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My panthers are primed to have a breakout season.
With a legit defense now the panthers should win 10+ games this season
>>154530537No, I am not the mahomesfag. Thank goodness the mahomesfag gave it a rest, right?
>>154530479touch grass take meds have sex etc you fucking sperg
My Based Chargies gonna booty blast the league!
Which NFL city is the best place to be on Cinco de Mayo?
>>154530224I didn't get a response in the last thread.Does /nfl/ think this accurate or am I all over the place with this? Rankings are teams' projected success in the 2026 season.
>>154530648its a really trash non ball knowledge ranking, I'm not even trying to troll its really bad, it's like you just started watching football last season and you get all your information from ESPN
Joe Bussy
>>154530634Probably somewhere with a lot of Mexicans so literally anywhere these days. Going to make tacos after work.>>154530648>Does /nfl/ think this accurateNo
Imagine being a Bills fanBills Most improved position: Safety>The Bills got younger at the safety position after dealing with injuries last season. They signed C.J. Gardner-Johnson and Geno Stone (7thR) before drafting Jalon Kilgore in the 5th round. The starters are likely to be third-year player Cole Bishop (late 2ndR white guy) and Gardner-Johnson, but this room has some of the toughest competition for the final roster. Undrafted Sam Franklin Jr.'s special teams abilities and 5thR pick Jordan Hancock's potential to play nickel and safety should land them spots. -- Alaina Getzenberg
>>154530695Bills most improved position is draft lol, top 5 pick incoming
>>154530681>MexicansFun facr: Mexico does not celebrate Cinco de Mayo. It's a holiday created by Americans
>>154530710Don't care
>>154530604>>154530247Bryce Young had 4 games last season with 200+ yards passing.
>>154530717Cinco de Mayo parties are all white people with a bunch of good looking chicks. You'll have several by you tonight and you'll probably have a good time and get laid
>>154530731That's not true, tons of Mexicans and mexican-americans celebrate it in the United States
>>154530678Better not throw his back out if you know what I mean.
Good news for Darnold: Seattle returns the entire OL even all the backups that saw snaps
>>154530772Tell what city you're in and I'll easily find you parties that are all white with tons of hot chicks for you to go to. I'm just helping you out bro. If you can't go out tonight for work or something then I understand but if you can go out don't blow it
>>154530818This is one of the weirder larps I've seen on here.
AJ Who?
>>154530864Good afternoon DiannaGassing up some literal who isn't going to convince Howie to put himself in cap hell for peanuts either
>>154530848What is so weird to you? Last Cinco de Mayo I drove around to 6 different huge Cinco de Mayo parties 1) was by the city at the city park - all white people (and our Mexican district is nearby but none showed up, they have their own Mexican restaurants which I didn't visit)2) went to 5 more Cinco de Mayo parties. All 5 where huge outdoor parties with a band. All white people..all 5 of these were by "Mexican" restaurants run by white people All of these had 100+ people and were a lot of fun. Don't blow it
>>154530886I've actually be calling all the reports in the last year or whatever bullshit (which they were, no one actually knew what they'd do), but the Lemon pick has me feeling it's likely AJ is gone.The thing is, and it's always been this way, it all depends on what he can get. Howie is absolutely not trading him for less than a 1st. And if it's the Pats it'll have to be more than just a 1st, because their pick is expected to be late.
>>154530942This made me remember the weird minute or so the Eagles somehow entered my dreams last night. Something about how Lemon had a career ending injury or some other shocking news like that. I never remember my dreams unless something reminds me of them like this and it's still kinda blurry
>>154531077I think it's likely you were drugged and raped by Hurts. He does that but he's gentle, his motto is they call me hurts but it's painless.
DJ Reader to the Giants
>>154531093That would explain why asshole is so raw (been rubbing several times over the last 30 minutes) and why now poo is just plopping out of my bottom as I type this going #2. Thanks, Jalen
>>154531126Anytime, bro.
>>154531101As the new asst D-lime coach or as an 11-year veteran in the locker room?
>>154531101Rip, acl tear by week 7
>>154530634More like cinco de DRINKO!!! Haha
Got some people saying Cornerback is no longer a roster weakness for the Rams -- for the first time since they traded away Jalen Ramsey
>>154531158I'm not a big fan of margaritas or tequila but a lot of people are, including my buddy I just texted to go out with me tonight
>>154530224Three time spelling bee champion Mina Kimes
How good is Dante Fowler? Has he definitively 'solved' Seattle's hole at edge, or is he more like a Kupp who's going to be a veteran in the locker room and teach up the young edges they have?
>>154530661Nice projection. Care to post yours? I bet I've been watching football longer than you. ;)>>154530681Thanks for the feedback! I guess we'll just have to see.
>>154531194You're taking your buddy out for drinks?
