prev>>154530224
>jish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYcyDoh-XI
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
the vrabel and russini shit never ends
w..what were they doing on the boat?
>>154549711So how many people did he kill?
>>154549682Is this the greatest NFL boat sex scandal or are the Vikings still number one?
>>154549682Probably having a long, awkward conversation about the parentage of her son, Michael.
>>154549711>monster truck>act surprised when it's a monster
i hate college football so fucking much
>>154549742there's no beaches in Minneapolis, retard
>>154549744cheating when using a condom isn't so bad, but raw dogging and creampies are over the line
>>154549784I still have no idea who this dov guy is supposed to be
>>154549799Its nickname is literally the "City of lakes." How you gonna have a lake with no beach?
>>154549835beaches are only for salt water
>amerigoblins coping about their lakes again If you don't live by the ocean you're in flyover territory it's that simple
>>154549889Michael Keaton would never say this. Do better.
>>154549784Hey Claude, what's the best way to downplay my responsibility in the death of a student?
>russ + geno seriously, who could stop them?
kwab
>There are people in this thread who think a lake has a beach
>>154549682>>154549742this is the NFL gamer gate
>>154549982>>154549889the absolute state of anglo education
>>154549784>ruins Nuss>ruins the culture >ruins the program >still gets paid millionsfuck bk
>>154550009huh?
>>154550021Flyover cope post. Can't surf on a lake
ya, I'm thinking we're back
>>154550036It's about ethics in football journalism
>A lake bank is just as good as the beach>Everybody grab a surfboard, let’s wait for some wind Fucking KEK
>>154550065retard
>>154550036Ethics in Game Journalism
>>154550036when you grow up you'll understand, as the kids say, lil bro
>>154550082Living in Chicago is just like living New York isn't it?
>>154550073Too bad I live in the middle of the US and I'll never get to see a beautiful UK beach like picrel
>>154550082>Time to head to the “beach” fellas
>>154550142Dont speak to flyovers.
>>154550077they're making it back this year
>we love our lakefront house Ahhh... so THIS is the kind of people who enjoy hanging out at lakes. it's starting to make sense now
>>154550171Im going to tell hand schizo that I ran into you at a Lions themed sports bar just outside of Detroit. Youre finished.
>>154550171Greatest gay athlete of all time
>>154549742The Vikings love boat is still number one in my book. >>154549799You need to bless yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
>>154549927>Wilson would THRIVE in New YorkGave me a chuckle
>>154550289Shirts vs bussies
>>154549742ENTER
>>154550171who did it better?
>>154550021Don't call him an anglo wtfWe don't claim island goblins
i wonder what it's like in the pats facility. like does HR send out an email to everyone telling not to mention cheating or boats when vrabel is around?
reminder: stats matter
>>154550491Not believing it til Dov posts it. If it is true and Dov doesn't post it then it doesn't matter
>no neck pillow>no headphones>no phone in hand>just taking in the sights>probably paying attention to the flight attendant as she’s giving safety instructionsrespect
>>154550642where's his wife?
>>154550672Cooking classes hopefully.
>>154550672with stefon
>>154550672Shexs been in the bahamas for a few weeks eating coconuts. He's heading there to bring her home. Apparently she went native, gained 200lbs and started yelling about how the Dolphins fucked up ditching tua.
>>154550672sitting on my face
>>154550672Costa Rica with a man named Miguel Vrabélo
>>154549742Giants
>>154550642Looks nothing like him, holy cow the human race is retardedEven in /nfl/ none of you mongoloid subhumans realized thisI am truly like an elf among orcs in this world
I think we can all agree she was thinking about Kiwi cock here
Nobody thinks about Kiwi cock.
>>154550873i only recognize players by their bussy. that could be lamar jackson for all i know.
I’m thinking about kiwi cock
>>154551010No, you aren't.
