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FUCK YOU NERDS
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>>154532870
kek minnysoda panicking
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Flames please win the draft
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My penguins ):
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Liquor store legend, connor andrew mcdavid.
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>lames
>mildcucks
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15 minutes until the day is over :)
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shit teams today
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>a first for______
>justin faulk
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>>154533079
My bad i didnt realize it was that pick. It will be even more hilarious when they win it.
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I don’t trust Gary to play fair
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>>154533079
has to be the worst nhl trade in years (forsberg/erat?), usually you can at least imagine the universe where these things would have worked
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By the way, we call em chaykas now
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>>154533262
based natural chads
as God intended
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>Takes the paycut
>Doesn't make it out of the 1st round
How much more abuse does punished Connor have to take?
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>>154533279
we do. proud of marner and roy
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>>154533079
Trust the Yzerplan
>if only we don't choke like we always do in March, Faulk will lead us to the promised land in the ploffs!
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>>154533308
What went through his mind when the first thing the organization did after he signed his extension was give Walman a 7x7?
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Who's ready to watch Somalisota get annihilated by the Avies tonight?
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>>154533431
Wow
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>>154533431
nothingburger all shitters
murphy alone is worth all the players
dickinson is worth all the 2nd rd picks
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>>154533442
Montybros...
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>>154533502
[coping intensifies]
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Lgbtning seething continues, love to see it
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>>154533537
>laffs
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>Reminder for tonight's draft lottery: According to multiple team sources, the Flyers believe that if Toronto ends up in the top 5, they get that 2027 first rounder (originally property of the Maple Leafs) unprotected, and not top 10 protected. They believe that Toronto essentially already traded its 2028 first round pick in the Brandon Carlo deal in that situation.

>But they also are not completely sure if the league agrees with them. If Toronto ends up outside of the top five tonight, it's a moot point. Otherwise, expect the Flyers to ask the league to clarify.
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<3
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Imagine staying with the team whose front office thought this was the move to make...
Is McDavid retarded?
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>>154533308
McDavid should have known he’ll accomplish nothing with the oilers
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>>154533590
flylels got scammed
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>>154533643
mcgm greenlit the trade
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>>154533643
Yeah
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>>154533557
you staus: kwab
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>>154533805
birthday boy!
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>>154533805
#2
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>>154533351
>i should fire my agent
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Why do people here say bro’s you do realize that it’s just bros right?
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>ynr dylan strome
KWAB
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>>154534039
>31
how long is his contract
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>>154534061
STROME GAAAAANG
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>>154534039
How much a year?
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>>154534133
bout tree fiddy
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>>154534039
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>>154534039
>Birthplace : Hamilton Ontario
His most embarrassing stat
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>>154534012
bro's bros are bro's breh
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...bruh
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Tampa fan here. Good luck with all these Habs fans. They are the absolute worst. Please, please, please, sweep them and shut them the hell up. Go on and win your first cup boys!
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>>154534039
ultimate glue guy /hoc/ will never get it
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>>154533728
>laffs
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>>154534255
>soilers
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Who deserves the 1st overall pick the most?
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>>154534255
based redditor, keep us updated
>>154534289
>deserves
no one, the draft should be abolished
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>>154534289
Panthers
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>>154534289
>who's the most shit ?
Our Leafs
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>>154534012
Depends on the grammar

