Vegas Wins Edition
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I bought Ultra Street Fighter 4 for 6 bucks. It hasn't gone on sale in 5 years. I'm going to go give it a try.
knights won bro's :))))))
Free agency should be illegal. You stay with the team that drafted you for life.
My penguins ):
Anaheim Vegas Post Gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgxvXYu6LMs
Habs in Game 7 were Team USA in Milan against Canada
Wild are gonna winTimberwolves are gonna winMinnesota's gonna be eatin good this year.
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lottery tomorrow, just hit the simmy
>>154527339>Jon Cooper>Americanlollmao
velocity? cancelledheat? cancelledslopdown? cancellednxtiny is next
>>154527352reading comprehension bros... not like this...
>>154527138BASED RETARD
>>154527371>>154527371bro its late...
>be canes>go 8-0 into the conference final>get sweptbrilliant script desu
>>154527308VIVA LAS MARNER!
>>154527308Im thinking we are going to see Marner win the cup and all the Leaf fans will cry
if the habs sabres goes 7 and canes sweep they're gonna have 10+ days off...
Marner and Barbie on the telly
>>154527401Gary really screwed the schedule up this year
flush it
>>154527401kek
*be's winning*
>>154527401lmaoMake it so!
>>154527412true kek hoes mad
>>154527321The last truly good Street Fighter. Hard as fuck though
Tortorella on the telly praising Carter Hart
>>154527321I got all the old Street Fighters and Mortal Kombats on my Switch video game device
So many interesting SCF scenarios available with the remaining 8 teams and we are going to get some stupid shit like Colorado/Carolina or Vegas/Carolina.
>>154527443>carolina>making it to the scf
>>154527443Vegas winning would make so many people seethe with Marner and Hart alone
>>154527443Why do you got to hate on Carolina?
there are more ducks fans in this thread than there were at t-mobileken soibin is a big fucking fag who deserves tar and feathers on his bald bitch head
>>154527401what if they forget how to play or see the puck?
>>154527443I think Vegas/Carolina would be sweet. My "dream" matchup would be Minnesota/Buffalo, but I have a hard time seeing it happen.
>>154527453I hate Rod the Fraud.
>>154527457forgive the bald retard, he has stupid takes but guy is a riot to listen to, or when Torts tells him to shut up kek
It’s up
Carter Hart will likely never have sex again due to PTSD.
>>154527457that guy is such a fag kek
>>154527468>or when Torts tells him to shut upbased torts
>>154527480>getting ptsd because you t bagged some foid
>>154527468he was crying after game 6 in slc that they were starting hart over hill againdude is such a bonehead he cannot help doubling down when he is wrong
>>154527503i still want to know why he hates reaves so much. he refuses to say what happened.
Finna shoot up a place if ducks dont win
>>154527503Must have missed that since I saw that stream, but I know he made a stinker when VGK got Hart, but he also wants Schmid as the tandem which I rather he be the back up than Hill. Hope McCrimmon uses his black magic to make that fat sack of shit disappear to Edmonton or something.
>>154527497he doesn't know if he'll end up in prison next time.
>Shannon says Eichel won the race and that the refs got the waiving call rightLOLLMAOOH NO NO NONONO
Vegas.....strong??
>>154527539he is right thoughjust like the anaheim goal wasn't interferencepeople losing their minds tonight about ref shit idk why, they did a mostly ok job with that game
>LAMES
>>154527568based mitch
bring back touching the puck for icing
Anyone here consume human flesh?
>>154527568wonder what odog will have to say about this on overdrive tomorrow.
>>154527527he will. bro is an alpha
>>154527573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUjqoJ1UGwMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgHN0Jh8Q0Mno i don't think so
>>154527567
>>154527567The inevitable disasterhttps://www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/article/saddledome-structurally-sound-despite-crumbling-concrete-city-says/
idk how people watch the playoffs every year and still come away thinking that McKenna should be the #1 pick
>>154527610well if you're talking about fans basically none of them watch junior hockey and just parrot what the "experts" say, if you're talking about the "experts" or even the scouts it's because they're about as smart as your average hockey player
>>154527478With kitties out it is your chance canes!
>>154527480My cousin is his therapist and he only avoids cringe gangbangs. While that does exclude him from Vegas team building exercises he manages it in a healthy way
>>154527609nonce
>images taken right before disaster
>>154527633yeah I'm sure his therapist would break confidentiality and share his thoughts with you and risk losing his job.
