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Cami Clune Edition ;)
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QUACK
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>>154551457
Get a whiff of her clam
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Streaming playoffs

https://discord.gg/46FnDK3BBE
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prev >>154550216
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Dallas
>SAARS
Dallas
>SAARS
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>SAARS
Dallas
>SAARS
Dallas
>SAARS
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>SAARS
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>SAARS
Dallas
>SAARS
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>SAARS
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CAMMAN HABS
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IT WOULDNT GO
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>number of power play goals by the Sabres in the month of April
>number of power play goals in the first two periods, 2

Either the Sabres finally figured their shit out, or the Habs burned all their energy defeating Tampa
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>>154551508
Yeah we'll probably be eliminated during the second round, we're not good enough.
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>>154551493
my wife
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>h4bs
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Our boys are just having fun out there
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Somebody say McLeod?
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Hit 'em with your purse, habsies.
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Set your calendars for the best day of the year, folks.
Game 4: Buffalo at Montreal -- TBA, Tuesday, May 12 (ESPN)
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This game is like an endless power play for the Sabres.
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>>154551542
women dont watch hockey what is this psyop
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>>154551550
Yes. Turns out they're just shit.
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YES DAD I'M WATCHING THE GAME
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>>154551556
i was thinking that too and they had one pp in 2nd period
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>>154551569
Good. Now say it slower, and more sexily.
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Enjoy the little things, /hoc/.
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SCARRR!!
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Gaybres are running a weave against a weak man to man, waiting for a mistake.
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>>154551559
Get yourself a buffalo slag my man
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FINALLY
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Go Saber go!
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caufield has only one shot in entire game, he's really being shut out
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Damn, that was a nice reverse-check by #12 buffalo on that replay.
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>c'est la vie
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UH OH DABRES UH OH
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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LE BUTT
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If you're gonna fight, go for a proper one, Habs

>>154551579
ur mum enjoys my little thing
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>>154551556
The Sabres are garbage at the power play. It's ridiculous that the Habs are letting them get goals from it
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>>154551559
thats not a woman
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EAT THBUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A
GROWN
MAN
NAMED
KIRBY
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That goal was ridiculous.
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I could score a goal like that
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This is going to OT BTW
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SCARRR!!!
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>>154551617
but gary said the next game is starting at 8:30!!!!
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>the Day of the Rake gets one period closer
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fun period! :D
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2-4 habs
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>>154551617
stfu
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>next game is at _:30
>intermission is 20 minutes
>next period is 20 minutes of game time that will more likely last 35 minutes
How is gary going to make this work?
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>>154551654
talmud magic
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>>154551654
easy. the actual puck drop is closer to :45
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>>154551660
why would gary lie to us? his fans?
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>>154551634
Jesus what a second effort by Dach
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>>154551493
The questionnaire only let's you choose one option when it says "choose all that apply"
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>>154551654
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>>154551666
checked
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>>154551677
the reason I wore 34
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>>154551666
Uh, the lotto balls satan?
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>>154551697
All according to plan
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No one cares about the ducks or vegass
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>>154551697
strange that the 1OA pick just went to a team that hired (((one of them))) who was also an epic failure in gary's OG desert team that the NHL had to supplement so they didn't go out of business.
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>>154551699
got proof?
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>>154551709
Just like your teams don't care about winning the Stanley Cup
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>>154551674
thanks for letting me know anon. you're in the server, game is in VC!
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Eating and farting
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>>154551723
Yup
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These playoffs suck
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>>154551699
Bro I kept saying the Sabres were gonna feast on them. Tranpa is on the way out and they still needed 7 games and a massive fluke in game 7 to win
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>This guy walks into the bar and smacks your girlfriend's ass with a 98mph slapshot
What do you do?
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>>154551744
sabres were down going into the 3rd gm1 vs bawston
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>>154551755
switch bars
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>>154551760
Are they still?