Going all in on a Super Bowl run while they still got the band together (Broncos re-signed 17 of their 21 free agents)>receiver Jaylen Waddle (1stR, 3rdR) was their desired move after a quarter of their drives ended in three-and-outs last season.>The hope is Waddle also unlocks the deep part of the field for quarterback Bo Nix, who had a 38.7% completion rate on attempts of 20 or more yards last season
>>154531269Going to hit some parties.. inviting him so I don't have to go alone. It's a mixed bag as he's not a good wingman, he gets really shy around girls but all my other options tonight are girls I don't want to fuck and all they do is cockblock me when I go out with them so going alone is better than them
NFL Quarterbacks I would take over Jalen Hurts in 2026: (in no order) >1. Jayden Daniels>2. Dak Prescott>3. Matthew Stafford >4. Brock Purdy>5. Sam Darnold>6. Patrick Mahomes>7. Justin Herbert >8. Bo Nix>9. Joe Burrow >10. Lamar Jackson >11. Trevor Lawrence >12. Josh Allen>13. Drake Maye>14. Jared Goff>15. Jordan Love>16.Caleb Williams >17. Baker Mayfield
>>154531381thanks for including my qb :)
>>154531286>waddle wears 17>17 games a season>17 months from the saints superbowl to Sean payton officially being suspended for a season>17 surgeries on no bix's ankle>Bronocs play a thrusday night game on September 17thCursed number, hopefully nothing bad happens :^)
>>154531381Depends on the offense we run and our personnel. If we had a great OL and loaded with stars at the skill positions, we could use him as a Tebow like player like PHI does But my team doesn't have much talent on offense so if we got Hurts I would just make plans to do something else this season
>>154531381REMINDER: Tyler Shough as a rookie could handle more complicated concepts in Kellen Moore's offense than Jalen Hurts could.
>>154531333So you want to get laid, you don't want to go with your girlfriends because you don't want to have sex with them, so you're inviting your male companion who doesnt want to talk to anyone but you and will make it harder for women to talk to you and you're going to get him drunk
>>154531247Here you go here are my off season power rankings, Honestly I should have put Seattle in A but this is my unbiased view at this moment until week 1 of the season
>>154531286He stole my boy Troy's number
green gay is finishing 4th in the division
>>154531611I'm finishing 1st in your mouth and last in your butt
>>154531611I could see it desu, the vikings could be a little bit better
>>154531553Saints aren't the clear worst team in the nfcsouth, if they are D falcons should be D, or at least put the saints at C because they played well at the end of the season. Also bucs are clearly on the decline. I'd put them in C.
>>154531381>dick poopscott>cock turdy>blo dix>fake gay>manlove>gayleb>faker fraudfield
>>154531686No way, the vikings are in free-fall. They need to commit to a full rebuild.
>>154531696I agree, but as of this moment this is what it is. I am hot on the Ain'ts, I see Kellen Moores Vision coming together but the Failcons also have a very talented roster too, we will see if Stefanski was being held back by the browns owner ship and GM now that he has a much better roster on paper, time will tell
>>154531765>falcons have a very talented rosterYeah but they have pooa and penis jr.
>>154531553I have hope that some teams will escape the D F tier this year but yeah pre-season this is as good a ranking as any. A huge amount of my nitpicks with other lists is the jockying over the 3-12 spots so making A tier huge is a respectable choice.
>>154531867Yeah thanks, I could see lots of F teams go all the way to C easily and vice versa, the field is pretty wide open and it's gonna be a fun season
>>154531553sleepin on my bengies
>>154532058This, people need to wake up and realize they're shit
>>154531553
DJ Reader has signed a 2-year deal with the Giants
>>154532144Pretty good I would bump the bengals down 1 and move the bronkeks and chargies up 1
>>154532144Drop every AFC team in A 1 spot, as well as the eagles and bears. None of them are that good.
>>154531381Hurts blows but let's be fair: he did put up a fun performance in both Super Bowls he was in. Other than the fumble 6 that cost his team one of them, he played well above his normal standard in both. It would be fun to see the Eagles reward him by letting him go nuts and air it out, at least for just one season. With Lemon added, this could be a good year to do it
>>154532408All the teams in A are better than all the teams in B though
>>154532144>>154532531Broncos in B with all those other AFC frauds in A has to be a joke.
>>154532144don't know why everyone thinks the ravens are contenders this year. they sucked last year and i have no reason to believe under the new staff they will suddenly be juggernauts. Bears and pats were meme teams last year who will regress to the mean. Panthers, colts and bucs are aggressively mid and the cowboys will be better than you think
>>154532593>>154532623I don't think the Ravens are necessarily the top of that tier but I trust them more than the teams in B.I think the Bears are more likely to stay as contenders than the Pats.The Broncos and Cowboys are total frauds. I agree that the Bucs are also frauds, they're borderline and I definitely could have put them in C.
>>154532623Defense wins Championships and Minter is a Defensive Genius, but I agree the Ravens will never win with La Meme
The Kansas City Geezers
>>154530648>S tierLooks good to me>A tierMove the Texans down to B at the very least. Huge questions at QB.>B tierMove everyone but the Chargers and Bengals down to C. Replace those 4 with the Pats, Broncos and Lions
>>154531546Ha. Of the female friends, talked to one this morning and she's all moody/in a pissy mode. Another I just got of the phone with and she's going to two parties tonight, one with one of her other friends, the other she's looking for someone to go with. Problem with these two is they are r needy when you go out with them. They need a lot of attention, you basically can't walk off. All in all, they have poor track records as a wingman. The guy friend I'm taking about, despite his flaws as a wingman he's still better than those two chicks. >your male companion who doesnt want to talk to anyone but you and will make it harder for women to talk to you and you're going to get him drunkI'm not going to get him drunk, the opposite actually. This dude has trouble holding his alcohol which ruined everything the last time we went out for a big party holiday (he got so drunk he wondered off and passed out somewhere and I had to Uber home). He doesn't make it harder to meet women because he doesn't mind if I wander off to socialize. He's shy with girls but fine enough to hold his own without needing me at his side like the girls need. The mistake I made today was the two random girls I talked to who were excited about Cinco de Mayo but I didn't attempt to get their number or ask them out (work setting with both so not simple)
>>154530648You're too low on the cowboys
>>154533295t. Cowshitsfag
>>154531232From what I'm hearing he'll be a solid starter. We didn't need a superstar anyways, and rotate the D-line frequently. Something that makes me optimistic is that he's coming from the same defense and coaches that we got Demarcus Lawrence from, so there does seem to be good compatibility >>154531553Why would you demote the Seahawks to A tier? They haven't gotten worse in any area. Our O-line is going to have more experience working together, and Sam Darnold has been building confidence and experience with the offense. The only big question mark is how the offensive coordinator will be, but all of his experience with offense has been coming up under the same west coast system
>>154533295Was thinking same thing. They freaking loaded up on defense with two new exciting DEs plus Caleb Downs, all under under an exciting new DC
load up on this bussy
>>154533878They have the worst corners in the league
>>154533731>Of the players the Seahawks lost in free agency, Boye Mafe was the one they had yet to replace. Enter Fowler, who has ties to DC Aden Durde after playing for him in Dallas and Atlanta. Seattle didn’t have to force a draft pick at this spot with Fowler as a strong veteran option.420+ likes·7 hours agoBradyHenderson · XESPN Seahawks reporter
>>154533926A perpetual /nfl/ habit, I reckon.