>>154527629Toronto would have booty blasted them last year if Florida didn't
>>154527639
>>154527644Ya and extra stupid with such a high profile , high paying client but that's my cousin for you
>>154527623Kind of shocking to be honest. I try to get a feel on what other teams are doing if they win the lottery and it seems like McKenna is a lock for like every team I've read about
>>154527646LOLL M A O
>>154527633bro you are MAD
>>154527633>someone typed this with a straight face ironically
I've consumed it.
playing diablo bro's
How will Gary stop Boring Hockey taking over the meta?
Gary is gonna Jew Colorado out of a win tonight isn’t he?
>>154527797hopefully
Silver Knights also win!
>>154527810what is their series? 1-1?
what is the >laffs endgame here?
Auckland FC is owned by the VGK dude
>>154527791why do you play such a shit game, copey?did you just get hooked on the earlier games when you were younger?
>>154527830LOOK AT THE TOP IS HIS HEADKEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg Stenberg
>>154527835wtf this game rules bro
>>154527829Yup
gary should expand to south africa
I tihnk there is a lot of hostility in /hoc/ but we can all agree about one thingCanadian, American, Euro, 3rd worlders etc>laffs
Mexico could have a team
>>154527863>laffstrue but also bro:>rags
>Twitter is still seething uncontrollably over the Icing call
>>154527848I don't like chrome helmets
>>154527879>>154527863I want a >laffs >rags first round series like you wouldn't believepeak /hoc/ shitposting
montreal is going to be a problem for the foreseeable future. fuck dad for making me a leafs fan
>>154527884KWAB play to the whistle
>>154527911the universe would implode. it would go to 7 games with triple ot in each one
pst hours are consistently the best time to post hereif you’re reading this, you’re one of the good ones
>>154528052based you too bro
>>154528052Maybe if you're retarded
Marner Steals The Show With a Heroic Empty-Netter
>>154527431I just put about 2 hours in to it. The commands are unforgiving compared to DOA and even Injustice 2. I'm never gonna be good at this game but for 5 bucks I'm gonna enjoy trying it out for a little bit. The music and stages are great so far and the female characters have sexy outfits and bouncing tits.>>154527442Sounds awesome bro>>154527791Hope you've been having fun and kicking ass king
>>154528094>Hope you've been having fun and kicking ass kingthanks bro i'm having fun. still kinda weak but it's actually kind of cool to not be a gigachad immediately>the female characters have sexy outfits and bouncing titsbased!
McDavid will be traded to the RangersCap this
Japanbros looks like relegation to IB again unless they can beat lithuania in 3 hours
>>154528105Retard
Whos the hockey boomer with the whiteboard on youtube? i bet he's a canadian who acts fake nice but secretly is a massive hater
/hoc/ more like /blog/
>>154528143Im gonna get high and play injustice 2 and dead or alive now
>>154527308Ok the vegas game was rigged for sure
>>154528124I'm secretly a massive hater
>>154528107kwab
>>154528107>JapanbrosThere are no japanbros here, you socially isolated weeaboo
>>154528160retard
>>154528175*places hand on the hilt of the blade*
When does /iihf/ start. The daily schedule is pretty thin now.
>>154528160Yeah rigged for the ducks to win
>>154528213knights play wednesday
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIH6hW62STA
>>1545282212 games on wednesday but only 1 tomorrow :(
>>154528160learn the rules on icing idiot
>>154528243boooooooooooooo >:(
Gary should be tied to a horse and dragged through town
based steve simmons calling chayka a con artist to his face KEK
>>154527576I wish he would just say 4pm when Hayes throws it to him at the end of the show
>sham>con artist>liar
>laffs
>>154528425I don't think steve simmons can lift the puck off the ice, his opinion is invalid
In a year you will eat your words
Steve Simmons is a paid shit poster. His job is to write and say stupid things in the newspaper to get a reaction.
>>154528450well retard he go opinions of 20 well known nhl brass
>be biggoron>big as death mountainwhere does he fucken dwell
>>154528495he's at the top bro
Let’s say hypothetically the leafs dont win a cup over the next 25-50 years, would they just disband and give up? Unlikely but just hypothetically
>>154528504i know but where does he live
>>154528542At the top of death mountain bro in the future
>>154528545kek
didn't eat yesterday
they're mad
>>154528478their names?
