PREVIOUS: >>154525085CWS: Munetaka Murakami homered, scored three runs and went 3-for-4 to lead the White Sox to a 6-0 win over the Angels on MondaySF: Luis Arraez went 2-for-3 with a pair of doubles against the Padres on Monday in a win for the GiantsCHC: Seiya Suzuki went 2-for-3 with a walk and a three-run home run against the Reds on MondayLAD: Alex Freeland homered and went 3-for-4 in a win Monday over the AstrosMIL: Jackson Chourio went 4-for-4, but the Brewers fell 6-3 to the Cardinals on MondayKC: Bobby Witt Jr. collected his third homer and his 11th stolen base Monday in the Royals’ 6-2 victory over the GuardiansNYY: Aaron Judge went 2-for-4 with two runs scored, a home run and four RBI against the Orioles on MondayBOS: Jarren Duran went 3-for-5 with a three-run home run and a stolen base against the Tigers on Monday
doyers
>>154527509Love me some BBC (Bakerspie Bread, Comfy)
skubal should go to the cubs so we can kill two birds with one stone with a "kek scubal"
>>154527499but enough about your mum
>>154527528Honestly if the tigers trade him chicago feels like it could be a landing spot their weakness is their pitching
Nth for the White Sox
>all the good guys won>all the bad guys lostand im feeling good
Len Kasper the White Sox radio play by play announcer honored John Sterling today by using his signature home run call for Munetaka Murakami's home run and then afterwards saying that was for you John.They called further attention to it again after the game and the post game even playing a small montage of Sterling's iconic calls.What class.
Mariners? Mariners won that ballgame
>>154527598pfma
>>154527601I honestly did not have White Sox Yankees broship on my cards for this season but the AI poster was onto something after all.
I was at that Mariners game congratulating Braves fans in the 5th inning. And then the Mariners won.I did not make eye contact again.
>>154527605he's mine. back off
>>154527619that's my bad
>>154527601I always enjoyed Sterling and Suzyn and a lot of Yankees fans I know hated them. Craig Carton (wfan hack) tried to get John fired years before he was ready to retire, and the hate for Suze is about what you’d expect from your average retard. Anyway RIP John.
I got home from the game and I can see myself in the crowd on the highlight reel. Neato.
I guess the Yankees broadcaster must be big in New York, I've literally never heard of him kek
Doyers
embarrassing series by baltimore, why even show up
>>154527642I mean you’re aware of the daaaaaaaa Yankees win/lose meme right?
Name of baseball team
>>154527658Not really, no.
>>154527601so what are you saying, that the white sox guy invented a murakami homer call on jon sterling principles? sterling's hr calls were player-personalized
>>154527662I don't know why I lied. Yes. I thought it was just a generic new york accent. I'm assuming he started that. RIP to the old man
>>154527662well, are you aware of terms like 'judgian' or 'stantonian' being thrown around here
>>154527662Ortiz has done that bit for years during the playoffs, it gets posted here daily, how could you not know it?
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>154527671did he say dubba dubba or is that a 4chan creation
>>154527641It's always fun being a part of history regardless of how sizable that part is :) That's why when I go to an outing that is being recorded I but front row tickets so I can be immortalized in the history of the event I am attending
You're a girl, a cubs girl!
>>154527687The only two times you can actually see me was when the other team hit homers. But hey my team still won.
>>154527699Ok now we are gonna find ya and fuck ya good!
>>154527660My City Teamies :)
Mariners!>>154527268>>154527359The altuve one was good, it was a couple games later naylor didn't play the bag so it got called a balk.
>>154527737Isn't the exact rule that you have to throw it to the base, not the baseman?
>>154527737>>154527756Jomboy said MLB and the umps got together and decided they're gonna allow the dekes / not call it a balk because they're trying to get the runner at 1st which is the spirit of the rule
>>154527765Only because the Yankees did it.
>>154527765>pitcher can’t deceive the runner>basemen can
>>154527771if that's true Jomboy left that part out
>>154527774I'm OK with it, it's a cool play
>>154527774>runner on second can steal third>batter can't
>>154527777He's really good at being neutral but the Yankees are the New England Patriots of baseball. Football fans know what I'm talking about. The league treats that team specially.
>>154527798This raises a good point. Third base should be 120 feet from home and batters can choose to run there on a hit if they want.
please dont go to sleep bros...
>>154527818The runner on second should be allowed to charge the mound at will
>>154527345sometimes it's just a change of scenery, California is a shithole while Chicago is pretty nice.
>>149222222
>>154527854>California is a shitholethey're both great and you should know better with how people talk about chicago
>>154527861>fell for itAbsolutely mindfucked harder than Manoah
the raped
>>154527855Erm…
>>154527618based
>>154527883They weren't enforcing the coaching boxes in that game. The white sox were literally allowed to call signs just to fuck up his ERA because Manfred wants Ohtani to have the lowest ERA.
>>154527883okay okay, but Jo Adell is still raking and saving runs, right?
