>Lap:#8434>Countdown to GP Quebec:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154515271>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:229 (228 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 100 (+25)NARB: 80 (+12)LEC: 63 (+8)NOR: 51 (+18)BC: 49 (+6)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 180 (+37)Ferrari: 110 (+18)McLaren Mercedes: 94 (+33)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 30 (+8)Alpine: 21 (+7)>2026 WEC Standings:NARB: 224.93 (+69.77)BC: 199.99 (+67.44)HAD: 174.79 (+75.19)>News:Edd Straw (fat fucken retard) rated Chuck and Amx 20nd and 21rd in his Meami ratingsF1 Miami GP top three deliver blunt rules change verdict: ‘It’s not at the level Formula 1 should still be at yet’Lionel Messi congratulates Antonelli after Miami GP win
edd
Why didn't Messi congratulate the soda horse?
Edd lovers explain yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcv3iFIPeJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQyhdGddWUQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTh6JYv4k88
>Juan Pablo Montoya has called for Max Verstappen to be punished with penalty points on his FIA super licence that would push him towards a race ban for his continued criticism of F1's 2026 regulations.Finally, I get to use the word "sycophant" in 2026.Seriously, why does Pablo have the FIA's dick so far down his throat?
>>154540004His jaw is weighed down by gravity
>>154540111
Is Edd weighed down by gravity?
>>154540004Montoya has a simple goal. Getting his son into F1.All he needs for that is for every current F1 driver, all reserve drivers and most F2 drivers to get banned. Because is son is a bit of a retard who can't go fast.
migg
>>154540156
>>154540004pozzedstappen is owned by abduls bro, stop defending him
>>>/wsg/6134092>>>/wsg/6134092>>>/wsg/6134092
>>154540303>Because is son is a bit of a retard who can't go fast.So just like his father.
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>>154540448THE RETARDATIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8hfLbiKwA
so now that the v8s are making a come back, who is gonna be the great debiru with the new regs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5KdsXoMzc
>>154540303he only needs a few billion to pull it off, ask lance
>>154540411>racist leaffuck off jeet
>>154540998being racist is the reason i have a beautiful intact dick whereas you're missing half of yours and need to whip out the lube every time you visit pornhub and will cause every girl you have sex with discomfort, brohating abduls pays off long term
>>154540448and why do they pronounce their "P"s so intensely? It's gotten pretty hold they should change things up.
>>154541068>Another F1 fan obsessed with cockMany such cases.
>F1 turns you gay for cock
>>154539953>>154539982He will never win championship
>>154539801
something wrong with netherlandese
>>154541505they prefer "hollandaise"
north belgian*
they actually prefer oranje mongrels
>>154541574I hate him
>>154541574>thats my bare ass LOL get it??? im such a le quirk chunguswhat the hell did toto do to him in those 5 years
i saw these at costco for 150 audwould you buyed this?if it was max i'd get it
>>154541587max is owned by abduls, bro
>>154541592abduls rape lando and kimi, bro
>>154541587>884 pieces>it's just a helmet on a standMust be a boring build, I'd personally try get something cooler for that price
>>154541606reckon the helmet's a bit big for the figurine
>>154541587No, I'm a grown adult. I build model kits instead.
>>154541606886 pieces just like jules' head
>>154540360Sabbatical status?
>>154539801Its a bit extreme especially for Max, i dont think he would've finished much higher then 5th even if he didn't spin cause of the pace advantage the 4 Mercs still have.
>>154541606>>154541587yeah no idea why you would get this when the schumi ferrari/mansell williams/senna mclaren cars are cheaper
>>154541574I don't even feel like larping as vale_ultra at this point
>>154541574surprisingly pale arse for how much exposure it gets
>>154539801Leclerc spun because he ran over RAIN and he would have spun at the beginning alongside Max if he was on the kerb.
>>154541303Someone said the same thing about Mika Hakkinen, and after seven years he's won two world championships.He needs a good car.
good morning bearmen, bearwomen and bearchildren
>>154541905what about gay bears
>>154541912gays? eeurgh! no thanks!
>>154541587>>154541606have the darkies got upset about shamilton's set having fewer pieces yet?
>>154541936what are the extra two chuck pieces for?
>F1 made me gay>/f1/ made me gay>(you) made me gay
>>154541949suffering
>>154541949BIG WHITEmissing third piece
>>154541936If the sets retail for the same price, then the per-piece price of the set with fewer pieces is greater, thus confirming the greater value of Sir Lewis's constituent parts
>>154540405That does kinda look like Edd
>>154541955pozzed?
>>154540360Is that Micky Heineken? Guy's looking rough these days.
amx
>>154540448hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper
Why? Do you want George to suffer?