>>154528614ask him tranny 1993 2014
just spoke with 20 anonymous sources and wouldn't you believe it they nearly all agreed with ME
>laffsKWAB
>>154527568We call the chaykas now
>>154528478>defending a jewish cantskate
>>154528218are we really going crazy over empty netters now?
>delusional lafftards frantically defending the latest kike stooge GMJen, kek and lol even
for me it's hiring yummy mats sundin to put a happy face on hiring a criminal
If only the leafs got to play powerhouses like the mammoth and ducks in the playoffs
>A significant portion of NHL fans will never see their team win a Stanley Cup in their lifetime, not just “only once,” but often zero.
>>154528785>outing a jew cantskate is defending the laffs
>delusional lafftards worshipping the talmudic laffs and braying about kikesNo wonder laffs are shit.
>>154528825>american cant stand someone outing a jew
>>154528825Yes, it's eternal with the lafftards. Shalom.
>>154528785>>154528825Shalom Rabbi. Thank you for standing with Isreal.
>>154528825Give it up, lad. Samir will go on like this all day.
>samir mentionedthis is what happens when you offend the jews
beautiful ice
for a genny full of doctors and ceo's you people type the stupidest things
Good morning /hoc/>laffs>rags
>>154528967>/hoc/more like /hoc/tuah/
>>154528593Icing?!?
Good morning Canes Nation
>>154529029FULL STEAM AHEAD
>>154528802i've seen my team win three :)
> Samir mentioned. I like to get deep.
>>154528976
>sens are back, back again, pesky sensKWAB
does sundin even have any front office experience?or is it literally a "here a >laffs legend, don't be mad about chayka now :^)" hire
>>154529132>playoff logo on the icesoul
>>154529137He got the coyotes to the playoffs in Eastside hockey manager
>>154529137Definitely the latter. Watching that shitshow unfold in real time has been peak entertainment so far.
>Oh Canada, our home and native ... atriot loooove.. se.. rth... strong and.. frooom faar... guaa...EEE... glor... AAA
Today is the best day for us shit teams enjoyers: the draft lottery!
>>154529137The laffs' Sanhedrin need a figurehead to take the heat, so they can fire him when their latest shitshow is exposed. Sundin is taking the shekels and will be set for life. Shalom and go laffs go.
>>154529223the cycle of abuse never ends
no dallass players to leijonat in škoda kuppi
>>154529223Q showing his players what Beach endured to remind them they're next if they don't lock in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHSH9sJUEo
quacks got linesperson'd
>>154529318in a battle of sunbelt teams only one can truly be gary's pet
>>154529308
>>154529351her breasts are average at best
what a great day for my leafs to get the first overall selection in the 2026 nhl entry draft :)
I spoke to twenty people from the NHL and they all told me I'm gay
why are swedes such mental midgets?
>>154529389>hedman is a mental midgetstammer and msl (literal midgets) carrying that team
>>154529389I can’t imagine letting down the team like that. Especially as the captain.
would you like to have auston matthews on your team ?
>>154529405Probably has the bad and/or funny kind of crazy not just the /hoc/ poster quitting his job because he's sad kind
>>154529406hell yeah. he's only shit because he's with the >laffs
>>154529389What a faggot, man up!
>>154529420how many points in the gmg?
>>154529418i have inherited bipolar disorder from my dad's paternal line. unless my wife or kids are in trouble, im not missing gm 7 as captain
>>154529389Why are Swedes so fucking soft? What the HELL is this SWEDISH trend of mental HELL time off? Fucking IDIOTS
>>154529418I heard he got tied up with Ullmark and his infidelity scandel.
it was 3-1
>>154529420>laffs
>>154529220this used to be a big day for my team
I don't understand what "mental health" issue keeps you out of a 7 game series other than schizophrenia
>>154529220If drury can't win this lottery they should fire his ass
>>154529389>therapistwhat a fucking loser
>>154529452Getting paid millions of dollars to hit a rubber disk on an icy surface is stressful work please understand
>>154529452if it was infidelity then lawyers
>>154529452it probably frees up cap space while not retiring him so he keeps getting paid though.
>>154529476sounds like theft a la carey price
>>154529459I remember my very successful brother saying something like this and his need to take time off work and pointing out that our schizo uncle never misses a shift bagging groceries. That must be why he doesn't talk to me anymore
how can you deal with mental health issues if you cant afford to take time to do it?
whenever i struggle with mental health, i picture mcdavid in my mind's eye telling me to dig the fuck in.