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>>154551769
yeah they are still cupless
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>>154551760
>laffs
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dabres
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>>154551755
what hockey god is he supposed to be?
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>>154551760
My memory is a little fuzzy, but I remember something like that being the case.
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>>154551709
>vegass wins
Marner redemption arc would be hilarious.
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xhe got bud1 in his head and it won't go
mitch1 in his head and it won't go
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>>154551771
And the Habs are still losing to a cupless team. Why are canadians so bad at hockey?
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wasn't gretzky a main stay on one of these shitfuckingfaggotass panels? haven't seen him lately.
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>>154551801
>collage
lotta effort for something no one looks at
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>>154551810
Gary already showed his allegiance to my leafs.
He won't let Vegas win
Bitch fartner will NEVER win a cup.
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>>154551796
The god of spicy rips and silky mitts, bud
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>xis favourite sport is Canadian
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>intermission
Surely one NHL player lurks between periods right?
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>>154551825
Allegedly, it is cursed...
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YOU EAT EIGHT (8) SPIDERS IN YOUR SLEEP IN A LIFETIME /HOC/!!!
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>>154551748
trvke. playoffs haven't been fun since 2015
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>>154551851
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>>154551841
Maybe on Dvach
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>>154551851
>kill all the bugs in my house
>usually chill in places Ill never see them
>even give me a lil extra protein when I need it
Spiders are the true bros
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>>154551851
that's fine, i'm just glad i'm not as mentally ill as bud
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>1993 LIVES ON
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>>154551886
>bubblin bout bud outta nowhere
KEK WHAT A BUD1
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Um Gary?
What is this commercial?
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>>154551851
your mum eats my cum while you sleep everynight
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>>154551841
yeah, but on reddit.
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>>154551825
>STILL seething
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Bonus Wheel Round time.
Category is Before & After Hockey Themed
As, always, RSTLNE are given to you.
_._._._
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You have 15 seconds, /hoc/
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SCARRR SABRES!
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Once they had Robinson and Savard, now it's Dobson and Hutson. Sad.
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Admirals mentioned
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Why aren't the canadians supporting their last chance more??
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Ducks will need to win tonights game to tie up the series
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>>154551932
wisconsin is a shitass state that's just an inferior copy of its neighbours
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>dobes still in net
They are burning this game to save his confidence
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SCARRR HABS!
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>>154551960
the cucknadiens are known for leaving their goalies in the game after getting shellacked.
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>>154551953
Big if true...
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>>154551970
Saar please I do not understand your dialect

>>154551943
lmao
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Nuckiebros I’m still mad
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>>154551943
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>back-handed wrap-around
what did he think was doing to happen there?
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>>154551970
>Canadians have to be this delusional to be happy
It's sad to see
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when are they getting laine back
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>>154551998
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Can the Gaybres MANAGE?
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slurp
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>>154551995
Shut up Kippers
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they just not counting buff shots for some reason? 0 shots this period, but will dominate for long stretches with huge scoring chances.
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>>154552023
>shots
unc stat
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>>154552034
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
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OH MY GO-
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!

HOOOOLLYLLYLYY FUFUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUCKCKCKCKKCK!!!!!1 DID YOU SEEE THAT?????!!!!!??!?!
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>>154552047
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With all this constant scaaaaar posting, you'd think these anons were watching me when I play and dominate in CHEL.
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>it's gonna be game 2 after this
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I've seen enough. Sabres in 5

>>154552057
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VERY VERY WHOLESOME by Tuch!!
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Buffalo is filled with uncivilized glass bangers
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>>154552096
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>everyone praising how young and good the ducks are
>sabers are younger and gooder
Quack up
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when did buffalo get a hockey team? did arizona move here?
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>>154552112
yeah, but buffalo sucks cocks, so....
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>>154552114
Gary reactivated them
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duckies how we feelin
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Imagine traveling to see your team lose.
