>>154527714
KEEEEK Zatdaddy caused this raped bitch to internalize his dead daddy rapings again
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>154551418You'll follow who you're told, pup.
>>154551449>>154551399cant wait till all the indians like this guy go away so people can talk about MMA and not his gay sex fetish
>cant wait till all the indians like this guy go away so people can talk about MMA and not his gay sex fetish
Is spammy really a jeet
cant wait to man handle you lil pups
RAPED PIG.RAPED PIG.
>>154551399Raped faggot.Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPES BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
>Raped faggot.>Raped faggot.>RAPED FAGGOT!>YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!>YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!>YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!>RAPED BITCH!!!!>RAPES BITCH!!!!>EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!>RAPED FAGGOT!!!!>YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
Well I guess all the new captchas and posting cooldowns were worth it to finally improve post quality here.
>Well I guess all the new captchas and posting cooldowns were worth it to finally improve post quality here.
>>154551690TranJan spam measures will work once pigs can fly... oh wait
All the moneys coming on van
Im searching for the song that goes “alas lalala loh alah lalala loh” you know it’s that island vibe song that plays in a rom com movie. Ill keep searching for it but that will be the song I play when I beat the fucking shit out of all of you
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Spamdaddy is back! And he’s showing no Marcy to us disgusting deformed pathetic Pigclitties…might as well submit to him while we still can, there’s no other option left I’m afraid
who is this guy talking to
I hate him so much. The UFC would be so much better if he was no longer the face of it. What does he even do exactly? It was leaked that he doesn't match make, negotiate contract, or does no production work.
>>154551782I actually know what song you mean but I dont knwo the name FUCK
>who is this guy talking to look down bud, im right here
>>154551824>What does he even do exactly?PIGna (and DDPonald) schlucks on he Jdaddies' big Kosher schlongs and swallows FAT STANKY cum loads, specifically from his AriDaddy, all day I fear.
>>154551827the sha la la la la sha lalala
>>154551824
>>154552021Looks like this before he became rich and bought high grade testosterone injections and industrial strength razors.
>>154551782your post reminded me of my song that i will play while i break your limbs one by onehere it is btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
Life could be dream, life could be dreamShaboo ya ya
>>154552041Sure. >>154552051He weaseled his way into making money off the masculinity of others. A total fraud and scumbag in every way.
>>154552070No wonder Trump likes him so much.
>>154552070>I came to /heem/ to cry and NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!
>>154552063what’s your battle song? now I’ll know two inner circle songs word for word
>>154552101You actually like Dana White?
WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYBODY LET FUCKING SEE YOUR FUCKING FISTS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
*raises malnourished brown claw*
>>154552127My post was calling you a crybaby that literally has nothing to do with Dana.
you can hate dana but is the ufc. you gonna watch the hunter campbell era
>>154552141>Discussing the biggest piece of shit in MMA on an MMA discussion board is being a crybaby!
mens mental health isnt real and is unattractive to other males
>>154551379>there are 2 freemasons in this photo
>>154552210You didn't need to put the implicators on that.
>>154552249>My team is losing >Post my discontent about it on the specific sport thread about it >"Crybaby!" The equivalent.
>he watched team sportsoof keep going b
>>154552219>>there are 2 freemasons in this photo
Grew up never never ever ever had shit I done fell in love with a bad bitch
They guys who ran pride were scummy but they were scummy in the cool kind of wayDana White is the lame sort of scum. Never been able to do anything by himself. First it was the Fertitta brothers holding his hand and using him as the front man for their seedy shit, then it was daddy Trump. Always been a liar, always been trying to make himself look tough, always wanted to be the star of the show, never could be. Jon Jones made him tongue his asshole 5 different times and Dana always went back for more, no matter how many times he popped for roids or beat his wife. Conor and Khamzat make him run around and reschedule entire months of the calendar and then pull out anyways and he's always ready to drink their cum with a smile on his face. Francis raped him in his own goddamn office. "Dana White's Contender Series" what a fucking joke, so desperate to have his name define the sport, and he'll be forgotten the moment he steps down. And when he does, nothing will change, because he's never had real power. He's just a useful idiot. A fake tough guy to take a fall for the suits.