>>154527918the raped
>>154527919that really was the angels world series kek
>>154527618I was at that Mariners game heckling Randy from afar. And then the Mariners won. I will continue to attend Mariners games and heckle Randy from afar.
>>154527932based, don't give that bum a break
What is their endgame?
>>154528030finish last in the AL?
>>154528030It's simple: 4 hot dogs, 4 drinks, 4 tickets, then, the world.
>>154528040>arte and the brainlole
>>154528046the al west fears this
>15 hours until baseball*cough*bros... I'm *wheeze* I'm not gonna make it
>>154528101why are they like this?
>>154527932>>154527939He is so inconsistent. Some days he's a killer. Some days he's just a cranky little leaguer.
yup it's cinco de mayohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQVjKH17BfA
>>154528148He has been pretty good this year, base running boner and maybe a couple lackadaisical plays out in left.
https://x.com/RIGGEDFORVEGAS/status/2051506555472769219
more like cinco de drinko amirite?
>>154528153Nigga Tuesday
>>154527883God, please don't let Ohtani end up like this tomorrow.
>>154528215Ohtani is gonna phone it in tomorrow.
>>154528220Castillo for Ohtani, who says no?
>>154528244It's a fair trade!
That's my Mariners.
>>154528364chaosball is in full effect
Here's what I'm thinking, we pitch for contact, they'll start swinging out of their shoes. We let a few solo homers go, the rest? Fly outs and pop ups, no problem. Then at our ABs we just load the bases. Draw walks, bunt, whatever. Then we get up the Luke Raley and THE JP Crawford, maybe even a Refsynder and Naylor up there and we just grand slam our way to winning after the other team bag 7 solo home runs and thought shit was sweet. Why hasn't any one else ever thought of this? Are they stupid?
>Munetaka Murakami homered, scored three runs and went 3-for-4 to lead the White Sox to a 6-0 win over the Angels on MondayTruly a freak of nature.
>>154528378My mornings consist of waking up, getting a coffee and checking out the result of the game that happened while I was sleeping. Apart from the fact that the Ms won, I love results like this because they're ridiculous, and already they make me laugh before I've even seen what happened.
>>154528413You're missing out on the complete experience, although the box score for this one is definitely funny.
>>154528403The dead ball in NPB destroyed the careers of most position players, but it did succeed in developing a true slugger like Murakami.
>>154528441Unfortunately I am. I watch any game I can, but most of these night games are on at 3am during the week and as a wagie, I can't stay up to watch them. It is what it is.
>>154528465Day games are agreeable with your schedule yes?
going to my 1st Rays game in few days. any advice to what to do in tampa?
>>154528507Yeah, travel days are usually the best for me. They're normally on at 7pm or 9pm.
How come the A's didn't just play in their AAA ballpark to try and build up a Vegas audience if their plan was to move to Vegas? Instead you have this Sacramento group that is there and giving false hope that MLB might expand there one day
>>154528583The Vegas minor league team always plays at night but MLB teams sometimes have to play early for travel days and that would mean the A's would have to play in 110F weather with no roof when it's July/August.
>>154528526sex with raynkees fish
MLB is ruining the Cleveland broadcast. where is my funny old man. where is my funny black guyreeeeeee
>>154528765you watching the replay from today?
ROLL TRIBE
my braves have been exposed. simply,don't swing at their dogshit pitching until the,bases are loaded from walks. it was a good run
>>154528765this skank looks like a necromancer what the hell is wrong with her head
Tough puzzle.
well that's it for the Tigers
>>154529011i offer grant holmes and aaron bummer. both healthy it's a good price
>>154527883>that look on his faceReally says it all doesn't it?
>>154528812sadly
>>154528944I dont know shit about silver sluggers. Also im shocked Cone is that high. Clemens is obvious but i was down to one try and went safe.>>154529011Skubal QUIT on the Tigers. The soulless merc belongs on the dodgers.
>>154528526You couldn’t generate one that had two eyes at least you lazy soulless cocksucka
>>154529221fun fact: Greinke won a silver slugger in 2019 on the sneks
Are the New York Mets the epitome of money with no brains?
>>154529435My Mets mog ya
>>154529435It seems that way. Every big sport has at least one team like this where they think that all you need to do is throw exorbitant amounts of money at players and then you collect your ring/trophy/title at the end of the season.
>>154529489Worked for the Dodgers and Yankees though. Mets just bought the wrong guys is all.
>>154529535>Worked for the (((Yankees))) thoughhow so?
blow gays kek
>>154529489Newcums don’t know about the Super Wilpon Bros Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme broke ass Mets. It’s almost remarkable how they managed to get a billionaire hedge fund big spending owner and still be so shit, but it’s prob 95% Cohen’s fault.
>>1545295402009. Long time ago of course but still counts.https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYY/2009.shtml
>>154529566you're telling me 17 years of spending havent generated another championship?seems like the yankees bought the wrong guys too lol
>>154529535Neither of those teams spent $800m on one player though. I still don't know what possesses any organisation to do that. Buying players is a big part of success, but there are surely other things to consider spending money on.
