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austin rivers putting draymond in his place
EMGOAT REVENGE TOUR>Rd 1: Conquer game 7 and Boston PTSD>Rd 2: Knicks '24 rematch and Kat vs Embiid beef>ECF: Beat Tobias Harris ('19-'24) or James Harden ('22-'23) or overcome Raptors PTSD (2019, I'm willing to give rapties the benefit of the doubt and not count '22 since scottie got hurt)>Finals: Beat OKC (Maxey vs SGA for best guard ITL, PG faces his old team, face former sixers McCain and Joe) or Spurs (Maintain big bro status over Wemby who Embiid dropped 70 on) or Wolves (Best scoring center of all time vs Best Defensive center of all time) or Lakers (stop LeBron from earning #5, PG vs LeBron)
wolves survived the sweep
I have finished analyzing the Wembanyama block footage. The official Bulgaria ruling is that he had 11 real blocks and one goal tend.
>>154532651apemond
>>1545327423 goaltends and one of them was a foul, get your eyes checked
>roach ruling
>>154532720I miss prime Ingles
>>154532742compromised
>>154532779The obvious goalted is on that bitchass nobody nigga where the ball bounced off the board. Which ones are the other two and which ones are the fouls?
bulgaria is compromised by big wembythere are no truth tellers left
don't be surprised when the lelkers win tonight. Lebeta and Reaves will definitely be getting more whistle than SGAy
I'm always objective, I even give the smelltics props when necessary.
Why are half the /nba/ posts avatarfagging and pol/int memespeak that was old a literal decade ago. Its the playoffs jfc this place always goes apeshit when jokic is out
who does germany never make a good post
>who does germany
>>154533019Because it sucks seeing a bunch of wannabe celebrities go at it in a basketball thread every fucking day. So yes im complaining
>>154532919lakers are gettin blown out of the building even with the massive ref helpim guessin austin reaves flops for 20 freethrows in the first half and ppl say "holy fuck" then they have to clean that up in the 2nd half and the game ends in a 30 point L
>>154532972Because about 40% of the people who post here are socially inept shut-ins that have been banned from every other part of the internet and those sites let you have a picture and names attached to your posts
Bulgarias a bitch
Bulgaria owns you.
>>154533110i haven't been outside for 31 days
how many chimpouts does apemond have left before his guaranteed hof spot becomes not so guaranteed as people wake up to him actually being dogshit
Mud hut doesn’t count as property
>>154533301he KO'd poole and nothing happened, he's got some sort of immunity, nothing to worry about
>>154532919i'd be shocked if the lakers get a win. would be fun though. okc thugs are favoured 15.5 points tonight
>>154532626>nashville grizzlies
Just get some bench darkskin to suplex SGAy on his neck.
>>154532626They actually moving to nashville?
>>154533410The intangible is that people play effort ball in the offs so you never know when a team will outperform their laziness
>>154533407His "immunity" is steph wanting him around. If steph ever grew out of the cuck role and threw his weight around draymond would be on his best bahavior
>>154533301He'd have to murder a jew to lose his HOF spot at this point. Nothing else sticks to him.
>>154532720dats rite
>>154533514Steph Curry is not a cuck
My Lakies are going to beat OKC fair and square and save us all from these blanda dorks.
My lackey is mad as hell.
the stench, do you smell it?
>Game 7 of the 76ers/Celtics series on May 2 averaged 11 million viewers on NBC/Peacock – the most-watched first-round Game 7 ever and the most-watched first-round game in 27 years.Joel Embiid is the main character of the NBA.
>>154533714I do
Why is nigga posting about his stench in here?
>>154533301it was over the second they gave him an all star nod
OKC about to break the single series point differential record.
>>154533918inb4 I wake up to OKC losing by 40
>>154533301never because he used to actually good but kerr and the warriors refuse to change their playstyle so they're still trying to force him as this "elite" small ball pf/c
it’s smells. the stench. its him.
If it wasn't for the refs not calling my illegal screens and hacking I'd be working at McDonald's or a male prostitute
>>154534093Drayboon...
the stench, he reeks of it
Bronny "Playoff Prince" James PlayoffsMust see TV
>>154534007absolute dawg
>>154532720if they end up losing 4-1 thats still a sweep
all i ask for is a close lakers okc game please
what even happened with reaves and drayboon
>>15453444772-43 at half
I'm going to the store. What do you guys want me to pick up for the Lakers game?
>>154534447should have asked for something more reasonable
>>154534447Why? Not like you're gonna watch it?
>>154532972>says anon who gets on a German VPN so that he can have a recognizable identity
>>154533730>big market vs big market>only game on the slate for that night>kentucky durby was on the broadcast minutes before>embiid not in the top 10 for jersey saleswhile 11m is impressive for a first round series let's pump the brakes on "main character" that title is for either lebron/wemby/ant/sga
>>154534518Beef jerky and a Dr. Pepper. If you got a Buc-ee's also a pack of praline pecans.
my king going for 50 tonight
>>154534680The Kentucky Derby Saturday had more viewers than any NBA game since Jordan beat Utah in 98. That race was also more exciting than any NBA game since 98
lol
>>154534740I would not be surprised if this were true. Denver screams like a team that no real vocal leader or tone setter in their locker room, which is why their effort level is always dogshit and they're so soft. Poor little bawbraun was probably forced into the role since Murray and Jokic didnt want it.