If you were making a statement about a bro
>bro has/bro is
It could be
>bro's off his meds
If you're addressing the bros in plural
>it's over bros
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>>154534289
you know who
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>>154534289
Columbus
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>>154534289
Flames they never drafted top 3 ever
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>>154534039
Yeah
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>>154534255
Floridians impotently seething over french superiority
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>>154534039
> the hockey graveyard of Ontario
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>>154534359
fumes have also never had fewer than 25 wins in a non-shortened season
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Shouldn't have took that chayka before i mowed the lawn my ass is all greasy and shitty now
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>>154534289
NUCKS NUCKS NUCKS NUCKS
actually, FUCK THE NUCKS
I'm gonna go cheer for the whitecaps, oh wait...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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fuck lotto
I'll get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow
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we call them chaykaras now
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>>154534289
habs
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>>154534289
/ourkitties/, because the NHL forced the best coach in team history to resign with not even a single pick in compensation.
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i love them so much
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>>154534548
got any other wallpapers?
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>>154534559
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>>154534418
They would’ve done it this year but Devin Cooley became elite randomly.
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>>154534454
I know this feel...
Maybe the city wasn't meant to have sports.
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>>154534656
conroy should have traded him instead of allowing him to distract from wolf
the coilers had 24 wins the season they drafted mcmeme
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>Avs/Wild have 3 days off between games
For what purpose
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>>154534491
the most historic cup run in oilers history(2024) was with the guidance of the hindus

Jai Sri Ram
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa
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>>154534730
So does randy
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>>154533279
In the US they're still called canadas
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>OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
>OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
>OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
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Gavin mckenna was a powerplay merchant during the world juniors he has bust written all over him.
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for me it's keaton verhoeff to the edmonton oilers
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>>154533431
Poulin has played good in the minors. Next year they'll have Hutson, Jarventie and Howard up on the Oilers as well. They also have Connor Ungar ready to take over in goal once he gets more experience. Oilers just need to find a way to turn Bouchard into a real defenseman or trade his ass
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> John Tortorella dismissed questions regarding Cutter Gauthier after the forward was traded for refusing to play for the organization. Tortorella stated he did not know Gauthier "from a hole in the wall,"

Ducks btfoed
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>>154534730
frost home game
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Can't wait to see the Buffalo stands filled with Habs fans tomorrow
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>>154534806
Watched that tourney and 100% agree
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Flameschads, how we feeling?
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Canada Heritage Minute moment, pic of the Habs bench and MSL looking on near the end of their shotless 2nd period.
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>>154534806
perfect for the flames
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>>154534869
Excited we can draft the next Sam Bennett or Matthew tkachuk!
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>>154534806
same during the college season
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>>154534805
>>154534856
holy fuck i<m dumb
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Is Takagi at the lottery?
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>>154534879
yes we got the joke
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>>154534289
flyers
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a bust + a bust = generational
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>it's another 2nd/3rd seed team gets injured in the first round and completely annihilated in the second
very cool viewing gary, thank you, i'll be watching nba tonight
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>>154534896
could the ref see the goal when it was called a goal on ice before video review yes or no?
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Which team left has the most trans fans
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>>154534919
refs always know best, how dare you even doubt them.
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>>154534952
My Habbies :)
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>>154534952
san jose
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Wow the sharks magically won first overall now they have an elite winger to pair with celebrini what a coincidence!
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>>154534952
Unsurprisingly
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>>154534952
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leafs draft pick, i think
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>>154534994
will stenberg enjoy being his teammate though
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let's go gary, drop them lotto numbers
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>>154532954
The fuck is going on here lmao
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KWAB
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>>154534952
Definitely the LGBTning
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We should buy some jerseys
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>>154535027
Future Conn Smyth award snubber buys beer and interacts with local Edmonton Oiler fans
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>>154535030
how are the victory puppies doing these days
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>Avalanche
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>>154535063
minnesota are missing like 4 guys, colorado would be silly not to win
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>>154535085
don't forget the goalie who's sat for three weeks
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>Only 1 game today
I'M GONNA DO IT /hoc/ I'M GONNA KILL GARY BETTMAN WHAT THE FUCK
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>>154535100
you could watch the q, ahl, or pwhl
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Yeah, Matthews is gone. And he's coming off knee surgery so the return will be shit.
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>>154535147
he's going to minnesota
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no ones cares about the leafs
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just over an hour before we witness rigging beyond belief. pucker them anuses.
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>Vasilevsky to Cooper: Shut up retard
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>>154535155
we do care about the leafs fucking up, thougheverbeit
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>>154535123
>or pwhl
The women in that league do have GREAT ASSES
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gary doesn't rig anything you fucking retards
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i LOVE emily kaplan
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>21 years old vs 28 years old
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>>154532954
The meme is real.
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>>154535198
that's what fortnite and gooning 7 days a week does to a motha fucka
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Supporting my Canesies from Messico
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>>154535155
>no one cares about the leafs in this leafs gen
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>Gavin McKenna won’t be on Team Canada’s roster for the Men’s World Championship. A group decision involving Hockey Canada and McKenna’s representatives feel it’s best to focus on the NHL combine. Canada will have a deep team so this was more of an experience opportunity.

