prev: >>154532890
first (dropped to 3rd) for I am going to kill myself
this shit is rigged
Yay now the leafs don’t have to face consequences for their actions!
whys my laff make ya so angry?
>win the 1OA pick>new GM tests players outside the draft combine and loses 1OA pickheheh
>Toronto Maple Leafs awarded #1 pick in the 2026 NHL draft.>In unrelated news, Gavin McKenna found dead in his hotel room.
>Nuckies drop from 1st to 3rd>thinking about hiring Pierre Dorion as their GMKWAB
lol what a shit show Gary will still be accused of hating Canadian teams
>>154535919RETARD
SHARKS KEPT GETTING TOP PICKSEXPLAIN THIS GARY
Canucks gargling Gary's balls for 3rd?!?
Leafs bro's.....it's coming home.
gary is a rigger
Things are looking grim in Vancouver
>>154536306I bet he is going to buy another 10 Wendy's franchises to celebrate
Welcome to hell Gavin
They really need to stop giving those shit Can'tnadian teams all this help. They just blow it and squander it like a February game in Italy
san jose beaners Stan Lee champs 2031 - 2038 confirmedMcKenna may as well kiss his career goodbye though
If the draft lottery is rigged then why didn’t the coyotes ever win it?
>>154536318surely viggo björck will redeem them
the NHL REEALY wants the leafs to get a cup for some reason?or mohdi made the call?
>>154536288>sharks already have Celebrini>Misa going to be in his second year >win second overallbro wtf
you guys are cool, don't go to rogers arena today
this was supposed to be our year nuck bros
I just changed my mind about all the shit I've said about the NHL Draft™ being an unfair blood tax over the last few years
anyone got a chart of the prelottery odds?
>>154536326San Jose is mostly Asians bro
Moving forward, Vancouver should treat the draft like a boring mandatory work event and send lowest ranking person in the organization, and treat it with disdain not excitement. Reflect the terrible process the lottery has become. Thanks oilers you were so horrible you ruined first overall picks for everyone else. Enjoying wasting mcdavid career.
Gary needs to fucking retire already
>>154536328Because it's rigged.
>dropped down to 9thThis fucking sucks why would a team ever bother tanking?
>rags dropped from 3rd to 5th
Hongcouver got screwed lol
Alexader Daigle and Patrick Stefan were drafted number one
>>154536314canucks were no match for fujos manifesting. laffs only got first because of residual fairy dust from marner/matthews.
>>154536338maybe dont trade your team away and keep trash like petterson on max contracts.
The draft lottery is riggedAND IM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT LAFF BROS
Flames got shafted :(
>>154536314All they needed was a franchise dman to complete the rebuild, Big Money Mike made the call
>w-w-w-where happy with the process Vancouver is barley holding it together
Gavin McKenna is the Canadian heart the Leafs need to offset Matthews. tried it with mitchy but the kid’s from fuckin oakville. Rich fuck
Cuckbro's it was supposed to be our time.
>>154536359No one gives a fuck
so if the leafs miss the playoffs next year and win the first overall, it goes to my flysies?
what will chatgpt tell the laffs to do with the pick
did anyone have a screen cap of the rigged ball that got rejected?
thoughts?
if you had to play for a canadian team which would you choose? i'd want montreal for all the freaky french canadian sluts.
>>154536359It's not fair :(
>>154536350>why would a team ever bother tanking?That's the whole point of the lottery and not just rewarding picks based on placement, to decentivize intentional tanking
Sharks were a few points away from making the playoffs and now theyre picking 2nd overall. Cool lottery Gary
My only prayer left is that Sundin is a retarded swedish GM and takes Stenberg first overall.
>>154536373Trade the pick for Brady Tkachuk
Teams go through proper rebuilds without ever sniffing a first overall pick meanwhile here come the >laffs ending up in the basement through sheer incompetence and being rewarded with a first overall pick for it.
right then what dogshit 32 year old forward will we be trading this draft pick for then!
>>154536373Draft Sidney Crosby
So what’s the point of tanking when it doesn’t matter?
do players actually want to play for the leafs?
Now that the rigging is done, now many combined goals tonight from avies milds?