SGA isn't ready for Bronny "One Man Army" James
ive lose the will to live
>>154534726shit i didn't know pinewood derby was that popular
>>154534726Of course. We all like to see women make herstory. Don't we, sisters? And we need social validation to know that the thing we like is totes popular. We also like to invade thing we don't care about and demand changes. Isn't that right, ladies? WoooooII BELIEVE I BELIEVE THATI BELIEVE THAT HILLARY WILL WINRUTH BETA GAMMA GAMMA
How can you see SGA dominate the league and not think it's obvious MJ is the GOAT?
>>154534740Jokic got to get up out of there man
>>154534740>Braun the bench unit faggot thinks he's the vocal leader of the team. Yeah the team is cooked
>>154534866This dumb BAWB and his stupid massive contract extension killed the team. Ended all championship contention.
>>154534894I dont think jokic would be an amazing coach after he retires because you can't control players like they're 2k. Imagine trying to get some 70iq retard to run some crazy behind the back pass shit like he does
>>154534840He needs to go to a team that has a true point guard ball distributor, like the Pacers. Imagine Hali dishing to Joker.
>PG: Josh Giddey>SG: Player selected with top-3/15th overall/second round pick>SF: Matas Buzelis>PF: Player selected with top-3/15th overall/second round pick>C: Player selected with 15th overall/second round pick>Sixth Man: Tre Jones>Bench:>Player selected with second round pick>Jalen Smith>Isaac Okoro>Noa Essengue>Leonard Miller>18-22-year-old undrafted/considered-surplus-on-current-team free agent with untapped potential>18-22-year-old undrafted/considered-surplus-on-current-team free agent with untapped potential>18-22-year-old undrafted/considered-surplus-on-current-team free agent with untapped potential>18-22-year-old undrafted/considered-surplus-on-current-team free agent with untapped potential>Coach: Tom Thibodeaumy bullies :)Who stops this team in the Leastern Conference?
>>154534487sga resting the entire 4th
>>154534726I still think Secretariat is the GOAT athlete
>>154534915Every single starter in the NBA is an incredible player and physically talented. Millions of people on earth and only hundreds make it to the NBA. A coach is exactly what a 70IQ retard needs to become great. The Coach does the thinking for them and tells them exactly what to do. The player does almost zero thinking. The coach plays to their strengths and avoids their weaknesses.
>>154534959>moments before being Dominayton'd
Each team's real leader DEN: Christian BraunATL: Zaccharie RisacherBOS: Ron Harper JrBKN: Ziaire WilliamsCHA: Grant Willams CHI: Patrick WilliamsCLE: Dean WadeDAL: Caleb MartinDET: Caris LevertGSW: PodziemskiHOU: Kevin DurantIND: Obi ToppinLAC: Bradley Beal (formerly chris paul)LAL: Bronny JamesMEM: Ja MorantMIA: Andrew WigginsMIL: Kyle KuzmaMIN: Bones HylandNOP: Jordan PooleNYK: Mikal BridgesOKC: Nikola TopicORL: Jonathan IsaacPHI: Adem BonaPHX: Jalen GreenPOR: Yang HansenSAC: Russell WestbrookSAS: Kelly OlynykTOR: Jakob PoeltlUTA: Jusuf NurkicWAS: D'Angelo Russell / Bilal Coulibaly / Bub Carrington
>>154534982I disagree. You just need to have the right connections, money and environment to make it to the NBA. There are guys at the park more talented than half the NBA
the second I see Lebron, AR, or Smart do some stupid fucking aura farming pass attempt that ends up in an unforced turnover I'm shutting the game off
>>154534982Not bronny
>>154534930more like he needs to stop being a bitch and lead his team, otherwise you end up being a cuck like steph stuck with a draymond running the team
>>154534740LOL
>>154535001not a starter
>>154534956you said this shit last offseason and look how well that worked out for you guys
wuffs
Even going frame by frame I can't tell if this shit is a foul or a block.
>>154535124how is it not a foul? only the hand is part of the ball
some dont have what it takes to be great
>>154535149TEEEEJ2K rotation goat
tehehe
>>154535134If you block a shot then the follow through of your motion hits their arm it's considered incidental contact instead of a foul. It's hard to tell from that angle but if Wemby hit the ball with his finger first then it's not a foul.
>>154535124Clearly a block. He hit the ball to stop the shot and him tapping his hand after didn't interfere with the shot.
>>154535124foul. that finger didnt do shit. him raping his forearm is what prevented the bucket
>>154535215if you block the shot not if your finger hits the ball and you whack the guys arm completely
>>154535215he didn tuch the damn ball he just smacked his forearm
Wendy needs to stop shooting from 3s
>>154535266Get some glasses nigga.
>#1 seed>Game is on NBCSN
>>154535244>>154535266He hits the ball first. Why do you think the ball starts slightly back spinning?
>>154535269he's not strong enough to go in the paint against the wolves so he's chucking to try and draw them out
>>154535225the ball doesnt even fucking move from rudys arm until he hits his arm. please pick up a basketball once in your life if you think somones fingernail touching the ball while youre about to dunk a ball would alter your shot
>>154535280get some glasses and a basketball bitch ass nigga
>>154535298Don't respond to bulgaria. That kid is just here to troll and proven to not even watch the games
>>154535105It’s going to work out this time.