>>154542170
I FORECAST A CHAMPIONSHIPHELLO? HOTLINE?RING RING??WHY ISNT ANYBODY PICKING UP
Oscar "If the docks and yachts are fake, why can I smell the sea?" Piastri
>>154542243Oh my...
>>154542464>>154542479What does she even do?
>>>/wsg/6142187
uhhh... based t*rger?
this was like Alexander the Great succeeding Philip II
>>154542464>>154542479>>154542532SHIT ON MY CHEST SOPHIA
>>154542534this blatant with the engine reg rigging huh
>>154542532TAKE MY THROAT LOZENGES SOPHIA
>>154542243phwoar
>>154542479>>154542493someone talented should use this video
>>154542479Sloppy work, she didn't even keep the camera placement the same
>>154542534>>154542578
>>154542578uhhh... based t*rger?
>>154542604uhhh... based t*rger?
>>154542243Why is he pointing there?
>>154542604why would 100% combustion look ridiculous? what does a sport have to do with how people (are mandated to) transport things in their daily life? I mean, running is still a sport, even though we've invented much better ways to transport things in our daily lives. are running/cycling/horseriding,... all ridiculous because we've invented cars?inb4 yes
>>154542578hybrid is fucking gay
>>154542660what annoys me is that they want the electric tech from f1 to trickle down to their road cars. This is completely retarded because if the regs werent hyper specific and you cant innovate for shit, no scientific discovery is allowed. And even if, somehow, they discover something great like the f duct, the flexi wings, mass damper, active suspension or groundeffect, it gets outlawed because one team(merc or ferrari) cry about it and have the fia outlaw it
>>154542660it doesntf1 is funded by rich people and corporations that make their money in political affairs pushing green energy scam shit is part of itit also has a lot to do with the war on the petrodollar and attempts to get rid of it
>>154542672
Edd vs Boogie2988. Who loses (weight)?
>>154541574Im not gay, butt I would
>>154542660There is an argument to be made about electric components in PUs. Especially when fully electric vehicles are starting to perform really well. Which is exactly why BYD is so interested in F1, they're very confident in their product and want to show what it can do against the competition. Ideally, you'd just let every manufacturer do whatever they want with the PU and then you'd find what true peak performance looks like: fully ICE, hybrid, or fully electric.
>>154541574>becomes clown to be safe from bulliesCan't really blame him.
my caddies :)
>>154540448SIKTH
>>154542493mostly scat
>>15454282438000hp rotary running on atomised aluminiumeverybody within a km of the track goes deaf and get nerve damage from the vibrations
>Newey hospitalized after witnessing museo fucking up his carGrim way to go
Why was Jos Jos Verstappen but Max is Max Vershtappen?
>>154543011sounds faster
>>154542976I actually looked it up and it's worse than that.>In 2026, Flörsch joined Opel's new Formula E works team as test and development driver
gimi morning
>>154542984Fun idea, but yes, I probably should have mentioned that you'll always have lines drawn that can't be crossed. Like how there's a limit to how much downforce a car can produce until it starts hurting the driver.
fuck sky have my money until 2034
>>154543170>20 years of pirating F1
something wrong with australians
>>154540004seems like that fookin idiot cameraman actually broke his fuckind headonly it took over 20 years for the damage to appear
t*rger can get cancer and die
>>154542479>>154542574what did she mean by this
honest to god just contract judd or cosworth to make a spec engine and be done with itim tired of this shit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/47PKjMDzlIM
>>154543428MECACHROMEECACHROME
>>154543441already discussed >>154491833
someone should call russell
>>154543641call Russell a what?
hey george... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
boo*
>>154542534total buffoonliterally no rational fans give a shit about using combustion only engines for racing
>>154541574BBBBBRRRLRLRLRLLLPPPPFFFFFFRTTTRT:DDDDDDD
yall ready for more interruptions to the season?
>>154543904>yallcalm down
Drivers need an AR hub in their helmets so we can have scattered virtual power ups on the track
>>154539801/f1/ has once again bullied edd straw into giving further explanations on his ranking system.
>>154543958didn't readthat fat fuck
>>154543967he reads these threads BTW
>>154543972all fattily probably disgusting
>>154543958>Senna made mistakes, Senna would have had weekends where he was ranked really, really lowWow. Way to rub it in, huh.
>>154543958>making a mistake that doesn't end up effecting the result too much, still finishing where that car at best should finish, is worse than underdelivering the whole weekend
>>154544006He also showed his wheel to wheel skills that mostly consist of forcing other drivers off the track and then act like a bitch when they don't immediately fold, throwing away a better finish in the sprint.
>>154544053>He also showed his wheel to wheel skills that mostly consist of getting past shitters faster than the other drivers in top teams despite them having a bigger advantage with tyre delta
>>154544141Bitch, he needed team orders to get past Lawson
>>154544160did he need team orders to pass the other 14 drivers on his way from 16th to first over 22 laps?