>>154536373Trade it for Mcdavid and nurse
>>154536395brety good finalists
>>1545363992-1 in double ot
>>154536373Short answer? They shouldn’t get cute. The Toronto Maple Leafs need to treat that pick like a pressure valve, not a lottery ticket.Here’s the tension: this team is built around a core that’s already in its prime window. Waiting 3–5 years for a prospect to maybe matter is like buying seeds when your house is on fire.So they’ve got three real options—and only one of them actually lines up with reality:1) Trade the pick for immediate help (the smart, boring, correct move)Package the pick with a roster player or prospect and go get:a legit top-4 defenseman who can survive playoff forechecksor a nasty middle-six winger who plays like it’s personalThink less “flashy name,” more “guy who ruins someone’s night.” The Leafs don’t lose because they lack skill—they lose because things get tight and ugly and they don’t push back hard enough.2) Draft—but only if it’s NHL-soon talentIf they keep the pick, it has to be someone close to ready. Not a 5'10" skill winger who needs seasoning until 2029. More like:heavy, two-way centerdefensive defenseman with edgesomeone boring on a stat sheet but annoying in a playoff seriesBasically, draft a problem, not a project.3) Trade down and stockpile (only if they’re retooling, which they’re not really doing)This is the “we’re being patient” move. Sounds nice. Completely clashes with having stars in win-now mode.
>>154536383The point is so Gary's favored teams can get the top picks every season
>>154536378His career is already over like McFraud.
>>154536357The only first overalls we’ve had were Wendel and Auston this is just the hockey gods correcting gordie stellick trading our chance at prime Lindros/Niedermayer for fucking Tom Kurvers
>>154536396whats the point of trying when gary rigs for sunbelt every year?
>>154536396got us celebrini
>>154536365Are you really naive to think all these hockey prospects aren't from upper middle class rich backgrounds??? You should know better
One fucking down year and Toronto gets gifted a golden parachute.
Alright flames bro’s who are we drafting sixth? I didn’t follow the prospects this draft because naturally I assumed we would be drafting first.
>>154536353You now remember Nail Yakupov
>>154536396Tank even harder.
>laffs
>>154536386Worth it if it helps retain Nylander
>>154536411>trade 1oa in the best draft in years for a middle six wingersounds about right
Imagine how sad they must be that they don't get to ruin the #1 prospects hopes and dreams like they have with Bedard
chatgpt said the leafs should draft mckenna "without question".
>>154536395This one is really not up to debate
>>154536421I played puck my whole life I know but kids from oakville/richmond hill are a special kind of privileged
>>1545363509OA got the Debbies Cory Scheinder at the draft, so Igor or Connor this time?
I feel bad for McKenna. He could have been drafted to San Jose or Seattle where he would live a nice comfortable life and be able to go out in public without too much recognition. Instead he has been sent to a hell of epic proportions. I hope he gets the fuck out of Toronto and really Canada as soon as possible for his own mental health
>>154536411this is basically what i expect to happen
If your team has a single lottery pick on the roster that wasn't traded for, all your wins are illegitimate
>>154536439True but Habs fans are still gonna riot when Schaeffer wins it
WEGOT REID
JEETCHADSWE WON
Lol the cursor is showing on the guests video
>>154536440Shut up rich boy
>>154536438Sundin and chayka have advanced analytics and ai that they will be making an off the board pick.
>>154536438Update your model>Given the team's shallow prospect pool—having only made two first-round picks in the last five drafts—new General Manager John Chayka may consider trading down. This would allow the team to:Add a high-end prospect while gaining multiple additional picks to bolster organizational depth.Target defensive needs, as several top-10 prospects are high-ranking defencemen like Keaton Verhoeff, Chase Reid, or Carson Carels.
>>154536441that trade made goalies trade value worthless lmao
>>154536448
>>154536441Or just trade the pick for a goalie.
Name a more depressing destination for a #1oa than present-day Toronto.
i knew calgary wasn't gonna win. we've never drafted top 3 and we never will
Watch Sundin draft the Swede
>>154536442Fuck that Mckenna’s a rockstar he doesn’t wanna play in the autonomous shithole zone of Seattle. Pressure makes diamonds buddy
I.STILL.BELEAF.
>>154536469Vancouver
>>154536454>Busthews >Mcbusta
>>154536471We tried bro even one of the worst flames teams in history couldnt get it done
>>154536469Detroit Red Wings
>I'M MCKENNA, WITH DRAWL HEREwhy did he shout his name during the heist when he's projected to go #1 overall?
>>154536438mckenna has higher ceiling, but could be a bust player too. id take the 80-90 pt swede thats basically a guarantee.
CONGRATULATIONS MCKENNA!!!You're stuck on a team that will never win a Stanley Cup
>>154536468It WAS a trade. (The nucks then picked Bo Horvat)
Just go back to the draft order being set according to the worst record. Only 8 times in 32 years have the team with the worst record won the lottery. The Oilers never had the worst record in all of their lottery wins.