>>154535284You really think they wouldn't put the main characters on NBC?
>>154535290I heard Finch was the one setting defensive gameplans to take Wendy away from the paint
>>154535298>>154535311Bulgaria is a faggot but still
>/nba/ arguing over which baguette is their hero
>>154535355Thierry Henry for sure
砰砰 - “麥克·布倫”
who the fuck are all these japs
>>154535124It's a reputation call. If that was any other defender in the league it's a foul, if that was any other allstar level attacker instead of Gobert that's a foul on Wemby.
>>154535344We know it grazed the ball. It didn't alter the shot. The leaf screenshot proves it
>>154535344i know you never held a basketball before but when you're palming a ball a finger does not move the ball. you're literally holding it with your entire hand
>>154535384his fingers being bent back because of the contact isn't "grazing", he poked it out of his buddy's hands
Flopping has ruined our sacred sport
>>154535389post hand palming a ball, you don't know shit
i can dunk on a 9 foot hoop in the right conditions da fuq u gunna do
>>154535389I know you've never held a basketball in one hand before (you struggle to dribble) but when you're in the air with the ball only half secure, a big hand poking the ball will cause you to lose grip of the ball
>>154535380The ball starts spinning. It wouldn't spin like that if Gobert simply got fouled.
>>154535384see >>154535419
>>154535420>>154535420>>154535420I know it's still early but fuck it WE WON! LAKERS WIN Game 1 of OKC vs LAL. LeGOAT will set the pace and dominate the 1st game and show the young faggots of hillbilly CHOKE city why he is the real MVP.It's OVER for the OKC. Lakers in 5!
>>154535399why so you can jerk off to it? im not the one stating dumb shit anyone who held a basketball would never say.>>154535411nice projection, now we know why you say stupid shit cause you cant even dribble a ball. notice how you said hand and not fingertip. even you know subconciously it's true.>>154535419yes a finger spins the ball. like when you shoot the ball you spin it with your fingertips when you RELEASE it. wow a basketball genius.
ball first nigga
>>154535444what is the fingertip attached to/part of, Dr Sanjay?
>>154535448thanks for demonstrating how he never lost the ball until wemby smacks him on the forearm so his hand gets removed from the ball. please pick up a basketball before you post here ever again.
>>154535292>>154535298The ball literally moves from his hand and starts rotating after Webm hits it with his freakish frankenstein finger. Blindass bitchass retardedass nigga it's literally in slow motion for your stupid dirty ass.>>154535311Cry more bitch.>>154535344Your mom's a faggot.
>>154535459you need glasses, ball starts spinning 2 frames before his finger leaves the ballvisit the opticians saar
>>154535457what is the hand attached to/part of jeet?
>>154535465>The ball literally moves from his hand and starts rotating after Webm hits it with his freakish frankenstein finger. Blindass bitchass retardedass nigga it's literally in slow motion for your stupid dirty ass.exactly >>154535465kys >>154535468>part of jeetinstead of avoiding my question maybe you visit the opticians AND get some English lessons
>>154535467now i know youve never ever held a basketball before. when you dribble the ball is spinning. when you go for a layup the ball is spinning. when you catch a lob the ball is spinning. spinning a ball in your hand is an entirely normal thing and doesnt alter a shot.
check the flag you dumbass niggas
>>154535444>yes a finger spins the ball. like when you shoot the ball you spin it with your fingertips when you RELEASE it. wow a basketball genius.Stop being a smart ass. A jumpshot is not the same spin as a layup. Go do a layup in your fucking driveway and have someone foul your arm on the way up and tell me if it rapidly backspins or if it just drops. You know what would cause it to do that? A long finger swiping down at the bottom of the ball with force.
>>154535473lol confirmed jeet. his ai can't decipher english unless it follows the rules of what it says in his ai programming
>>154535474>>154535488we get it, you Indians don't play basketball so you don't know that fingers poking a ball while you're in mid air can cause the ball to be knocked loosesorry you've never dunked before, manlet
If LeGOD somehow manages to steal this series then he officially jumps JorDiddy on my all time list
>>154535431Corny
>>154535444>admits his womanly hand can't palm a men's basketball
BronnyCHADS we getting minutes tonight
>>154535575i uploaded his for you
Aliensisters, it was a foul...
>canadian flag calling others jeetsAbsolutely ridiculous. Write an email complain to silver bitchass crynigga with your soft ass. "oh noo he grazed his arm nooooo reeefs". Sygau.
>>154533467Nashville is ready:https://www.wsmv.com/2026/05/03/3-injured-shooting-after-fight-breaks-out-near-downtown-nashville-nightclub/
I hope the reffies remember to do their pre-game stretches so they can be limbered up for tonight's ghastly spectacle.
>>154535553it's more likely that bronny wins mvp in the next 3 years than leturd beating okc
>very clearly whacks the arm>bulgaria claiming slight grazethis guy really does need some glasses
>>154535633syjau (shut your jeet ass up)
You're very clearly soft as fuck and call foul on people looking at you.
lmfao this leafjeet is completely broken
Its always kobe and not bron that hoopers like the most.
cavs @ pistons timei really don't trust the cavs
>>154535633There are unironically more jeets in UK than Canada, but ok dipshit-who's-never-been-anywhere-outside-of-4chan
Digits and bronny dies on the court tonight after clawing the lakers to within 50
>>154532719lad the cavs won, not the raps.
