heemvious: >>154514918
first for finland my thread is betterbeit
Just heemed my meng and to all a goodnight
>>154527722I got caught. You got DOMINATED.
>>154527733i could dominate my balls on your forehead
>>154527711cant believe bryce mitchell fell for the globohomo mask propagandadark day for a legend of the resistance
why tf is erin not on this cardor weidman and where the hell is raging al
heeminder ilia said emmette was his most dangerous fight and he had to fight smart and be patient. gaethje is a bigger better stronger emmet
>>154527873garth cant heem
>>154527925
>>154527811Weidman needs more wins, could be a draw in the future.
>>154525433Nah
>>154528324Did you go to ONE samurai b? Japan is entering a Renaissance of combat sports, many are saying.
>>154528324theyre all laughing at you. theyre all making fun of you behind your back calling you stupid kaiju
We've been crunching the data over at the Tavistock Institute and it's looking like a peaches delight for Garry
>nah
just finished one samuraiabsolute banger. takeru rodtang easily foty so far. keep watching apex lay and pray cards gayboys ONE chads have won
>>154527711Bryce got heemed?
Me and Smiff. The 2 last true haters left
>file deletedpussy ass imposters brah
You can't even post panty sniffing antisemites anymore? I thought this was America
>>154528728That dumpy Polynesian clone doesn't stand a chance
>>154528784Ahrakhnabime heavens nohumdalila. Women’s reproductive parts are haram and only to be gotten near for procreation. The underwear is not to be worn on the head as is such filth. Icky yuckaroubiakhnalibudi mahalahkhcha.But Janny let us post gay sex fantasy and daddyposting. That is halal for play and women only for procreation. Janny knows best. This is for mma discussion after all
For me? It's Niko Aikonen
>>154528845/heem/ is about MMA!? :O
Buck status?
>>154529054it's not actually
I think we all can agree that JDM is a great contender for KWABOTY this year as well.
>>154529199>jiri losing>jdm losingilia losing will be the top three of the year
Ilia's not losing to Gaethje.
ilia is losing to gaethje.
gaethje will win. a new era begins
A clean pair of women's panties jokingly worn as a covid mask? NSFW, enjoy your ban.
>>154529278The Arman era.
Zatdaddy fight week
you all act like youve never thrown a 12-6. dont judge darren till you try it
The dumbest argument that aliens aren’t real, “If aliens are real, why don’t they land on the White House lawn?” Oh, when you go fishing, do you check in with the president of the lake?
>>154529331>he doesn't speak with the king of the lake to get all the prisoner fishes for freeretard
The alien anal probe, we all know. Why do we know that? Why is that always a part of the story? Because it makes the story more ridiculous. Makes people less likely to believe. I think they’re going, “What if somebody believes him? Put something in his ass. Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself.” Just, “Oh, shit. Oh, God.” Imagine if you have your greatest orgasm on an operating table in a spaceship? “Oh, Jesus.” You’re gonna leave that part out. Your story’s always gonna seem suspect. People gonna go, “Is that all?” “That’s everything. The whole story.” Maybe that’s how they get our DNA. That’s how they get cum out of donkeys.
>>154529331I also don't try to hide. I pretty much roll out with my giant boat and let every fish see me and then just hang food off the edge and wait for them to give themselves to me.
what if trump was shot on white house lawn?
what if schaub's wife left him? see, I can ask retarded questions, too
What if it rains or shines during the fight?
>He goes, “You take a cattle prod and you stick it up the donkey’s ass and you shock his prostate, and they just bust.” And I was like, “Whoa, that is so fucked up.” Then I was like, “What does that feel like?” Like, you don’t wanna know. Like, what if it’s your favorite thing? Like… You can’t even tell anybody. If that was your favorite thing, you gotta keep that to yourself. No one is gonna understand.Why is rogan's stand up so fucking zesty?
doo watched rogan's stand up
Its not funny Britain, stay on topic nobody cares.
Ciryl Gane won.
The UFC is dying
>>154529446Your a coomer gtfo
>>154529425gonna cry?