>>154529161She's so pretty.
>>154529503Incredibly easy when you're poor?
>>154529503his job has a built in 5 month vacation where he can deal with the stress of *checks notes* playing a kids game with his buddies
>>154529503Coffee and cigarettes. Both can be (and are) cheap if you know where to go.
>>154529389did he play in the series?
>>154529529no, hasnt played since march
>>154529539you're better than this sidmeanwhile they had that racoon girl on the red carpet
this is my heated rivalry except they're both extremely autistic
my viewing plans tn:moncton/b-b gm 7 at 6pm etcolorado/minny gm 2 at 9pm et
>>154529539From gary cup champ to bartender, jen.
Holy TREE TRUNKS
my hawkies :)
>>154529555fag
>>154529389tl;dr
>>154529564Mirin’ hard. I wonder what his leg routine is
i will be watching the draft lottery with a keen eye to make sure gary doesn't get up to any of them rigging shenanigans!
>>154529580florida already confirmed first overall.
>>154529580I'm excited to see Toronto lose their pick
>>154529580I'm sure he has something planned.
>>154529389>abandon your team to get memed by the habs I'm sure that won't stick in his sick mind forever
Chayka here. That pick is mine. Why do you think ((( they ))) brought me here, retards?
>>154529580Cope Gary hired a firm of experts to supervise the draft so he can pay them to ensure to us goyim that no fool play has occurred
>Canucks seriously considering Dorion for the GM positionIs Gary really the reason Canadian teams suck or are they just really that incompetent?
>>154529580not okay with the antisemitic subtext of this post
>>154527401At least, Gary can't start the SCF before the conference finals.
>Vegas-DucksHoly fuck that is soulless. I hope the 5 fans who know what offside is are having fun atleast.
>>154529630i dont think gm matters. drafting is basically automatic off consolidated lists. theres rigging and contract tampering everywhere (can see it with instant signings for multiyear giant contracts instant summer opens up when you arent supposed to be negotiating with other teams for simple example) and you have little to no control over anything. you sign your first overall and extend him at max contracts. you hope the later draft picks pan out and sign them. you hope someone will sign with you in off season, but they/the agencies have all the power in where they go. you also have to do what owner says. take penguins - cant blow it up. must make playoffs for the 40 year old squad. mandate is to get younger while keeping allt he boomers that aged out. handcuffed gm. chayka gets shit on by shitting chicklets for how doan was treated, but the ownership is the one that did it and then didnt go to the meeting and made chayka give the news to doan/take blame. EA game has more complexity to gm position than real life.
>>154529132temu Flames logo
>>154529580Gary will find a way, ojvind
>>154529658wow that's a lotta words
>>154529459Don't trade him in Toronto.
>>154529508who is she?
>>154529580Are you high IQ enough to understand this shit?
>>154529687Gary coming up with a convoluted system to better hide the rigging
>>154529687lmfao
>>154529687question to laffs fans, is it really worth getting the 5th pick and leaving the next two years unprotected?
this draft year sucks
>>154529741suffering is its own reward
>>154529687I'm notBut he is
>gary says 1000 combinations>14 combinations taken 4 at a time>14! / (10! • 4!) = 1001So who has the missing combination?Their odds are actually slightly less.RIGGED!
when is the draft lottery? in a few hours or later tonight?
>>154529805I'm rooting for ChaykaThe optics of his past and hiring is bad. But i'm a person who believes that people can change and grow from experience .Chayka is now and father with family, and 10 years old.The cards are already not in his favour, but i really hope he makes all those fickle fans eat their words!GO LEAFS GO!
>>1545298117pm tonight
>>154529811prime time
YOUUUUU BECAMETHE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF ME
>>154529814as long as we're alive, we can change <3
>>154529829YOUUUU REMAINMY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAINBAAAABAAYYY
Ready for another Avie sweep tonight?
chayka was outcasted for trying to circumvent gary's merc systemgary will not show mercy
Wild'll win.
