Shit balls
berds
>chance for .500 at last>chance for 1st place>lose to the angels insteadlol white sux
The Atlanta Braves are a good baseball team
>>154540640Comfy fakerspie breb
Matt Olson is having a monster year. Leads all of MLB in WAR, RBIs and runs, is atop the National League with 13 home runs and just hit a go-ahead homer to dead center off Andrés Muñoz. Atlanta has the best record in MLB in large part because of Olson.
>>154540653
Angels
>>154540653Too much pressure for the young guys The Pope Sox can't go last to first immediately, need to do 3rd or 2nd at least and exorcise a lot of demons as well like tonight's RISP hitting
>>154540662Why are braves fans so insecure
>>154540662
Why didn't they pinch hit Romo for Quero at the end there?
>anglels won >mets back to worst record in baseballah well
gn
GG gaints see ya tomorrow
>>154540662I was just asking about this
>>154540688Then there’s this degenerate
Are the Rays really the best team in baseball? They swept the Tanks earlier this year.
>>154540688
>>154540688Why are the Giants so fucking bad? Their roster seems like it should be much better than their record indicates.
>>154540662Thanks for posting this, I care
>>154540662I don’t really care but I’m gonna pretend that I do just to spite the guy who said he didn’t care
>>154540662I'm a Dodgers fan and I care about this
>>154540702Webb and Devers are washed
>doyerpaco 'cord all hands on deckkek
>>154540656yea they can really hit the baseball a lot
>>154540662oh boy doyercaca army is not gonna like this one
>>154540726huh?
>>154540726what?
>>154540726who?
>the mariners didn’t really deserve to have it be that close with only 3 hitsEven the Mariners announcers are talking shit about the Mariners
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>NL central teams are all above .500>AL central teams are all below .500Why is this?
>>154540781Jesterguild
>>154540662what does he even do?
>>154540662Remember when ohtani stat padded steals for one season
>>154540791stfu loser lmao
>
>>154540737kek so true
>>154540781The entire American League blows dick except for the Ray and Yanks
for me it's mick moniak
>>154540799what does he even do?
does anyone want big titty vicki's number?
for me it’s the backdoor slider
>>154540799I kinda like the idea of a team of the month. Does reddit like it? Hopefully they don't...
>>154540799I like this.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154540826that’s what ur mum said lel
>>154540806The Rays are 17-2 when not playing the NL Central
>>154540722as much as I would hate to say it add Chapman and Bailey (I got his jersey). If 5/4/26 said anything is that they need to bench some of the guys and let in new talent. Yeah you may have had great hits last year but striking out every at bat is not going to fix this. I don't blame Vitello, although some do. It's his first MLB Manager job and he has to fix what Melvin broke
>>154540874Holy kek that quote
>>154540874he's signed for three seasons, right?
Framber Valdez is so soft. I'm surprised he's still in the league.
>>154540848Did you have sexual relations with that anon’s mom?
>>154540887
>>154540894>>154540904
>>154540913i look like this and post here
>>154540799As Cards fan, I really think JJ Wetherholt should be the 2nd Baseman. The guy's a crazy athlete on defense and does great on offense.
>>154540799Not a single player from the team with the best record in baseball is crazy fuckin work MLB.
Gurl power!
>>154540882idk who you are talking about but Adames, Chapman, Bailey, Lee have been pretty bad this season. I have only been to the 4/6/26 and 5/4/26 games this season and it seems like any games that they have a win it is when they bring up guys like Susac or Eldridge.
>>154540983vitello
>>154540799where are the excellent Mariners players?
test
why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or wrobo are on the hill.
>>154541011on the IL
>>154540799>no murakamistay gay, sacreligious, and racist mlb
>>154541059yeah the MLB refuses to promote their asian players it's sad
>>154540799c: Baldwin1b: Olson2b: Albiels ss: CJ Abrams3b: Murakami lf: Pagescf: Troutrf: Judgedh: Yordanrotation: Soriano, Ohtani, Fried, C. Sanchez, Salecloser: Miller
>>154541081i want to support you but rice goes on the list
>>154541094Over Olson right now? No fucking way.
>>154541094can he play second cause that's how he can make the list
>>154541099sorry i dont watch that shit division, my apologies
>>154541111checked and bodied that freak
>>154541099i didn't know...