Canada really thought that post was a W for him.
>>154535777checked and oopsies, i'll update it next time
>>154535790Jeets are like that
>>154535760>cites numbers from half a decade ago before 10% of punjab was imported into canada
>>154535771Same but instead of LeSperm it's SGAy.
>>154535808The british government doesnt post info past 2022 cause it's in the ten millions now.
>>154535760In 2021 we already had at least 5 million Indians. The official census lets anybody pick "Canadian" as their ethnicity so the stats are skewed.
Ohayou /nba/Can’t wait for the Lelkers to get analraped
>>154535740These 2 things had the biggest impact on hoops:1. Barkley not winning a ring2. The Kobe/Shaq feud and its aftermathAnd Bron is the one heavily influenced by both.
>>154535833>Lebron backs up>let’s loose the three>ITS GOOD>wow he really still has it >at this age can you believe it>Lebron with 11 pulls the lakers within 35
Anyone else not hearing the commentators
>>154535832Lol no. And that goes for any census for any country. You go out in Canada it's 30% whites, 30% asians, 30% indians, 10% blacks. You go out in London it's 60% indians, 20% blacks, 20% whites.
Bro is really bragging about 30%.
Duren is a pussy
Detroit is losing.
>>154535927Look at the census forms next time you dolt.
>>154535924i would love to not hear them
>>154535880>is too tired to run so sits in the backcourt to cherrypick a dunk>OH MY GOODNESS>AT 41 YEARS OLD... WOW
>>154536004>>154535880>lebron now 1 of 6 from 3
Ausar is literally a better rebounder than Duren.
>>154535833imagine the workout the reffies will get
That move he stole from wade is cool as hell. Players need to start stealing more cool shit and no stepbacks are not cool
>TOBIAS HARRIS OVER M-AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKYES JIMBO TOBIAS HARRIS OVER YOU
>>154536004>Don't you know that he's 41?>Like it's 41 you know?>41!
Jaylen Brown said Scottie Barnes got that retard strength. KD called Jabari Smith retarded. any other tards in the league i should know about?
>>1545360876pts on 4/4 fts is a himmy stat line for sure
why is mitchell's "special move" not a carry?
How the absolute fuck do the Pistons consistently mind control their opponents into missing wide open shots?
tell me about underrated/forgotten players from between 1996 and 2011
>>154536103westbrook
spooda
>>154536119detoilet aura
harris - cade is the real hoopheads preferred 2 man game in the east
>>154536117explain how you believe it would qualify as a carry
yerr
>>154536117it's just a gather+steps with a ball fake or whatever you want to call it
>>154536120Tungwe Anadobe was the "next MJ" for a while there in the late '90s.
refs on a heater already
>>154536120Boom dizzle was a problem
>Knicks/Cavs ECF
cavs coach already blew the game by keeping Allen in for that dumb foul
allen with the kat special
>>154536120bo outlaw, david wesley, darrel armstrong, raef lafrentz, derek anderson, jamal tinsley
>>154536169Baron is dating some Hollywood chick. I doubt hes forgotten
>>154536188i never heard of any of these niggas they must be trash
>>154536146well my skepticism is sorta that I would think it would be adopted by more players but those gather step moves feel a little subjectively biased towards stars>>154536162That makes sense
what a shock, the cavs are getting raped rotten by the pisstons!
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!YOU GOT LAMARCUS "AWWWW SHIT THAT NIGGA ROY OUT I GOTTA PUT DA TEAM ON MY BACK DAMN FUCK YALL ALL STAR VOTIN ASS NIGGAS LOOK AT THAT MVP LADDER NOW" ALDRIDGEDAMIAN "YALL REALLY THOUGHT ANTHONY DAVIS WOULD WIN THE R.O.Y.? LOL SUCK A DICK" LILLARDWESLEY "UTAH GAVE A NIGGA UP NOW WHOS ON TOP BITCH NIGGAS HOWS DERON WILLIAMS? OH WAIT BITCH LOL" MATTHEWSNICOLAS " CHASEDOWN BLOCK THAT FUCKING ASS NIGGA TAKE A GOD DAMN SEAT" BATUMROBIN "FINEST HAIR IN THE LEAGUE" LOPEZMO "SECOND QUARTER HERO" WILLIAMSTHOMAS "YOU WANNA BE IN A POSTER BITCH ASS NIGGA?" ROBINSONVICTOR "PUTA MARICON ESE VATO IN THE BARIO NIGGA" CLAVERJOEL "U WOT M8?" FREELANDHOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBAHERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT GAME:DEFENDER GUARDING LILLARDLILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGADefender: Please Lillard I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obeyLILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGALILLARD: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGADAMIAN LILLARD WET ASS JUMPER OVER THE DEFENDERLILLARD: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.
....are the magic better than the cavs?
pistons finally hitting FTs
How has Mitchell become so mid?