Diggs did nothing wrong
>>154533945Hopefully so as that will make for some fun Brokeback Mountain style buttrapings
>>154533731>>154533980The Seahawks still have 32m in cap space, I was expecting a bigger bite. Are they saving money for the trade deadline or signing their drafted rookies next year? I know a bunch of contracts with witherspoon and JSN start low and begin ramping up later, is that the idea here?
>>154533980That's the idea, is that he's decent, while still being cheap and will have better immediate impact than any of the rookies in this draft. Were likely just stalling for time before drafting for the position in next years draft. Wouldn't be the end of the world either if we found one more cheap free agent
Please, please let the retardinals go 0-17
>>154534179I don't pretend to know much about the technical details with the contracts, but there's nothing ruling out that we go for another later in this offseason. Especially now that we've addressed need, not *needing* someone else but possibly wanting someone instead will give us more strength in negotiations
I hate every team except for the team that I root for
>>154534230oh yeah they have like 17 picks in next years supposedly loaded as fuck draft, the plan must be to just grab this dude as a stopgap to keep the SB window open until then
The fact that the Vikings never won a Superbowl is hilarious
>>154534254>be dogshit>get rewarded by having the toughest schedule by farThey have to run through the NFC North, AFC West and then their own division twice.
definitive, binding, ironclad, official /nfl/ team tier list
>>154534372Kangs are at 546 wins now, still no rangs kek
>>154534339Pretty much. Jon Schneider has said that they deliberately traded a lot of their picks for this draft for trades, because they knew this draft was weaker (we still got 8 picks from trade downs though). It's next season though that we're stacking up on because it's supposedly an amazing draft class
>>154534421Their division is the reason it's so hard, a handful of last place opponents doesn't make up for three of the best NFL teams twice
>>154534372its crazy that the raiders and dolphins have been dogshit for 25+ years and are still in the top half of total wins
>>154534372impressive list of absolute shit teams
>>154534496Eight of those teams were in the playoffs and one was in the Superbowl
>>154534469It doesn't help that the 4th place teams for the NFC West this year are the Lions and Saints. At least they get the Jets in a tank bowl
>>154534569Christ that didn't even occur to me. Both of those teams could win their division and no one would be surprised
Seahawks signing their first major free agent add this offseason: the Cowboys DE Dante Fowler Jr. to a 1-year deal worth up to $5M if all incentives are met. Fowler Jr., 31, recorded 24 pressures, 10 hurries, 7 QB knockdowns, 3 sacks, 3 PBU, all while only playing 32% of the snaps in the 17 games he played (11 as the starter). Added 15 total tackles, 10 solo, 4 TFL, 3 sacksHe started the first 8 games of the season, playing over 40% of the snaps in 4 of them. 8Last 9 games his % of snaps collectively went down and he only started 3 of them
>>154530634Rams casa
Is Ladd a real one?
>>154534613How do these fanbases even dislike each other? Neither existed until like ten years ago
>>154534029>DiggsNOT Guilty. Who hires Diggs as a one year merc?
>>154530634
>>154534662I hate the Rams for winning a SB right after moving to LA in a money grubbing move. They got all the bandwagon fans from LA by being winners and now the Chargers are stuck in hell, close enough for original fans to drive to the game and stuck sharing a stadium with the most plastic team and fans in the league.
>>154534707>I hate the Rams cause they winhoesmad.jpg
>>154534662it's a fight between two rasms, chorgers don't exist
>Reggie bush averaged 8.7 yards per carry in his final season at collegelol tf
>>154534372>dallass
>>154534798Say that again puto
>>154534662Just have your AFC team and your NFC team, root for them both to go to the Super Bowl, and whoever wins , wins the city's heart that year. Also, what is Cinco de Mayo like as a Mexican? That would be like Japan having a Murica Stereotype Day where they all act like jackasses mocking Americans in big Cowboy hats drinking Bud Light and grilling burgers and saying sarcastically "I John Wayne-san, part-nah, ha ha" as they all laugh. Would you want to go to that if you were in Japan?
>>154534759I hate them because they won exactly when they didn't deserve to win. They needed at least a few years to build a culture. Now their culture's poisoned at the root.
>>154534871lost the game right thereim always shocked when i see clips from this game and my chargies were up at anypointfelt like they were getting demolished the whole game
>>154534662>Neither existed until like ten years agoNeither fan base exists now
>>154534984It was the only enjoyable game from last year to be very desuwa. Fun fact, I think this was like the 5th longest in air pass of the year
>>154534887>Would you want to go to that?Yes. I'd eat karaage, watch baseball, and catch a J-Rap show. Just like Americans do.