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>>154552110
>7 KB
Beautiful
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>>154551943
there's no canadian team left though
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>fuck off you fuckin roach
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>>154551943
DON'T BULLY HIM!
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is alex tuch good, or a line babby
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SCCAAAAARRR
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>>154552150
liar
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>>154552150
I also recognize Quebec as a sovereign entity
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Habsbros, we are too manlet for the Sabres.
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how many beer sabres does it take to get a buzz going?
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>>154552174
he's a reliable middle 6
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>>154552200
lil'bromaxxing
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>>154552200
both robertson and caufield showing why they were left off the olympic roster
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>don't dig the fuck in
>lose
Will they ever learn?
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>>154552202
For me probably like 4
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>>154552202
Just one if you use Crown Royal
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>>154552174
He's a very kind-hearted individual. He tossed a game puck to a kid wearing a Tuch jersey. :)
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>>154552222
checked
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>puck drop at :50
it's so tiresome
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>>154552222
Chiggity checked
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caufield was a mistake
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>>154552233
Checked!!
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Gary's post will win the Conn Smythe for total saves.
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>>154552222
>four
>quads
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>>154552233
>>154552222
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>>154552174
he had the best ever Minnesota Wild Development Camp Scrimmage Shootout Goal Celly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI5whcfXljg
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>>154552234
quacking quack quattu
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little guys have a harder time in the ploffs. more news at 11.
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>QUACK
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they're gonna bench dobres next game right?
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>>154552263
maybe if gary's fucking reffies called the games fairly, they'd have a better chance.
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Nice save.
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>>154552265
gary's let himself go
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>>154552279
no. none of those goals were truly soft.
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>>154552284
Alex Lyon is him!
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Dahlin is dead
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>>154552298
wat
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>tnt hasn't even mentioned the next game being delayed 20 minutes
kek
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>Sabres d-men start dropping
It's 2006 all over again
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A FUCKIN LADDER!
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>>154552313
just a stinger in the thigh he'll be fine
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did they really make a movie about ping-pong and make the character out to be a bad ass?
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SCAARRRRRR!!!
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>>154552332
>he's never seen balls of fury
sad.
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>>154552317
They were tap-ins from broken defense. Not the goalies fault
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>>154552332
Yeah it's called Forest Gump
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Where the goalie went?
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>>154552332
Yes
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If you're not watching the French TVA stream, then I'd like to let you know that I think you're a little bit silly, no offense
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>all hands on dick
uh pretty gay no?
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hutson with quite a few un-forced errors tonight. feel bad for the little guy.
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>>154552356
Félix Séguin fucking sucks bro
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>same guy that was chanting montreal is chabting buffalo
I noticed Gary.
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>>154552348
>>154552344
You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded.
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Habs would have won if Dobes didnt shit the bed
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>>154552347
had to take a monster dump.
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>>154552367
I c wat u did thar
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What a boring third period
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>>154552347
had enough of this slurpfest
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>>154552375
Actually we call em chaykas now
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gg
See you next game, Hab nots

>>154552366
Stop noticing, goy
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>>154552367
Saved LT. Dan's life too. War hero.
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pathetic effort!
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>>154552382
you could manage
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>>154552382
The Habs best period. They're a great 3rd period team
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gg
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My Dabres :)
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>51 seasonal goals
>useless dogshit in the playoffs
BEHOLD
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Why aren't they just dropping the puck right away once this game ends? Why do we have to watch 10 minutes of never-has-been retards blabbering and commercials?
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Oh I am absolutely laughing at the Habs
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>Eastern game right before my Duckies play ends in regulation for once
Thank you Buffalo
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>>154552397
Just you wait nigger
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MY DABRES! :D
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fuck the habs im a leafs fan now
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yay my sabres !
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>>154552412
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habs just passing around the puck looking for the perfect shot like its a pp in the first period and they're up by 2. wtf are they doing?