>>154529425My bad
So let me get this straight. Joe Rogan is bad at MMA commentary. He's bad at comedy. He's bad at political commentary. He's bad at interviewing. And he's really gay.
>>154529491>Go sit in shitty uncomfortable seats and pay $500+tip>Pay $7.99 and have comfy seats at home and unlimited snacks and drinks
>>154529502Sorry>>154529512Sorry
i have often stated that i am the gooby of heem and today it appeared the gyppo might be plotting a nikita handpray for big cloz bappas we're heading for deep wadders likely heading to a decision with sal d'amato cageside
>>154529568ok but hesburger app got new deals
>>154529568Jesus Christian shut the fuck up man
>>154529579what kind of dealsbeit?
>>154529586kerrosateria 6.20
Clozapine "Pauper's Funeral" Finland
>Jesus Christian>>154529591meh the 20 cents come on
Tom of England
i have a plot already sadlyeversobeit
Today is leg day lfg
>>154529607masturbating to legs
Clozapig forgot to invite the Somalidaddy to his mumma’s maggot minge memorial…
>>154529611you aspincels disgust me unless they're legs i like
>>154529611
masterful timing
did weidman fash out? he used to wear a crucifix necklace.
watching sporting events in person is literally shit. unless you pay for front row seats you can't see half of the shit, and you have annoying npc retards all around you. especially with mma. I would actually be pissed if I paid for good close seats in mma, because retarded celebrities and such in the front rows always stand up and block the action. not to mention, you're staring at chain link fence the whole fucking time. the only difference is it can look faster or slower in person. but the view is shit. baseball is probably the only thing worth being in the stands for. especially if you are in foul ball territory and bring a glove.
Ufc 6 trailer drops in a minute, and it'll be shit, I promise you that
>>154529713Being around drunk MMA fans would be awful. You'd be surrounded by retarded fat mexicans who think they can fight
They're really going with max gooby, grim
Mcgaped is never fighting again.
>>154529793He fought last month in a boxing exhibition b, don't get it twisted, he'll light ya up bubba
not like this goobsters
>>154529808Humiliation ritual
Khamzat will decapitate Strickland
I'm slowly starting to respect his blatant shamelessness
>>154529889crypto scam isn't even the most unbelievable part of this one. it's corner staying calm part.
>>154529879explain how
>>154529950The lead uppercut will be there for Chimaev
Sean Strickland finished his last fight.Khamzat Chimaev did not finish his last fight.
>>154529889>>154529913Corner stay calm brazza, like you stay calm when you buy thousands of dollars of Khabib Coin
Sean Strickland lost 50-45 to dickass dog feces Khamzat Chimaev defeated dickass dog feces 50-43
>>154530000>50-43False.
>>154530014You're right it was 50-44 across the board
Strickdaddy dickdowned Cumslut on Strickdaddy dickdowns Saturday
>>154529995>kwabib chimping out on main account>alt account on passive mode behindlol
>buh buh d-dana said!
I’ll trust UFC CEO Dana white over an obese unemployed BDSpiggy on 4chud.
Dana thought Hendricks beat GSP
Hendaddy raped GSPiglet sadly
>>154530069If Bog Jon McCarthy saw this, he would call Dana a big idiot!
>hendaddy
Imagine what Slamdaddy woulda done to GSPork
>>154530187probably woulda ducked him desu
>slamdaddy
we cannot follow them
>Slamdaddy dickdowns? What's tha-...? *oink*
Why does khamzat bore chimaev?
>>154530193True, GSPork’s legacy is ducking THE Rapedbert pozztaker. Xhe woulda oinked into retirement before Slamdaddy and Zatdaddy hit xer with the spitroast
>>154530207Now try sharing your thoughts without injecting your fetishes. Please and thank you!
>>154530205aww hell nah
Strickland should lather himself in bacon grease before the fight and make khazmat lick it
>>154530229Mmhhmmmm…Shota Sean will grease he bacon bussy for Zatdaddy’s porkings….
aww hell nawww
I hold stricklands sword of damocles. Depending how high I get today i will possibly release it
>>154530269that doesn't make sense b the sword is a metaphor for the dangers associated with ruling you hove power but the position itself has a giant target on it you still can delete your post to save face
>>154530229Pigslut is gonna be too busy licking Strickdaddy's loads off of his lips
>>154530285Its the dangers associated with fucking trannies. Strickland has flown too close to the bussy
Lawrence Strickdaddy already had Shota Seana fartin’ on it I fear
>>154529889I still keep my rare Cyborg Abdulmanap nft that I bought on telegram months ago.