KWAB
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>>154534039
a goal is a goal
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>>154535199
My gas pricies ):
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Now what if kneelander demands a trade?
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Less than an hour
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>>154535243
He wouldn't do that . he loves living in Ontario.
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>laffs
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>>154535025
many plates and forks but nothing to eat
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>>154535219
>A group decision involving Hockey Canada and McKenna’s representatives feel it’s best to focus on the NHL combine
One side was saying he was shit at Penn State and the other was trying to keep him from embarrassing himself even more.
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>>154535253
to ottawa it is
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wonder how badly gary will be trembling today
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Feeling good so I bought some hockey cards to kill some time before then lotto. Once again we are NOT looking for value. We ARE looking for cool pictures, meme players and forgotten heroes. I'll try to make this quick right after I have this smoke. I will also be screen shotting my pictures after this one, to reduce file size and prevent upside down posting. Brb.
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>>154535297
Gary doesn't tremble. He makes everyone else tremble
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>>154535268
I wonder if Celebrini's presence made things spookier.
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>>154535281
I'd allow it
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>>154535198
he looks like this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NN62orT-OI
around 3:40
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why does /hoc/ hate jackeye so badly when he used to be a fellow fork lift driver at the local costco?
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Darnelle Nurse will be on team Canada for the skoda
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>>154535302
it's very difficult to not post pictures upside down here
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Driving home as fast as possible to make sure Gary isn't rigging the lotto balls.
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>Can't wait for either the Rags, Islels, or Debbies to win the lottery
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>>154535302
I’m looking forward to your pulls
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Todays categories are:
>goalie pack
3 cards
>2020 to current
3 cards
>5 cards
5 random cards
And lucky us a full pack of
>1991-92 Pro Set Series 1
15 cards of notorious garbage plus one discount code.

We'll go the 5 pack, the goalies, the 2020's, and then pro set. Let's get started!
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>>154535100
> Excuse me son? You boys better be behaving
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>>154535372
I can't wait!
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>>154535372
Lmao i remember buying many packs of those prosets when i was a kid
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>>154535100
I WILL DEFEND GARY WITH MY LIFE. BASED ST. GARY
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>>154534531
Its still funny to me how Florida ended up getting punished the most for this while nothing happened to Chicago
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>>154535372
>screenshot of wieving your photo
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>>154535219
didn't this exact same thing happen in celebrini's draft year? iirc he was named to the roster and literally in europe for the tourney and dropped out last minute
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>>154535381
Gary owns the FBI and wouldn't bother alerting a nobody like shitwood
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[>Johnston] Further to this:(Kurz post) It sounds like there's a good chance the NHL would rule in Philadelphia's favor if this scenario plays out. Meaning, if Toronto retains its 2026 1st after tonight's lottery, expect 2027 1st to go to Flyers and 2028 1st to Bruins ... both unprotected.

So leafs agreed to give both Boston and flyers their 2027 first round pick? How the hell are they not fined and punished for this?
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>>154535055
as dead as his team, I'm afraid
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>>154534039
I could do better.
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>5 cards
>Rickard Rakell on the Ducks
Says he played 9 seasons there
>Raker Evans Kraken
Ok
>Kelly Kisio, rags
He has a C on his chest but you never here about this rags legend
>Kirk Maltby on the Oiler
Rare. He played 3 seasons there before becoming a Red Wings legend
>Martin Gelinas on the Oilers
Also rare perhaps most well known as a canuck or hurricane