>>154536228It's just like how Wemby takes 4 to 5 steps to shoot a corner 3 and everybody acts like it's the craziest shit they've ever seen. Or Giannis' whole career, look at his feet... he's always traveling back to zimbabwe.
this series sure feels like a 4 and out
denise shrewder getting traded again
how does a paid professional step out of bounds?
MY pistGODS going to the finals!
>>154536273kek
the cavs never seem to rise to the occasion
where were these pistons in the magc series?
THE EAST IS A FUCKING JOKE
>>154536120andre miller led the league in assists in 2001-2002, beating jason kidd, gary payton, baron davis, and john stockton
when kyrie coming back?
>>154536250Yes, if the Magic didn't deal with injuries all year they probably would have been the 4th seed. They were only one game behind the fifth seed even despite the injuries. The East was weird this year.
theres no way the pistons can go to 7 with an underperforming 8th seed and actually make the conference finals man the East is ASSThe Cavs look lifelessHarden this is your best chance of at least getting back to the finals dude
>>154536344wait until >we make adjustments
>>154536344harden deserves at least two rings and im tired of seeing him denied
The Pistons mind control their opponents into committing unforced turnovers and missing open shots. Surely this isn't sustainable...right?
>>154536363>make adjustments
is strus retarded?
>>154536344Pistons v Magic was the real ECF
>>154536389big if true
>>154536387fake dawg
>>154536127
>>154536255he's shrank in the playoffs his entire career.
the shit ass pistons scored 37 in the 1st
who's the dawg on the cavs?
>>154536344Well yeah, the best team in the East was doing a gap year
>>154536433>the shit ass pistonswhat does the make the Cavs then?
>>154536451the towel boy
>>154536458dogshit ass
The Pistons had a quarter where they scored 12 points 2 games ago and you let them score 37 on you in the 1st
PaolGOD will go down as the piston's toughest opponent this postseason
>>154536458designated shitting street
The pistons are good, having a sloppy series to the magic means nothing. Still first in the east. If anything the pistons just played to the TRAGICS level. Trvth nuke
I’m asking you to believe in LeBron Will you believe in LeBron just one more time
>>154536473Put some respeck on Furphy's name
why does donovan mitchell treat evan mobley like he's rudy gobert
>>154536514I will not redeem. Thank you sir.
>>154536524I believe
The NBA has completely priced out all the passionate rowdy fans. Now only old rich boomer fucks and their wives attend playoff games.
Toronto was trash and injured (No BI and IQ)Cleveland is trash for barely beating that teamOrlando was trash with no chemistry Detoilet is trash for barely beating that teamBoston is trash for losing to an injured and tired 76ers team76ers are trash because their players are tired or coming from injuries and suspensionsAre the Knicks the only non trash East team
Why Mitchell be walking like a Def Jam comedian's impression of a white guy?
DEEEEETROIIIIIIIIT
What is the estimated IQ of the thompson twins?
What happens in Detroit other than car manufacturing
>>154536562The knicks take out their two star players at the end of games because they are so bad on defense
>>154536613Black crime
>>154536524I believe he’s a bus riding fraud
>>154536611Who needs iq when you got strength
>>154534740He was ass but the Nuggets' problems, in order, were1) Aaron Gordon having the durability of an arthritic 75 year old2) Jokic not scoring or even trying to score for 5-10 minutes at a time3) Jamal Murray forgetting how to do literally anything for entire quartersI'd rank Braun being useless as a distant 4th. It sure as fuck didn't help but if they were counting on Brtaun to be a 20ppg scorer the battle was already lost
cade > mitchell
>>154536611Their basketball IQ? Very High. They're ball hawks.
>>154536642Herro absolutely fried amen that game and that's why he chimped out thouhh
>>154536613Lots of Arabs and Mexicans moving in.
>>154536613Lawyers suing companies for traffic accidents
If you think about it for being a fat alcoholic who falls 12x a game Harden is remarkably durable. His hairline is going though
>>154536611gojirrion
>>154536327>Bulls era WadeWhen players reach this point, do they know they're ass and are fine with it because they're still getting paid, or do they struggle constantly to reconcile their delusional idea of their self-worth with the reality of their situation? Because from what I've seen it takes multiple years of reality checks before acceptance sets in. Jimmy Butler still thinks he matters
>>154536709>Jimmy Butler still thinks he mattershe does still matter
>>154536611Put together? At least 150.
>>154536699He's just like me fr
>>154536718>he does still matteragainst the teams payroll yeah
>>154536709Wade was elite on the bulls
Harden's game is so dogshit and I'm glad the refs cuck him. Scammed his way to an MVP with that bullshit
Lmao playoff Harden is in chucking mode
No good games tonight.
Niccas status?
pistons are curb stomping the cavs
Playoff Harden baby
>>154536655Nobody remembers some random regular season game, everybody remembers Amen slapping the materials out of Querro.
how many 2nite
I think harden is bad
>>154536770Donovan Mitchell has never been past the second round.
this shit is dire, cavs wasting everyone's time
Fuck it, I'm modeling my game after Tobias Harris.
>>154536783What's with the lip fillers?
>>154536789Him and embiid got a chance this year
The Craptors would have had a better showing.
