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F L A M E SLAMES
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based gary overseeing total randy death
>>154522729Is everyone enjoying their 5000 sq ft condo by the beach?
>>154522737>>154522738that's RIGHT
My canesies :) will win this series
>the Carolina Cotton Pickers>the Carolina Taboccanists >the Karolina Klansmen so many great options
>>154522760those all suck dick actually
>>154522762me on the left
My penguins );
guy just tripped on the blue line
ref babbies
>>154522767Well, you just don't like Carolina, hater
>>154522760Embrace tradition
too many penulty already
If you told me that Rogers a fucking phone and internet company would be a far worse Maple Leafs owner than Harold Ballard I would laugh desu
>>154522787
>>154522754you can't undo a scar post that's against the code
>ive got dreams in my head and they wont go...
>>154522796>laffs
what genetic makeup is taylor hall? he looks the most mystery meat mutt ever.
>>154522743He read my post saying I wouldn't buy anymore jerseys if the canes win
big dick rick too much for rod to handle
succ me thru the phone
>>154522796it might just be the franchise... you know that right?
ref kwab
Evening /hoc/
>>154522810He’s a proud Italian like Mike Torico
just a terrible terrible powerplay
>>154522824Thats quite the collection of garbage
>laffslaffs
huomenta is this as boring as the last game
>>154522824good evening, mormon friend
>>154522760the slavers.
kill all refs
gostisbehere has forgot how to play
>>154522824gay
>>154522836That hairline should disqualify him from life.
>>154522837the refs are making sure it is
he was never good
>>154522836kek
>>154522844Even the little baby refs in their little ref cradles?
the ducks are gonna btfo shit shartner right?
the randies have completely forgotten how to shoot the puck
can't believe they called a coach too bald penalty in the playoffs
K’Andre Miller should change his name to K’Andy
>>154522833Thanks!!! :D>>154522841>>154522760The Canefederacy
>>154522836Shalom
>>154522841>the Carolina Whip-Crackers
>Senior Executive Advisor of Hockey Pandering
>>154522836he looks like he buys blood from hospitals for, you know, normal reasons.
>>154522868i believe his name is piss fartner but yes
I’m gonna have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with extra crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly
>>154522885lmao
>>154522840Namaste, Canadian buddy
>>154522894thats your dinner?
>>154522868
>>154522894Butter the outsides and toss it in a pan for a little bit.
>>154522884tfw matsy soup commercials are lost media
>>154522899cmon now, gritty bends him over and buck breaks him.
>>154522875you just know jackson blake drops the hard "R"
should I do a second chance bracketmine's horribly busted
>>154522907>>154522889
John Chayka
>>154522896you're going to hell by the way
>>154522918
>>154522942wasn't shane doan deposed from toronto in some sort of Chekist plot
>>154522836Toronto relocation when?
>>154522942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxTWDj5e-eAshane doan of mantracker fame
>>154522836hes gunna moneyball this shit. watch and learn buddy.
kek just saw PK's latest getup, looks like either a janitor or a Chuck Norris background commando guy from his action movies in the 80s.
Bussi should play
practically begging for bieksa to snap rons spine in half on live tv
>>154522939
>>154522885Yeah he looks like Bela Lugosi.
>>154522894on toast?
>check out and skim through TSN overdrive for my owed and overdue Toronto seething>They hide Mitch Marner's Game 6 performance in the last 10 minutes of the broadcast and talk about it for only a minuteKWAB
bud won
>ESPN broadcastsAnyone have any good movie recs for tonight?
>>154522868Of course
Where are we relocating the city of Toronto to, Gary?
>>154522975I thought they were doing that already.
>>154522995>p-please talk about my golden showerslol no one cares about them
>>154523007vanilla sky
i bet nobody even remembers my old gimmick
>>154523014Hamilton
new first lady of the laffs
>>154523021You are gonna have to talk about them in 2 hours
>>154523021you delusional retards talk about mitch marner daily.
>>154522995No lying cheating scumbag talk either. >laffs
>>154523032The man has an eye for talent
>>154523028It's in the /hoc/ wiki
>>154523014Boise
>>154523047thoughts on losing to bud?
>>154523044that's cause I keep a healthy diet, maybe you should look into yours
>>154523014Atlanta
>>154523032looks like the type of gal that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>154523044Sometimes twice a day
>>154523014goofy sauga yutes
>>154523068...or a baconator
>>154523047>rags
>>154523014Mumbai
bubble bubbletoil and troublepost bud1 and trb bubbles
>>154523051should i bring it back?