I'm not a yanks fanatic but it's pretty clear they are winning the the world series this year.
>>154529610I mean they did get to the world series 2 years ago, and the runs they had in the late 2010's before they ran into the Astros who may or may not have cheated. Thats more then what the Mets can say.>>154529622A-Rod's contract was the equivalent of that for the time. These numbers look normal now but at the time people forget how pissed everybody was when he signed that deal with the Rangers.Im not a yankees fan or anything but they have been over spenders like the mets and have been more successful with it is all.
my cubbies :)
>>154529558Same thing happened to Chelsea in divegrass. Spent close to a billion on a team and don't have shit to show for it. Overspending teams back themselves into a corner when things aren't going their way, the atmosphere within the team turns sour when they don't meet expectation, and more often than not players stop caring and look for a way out.
>>154529622Consider that if the Mets didn’t give Soto $765M then the yanks would have given him $760M. They got into a bidding war because Cohen is dying for fan recognition more than anything. He’s also the reason they spent a retarded amount of money on the two oldest pitchers in baseball back in 2021 and completely fucked the payroll from day one.
>>154529558Is David Stearns actually smart? Or do Jews just say he is because he is Jewish? Because he’s made like one good move in 3 years.
>>154529632In which case I stand corrected. However it leads me to my next question, what is it he Yankees are doing better than the Mets? Even if they're buying the right guys, why aren't the Mets doing this if they have the money to buy anyone they want? I know you can't make a player want to play for a club they have no interest in, but money talks as we can see. Who are the Yankees and the Dodgers paying to find these players, or develop these players, and why aren't the Mets doing that?
>>154529661Soto has been great. Top 3 in MVP voting last year. He is the only one producing offensively this year. He’s not the problem.
>>154529673Yankees fans give Cashman a lot of shit but he puts together a 90 win team every year. Most franchises would kill for this. He’s very good at his job.
>>154529673As >>154529690 said but also in terms of 2009 the Yankees were really lapping the field compared to now. The Yankees back then only really had to deal with the Mets, But now the Mets have to deal with 3 or 4 other teams that will go big.Oh and for the record in 09 the 2nd highest payroll in the league Mets went 70-92 lol. So some things never change.
>>154529677I don’t think Soto is the problem I’m just saying Cohen has not been smart with his money, and obviously neither has Stearns since coming on board. This team has been between caught between rebuilding and contending since he bought it and now they got a $380M joke on their hands atm.
>>154529632no one cares if you dont win
>>154529721That’s why I asked about just how good is Stearns actually. It was generally acknowledged by all that this was one of the brightest minds in baseball. But quite frankly he’s been horrible and just seems like he doesn’t know how to build a baseball team. The more control he has taken the worse it’s gotten. I legit cannot reconcile how bad he has done here (F- job easily) compared to the Brewers where he build a solid team with few resources.
>>154529716Yea that yankee 09 team was a bunch of mercs, they bought that ring. But that’s fine, they had to pick the players and they picked the right ones.
>>154529740Some of the moves he’s made have obviously been shit (your Mullins’s, your Polancos, Frankie Montas whateva happened there) and some have been just cursed. How the fuck did Ryan Helsley blow so many leads last year? He hangs on to just ONE of those games and the Mets make the playoffs. But he’s the guy that gets paid to make these decisions, and he should be better at it. I think he believes he can fix people with his pitching lab, and we saw it work a bit in 2024 but it has not paid dividends since. Look at the state of David Peterson and Kodai Senga, but on the other hand Clay Holmes has quietly become a solid front end of the rotation starter, and that was all Stearns. The more I think about it the more frustrating it becomes lmao.
>>154529716Fair enough. It's a fascinating thing to see and learn about honestly. The Mets have always sucked. The more you know.
>>154529783Could always be worse
>>154529801It certainly could.
>>154529764Clay Holmes was the good move I was referring to. But in that same season he handed fat piece shit Frankie Montas $34 million.
>>154527883To be quite fair no one can stop the kelenic krew.
>>154529011Werent they just gonna trade him at the deadline anyways?
>>154528465wouldn't you be better off with an east coast team? that buys you 3 more hours?
Yea my team sucks, but the Os have fans in space. How cool is that? I heckin love science
>>154530087So much this. In this thread we believe science is real. Facts and logic is what we are all about. Fuck you white Sox and your mystical sky daddy
good morning mariners nation
>>154530176beast mode
>>154530170>upside down logo>sticker on the brim
>genny has been both slow but very on-topic this morning >no so-cal shit flinging >check dateI'm noticing
how did the braves lose to the mariners wtf
>>154530219Baseball even the best teams lose 60 games a season
>>154530219The Mariners are a good team they were in the ALCS last year. Just a small May slump doesn't make them bad. It's May.