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We've fumbled the Stanley Cup yet again...
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>>154552404
If he played in Toronto everyone would be dunking on him but because he plays in Montreal rabid Habs fans will try to silence you if you call out his disappearing act
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Put me in the screencap
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Go ducks
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Would buffalo ever wear these in the playoffs?
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#LetsGoDucks
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Never too late to hop on the Sabres bandwagon ;)
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>>154552450
no
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I hope (((eichel))), (((stone))), marner and kolesar all die tonight during this game and we all get to laugh at it.
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>>154552460
DABRES :D
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it's looking dire
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>>154552460
TICK TOCK 1993
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>>154552461
I'm rooting for them in the eastern conference. my western team (utah) was eliminated
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It's already over
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>it keeps happening
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I'M READY FOR EXCITING HOCKEY
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1000
900
90
3
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>>154552503
Even if he wins the cup, will it erase the embarrassment of losing gold?
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Good luck Quacks, let's see a good show!
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>Cap goes up
>Buffalo can afford Tuch
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>>154552519
kek. no. maybe 10% of the worldwide population that watched the GMG are watching the SCF.
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>>154552519
>Even if he wins the cup
That's not part of Gary's plan
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>hasbs
>1993
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I'm ready for ducks
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>>154552521
QUACK QUACK
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My team is all but eliminated so I will go to my backup teams. The Ducks, Sabres and Hurricanes.
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montreal? like the steak seasoning?
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Lol the Team USA GM being vindicated this playoffs in not bringing Caufield. Not built for this.
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>83 degrees fartenheit

Slush kino
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Canada went to bed, lol
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Aww FUCK! We get the downsie pelican-necked fat jew as our fucking play-by-play talking head tonight. ffs.
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>>154552587
glad to hear you're going to be calling the game
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Alright, back to watch a real game, not a self-sabotaging canadian corrupt riggged shitfest

>Vegas
AWWWWW HERE IT GOES
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>>154552573
Based Billy G. Left that pp merchant back in dullASS too.
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>>154552577
It's raining hard here
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>>154552582
I'm still here and rooting for the Golden Knights
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>hoki
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Couple nice chances to score early here.
>>154552582
Sure looks like it, haha.
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>>154552624
so much fun :)
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>>154552619
>tf
>tp
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forgot this was the joel quenneville vs carter hart series
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>>154552611
I'm so sorry I doubted the Billster.
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>>154552641
that is one classy fren
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2020 was a heartbreaking year for my islanders ='(
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Vegas arena music is just pure auditory zogwash
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>>154552570
The only montreal thing I like.
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go ducks!
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>>154552674
what would you expect from that (((city)))?
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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high sticking
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>>154552619
Excuse me.. You can only post here if your team is in the playoffs
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very casual save by the sharted
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>carlson has it
>over to carlsson
>drops to carlson
>shot tipped high by karlsson
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>>154552684
I donno, pop music like everyone else? I honestly didn't expect anthill drone shit.
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marner marnering it up again
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while the Duckies are screwing around in the playoffs, their rivals the Sharks are picking up more top 5 talent in the draft
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>scrlss drw
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>>154552697
correct call. can't just jew their way to another cup. srry bby.
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marner just mckennaed his pants
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$4.39/gal yesterday and today bros.
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so many sons of Carl Jr, but all spelled differently
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>0-0
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>>154552740
start walking then faggot.
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gonna go sleep for a few hours now congrats dabres gl ducks!
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I can't stay up for scoreless Gary time Gary.
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OOF
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>>154552759
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>>154552719
Soul
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thoughts?
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>>154552757
My motorcycle gets 65 mpg.
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this could be three goals easy
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BLOOD EVERYWHERE
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>>154552779
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>>154552783
>i ride a moped to school and work
kek
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The Vegas minor penalties
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lmao wtf is vegass doing
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>>154552740
ohno, gas is a dollar higher than last year and still far cheaper than the prior gas crisis events of the last 30 years.