>>154530334he walked out of the cage after this. imagine having to be carted out, smdh.
>>154529808>saarman heemed sleepy by topuria >gane getting meng'd by poatan not being subtle at all huh
inb4 Strickland sneaks a gun into the octagon and murders KWABzat live on heem night
>>154529889HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>154529889With cryptoscammers in my corner, I can achieve anything!
finna have to lawyer up i fear>>154529889dear oh dear
There are levels.
>>154530408Chills.
>>154530408post the takedown attempts
>>154530069thats why they pay dana number one largest salary in the corporation. knowledge and wisdom. few have both
>>154530428GOATry pieced Shartes up, then showed him the MaCHADo wrestling just for fun.
>>154530408pratesh simulated garryit should be him vs islam for the beltch
Ian Mywifesson-Garry
I'm probably the only father in the thread right now.
>>154530453It's really silly how easily Prates gives up takedowns. It's like he has no sprawl instinctI think he has a path of victory against anyone at WW except Islam
bruh imagine finding out your dad posts on 4chan
prates smokes pisslam
>>154530474nah b
Jizzlam can’t run forever
>>154530499ivf doesn't count b
>>154530492>4 of 19>21%fer shur b
Dricus is the man to beat Khamzat.
>>154530506wtf is IVF those children came from my ballz
Usmeng turned down ddp
>>154530514ivf is some bullshit they do for kids like the chandlers whose boys can't make it past the pier
>>154530510do indian gyms come with designated shitting stations?
>>154530510Beat him off maybe
>>154530508There's a difference between serious shots and 'shots' to keep the option in the opponents mind Even O'Malley defended some takedowns from Merab, and that's mostly because those shots weren't real
>>154530525You tell us
>>154530510imagine how trash your cardiovascular system has to be to get heemed from a three second flex smdh
>>154530531nah tim welch defended the shots from merab through telekinesising sean seans a cuckold bitch
>>154530522lmao nah the swimmers are like Michael phelps on weed
>>154530552that's the famous empty force my nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iu6fYPSYAg
>>154530564just keep making more someone needs to buy tickets for ufc 2000
New poster dropped
>>154530536Grey Hat is looking moey Delicisio! Humma hummina
>>154530636reads like a ww2 propaganda poster
thank chatri the lunatic just sent me credible threats of violins and has been inconsistent in their story looks like clozzy doesn't have to deal with that nonsense need to maybe go to police though and that doesn't jive with this turkey snitchy cloz doesn't sound good
>>154530636Poor little Shota piggy…xer bacon birth control booty will need all the bacon grease on earth I fear
>>154530636they made sniffzat look like a helwani and coofland look like a homo
clowns always talk
>>154530636this is pretty gay
>>154530636damn do you think Strickland's gun could kill that wolf? I know he wouldn't kill a bald eagle patriotic sumbitch he is
>>154530686what about mimes their in the clown branch they talk all the time
>>154530703astute retort
Marcel Marceau, the most iconic mime in history, would regularly take speaking roles. Food for thought!
what a name is that
>>154530689monitor
>>154530636they made him look like a rat. the wolf also kinda looks like a rabid rat. kek
Volumes.
>>154530428so you are telling us Ian pieced him up on feet and then showed him levels in wrestling just for funsies? Slampiggy gotta watch out.
Is strickland going to actually win this lol
>>154530811 This fight convinced people that du pigu could wrestle lol
TICK TOCK KHAMZAT
>>154530830
>>154530853Manhandled that Inbred
Islam is either losing to >openly gay cross-dressing brazilian>cuckold irishman>muay thai tranny fuckerfazza's legacy is being fully erased
>>154530859>>muay thai tranny fucker>>openly gay cross-dressing brazilianneither of these are true