>>154530232>>154530257I think what >>154530232 said is more accurate
>>154530257>it’s May
poodrepacos kek
>>154530289go spend time with your abuela mijo
CUZ I FUCKIN LOVE SCIENCEAND I FUCKING LOVE THE BIG DUMPER
>>154530300
https://www.mlb.com/video/aaron-judge-michael-kay-honor-john-sterling-with-hr
berdbros are we getting the game in tonight
Those run it back Yankees are looking pretty good. In fact, a lot of the teams who had big off seasons look like SHIT.
>>154530331don't they peak in April and May every year though
>>154530358You're thinking of the Mets.
https://youtu.be/sEBdD9Akt2Q?si=KD-Btk55d_goOPGE
>>154530257>the Mariners are a good teamWill you be saying this after their next game?
>>154530160Good morning!
>>154530358No, it’s more like they start playing very poorly around June but last year you could see the cracks in the walls at this same time (April/may), they were not as dominant to start the year. We had blowup starts from guys like Will Warren, we couldn’t swing the bat at times, the defense was poor at shortstop. It’s really not the same team as last year or the year before. Certainly not the 2024 and 2025 team. I mean Will Warren used to be a four ERA guy last year and now he’s pitching to around a two ERA. I think just in pitching alone, this is not the same team as last year. There’s just no way that they could fall into a really poor month. I don’t see them playing below 500 any given month with this roster depth. Cam Schnitzler is the CY favorite, Max Fried has always been very consistent, Garrett Cole and Carlos Rodon are coming back. I think if anything this team could only become more dominant. And then look at the American league how it’s shaking up, the team that’s on our heels barely has a positive run differential, that means that they’re going to regress it’s probably gonna be the Blue Jays or the Red Sox in second place if we’re being honest. You know the Oakland athletics and Cleveland Guardians are leading their divisions as well. These are teams that the Yankees can steamroll in a playoff setting.
My Ms will prevail.
God bless ya John Henry, you brought in Pedro & in turn reversed the curse & we carried on for bit of a dynasty, but this is now painful & I implore you to sell the team
>Noah Syndergaard in the oval office today what the fuck is this timeline
>>154530384Didn’t they lose to the Royals? I’m starting to think the Mariners were stealing the signs too last year.
NL-Central - every team has a winning recordAL-Central - no team has a winning recordIt is time for MLB to step in and do something about this.
>>154530450No joke, I visited Seattle in the summer and thought it was an amazing place to live. I came back five months later in the winter and thought it was the most depressing place I'd ever been. Holy shit, was the winter solstice miserable. idk how they do it.
>>154530300>abuela mijono one in my country knows what that is
acrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooss the rio grande
>>154528526Colombian and Greek food is good in Tampaif you're at the game, ask about the Reuben dress lightly
>>154530480I'm in Tampa, and I wouldn't trade it for anything, even remotely close to Seattle. Like, yeah, you're gonna tell me 10 months of the year are like that. It looks like Mordor, but yeah, those other two months probably have the most beautiful scenery. Imagine it's like New Hampshire or Maine, in the summer, except New Hampshire and Maine have longer warmer months than Seattle.
>>154530450The Royals were cheating.
We go over this every season. It's only MayGo ask the Mets fans how they were feeling last May?
>>154530560>New Hampshire and Maine have longer warmer months than Seattle.I don't think this is true because those places get snow and they salt the roads back there.
the whole game yesterday, i was like>DEKE THAT FAGGOT RUNNER AT 1ST>DO IT TO MY TEAM>I WANNA SEE ITbut they didn't
>>154530593The Atlantic Northeast (ANE) gets 4 months of summer.
ANE Chad here! Go Red Sox
>>154530257The opposite actually, they fluked their way to an ALCS and this season they regressed toward the mean
poostonpacos kek
>>154530358yes. also the AL is basically the dominican winter league this year
>>154528583Because Northern California TV money is still better than Vegas TV money which makes one question this whole move in the first place.
>>154530653Not really. The Mariner’s crutch was Cal’s 1 in a million season that he was never going to replicate again. Now that he’s a typical Mariner again they are going to exist at 50% in perpetuity
When will West Coasties realize that calling it the PNW is gayest thing since the Mets were founded? You don't see Bostonians calling it the ANE or Mainefags harping about the Atlantic North East. Nobody cares about you, Pussy Nigger Whites (PNW)
>Bauer had a 4.5 ERA last yearkek he sucks
>>154530219Rookie pitcher left in the game too long
>>154530728the Pacific Northwest is where Newman learned to climb trees before he became a mailman in New York.
everything I've learned about seattle and the "pnw" has been against my will. I don't give a fuck you can't make me
For me, it’s the Atlantic Southeast (ASE)
>>154530751Kek it’s like this post >>154530747 who the fuck is newman? Even their historic figures are flyover.
>>154530444Reminds me how Trump has Mariano Rivera on his presidential committee for school athletics when Mo is currently accused of covering up child sex abuse at his church. The council also had Lawrence Taylor who as a registered sex offender isn’t even allowed near a school.