Goalies next
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>>154535421
>2 GTA teams plus Hamilton
>Still just one Michigan team
I hate it
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Why isnt /hoc/ talking about the pwhl playoffs?
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>>154535405
I posted the wrong one
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>>154535372
I’m excited :)
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>>154535439
We only watch the boy aquarium to see some hot sexy studs in action.
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>>154535439
because they retardedly play at the same time as leagues that people actually care about
the PWHL should play over the summer, then people would actually watch it
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>>154535439
Good morning
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>>154535439
My sister went to a game :)
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>>154535163
>LaCombe
>After that disaster last night
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>>154535463
your sister eats box?
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no need for that
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starting to snow here where i'm at 20 or so minutes outside Denver lads.
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>>154535439
I'm too busy PLAYING in the PWHL playoffs!!!
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>>154535436
>>154535372
The goalies turned out pretty well.
A classic Ryan Miller on the Sabres
Anton Khudoin on the bruins is nothing but the card is recent but feels like an old timey card so that's nice.
And a nice action pose of Igor Shesterkin, a current top goalie. Not bad.
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>>154535484
britta we know you got suspended
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it's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-UpGkied28
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>>154535486
Whoops
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>>154535500
Damn that set up Miller had with the old Buffalo jersey is AWESOME
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Hockey guy has started his draft lottery livestream. Wont it be funny when the canucks dont win it
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>>154535436
kelly kisio is an odd one, I remember barely even being able to find people on hfboards talking about him. Played for mostly bad-to-mid teams and probably lots of guys had those numbers back then but still
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1-1 after 20 in moncton
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If the 'hawks get the first pick, will you finally stop saying my Oilers are unethical?
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Flames are winning this draft lottery book it Gary will reward us for building a new arena
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>>154535521
I think so too
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hope you're all ready for gary's big, fat, veiny LOTTERY
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Bros! Check this out. Teuevo on the Teravainen whatever. But how avout that. Matz Zuccarello on the Wild and a shiny Cale Makar card. That's a nice fuckin card.
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if the >rags and cawks win the draft im never watching the nhl again.
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Gary's ballz
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>>154535518
Corey Perry's little worm got the 1st pick in the Bedard's mom draft
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>>154535421
surely victoria would be a better choice than boise or albuquerque
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>>154535470
She’s bi but has
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>>154535463
My sister is dating Indian man
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>>154535552
go sens go!
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>>154535552
do we refer to you as saar-adjacent now?
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anyone got the dangle stream?
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I don't have a sister
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>>154535562
Why do you watch
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PK is on sportscenter right now reviewing met gala outfits
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this draft has great bust potential, getting the number one is no great shakes
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>>154535558
soon to be saa-in-law
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>>154535578
keaton jerkoff is truculent
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Alright bro's the pro set pack was a bust as usually only notable stars was Pat Lafontaine, Cam Neely and Tom Barrasso. So enjoy this picture of Brett Hull holding the Hart trophy in 1991, enjoy the lotto, enjoy the game and don't forget to join the Rink Rat Fan Club!! Knee ya sex time.
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>>154535573
is he wearing his own wigga outfit?
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>>154535573
Is he trying them on?
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>>154535552
>My sister is dating Indian man
Sounds like shes siblings with one too
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>>154535589
>mild grammar error = indian
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MANIFESTING A >LAFFS FALLING TO 6TH SCENARIO
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>>154535586
FUCK NEELY >:(
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>>154535586
>10c off licensed merch
Wow that's a real generous deal from Gary
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When will we know if the laffs drop down the order lmao?
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>>154535610
Saar am not Indian English very Gus saar
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TAKE MY ENERGY CALGARY!!!!
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>>154535617
dubs=laffs get a top 3 pick
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>>154535623
Ya but you get 10 cents in each pack so the more you buy the more you save
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dubs and the laffs
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gary is going to rig it for xheattle
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>>154535623
10 cents in 1991 gotta be worth like $20 today
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tonight is the night that Deputy "Dawg" Commissioner Bill "William" Daly gets to shine
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You just know the Red Wings draft pick they traded away is upgrading. YZERSCAM WINS AGAIN
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Going to crack open a bear for the lottery
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>>154535701
Bear?
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>>154535706
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>>154535706
Yuengling
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>>154535716
Jen
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I don't drink because it makes me feel
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Drinking out of my flames mug for good luck
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>>154535439
PaWg Hockey?
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Snow starting to stick the the grassy areas.
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Time for the rigging to commence.
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shannon just said hallicuck was the best jets goalie theyve ever had
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>montreal victoire
>play in laval
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Swede jumpscare
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ready the turbomagnets
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There has never been a rigged game or lottery
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>>154535741
Interesting, I drink to stop the feels. Might have to have a sip just to cope with my Nuckies dropping to 3rd tonight.
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BLUES
>BLUES
BLUES
>BLUES
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its starting now
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>>154535742
Chocky milk?
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>>154535515
trying to think of a current player with good numbers who is completely nondescript like that. Maybe like Mikael Granlund but he played in small markets, not red wings/rangers
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FLAMES WON IT
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that ball machine looks janky as f
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GARY WILL HELP THE GARY BELT
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>>154535751
>montreal victoire
>down 1-0
huh
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Is Matthew Schafer retarded why does he speak like that?
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Gavin to the rangers please
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>>154535772
Some of the balls are weighted so they are less likely to be chosen.
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THE FLAMES ACTUALLY WON
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this is cringe
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>>154535792
Source?
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FLAMES WON IT PRAISE JESUS
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>>154535784
hes deaf
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>Caleb Malhotra
Dios mio...
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NUCKS SCARRRRRRRR... uh.... the #1 pick
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>>154535784
He's not a good actor.
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gavin high as fuck
>>
It's so simple goys just trust the process
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Schaefer is retarded
>>
Where are the balls?
>>
>>154535802
Hes Indian
>>
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>My Hawkies are getting a top-2 pick
>>
McKenna looking sleep-deprived
>>
>blue suit with red jordans
>>
what stopping them from magnetizing the balls and rigging it?
>>
>>154535817
3rd
>>
/OUR YEAR/