Numb the gane with the moneyNumb the gane with the moneyNumb the gane with the moneyNumb the gane with it
>>154552345meds negro, meds
what do you mean tony v khabib isnt headlining the white house card?
>>154552378Don't fucking touch me dude
There would be no Eagle FC without Dana White. Think about that hard truth next time you complain
>>154552113my battle song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSWlMJbkfmgmy nickname? the devastator or the obliteratorbut people would simply refer to me as the most powerful flyweight to ever walk the eartheven 145ers would tremble at the mention of my name
>>154552457>the devastator or the obliterator How about “the debt eliminator” 25ers to 45ers are fucked when your battle song hits. You’ll be wearing a cool robe
Trump sitting down was almost as tall as Ilia
>>154552545Our president is a beast of a peach
>>154552545Dirty diaper president was sitting on a minging mound of dementia dookie, tragically
>>154552630Diapers are high energy. Bathroom breaks are for losers!
>>154552051>Oi bloody hell me luv dis ess da YOU EFF SEEE ez rail ez it geds!
>wont break bread with jones>will dip his bread in sauce
Quiet piggy.
He didn't say 'Piggy' he said 'Paddy' he was saying 'Quiet Paddy' because he's a fan of Justin and was tired of all the smack talk.
>>154552937Sp the president used an anti-irish slur? In big 2026?
biggest slur in my vocabulary is “boxing”>boxing looking ass bitch
biggest slur in the presidents vocab is “khabib”>youre such a khabib when i ask you for simple things
You fucking dummy the ufc isn’t fighting at the White House
They're starting another pandemic.
>>154551572>shirtless Mark Coleman pisses himself and comes to heem me with a rottie puppy used as a macejust like my nightmares
>>154553272oh no, all the gays will be dead. how will we fill the h1-b slots
>>154553272santa virus just in time for christmas in july
>>154553287>just like my nightmares That nightmare was a disaster, you’ve actually been rescued by The Hammer. Sweet dreams
Are they really doing another pandemic?
Mentally ill freaks general.
>>154553409thank you for blessing me goodfather of ground and pound
>>154553272is it the hantavirus thingy they were squawking about on the cruise? lol, hantavirus. some shit they saw on an x-files episode 30 years ago
>>154553442Pandemic ll: Your Sister is a Werewolf
>its super duper serious you have to stay inside for another two years lol i refuse to be treated like sean strickland ws by his father. my freedoms will not be ass raped
raped by dad raped by khamzat poor little white bitch. stage another video for twitter where you pull a gun on your friends because youre so badass and hardcore you fucking faggot sean i dare you
fuck strickgape gon do
>>154553448May the 4th be with you
>leafjeet having his daily melty
>>154551824>It’s unattractive to other malesI knew Dana was sweet, but that’s a whole other level of faggotry.
>>154553504so it will be consensual?
sssniperwolf. where did she go?
https://x.com/iamasoothsayer/status/1535494638391664641
I really hope they do try another retarded fucking pandemic, there's no way they pull that shit again (I'll be impressed if they do tho and disappointed in ppl yet again)
Another pandemic happens im letting these hands go dawg im not holding shit back I got kids
another pandemic and I'm taking my heem shitposting to new autistic heights so you guys better pray it doesnt happen
I hope the pandemic hits gane posters the hardest
it's over bros I've got the Ganetavirus
>>154553779I have heard about that, you can only get it via anal sex with other ganeposting men. I hope you are ok bro
talmbout wishing and hoping b, while im talmbout doin b
>>154553657I will see red.