>>154541050Kek I can hear that music in my head just looking at this
>>154541134I can't remember it.
>>154541099>>154540669
you can tell doyerpacos feel threatened by the braves
>>154541257and what kind of mobile suit does she pilot?
>>154541257Who is she?
I’ve watched every single inning the mariners have played so far this year and I honestly think they’re overperforming even with their dogshit record. I don’t understand why god hates me so much that he made me a fan of this worthless evil franchise
Just realized the “I want soda beverage” poster is missing
>>154541366
>>154541366A lot of the guys are "hungover" from last year. Basically everyone else is pulling their weight. Maybe Bazardo is the last healthy consistently good guy YoY in the club.>>154541370I am no longer asking. Hand over the soda beverage.
>>154541410What’s the difference between Bazardos and Manzardos?
>>154540791Flair up or stop talking that shit
That’s more like it
Nobody needs soda beverage. You want soda beverage. Learn the difference.
I need soda beverage tho
Nobody needs soda beverage.You want soda beverage.Learn the difference.
Wow
>>154541589sugoi
I gat gaped
That's my Mariners
>>154541214San Andreas cutscene
>>154541589I remember telling people here that the Dodgers should have bought a batter like Murakami yet everyone said the Dodgers should be spending major budget on pitchers, instead. I thought that was bullshit because against the Blue Jays last season, I kept wishing the Dodgers had more great batters
>bought a batter
Sucks that we just kinda gave up on the concept of smellovision. My balls are so rank right now and my only wish is that I could share that with you all.
>tfw there are day games that fit with my timezoneShould I watch Rays v Jays or Brewers v Cardinals today, fellas?
>>154542106watch the smart teams like the rays and the brewers
I think framber beaned story because his retarded manager wouldn't take him out of the game kek. he actually shook his head yes when the umps tossed him lmao.
>>154541589BREAKING: https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/2051977371226353834
>>154542106
Quality beisbol at a reasonable hour tonight
>>154542438lmao
Bravekees 2026
>>154542490>1996 was 40 years ago
>>154542509Correct! >Chad Olson
. . . . .
>>154542572Martin Perez vs Woo tonight
>>154542539>beaned a AAA player for homering off him kwab
me this morning
Guys I think today is the day I get an erection. Can't wait
>>154542689I'm rooting for you anon
We’re back to being the worst team in baseball!
>>154542710Absolutely would
Genny is pretty slow this morning. Going to need a big pot of coffee to wake us up
Michael Kay was right about the Blue Jays all along. They were statistically over performing last year and are falling back to earth and even meeting their expected Pythagorean record.
The rays are the new pesky team. Their luck is going to be useful in a 3 game wildcard series but that luck runs out pretty fast in a 7 game series.
>>154542764What’s their Archimedean run differential?
>>154542587Ok and what’s your point?
>>154542783I think I made my point but I’ll reiterate >kwab
>>154542777Ok and what’s the point of this statement?
Serious question here: Why did they kill the Montreal Exposé's?
>>154542789Why do you feel that way?
>>154542794There’s a documentary about it in Amazon I think.
>>154542794francophobia
my cubbies :)
>>154542807Seems interesting but I’m not going all the way to Brazil just to see it
This weekend is mother's day. You do have a mother's Day present don't you anon?
>>154542807Oh cool i'll totally czech it out somalia day
I don't believe I will be achieving erection this day.
Some of you guys are real big dummies. Others less so.
The missus is on the rag so I have a solid week of solitude
>no response kek, KWAB even.
Anons here without ED, what do you do to get hard?
>>154542843The short answer is that the Jew who liked the team sold it to a Florida Jew who just wanted to extract money from the operation and purposely tanked it to force a move. Not that different from the A’s actually.
>>154542900>da jooz How low is your iq, you drooling mongoloid.
>>154542794because their attendance was shit
Framber did nothing wrong.
>>154542911>attendance How high is your iq, you exquisite specimen.
Former Atlanta Braves owner Ted Turner has died
>>154542881You know the answer to that question unless you are debilitatingly autistic
>>154542929Oh fugg, now it really is going to be Braves Yankees in the World Series.
>>154542933And you know the implications of you refusing to answer the question
Captain Planet He’s our heroGonna take pollution down to zero!! Earth!Fire!Wind!Water!Heart!By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
kwabbet kwalbe kek
>>154542918How else was he going to leave that game?