>>154529843not with that shit defence and goaltending
imagine taking steve simmons' side
imagine taking john chayka's side
imagine not being on the convoy
>>154529857i'll take anyone's side who is willing to defy gary
>>154529807>another fast food retard>laffs
>>154529869> ((( laffs )))
>>154529883im also a fanboy of senators' andlauer
>>154529539What was he doing at the met gala? He’s never wanted fame
>>154529389not even I am mentally ill, they must be born schizo or something
Our Sennies mentioned :)
>>154529886Calling Gary out for withholding information during the sale was a ballsy move to be sure.
If Florida gets McKenna, I’m sending Gary a strongly worded letter
what if the flames win the lottery?
>>154529906Surprised he still lives and breathes desu
>>154529924they won't
>>154529924craig will trade down the pick 2 slots for a couple extra 2nd rounders
>who will get the bust of the year*sigh*
>>154529924wolfpack will awooo
So what really caused Hedman to stay away from hockey for months, mental health problems yes but what was it really about?
>>154529940He needs time to find the fiber optic cameras hidden in his walls and to keep an eye out for the suspicious van that takes the same route past his mansion every day
Kylington, Lehner, Ullmark, Hedman. I guess no organization is gonna draft swedish players in the future because of the risk of them taking a break because of mental health issues
>>154529935yes, someone will draft a swede
>>154529947What is it about your country that breeds mental illness? I’d be so happy to live in Sweden
>>154529951disgusting
>>154529952Hedman has spent his entire adult life in Florida
McKenna shouldn't even be in the draft, he should be in jail for what he did on the 31th of january this year.
>>154529952they're too soft. womanly, even. it's very sad.
>>154529966mckenna's actions pale in comparison to what bud did on april 17th of 2022
your buds, your mitch's, your copeys, your dominicks
>>154529966Knocking mouthy amerifats on their ass should be celebrated not punished
I met Gary in my dream last night, and he bestowed me with the gift to see the puck
>sissy swedes Don was right
it's over
>>154530029why does darnell nurse's face look like that
>>154530036Black
>>154530037grim
>Don was rightSaid nobody ever (other than retards).
>>154529814Here's a different point of view: Rogers / Pelley run the team. Chayka is the easy to manipulate puppet and eventually, the fall guy. You want to help the Leafs? Don't buy tickets and now, don't eat at Wendy's.
how much is darnell >black nurse making by the way
>>154530029Is Bouchard strabismus?
>>154529967did a canadian just post this? KWAB!
>>154530077latin is a dead language chud
>>154530091You're looking at them asshole.
We all know the lottery isn't rigged
>>154530110*$0.05 has been added to your shop.nhl.com account balance*
>>154530105i miss him
>>154530123Is that okay Anon? That I post?
>>154530122I'm not being paid retard
Flyers should call uncle
people are still watching this after the jackies??? crazy.
>some suggest it may be an anglicization of the irish word anacal, meaning "protection" or "quarter" (mercy).
>>154530131>Anon telling me about San Jose's first line
>>154530165i don't know onkel exists in swedish and german
STEN BERG STEN BERG STEN BERG
Channel our energy for the flames!!! First overall!!!
>>154530211AAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OO WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154530211F L A M E SLAMES
Sweden needs a new Salming who could prove that we are not all chickens
>>154530230Swooden...
>>154530211AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>flamestards disappearing during the playoffs but showing back up on draft lottery dayKek
>>154530260cope we’re here cheering for the knights
>>154530211Last year in the 'domeTons of picksOilels on the declineNever picked higher than 4thIt is meant to be
It's Flameschads actually
If flames don’t get first overall I may never watch hockey again
we cheer for the Knights because copey is my dear bro
Battle Meditation
STERNBERG STERNBERG STERNBERG
Hope Minnesota wins
>Tampa Bay GM Julien BriseBois, asked this morning about Jon Cooper’s contract status:>“He’s going to be here for a while.”
>>154530317>BriseBois was then asked of Cooper's booty status. He simply replied: "blasted".
>>154530317Why he’s shit
>>154530333>laffs
>>154530333Canadian
>>154530346I hate cucknadiens...
Can't wait for the Wings to win the lottery ton- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154530344Okay and? We got mats sundin. We don’t sit in mediocrity for no reason we make changes. unlike Tampa who is perfectly fine sitting with the same gm and coach who are content with first round exits.
>>154530346>last american coach to win a cup was sullivan>nearly 10 years agolmao
>>154530366Torts is winning with Vegas
>>154530363>laffs
>>154530371im ok with this
>We don’t sit in mediocrity Laffs have been dogshit for 70 years kwab
>>154530371>Vegas + Torts win for maximum Reddit seetheKino
>>154530387Stop bullying.