>>154535088I only know baseball. I know Japan is considered 4A+ and has produced players the NFL mind can't even fathom recently. Their league does have cool names and I've seen a general for it on here that was all into it which is why I looked up their team names in the first placekaraage - I thought I was a huge foodie and I have never heard of it. You have impressive food knowledge catch a J-Rap show - that is bands I have never heard of: Kreva, Zorn, KOHH, Awich, and Chanmina. You really know your musical genres. I'm impressed
>>154534899Los Angeles Rams has had great culture longer than you've been alive. I grew up to it in the 80s and admired it from across the country. And the generation before me and before that and before that all had great Los Angeles Rams cultureDo you think everyone is 20 like you are?
>>154531381Look at the logo this year retard. Its Eagles vs Broncos with Eagles winning. Just wait till you see the numbers Hurts puts up.
>>154535272What culture, what are they even known for besides the GSoT and moving back and forth every 20 or so years?>signing old joe namath>getting crushed by the Steelers>some guy playing a full season with a broken leg>3 (three, tres trois, san, dwei) points in a super bowl
>>154535321nta but the Fearsome Foursome Rams are important in NFL history. Deacon Jones literally coined the term "sack"
>>154534887Mexicans in Mexico don’t celebrate May 5th
>>154535321>>154535321I didn't get diehard into football until the 90s, I was MLB Cardinals fan in the 80s (they were awesome, All Stars at every position). My whole family is from StL. We all love the StL Cardinals NFL team as it matches the legendary MLB team. Rams replacing the Cardinals in StL was not popular with my generation or the one before us. I did have a cousin like 15 years younger that was a StL Rams fan. Everyone else shunned them and stuck to Cardinals and Blues. The next generation now all bandwagons the Chiefs and that's what you see sold at storesRams in the 80s: They went to the playoffs every year from 73 to 89 except 3... they were big timeI remember Dickerson then Everett then Jerome Bettis. All 3 of these were legendary figures at the time beloved by all, as far as my little kid mind could tell. I was big into collecting baseball cards at the time but I'd swipe important cards from other sports and that included Dickerson, Everett, Bettis. They were on the cover of Sports Illustrated all that. Was one of the most popular franchises in the 80s. Everett I believe was one of the few able to knock Joe Montana out in the playoffs
>>154535361And now we have gay shit like QB hurries or QB pressures or "almost a sack but not really", I fucking hate PFF
>>154534887>he doesn’t know Japan has westernboos and consume Wild West movies
jamarcus russell 2.0
>>154535449look at that jawline
>>154535466he's such a nerd cosplaying as a jock
>>154535501don't fuck with him
>>154535471>ban evading
>>154535522try me
>>154535501Me when I go to McDonald's and the guy in front of me bought the last mcrib
>>154535449This is the coach.N
Sherrone Moone Cricket
how will they keep him happy?
>>154535449Buy an ad
>>154535599Have a rotation of bulls to fuck Brittany on the field
>>154535618Get your mind out of the gutter, anon
>>154535449His throwing mechanics are good, his arm is accurate but not special, he has good size and ok scrambling ability. The main drawback is he didn’t make a ton of reads in college and they were all half field reads. I’m sure they can teach him to throw more than screens and back shoulder fades so it’s just going to be about processing speed and surviving pressure. He’s not a good enough scrambler to roll out whenever he feels heat.
>>154535321the rams horns are iconic. first to paint their helmets.
>>154535671>I’m sure they can teach him to throw more than screens and back shoulder fadesImaoio9oo
Travis is a fat, lazy bastard
Looks like we're probably not getting replacement ref slop
>>154535722Thank god
>>154535722the NFL better have not caved in and removed the additions to make refs more accountable. would rather suffer through replacement refs for a season so reffing afterwards would improve
>>154535449jamarcus russell was like Anthony Richardson, generational wow traits but all raw (in Jamarcus' case it was wow size, he was like putting Andre the Giant at QB). Even AR had mechanics much better than Cam which were much better than Jamarcus. Jamarcus would be the opposite of Mendoza. Mendoza would be like....taking Indiana from nothing to the Natty? He's basically the biggest hero of this century, if not all time. So sometime that with the playing style of....hmmm....
>>154535722gay
>instead of working, i spent 6 hours playing a video game where you rearrange a library ive lost control of my life
>>154535811What game?
>>154535811What kind of books, what type of sorting system did you use?
dan fouts gotta be the most underrated qb, this is worse than brees's saints defenses
>>154535811Go to therapy, don't complain to strangers on a Kyrgyzstani macaroni art forum.
>>154535950>Dan FoutsMore like "I've Doubts"
Eagles have been busy>The most action has been at receiver for the Eagles after drafting Makai Lemon, trading for Dontayvion Wicks (500yd/5 TD a year guy), and signing Hollywood Brown and Elijah Moore (little 500yd a year guy with blistering 4.35 speed). But that's in part about trying to offset the expected departure of A.J. Brown. >At tight end, meanwhile, Philly selected Eli Stowers in the second round and inked veteran Johnny Mundt and Stone Smartt (All-Name-Team) to one-year contracts. Add the re-signing of Dallas Goedert and the Eagles have built out a talented tight ends room with more diverse skill sets than a year ago. -- Tim McManus
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>>154535950brees and carr played under terrible defenses
>>154535950>We got Dan Fouts at home
>>154536070Niggas got torches by sam darnold
>>154535722Sounds good to me
>>154536051God the Broncos can't catch a break with the Jags. I don't know why
>>154536110And somehow the Cowboys wanted to take both our starting corners. If the defense shits the bed again next year, Shula needs to go.