>>154542962Imagine being the fag that got stuck with Heart. Some guy is making a fire tornado a chick has a tsunami at command and you just have heart.
>>154542838Yea I'm taking the family down to the ballpark
>>154542989I thought heart was one of the girls but it was the Wahooian of the team
>>154542962In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a Master ring to rule all others.
>>154543000But they were all of them deceived, for another Ring was forged
>>154542909lol nice try
>>154542989heart controls animals, it's overpowered.
>>154542999>>154543000>/mlb/ racking up tripsYea I'm thinking this genny runs this board
>>154543023>Sets your dancing kitty on firePssh nice heart kid
>>154542884I can only get hard when my wife is cleaning the house in her underwear
>>154542900Didn't Loria try the exact same thing with the Marlins (after his conniving Expo's stunt) but somehow lucked into them winning the 03 WS right after he bought the team, as well as being gifted a new stadium on the taxpayer's dime to keep the team in Miami?
Braves 1B Chad Olson (MLB/NL) Ranks: 15 2B ----- (1st/1st) 13 HR ----- (2nd/1st) 28 XBH --- (1st/1st)35 Runs -- (1st/1st)33 RBI ---- (1st/1st) .685 SLG -- (2nd/1st)1.077 OPS - (2nd/1st)2.4 fWAR -- (1st/1st)814 consecutive games played streak and gold glover as well.
>>154543009>t.
>>154543039Yes. It is a very common scam that somehow the MLB keeps falling for over and over in a way that other leagues do not.
>>154542884I usually call your mom
Is there a sniper in comerica park?
Jesus fucking Christ, now Correa is down for at least several week to months. When does this shit end? Last season was literally the most injured team in the history of the MLB, but we are on pace to break that record again. “Luckily” we didn’t trade Parades or we’d really be SOL for infielders.
RIP former Braves Manager Ted Turner
>>154543079S
>>154543071It’s karma
>>154542929Thank you based Ted for broadcasting my braves on TBS when I was a young lad without a local club.
Ted Turner broke the color barrier.
>Cole has a 5.79 ERA in the minors so far in 2026 He really is a kwab kek
>"Only 3 teams are over .500 in the AL">"That's the amazing part - because it's the exact opposite in the NL"Cool, our color commentator is shoot retarded
>>154543051Pretty sure then commissioner (((Selig))) helped Loria scam Montreal into selling the club for peanuts back to the MLB's commissioner's office on top of taking a considerate no-interest loan to help relocate the team to DC? Then when Lerner bought the team from MLB, the franchise was worth 3x what it was when Loria sold Expos to begin with? MLB is one great big ponzi scheme, and the A's and Ray's are next in line to perpetuate the scam.
>>154543071>Paredes Future MetMaybe don’t cheat next time and God will reward you. Read the book of Job.
>>154543097Why are latino women so mean?
>>154543134Aztec blood
>>154543071The medical staff is full of latinx, it was over from the start
>>154543134Tio too friendly
Quirk chungus mutt skanksbros... It's over... https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/2051629852399489055
>>154543152no...NO!
>>154543152It’s a beautiful dress. Them saying she is the worst dressed while a bunch of freak shows are on display says more about the demonic spirit that animates the Met Gala than it does about her.
>>154543152Isabros, we won
>>154543171She needs to drop the r*ddit hair
>>154543178No, racoon hair stays
>>154543171You’re right about the Mets Gala. Gay organization, gay FAGGet fashion niggers running around like queers. Huge news for the unemployed who gives a crap about this?
>>154543171She got some weight but I like it a lot, she's looking a bit like a future young and beautiful baby mamma.
>>154543204It feels like the last bastion of celebrity culture now that the award shows are dead. But only fags, teenage girls, and black women care about celebrity culture anymore.
>>154543152>>154543171Degenerates don't like Alysa, we know. She looks great and is the Queen /sp/ needs
>>154543152>>154543162>>154543171>>154543200>>154543225I fucked her
When do we relocate the Yankees to the N.L. and disband the rest of the American League?
There is no queen of >>>/sp/. We’re an autonomous collective.
gm
>>154543326She won
>>154543152>oily london
>>154543390Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical Olympic ceremony.
blowgays status? FAGGets status?