McKenna is pulling an Eli Manning and refusing to play for the Leafs
>>154536454bros, does being a laff make you norwood? is that why he went from 69 goals to a 4th liner and took that trip to turkey last year "injured" to see a specialist?
>>154536471>Sam Bennett is the highest drafted Flames playeroof
>>154536336kek
>>154536475Mats said in his book he’s more canadian than swedish
>>154536490kek
>>154536478Yeah right you guys gonna run McKenna out of Toronto and give him PTSD. You do it to all your stars. McDavid to Anaheim is all but a foregone conclusion at this point
>>154536469seattle
>>154536504pulling a lindros you mean
>>154536509He won the conn smythe
How do Bruins and Blues remain so consistently good despite almost never tanking?
>>154536509What are the odds he ends up turning into a chug and busts?
>>154536509draisaitl went 3rd. a lot of draft lists had him going 4th or 5th though
>>154536492Shane Wright is still in Coachella Valley. Let's hope McKenna gets stuck on the Marlies and traded eventually before the media and nutjobs ruin him
>>154536469imagine being a multi millionaire pro athlete and being forced to live on long island.
No way the Edmonton Oilers RUINED the draft lottery for literally everyone else and then completely fumbled and failed to win a cup. Fuckass team.
becoming the viggo björck stalker
morning frens, lets hoki! go wild!
>>154536531they both kinda sucked this year
>>154536521Yeah I forgot about him because it didn't really work out for him.
>>154536539he was on the Krakens all last season
>>154536532saw him play a few times and wasn't terribly impressed. he's a martone clone.
>>154536518Name one star that left canada and NO matthew tkacarried and 160 pound mitch DONT count
>>154536542I enjoyed having their talent play for my team though. That 2016-2020 period was kino in Bakersfield
Nice draft pick you got there
>>154536545Sorry finn, I'm not in the mood today.
now the leafs have none of their first round picks for the next two years right?
Mckenna has bust written all over him anyway. It works out well dropped because he’s not a first overall talent. Enjoy your powerplay merchant
I thought Gary loved us? What happened :(
>>154536551American Hero Wayne Gretzky
mckenna is going to take like 4-5 seasons just to become a poormans william nylander.
>>154536545Good morning Pekka :D
>>154536437maybe they'll use this opportunity to finally draft a boyfriend for bedard.
Matthews hates Chayka bc he was one of the final nails in the coffin that took out the Yoots. He gone
>>154536556The leafs power play reeks like your sisters cunt so I genuinely will
HOW WE FEELING LEAF FANS
>>154536551Brett Hull. He literally changed his citizenship.
>>154536572Canucks make playoffs before laffs book it.
leafs aint gunna do shit with that 1st pick lul
chayka already has a secret moneyball pick in store he cooked up while managing his 61 wendys
bing image generation used to be so much better. Even the aislop is getting enshittified
>>154536542redditon brother
based leafs taking the bust
>>154536563Incorrect he was sold by Peter Pocklington. Not his decision as free agency didn’t start until you hit 30 back then
>>154536587We’re all going to enjoy the next 10 years of stenberg and celebrini absolutely destroying our team.
>>154536566hello! :D
bud1
McKenna will simply bust from depression.Bravo Gary.
>>154536551Johnny Hockey RIP
Our Jackies will never win a lottery :(
Shannons wife is being attacked by bees
trade 1st to contend next year
>>154536587i missed this, i dont know what to say :DDDD
>>154536587>8.5% chances>won the lottery
>>154536333remy bros... not like this
>>154536585I'm pretty sure he was in LA anon and last I checked LA is in Mexico
Sharkbros why does Gary love us all of a sudden?
>>154536575Hully got traded from Calgary because he was too fat in his young days though he didn’t leave of his own volition
>Leafs
Who are my Rangies picking?
>>154536595anyone remember when trb was complaining about this? (sean higgins supporter)
So basically don’t try and tank for better players. it’s better to be mediocre like the sharks and islanders and you will be rewarded. Meanwhile the Canucks finished first and get fucked.
>>154536526Not with the Flames
>>154536577If they were smart they would trade McKenna to the Oilers for McDavid and try with the cup in the next 2 years.
Celebrini is awesome so glad the Sharks are getting good picks. That said, fuck Toronto and extra fuck Vancouver.