AUSAR
Whoever had the idea to have the second round double header have overlapping tip-off times was pretty smart.If Game 1 is a blowout, we don't have to watch garbage time while waiting for Game 2
>>154536812can't spell AVRA without AVSAR
>>154536796man like fat lips on their dick>>154536758Ref showcase coming up soon to satisfy us
>>154536794Are you old enough to get veteran calls?
>>154536796
shai has some big juicy lips don't he
>>154536769cavs have no inside threat. They're relying on 3 point meme chucking. ngmi
>the kings gave up dennis schroder and Keon Ellis for Deandre Hunter earlier this yearOh yeah that happened
Detroit is absolutely destroying these Cleveland screens and switches. Actual defensive masterclass.
these refs are horseshit. is thia basketball or football?
>>154532626Jenkins off the bench is a major W, huge find for Detroit
>12 turnovers
Harden getting the whole pistons wing core in foul trouble. It's a marathon not a race
harden's beard is getting grey
My Goat is playing like shit man, he clearly doesnt care about the playoffs might as well just let Cade have the series he clearly fucking wants it more
>>154536875Booker is getting greys in his hair. its fuarking over man
>>154536870>he says as Cleveland's rim protectors are in foul trouble
D(ean) Wade
the cavaliers SUCK
>>154536897he's only 29. must be genetics
ausar thompson and daniss jenkins = dawgs
>>154536734
eveyr fucking playoffs the refs change the rules and let teams just shove the cavs around with no calls. can't even play actual basketball. tobias harris full arm pushing strus away. duren shoulder checking people in the post. cunningham doing a pec fly as harden is dribbling past him. ridiculous. A bunch of unskilled goons being rewarded. OKC set the meta and now we're gonna see this from more and more teams and the NBA is gonna be thugball like the early 2000s
>>154536847paint meta is comin back
youre telling me the team that had to take the craps to game 7 then have them just give up halfway through the game despite being up to win is dogshit? what a shock
>>154536847>>154536996All the memechuck team had fraud checked hard. Even the best paint defender is having people going at him at the rim. early 2000s Ball is back.
>>154536988>complaing about players bending the rules when you have James Harden on your teamShut the hell up bitch ass nigga
i cant wait for the supersonics to obliterate LeSwept's career forever
>+15.5>largest spread LeBron has ever had against him in the playoffsWill he take it personal?
There's no way these are the only teams left in the NBA. The NBA is fucking dead if Lakers don't win it all.
>>154537048this fucking gif is too funny bruh lmfao
>>154537011does the "insider" goybet ever hit
What a joy it is to watch MY Pistons for another series
I just think I’m the leader of this team. I’m the vocal leader of this team. I didn’t play well enough as an individual, and I didn’t have this team ready enough to play in a tough series.
>>154536543>31 seconds of cringe and liesYep, that's LeGOAT
>>154537073Probably 1 out of every 17, if I had to guess. Parlays are the sportsbooks bread and butter.
I just think I’m the leader of this discord. I’m the vocal leader of this discord. I didn’t groom well enough as an individual, and I didn’t have this discord ready enough to groom in a tough society.
Brown got the fine lmao
>>154536974who's the top rimmer ITT?
>>154537105kek
>>154537121
Is it true Carmelo killed Linsanity because he was mad he was playing second fiddle? I don't remember much of that era, but I see people arguing that's the case every now and then.
>>154537130babababab
>>154537121these niggas are literally slaves
>>154537121jews don't control society btw
Bickerstaff knows his former team's tendencies and weaknesses, which is a massive advantage with only day of rest and game-planning in between series for both of the teams. Betting on the Pistons over here was a complete freebie.
>>154537154dennis...
>>154537140Embiid sonned him and made him seethe so much he lost 50K, jokic could never
>LeFake>LeDone>LeBad>LeGrim>LeMad>LeSad>LeStale>LeWeak>LeBum>LeDud>LeFiend>LeFool>LeFraud>LeHate>LePunk>LeTool>LeRot>LeScam>LeCovid>LeBitch>LeWoke>LeSwine>LeThug>LeSnitch>LeOver>LeLose>LeClank>LeBrick>LeOld>LeFail>LeTired>LeQuit
>>154537121if you understand just how much money Brown has and put it into perspective: that's like taking $50 from him.
>>154537141No Linsanity died cause the GOAT Jeremy Lin got injured. I don't see how it was Melo's problem that he took half or less of Lin's shots. Was Melo supposed to only shoot 3 times a game? Melo let Lin shoot a lot the first few games too but he was turning the ball over like crazy cause people were doubling him.
What happens when dort heems bron and reaves in game 1? Do the lakers just forfeit the series?
>>154537185>if dort heems reaveslakers celebrate>if dort heems brondort booted from the NBA
No way a PLAY OFF team doesn’t cover +15.5
>>154537172
it's time
LeBron is really about to do it
>>154537141Carmelo was a diva, yes
>>154537121nikey kikey no likey dat. That will be 60 gorillion for your insolence.
>>154537204was? nigga wears sunglasses on tv
>>154537185Dort won't risk his career for OKC anymore since he knows he is getting traded this summer no matter what
Y'all keep telling me dis dude da GOATSo he gonna do some GOAT shit?Or is y'all just full of shit?
Im predicting a 50 point blowout
It's a Mobley-Duren midoff series
Belt to ass incoming
>>154537185Vanderbilt will have to handle Dort and SGA if that happens. He's the closest the Lakers have to an enforcer right now.