>>1545360515 years in a row against the Jest? What the fuck
It's ogre for the Saints, Browns and Jets. Top10 picks yet again
All AFC West teams except the Queefs make the playoffs this yearScreenshot this
>>154536264This is the best timeline
the faggot rams are getting 3rd in their division
>>154536264Queefs are just too old. They had their run, the age of the zoomer is here
>>154536051The chorgers?
9 of 14 teams who made the playoffs carried a fullback on the roster FB was on brink of extinction but made a comeback as a third of the league had a FB last year
>>154536382This might blow your mind but the Broncos are in the same division as the Chargers
>>154536453Patriots Most improved position: Fullback>Signing seven-year veteran Reggie Gilliam to a three-year, $10.8 million deal was a decisive move early in free agency to add more toughness in the running game. The Patriots hope Gilliam has a similar impact for them as he did with the Bills in 2025, when he helped running back James Cook lead the NFL with 1,621 rushing yards. -- Mike Reiss
>>154536453A. Prentice is the best
>>154536453My Raidies got a fullback for Jeanty, he's gonna run for 2000 yards
This will be Joe Burrows 7th season. Andrew Luck retired after his 7th season (included one missed for injury)
>>154535811Kinda based ngl
>>154530224>>154531200which nfl coach is mina kimes fucking?
>>154535811Legendary stuff
>>154536558luck was reckless but sturdy. joe reddit is made of glass
Jon Ritchie and Zack Crockett were raiders legends at FB
>>154535722my team might manage to eke out a few wins this year
>>154536477As a rookie last year, TreVeyon Henderson, only played 46% of the offensive snaps yet had 1,132yds, 10 TD, 1 fumble and finished 3rd in ORoY behind Tyler Shough and Tetairoa McMillan
>>154536705based Jon Ritchie mention
>>154536705You now remember Tyrone Wheatley. Coincidentally hes also the RB coach at Illinois.
>>154536667Joe Brrr is better and more clutch than that discord mod
>>154536934Tyrone wheatley and charlie garner
>>154537250Based Tim Brown getting down field as a willing blocker.
>>154537338
>>154536774Guess who finished #4? #5 was Emeka Egbuka who had 947 yards, 6 TD, the 2nd WR taken in the draft after Tetairoa McMillanSo 4 of top 5 in the NFC, 3 in NFCS, 1 in NFCE2 of 5 from Ohio State2 of the Top 3 QB drafted (the two white ones)
Why though?
Kubiak didn't even use this guy this last year in Seattle. The back up is still Drew Lock so he could get traded to the Dolphins (Archane) or Cardinals (Love) or someone depending on what the new OC thinks:>New offensive coordinator Brian Fleury (49ers Run game coordinator) is likely to call more dynamic plays than Klint Kubiak, who is now the head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. Milroe could be a legitimate option to be an RPO threat for certain schemes, especially with new rookie running back Jadarian Price in the backfield.
>>154537646Steelers would be fun
>>154536513this. he even dabbed on raidercucks when he scored the tuddle.
>>154537754Damn, they must've been a great playoff team that year, beating the mighty raiders
>>154535914If he's not using the dewey decimal system he doesnt know book
>>154537773no, it's just funny that the raiders are that terrible where an expired position can score on them.
>>154536382chorgers match up really well against the bronkuks, the way the bronkuks match really well against the queefs. finna be a fun year in the afcw this year, sans the raidditors
>>154537405You guys remember Rocket Ismail? Spent his first 2 years with Raiders. Started for same college as Tim Brown
everybody doubting on my titans
>>154537801That was the highlight of the chargers season, I see
AFC Champions
How many people browse this genny on the off-season? Vs the preseason and start and so on.
>>154537880>Fernandpoo MenBlowsHim
>>154537845James Jett, Ismail, Gault, Fernandez, Hobbs for a short while, Ethan Horton at TE
>>154537905Bolievers. or should i say, Boknowers.
>>154537905It's a habit. After the SB there's at least 2 good weeks of posting about it. Then, it's not THAT long until free agency. Then, it's not THAT long until the draft. Then, it's not THAT long until the schedule release. Then, it's not THAT long until June 1. Then, before you know it, it's July and you're waiting for preseason
>>154537905NFL is all still at work deciding on this last portion of free agency and trades to get their rosters in order. Then they get off for summer before fall camp starts when school starts back up
>>154537905Oh goodness, I thought you said "how do people browse this genny" not "how many". I'm such a retard
>>154537880Poopiano Memenaldo
>>154537880I can't stop staring into his dreamy eyes lovingly
While everyone else was partying and having sex, Mendoza studied ball
>>154537939>this is what botards actually believe
>>154535897Librarian: Tidy Up the Arcane Library>>154535914Magic books and you have magic powers to help you
if it's not about money, what is it about?
Cousins is the odds on favorite to.atart the first half of the season before Mendoza takes over with an o/u of 2,350.5 passing yards and 12.5 TD. So 4701 yds, 25 TDs if he played all season
>>154538122>steeler player leaving to Arizona >again
>>154537905/nfl/ becomes as fast as some stickies during the season. off season it's comfy but still moves well
>>154538122The dry desert air will be good for him and the desert will perfect for his spiritual retreats, meditation, and peyote trips as he listens to the Doorshttps://youtu.be/kszS7vjA808
>>154538122The steelers arnt slobbering on his asshole enough. He feels frustrated mentally (See: sexually), and disrespected. Typical petty fagman shit that is oh so typical of their kind.