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>8 penalty minutes in the first 5.5 minutes of the game
Vegas Golden High Stickers
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>vegas getting called on their dirty tricks finally
You love to see it. Fucking cheating vegasfags I hope you kys yourselves after this series.
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>>154552783
>Going after MILF pussy
My man!
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kek does granny have a fuckin' soul patch or is that a blood clot scar?
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>>154552800
Cheating as usual they're just finally getting called for it
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>1993
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Get it to the bumper, WTF.
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what the FUCK is with these teams and just passing around forever.... there's only THREE FUCKING PLAYERS SHOOT THE PUCK
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Ducks just going to waste a 5 on 3 with only a couple of shit shots.
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just how bad were the edmonton oilers
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>>154552759
Hyvaa Yota Heikki
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ducks will waste the entire PP time missing the net with wild shots. and the vegASS "fans" will clap because the screens in the arena tell them to.
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LOL 5 v 3 and can't score. LOLOLOL see what happens when the Ducks aren't facing fuckign Darnell Nurse?
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My Duckies aint makin it :(
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Ducks really stressing like its 5v5
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>>154552853
Same problem last game. Ducks were trying to be way too fancy. They need to fire nonstop and NOT glove side. Shart is nearly unstoppable glove side but blocker side gives up constant rebounds.
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John Carlson skates like he's 45 yo out there.
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SHOOT THE PUCK INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SET UP A PERFECT PLAY FOR TIKTOK YOU FUCKING ZOOMERS
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Now ducks going full retard. This series is just battle of the stupid.
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ducky powerplay
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raggsie down
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>>154552861
Why wouldn't they cheer their team killing such a long pp?
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>>154552871
they're getting exposed hard. I guess a team with a less than 50% win rate is making the western finals
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Why do SO MANY fuckin' teams have this tic-tac-toe shit as their powerplay "strategy" SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK! YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!
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pavs mentioned
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>giving up a 2 on 1 during a 5v3
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horrible 5 on 3 PP almost as bad as canada in the olympics.
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What a penalty kill, lel.
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>>154552897
>0 sog
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why is quenneville so tanned hes almost red?
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I really don't get it. They did not play like this against the soilers. Just SHOOT the fucking PUCK
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PENULTY TO DUCKS LOEL
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>>154552888
because they don't even know puck. just following instructions from the PA announcer and the screens all over the arena.
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>>154552895
because off a shit shot it's going the other way 2 on 1
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Ducks in absolute SHAMBLES...
Well... they'll get to see what a real powerplay looks like.
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bad reffies. made the wrong call.
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>>154552913
DONT FEED THE DUCKS >:(
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>ITS WAS 5 ON 3
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>>154552911
it was all the free Binnys from his Chicago Daze
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>>154552911
Hangover
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holy KEK
breakaway, no shot, goalie interference.
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They said John Carlson’s name 6 million times
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>no tripping call
Oh, srrys, we already called 3 penalties on them. We can't call another until gary says so. Fuck this stupid fucking league gary's jewish bullshit and sports betting has turned this shit into a shitty version of pro wrestling.
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Holy shit the ducks are so shit. LOLOLOLOL

Does /hoc/ even understand hockey?
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my ducks are so ASS holy fuck what was that
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>>154552940
You're not wrong.
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>>154552913
This is how >our shitty power play looked most of the season, how they played against Edmonton was the outlier. Whole team overpasses so goddamn much in all situations. I’m still seething about Lacombe passing instead of taking the tap in goal in game 1. Gauthier is the only one on this team who actually likes to shoot.
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goalie interference
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Bring back the thrashers and give the league some soul again
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SWEEP THE LEG
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goes to show you how bad the Oilers are
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>>154552921
Then don't make shit shots retard. Not that FUCKING hard on a 5v3. Dumb fuck. Go back to playing CHEL with your 10-year-old buddies. Dumbass.