>>154530371bro are you serious?philly all the way broeven i can see it and i'm just a dumb yinzer broseriously flyers are looking too good especially martone bro
>>154530371all hinges on carter harthe looked great last night
Who’s winning the lottery?
>>154530489habs
>>154530518Retard
>>154530489Flames /hoc/ is sending their energy
>>154530535retards
>>154530391Don’t forget Carter hart
Wild and filthadelphia should've won.
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>154528802I've seen my team hoist the cup in person in this decade
>>154530610pics?
>>154530610No, you didn't
>>1545306191993
my dabres :)
>>154530631They’re the eastern favorites. They’ll humiliate the Habs and defeat the canes
>LAFFS
>>154530578Blue meanies!!!
KWABDeBoer was right about this cry baby
our hasbs :)
>>154530652too bad he doesnt have a choice
>>154530667no milly too kwab
>>154530659This was truly an ultimate showdown
>>154530652
>>154530652Typical american giving up when it gets darkest.John is the true captain of Toronto.
>>154530667Unfortunately that's life man.
>>154530371Torts winning both Gold and the Cup in the same year would be yuge
>>154530652The new Battle of Ontario is Sens vs. Leafs in a competition to see which team's American captain fucks off first.
double double toil and trouble fire burn and caldron bubble
>>154530363>unlike Tampa who is perfectly fine sitting with the same gmthe same gm the laffs were begging for an interview?
>>154530706Thankfully the habernationals aka (the cuckndiens) will be destroyed.
>>154530221R U L EULE
how many bings until gary lottery
>>1545307325 more bongs
imagine if the leafs win the draft lottery because of the visionary leadership of john chayka
>>154530667He was a bench warmer at the Olympics. He has no earned no praise
>>154530652They hired Chayka to keep him in Toronto.
>>154530748They'll win the draft lottery and Chayka will run some more illegal prospect combines and make that pick null and void.
I wish Gary would start rigging the draft
>>154530759Typical dilly L
>>154530763he has learned his lesson....why bother using the players themselves when you can generate ai models of them and run an artificial combinethis is the new grift
there are people on twitter buying etsy witches right now to get the first overall. and yet /hoc/ is doing absolutely nothing
>>154530789I prayed
>>154530789I don't cheer for a shit team so sadly I have no reason to watch the lottery tonight
>>154530789Flameschads channeled their energy
blows my mind that people think the draft isnt rigged
>>154530801all four of them (3 were samefags)
>>154530743awww man that's like a thousand bings
>>154530797mon ami :)
>>154530789I reframed from purchasing merchandise from my team for a whole year so Gary will think the franchise needs help and he gifts them the next great one
I haven't prayed in like ten years so I feel like God would just think I'm completely full of shit
FLAMIACIN MY SOULSAMIR SEETHE OUT OF CONTROL
>>154530789I don't believe in hockey gods, hockey witches, or any other supernatural hockey phenomenon
who is champ?
>>154530759For being such a cry baby butch he sure was happily showing off his free Gold Medal everytime he went to sportsball gameshttps://youtube.com/shorts/8MHKVt3b8N0?si=l_8CclXHQf3Whk-4
>>154530899avs
every team trb associates with gets turned into complete garbagebe aware
>>154530937just like every meme he runs into the ground
why don't teams rest their guys more during the season?playoffs are really just "who is less injured?" by the end
feeling cute might call quinn hughes jewish tonight
>>154530899avs/wild winneror canes if they're luckyor sabres if they're really lucky
quitt hughes will be -3 tonight
>>154530961My Sensies had no choice but to rush guys back to even make the playoffs hence why Sanderson and Zub got injured and Chabot played with a broken arm
How do I become a /hoc/ lolcow so all the schizos spam about me
>>154531009Be retarded and annoying
>>154531009post drivers license
>>154531009be from the Punjabi region
>>154531009>eh anon look
>>154531029And don't forget to pretend you never did and it was actually your fellow lolcow trying to make you look stupid
>>154531009start a twitter and blog post with some occasional hot takes about a shit team
>>154531009You have to actually post hockey opinions in order to get singled out. Like real opinions not just >laffs tier posting.