Sean Strickland was raped in his ass by his father Lawrence Strickland
Anyone who thinks Waldo has Volkov in the bag, may I remind you *ahem* of Volkov vs Pavlovich (the other boogey man with knockout power whomst Volkov send to the decision realm and had his KO power revoked)
Alexander Volkov, the Viacom star, M1 Global product, and UFC Champion.!
thinking im gonna watch this card at home high chance i use a lot of racial slurs
Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
>>154553822Mate would you please stop umpernating me?
they should give viewers at home voting devices like from America's home videos but instead of voting for videos we vote to cancel fights if they suck as they happen
WMMA? CANCELLED. Looks like it's back to sucking dick behind Petro's miss/mister Harrison
>>154553945Yeah that's why, not because you're a fucking poor loser with no friends, bitches, or money.
>>154553822Proof?
>>154553696Who's the kid?
>>154554042he might have none of those things but he has warrior spirit and we respect that
Ganescholars were right all along? HOLY FUCK this nigga was just in the oval office. I kneel.
>>154553696America is sending twelve year olds to Iran? I'm scared.
Bacon bussy: fully lubricated.
po' lil khamzat is sick of being kadydaddy's plaything, he's ready to die
im trying to support sean because I think khamzat is a disgusting muslim bitch but sean is so fuckin cringe and unlikable im supporting tito ortiz instead
its just two turds flying into each other for five rounds if you think about it
>>154554042my flight path lists sean waldo and martin luther bobby. you dont get to bring friends. come watch it with me and ill fuck you straight through my couch
bots must be updated, now theres like 20 hantavirus threads on pol, baka, bunch of cans
Sean immune to cognitive dissonance
I'm afraid of the hantavirus bros
Nice one of our niggas infiltrated the ufc video making division
>>154554463That's a pig, they're pretty common here on earth
>>154554463
>>154554425Michael Chandler III and his wife along with her son. Vintage Dodge Challenger in the background from Big Iron Mikes Bellator days
>>154554458Always knew yak milk was a meme
its a dodge charger excuse me also know as a fast Chrysler UFC 300
>>154552345Nah you'd be crying about them if Pride was happening now, trust me hahaha. And I'd be right with you, no shade, I'm just as pathetic as you. Pride wasn't le bad because they fixed fights. It was the mismanagement, backstabbing within the company and MOST of all... trust me this one would REALLY get you revved up pissing and shitting all over reddit... but they le hecked over the fighters when it comes to pay :0
>>154554458Stabilize the knee and return at 135
there must at least one remaining fighter from Pride. James Thompson has retired so he is out of the running
Gilbert Yvel is on a four fight win streak since leaving the UFC. It’s time to sign the guy
We all know the heavyweight division could use some young blood
Matchup concetp; Kevin James vs Josh Hokitt UFC Senegal
UFC Senegal: King of Queens (no wmma)
Getting real Reddit in here.
>>154554609Hector Lombard is still fighting in Meng FC
Getting real heavy in here.
Ganeting really uppity here
>>154552219>lard, poatato, orange manI count 3, and those are just the ones we know of.
We’re gonna defend our Heavyweight title and we’re gonna deny him triple champ status
Am I really the only one here that thinks Strickland actually has a shot?I know khamzat will take him down at least 3 times in the 1st round, and at the most, 3 more times in the 2nd round, but he'll be completely gassed out by the start of the 3rd. Just like the fight with Usman. Strickland may not be a versatile fighter, his attacks are extremely predictable (jab, straight, and push kick) but he's extremely patient, has excellent cardio, and an underrated take down defense. Unlike dricus.Dricus looked completely helpless against khamzat, and was crucifixed twice, yet khamzat couldn't finish him.
Yes. Strickland era II
Strickland is such a fucking faggot Acts like a tough psychopath yet he can’t help but talk about his childhood trauma and daddy issues at every opportunity
StrickGOD by mollywhopping
>>154555074DDP took Sean down 6 times. Sean will spend the entire fight on his back until the finish
>there are ZERO (0) women’s fights this weekend what the fuck dana?
Holy fuck Van is going to get mogged hard tomorrow
>>154555189Taira is going to kill him
Strickland should simply fight like it's the final 15 seconds but for 25 minutes
>>154555161How about you just watch the fights and shut the fuck up?
strickland is the way he is becuase of his broken bussy
>>154554609I wonder what Thompson's CTE power level is like
All winners are on the left side. Knockouts will commence. Winners will take the UEE belts. It's written.