>>154543396>goes to Thailand to become Korean ??????
Small market Mest not doing good MLB needs a salary cap
suxbros…
RIP Ted Turner, legendary baseball manager
Why can’t the Red Sox ever just hit anybody because they’re actually good at hitting why does it always have to be tied to some sort of sign stealing or pitch tipping?
It’s going to really suck when the Mets take Jazz Chisholm Junior next year because he’s a top five second baseman in all of Major league baseball and that is a really rare thing to have on your team. Hopefully, he takes a discount because he can hit way more home runs in our ballpark than in city field.
>>154543419the phillies don't have a single above average right handed hitter. until that changes, i'm not buying this as anything other than positive regression.
>>154543479Positive regression to what?
>>154543500not being a total bottom feeder, last place club. that's not the same as actually being good.
>>154543513You haven’t answered the question.
>>154543446OUCH
>>154543500Nta but you realize you can reach the mean from below it or above it right?
>>154540662legend
>>154543557Define the mean for the Philadelphia Phillies.
How am I supposed to wageslave today when my team is shit and life is meaningless
Imagine being a Blue Jays fan right now.
>>154543605You're facing martin perez tonight, things are looking up
>>154541021your VPN works
>>154543605Mariners are losers to the core. They’ve been to the playoffs six times ever. In 50 years. This should be the normal state of things for you.
suspicious?
>>154543604Holy shit stfu he’s taking about them positively regressing toward THE MEAN WINNING PERCENTAGE OF THE LEAGUE YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>154543625It is. That doesn’t make it any easier.
>>154543647no, he clearly hit him on purpose so the umps would eject him because he wanted to come out of the game after getting shelled for 10 runs
>>154543647He gave up ten runs, got to try some new stuff out
>>154543419mattingly has a permasmug look these days
>>154543649Why would you care about what the league mean is when you could define the season mean for the exact ball club that we are discussing. Define the mean for the Philadelphia Phillies ballclub.
>>154543684as a doyerfag, i hate him so much and i wish failure upon him
>>154543686Who the fuck would save pictures like this?
It’s times like these I’m reminded how many people posting here are completely bewildered by winky’s charts.
>>154543686gay
This guy really just asked what the Phillies average winning percentage for the season will be kek.
>>154543709Ad hominem, concession accepted.
>>154543686>shaved chest>side tattoo
>>154543700No one cares doyerpaco
Anybody know if Matt Olson is having a good year?
>>154543729yes
>>154543738FAGGet Mike on the board
>roman staue
>ad hominem
>>154543700everyone cares dodgerchad
>>154543724Let’s say you suck an average of idk 155 cocks a month ok? Well one month you suck maybe only 130 cocks (below the mean) but out of that month in week one you sucked 20 cocks, now that’s not very good. Now, let’s say the next week you got hot and sucked 85 cocks, you’ve moved the current cock total of the month closer toward the mean of 150 cocks sucked. It’s simple math.
Tell, without ad hominem, why the Phillies will not positively regress to the mean
>>154543785Based yankee mathematician
>>154543419dead cat bounce
>>154543788That’s what he said they were doing dummy. And you got confused about what that meant (you’re stupid).
>>154543799>you’re stupidAd hominem.
>define the mean for the Philadelphia Phillies
The question: what is the average mean for the Philadelphia Phillies ballclub, and why do you believe they’ll only regress to the league mean (.500) rather than what they’ve been doing for the last 3 seasons (0.786) [272 wins, 214 losses from 2023-2025.]The replies: something about grammar, something about homosexuality. Bad faith all around.
>Skubal, Verlander, and Mize all ded>it's all up to Valdez to carry the pitching>gives up 10 runs in 3 innings and gets himself ejectedkek. that'll be $38m/year
>>154543825Holy shit you’re even more retarded than I previously thought.
>>154543825because they aren't good anymore, their window is closed
framber jumped the shark once he crossed up his catcher
>>154543825They are over paying a bunch of old guys who are regressing. They are going to suck and keep sucking more and more
>>154543835You can’t articulate that point without revealing the bad faith nature of your position.
>what is the average mean
kek this filthies fanatic is getting rolled
>>154543846You can’t genuinely be convinced of this position if you’re arguing in good faith. They had their highest winning percentage last season (0.687) of the last 3 seasons I’ve selected for this argument.