Jensen butthole
>>154544206>on his way from 16thHow did he get there?How did he finish behind Russel in the sprint?Is he stupid?
>>154544258he only lost to drivers in better carshe beat some drivers in faster cars, even after fucking up the pit lane for a 5 second pen, which was a much bigger time loss than what he lost spinning in t2.
>>154544296>he is basically the best driver ever>shortcomings are never his fault>even the squirrels are out to get him
>>154544258>How did he finish behind Russel in the sprint?How did anyone finish behind fucking Norris in the sprint?
>>154544398Because Lando is one of he best drivers on the grid.
>>154544390>>he is basically the best driver evercorrect
>>154544160he didn't need team orders, Racing Bulls just mistakenly told Lawson to give the place back, otherwise he would have passed him quickly anyway>>154544258>How did he finish behind Russel in the sprint?Russell has the best car?
>>154544428Kek.
>>154544440>>154544398Verstappen was catching Russel fast and could have gotten past him if his IQ wouldn't drop 50 points every time he 'races' Hamilton
>>154544428nice joke
>>154544457that says more about Russell to be honest, and raises the question of just how much better Mercedes was last season too compared to Red Bull
>>154544487>and raises the question of just how much better Mercedes was last season too compared to Red Bullit was the worst car by far, and somehow people dont want to accept that
>>154544440pozzedstappen is owned by abduls, bro
>>154544487>that says more about Russell to be honest,Eussel was clearly not shit enough to enable Max to get away with his retardation :^)
>>154544444>>154544472Why is he the world champion then?
>>154544599>Why is he the world champion then?Dunno. I don't follow golf. Didn't even know He was the champion. Congrats though.
>>154544390>>154544296>he is basically the best driver everof this decade? yes>shortcomings are never his faultwho said that? you?my point was that his shortcomings didnt cost him much in miami - perhaps he can hold off osama, but pastry, the mutt and the kid were all going to pass him regardless of the first lap spin>even the squirrels are out to get himwhat is this strawman all about?
>>154544599Russel stole just enough points from Max in Barcelona
>>154544599dominant car combined with his aussie teammate choking hard
>>154544644>who said that? you?his simps, see >>154544487 for an example>my point was that his shortcomings didnt cost him much in miami P4 in the sprint>what is this strawman all about?'Best driver of this decade' keeps failing to Nurb through no fault of his own.Like hitting a squirrel and fucking up his car for no reason. Or 7 being a bigger number 6 that day.
>>154544687to be fair, nando tried hard to choke it away just like pastry, but held things together just enough (barely) at the end of the year to stave off an epic papaya chokejob
>>154544701>P4 in the sprintSo he out performed his vehicle and that's somehow a bad performance?Redbull's car is no better than 4th fastest at present, and Im still not convinced its clearly better than the alpines.Max should have finished no better than 7th, unless he was able to out race lesser drivers in superior vehicles.
newey dood soon
>>154544701I didn't in fact say that, I even called the spin a mistake in the first post you replied to. the point was having the pace in the first place to be in the fight and recover from a non race-ending mistake is far more impressive than consistently not delivering the maximum out of the car
>>154544782You won't believe it, but I just found another easy link for this>shortcomings are never his fault>who said that? you?thing and it is >>154544782>Max should have finished no better than 7thSo he could put a Haas on pole but 7th is his ceiling in a race in the car with the most powerful engine?
>>154544848nachezthat guy its crazy funny
>>154544510why stop at the middleman?
>>154543641jajaaja
>>154544885where in that post did I say>>shortcomings are never his faultIs this just typical german irrationality or are you off your meds?
>>154544141>>154544006edd is ragebaiting but he could probably have fought piastri for p3 if he didnt fuck up and ruin his 1st stint
>>154542243Are plaphogs part of the new diversity criteria? Maybe DEI wasn't so bad after all.
>>154544957likely indonesian irrationality
>>154544957Is this the US education system at work or do you have no short term memory?Up here it >>154544390 it was implied that zealots tend to claim>shortcomings are never his faultHere >>154544644 ignorance of this fact gets exclaimed>who said that? you?Followed by >>154544782 spinning an elaborate story absolving Max of wasting time like a retard against Hamilton and later crying about it to the media because...car bad or somethingHope that helps with basic reading comprehension :)
>>154545129the voices are getting loud eh?>impliedtake a double dose today schizo
alonso the voices webm
not reading their posts, with whom should it side?
WE'RE NOT GONNA SIT IN SILENCEWE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE IN FEAAAAAAAAAAAARWHOAAAAAAOAOAOOOAOAO OAOAOA OAOAOAOAO
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>154545305meh, i dont know what you are singing, but the wuooooooo sounds like the phantom pain
>>154545365nahcaddies will end up last
>>154545457YOU'RE THE VOICE TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT
*Sits silently in fear*....ooooh.....