Any Arctic Northnorthern (ANN) chads in this genny? Posting from Alaska!
>>154530769yeah but the Clintons though..
im livin' in the GGH and you'll learn to like it
>>154530728The Pacific Northwest is a temperate rainforest and distinctively different from the rest of the country.
yeah it's a super special patch of dirt and everyone is jealous just shut up
Where are my Gulf Douthgulferners (GSG) allies?
>>154530791Are you a North Lakeontarener (NLO)?
>>154530755swampjorge kek
>>154530800Marinerfags raped by this image
>>154530828The swamp in question
>>154530847no one cares fidel
>>154530865 All the Cubans are in Miami, which is about 5 to 6 hours from Tampa
it's cinco de mayo, doyerpacos. defeat the other team pacos again. we have the best pacos
>>154530751Seattle is one of the worst places in the world but the Pacific Northwest is Garden of Eden tier beautiful. There is no wilderness of the Earth that is as beautiful, wild and safe.
>>154530877Tampa was the OG Cuban landing spot in the state
>>154530909Who gives a shit about Cuban sluts offering me little cups of coffee or pulled pork sandwiches? They're supposed to be net negative? I’ll take a Cuban maid over a Seattle hippie offering me heroin anyway.
>>154530764
>>154530905Seattle is just Maine on the west coast. Nobody has ever called Maine “Eden on Earth”. Get over yourselves.
>>154530905my reaction to that information
>>154530953Nah PNW has better looking trees and mountains. Maine is just a colder West Virginia
>>154530941>They're supposed to be net negative?yes, it's a nonwhite population invading the US.
>swampbeaner bragging about how he contracted malaria
>>154530953>it’s just Maine No I’ve been to Maine. Their forests and are unimpressive. So are your mountains. Mount whatever is only 5,000 feet. Mt Rainier is 14,000. And Puget Sound is cooler than anything Maine has to offer.
>>154531022I've been to both. I enjoyed Maine way more
>>154530176Didn't realize the White Sox are half a game away from .500. They could even lead the AL Central by the end of the week.
>go for a walk down by the river>find a dead prostitutecan maine offer that? i don't think so
>>154531065Only on Tribal Indian Reservations
it's pronounced AKOONA
>>154531041What part of the Maine wilderness did you enjoy more?
>>154530953> Nobody has ever called Maine “Eden on EarthThat’s because Maine sucks. The East Coast is so depressing. Everything is so dirty and your wildernesses suck with your tiny mountains that create tiny and sickly ecosystems. Maine has better forests than the deciduous forests of the South though. I went to Alabama and Georgia in the winter a few years back and without the leaves that had probably the ugliest forests I’ve ever seen in my life.
>>154531138I found it a lot cleaner, the air smelled way better. Also saw Puffins which are goated
>>154531222Smoking is bad for you.
there are players who are destined to never succeed....... AND THEN THERE'S BRETT BATYif BRETT BATY leads off another major league baseball game, i'm going to take a shotgun andEVISCERATE MYSELF
>>154527667DAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN wasone of his iconic calls for a win in ws game 7 I think in 1999. So naturally us yankee haters love to say DAAA JANKEEESSS LOSE whenever they lose. Little 101 for ya I'll go see myself out now.
Seattle = Maine and New Hampshire
it's up >Baseball Dictionary with George Brett, Pete Fairbanks, and Tim Kurkjian | Sources Tell Jeff Passanhttps://youtu.be/1S0o80Xblcw
>>154531711except Maine is actually nice to visit
>>154531823Don't worry, our governor has been working hard to make Maine a shithole too.
>>154531823Seattle fags are actually delusional
I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners
>>154532050Valley too deep, lake too shallow, trees not yellow enough
>>154531994i only like jomboy and sandlot book (never seen movie), but i'm not mariner fan
>it's another NEETs who live in a shoebox and post 20hrs a day on 4channel argue about whomsoever lives in the best city/state/region/country episode
kek, his ego is fucking insane
>>154532621I deserve another chance in the bigs
>>154532621>a breakdown Get off Jommy’s dick bitchazz
>>154532687oops I meant HE deserves another chance
>no mets game today
>>154532687>>154532704I AGREE julio urias too
I'm eating hot dogs!
>>154532621>I had a 4.5 ERA last seasonWhy doesn't he make that video?
>>154532713>Mets can’t lose todayI’ll drink to that
Judge & Murakami are projecting 65 HRs
>>154531043Why in the ever living fuck would anyone ever get a Luisangel Acuna jersey?
>>154531949>>154531905Doesn’t look anything like Washington what was this>>154530953 retard talking about?
>>154532050orange trees is cheating desu
>>154532050Wisconsin does it betterBrewgods win again
>>154531905Your trees are so cute and tiny!
YODEL AY HEEYODEL AY HEEYODEL AY HEE HOO
This xeattle tard is still at it? Oh my god who cares
Ugh just ugh
someone mention xeattle? did you know they're the only team to have never competed in the ws?