First for uppercutting Mutthomes on the chin until his jaw breaks.
queen city kitties goin back 2 back
>>154551010Caleb…
>>154551031Me?
>>154549682sucking off black guys
>>15455087399% of the time you see him he's wearing a helmet how the hell do you know?
my billsies :)
>>154551010Louie...
>>154550069*re-tears his ACL*i finna laugh, lol. it takes almost a year to fully recover. yea you can walk on it, but you have to give those injuries time.
>>154550491>balakumarit sounds like he has a fish head wife and enjoys cannons.
>>154550069>fakes a season ending injury to keep his career stats from going to shit
>>154551010Dianna...
>>154551217It's honestly so awk and cringe how you keep trying this line after it fails to get laughs in every threadLike that one guy who thinks nobody heard his joke and keeps repeating himself hoping it can still landChiefs hater subhumans are truly so embarrassing
>>154551217hahahahaha a truly funny comment
Teams I routinely forget exist:1. Panthers2. Cardinals3. Falcons
>>154551217okay ill admit it. I laughed.
>>154551217Lmao
>>154551217kek it do be like that
>>154551350>>154551386>>154551397
>>154551217true
>>154551217this
>>1545513514. Titans/Texans(Sometimes they blend together)
>>154551217kek
>>154551217He does have a history of doing this.Like when he was getting blown out in the eagles owl, he just kept memechucking to pump up his stats. Hes lucky the defense checked out because that would have been a all time bad performance.
How is this strategy called?
>>154550642>>154550727>unironically letting your 24 yo wife take a multiweek vacation to a foreign land without youwhat can possibly justify this? does he just like being cucked?
>>154551495>does he just like being cucked?I thought the whole thing behind cuckoldry is that the guy enjoyed it. Why else would you let your woman fuck other guys unless you're huge bitch.
>>154551489He has "a history of" faking injuries, your example of which is him "memechucking to pump up his stats" the super bowl {not giving up despite the game being hopeless}? What? Why are Chiefs haters literally retarded? Like your brain DOES NOT WORK bro, you realize that?
>>154551490it's called west coast retard. you would know about one of the prevailing offensive strategies of all time if you actually bothered to watch the tape like the rest of us.
>>154551549Doesn't make sense. Arizona is landlocked so shouldn't it be the flyover offence?
>>154551538>KansASS Shitty Reading comprehensionRetarded hick.
>>154551549That doesn't look west coast, that looks dink and dunk and using the long ball to keep the defense was selling out for short passes.>>154551578Flyover offense is when the ball flies over a receivers head and a yellow flag flies towards the receiver. Popularized by elite qbs like Joe Flacco and Patrick Mahomes.
>>154551626>N-no you!Sucks to realize you're retarded huhThat's if you have two IQ digits to rub together and glean even that much
>>154551665Da flu, you dopey little cunt.
>>154549262not reading this entire thread to make sure it hasn't been posted, but NYGger fans trying to claim the sopranos is patheticChase and the rest of the crew are all solid JEST, to the point of having Eric Mangini on the show
thingken bout Goffie...
Gather 'round, autistic fagsFor a story of riches turned to ragsOur hero Drake was getting carriedBut in the Owl, his career was buried.For in that game he soon found outHe was a fraud, and began to pout.As his bussy tore like moist towelettesHe cried "That worked against the Jets!"But the Jets weren't there, nor were the Phins.And though he totaled 14 wins,It's clear as day for all to seeThat Drake Maye was a schedule babby.The game was shit, an absolute slurperAnd Maye played worse than Bustin HerbertYet when the 4th quarter came around,Drake found himself just 2 scores down.His time had come to prove us wrongAnd Drake was finally going long.He took the snap, he threw it high,It got picked off, and then Drake cried.He wept and sobbed and cried all nightWhile Seahawks reveled in delightHis salty tears pooled 'round his feetWhile Darnold paraded down the street.His shameful tantrum carried onAll through the night and unto dawnIn truth, what bothered Drake the mostWas the fact that he was seeing ghosts.