How does it work?
>>154523094oh no.. those are all REALLY bad numbers. Trust me I'm highly ranked on RNGdle
I miss the Yotes
>>154523116Are you, or have you ever been Yuma Man
>>154523032John Chayka reminds me of a young Vince Mcmahon
>1 good second round match-up, maybe 2
>>154523124Is that a tripfag or something? Naw
Are my Duckies going to win tonight?
>>154523147without a doubt
they referee just gave me the heil hitler
how much are tickets in carolina? beers?
>>154523147Only if the bubble bath is activated.
which player on the canes has a white wife and black child again?
>>154523173kek
>>154523147Yes
should have been a penalty shot had a step on him wasnt parallel anymore
was watching non stop penalties called and a hockey game broke out
>>154523048Funny enough the dangling tranny lover talked about that and hilariously agreed
>>154523173>bubble bathtrb bath
>>154523124>>154523144YES I AM YUMA MAN.. LOOK AT MY BIG WIENERRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I would always score on the pp
>>154523199we dont talk about shannon like that here
>>154523147I forgot to take a bath with my rubber ducky, so no
Seth Jarvis has been buck broken since he was left off the initial Olympic roster
>>154523116me too anon
how did the randys not score there
>>154523205>Relocate and become Utah>Lose to Vegass
black linesman says "no way, Jose"
>>154523237i'd take a dump in your hat
>>154523233true
>MAKE SOME NOOOOISE
How the fuck did that not go in?
mad how the randies didn't slow down after losing necas for nothing
>the flames got rid of this guy for dustbin wolf
>>154523257>>154523257https://youtu.be/kaOzPwvWxYw
lol the randys fucking suck
Canes lurking on the Flyers net.
>>154523237BASED!
vladar under siege
the puck is taking some mysterious trajectories to stay out of the filthy net
>>154522995Has anyone ever explained to hockey players that playoff beards are almost certainly bad luck since almost nobody with one actually wins the cup? Winning teams with beards have also had to overcome the dark magicks contained in their facial hair.
>>154523291just like my islanders
jesus christ how many penalties have been called already this game
>>154523147Of course
>>154523233>>154523255much like trb after 04/17/22
>more penalties than the flyers have shots on goalanother great episode of metroslop
>>154523266They didnt lose him for nothing
>>1545233227 pens, my sonNot bad for the middle of the game> play-offs, amrite?
>>154523312But the Panthers and Vegas players all had thick chiseled beards in these past 3 years, meanwhile Edmonton had fucking pubes stapled on their lips and lost
>>154523358>eichel>thick beardkek jen even
i hate bus parking series, flyers today and watch the habs do the same when they start, shits boooring
>>154523116I miss having an NHL franchise that was dumb and evil but in the same ways a local small business would be
>>154523358they had the beards to hide gary's additional magnets
Zegras’ facial hair is hilarious, what a faggot
>>154523375put your leaf back on, Canada, you're weirding me out
>>154523355>half of game time has been down a mankwab
same energy as a sunday matinee game from november
why isnt walkers last name skater?
>NOO-oOOO
this is the randy team i was expecting.
It's already over for the canes
>>154523397>put the flag of the country full of jeets, commies and lower quality of life than south american shitholes like this one with the same incomeyou first
it would be a shame if this game went to triple ot...
>>154523375It sucks and they should know offense is the best defense
why dont the randys fans know when to cheer unless guided by a horn?
>BRANTford is losing a crucial game 7 IT'S A MUST WIN!!!!
>>154523444brother i've been to peru and lol cmon
playoff aho has arrived.
god morning frens, lets hoki!
>>154523409yeah this series is antidimes
>>154523487hope you slept well bro :)
>>154522946Just greeting the Canadians in their native tongue nothing more to it
>>154523487Good morning Pekka :D there’s exciting hockey on
>>154523487Gross Fingol.
do the randys not have any other strategies other than shooting it straight at the goalie from 30 feet away?