My tigers are finished
That's almost as embarrassing as being a leafjeet
stop bullying my team please, baseball is for everyone
>>154531905>>154531949>>154532050Looks exactly like Washington, almost as if God used the “PNW forest” brush on the east coast.
Washington state isn’t even the most famous Washington in the country.
D.C. (Diet Coke) genny
pfma!
>>154533930Pound My Maine Ass?
>>154533570>>154530953…
>>154533057This guy gets it.
>April 2023: 8-21, 9 GB>April 2024: 6-23, 13.5 GB>April 2025: 7-23, 11.5 GB>April 2026: 14-17, 1.5 GB>yfw
>>154530953You’ve never been to Maine faggot
>cant lose if the game is postponed
>>154532856If both continue at this pace through the whole season should Murakami win the MVP over Judge because of the severe difference between the White Sox and the Yankees?
>>1545340500/2 as you’re wrong again
>>154534222Only two players in MLB history have won both the Rookie of the Year and MVP awards in the same season
If Munetaka Murakami is doing this much already in the MLB with the chisox of all teams, what will it look like next year when Teruaki Sato comes into the league with a far superior team?
lads I'm almost done with my first paper. then it's just one more to go. I think I can finish my Thursday and not have to eat a late penaltythen I can get back to watching my beloved Mets on Friday :')
>>154534373He'll come to my Chadres and replace Croney in the lineup and our new infield will be Manny, Bogey, Song, Sato with Campy catching
What’s his name again?
>>154534397>then I can get back to watching my beloved Metsbut why
chadres pwn all west coast teams
>>154534373If Murakami is the Japanese Gallo, then Sato is going to be the Japanese Judge. He is a specimen and has no weaknesses. I'm going to guess he's going to get north of 150 million dollar deals to enter the league and he can choose whichever team he wants.
>no mets game todayGuess I won’t have to use this then
>Ohtani (0.60 ERA) set to face Astros tonight -- but will (again) not hitis it time to stop calling ohtani a 2 way player?
>>154534434Will that finally be enough to beat the Dodgers?
>>154534513>teriyaki soto
>>154534397Based wpa disrespecter.
>>154534521it was time as soon as his strek ended
Who takes Cinco de Mayo today?
>>154534513Future Mariner
>>154534480they're my team! you stick with em no matter what>>154534539hell yeah brother cheers from tehran
>>154534479he will hit his first hr against my berds this weekend
>>154534513qrd?
How's your NPB team doing?
>>154532913Because haha funny Pope team.
Cinco de Mayo, St Paddy’s Day, don’t care. Just another day of getting druk
>>154534634>Fighters>not a fighting type
Let's give dem cubbie bears a chance
>>154534634Still elite and feels goodMorishita/Sato combo is so insane. 2 absolute beast modes back to back
>>154534521He gave up since it's clear chad olson mogged him
>>154534634my fighters are fighting ham well
Cubbie bear chance is in full effect!
>>154534634my baystars have been in disarray ever since trevor left
>>154534646OhhYeah I get it nowYou know you actually do have some method to your madness AIposter. Well done
>Song called up and Croney phantom-IL stintholy shit, they're actually doing it
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCbMdHRjBTY
>>154534634How are the Tigers elekid and not Raikou?
IM READY FOR SOME BASEBALL
>>154534521No because then the Doggies can't cheat and have an extra pitcher rostered
>>154534846youve still got over an hour
>>154534634What are these choices? I can come up with better ones matching team colors and theme animalTigers - Raikou Baystars - LaprasGiants - RhyperiorHawks - okay that one's goodFighters - MachokeBuffaloes - fineDragons - DragonairCarp - perfectSwallows - also perfect Eagles - okayLions - yesMarines - okay
As a west-coaster, I need 1pm and 4pm EST starts so I have something to watch in the morning, fuck this all night game day
I'm almost 40 and my team doesn't play until 9:40. Do you realize how hard it is to stay awake for that. I'm getting sleepy right now
You can keep your MLB team trucks. Can't touch my 'lot poppers.
>>154534910the hockey game starts at 9:20pm my timenot happy about it
>>154534917based....BASED!!!
>>154534910why not get into cat napping? its my new hobby
>>1545349361993
>>154534949I have been but it makes me grumpy
>Cronenworthless finally phantom IL for ConcussionHe's been Conncused ever since NLDS hit. About freaking time, Stammen has balls to get that shitter off our team. Now time for Tatis Jr.....
>>154534960
I need a apoundin'
>>154534985actually you need jesus
i have 1 mandarin left and half a bag of chips for snacks. do i eat it now or just look at it until the games start. i could just slowly sip my coconut water for the next hour.
>>154534973Trade him back to the white sox for some literally who in their farm system who'll also then become a superstar out of nowhere
>>154534999order a za
imagine being a blue jays fan
imagine being a fat, tubby american
>>154534634>japanese teams>names are in englishexplain this
>>154534885This, east coasties be all>our trees turn orange for two weeks and we can't play if it's raining look at all the black people we haveand frankly Manfred should do something about it.