>>154555621>supposed a patriotic rah rah murica event>only one Estadounidense in the main/co main eventoh wow its like Ari is deliberately trying to kill the UFC, he wouldnt do that right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
Shavkat bros how do we cope
>>154555726beating our hags
damn, /knuck/ won again
going to have to go to the police over this gypsy nutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LytqF1JZx7o328 Full Predictions are up
>>154555792i heemember fatboy said gypsies are honorable people with a really cool culture i predict he gets 40% correct
Man, that ain't cool, man.
ilja was doing gutfeld looks absolutely draining for both iltsu and the viewer
You can tell by the looks on their faces that they're taking in the repugnant odour of Dirty Diaper Donald's disgusting dookie deposits
>>154555831depends on the depends no?
>>154555843hmmmdeep endsdependdependscall that shit a 2pac
>>154555831>Ilia's handsHe's compromised. Between that fat retard freemason and Zion Don, he never stood a chance. He's sold his soul. It's over.
>>154555831all of them notice epstein popping up from a tunnel beneath Dumpfy's desk
>>154555831Gane always looks so kino. How does he do it every single time?
President Gane.
>>154555943i and indeed we all kneel
>>154555831RETARDED MENTALLY ILL FREAK!!!
>>154556080you know the rules pal
Why do webms not play for me but mp4s do work on my phone?
>>154556080Excellent post.
>>154555831Nah, as far as I know Topuria is a good fascist bootlicker and will do anything to try to gain the american crowd.
>>154556107Probably something to do with your Obama phone playa!
>>154555943Cometh the hour, cometh the Gane
>>154556080but enough about you
When Obama wore a tan suit at the white house everyone freaked. When Gane does it, they bow.
It's there any fighter that isn't retarded?
>>154555918>what if I permaheemed trump right here and nowyou know it crossed his mind
>>154556345Here's some insight into pereiras brain>BUH BUH BUH BUH
Reaterdead
heeminder RIZIN is on after poofc
yeah buddy lol
>>154556322
>>154551379honestly ridiculous how much aura Topuria has
Apparently Ali Abdelaziz was in the white house
>>154556557Big guys.
>>154556617for you
I got chills hearing Strickland say his daughter is destined to marry a big black man because he's a racist
>>154556622I'm same height as Pereira
>ITS UP! ITS UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXilMk6Z5Mk>ITS FUCKING UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXilMk6Z5Mk>BENSON HENDERSON DEBUTS IN PFL SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXilMk6Z5Mk
how many seconds into the first round will khamzat sub strickland?
Tony appeared to me in a dream. He walked out of a burning building with a yoga mat and pointed up into the sky without saying anything.
I’m not excited about the ufc card this weekend. I might not watch. Anyone else feel the same way?
>>154556826Not me. We got two title fights, a likely #1 contender's fight, and plenty of bangers in the undercard. What's not to be excited for?
watching the embedded episodes makes you realize that most ufc fighters are just goycattle with muscles
>>154556879Like modern day gladiators and we are the cheering crowd. Chills.
Disgusting Retarded Piglet Freaks.
>>154556911SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE FIGHTS
>>154556911Hey pal can you stop impersonating me?
>>154556879Not Sean Strickland. He's not afraid to speak his mind and tells it like it is.
>>154555943this picture is the last thing heem needed, for the average gane poster this picture answered all their dreams
FOR THE LOVE OF CHATRI WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE IMPERSONATE ME
>>154556826You type like a broke reddit bitch
Strickland don't even carry one in the pipe with his Paul blart ahhh
>>154556720Pootan can't even get a crisp fade to meet the commander and chief? Commie alert
SEAniggas are worse than jeets
Strickdaddy by murderous dickdowns
Khazmat "borezzzzzzz" chimichurri
>>154557203both the skirts are absolute peach
Guru finally got over his BDS and picked Khamzat to win
Emergency meetup in the Gurucord!
>>154557294Invite code?