>taylor hall attempts a wrap-around
>lost hockey media>it’s problematic
that's penalty #9 this game. reffies are on it tonight
lol why didnt the ref blow the whistle when the flyers played it
theres steam coming off the top of rods head
>>154523487huomenta
>>154523542they're losing track of which penalty they calledthey lost the page in the script
another beyond grim pooperplay from the randies
>>154523501>>154523513>>154523516>>154523551Hello hello! :D
>>154523543ROID RAGE
reffies the mvp of this game
>>154523448let's come up with a good name for it, parkingslop? this shit is infuriating, i want hockey to be popular over here but watching potentially 7 games of this turns a lot of ppl away>>154523483i said >same income< anon, imagine earning 80k annually and not get raped by taxes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUNLjB8PwU
Tkachuk said on the podcast that if Hyman was healthy panthers would’ve lost and oilers would have two cups right now
refCHADS ruthless tonight
The olde vladar helmet dump
>>154523566They are good at being bad at that
i hope this series goes seven games and all of them are slop
>>154523603parkingslop sounds good. hockey needs to be physical and have constraint action. passive play sucks
canes are missing one ingredient...
rod going to stroke out in rage at his teams fuckups
>>154523620KWAB
>>154523644Then respond to him. He puts a lot of effort into posting here every day.
>extracate >uh, I mean execute
Imagine being Canadian 1993 2014
Sometimes I forget that Taylor Hall still plays
>>154523644Meds bro, they're free
>>154523664He had 8 points in 5 games. If the randys make it to the final I will be rooting for him.
>>154523644MEDS
>>154523658>>154523671xhe bubble
>>154523644exactly how many voices are in your head?
>>154523679Has he finally unbusted?
>>154523644Is this Mitch? How’s the oilers defeat feeling?>don’t worry it gets better in time…
>>154523661why did you think playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
These teams blow LOL
PK wearing garbage collector overalls now
>>154523633EL REAL MANDRIL>>154523624i'll call it that from now on, these fahgs can't even throw the gloves for some fun, where's the blood in their veins?
>killian cuckscythe
offense is for suckersSHUT IT DOWN, PARK THAT BUS FLYERS
I've spoken to 20 names from hoc, people you'd know. 19 of them called trb sham. Words were used like con artist, liar, salesman.
i didnt really believe /hoc/ when they said the sabres have a free pass to the cup final but after watching this game i now see why.
>>154523722>Killian Cornscythe>Murderin' Wheatblade>Slayerian Barleyscimitar >Lynchian Oatrapier
did Eichel take a puck to the face or is it a herpes flare up?
There’s a reason the Confederates never went further than Gettysburg
>>154523745not bad
>>154523710Don't they do this with ovi?
>>154523722Kill yourself tripfag
dis nigga wearin a jumpsuit lmao fat motherfucker
>>154523758boston might have been their biggest threat and they sucked
>>154523710Why did you dox yourself and post your drivers license?
>>154523664he sucked till he joined the faggot canes. cuz they're all gay.
>>154523777
>>154523729He was right about my Habs.
>>154523781gave up on pretending you have friends in spain and slovakia, no milly?
>>154523722Kill yourself tripfag>>154523775No they are separate records, Gretzky still holds the playoff record (122 vs Ovechkin's 77) but Ovechkin is recognized as having over 1000 goals combined which was also only achieved by Gretzky.
>>154523802based pk
>>154523766He did u ironically took a rebound puck to the face in practice
mitch got trb to write bud1 and trb is gay on his own wall KWAB
>>154523806Are you still driving a Nissan?> What are your birthday plans, Mitch
What was he thinking?
mitch's nissan > trb's mobility scooter
Who the fuck is Mitch?
im pretty sure mitch drove a subaru
>>154523844Some clown that doxxed himself after tbg destroyed him.>but who is keeping count
>>154523844a Winner and a fan of Japanese automobiles
>>154523844random guy who worked trb without even posting
>>154523842heropuck
>>154523842He wasn't thinking at all
>>154523844one of the few /hoc/ posters making 6 figures a year.
>>154523842His brain went back to edmonton
>>154523854>Some clown that doxxed himselfsir, your timestamp?
>>154523844you talkin about mitch the bitch?
>>154523799kek
>>154523873He was
was the exposed stud ever drywalled over or is the basement still unfinished?
may 6th soon the 1 year anniversary of mitch getting trb to write bud1 on an exposed stud
>>154523885>>154523873Mitch bros…
i dont like this forced "/hoc/ celeb" where people post about themselves
>>154523908same but for shannon
>>154523908at least it's always the dumbest and least funny people here
>>154523908It’s funny seeing a clown like Mitch ritualistic humiliate himself.
keep forgetting the canes are down
>>154523915small minds talk about people etc.