>>154538122He just wants attention, nothing new
>>154538250Rodgers, Stafford, Darnold...would be a a fun Age 29+ Division. And Purdy is wise for his years
>>154538122His wife that's real she just goes to a different school in Canada doesnt want him to play for Shitsburp because it gives her the ick
>>154538061-t. buck broken jeetkaner
>>154538370Top Gun 3: The Arizona Ace
>>154537405Stupid ass jannies broke webms on mobile
>>154538419You forgot the >, your post now implies you are the guy you mentioned
Break this bussy on mobile
>>154538490terveisin. seething jeetkaner
>>154538532jeetkaner this bussy
Bo will be fiiinnne
>>154538532>terveisinwtf language is that, speak English, botard
Did AJB get traded yet?
>>154538644he's not getting traded.
>>154535811And now i am going to download this
What a shit class
>>154538652he's not happy in philly
>>154538652Traded and backed out of the deal when?
Brandon Aiyuk is among the league's most polarizing figures right now. The the wide receiver is in a bitter dispute with the franchise that shows no signs of getting better anytime soon. Most believe he will join the Washington Commanders at some stage, but everything remains under a cloud until further notice.
this bussy is polarizing
This is what the Giants DL is going to do to people this season https://youtube.com/shorts/InKHQAdiago
My GOAT so tuff
Fill in the blank. Mahomes with _______ is unbeatable.
>>154539524
>>154539573Mahomes doesn't get special treatment just because teams are forced to PI his receivers so he doesn't get the chance to score on them.
>>154539524this bussy
>>154538370nfc west? heh, more like UNC WEST
>>154539491That other little emaciated african twig arm will be taken to snap city in due time.
I know why you're here, Dak. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone.
>>154539707Nah, that's you
>>154539742stfu boy yall talk so crazy on this webpage like yall are somthin LOL
Clean up, aisle: my drawls
>had 2 hours to think of a good comeback >uses the most generic comeback possible Just like Bo, nothing to show for
>trevon diggs is posting workout videos trying to get a team to sign himwhat happened? i thought he was good. why is he still a free agent?
>>154538742Why are people assuming he even wants to play again? I doubt he's even touched a football since he got injured
>>154540119>i thought he was good. Because he played for the Cowboys so talking heads would hype him up more than any other mid dude.>why is he still a free agent?I think he got hurt and sucked a dildo or something. Below average dude with baggage and an ego.
>>154539798>>154539895>stallions>>>/sp/ufl/
Zzzzz
>>154540275it's so weird when people sleep with their clothes on
>>154540308It's not weird when you have a comfortable Sleep Number bed
>>154540308>nothing to contain your dick secretions, ass juices, and sweat your sheets must STINK
If you watch Sex in the City you are a shoot homosexual
>>154540370Most people will wash their sheets when they're dirty.
>>154540396>not watching it for prime kim cattrallfag
>>154540417>it's okay to shit your pants as long as you wash them you people are disgusting savages
>>154540119>>154540249He was never good lolJust a gambling shitter that had a run of int luck for one season but could never cover
>>154538669Oh really? Did he say that?
jerry ain't fucking around this season
>>154540417>>154540436I haven't washed my sheets in about a year although I only sometimes sleep naked. Whenever I sleep my blanket is always wet for some reason. How often should one wash them?
>>154540480>Sathya BalakumarSAAAAAR
>>154538122Dov's posts are turboslop. He's figured out the right formula of ragebait to get maximum engagement but also reading any of his posts is guaranteed to give you some amount of brain damage. Plus for some reason he appears to either post here or pay someone to do so, either of which is certifiably insane behavior.
>>154540480ALL IN>MY ASS
>>154540484You should wash your sheets once a month
>>154540496>he appears to either post here or pay someone to do so, either of which is certifiably insane behavioryou're being hysterical
>>154540488>even pajeets are adopting the broccoli head WHY?HY?
Is shitting your pants and stomping on the ground when you don't get your way secretly keyed?
>>154540425>prime Kim CattrallIf I want to see that, I’ll watch Mannequin.
>>154540519Well either that, or the anon that posts screenshots of his tweets with a bit of text in basically his exact voice is off the charts autistic.
>>154540628Zoomer qbs could never download this type of information
>>154540628top cringe
>>154540628what is going on here?
Ayo what is nine up to this time of year?
>>154537646>Milroe for Archane or LoveNo way we would get Love for our 3rd stream QB lmao probably not Archane either, but you never know with bad teams like Miami. I just think Miami would be trading their whole offense to get rid of Archane
>>154540691Charades QB edition?
>>154540533
>>154540691A MNF game is still ongoing.
https://youtu.be/4gA5iaZ11lU?si=z_u4RXNnE8ICLtSl
>>154540488now that's a fella who looks like he knows his cannons.
>>154541079https://youtube.com/shorts/ZQ4cSx90Fe4?si=I--4ki639JiUBHjx
>>154541141those, unfortunately for Bo, are all deep spiritual losses.
>>154541079>>154541141How are you literally always onDo you ever have time to even just like, watch a movie
>>154536264Boring and cringe
>>154541226You are on at all times. If I check /nfl/ during breakfast, you are on. If I check it during lunch, there you are. If I check it while having a midnight stack, there he is. The most recent postI'm not even lameshaming, it's your life, and you're probably not very good at anything. Might as well shitpost. But I just don't understand, functionally, how you're literally always on, or how it can be enjoyable. Like literally your whole life is /nfl/. Again, not judging. It's just crazy, especially for a kiwi. You're clearly an insane retard. But again, to each their own
>>154530648>>154531553>>154532144/nfl/ is so embarrassingly reactionary, you guys never learn and have the memory of a goldfish, all that ever matters is last season. Yeah the Chiefs are now confirmed mid for life, you know ball. Just embarrassing
>>154541268tbf I think it's more just contrarianism bc the Chiefs are so hated
>>154541278Trust me, it isn't. Those people genuinely believe that and will unironically be shocked when the best quarterback in the league on a highly competent franchise isn't doomed to mediocrity because they finally got a super bowl hangover after going five times in seven years and three times in a row.There is a difference between hating a team and being retardedly delusional, and there is a difference between "here is my actually substantive take where I literally believe this, please engage" and obvious shitposting. If you're unironically logging on to say the Chiefs are shit, just fuck off. Keep it in your illiterate mongoloid groupchat
WRs and corners are overrated. Oline and dline are the only positions that matter.