The best thing that could've happened actually to mask the charlatan Pelley/Chayka management's near-future moves and extend them being fired from 2-3 years to 5 minimum, /hoc/ is gonna eat good until the 2030s with a future full of >LAFFS
>>154536612SMELL DAT AIR, COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE CUUUUUM
bout to heat up my chimichanga leftovers (chicken and chorizo)
>>154536619JEN
>>154536609he understands it's a bad move to keep the league's new marketing face trapped on a bad team
Its time for Chicago to trade Bedard
Damn I really thought the kraken would win it. Guess they’re doomed to suck forever and finish bottom 10 but never draft anyone good.
>>154536641He wants celebrini to make playoffs soon. Hes already given up on bedard
>>154536617Big Body Defenseman. Drury's type
>>154536619>>154536639>trb posts facebook/reddit meme>replies JEN to itwhy xhe do this
Why does Gary hate us...
>>154536596they'll win it in the worst draft year ever and end up with another rick nash.
Sharks should flip the 2OA for defense.
>>154536654.side deal bros...?
>>154536411Bruh Memethews and Bustlander have exited their primes 100%. The only one on the team who hasn’t is Knies. If the Leafs are all-in on taking McKenna that should call for an entire re-evaluation on keeping Matthews around and explore any possible trades involving picks and decent defensive prospects to properly rebuild around McKenna.
>destroy the franchise then have the 1st overall pick rigged to youTHE NICO HARRISON METHOD
>>154536632Copium to the max you don’t need a good gm to contend when you get lottery luck, just ask pittsburgh. Jim Rutherford won 2 cups
>>154536587very strategic from gary to keep one of the biggest franchises floating, this means matthews is out.Also sharks are going to be scary as fuck in a few years, they won with stenberg
The new management has nothing to hide behind now We want results
>>154536661Great job Gary.
>>154536660probably a slightly above average outcome for a 1OA they did actual terrorism to that guy's career
>>154536661>explore concrete wtf?
Atleast Steve dangle is happy
>>154536674BUTTHEYJUSTGOTHERE
my avies :)
>>154536660Rick Nash was fucking baller as shit I remember him in London he was awesome
>>154536627sounds crazy but could be kino
>>154536669>rebuild around McKennaoh jesus i hope they actually do this. the failure and resultant memes will be exquisite.
I support the hiring of Chayka. He's gonna make sure Toronto never wins shit for another 60 years
AVIES BROS YOU GOT MY SUPPORT
Bjork is the Flames' guy and will be the best player from this draft
>>154536660Jackies didn't even win the lottery for Nash, they traded for the pick
>>154536661Gary said no Canucks. Build around Pettersshit.
>>154536679When is the Draft Lottery Parade?
>>154536587This is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever seen
>buys 1st overall
Every team in Canada has made a Stanley Cup Final since 1993 and lost (Alhumdulilah) except a certain one. Not sure Toron-who could it be
>>154536693that makes it even worse. dude was a BUM.
COL/VGK WCFMTL/CAR ECF
Calgary and Vancouver really are the have-not twins of the league. Star players leaving, never winning a draft lotto, getting kicked down the draft list when they both suck and need the help more than any other teams in the league. I remember how much I hated the Canucks and their fans 15 years ago, and it was vice versa. Now when I talk to my friends back in BC all we do is commiserate over our misery
>>154536437them and the >rags
>>154536656Indeed. They just needed a few more decent players to be properly threatening instead of Macklin's backup dancers while he did his thing. They still need more D, but that's what trades are for.
>>154536684If Chris Tanev has a miraculous recovery and morgan rielly has a career ending injury they could get McD his ring
>>154536703dumb dumb
>>154536703I didn't include the Jets in this since they've only been there for 15 years
>>154536669all those guys could have boosts in production with mckenna joining the team. i agree they should blow the team up but first they should all play with mckenna and see if any magic happens, then trade them after
Sharks are really getting blessed with these picksBesides Marleau and Couture their other top 10 picks haven't been that great so hopefully these turn out well
I'm a casual, is this good for my Flyers? I don't understand the NHL draft
And with the 1st overall pick, Toronto's John Chayka picks... Liam Ruck!
>>154536701i'm not sure i can support what looks to be the most israeli team spiritually. who should i root for now?
>>154536553at least we have a first round pick bucko
>>154536727damn. must've won a lot of cups
>>154536723see>>154536725
>>154536589Sharks are going D not O
>>154536725The original Jets and Coyotes haven't made the finals either
>>154536742Drafting for need over best player available always backfires
>>154536685McKenna WILL be a generational player
NHL should just cut their losses and move all the Canadian teams south of the border. Why continue giving that fraud country more and more helping hands? How many more careers do they have to ruin before we say enough is enough?
