts a lot of effort into posting here every day.
>extracate >uh, I mean execute
Imagine being Canadian 1993 2014
Sometimes I forget that Taylor Hall still plays
>>154523644Meds bro, they're free
>>154523664He had 8 points in 5 games. If the randys make it to the final I will be rooting for him.
>>154523644MEDS
>>154523658>>154523671xhe bubble
>>154523644exactly how many voices are in your head?
>>154523679Has he finally unbusted?
>>154523644Is this Mitch? How’s the oilers defeat feeling?>don’t worry it gets better in time…
>>154523661why did you think playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
These teams blow LOL
PK wearing garbage collector overalls now
>>154523633EL REAL MANDRIL>>154523624i'll call it that from now on, these fahgs can't even throw the gloves for some fun, where's the blood in their veins?
>killian cuckscythe
offense is for suckersSHUT IT DOWN, PARK THAT BUS FLYERS
I've spoken to 20 names from hoc, people you'd know. 19 of them called trb sham. Words were used like con artist, liar, salesman.
i didnt really believe /hoc/ when they said the sabres have a free pass to the cup final but after watching this game i now see why.
>>154523722>Killian Cornscythe>Murderin' Wheatblade>Slayerian Barleyscimitar >Lynchian Oatrapier
did Eichel take a puck to the face or is it a herpes flare up?
There’s a reason the Confederates never went further than Gettysburg
>>154523745not bad
>>154523710Don't they do this with ovi?
>>154523722Kill yourself tripfag
dis nigga wearin a jumpsuit lmao fat motherfucker
>>154523758boston might have been their biggest threat and they sucked
>>154523710Why did you dox yourself and post your drivers license?
>>154523664he sucked till he joined the faggot canes. cuz they're all gay.
>>154523777
>>154523729He was right about my Habs.
>>154523781gave up on pretending you have friends in spain and slovakia, no milly?
>>154523722Kill yourself tripfag>>154523775No they are separate records, Gretzky still holds the playoff record (122 vs Ovechkin's 77) but Ovechkin is recognized as having over 1000 goals combined which was also only achieved by Gretzky.
>>154523802based pk
>>154523766He did u ironically took a rebound puck to the face in practice
mitch got trb to write bud1 and trb is gay on his own wall KWAB
>>154523806Are you still driving a Nissan?> What are your birthday plans, Mitch