Bo his getting his asshole ankle blasted right now. Now THAT is one epic melty.
>>154541307>queefies have lost a ton of talent Not even true, the only names we lost are guys like declining McDuffie, which was expected, and scrappy dime-a-dozen Leo Chanel types, and we drafted really well to not only fill those holes but possibly even improve on them. It's a normal turnover, not a "ton" of talent, the core team is the same, with the addition of a real running game now, which will make a huge difference, and more help on defenseThe only question is how soon Mahomes comes back and if he'll be in good form, but it's safe to assume that with all the best medical care and being Mahomes, who won a super bowl on turf toe, he'll be recovered enough to come back within five weeks and competeI just feel like we deserve way more benefit of the doubt, we don't go to the super bowl one year and now we're in everyone's C and D tiers with the *checks notes* Cardinals Just be for real
>>154541345>we drafted really wellThat didnt happen.
>>154541348In your head exclusively, it's been universally graded A
>>154541356>It's been universally graded Akek Statyfags will never learn.
>>154541358>All that matters is my headcanon!Yeah I know
>>154541361Go to bed statmutt
>>154541380Sorry, but did you read that this blog said that losing all those guys was an A+ grade?
>>154541380>>Trent McDuffieDo you remember what happened to Sneed when he left? Remember how he was going to be a HUGE BLOW, and then he went to the Titans and became immediately irrelevant? We literally breed these cornerbacks and DBs because we have the best defensive coordinator-defensive backs coaching combo in the league, and they only play this well when they're with us. And we just drafted the two top cornerback prospects in the draft. The problem is solved, trust me>>Jaylen WatsonJourneyman CB btw not a blow>>Bryan CookJourneyman / depthI know you want to make a big deal out of this but it's just not a big deal, sorry
>>154541404Isn't your DB coach in jail
Anybody ever say, "It's time to buss down in bussy town?"I don't.
>>154541380Now that the Chiefs have a run game they don't need a top 5 defense.
>>154541427Nah that's you
Didn't watch your webm of two Chiefs rings ago I fear
>>154541463Oh its true, its damn true.
Asterisk season btw
>>154540480>Dallas brahmassarsDO NOT REDEEM THE PLAYOFFSJERRY JEETS WHY DID U DID THATWHY DID U TRADE MICAH PANCHOD MOTHERBITCH I WILL BLOODY FUCK YOUR FAMILY EAGLE CHUTIA
>>154540480HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Chiefs offense has been like hot ass the last 2 years, am I really supposed to believe that Bienemy over Nagy and adding Kenneth Walker is that big of a deal? The defense is also still heavily reliant on Chris Jones and he's been looking checked out
>broncos have Indian fans wearing durkadurkas on their heads>jerruh hired an actual indian data thief>russell wilson looks like an indianI hate goodell so goddamn much
>>154541488Why would making significant literal changes not be a “big deal”“Hm this offense was hot ass, welp let’s do everything we can to change that by adding a real running back room and changing the OC”>ERMMMM WELL HOLD ON, AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS CHANGES ANYTHING?? ISN’T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK??
Chiefs chadsBronco bitchesCharger chudsRaider retardsAnd your division??
>>154540480hol up
>>154535567>be the coal>pay the toll
>>154541610Queefs were never chads, they literally needed the most egregious refball of all time just to make it to the superb owlNow Eli Manning on the other hand...
>>154541659Shitdoor.... not like this..
>>154533210it's ogre for Stroud. feels bad man
>>154537250L2, L2, O, R1
>>154540436Well in this instance you would be shitting in your pants in your bed instead of just shitting in your bed.
If any team had this schedule and came out with a winning record they'd be considered amazing
People are too low on the Raiders and Giants and too high on the Bills and Lions
>>154541889If Stroud gets benched and Wills plays you guys are going to the Superbowl
>>154542357
>>154542356Well that’s just a statement a retarded person would make.
nfl? gay "sport"
>>154540119Once you see the training on dry grass video you know it’s over
Remember when the niggles cut skattebos career short
>>154542501never happened
>>154541356Not universally
>>154542427Who are the current gay players?
Kind of insane what happened to Diggs and what the narrative was around it when the story first broke. Women really just make shit up like that and expect the system to just side with them, and up until a point it actually did. Thankfully they had video evidence of that dumb bitch dancing like 10 minutes after the alleged felony assault.
>>154536774>Tyler ShoughAnyone that gave a first place vote to the second best rookie QB shouldn't get an awards vote anymore
my bearsies :)
>>154542501He was compensated with pizza and cheese steaks so it's fine
>>154542523>
You know how on /fit/ guys got so into analyzing the male body that they turned gay? I imagine the NFL has that sort of phenomenon with guys miring each others tackles and speed. The athletic cup is to prevent the television audience from noticing all the hard ons they're running around with
>>154542501No.
>>154542953>hard ons they're running around withNo way their cocks are hard while playing, the blood is needed elsewhere. However, they all definitely get hard ons after the game
>>154542341Yikes. 3 wins, max.