People need to stop having a meltdown. It’s common that the third pick is better than first and second look at laffeirene and byfield. Stutzle is better than both.
>>154536752It worked for Colorado and Makar
>>154536755I thought so too but I changed my mind in the last half hour. He's actually going to be a bust.
>>154536661>rigged getting mogged by explore concreteKWAB
lmao its snowing in colorado. its literally almost summer
>>154536752That's why the oilers STILL have no defense and goaltending right?
>>154536772al gore btfo
am i alone here in being underwhelmed by thissharks getting #2 is eyebrow-raising but the rest is whatever
>>154536776Nurse was 7th overall
The only positive out of Toronto winning the draft is Auston can finally come home away from that toxicity and live a comfortable life
>>154536779he invented the internet
>>154536772traditional colorado seasons. one week of summer in february, one week of winter in may.
>>154536776no it's because they can't draft outside of the top 5
>>154536359Maybe vote No on the meme referendum and their luck might turn around
>>154536782It's probably not a big deal for US fans but it's a nightmare for real Canadians (Toronto is a culturally a US city so they don't count).
>>154536752They’ve already got the pieces for their top 6, whereas their defense is fucking atrocious. Stenberg will be a dog but top defensive talent doesn’t seem like a huge drop off/is extremely necessary for the team
>>154536784that was 13 years ago
moncton scaaaaar
>>154536763Makar was definitely the best player available whatHe was great in college there’s no way they were taking elias pettersson or fucking cody glass over him
>>154536772Kitties were supposed to be underwater over 20 years ago.
>>154536776Ungar is the goalie of the future just young and raw right now. Oilers fans are gonna like him. Better than anybody they've had since they got McDavid
Austin Matthews should go to the Stars
>>154536281
>>154536799well wasn’t it practically a given at least one or two of canucks/flames/leafs would end up feeling fucked outside of some very specific outcomes
Does this draft suck?
>>154536813>swimming with a shirt on kwab
>>154536799>Toronto is a culturally a US city so they don't countNo it's not anon, you don't have homeless on every block and you got good public transit
Drop the puck
>>154536800They got Sam Dickinson do they not that guy is going to be legitimately the next elite defenceman. Saw him play at 16 and he was better than most grown men
>>154536731Also, this was a kid I went to highschool with. Any chance he ever made some good cash over his career? I figure no but at least he had fun
Thank god that company that spent $10b on NHL TV rights miraculously won two draft lotteries for the team they owned.Absolutely normal
>>154536603yesbecause 8.5% is not 0%
I just watched the Chayka interview. Why was that reporter who claimed he called 20 contacts about to cry when he was asking the questions?
I think I might finally be done with hockey after this. There's so many better ways to spend my time that don't result in me wanting to kill myself constantly.
>>154536836Need 2 dmen for a top line anon, Dickinson looked alright this season but he needs time and the rest of their d corps is not good
>>154536815I approve this post.
i want the >mild to win tonight
some pipes on this lady
>>154536661obviously fucking rigged but the league would implode if it ever got out.mickey mouse league rides on
First overalls make the league more then they bust.
>>154536779dis nigga won a nobel peace prize lol. his film won an oscar lol.
>>154536843Simmons? He's near retirement age, maybe Alzheimers
DROP THE PUCKS
it's leafs now
>>154536843Liberal
Nail Yakupov went first overall, Johnny went like 104th. draft position is no garuntee on the quality of the player. The draft is luck anyway your better off trading picks for players.
im ready for this barn burner
>>154536281Finally the Leafs won something.
>>154536843Laffs fan
>>154536851I don’t even like Dallas, just think he needs to get out of Toronto and I want to see big NHL names start pulling some ego shit and shake things upI want McDavid or the Hughes bros to go to Detroit as well
>>154536843Steve Simmons, same guy who harrassed phil the thrill about his hot dog and cheesy nacho habits when he was putting up 35 goal seasons on a line with bozak and nik kulemin. Guy’s a joke
>>154536359SIXTH OVERALL?!?! Rigged... I'm fucking crushed bro. Get ready for more mediocrity from the Flames next season... What did we do to to anger the hockey gods? The Leafs have 1 bad season and they get another superstar rookie. The Flames have been shit since before Gaudreau died and have nobody to put our hopes in
Remember the time Toronto gave what ended up being the 2nd Overall Pick to the Bruins for Kessel, and the Bruins proceeded to draft SeguinApparently Bettman did, and he's making sure that never happens again
that spot lehky fell down is the same spot makar fell down in warm ups
go avies!
mckenna this year but don't have their first for the next two lol, mckenna should refuse to sign
>>154536890Who cares matthews is leaving and chyaka is a djmbass theyre cooked
leah hextall wears a wig made out of emily kaplan's hair.