>>154543853don't care, your team sucks now
My tigers' season is over and you're gleefully giggling like a lunatic
>>154543877>refuses to articulate I accept your concession. Now tell us who your favorite team is.
Let's give those Phillies a chance.
>>154543825You realize that the philthies current winning percentage is 0.444 so they will literally have to positively regress to the mean of 0.500 to reach your projected end of season winning percentage of 0.786. But that isn't even relevant because the original philthies fan was only saying that the current 7-1 stretch since firing topper is simply them regressing toward the league average of 0.500 because they were obviously not going to keep up their 9-19 pace all season. In summation, you are still fucking completely retarded.
Winning a few games in late april / early may is like winning 5 WS to filthadelphia
>>154543928>straw man>ad hominem You’re clearly not engaged enough for this discussion.
These post stink like stankeedominican esl and autism tbqh
swampbeaner kek
This is a winning ball-club who makes frequent deep runs into the playoffs. There’s no reason to assume this year will be different when trends show otherwise unless you are arguing from a tainted position of bad faith.
The only post he didn’t call ad hominem was the one about him sucking 155 cocks a month. Really jogs the old noggin.
>>154543987kek not surprising for a filthies fanatic
>>154543982I hope your club gets to .500 or w/e you're seething about, but take the gay shit to >>>/lgbt/
You cannot stop me, you can only limit my power from growing by not responding.
>Red Sox Panamanian ropes>is replaced and an equally illiterate and even more annoying third worlder from an even bigger shithole
Here's how AL playoffs would look if it started today
>>154543982As a gay Yankees fan I respect ya
>>154544040As a gay Yankees fan I respect the hell outta those Dwight’s Ox
>>154543982>GIWTWMwhat's it like to be able to look down and see your own penis
>>154543893I’m gay go yanks!!
Post>your fav team>days since last erectionPhillies0 (got hard looking thru my Brycie-poo folder)
27 rings, stfu!
I'm going back to r/Thedonald where they respect me
an arse is getting gapewayed atm
kek filthies
There’s a reason this image exists.
Is bryce harper actually good? I remember when he was the most hyped prospect of all time and he had that one great season but then I feel like he was widely considered a bust for like almost a decade after that and I never really heard much about him. He then somehow won MVP with a sub-6 WAR season in the Covid era when no one cared about sports, and now he’s apparently considered good again? What’s going on with this nigga
>>154544183How do you want to quantify that position?
Rest in Piss, Ted Turner - the man who wrecked the Braves.
>>154544183All ad hominem and there is no consistent argument in your post
>>154541589Impossibru...
>>154544155is this the most average northeast couple?
>>154544217You lost, get over it.
>>154544227Atlantic north east (ANE)*
>>154544183i was literally just thinking this earlier today. hes been so consistent and yet nobody talks about him anymore.
The great bambino is rotting in hell.
I don't actually know what ad hominem means and I don't intend to learn. Go Mets!
pitcher duel at the tropwe got a pitcher duel at the trop
soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eBfHIhuvtk
my cardinals are getting gaped
blow gays kek
>team relaying pitches>pitcher gets wind of it>beans hitterseems pretty based to me. not even a tigays fan.only faggot casuals would get mad at this.
Here’s your daily game watch guide for May 6, 2026At the top of the list, we have Rangers at Yankees (7:05 PM). The Yankees are coming into this game having hit 60 home runs (most of the MLB) and only allowing 28 which is (tied for the fewest).Next, we have Pirates at Diamondbacks (9:40 PM) with pitcher Paul Skenes on the mound, watching his games are always a delight. He has allowed 3 or fewer hits in his last five of seven starts this season.Then we have Braves at Mariners. The Braves have yet to lose a series and that will be the storyline for that game at 4:10 PM.And finally, I recommend the Reds at Cubs which will take place at 7:40 PM. The Cubs are looking to follow through with a 14 consecutive win at home which would tie for the second longest winning streak at Wrigley.
>>154541993Problem with Doyers and Murakami is that there was nowhere to put him in the lineup. DH, 1B and 3B are all filled.
>>154544352Like my philpucci
>blowgays
white sox! white sox! go go white sox!
guererro is a worthless fucking nick kurtz