>>154535064I took my first dose of ozempic today. Not sure if any anons remember the gym bro chimpout a month ago.
>third basemanwill be replacing Muncy
>>154535064Jealous?
>>154535064drink your Singh Horton's Ranjeet, you're not you when you haven't had it yet
>>154535082But you could catch a cold
>>154535099>ozempicthis is a jardiance general>IM LOWERING MY A1C
>third baseman>actually the fourth baseman?????
>>154534651It's A-Vulpix cause they play in Hokkaido, a popular winter spot iirc.
>>154535108meant for >>154534513
>>154535126Based A1C lowerer
go back to india
>>154535131The catcher is the fourth baseman, the shortstop is the based man
>>154535126>jardiance Jaundice flopped at the trial box office, millions of rats dead.
>>154535157As intended. Rats must die so man may live
los doyerpacos kek
>>154535137Vulpiss is a fire type, no idc about anything past Unova.
braves are the best team in baseball
post your favorite club and your A1C
>>154535167u jelly, vato?
>>154535064how many people do you know that were humanely euthanized
>>154535172They made a ice version for Gen 7. Also RIP Volpe
>>154535131there is technically only one base. the entire diamond is one big base when you think about it.
i paid over $400k in taxes last year i think I'mjust going to stop paying them from now on
>>154535165We respect wall puppies in this genny.
>>1545351776.7%Tigers
Rats are smarter than humans, we should respect them
>>154535193Which base is the real base?
>>154534883You fool you forgot to take into account location and region.
>>154535195>>154535209Rats destroy ecosystems and should be killed to extinction. Mice are cool tho
>>154535209Collar this rat! (respectfully)
>>154535221
how do we stop ratposters
>>154535231A country of 120 million should be able to fit more than 12 pro teams
>>154535238You forgot about all the farm teams to support those 12 pro teams
>>154535238How the fuck does that tiny island support 120 million people wtf
>>154535250wheatcels kek
>>154535250it takes 4 japs to equal 1 american
>>154535209Rats are……frens?
>>154535250
>>154535222You’re just jealous of the sewer puppies
>>154535247is there a map of their minor league teams?
>>154535304Huh it looks so small over in its natural habitat
>>154535326Africa is huge as well, look that up if you want a scare.
>tfw you can’t hatewatch the yankees for Volpe’s low iq anymore
>>15453536427 rings STFU
>postponedthis is actually a mercy for me
It's O time
Ya gotta fill me~
>1 ring in 27 years
>>154535404I’m a Dodger/Red Sox fan.
>>154535434I'd give her an orgasm with my BWC
>>154535443>27 rings for 1 team
if the orioles get swept by the marlins, im never watching them ever again.
>>154535551see you next series
it's up!
>Tatis batting fourthThe experiments never end with Craig Stammen. Just need to officially make Campy the everyday catcher and we're in business
>>154535585oh wait he's actually fifth, so it's even more of a change
>Tatis Jr finally on 5th hole>Cronenworthless phantom ILMike Shildt and bomel would never ever done this. Stammen, I love you dude.
>>154535262kek based
A JUDGIAN BLASTHERE COMES THE JUDGE
okermotor
that guy who doesnt when i watch shouldnt play
I'm watching the Tigers/Sox game and this is the first im seeing of either team this year. Are these minor league teams?
you now remember Rafael Devers
>>154535653>Red SoxYes, they’ve been triple a roster for a couple years they just can’t cheat anymore kek.
>>154535662Cora kicked out Devers because he didn’t want to cheat again.
you now remember kevin youkilis
THERE ARE TWO OUTS YOU FUCKING IDIOT, SEND HARPER WTF
LFG ERC, 2nd start, should be total dominance.
orioles already won this ballgame.
Damn the A's got out of that.
good job you fucking idiot dusty wathan is the bench coach now and yet the phillies still have a shit 3rd base coach
>>154535690never forget the israeli god of walks
>Yankees have started 24-11 with a +76 run differential 7 times>they won the pennant and made it to the World Series the previous 6 times.It’s literally our year.
does anyone remember talking yankees public access show?
>>154535730Looked it up and they have the 3rd easiest schedule so far. Feasting on cream puffs and will get bootyblasted when they play real teams.
>>154535696he's going up against degrom
>>154535737>strength of schedule on may 1stSOS doesn’t matter until the pennant race. Too many teams over/under performing
>>154535730Plenty of time left for catastrophic injuries.
>Game canceled in STL.
stotty is BACK
>>154535744strength of schedule remaining in late August matters just as much as strength of schedule played in early May, it's the same sample size
>>154535753too bad
>>154535737they already got swept by the rays
>two automatic outs to start the inning (stott, bohm)>they're on first and second with no outsWhat happened, A's?
>>154535801Manfred always gives them an easy schedule early on.
>>154535782Doesn’t change the fact they’re going to the World Series try again, buddy nice cope
>>154535807why can't donnie baseball tell them to double steal?