>>154536469>present-day Torontosounds better than almost every present day American city
>>154536890Kessel > Seguin all day. Seguin got booted off his team for skipping brunch, Phil led the Stanley Cup Playoffs twice in points. Brian Burke wasted Kessel
why does he say kadri like that
>>154536883>98.57% to win Awful math by big head
scar Avs
Right after the Leafs won The Hockey Guy got immediately sassy and went the Leafs will surely win twice as many cups with McKenna as they have with Matthews
AVIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154536551Sam BennettDustin ByfuglienAdam FoxJohnny GaudreauDougie HamiltonNoah HanifinQuinn HughesErik KarlssonRyan KeslerPhil KesselRoberto LuongoMitch MarnerMax PaciorettyMark StoneMatthew TkachukJacob Trouba
>>154536911I meant in terms of the hockey, not the actual city.
>>154536887Ahhh so one of the many toxic reporters who can't stop harassing the guys who make their careers possible
>No Blackwood
mild defense just letting him walk right down broadway
>m1ld
oh dear
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR MACK
Necas!
necas
OH BOY HERE WE GO
Who can stop Colorado?
>>154536924Reminder that he's a canuck cuck
MEME GAME KEK
>>154536850they have plenty of stuff they can trade for someone who wants out of their team or from a team that wants better future players and plenty of money to help make it happen.
>>154536889You guys had Gilmour and Mcdonald and Iginla and Johnny Hockey and did nothing with it man fuck outta here with this persecution complex
gonna be another meme game eh?
scar Wild
another meme game kek
my avies! :)necas!my avies :(
>soft swedesembarrassing
both teams forgot how to play defense
kek it's going to a repeat of game 1
2 retards fighting dot pngoh boy
West is a meme. They can't defend.
M E M EGAME
>>154536846>One less Cringenadian Bye bye 1993 2014 USA (your dad) all the way
here we go again
>>154536890Remember when the Leafs gave up Rask for Raycroft when Boston was going to let him walk in free agency just over a month later anyway?
oh boy another shootout
I’m so pissed I don’t think I can watch this shit anymore. Fucking rigged product. To be fair I was fully expecting them to give the rangers first overall but Atleast they earned it.
My oilers finally vindicatedfeelsgood
>one of these meme teams will face Rod's angry manlets in the SCF
No more scoring until 4OTCap this
TETARD FIGHT
quite a few empty seats there
Mr Gary have them score 20 goals this game
>>154536951Uhhh lanny and Doug Gilmore won the cup with the flames
>>154536991
>no swedish goalie has ever won a cup>the mild are trying to do it with 2KWAB
>>154536986my brother-in law is theresaid it is pretty thin
1-0 avsstream switched to a fucking baseball documentary so no webm for the wild goal
>>154536986there is a blizzard happening
>>154536983yeah those are the only two goals for a while
>actually watching the NHLyou know this shit is rigged, right?
>>154537000No Canadian has ever seen their local team win a Stan Lee in HD
>>154537007I look like this and say that
>>154536926Traded Gone fishinJewish doesn’t count Not enough good museums in CalgarySucked Jewish doesn’t count Traded ShitTraded, and still lives full time in Toronto believe it or not His contract sucked Mental midgetRetired in canada Traded Faggot Faggot
>>154537004>a blizzard>in Maygod, the world's fucking fucked... and all because oil companies are greedy as shit
>>154537016all me btw
>>154537013just like mini soda sports fans in every league
>>154536986it's denver, they literally have the best program in college hockey and never fill their barn lol
>goalie didnt know where the puck wasWild are fucked lmao
>>154536993They coulda been a dynasty if they didn’t trade douglas and macoun for fucking gary leeman and craig berube lol
>>154537021Just Like My Islanders
Why didn’t yall melt down when the islanders won? You all have tds. Toronto derangement syndrome.