>>154531009like anything elsehard work and dedication
>>154531048>laffs
>>154531069We call em chaykas now
>>154531069Ah so that's why my toilet wouldn't flush this morning
>>154531069Wonder how he’ll celebrate
>>154531112chipotle has free chips and guac with an entree for cinco de mayo
>>154531069About to drop a foul marner to celebrate
>>154531122Actually we call em chaykas now
we actually dont call them marners anymore
This shit might actually be 90% Montreal fans lol
I hope we're all still remembering to flush every time
>>154531132>buffalo is a hockey t-ACK
>>154531125>>154531130Nice try copey but my marner cannot be contained or renamed
gonna go sniff my qt korean coworker's chair and then drop a walman on the clock
>>154531132>>154531148OLÉ!
>>154531157it went from roy to chayka im afraid
gonna take a huge chayka before i mow the lawn
>>154531114Thanks for informing me. I missed bogo jersey day
>>154531132My assumption is all the rust beltoids spent all their life savings on round 1
>>154531168smart
>>154531157let us know how it smells, bro
>>154531132What is this showing ?
>>154531197tickets being resold
>>154531132buffalo is a fake ass fandom
Just another one of them "meanwhile on /hoc/" moments
>>154531132why arent you sitting in the designated loner seats when you go to games, /hoc/?
THESE ARE MY TEAM'S NUMBGERS1 2 3 9 1 2 4 8 1 2 4 10 1 2 4 11 1 2 6 13 1 2 6 14 1 2 8 10 1 2 8 11 1 2 9 11 1 2 10 11 1 2 10 12 1 3 4 14 1 3 6 9 1 3 10 13 1 3 10 14 1 4 5 9 1 4 5 13 1 4 6 8 1 4 6 14 1 4 8 11 1 4 9 10 1 4 10 13 1 5 7 13 1 5 9 13 1 6 8 13 1 6 9 12 1 9 10 11 1 9 10 12 1 10 13 14 2 3 4 13 2 3 5 10 2 3 5 11 2 3 6 12 2 3 8 9 2 3 8 10 2 3 8 12 2 4 5 11 2 4 5 13 2 4 6 7 2 4 6 12 2 4 6 13 2 4 7 14 2 4 8 12 2 4 11 13 2 4 12 14 2 5 6 10 2 5 8 11 2 5 9 14 2 5 10 11 2 6 7 8 2 6 7 11 2 6 7 14 2 6 8 12 2 6 9 12 2 6 9 13 2 6 10 12 2 7 12 13 2 8 9 14 2 8 10 12 2 8 11 14 2 9 10 13 2 9 11 13 2 10 11 13 2 10 12 14 2 11 13 14 3 4 5 14 3 4 6 10 3 4 6 11 3 4 7 10 3 4 9 14 3 4 10 14 3 5 6 7 3 5 6 12 3 5 7 9 3 5 7 10 3 5 8 13 3 5 8 14 3 5 11 13 3 5 13 14 3 6 7 9 3 6 9 13 3 6 10 13 3 7 9 11 3 7 10 11 3 7 11 14 3 8 10 11 3 8 11 13 3 8 13 14 3 9 10 13 3 11 12 13 4 5 9 11 4 5 9 14 4 5 11 12 4 6 10 12 4 6 11 13 4 6 12 13 4 7 8 11 4 7 13 14 4 8 10 11 4 8 10 12 4 10 11 12 4 10 11 14 4 11 12 14 4 12 13 14 5 6 9 11 5 6 10 14 5 6 11 13 5 6 12 14 5 7 8 12 5 7 9 10 5 7 10 12 5 8 9 10 5 8 10 11 5 8 13 14 5 9 10 11 5 9 10 12 5 10 11 13 5 10 11 14 5 11 12 13 6 7 9 10 6 7 10 13 6 7 13 14 6 8 11 13 6 9 10 12 6 9 10 13 6 9 11 12 6 9 13 14 6 11 12 14 7 8 9 14 7 8 10 13 7 9 11 12 8 9 10 12 8 10 12 13 9 10 11 13 9 10 13 14
>>154531316Aw how cute, the dabres live in your head rent free. Here's your (you).
>>154531347Those are only $400
>>154531132>buy lower bowl tickets and resell them at 5x the price to rabid Habs fans
ꘘԸᕔᙏꗛꕷ ᙡĬԸԸ ᙡĬᙁ Ꞇዛꗛ ԸꗞꞆꞆꗛɌᎽ
>>154531369I'm Brayden from Mount St-Pierre de Piquelon, Greater Toronto Area, Ontario. My teams number is 1993.