>>154555943HG
>>154557298code is = harryhardwick
>>154557203kek hell no
check this out
Fat Poatan is kinda handsome. I need to bulk again.
>>154555943we're about to see some changes around here.
>>154557363CP really knocked out two recent UFC champions back to back and nobody really gives a fuck because of how underwhelming Smegwards and Fart Smella are
so UFC FREEDOM 250 is gonna be a disaster right? there's no way this event goes without a hitch
President Gane's first order of business? Abolishing the Federal Reserve and declaring AIPAC a criminal organisation
>>154557404No one gives a fuck because he will just get taken down and leg humped by Islam, he did get taken down by JDM (kek)Morales vs Prates is the fight to see
Let's be clear about this right now: Khamzat is not White. When he gets the strap, there will be no retroactive whitewashing.
>>154557405I was hoping for the Iran war to cancel it, now I am praying for a super cell storm to fuck it all up
just farted and it smelled like ganes foreskin smegma
>>154557363Poor leon...
"Sugar" Sean stricklandSugar refers to the contents of his tank
>>154557405Yeah, the UFC has basically no experience organising events in makeshift outdoor arenas. They can't even guarantee perfect events in indoor arenas they visit all the time
They laughed at the reverse heel hook. They laughed at the Jones loss. They laughed after he stuck his finger in his ass and eyepoked Tom Asbestos. Never realizing that Gane played the long game in his bid for world domination.
A poatan sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood by some guy who goes by "Ari"
"Sugar" Jon JonesSugar refers to the contents of his tank
Imagine how foul Poatan's shits have been over the last several months
>>154557405>>154557492They can consult or work with anyone for R&D. It's not one guy sitting out there hanging tarp. Seats alone will stop wind if it rains so it wont blow in too bad. If it does rain it will just be a part of the spectacle and a good cope for the fans of the fighters who lose.
I'm a little upset with Gane wearing a tan suit to the White House.
>how does michael chandler's story end?
Just got done with my morning jump rope + heavy bag sesh. now im gonna goon and play factorio
>>154557363Leon would have won if he kept grappling
Leon is only two good wins away from being the goat
The Prates matchup was super winnable for Leon he just decided to fight like a retard in the second and died for a very obvious footwork mistake
Unironically how would Prime GSP do against Prates?
>>154557672He wrestles him and wins a unanimous decision with maybe a hairy moment
>>154557405i hope there's a terrorist attack ngl
>>154557669Leon's entire career was making big mistakes and losing a round 10-8
>>154557694There's going to be some scripted false flag where some hyped up brown boy from the bonescord takes a pop at donnie. They'll probably write in some cringe moment where Dana shields trump
>>154557707that would be fun, I can see even some fighters defending the dorito guy
Spain's like a shittier Florida
SEE YOU AT THE TOP
Did you guys hear the latest on the Raja Jackson Situation?>Raja Jackson, the son of UFC legend Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, cut a deal with prosecutors to close out his criminal case on Wednesday.>The 26-year-old pleaded no contest to one felony count of battery with serious bodily injury at a preliminary hearing setting after striking the agreement with officials, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office told The California Post.>Raja also admitted to two special allegations, including personal infliction of great bodily injury and engaging in violent conduct.>Raja is slated to be sentenced in late June, and the rep for the District Attorney’s Office told The Post his “anticipated sentence is 90 days actual county jail; restitution of $81,703.38; and two years formal probation.”
Topuria vs Gaethje is sanctioned murder and if you think anything less you're a dribbling retard.
>>154557793I wouldn't trade brain damage for 81 grand but then again he's a pro wrestler he's basically doing that anyway
Money keeps coming in on van not sure why
>>154557713gonna love watching alvarez flush out of the org, you guys suck at fighting
>>154557838Blud
>>154557843Costello van Steenis is a World Champion. Show some respect.