>>154545473words that feel, may you speak them to me, with a ananna so annaa it makes me believe in the father sinsssssss make me suffer now
>>154545457ya know its actually insane how much ron fucked over fernando. First in 07 where he treated him like an unwanted child compared to hamilwog and then in their second stint where he promised him championships and nr 1 driver status right as this retard didnt want to lower his sponsorship prices while they were the 2nd worst car on the grid and merc was unbeatable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_nRiTxrvUthe girl I like is a big fan of this blonde.No matter how many times I try to listen to her music, I find it really boring and I want to kill myself.
And we are only 3 days into a 3-week break, folks.
I still do not understand the energy deployment rules. Fairly certain the commentators have no idea as well. I just watch for crashes now.
>>154545647good
if you want i can blog post
>medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
>>154545582Could be worse. She could be into Kanye. Or his friend Sir Lewis.
>>154545582>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_nRiTxrvUTaylor Swift is typical pop garbage, little changed from a generic star going back to the 80s. She's Madonna without the edge, Whitney without the drugs, Miley without the nudity, Shakira without the hips.Their music is very forgettable corpotrash, but also unavoidable. Even the switch from physical media to digital couldnt kill them. Its lowest common denominator shit. It'll surive the apocalypse
>>154545647can it be 3 years instead? or however long it takes for these shit regs to be replaced
>>154545824>taylor swift le sucks because... SHE MAKES LE POP"""MUSIC"""!!!Yet, here you faggots were on Michael Jackson's dick back in the 1980s through the 2000s when he made pop music as well, and labeled him as the "King of Pop", yet when a young woman does it, it's suddenly bad now. You people are just hypocrites and misogynists. Just admit it.
>>154545582Learn to love her nigga, she's hot and that should be enough for you anyway.>>154545801>tfw the let you Finnish incident is almost as old as the current WDC leader
>>1545456472 week break if you count n24
>>154540360>old man neck postureit's over for Mika
>>154545897Swift is completely boring compared to MJ, there's no Taylor Swift equivalent of SHAMONE or the moonwalk or the glove or HEE HEE or the thriller danceShe's been around twenty years and yet there's nothing iconic about her, she hasn't left any kind of mark on pop culture whatsoever
>>154545824i've seen taytay described as your english teacher who became a pop singer. it fits
>>154546008>Swift is completely boring compared to MJSo true, she should start fucking kids if she wants into any hall of fame.
>>154545897Taylor Swift's music isn't distinguishable from the other mundane pop slop garbage that's been flooding mainstream music these past almost two decades. It's ditzy bitch music adored by her retarded teenage girl fanbase that also go nutso crazy of gay K-popslop music. MJ can at least get a pass because he knows music theory (unlike Taylor who admitted that she doesn't know music theory) and his old hit songs don't want to make me rip my fucking ear drums out.She should have stuck to shitty country music, that way she would've faded into irrelevancy long ago.
>>154545897Michael Jackson wasn't much different, just the slightly rarer male version of a solo popstar.The Jackson 5 stuff was not typical pop garbage. And I do admit to enjoying some of Mike's early solo stuff, but nothing after the Thriller album except Smooth Criminal.Bringing it back to F1, have there been any big songs that are about racers or racing memes? Nothing I can think of in the US, but I wouldnt be surprised to find out some us country acts have songs about nascar.
>>154545582thank your lucky stars she isn't into sabrina carpenter and doesn't make tik tok videos of herself miming her songs>do you want the house tour?>i can take you to the first, second, third floor>i just want you to come inside
>>1545458971980 boomer/gen x pop > 2000s millennial/gen z popsimple as. fuck zoomlor zoomift.
>>154546114who's to say she hasn't done that already?
I've actually had to do some work at work today and what the fuck have you guys been doing?
>>154546611is a secret
>>154546611you mean you jamrocks actually have jobs on your ireland?
>>154546611most unbelievable lie told in /f1/ in months
>>154545913>let you Finnish incidentNeither of them even spoke the language!
>>154545262they argue whether leo or taco is the cuter wiener
>>154546611youre black, you don't work
>>154546874Racism is bad.
>
why did we replace one bumlicking /f1/ caribbean with another?
what? wait?why is the url this way?i dont like it, is it only in my machine?? whats going on????
>>154546932enjoy your cut dick
>>154546994read the edition in the OP
>>154547037i know, but thats newno, its not, edd was always fat, that i meant is that before the edition wasnt in the url, and now it iswhat have they done??? i dont think we have that much time left
Welp this explains the FIA cocksucking. Like father like son
>>154542464>>154542479>>154542532TAKE MY SOUL WHORE
Racism is good.