>>154523908RandyCopeyTRBBud (won)
>>154523937You know what they say about small hands
>>154523915>>154523937remember when you forgot to activate vpn last night?
keep your stick down, you dummy
>>154523937>you are retarded for talking about hockey playersbased
What will be your team's novelty beer mug? Thinking mine will just be a regular corpo print mug but with pieces of glass inside.
THIS IS PEAK PARKINGSLOP
rakes a dude across the face and fans think it's not a penalty
>Dear Gary Bettman>Today, nobody at /hoc/ wanted to post about ice hockey, even though there was ice hockey on, and I thought that was very typical of /hoc.. Honestly, sir, I can't understand why you read this junk. Also, are you one of the SCARR posters? It's pretty obvious. Anyway, tell Debbie and Bill I said, "Sup". In fact, buy Debbie a beer and put it on my tab.
>>154523953no its randys playoff hockey
>tbg talks shit about Canadian teams>red wings are an embarrassment and can’t make playoffs
highstick him again... as a joke
xhe rb forgets to activate finnish vpn confirming more than half the posts in a given thread are some fat retard schizo talking to himself>>154511853>>154511913
>>154523946>small hands>enlarged heart, recommend post-op eval
Reminder the oilers forced the flames and canucks into long lengthy rebuilds. Its why you see so many ignorant Canadians shitting on the oilers because they’re jealous.
>>154524000why did you think that living in suburban edmonton was something to brag about?
>>154523908How do you feel about all the Gary fanfic?>>154523962
>>154524011Vancouver and Calgary are shanty towns stfu.
>>154523992i want the raped bitch to stop
I love my Calgary Flames and I am not afraid to admit that Butthole Surfers is one of the most underrated 90's bands
Is stank-oven an octoroon?
>>154524011do they let them pet the red deer
>beer skatekino
since 2020, the randies are 15-14 in the second round of the playoffs, looking like they are about to be .500 again.
think Emily has had a few beer skates already
>>154524027You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
I miss Stormy
>>154523951I want this for my Sensies.
>>154524053stormy rule she is from las vegas like me :)
>>154524053Looks like she’s going bald
REF'D
>>154524053they also showed a tusk mug from mammoth games
>>154523951>luv me sabre>luv me Dabressimple as
Most hockey players are ugly as hell why do women read erotic fan fiction about them
The “mighty canes” taking dives left and right
carrier throat slashing motion, kadri got suspended for that
former screamin eagle, that carrier
should have at least got your moneys worth for the penalty and broke a few teeth
>>154524083Twink hockey is ruining society
in this moment their future was certain. multiple stanley cups and olympic golds. nhl records chased and hall of fame careers.
>>154524083There are some aspects a fat dyke may appreciate
>>154524083all my fan fic is macklin/connor exclusive
>1/6 ppgrim
Danhausen could have dropped 10 on both these shit teams
When you stare deeply into the puck, you can feel it stare back at you
>>154524083this is why yakub invented trevor zegras
>>154524126patrician
randys dont have that dog in them
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
nice try, filthy
>fly2rs
>ph2lthy
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>scorefull draw in Raleigh
CANES SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
dare i say garytime?
GET PUCKED FLYERS
>>154523445oh no...
>>154524205
they put a damn expedia ad inside of that guy's head
Unlike most of hoc I actually have a hockeydb. Lower your tone.
he's got hairclips on his mind
holy shit that guy's head is see through
>>154524154based dimes drawer
2-2 canes>>154523992you can tell i'm not trb because i'm a valuable contributor
Quality product Gary.
>ohshit, jarvis heard us shitposting about him and he got maaaaaad
>>154524232he could use a vacation
when will manlets learn?
>>154524232>>154524249>>154524256gary where are the rafter snipers fucking get this mofo off the screen
man goals are hard to come by
vladar gave stank a spank
>>154524249oh so they're not really high-tech barriers? i've only worked on a college rink in Alberta and only saw the Oilers on away watch parties so i always assumed they had put some fucking money on the banners/walls
Stanky gave some life to Taylor Halls dead career
how the fuck is that a penalty on vladar?
Vladar is such a pussy lolNeither of these frauds stand a chance against Buffalo
>>154524249gary's a bit of a capitalist, it's true.