>>154551687We don't call people "cunts" in America kiwi.
>>154552000mindbroken
>>154551978keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek asterisks fags ain't finna like dis one cuhh
>>154551693The mangenius himself. Whatever happened between him and Bill? It seems like every other one of his coordinators were allowed to leave and come back 50 times, but when Mangini did it once he was immediately out of favor.
>>154549262All those characters are Jets fans. Did you even watch the show?
>>154551693It's telling that they wrote Bobby as the only Giants fan
>>154552062He went to the jets and mogged him a few times
>Chiefs king enters your shit thread>Looks at you thuslyWhat do?
>>154552062Eric Mangini is largely responsible for Spygate and Belichick not being 1st ballot HOF
>>154552163>mangini is directly responsible for discrediting the hall of fameBased
>>154552163>massive fines>Patriots as an organization pays half of Bellicheats fines so Kraft can still afford his bi weekly Thai ladyboy rubdowns
>>154552104hehgreat point
>>154552149To bussy or not to bussyThat is the question
>>154551693Nobody in NJ roots for the Jets
>>154552149Passes too well for my liking. Go my Broncos
Where did everyone go?
My GOAT so tuffffffffff
>>154549682the implication
>>154552597Server reset
>>154551217Roflmao
>>154552639
>>154553030>His QB is an emaciated African boy with drills on his headThank god this isnt me.
>>154553030was always wondering why he has a japanese flag on his helmet, his parents are not japanese iirc?
>>154553289
>>154553314>great-grandmothersmall homage I guess, even if a little larpy. Did he even know her? He mustve been in diapers when she passed
Assuming your had a team full of slightly below average players, who is the worst QB you would rather have than Jerry Rice? Rivers? Dak? Cousins?
Remember when Bears fans were trying their hardest to convince people that this was Moore's fault for not hustling enough
My broncies :)
suck lol
>>154553380This is him with her, apparently
>>154553515not to sound weird but what a handsome young lad
Bo is getting his asshole ankle blasted.You ever see something like that before?
>>154553515dang so they have children young in the daniels family. Think jaydens mom was 20 when she had him? She looks 70 at most, for a great grandma thats super young, and jayden looks like early teens here?
>>154553289>>154553380He embodies the spirit of the samurai
who is the 92' kwabaroo of the NFL?
>>154553833>bustin feces when its time to deliver in the playoffs
>>154553662Asians don't raisin, that woman could be 130 years old
>BuckbrokencosKek>BroncbosKek kek
>Three LombardisLmao >Raiders-tier franchiseKek!
>>154553833>92' kwabarooI have no idea what that is
>>154553971Kevin Was Always Based
>>154553662My buddy in highschool had an uncle his age and 2 years younger. His mom and grandmother were pregnant at the same time, then he got a girl pregnant at the same time his mom got pregnant around the same time. Then I ended up being the Godfather to his kid and the stepfather to his brother.
>>154553982>>154553662My mom and dad (amicably) divorced and then like 10 years later she married another guy, and now my dad is dating her husbands mom So my dad is the stepdad to my mom and her husband and my mom is now both my mom and my step aunt and my moms husband is my stepdad while my dad is his stepdad
Nice blog hours faggots
manlet never learn, huh?
>>154554324Crazy footage of the kiwi in his backyard
>>154553958>>154553915Raiders didn't need refball or a stolen QB to win their superbowls, in fact the raiders won while also being one of the most penalized teams from the 70s/80s, basically they told the refs, rozelle, clark hunt, oakland, the a's, and NFL "fuck you, just win, baby"
>>154554490Stop crying.