>>154546365>country acts have songs about nascar.https://youtu.be/0WcvjsqwqBc?is=a3NRXCu3VS2gOO82This one slaps hard.
Alonso never cheated a day in his life.
>>154547037don't be retarded
>>154547495>abortion didn't work so dropping them down a steep water fall surely will
>>154547495riveting
>>154547495
>>154545897MJ is also corpotrash when it comes to the music, just with a heavy RnB vibe. But it was never about the music, he was a performer. Thousands of fans would faint just from him turning his head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxgo-Qu-ZZE
>>154547672must be african
>>154546971Urge to colonize a black country, then deport everyone who isn't a hot babe increasing.
>>154547495How is this F1 related?
>>154548287CFDComputational Fluid Ducknamics
>>154547495fake>>154547672real
Stroll status?
>>154547672>>154548781It's OK lads, they were rescuedfacebook dot com slash news.com.au/videos/mother-duck-loses-all-her-babies-down-storm-drain/2025679777565955/
>>154549075what does this taste like?
>>154549391chicken
>>154549391taste like chickenkalgoorlie fried bungarra
>/f1/ talking about cocks again
>>154544053He couldn't afford to waste time being stuck behind shitters after the spin. It ruined his race so he understandably wanted to salvage as much as he could which meant forcing his way through.It was the efficient thing to do as opposed to getting stuck killing his tyres waiting for the perfect and (((fair))) moment in a battery formula.>>154544160Not even in Brazil 2024 when Lawson also conceded a position to Max was it as on the nose as a radio call, it was simply a misjudgement.No different from Max being told to give narb the position in Spain last year when he didn't have to. It happens.
only legitimate wdcs in the past 20 years (didn't make deals with either abduls or globohomos): button, rosberg, vettel
>>154549733oh and I guess raikkonen
>>154549733Got it, got it, okay, I'll update the wikipedia pages to make a note of that.
>>154545897>>154545913>>154545582everyone knows at least one or two MJ songs. EVERYONE.17 years after his death, 40+ years of his songs being released they still get airplay in most radios - "thriller" is a hit around the halloween seasoni literally never heard a taylor swift song on the radio, tv or any other media.our radios broadcast all the pop shit coming out: bruno mars, weekend, that song from fast and furious about paul walker, ed shereen, katy perry etc. but i never, ever listened to a taylor swift song
>rosberg>not globohomolol, lmao even
>>154549944Liar unless your country banned her.
>>119644912
>vettel>not globohomo
I can't name a single Taylor Swift song
>>154549944>but i never, ever listened to a taylor swift songThat "baker's gonna bake bake bake bake" song was everywhere, anon. You cannot have avoided that.
>>154549944>our radios broadcast all the pop shit coming out: bruno mars, weekend, that song from fast and furious about paul walker, ed shereen, katy perry etc. but i never, ever listened to a taylor swift songI literally don't know how that's even possible unless you're deliberately avoiding it or the DJs in portugal dislike her specifically, she's literally one of the best selling artists in human history. Depending on which source you choose to believe she might be the #2 selling artist of all time.
>>154550054
>radio
>>154550079>we're checking
>>154549944Peak automotive design
I had a funny post idea but have not pictures of max on my phone
>>154550509>>154550509>but have not pictures of max on my phonehow many pictures of the bear do you have on your phonescreenshot it for proof
>>154550732dumbshit held up the entire road for a picturehis mum was probably recording toodumb bitch
>>154549424
>>154550744Begging in the street is part of LatinX culture, stop being so hateful.
>>154550744this does not occur to the south american
>>154549743For just one more year.
>>154550732Wholesome.
>>154550732Extremely based.Non-sudacas can't even fathom such levels of passion and soul
>>154550744Traffic is temporary. f1 is forever.
>>154544848kwab
>>154541586Same thing Amx did to Toto over the course of Abu Dhabi 2021
I dont like danaoh noI love him!
>>154552244whoops wrong thread lol
>>154552406see >>154550070
>Florida previously
wat nou?
>>154553141>Forgot pic (self-kwab)
>>154553148
gimi
>>154542650His girlfriend is a skinny dweeb, she could never satisfy his plaplust.
>>154550732100% pepsicola from now onbrb gonna buy the cheapest alpine merchandise available on mercadolibre
grimi antonsmelli
>>154541303Not in a Ferrari
>>154553159huh, RIP I guess. One of the most important men in modern media history for better or worse (worse). Also RIP starting the program five minutes after the hour to increase viewer retenti... I mean to give you a minute to settle down with snacks.PS why am I always finding out about deaths from /f1/? I need to get out more.
>>154550732non zero risque of being gotten shot there. dedication. well done mr francolapi
Leclerc is one my favourite drivers on the grid but 90% of my /f1/ shitposting folder is LeKWAB related. Get your shit together m8.