>>154537024Anon I'm not mildcuck, and he isn't the only one who likes to shit all over you, we all do
>>154536979Stankoven's going to put up 10 goals in a single game
>>154537044Islanders won something? I genuinely can’t think of a time
>Wild can barely enter the zone. >Gustafson looks lost.Uh oh, Somali Sisters…
>>154537044Toronto and Rogers are the equivalent of Trump in regards to destroying their respective countries.
>>154537046>shit talk the mild>reee im not the mild cucklol
>>154537003that constant flashing of some light is really annoying me
I love to shit all over Can'tnadians after how they ran their mouths up until the Olympics
the guy they put in for wallstedt has a .000 save%
>rags
SHANNON STATUS?
>>154537067Win first overall pick bitch ass lol
canadians which american teams do you like and dislike the most
>>154537065garys magnets are so powerful they are effecting the buildings electricity
>>154537063>schizo mad I'm not one his fictional characters
>>154537076fat and weird
literally who will stop san jose...
>>154537077Nah I'd rather win against Can'tnada, it's a lot more fun
>Ass>Mild>Nighty Nights>Cucks
>>154537076Why does he have a female name?Why do I think his wife is cute and ugly at the same time?
>>154537091Weird who was captain of team usa
>>154537087the ten year cycle of elation turning into disappointment is fun to watch.
>>154537082>brownoids cheering for flyover stateskwarb
>Verhoeff is a younger birthdayok whatever drury you can make the toffness pick and I won't seethe
>>154537091Niggas flexing a 2 run win in baseball against “Tugboat Wilkinson” and then lost the finals to a dirt poor country lmfao how pathetic
>>154536975>”earning” a draft pick Having a team that sucks isn’t “earning” anything, getting a high pick is complete charity
>>154537099uhhh an American?? Lemme google his nationality to make sure
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>m2ld
>>154537096>his wife is cute and ugly at the same timeShe might’ve been cute for an extremely brief second in her prime but that’s it
Took a life altering dumpand think i am gonna pass outthis game ain’t shit
kek somalisota
>4 shots on goal>3 goalsgreat product you got there gary
mild finna get swept
>>154536435>best draft in yearsgo home burns youre drunk
>>154537110Yeah a leafs player that we got for first overall.
>mild2I expect them to run it up to six seven again Gary.Keep the magnets off.
pp cooking with gas! Gabe!!
my avies!! :))landeskog!
high sticking
>>154537103>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T ROOT AGAINST CANADAAAAA SAAAAR REEEEEEEEEE
>>154537118We call them Mckennas now.
>Swedish goaltending
>>154537044People were happy for Bud
>2 shots 2 goals>swedish goaltending
>milds
why don't teams just copy the best pp/pk?
i can't listen to this jeet, i'm turning to the us stream
>>154537118We call those chaykas now
My avies :)
>>154537069still .000% lol
>>154537133Why they not playing the Wall of St Paul?
lol Gustafson is buck broken already
What are you all drinking this Cinco de Mayo?
>>154537131mildie sissy meltie lol
>>154537067americans victory lapping their one (1) (une) (uno) (ichi) win in 50 years is peak american
2-1 avs
we need a tender who can tend
>>154537125Oh very nice. Which one of his Stanley Cup victories was your favorite? A team with a fanbase like the Maple Leafs who never harass their own players must be winning tons of cups
HOLY SHIT HE MADE A SAVE
i'm still calling them marners until he wins a cup
rank the goaltending of the teams left in the ploffs
>>154537153you deserve all the shit you're getting though. so just sit back and eat it.
>>1545371602027, 2028 and his 2029 cups
>>154536320That's the old gm. We have dubas lite now.
haha wow this club dj is cool these are good songs
>>154537153>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE BETTER THAN US AT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT
>>154537162it's a vintage term but it still fits, mckennas and chaykas are what the kids call them now
Fuck this shit I'm going to the crack stacks to get high with the somali bros
>>154536281RIGGERS
my bracket is hosed and I will not be doing a 2nd chance bracket
>>154537151Kombucha it’s tasty and helps my tummy
my marners have been a lot smoother now that I take fiber supplements
>>154536336Lmao
>>154537165Spiritually stephen post
>>154537160Well he has Gavin to help him now. Seethe that your shit team didn’t win the lottery.
>>154537168Which color Stanley do you prefer?
>>154537171hmm retard
>>154537187Stephen dangler?
>>154537178haha that street light looks like it's part of the building
If I were McKenna and I had my choice, there's no way I would want to sign in Toronto. Ownership and management are a shit show, and locker room vibes are questionable right now. Combine that with the Toronto sports media circus... I'd want to stay the hell away from there.