>>154537185Lebeta is a lot of things but he's not a bitch when it comes to physical strength on the court and getting away with offensive fouls. If Dort tries something he'd be the one ending up on his ass.
OKC having a prayer before they go Biblical on the Lakers
OKC 78 - LA 94
Will be interesting to see which team brings the best referees to this game
Nigga thinks hes on Americas Got Talent
Serious question:Why are some teams so good at player development while others are complete shit? Look at okc they go 12 deep they don’t even care that they lost their second best player because they have a stable full of dawgs like aj Mitchell and cason Wallace. Then you look at teams like the kangz and wizards where top 5 picks go to die and are out of the league in 3 years. It just makes no sense
>>154537141No lin was good but wasnt good enough to form a big 2 with melo. Everybody in the back of their minds knew his play was unsustainable. Lin knew it too, he was seeking a bigger payout not actually form dynasties and stuff.
>>154537121how come they're always attempting to silence the black man
>>154537048You know whats Lebron's weakness is?A cast of star studded deep team, OKC could probably be the version of those nasty Spurs team. I hope the expansion draft breaks them apart.
lakers thunder free throw contest will feed families
baaaAAAHbaaaAAAH
Cade > Luka. Cade actually plays defense.
please tell me someone got JJ doing that cocaine sniff
>>154537297(((nike))) wants to keep real niggas down.
JJ meditating is pretty based
>>154537309right now yeah but thats because luka is out
4 more games and my team is free from LeNetenyahu forever
An awful lot of empty seats in Detroit
>>154537309yup, yup. Puka would never have gotten this far with this pistons squad.
>>154537242>Shai-Gayface Alexandra
>Pistons Knicks finalsShould this move me?
>>154537333Wrong sport retard and Puka is based for (((noticing)))
For years hardencels have claimed his turnovers were due to how high his usage was at its peak but he's actually just retarded
>>154537309any word on cade turnovers?
What franchise will be tricked into taking Harden next? Take your picks.
waiting to watch my liege
We’re dressed in our best and prepared to get swept as gentlemen. Although we would like a Bron 40 piece.
>>154537341Puka Dogshit #77 is the point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.
>Playoff Lardennigga just retire
Kenny once again revealing his great coaching prowess by not benching harden already
shameless James Harden taking a shit right there on the court in front of everybody
>>154537341honestly even normies notice in 2026
niggas ain't ready
Holy LeGOAT
>>154537363he should just play the reg season then fake an injury every postseason
Yeah, I’m thinking Bron da goat
Chet fucking SUCKS
how is harden still like this?
HOL UP
STOP THE COUNT
>>154537356A fat Luka still drops a 30 point trippy dubby for a tubby on your favorite team's ass, and that's just an average game. You sound upset XD
LETS FUCKING GO LAKERS
>>154537392always has
>>154537392He owns wembrittle.
>>154537333>"this Pistons squad"You mean the squad with the All-NBA center, a DPOY candidate, and god mode Tobias Harris?
Your faggot APEHOOP is rigged. Why do you losers still watch this?
>>154537412Because it's rigged for my team
Denise double agent
>>154537401He averages 30 burritos and 13 slices of pizza before complaining to the refs and injuring his lard ass jogging back on defense.
>>154537409>duren made all nbaHow meaningless is the regular season like honestly it's a joke
JJ needs to tell these niggas this is the finals cuz every other team is free eats
>>154537412>my sport isnt rigged just yours
sga is too good
cavs can still come back trust
2 fouls on Ihart already
>>154537287Some franchises are owned and operated by people who know ball. Other franchises were acquired by equity firms.
>>154537409Duren is ass Ausar can't shoot And Tobias Harris only shows up against bad teams. Cade had to carry, Lukek had Kyrie, Prokzingus and Bronson as well as a bunch of 3&D wings and lob threat centers. Cade would have won the chippy in '24.
Ayton owning the wigger and "brightskin" tonight
dirty ass OKC already trying to injure our beloved Lakies
whelp it was fun while it lasted
>>154537287Teams like okc feed off of shit teams like bulls and clippers to fuel their dynasties.
>>154537412>Yes anon only basketball is rigged, NFL and MLB are good honest competition
He's in
>>154537422>He averages 30 burritos and 13 slices of pizzaStill a better game than shit-stain brown
>>154537427Who said I watch sports? lol lmao
Raining bricks
>>154537474>anons mom didnt pay enough attention to him as a child
>>154537474You're on /sp/. Either you do or you're trolling and you'll get banned
>>154537401>fat Luka still drops a 30 point trippy dubbyand ends the game -7
>>154537422LMFAO
OKC really is Reave's worst nightmare. The defenders know all of his foulbaiting grifts from playing against a better version of him in Shai.
>>154537459Are you telling me that sga and caruso would have become who they are on other teams? I really doubt it
Let's go Schroder!
>>154537468Raped so hard Nico had to trade him.
If OKC lose 2 games to this lakers squad they should revoke shais MVP
LeGOAT is giving belt to ass to these young guns
>>154537514Caruso was always that good. Okc whistle doesn't really count as an improvement.And yes SGA would also be as good on the clippers.
>>154537514Caruso led the Lakers to the hardest championship in league history WTF are you talking about?