>>154555263the cleric is fun to make fun ofI like him but driving for Ferrari makes the jokes easy
>>154555263kek at pic. Yeah I feel much the same about LeChuck. All I want is a proper title battle between him and Verstappen.
>>154555328>tfw that race was the weekend when i had no power in my flat>had to watch at the pub with no sound and missed his radio rant
>rari does decent during the start of the season>nowhere to be seen againhahahahaha..
>>154555362They still seem to have a pretty competitive car.Now, if only they had better drivers ...
>>154555362Many such cases
>>154555342That is a bummer. Also I was about to say McLaren gaslighting Lando, and Max and GP bickering, but realized that was the year before. I wonder what kind of dysfunctional team drama we'll get there this year. Maybe Russell doing the Fredo Corleone "I was passed over" speech.
>>154555381except max has caught up and the other merc engines are figuring out their shiti thought how quick they started wouldve won em at least one race
>>154555391The mclaren flexibility thing was last year right?
>>154555400I meant Piastri's first "win". When Lando's engineer went full emotional blackmail for 20 laps.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0crwcDPrI54
if russell doesn't get a win in canada..
>>154553148get a hair implant and try to impregnate that slovak looking girl
Why is He so happy?
>>154555544>Why is He so happy?He gets to have sex with a cute girl who loves him.
>>154555560>who loves him.Loves whom?
>>154555544Anything is more fun than golfing
>>154555564He loves him, obviously.
Who is He?
He's the love of his life.
>>154555579So He loves the same guy her cute girlfriend loves? Are we talking about Albino here?
>>154555544i miss her (multiple exes)
>>154555600See that mountain? You can climb it.
>>154550012i cant name like 99% of music past 2010i was doing those youtube "song quizzes" with my siblings and i think the only modern track i recognized was because it had a DnB remix on osu
>>154555603Get back to patching Starfield mr. howard
>>154550732the mum will list those on ebay for 50k pesos
>>154555603what is the point if you're not doing neither of these
Why does Lily look so different every time I see her?
everything edd says is high iqhe eloquently condenses 400 iq ideas down to 90 iq so that everyone can understand him. and when he explains something he sees his thoughts in 3d, instead of how regular people explain things by starting from A and then figuring how to get to B.
indy and cocacola 500 > CADf1
>>154555681are you sure you're not just pozzed in the head
>>154555687ye
Are you on the hypetrain?
>>154555544>niggerman . com
>>154555815George was always better than Norris and it seems like Kimmy is better than George
>>154555815
>>154555822>George was always better than Norriswhere? only cause he didnt kwab as much as washed out Hamilton in an uncomfortable car?
idk, i like when jorge gets tire of racing and decides to put it in the walli think thats why i didnt rate his last season, because it was the first time he didnt do it
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
Hamilmar would utterly gaperape jorge in these regs.
>>154555828This makes me think, has train racing ever been a thing? Head to head might be hard to figure out, but what about time trials? Cvckoids too scared of derailments? There are plenty of abandoned railway tracks around, use them. Imagine the advertising space you could sell. Imagine the price you could charge for people to actually sit in the passenger cars as they race.
>>154544848>shows up only for one race>dies in background
newey has sudoku'd out of shame
>>154544848So that's why he got the TP job, he's a make-a-wish kid
>>154556245>has train racing ever been a thing?It was, in steam times though, first official trials to select the fastest when the tech was just implemented like the one that was won by Stephenson's Rocket, then later there were unofficial h2h races everywhere there were competing operators on the same lines or same start/end cities>Emil Jellinek of Mercedes fame was supposedly fired from his first job in a railway company for racing locomotives at nightt. four gens of my family worked in railway companies, so i would bet my gramps maxed out a P8 or some other locomotive during his time
>Esteban Ocon was born on 17 September 1996 to Sabrina Khelfane and Laurent Ocon.[1] His paternal family is originally from Spain, and his mother has roots in Algeria.[2][3]is he white or nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5KdsXoMzcAnywayTsolov will be a racingBVLL in 2027
>>154556753brown and browner
>>154556764they should force redbull to sell visaa williams-mercedes or haas-ferrari relationship should be allowed, but not the same owners
>>154556764vcarb has the worst lineup right now
>>154556814shouldve bought in palou baka
>>154556764Maxtards already defended that situation ealier in this thread
>>154556832this is a free country
>>154556832and we were right
>>154556809williams mercedes died when that bitch sold williams for nothinghaas is just test team for ferrari, it's not sister team
>>154556832>>154556841>germany>spain>free
>>154556659Imagine how much pussy train racists got back in the day.
They should really spank verstappen. Give him proper lesson.
>>154556923mala means bad in spanishbadysia
>>154556959what are you saying man
>>154556998He has been naughty boy. Spank him.