>>154557862>poofllmao
>>154557857>polymarketNigga taira was -200
>>154557793Poor Raja. He just needs some guidance and a real father figure in his life. Fortunately there's a way to turn it all around. The Tom Aspinall Way. A free subscription empowers you with priceless knowledge and guidance. Investing in the Champion's Tier will set him on the final path to achieve all his dreams.
i cannot picture any outcome apart from 25 minutes of rape or an early chimaev sub
>>154557902yea im thinkin strickland will heem
>>154557793The white brotherhood will take it from here
Here's how RDR can still be Middleweight champ:
>>154557902Khamzat will go for mount and ground and pound hes not going for the sub
>>154557978His fight iq is really low if you aren't walking into his lean back knee
Brendan Allen is a fuggen maniac and Caio is obviously on some kind of drugs, i believe in the Riddler comeback.
>>154557793Dudes frigged. How's a regional MMA fighter to come up with $81k
Pop quiz: what colour skin are fighters that go "aagh"? Food for thought.
>>154558001Caio neutralized rdrs entire game by stepping backwards and putting his hands down lol
>>154557793>81,703.38 payout >two years probationDoctor and lawyer behavior not the behavior of a trained fighter.
>>154557978He officially moved up to LHW. https://youtu.be/n8V8GGg4g5Q?t=3
>>154557902
Heem
https://suno.com/s/PCty52MhFOhBVrVm
Gen Z is trying to cancel Tom of Finland
>>154555943Wow
Sean Strickland will not shock the world. But he will shock a few inbred mongs that don't understand fighting.
>>154558128Very heterosexual outfit
>>154558128mma?
“Nothing is shocking when it is know”Strickland 4:13
>>154558145Fraid so
>>154558128>self identified bolshevik upset about optics
Tom of Heemland
>>154551773Let's go for that
what time are weigh ins today
>>154553272Nah fuck that!
>>154553272>tfw job is fully equipped for WFH nowwouldn't even be fun this time around
https://youtu.be/hOP6G4FYdOU?
ijk i'm going to heem that homicidal lunatic again all she has to do is make a motion with her finger
>>154558128you must be devastated
why am i so weak of spirit
>>154558262Finnish.
>>154558262No massa no
>>154558272we drink moonshine pal spirits are not an issue
>>154558286does it dull the pain?
>>154558292yes and you can even use it as antiseptic so the helwanis shut that down
I watched some of that TUF russia thing with bones and d.c. Daniel calls Jon "nigga" several times. Bones really revs him
>noooo don't consoom the berserk juice take burana insteadi hate wmma and helwanis so much it's unreal
>>154558317Cornier gets so mad lol>hes taller>hes younger>he has the reach advantage>and he still needed to roid!
>>154558317>>154558348anywhere i can watch it for free jones bullying daniel always picks me up
>>154558348Steroids didn't win the fight for Jon, it was fight IQ.
daniel cormier reminds of the mammy in tom and jerry iykyk
no not really nah
>>154558374i will inform you when your input is needed
>>154558364If Jones didn't need steroids why was he on them
>>154558385He thought he was shooting up cocaine
>>154558385dick pills b
Tom and JerryOne is a cat and the other is a mouse. Which two fighters in the UFC would you say have a Tom and Jerry dynamic?
>>154558385they make you heem like a beast i am told by lesser men
>>154558404
>>154558409Jon can't heem thoughbeitever
>>154558417Who is Tom and who is Jerry here?
Tom is Tom and Jerry is Gane and the big dog is Pereira methinks
>>154558425you tell me>>154558420i wasn't talmbout jon he was cleared of all charges as usual
>>154558385He's got a big cock Joe
https://youtu.be/GZg6OFkLRV8?si=B9u1JZhxx3fnWO10Heeminder at this time Jon Jones testosterone levels were equivalent to someone who had been castrated.
>>154558433No, I asked you.
i fantasize of one day heeming the postman with the sequence jones used on dc
>>154552038Brown eyed girl?
>>154558441shucks man that's a hard one
>>154558128Tom Aspinall is Finnish?
tino "me bloody son" ahlgren
Daniel Cormier and the curious case of the 9,000ng/dl testosterone level
Jon Jones and the bicurious case of blue eyes