>>154537189>Laffs
>>154537163hartvaldarblackwoodandersenlyon/dostal/dobeswallstead/gus
>>154537190For me it's the 25 foot control lock stanley
>>154537190I got a military camo green one I use for veggie smoothies
>>154537082>defending a cupless team with 1993 postingyoure retarded like them
Should jonathan “advanced anal” chayka pull a 1999 brian burke and trade down to get the 2nd and 3rd overalls? comment your thoughts below
>>154537197McKenna pulling a Lindros would be amazing.
>>154537192I stand corrected.
>>154537193>hogdaledefinitely an aewtranny kwab
>>154537203dobes isnt that low
>>154536839Stop noticing
>>154537197If I were McKenna I'd be begging to get as far geographically as possible away from Canada period. All 7 teams are dumpster fires with shit management, coaching to go along with toxic media and fans. You're also guaranteed to never win
i fucking love this fourth line bros
>>154537210You dumbass niggas say this shit every year
>>154537197wdy mean you don't want Hayes and ODog talking shit about you non-stop?
>>154537221Canucks would’ve been good to him.
>>154537190The Stanley Leaf Blower.
>unfathomable cope in this threadSSM8
>>154537193please stop posting my picture
>>154537221Habbies might play for a Stan Lee in the next few years but yes, the rest of them look like shit right now
>>154537153>>154537175Just kiss already you fucking fags
>>154537240As long as their fans continue to shit on Slafkovsky and Dobes, no chance
>>154537224now would be the most valid time to do it though
>>154537227jeff o’neill sucked 40 cocks during the ‘02 stanley cup playoffs and still scored 8 goals and played with a black eye, his criticism is gospel and young players are lucky to hear it
>>154537237
>>154537221gary's merc system doesnt give him the choice
>>154537252Why do you post this he looks like a normal friendly guy
>>154537193>being a laffs AND a red sux fandamn talk about being dealt a bad hand
>>154537249i dont think they really even can in the current format of the cba.
>>154537249literally the only reason lindros opted out is because the nordiques owner was trying to bang his mom that shit will never happen ever again
holding
Avies new D pair has been solid so far, lets hope they get a good kill here
>>154537274looks like elbowing targeting the head
Does mckenna win the Calder?
is the avs jersey purple?
>>154537274he's just so holdable
give me wedgie
>>154537224He will be stuck in hell on an aging team that can't get it done. I do not wish such a fate on any player.
>>154537263uhhh he's le heckin tubbster
business idea: every time a team advances a round in the playoffs, they get to pick a player from the losing team to play for them
>advertisements for polymarket on the iceDid Gary have people bet on the lotto balls?Would explain the rigging.
>>154537282maybe in 2028
>>154537308They used to do this shit in junior B it was so fucking retarded
>Mckenna>Matthews>Mcdavid>Hughes>Crosby>Nylander>Cowan>Kniesliterally who will stop us?
>>154537308Do the mercenaries get their name on the cup?
>>154537320Theyre letting matthews walk and signing mcdavid in two years
i always forget how severely colorado sports teams cause hysterical searing hot malding and coping and seething on 4cuck/spee/
>>154537321yeah but they have to pay for their own ring
We will get em next year
>>154537316gary has been rigging the draft balls for decades now
>>154537326smart, matthews is a bum
I'll wait for a third chance bracket.
>russian wingers
Leafs already got the marner replacement lmfao!!!! Enjoy him vegasss when the playoffs come around youll watch marner go poof.
somali bros our power play sucks...
Wild are PP merchants
took a playoff marner today (increasingly loud and violent as it went on)
Jackets trade kent johnson along with every single asset they have for matthews and mcdavid. they win 2 cups and then shutter the org.
>>154537372we don't call them that here anymore
Chayka drafted Barrett Hayton instead of Quinn Hughes. What a laughingstock!
>>154537360Every time I turn the game on they're on the PP
Sorry, nuckies. Should have tanked harder :)
do the avs know two of wild's important guys are out?why are they struggling so much.
>the laffs first overall pick has been forfeited because chayka was tampering again
>>154537397
I had Korean bbq wings today for the first time they were really good. Generous amount of meat for wings and nice and crispy.
why is the ice so shit, i thought colorado was cold
new >>154537423>>154537423>>154537423
>>154537393Refs gifting penalties to Minnesota and not calling offsides on the goal.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
toews trying to kill his own goaler
>>154537221Add you watching the Habs rn?
Looks like the Cup will be returning to Halifax once more