OHHHH, im out
>>154556959I volunteer
>>154556959>should really spank verstappenokay but I get to choose which one
>>154557076thiccy was peak
>>154557106She looks a little like Riley Reid here
>>154557106PISS IN MY MOUTH SOPHIA
>>154557076
red doodi remember that horny said that he would sign piss3 if amx would leave
>>154557033come back to bed, honey
>>154557169But why would Oscar do this?
>>154557214To be the next Daniel Ricciardo
>>154557214because he knows McLel will always prioritize Lando
>>154557230That's no reason to join a backmarker team with the slowest car (according to this thread)
>>154557214money money money
>>154557214For the Webber, Ricciardo, Piastri career destruction hat trick.
>>154557286a man after midnightno waitmust be funny
>>154556764i hate how i knew the vid would just be 90% about showing how he wasnt alongside lawsonalso chinklistener is very racist against max. i think his move on sainz was brilliant, and his seethe was because he realized that.
>>154557308is that so? what is so briliant about not winning a position?some of you guys just pretend to not know f1
>>154557328sainz passed him on the main straight with 30+ closing speed and then got re passed after he didnt protect the inside and max simply outbraked him while saar braked too early.
>>154557345as i said, just pretendingthere is no way that you think that is true
lily watching oscar's career crash and burn
>>154557354not sure how you end up with your stance if you actually read my posts and comprehended them perfectly.try having the posts explained in spanish by chatgpt maybe
>>154557369f1 related btw, because lewis hamilton
they put a new wifi in my house, same company, same price, same all just a new router, and now im getting 18 mb s download speed in my computer while before i got 5 mb si hate how the system works, if you complain they give you a better service than if you assume they are working>>154557370this again?man its so fucking tiring>outbraked him while saar braked too early.and> he didnt protect the inside in the same post its crazy, why do you think albon got them?dude, albon got them both because it was a bad move by max, i dont recall when this week, i said that when he did it with lando it make sense, because he wanted lando to lose points, but he wins nothing with sainzi asked you>what is so briliant about not winning a position?im still waiting, but maybe its because i dont understand your shit postim right, so stop embarrassing yourself
>>154557230based goblino asserting dominance over his gay twink teammate. maybe oskwab should stop being dogshit if he wants to take control of the team. xe should take some valuable lesson from xis manager
>>154557401> he didnt protect the inside >outbraked him while saar braked too early.how are these mutually exclusive?>dude, albon got them both because it was a bad move by maxhe didn't, max passed sainz and albon got a run on sainz and max but max slotted back in front.>what is so briliant about not winning a position?the fuck are you on about? he OVERTOOK SAINZ and then fucked off from both the willies.
>>154557411mclaren will never be behind piss3, he will always be zack's little bitch, it will never change
>>154557345i think he did the same with russell later, but i never saw footage of it, only dots position on track
who here cheating
>>154557441as it should be,twinks can never be the leader. they only serve as a slave to the twinkpilled BVLL (in this case the fat jew and goblin) and have been so since at least the roman era .to have 'oscar piastri' as the number one driver will be a massive stain on humanity
>>154557308>also chinklistener is very racist against max.to be fair, that was stupid on part of AMX, he can eat Lawson for breakfast later and yet he risks a divebomb against a driver that had several incidents before for barely any gain That shit has like a 50:50 chance of costing you the whole race
yeah nah, he is just pretending, when rating a move we are rating a move, not the next, of course max was always going to pass both williams, he was much faster, but we are talking about the move on sainz>how are these mutually exclusive?they arent, but max didnt, because he left the inside for the takingjust meant to say that is stupid saying that sainz left the inside open as a bad thing and to follow it by saying that max left it open as a good thingidk, its just so stupid,"but he got albon in the next lap", ok, so if im p10 to overtake p9 i force both of us wide, and we lose 5 places, so im p15 but ahead the other driver, is a good move? even if, because i have a faster car, pass them in the remainder of the race
>>154557489that's not cheat, it's a new tech, everyone is doing this nowthey are testing this, you can see that ferrari has temp stickers
>>154557609>That shit has like a 50:50 chance of costing you the whole racetrue. he was racing while mad, but at least it was funny in the case of sainz because it was a legit good move which he probably wouldnt have made without his spin.
>>154556764Lawson is a fucking retard for not doing his job properly, he knows that he should just let the RBR through, especially Max. But Max is also a fucking sperg, as usual.
>>154557617yeah like i said, feed my posts to spanish chatgpt and then get back to me.