>>154554499I'm right tho
>>154554526Nah you're just crying. You make sounds like this>WAHHHH WAHHHHHH
>>154554582That's you when your sorry ass team got buttfucked in the playoffs
>>154554645My team is a dynasty that went to the super bowl five times in 7 years and won 3 rings actually LMAOGood luck with Bo Shit tho I'm sure you'll get that fourth lombardi any day now KEK
>>154554688>thinks I'm a broncos fanwrong team dumbass
>>154554696Nah it's you who's the dumbass, "refball" intellectual KEK
>>154554703I never claimed to be an expert on refball but my raiders are always on the wrong end of it and they still won, till Al finally lost it, may he rest in peace
>>154550065Which isn't a problem to people who don't surf, which is everyone who isn't a loser like these nerds surfing in Michigan https://youtu.be/MszFox3XCLk
>>154554751>loser*poserI have friends & family that surf. It's all posers
>>154554688I'm a Chiefs fan you subhuman Raidspic
>afcw shitstirring hours
What a nasty flu..
>>154554720Thank you for proving the validity of the moniker "Raider retards", which everyone uses when speaking about your shit Raiders-tier team.
>>154554836translation: I an mad about the raiders.
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH>DA FLU>DA FLU IS IN MY FUCKING KNEEE>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154554769Mmmmmmm hugs you close and clings to you tightly
>>154554808that guy's really lucky he had all those teammates on the sideline telling him which way to run
>>154554778>implying there's a single hour when afcw retards aren't getting their shit stirred
>>154554862Jaguars intellectuals aren't used to running towards the opposing team's endzone
Fuck the queefsFuck the chorgersFuck the donkeys
Queefsissies are helpless before us enormous Liongods
>>154554873*Chiefs chads*Charger chuds*Bronco bitches
>>154554875We still don't think about you at all, and this is still not a rivalry, lil Lion timmy
2026 is our year (j)Igglebros
>>154554878A team with a cuck QB can never be a chad team, queeftard
>>154554887UH OH STINKY LION MELTY
>>154554808JAGSJAGSJAGS>Houston Metro: 7 million>Jacksonville Metro: 1.7 million
>>154554894What people do in the privacy of their bedrooms is none of your concern, /pol/ virgin
>>154554910>peopleand a dog
>>154554901The first Lions super bowl appearance... I remember it well
>>154554919remember THIS?
>>154554917Your wattpad erotica is not relevant to this football discussion, /pol/ deviant
>>154554929>Talking shit via another teamGrim. Poor Detoilets
>>154554935grim indeed. For lil queefsissies that is...
>>154554931I don't fuckin use /pol/ for one, two, brittany has a literal tattoo of her "open love" bullshit on her ankle, and a paw print and some tweet about loving faggot tom brady and wanting a kid at suspicious timing, put it all together, and you get cucktrick mahomes
Every time the Detoilets lost last season they would log on to /nfl/ to accuse everyone laughing at them of being Chiefs fans and talk shit about the ChiefsLiterally getting blown out by the Packers and they're on here going "Oh yeah, QUEEFS fans? Well remember when you blah blah"They're even more mindbroken by big Chiefs cock than the Bills at this point. When we easily beat them last season, even while running on fumes of our past glory, it was literally like a nuke was detonated in Detroit. They absolutely melted down. Such a weird one-sided obsession. Never seen anything like it
>>154554959You sound raped.
>queefs fans never recovered from that loss to Detroit
>>154554949Queef fans are natural born victims.
oh, let's not forget that the playoff donkeys were forced into 7-10 shitfest with an actively tanking raiders team, giving a peak into their upcoming playoff loss
I can see it's that time of thread again
david njoku to bears incoming
>>154554808If 80 had gotten that tackle after he stepped out of bounds would it have counted?
>I can see it's that time of thread again
>>154554992
Lifelong fan of seven cuck sessions or something >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST!)