/OUR 3RD ROUND PICK/
>>
Did Gavin shave off half an eyebrow?
>>
>>154535827
Gary's integrity
>>
>>154535817
I hope not. Don't need more players getting Bedarded.
>>
cut the bullshit and drop them balls
>>
>>154535838
So nothing. Got it.
>>
>>154535784
reading off a teleprompter
>>
GARY IS HERE!!!
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
get gary a box to stand on you assholes
>>
this makes less sense to me than it did before matthew schaefer explained it
>>
GARY
>>
GARY IS HERE!
>>
BOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Bucci?
>>
GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY
>>
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hello my jets are ready to be cucked by gary once again
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This is the first time I've actually heard McKenna speak and I gotta say I don't particularly like him desu
>>
when does this start? I want to go shower
>>
Gary absolutely mogging Bucc
>>
>>154535817
There WILL be riots in the streets if we get top 2
>>
wow gary has 4 goyms tonight
>>
>>154535827
He rigged it to send lafreniere to the rags instead of montreal. Thank God.
>>
how long is this bullshit gonna take?
>>
gary looks old bros....
>>
>>154535861
no one asked
>>
Sticker fingers Bettman
>>
GO FLAMES
>>
>it makes us money, you stupid goy
jesus, gary...
>>
God Emperor Gary here in person to make sure Canada does not win.
>>
lmao those "auditors"
>>
>>154532890
Riveting television
>>
>CUTS AWAY LOADING THE BALLS
RIGGED AS FUCK
>>
gary looking a lil shaky
>>
Gary's balls are dropping.
>>
MESSI LEVEL RIGGING
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>commercial
Yup it’s rigged
>>
balls loading
>>
>he believe this is "live"
>>
>>154535870
He’s already searching for a successor
>>
so fucking rigged
>>
i want to zoom in on the numbers to see what order they were dropped in. very suspicious Gary not doing that
>>
wtf?
>>
>and now we load the magnets
>>
Holy fuck they are dragging it out
>>
Gary hand rubbing spotted
>>
I don't know WHY they did this technique again
it was boring last year and it's just as boring this year
>>
Gary actually looks kind of fuckable tonight
>>
how do they prove that this is live and not prerecorded?
>>
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>
HEY I wanted to show off gary's balls!
>>
>1001 possible options
>only 15 balls
I don’t get it.
>>
>>154535906
they think we're fucking idiots that's why
>>
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>Stenberg or McKenna will be a Blackhawk
>>
>>154535912
gary wouldn't lie to us
>>
ITS RIGGED
>>
wtf is this
>>
THE BALL BOUNCES DO NOT LOOK NATURAL
>>
>laffs already dropping
UH OH
>>
The only COOL thing to this is the live odds on the sdie
>>
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BALLS BALLS BALLS
>>
RELEASE ZEE BALLS
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i forgot how weird they made this
>>
It's over laffs bros
>>
HAHAHAHA
>>
WHO WON
>>
RIGGED FOR SEATTLE