>>154537542Caruso unlock the genjutsu he can just tell refs what to do. AVRA
>Jennifer GarnerBen fumbled
Pisbros i'm finna ack
klutch mafia member lu dort just throwing to make lebum look good just like klutch mafia member tari eason the round before
What's Chris Paul's legacy going to be? Forgotten in a few years? A Charles Barkley unlucky player? Still despised like Thomas?
>>154537558> manjaw crazy bitch Nah
Ethical Caruso
HAHAHAHA fuck you you foul baiting piece of Shait
>>154537552When caruso won with okc even he said he finally got a real one, caruso dont even rate that mickey shit
Cavs are melting down
>>154537572He'll be known as the guy who turned SGA (future GOAT) into a superstar
How was that not a foul on SGAy against Hachimura? Clearly a foul
>>154537572black john stockton
Bron cant win with these cats
Is there a team that Caris Levert hasn't played for?
>>154537583Shut up faggot this is cope. You're just mad your loser team didn't win it. Lakers were clearly the best team that season
sga literally just flopped his ass off
>>154537558bitch doesn't even know snuck>>154537562shit's staying close
Lmao the fuck Ron
Lakers can win without Puka, he was the weak link on this squad.
LMAOOOOO SGAY
Lakers would be down by 10 by now if Luka was playing
>>154537572his name is too commonhe'll be like john johnson or joe johnson something
i was told there was an mvp on this teamthis is him?
>>154537287Inept owners hire the wrong people in key positions. And then there's a trickle down effect where actual competent people either never get hired at all or leave quickly because of the fubar internal politics, nepotism / cronyism and other such bullshit. Then it becomes a negative feedback loop where your poor reputation precedes you and makes it even harder to hire good people. Like, say the Wizards call Brad Stevens and ask him if he'd like to come work for them. You think he does anything but laugh and hang up? Same with the Kings. No one really wants to work for Vivek, Someone will always take the job just because there's only so many of these gigs available but bad organizations never get the best scouts or trainers or statisticians or whatever.
>>154537624mhm whatever you say
unironically why does Ayton have such a difficult time catching the ball?
>>154537627it's still over there on the court he should pick that shit up
>>154537624Rings with an opponents best player Achilles snapping during a hot streak on game 7 are worth more than rings that don't have that happen.
chet just got clamped by reeves
Pistons are literally the luckiest team ever holy shit. Half court chucks going in, unforced turnovers, opponents missing wide open shots, teams randomly shooting poorly at free throws.
>>154537642‘fraid so
>>154537572Iso Joe legacy.
oh shit they turned off the sga whistle
>>154537644>bitches, hoes and tricks mad mmmmmmm
LMAOOOOOO SGAY NO CALLS FOR YOU NIGGA
>lakers playoff whistle overpowers okc whistle Interesting developments
>>154537642realest nigga from minnehaha...
Why is he rugpulling him now after 1 chip and 2 MVPs?
>>154537675First time watching NBA Sanjay?
>>154537675Thank god Shai plays for a backwater shithole and not for New York, he would be unstoppable.
OKC LAK will be dragged to g7
who let the violent slave Schroder out of his chains?
>>154537706will they be bringing Him to officiate.
>>154537694My statements implies I do watch the nba dumbass.
>>154537685Cause hes too zesty and his game is too whack for long term shilling
>>154537685You know how much money the NBA has invested in LeBron's legacy over the last 25 years?
Luke Kennard doesn't want the ball. He's scurred.
>>154537675EEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
that looked like black magic, how the hell did he tip that
The way Shai foul bait is disgusting bro. At least Luka did it while trying to make his shot.
I only casually watch playoff NBA basketball, but I don’t know how people watch regular season with SGA. All of those flops would have been free throws in the regular season.
>>154537685Because he's playing the Lakers
Timothy McLakers on the menu tonight boys
someone make a thread before pistol pete
our lakies
>>154537685He has no aura so it's just bad for the league
when they putting our guy in?
we live bettin the lakers ML to get in on the fix or what
Man Bitchell is some ass, this nigga was first team All-NBA last year. Should have given it to Haligoat.
>>154537737>At least Luka did it while trying to make his shot.Not really. He does the exact same thing. He just won't fall over like Shai since he's fat and could injure himself anytime he hits the ground.
why are 2 games on at once
recycle >>154526471recycle >>154526471recycle >>154526471
Newwwwwww>>154537772>>154537772
>>154537685widely hated small market team
Fuck anyway>>154537776
>>154537771>>154537782>>154537804nigga
>>154537771>>154537782>>154537804great job
New: >>154537824
>>154537771>>154537782>>154537804kek
4 cfuckng niggerss make an op
this is why other gens laugh at us
Harden has to know it's over. He'll never win one.
we need some bans asap
My god this general is Low IQ
>>154537685OKC being a "superteam" was a useful plotline for a year or two. But the Lakers owner just paid the highest purchase price for a team in NBA history and made every other owner vastly wealthier on paper *and* participated in the sham Luka trade at the behest of Nike. And they have the LeBron fake GOAT narrative to shill which trumps the OKC fake dynasty narrative. I called this weeks ago.
the reason why pistol pete dominates OPs is because all other bakers are insanely brain damaged