What could have been…
Soon™
>>154531009Join the discord
>>154531808Sad
UM
I have some bad news. Flames are dropping to 6th rangers are picking second panthers are getting first overall. Just spoke with Gary’s intern.
>>154531957Is she hot?
>>154531923Shit goalie
simplemente ERA
>>154531957I intern for Gary and we don't script the drafts. Gary wouldn't do that
Need it or Sneed it?
>>154531727Oooh maybe they can hire mike babcock again
>>154531923he looked better for most of the yeari liked him more on the eyeball test
i got something you can eyeball
>>154532070Too small
It's barely been 12 hours since Carolina Hurricanes fans discovered they'll be facing the Flyers in Round 2 of the #stanleycupplayoffs, yet I've seen dozens of posts (from both fan bases) COCKSURE about a four game sweep. Even if you dismiss the FOUR regular season matchups between these teams, ALL of which were determined by either overtime or shootout goals, you know these two are very evenly matched. Before getting overconfident, take a look at the stats for both starting goalies during R1. You can expect a goalie showdown from the start, and be prepared for lots of late nights with bonus hockey (no shootouts during the #stanleycup playoffs, only 20 min overtime periods). And while a sweep *might* happen (13.5% chance) don't bet the house on it. This series will be brutal. There will be blood. #LetsGoCanes#bunchofjerks#InRodWeTrust
>calling yourself the broad street bullies
Going to get one of these now
Go Canucks GO!
Someone should tell Oilers and Flames fans they still won't get the Cup anytime soon even if Alberta wanted to secede.
>>154529308this shit sucks
>>154532304Jen
just bought my gary lottery ticketi hope i win the first pick!
>>154532304the mammoth ones that looked like thrash metal band shirts were great
>>154532502Cope
>>154531069>inb4 him winning back to back Cups after leaving the Leafs
>>154532587i don't cope. your "cope" is people who watch the game and don't let everything bog them down just because. they can finish dead last and i'll still be alive. it's not affecting my day to day life
is gary doing the lottery draw himself or did he get his designated goym bill to cover for him?
>>154532640based true fan
When my team sucks I still buy jerseys, but when they're good I buy even more
Just like my preds!
when is the draft lotto bro's
>>154532572Are your numbers lucky?
Either Detroit or the rags is gonna win the lottery. Gary will give the red wings an excuse to rebuild from scratch around mckenna and there will be a new 5 year Yzerplan.
>>154529650we won tranny ywnbaw btw kwab
>>154532699https://tankathon.com/nhl
>>154530652Would you stay in Toronto? Look at some facts1. The league is against you in a way you either can't describe or can't say out loud2. The fans will despise you and treat you unfairly. Assigning blame and culpability far beyond what you deserve 3. Your owners are incompetent, also in a way you either can't describe, or say out loud.It's happening in Edmonton too. With McDavid. But McDavid and Drei are saying it outloud. Bold move on their part, but at the same time they're taking personal responsibility (even though that burden is not theirs)I feel genuinely bad for players stuck in Canada.
>>154532640Bud said that 5 years ago it’s time to let it go.
>>1545326997 pm eastern 4 pm pacific
>>154532709Anon... You might wanna sit down for this one...
dynasty incoming
flames bros I’m having so much anxiety I had to take the day off of work because we need first overall pick so I stayed home from work I don’t even know if I can watch the draft I feel like I’m going to throw up.
as long as no original 6 bozo wins the draft I'm happy.
>>154532769What is it?
>>154530874WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154532800*kisses you*We'll get through this together fren
SHANT be making the next thread
LET'S GO GARY*clap clap, clap clap clap*
>>154531923/hoc/>wallstedt is shit!!!>he gave up 8 goals!also /hoc/>wtf why would you start gustavssonlol
new>>154532890>>154532890
>>154532817Remember when the Wings traded for Justin Faulk at the trade deadline? I'll need you to look up what they gave up for me.
>>154531483WTF
>>154532870I maintained (under great duress due to attacks from the /hoc/ angry mob) that none of the goals scored were the fault of either goaltender.Now the Wild is making ME look bad (can you believe this?). Personally, I don't appreciate this move, but it should be fine.
>>154532304based
>>154532757thanks bro