>his QB isn't a psychocouldn't be me
THE BRONCOS WILL REDEEM THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR SAARS!DEATH TO THE CHIEF PAKIS
>>154554974just one of the many benefits of watching the game from the nosebleeds
let’s all calm down…
>>154555049I AM CALM OK? I AM FUCKING CALM
>ynr "the Kiwi is the the Detoilet" 5000 word essayhttps://mega.nz/file/asIwFbxA#LIfWIwV5OUdX_1fqEvzT8dhJJp8GcJBnx3WqYhIpfN4
>>154555092Serial killers love to draw attention to their crimes and mock the public with the evidence.
>>154555129FYI hes in the discord and he does live in the outer Detroit area. we met up at a lions/pistons sports bar with a few other anons. Hes an expat. You were right all along kek
>>154555138I know idiot you don't need to tell me. I wrote 5000 words for a reason.
reminder: hurts is a top 5 QB
>>154555184Not sure how you can say that with Purdy, Stafford, Darnold and Daniels in the picture
>>154555196>Purdy>Danielshow many rings do they have?
>>154555208If they played on the Eagles, certainly no less than Hurts
the eagles dline coach is fuck huge
>>154555213>If
>>154555214>I would like to draft my giganigga black brother from Africa>Howie: B-but he's never in played football...>puts his hand on Howie's shoulder>Do you feel in charge?
>>154555219>Illiterate Filthies can't into hypotheticals
not sure if based or cringe
>>154555250hypothesize this bussy
>>154555261Those are my hands and me taking that photograph with my neuralink implant btw
Patrick Mahomes eats cum.
>>154555292You lost.
Who wants me to check their oil?
this goober will never win a ring
>>154555261>Can't you read bitch G E O C A C H I N G
>>154555442i don't know what that means
I'm starting to think these two had sex with each other
>>154555469Why aren't the gamergaters pretending like this matters
>>154555469GIWTWM
laura rutledge saved ESPN
>>154555658How many prospects do you think watch that and go>Mmmm sheeit I gots to get me to tha NFL for I can get me a white hoe like dat! Yes lawd!
Chiefs kings won this thread.
>>154555855One this bussy
>>154555855Here's your prize king*spreads anus*
>>154549656It ends if you stop talking about it.>rich and famous athletes aren't always faithful to their wivesFascinating. Who could have known?>media awards aren't objective measures of skill and may be biased by personal relationships Fascinating. Who could have known?
I am convinced that nobody posts here anymore and it's just kiwi talking to himself, unless you all became braindead and started talking like the same retard. What a fucking shit thread.
I am convinced that nobody posts here anymore and it's just Ryback talking to himself, unless you all became braindead and started talking like the same retard. What a fucking shit thread.
I am convinced that nobody posts on the ‘net anymore and it's just AI talking to itself, unless you all became retard and started talking like the samefag. What a fucking shit thread.
>>154554998I may be wrong, but I think it would have been ok because he re-established himself with both feet inbounds after going out. The illegal touching rules don't apply in the same way to defense as they do offense, and I assume that he would count as a defensive player in this scenario, but again, I could be wrong.
Seattle Football Team
>>154557030Did they finally cancel seahawks cause we kept calling them shecocks?
>>154556786Retard, it's all me talking to myself>I recognize your posting styleActual schizo behavior
>>154556533There are more thing in heaven and earth Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy
>>154557267Heh
>log in this morning >have time sensitive work that needs to be done>can't access any of the drives where the files are>call IT>they pushed out an update last night that fucked everything up >ETA for fix: unknown >mfw
my flagship-franchise-of-the-NFL bearsies :)
Da Bears
Chiefs can Win again ?