>>154535821They might because the AL sucks but they’ll get raped in the WS just like 2 years ago
>>154535825
>>154535753i have jiu jitsu class anyway
as a Chicago Cubs fan, I expect more OC out of my sophisticated bretheren. we can't just let these beaners rule our thread. and to the guy who always posts the 1990s big booba anime chick, mix it up ffs. we dont even have frogs man
>>154535787Yeah I think you guys would have swept us ngl.
>>154535842I doubt it. What team do you root for, anyway?
>>154535860>we dont even have frogs man
How does the AL West make you feel /mlb/?
>>154535787>filename play on historic yankees powerhouse team (murderer's row)>not a play on the historic cardinals powerhouse team (gashouse gang)Absolutely Cucked.
>>154535842They only lost that series because of bad pitching + defense which has been totally fixed. Curious of which fan base is parroting these sort of things cause you clearly don’t watch the Yankees.
>schwarbum
>>154535909I hate all of the teams but I kind of want to see the Marinaras do well since their fans got cucked in the ALCS last year. The rest of the teams are a shame on baseball itself
>severino>two shutout innings>48 pitches
>>154535886that one sucks though
thing :/thing chicago :O
>>154535957Mariner here. We deserved the loss. We do not deserve to win the ALCS this year.
>>154535842They have the best team in baseball. They have to win because nobody is allowed to cheat anymore. They should’ve won in 2017, too.
>>154535982you've never been to Wrigley, cubs fans are the whitest fans
>>154535982I don’t understand the logo. Big saggy tits and a five pointed star? Like it’s not bad but what is it trying to sell me on?
>>154535860>>154535886do you have a beary? you cannot be considered a real team if there if you do not have a beary.
>>154535969
>>154535737>when they play real teams.there's only like 3 real teams right now
This Rodriguez guy for the Yankees is not good.
>>154530702Raiders went from being bottom 3 in revenue team to top 5 in revenue after they moved to Vegas, Athletics want a piece of that cake too.
>>154536121he's being advertised as trade matter for a reliever
>>154536139Who would be dumb enough to trade for him?
>>154536077I'm gonna bury my dick in your ass
>>154536156the angels probably
bros?
>>154536156i dont know, how about a team completely out of it with a good 34 year old reliever who sees rodriguez as dirt cheap fourth or fifth starter for the next three years?
>>154536190why is there a ziggurat in sacramento
H A R P E R
>>154536232It's da masonz
attaboy harper
>>154536232it looks cool
>>154536232don't ask questions you're not prepared to give your life to have answered
>>154536232jews
>>154536190A's were the NorCal AL representative and the Angels were the SoCal AL representative. With the A's leaving it opens up a space for another team to be NorCal's AL team, a permanent Sacramento team would be a good move.
>>154536235bats left but swings like a righty
>>154536275The Chico Padres
>>154536280he has one of the most violent swings in the game
Our 'gers are in a dark place right now
>>154536232it's where they perform necromantic rituals to feed life force into Gavin Newsom and Nancy Pelosi
>texass
>>154536332Is Framber Valdez officially a bust?
>>154536332trade us skubal he's injured and worthless we pay good price
>>154536332You guys were in first not that long ago what even happened?
>>154536332you're fine
>yamkeks are losing to the ragswhy?
who the FUCK is this faggot? BRING BACK TARYN YOU FUCKING RETARDS FUCK YOU
>>154536347Idk>>154536364Do you think we could have gotten cam shitlord for him before the season started?>>154536370All these teams were nearly tied anyways
can you get a decent cheesesteak in citizens bank park?
ITFCB
>>154536444I titty fuck cubs bitches
you can get a decent cheesesteak pretty much everywhere. it's one of the most simple ''regional'' foods there is
>>154536403baseball is a dice roll
>cusbkek
scrubbies KEK
>>154536394Having a positive differential is like winning the world series to flyovers
berds dont fly in the rain
>>154536403they are using some shitter pitcher
thunkin bout thos,veans
differentiate this bussy
how are the tigers losing 8 to 2 to a poverty franchise. In the 3rd.?
jesus christ valdez is getting killed
bet365: WINNING IS EVERYTHING
>valdez so shit the dugouts clearHis last outing was good wtf happened
REDS GONNA RED
what a surprise...
New tigers fan here. I thought we were supposed to be good
>
>>154536702I fucked her
>>154536702My gf
>>154536622somebody put a hex on the team's entire pitching rotation
>>154536668They were good last year for most of the regular season but that’s it. They barely got into the playoffs and then got molested there once they made it
Why is this genny so slow? The cubs are playing and the Dodgers at Astros is about to startOr is everyone out getting drunk already
bazzana has such a stiff batting stance
MOVE >>154536741
>>154536724Astros are in last place in the worst division. Unless you are an oven dodgers fan there isn’t much point in tuning into the sweep.
Down goes FRAMBER Down goes FRAMBER
>>154535821the stankees lost to the jays last seasonlol