RIGGED FOR SEATTLE

RIGGED FOR SEATTLE
>>
Stop the steal!
>>
Hello, I hate riggers
>>
my broons :(
>>
I DONT UNDERSTAND
>>
>>154535932
Do they even want it ?
I thought fhsy traded it away
>>
fugg!
>>
not like this budlander sisters...
>>
chicago bros... what do we do..
>>
UM
>>
Holy shit this is goofy
>>
seattle huh?
>>
THE NUMBERS MASON
>>
>>154535952
Top 5 protected
>>
This INSANE
>>
>commercial break
Bravo gary
>>
>kitties gone
RIGGED PULL THE BALL RIGHT FUCKING NOW GARY
>>
FLAMES WON FLAMES WON
>>
hes rigging it for the >rags as you read this
>>
TURN OFF THE MAGNET GARY
>>
gary really keeping us in suspense!
>>
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>>
the ad screen is twice as large as the lottery screen
>>
Bettman is a genius at suspense. Watch your commercials.
>>
This is as real as the moon landing
>>
LEAFS DID IT
>>
Oh my fuck >rags are getting it huh?
>>
>>154535963
Jen
>>154535971
At least the balls are still showing
>>
THE FLAMES GET MCKENNA
>>
>>154535966
So probably 6th for our leafs
>>
>>154535991
YESSS
>>
conroy's not feeling this bullshit circus
>>
Lmao what a fucking joke
>>
I wanted Ivar anyway instead of BustKenna
>>
RIGGING THE BALLS

GARY YOU FUCK
>>
instead of ping pong balls they should use hamsters
>>
>3 balls stuck in the chamber
RIGGED
>>
Commercial break to ensure fairness
>>
they are waiting til the Laffs number is in and will call time
>>
>10 more minutes of bouncing balls
Stunning television.
>>
They told McKenna he was going to Vancouver before the lottery. That’s why he sounded so bummed.
>>
LET YOUR STICK DO THE TALKING
>>
>>154536000
cute pic and digits
>>
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is unc gonna retire?
>>
>laffs
>>
RIGGED