When did relevance pass the Philadelphia Eagles by?
>>154540542No. You watch Porky's.
>>154543029Do you have any idea how hard it is to sustain a top 5 performance in the NFL year after year? Tom Brady was a fucking freak and he changed people's expectations for what success looks like. Hall of Fame QBs prior to brady would have like 2 total "runs" at a championship to be remembered by
when will the league take us seriously?
Rammies got rookie minicamp this weekend
>>154543214when you don't win a mickey ring
>>154543041>top 5 performance in the NFL year after year?If the Eagles are always a top 5 NFL team, why do their fans want Sirianni gone?
>makes /nfl/ piss and shit itself the king is back, baby
HE'S A PSYCHO OF PSYCHOMAHOMES IS EVERYTHING YOU WANTFOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS
>>154543340cringe
[Eagles Eric] NFL Contract Allocation by Position Group (doesn't include dead $)
>>154543284>their fans want Sirianni goneSome people do, some people don't. You're always going to find a subset of fans of any team that are like that.
why are they sending this vagina haver to interview fans instead of based louie?
>>154543340>the taggle dat turn da tide
>>154543340He's a gamer He's a ballerHe's a play maker And a shot callerAll he does is win
>>154542621I still believe he did it.>video evidence of that dumb bitch dancing like 10 minutes after the alleged felony assault.It was days, not minutes, after. But it's completely irrelevant anyway.
>>154543359If Mahomes wants to be the GOAT he's going to have to take a questionably legal paycut like Brady did.
>>154543359What the FUCK is their problem?
>it's may and the vikings still don't have a GM huh?
>>154543411Who's been making decisions since they fired their GM?
>>154543422louie
>>154543429Mmmmmm now that's a handsome young bussy gm
>>154542506I still laugh at some dude nobody has ever heard of named "Austin Mock" having an awful drft grade for some many good draft classes. I don't believe in credentials but what makes this guy a knowledgeable draft analyst? I'd be surprised if he ever watched more then 5 full games of Carson Beck before he gave out this grade pure highlight watching faggot. Probably sucks a lock of New York dick which is why he got a job at The Athletic/NY Times fat people are so fuckin disgusting
>>154543565You're such an autist lol why do you latch on to these random shitters? You did the same with Nix and Milroe and probably some other JAGs.
>gayders kek
>>154543359Man, you can really tell which teams have QBs on rookie deals
>>154543582>according to polymarketKys
>>154543565>my teamAll future hall of famers>your teamAll busts that will be in prison in 3 years
>>154543582Why are the Falcons so low when they play in a retard division? Any team in NFC South could make the playoffs by simply not shitting the bed as much as the other three teams.
>>154543591Kind of, but not entirely. The Cards, Dolphins, Jets, and Vikings have below-league-average QB spending but their starter this year is not on a rookie contract.
>>154543619Everyone overrates the Bucs every year, and everyone is overrating the Saints this year for some reason.
>>154543577>you did the same thing with NixI watched 20+ full games of his from both his Oregon and Auburn days you dumbass cazzie faggot. All of these screencaps are from before he was drafted and when all the big name draft analysts like Mel Kiper and Dane Brugler said he was a day 2 pick. You are a fucking dumbass mongrel and you have no idea how to evaluate talent. I guarantee you'll give me no credit for all this prep work I did and getting this prediction of Nix being a top 13 pick correctly you'll come up with some shit for brains cope like>Ermmmm ACKSHUALLY everyone thought that Kiwi!!!everything is obvious after the fact with cazzie mongrels apparently lmfao
>>154543671>same thingI wasn't comparing you to "Austin Mock" you sperg. I'm saying you're doing the same thing with Beck as you did with those other players. You've latched on with some weird autistic obsession to a handful of shitters.
>>154543681>handful of shittersIf Bo Nix is such a "shitter" why was he drafted inside the top 13 as I predicted and why has he won 25 games in just 2 seasons despite being drafted to a team in cap hell? Yea fucking retard you have no answer because you have shit for brains. again everyone is a genius after the fact. Everyone "saw Bo Nix success coming" after the fact but just apparently forgot to attach their names to their predictions before he was drafted kek It's gonna be hilarious when Carson Beck wins with the Cardinals and then I'll get flooded with "you know nothing Kiwi everyone thought he was gonna succeed" 2 years later. I'm used to it
>>154543681Are you having a Beck induced melty already?
>>154543622>VikingsI was about to bring up that JJ is on a rookie deal but then I remembered that the Vikings picked up Kyler lmao
>>154543717Blo Dix suck lol he's not a good quarterback. He'll stick around in the league as an average/below-average starter at best but that's his ceiling. He's been carried by an easy schedule, an elite defense, and a babby offense that relied on easy passes and YAC.All you have is "he got drafted high and his team has won games" lol that's nothing.
>>154543636>everyone is overrating the Saints this year for some reasonIt seems like people are assuming that Shough is going to make a huge leap this season
>>154543774>his team has won games" lol that's nothing.You have lost the plot
>>154543774You have no idea how to evaluate talent. Again people like you need the media to tell you what to believe which is why you'll never know ball. when the Broncos make the playoffs again this season you'll act mystified and ask >how does Bo keep getting carried?>why didn't i see this coming?>is Bo getting carried by his O line?and I'll just laugh at your cope
>>154543774If it's so easy why couldn't Russ do it?
>mahomo faked a season ending injury to protect his statswhat a pussy
>>154543595people put their money where their mouth is on polymarket while you just put dick in your mouth
>>154543619>tua>penixtheir QB situation is bad
>>154543781Mediocre QBs can win games on good teams