>stoolers>fraudgers
>>154553445They still are. There’s at least one holdout who keeps saying it
>>154551217
Slow news day. /nfl/ is now a Gronk Appreciation General.>Described as an "NFL supernova," a "sui generis," a "gold standard," a "generational marvel," and an "on-field force of nature," Gronkowski revolutionized the tight end position and became the envisioned archetype for which the position could and should be. For ESPN, "it felt like the tight end position was invented in response to his rare gifts, the singular marriage of power and grace he brought to the game.">Gronkowski was widely praised for his versatility, having both the catching dexterity of a wide receiver and the blocking skills of an offensive lineman. Such abilities, both played on elite levels, made him the most complete, all-around, and true tight end, unlike other players of his position who were either only a receiver or blocker. Big, strong and agile at 6'6" and 265-pounds with hands measuring 10 ¾ inches from thumb to pinkie, he has been compared to NBA's LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal as one of the most physically gifted athletes in American sports history. Gronkowski is also known for his high football IQ and has been acknowledged for his intelligent and versatile route-running. A consummate teammate, he is known for his infectious positivity, with Bill Belichick remarking “In the ultimate team sport, Rob was a great, great teammate. His production spoke for itself, but his daily attitude, unmistakably positive energy wherever he went and toward whoever he touched will never be forgotten.”
>He was the highest ranked tight end in the annual NFL Top 100 Players five times, as voted by his peers. The Patriots also included him in its 2010s All-Decade Team. Regarded as one of football's finest players, he has set several NFL records and was selected not only in the NFL 2010s All-Decade Team but also in the NFL's 100th Anniversary All-Time Team. Gronkowski is also widely thought of as the best tight end in the history of the game.>His effervescence and irreverence made him not only a fan favorite, but also an icon and a folk hero. Gronkowski is considered one of the most unique personalities in sports, and has played with "an inimitable combination of acrobatic athleticism and reckless abandon" all the while maintaining his boyish enthusiasm and humor.Strength through Joy. I just saved you guys hundreds of dollars on power-of-positivity, self-help books. You’re welcome.
>>154558075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHZQ3ZZdLJIRookie Gronk making 255 lb James Laurinaitis look like a child
>>154558075>>154558082>just positive your way into a 6’6” frame with manlet tier agility
>>154558075>toward whoever
is he right?
>>154558122Parents should have had us drink three gallons of milk per day as kids :(
>>154558200Yes, but it's also because Pats fans like him are such humorless pussies that we can't help but to bring it up to get a rise out of them.
>>154558200i guess. like i wouldn't give a shit if this was about any AFCS or NFCS team, or the Cardinals
>>154558200It’s being kept alive because new details keep coming out that escalate the drama and it’s the start of the nfl news desert. People keep clicking to find out if the latest update is going to be enough to fire a coach that went to the Super Bowl.
>>154558200I hate redditors so much it's unrealt. pats fan
>>154558254>they had sex at resort>they had sex in at a casino >they had sex on a boati think we've established that they've had sex
>>154557974They would need their UDFAs to hit
Ravens had their second fewest sacks in team history last year, allowed the most points in 10 years and their 2nd most points in the last 30 years What's the first thing they do? Acquire Maxx Crosby, fails, so get Trey Hendrickson & drafted the Powerful Zion Young
>>154558304what the fuck has gayleb accomplished to be above Jalen Hurts? Cam Ward was lowkey fucking abysmal dogshit in 2025 as well he's not above CJ Stroud
>>154558353we also brought back Calais Campbell which I'm hyped about he had a very underrated season in 2025. That said I won't be fully bought in on the hype train until i know Justin Madabuike will be healthy for this season we missed him big time last year
>>154558254>new detailsAnything short of Vrabel being the father of her kid isn't really news at this point
>>154558354won games without just being pushed in the butt
>>154558386Caleb Williams doesn't even have a winning record as a starting QB. Jalen Hurts has been to two Superbowls. Get a clue cazzie
>>154558432>cazzie?
Psure Vrabel ends up getting fired here. They're slow dropping now and the worst is likely still to come.
nfc bros... caleb is evolving...
>>154554949For the record, that's a giants jersey, not chefs
>>154558542>ayyo /sp/ catch!
>>154554808Someone post the clip from this game of Chris Jones giving up on his team
Who's gonna hire Vrabel in a year after everyone forgets this nothingburger