RIGGED

RIGGED
>>
The suspense is killing me Gary!
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
LEAFSBROS HOLY SHIT
>>
TORONTO SCARRRRRRRRR #1 PICK!!
>>
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>laffs
>>
RIGGED FOR THE LAFFS
>>
OUR FUCKING LEAFS
>>
Holy fucking rigged.
>>
GET FUCKED
>>
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK
>>
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH
>>
told you
>>
CANUCKS BTFO
>>
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My team lost already so all I hope for now is that the Canucks don't win and waste McKenna's potential. Oh and also don't want the Lames to win either
>>
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
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I am no longer a fan of the NHL.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
alright I'm back from dinner, what did I miss?
>>
How will the >laffs fuck this up?
>>
>laffs
Rigged
>>
RIGGED
>>
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHIT
>>
>okay when islanders win it
>rigged when leafs win it
>>
/hoc/ was right, Chayka rigged it
>>
>laffs
>>
RIGGED FOR THE LAFFS
>>
bull fucking shit
>>
>>154536038
Anon.........
>>
Is Sundin drunk?
>>
LOL
>>
Lets be honest
the >laffs are going to fuck it up anyway by picking some random.
>>
are they gonna burn down vancouver again
>>
hilarious lmao
>>
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFS
>>
It's Bettmanian
>>
>>154536009
It was worse than you thought
>>
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
>>
chayka will big brain a different player instead of mckenna and stenberg
>>
So typical lmao
>>
GARY THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>
>>154536061
You think he's managing the >laffs sober? Fuck that!
>>
ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL
TWO YEARS IN A ROW WITH THIS SHIT GARY YOU VILE FUCKING JEW RAT MAN
>>
>>154536040
Cancucks would be too irresponsible with the career of Mckenna.
>>
>>154536068
Now he gets to play with matthews it’s better for him!
>>
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GG boys
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>laffs
>>
RIGGED FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>
worst case scenario
>>
have a feeling the chayka/mckenna era is going to be hilarious
>>
gary heel turn
>>
>McKenna is a bust
>laffs don't have their 1st round pick the next two years
>laffs
>>
Laffs get to kill another career, how tragic
>>
>biggest win for Leafs fans with this core is winning the lottery
I'd 100% trade Matthews now though and start the rebuild with McKenna
>>
imagine being canucks disaster trading generational talent and blowing up team to finish last and the laffs get 1st.
>>
>>154536088
*worst case ontario
>>
That ball intern is going to be whipped hard for drawing the wrong number
>>
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>>154536084
>>
This is weird, the lottery numbers combinations the NHL gave out on their official website are not accurate
>>
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>>154536053
it was called rigged when my islanders won it too
>>
Are laffs planning the parade again?
>>
TOTAL JEETRONTO DEATH
>>
Literally any other team would have been better. Fuck this gay shit.
>>
>>154536061
he speaks perfect english I think the audio setup was just fucked
>>
>canucks
>>
Are you fucking shitting me
>>
>another 10 commercials to see who drafts 2nd overall
>>
There is no fuckin way that shit is not rigged
>>
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SEETHE /HOC/
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>>
>timmy seething at the leafs
>>
Gary magnets strike again
>>
Woohoo!! Plan the parade Toronto!!!
>>
If the >laffs use this 1OA on another fucking forward I'm going to lose my fucking mind
>>
Demidov better win the calder to make up for this shit
>>
danglr made the call
>>
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>even MORE expectations
OH I'M LAFFIN
>>
This draft lottery will last 3 hours at this pace.
>>
I know the Coyotes always got fucked bad on the lottery but I forget how many of those this guy was there for
>>
It’s okay flames are winning second round
>>
McKenna-Mexihews line will be kino
>>
dangle won
shannon lost
>>
krak bros we're getting that #2!
>>
>>154536105
Florida would have been worse but that's the only one
>>
Chayka here. Now you know why ((( they ))) picked me.
>>
TWO BALLS
>>
>dogshit laffs
>UHHHH HERE TAKE MATTHEWS
>UHHHH HERE TAKE MARNER
>core implodes
>dogshit laffs
>UHHHH HERE TAKE MCKENNA
fuck off with this rigged farce
>>
>>154536076
>Haha good one anon
>>
>Auston Matthews says his future with Toronto is uncertain
>Maple Leafs magically get the first overall pick
Bravo Gary
>>
>>154536129
you have to take mckenna first overall
>>
>>154536142
What? This gives them the excuse to trade matthews and start over
>>
Why is Toronto still in it?
Can they draft 1st and 2nd?
>>
FUCK
>>
RIGGED AGAINST MY KITTIES
>>
I'm at work who won the #1 pick?
>>
>please start the machine

