We're going to lose bigly today, Bayernbros. I'm too scared to even watch the game live, it's just going to make me angry and sad. We can't even beat Heidenheim, how are we supposed to beat PSG? I'm worried for my wife.
>>154535201>I'm worried for my wife.Are you English by any chance ?
Bet an absurd sum of money on PSG so no matter what happens you'll be happy.
>>154535201I watched that heidenheim game. You can’t defend for shit. Hopefully somehow you get to the final
>>154535201You can't possibly be an actual German. Real Germans do not get scared, or excited, or anything really. Emotions are highly illogical.
>>154535331Lies, I've seen that scene where Hitler goes "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN" it looks like emotions to me.
>>154535319Nigga, have you seen their formation that game? They obviously dawdled around. This is hardly a measure of Bayern's defensive capabilities, even though their defense is obviously considerably weaker than their ridiculous offense
>>154535331pixar movies make me cry
>>154535359That's what you were supposed to think
>>154535201At least you can still get the domestic double.
>le anti jinxcringe
>>154535201As a Dortmund fan, I hope you both lose 1-1 after extra time
>>154535359>>154535331they only feel 1 emotion... anger....
>>154535475fuck dortmund fr
>>154535359He was counting (badly)
>>154535591This is Arsenal's year anywayAnd it's better for the DFB if you lose tomorrow
>>154535331He's bavarian. Thy are diferent from prussians. every cliche about germany is actually bavaria
>>154536402The order and punctuality thing is mostly PrussianThe cold and taciturn autism thing is northern German in general
>>154536355Why is it better if they lose that one? They're supposed to lose the league and the cup if possible, but if they lose in the CL after having already won the league, the rest of us just look all the dumber
>>154536456Let the French and English break each other's legs so the Germans are fresh for the WCBut it makes as much sense for Bayern to chase this one as it does for PSG and Arsenal so they'll play to win obviously
>>154536638I'd understand that if the respective clubs had tons of players from their respective country. Sure, Bayern has Tah and Kimmich who could use a break, but Goretzka, Musiala, and Karl are not that overplayed. Musiala even definitely needs more games to regain his form after his injury. Bischof likely won't get nominated anyway (unfortunately), Neuer retired from the national team, Urbig will be second fiddle even if he gets nominated, Gnabry is already out with an injuryThe point applies to Tah and Kimmich for sure, the rest ... not so much in my opinion. Unless they get injured, of courseAlso, are you really a Dortmund fan? How come?
>>154535331>post is 2 minutes after midnight>"today"i think he's the real deal
>>154535201Come on pal, you've watched your team conquer the glory many times, didn't you? Imagine how Arsenal fans will feel if they lose both epl and ucl this year?
>>154538027Kek