>>154557609live by the sword, die by the sword
>>154556832
>>154557683i dont know if you are always the same guy, i recall qatar 25, that i said something about how it was bad for teh championship that sainz was ahead of the mercedes, and some retard began talking shit, and many other times, but you always embarrass yourselfstill waiting, what is so great about not winning a position?i dont understand why always so hostile, but yeah sure whatever, the more places you lose to win another the better the move
>>154557683saar please, i overtook you 100 meters ago, dont fight back till next long straight saar, dont be unpredictable
>>154557714you're definitely misremembering the actual overtake because max utterly humbled sainz there, but it want shown outside of sainz onboard where he just leaves the inside open and max barges through>what is so great about not winning a positionyou don't gain a position when you overtake someone?
>>154557733dishonest award>>154557741if you are p7 before and after the move, no, you won 0 places
>>154557750i, too, hallucinate races that happened days prior
>>154557817>get outplayed by amx>uhm he is dangerous!man.
>>154539815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc
Fagula One
Guy above me has '8008' (BOOB) in his post number. Quite sexy digits I say.
>>154557861he didnt say that>>154557817ok i thought albon passed them
>>154557937
>>154558033
>>154558059he said that max has to respect the rest of the field
>>154558071>the rest of the field has to respect amx*
can you imagine swap like that?that would the funniest shit ever
thread theme>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPAJ7VLMWSI
>>154558124Lando would get so thoroughly raped
ngl senpai that virus situation is scaryI wonder how it will impact the F1 season if 40% of the drivers die
>>154558157triple nothingburgher with cheese and bacon
>>154558157
>>154558174wait if it has cheese and bacon, it's no longer a nothingburger, it's a cheese and bacon sandwich
All that has to happen is for merc to blow up, is that so hard
>>154558191ok that's it. youre coming with me
>"Congratulation Charles, one more race to win to become the world champion!">*Cough cough* "Grazie mille guy, but I haven't felt great since that *cough* trip to Argentina..."
>>154557106TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154558240Umm, she isn't interested
>>154558157whats going on? something about rats, i havent been following the news, did they fuck a rat?
>>154558291Oold dutch couple went birdwatching in a landfill in Argentina, got that some rat virus, spread it to a handful people, 3 of which died. But now these people are all around the world from Switzerland to Singapore with the diseaseRelated to F1 because Switzerland lifted the ban on racing
>>154558314>Related to F1 because Switzerland lifted the ban on racingkinda weird that switzerland, known for being very decentralized, each province have a lot of independence in taxes, education, even voting rights, would make a national ban on racing for something that didnt even happen in that country
>>154558205>this is what the crown vic died forgrimmmmmmm
>>154558339I see them as even more autistic that the germans
>WFH>16h47>Finally decide to start working>realize I left my latest file on the office's computerRace for this feel?
>grid girls with exposed midriffsBring them back
>>154558314Bloody dutch
>>154557361Lily seriously looks like she enjoys giving Oscar CBT! She looks genuinely psychopathic here!
>>154556764They thought Lawson got an advantage off track and didn't want him to get a penalty. It's not that deep.>but I think they were wrong Being wrong happens.
>>154558475>They thought Lawson got an advantage off track and didn't want him to get a penalty. It's not that deep.not a single solitary person with eyes and quite a few without thought that
>>154558501whay do you mean? that he got an advantage or that the team thought he did?
>>154558059>>154558084What is it with Williams drivers and being such faggots?
>>154558501It's just a coincidence that the car plastered with Red Bull adds was the one that got the call to let the other car plastered with Red Bull adds past.There is no connection between them, stop imagining things.
>>154558545faggot team
God, I want you to kill Edd Straw
>>154558559insofar as its the only team on the grid that would serve a nice plate of faggots in the canteenthey eat avocado toast at mcLaren
>>154558623you have a way with words
>>154558630let the records show the words consented
>>154558174>>154558181not even 5 years since restrictions were lifted and we're thinking like this>>154558157the virus isn't currently believed to be as transmissible as covid was. It essentially can only live inside a host -- that being said, it wasn't until about a year into Covid did people figure out that it could exist for extended periods as aerosols. Given general attitude towards the pandemic, more specifically the inconvenience of restrictions, I do have concerns that nothing substantial was learned
>>154558205what is the concept behind autism always having stupid puzzles?do they conflate autism with retardation?
>>154558545Seeing Bottas now makes me wish Russell hit him a whole lot harder there
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8hG4_B-ACYAMD AMX
>>154558708>The factory driver was obviously told to set an “easy” time. Being 2 seconds faster than a factory driver who drives that car all year and has experience at that track, on your first 2 flying laps ever in that car, at that track and in those conditions is just not real.fucking lmao, there's always an excuse
>>154558699>what is the concept behind autism always having stupid puzzles?autism speaks logo
>>154556764who gives a shitlawson moved to block Verstappenyou can't chalk that up as defense since he then moves back over to the right under braking
>>154558708 いつかまた晴れの日に乗って欲しい!
>>154556753he is Rattus norvegicus
>>154558721How dare he defend against Max?How dare he steal defensive moves from Max?