wtf am i even watching
>>
holy rigged magnet balls
>>
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cam on sharkies
>>
LEAFS STANLEYC UP
>>
getting 1 and 2. someone stop the laffs.
>>
>>154536170
the mecca of hockey
>>
>>154536170
Leafs
>>
>>154536160
they said their balls will be redrawn if picked
>>
>>154536170
Jeetronto Maple Jeets
>>
Flames bros we got rigged
>>
>>154536170
/hoc/s team
>>
FUCK YOU RIG MACHINE
>>
Why did Gary forsake my cats?
>>
RIGGED FOR LAFFS AGAIN
>>
TORONTO GODS
>>
ANOTHER MIKE GRIER MASTERCLASS
>>
SHORKS #2
>>
they forgot to turn off the tronto rigging program
>>
>shorks
>>
my laffs make ya seethe it appears
>>
TORONTO GETTING 1 AND 2
>>
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MY SHARKIES :DDD
>>
HAHAHAHAHA FIRST LAFFS NOW FAGGOT ASS HEATED RIVALS TEAM TOTALLY NOT RIGGED
>>
IT’S GOOD TO BE A LEAFS FAN AGAIN
>>
>>154536173
looks like you got your wish lmao
>>
>Nuckies dropping from 1OA to 3OA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Mike Grier can't stop winning.
>>
>>154536159
they'll probably play together before matthews is traded
>>
EVERYTHING GOES INTO THE TORONTO DUMPSTER
>>
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my sharkies!
>>
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SHORKS!
>>
>canucks
KWAB
>>
>san jose watch party
>fat little beaner front and center
>>
Holy rigged
>>
RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED
>>
based sharks
>>
>blackcawks
>>
What an absolute fucking joke
>>
Leafs and DEI GM. This shit is so fucking rigged
>>
>rags suck
>gifted 1st
>laffs suck
>gifted 1st
Not even mad because they will still find a way to suck ass even when Rogers is stuffing money down Bettman's ass
>>
BAKE A NEW THREAD ALREADY
>>
lmao Vancouver all that losing for nothing
>>
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LETS TEAR THIS PLACE APART
>>
grier can't even smile because he knows this shit is rigged
>>
>laffs
>>
hawks bros... the sharks rebuild has passed us...
>>
BREAKING: Leafs trade down for Tom Kurvers
>>
legendary sharks etsy witch performance
>>
>>154536215
better than the fujos
>>
>>154536222
Matts is DEI for bald people?
>>
Well that was fucking bad
>>
>>154536230
>>154536220
Obsessed much
>>
Sharks have won too much recently
>>
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I'm not even happy about this as a >shorks fan, Vancouver got hosed so fucking hard it's unreal.
>>
>>154536236
The Sharks GM...
>>
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>raga dropped from 3 to 5
>>
flames getting fucked lmao
>>
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>kitties 9th
Okay not great.
>>
>>154536256
Like usual… it’s over for us the rigging began
>>
luckily the whole top 10 is looking pretty good so i'm not too worried but goddamn that sucks
>>
I love Gary Bettman and the National Hockey League, this is fantastic and absolutely not rigged
t. shorks
>>
So who is McKenna going to?
>>
haha all tankers teams btfo
>>
>>154536234
the fujos are busy in the sigil room arranging the narrative
>>
>>154536257
Hope we just trade it. The draft this year isn't even good.
>>
>Stenberg or Reid to Sharks
Bruh
>>
>>154536262
Toronto obv
>>
League has deemed Canucks too much of a liability to be drafting the potential superstars.
>>
>>154536257
Sorry but you're not in the script anymore
>>
sharks are gonna be a dynasty in the 30's wtf
>>
Gary made that whole thing real exciting
>>
the leafs have to draft the best dman, right?
>>
new
>>154536281
>>154536281
>>154536281
>>154536281
>>
>>154536274
>potential superstars
lol
>>
>>154536262
toronto
>>
I wish Toronto has gotten the second pick too
>>
I would refuse to play for laffs.
>>
>>154536262
Al-Qaeda
>>
>sharks move up
>their fans immediately think of the Blackhawks
We don’t care about you. We never will. Go watch heated rivalry and mow my lawn
>>
now those were exciting balls
>>
>>154536272
>another fraudulent forward
Nah we should draft the best D
>>
>>154536278
McDavid is going to Ray Bourque his way onto the team and win a cup
>>
>>154533216
thank you gary



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