Goaltender interference is Gary’s trickery come to fruition
Is Stankoeven retarded
>>154524275too much ass pats
>>154524289Well he is part black
>>154524289Yeah but as vladar
randys getting refpuck as usual
>ducks/knights puck drop at 9:50
>>154524307it's so tiresome
based goalies giving it to the players
>>154524302He's Slovak though?
>>154524302Wonder why he is so ugly. I thought mixed kids were more beautiful
>>154524315KEK
>>154524315no wonder this sport has become so popular with faggots
>>154524315Now that’s a buck breaking
>>154524319huh?
>>154524315ooo, kinky!
>>154524332He's a Canadian with Slovak ethnicity
based freddy throwin up an elbow, every goalie should do that
>>154524307probably going to be delayed another hour now for this metroslop overtime
>>154524315
>>154524338disgusting
So why doesn't the goalie get sent to the penalty box?
>>154524315Naughty naughty Stankoven...
>>154524315Stank Oven? More like my apartment on a Saturday Night with the ladies! haha, Buzz me mulatto.
>you got too close to my goalie >:(This autism is so lame
>>154524349goalies simply have more rights than the rest of us
>>154524315what a heated rivalry
>>154524349That would be too based for Gary’s soft pussy league
holy fuck the shanty village of brantford>blow a 3-1 series lead>get MOGGED 5-0 at home in game 7
>>154524369>40 sog>0 goalsoof
>>154524307Doesn't Gary know that we have work tomorrow?
>>154524315lewd
>>154524320
>this game
>>154524315Spankoven
>>154524387curious to hear what andy says on the next biosteel podcast
sure is strange how many garytimes the dinner-hour games have had the past few seasons and the later games are then delayed by 20 minutes. Seems to coincide with when espn got the "rights" to broadcast...
>>154524369>lose game 5 and game 6 in otBruh
>>154524420I am NEVER going to call him anything else, I'm set > Thank you for your service, stranger
>>154524315Now imagine if that was the canes goalie...bussi.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>154524444checked
Nobody wanted this gary time
>>154524451People only believe finnposters, sorry bro
>>154524461Nobody wanted this series desu
>>154524461I DID I DID>more Gary Time pls
GARYTIME
>>154524315MOAR
drop the puck gary
>there are still two games left to play tonight in Vegas
When are the Sabres playing
im booing the anthem rn btw
kinda nice not having mcdrai in the ploffs.
>spankoven
>>154524503Google is a thing
>>154524515it's so relaxing
ITS KNIGHT TIME IN LAS VEGAS
KNIGHTS
It's not even the same "night"Dumb shit
the stankovens have the best claim to the roman empire
I'm wiping my ass with canadian flag toilet paper right now btw
I like this anthem singer
>>154524469THANK YOU GARY!MORE AD TIME!
>>154524515agreed. I like how fresh these playoffs are
>>154522836>>154522884>Be Rogers>Can't make the revenue back after buying the laffs for $5 billy>Charge the most expensive tickets in the league>Charge over $1k to a fucking 8 year old just to wave a flag on ice>Put a guy in charge who only worked at a phone company and has no inkling about hockey>He suggests some trade that he came up with chat-gpt>He hires a guy whose been driven off the league for shady shit during his tenure at Arizona and now been running Wendy's for more than a decade nowThe absolute state of Toronto
Singer's pitch isn't greatDEI hire doubtless
stankovenmartone#buccigrosschallenge
>>154524407unfortunate
>>154522729How zesty is Dostal???
>874>won the seriesLol
>>154524533Why is everyone balding?lol
QUACK QUACK
How many sharts would a sharter fart shart if a shrarter fart could shart farts?
>>154524540They're ugly hot
Had a dream that the Canucks were the in the playoffs and everyone was afraid of Evander Kane.
he's coming home, oilers nation
i hate everything california, but this ducks team is fun to watch.
>>154524554A lot
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
WHERE ARE THEY BROADCASTING THE GARY TIME IF THIS IS ON ESPN????
>>154524549Some men's hair follicles are sensitive to the hormone DHT which makes them fall out.
>>154524407dibs on far left
>>154524566they're exciting :3
eichel... it's time
>>154524575OT is on ESPN (in 8 mins)Vegas-Ducks will be on ESPN2
>>154524594I think someone's beat you to that anon
>>154524575Mine says countdown to overtime so I assume they’ll switch back