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>>154552941
I didn’t have them going this far
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>>154552964
>SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK
>BUT DON'T TAKE ANY HALF ASSED SHOTS
so keep doing what they are doing, alright buddy you really know puck huh
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Gigganigga has had enough and is now putting a hex on Carter Shart.
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>Ducks down 1 playing like 5v5
What is goin on?
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hertl is a turdl
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>>154552941
It's their first time in playoffs in 9 years. Were you expecting a cup contender immediately? Theyve already over achieved this year.
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>>154551457
There is nothing on this earth more reprehensible than a white female
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>>154552976
More than you faggot. You wouldn't know puck if it was shoved up your non-virgin asshole repeatedly.
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OH MY GOD SHOOT IT!!!!!
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>>154552985
Both teams have good PK and bad PP
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Maybe the Ducks players should just start punching the linesmen in the face and board the other team's players and sucker punch them when the puck is frozen. Gary apparently doesn't punish the teams that do that.
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>>154552980
>can't send him to another board
Breh...
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>can't score glove side
>continues to exclusively shoot glove side
Quennvile is a stubborn drunk and he's determined to get one past sharts glove
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What did Vegas mean when they made the "bad" knight black?
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>JUST SHOOT THE PUCK UNSCREENED INTO FARTER SHARTS CHEST
>OH MY GOD THE NUMBER NEEDS TO GO UP
holy shit you people are goddamn retards
where did the canadians go, they might be assholes but at least they know what they are talking about
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my avsies got em seethin :)
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>ESPN had to make a new bar commercial where they don’t say McJesus
kwab
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>>154553035
>REEEEEEE THAT'S NOT HOW ME AND MY TEN-YEAR-OLD FRIENDS PLAY ON CHEL! SO YOU GUYS ARE STUPID DOO DOO HEADS AND DON'T KNOW PUCK!!!!
kys faggot.
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>>154553035
You can shoot it off the pads for a rebound, retard.
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>turn the game on
>0-0
>Ducks outshooting the knights 8-2
would never know it from this thread I thought the knights were up 100-0
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>>154553051
the ducks have failed 8 times and the knights only 2 so what?
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>>154553059
You dont understand the sport
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>>154553051
Ducks spent 8 PP minutes just passing the puck back and forth doing nothing
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>>154553049
did you just start watching hockey when your buddy miguel started talking about el patos ariba ariba andale
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>>154553067
oh is shooting and not scoring worth something? like a 1/10th of a goal or something?
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>>154553077
See, you only prove my point. You are deeply stupid and I pity you
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nice replay
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>>154553077
it's worth 1 corsi
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>>154553075
>blah blah blah
kek. thought so faggot. congrats on being a good goy for Gary. Go buy the jersey now! Maybe get some micro-transactions going on NHL26. You could build your FANTASY team. Just think of THAT. Wow!
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>>154553077
>durr hurr rebounds and deflections don’t exist, the only possible goals are one timers set up with beautiful passes
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it would be fun if a Vegas goalie painted their mask to look like Vegas' logo
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>>154553089
yeah that's what I thought bitch
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>>154553106
oh have they scored in any of those ways in this game?
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Is it just me or is Knights/Ducks a snooze fest compared to Sabres/Habs?
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Why won't they take any rw shots?
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>>154553108
Aww you are trying so hard yet still failing.
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>>154553099
you're just picking meme phrases out of a hat now
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This is just a rerun of the mammoth series, where Vegas is obviously trash, but you just know theyre gonna win.
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Why do gold uniforms never look good?
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>>154553133
Once Anaheim cracks shart it'll be over for the kniggs
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Kill yourself namefag
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>>154553125
just like the ducks
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>>154553149
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY based
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I’m thinking of being a real sicko and downloading NHL 26
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>>154553126
>no rebuttall
kek. Again. Thought so.
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>>154553120
How many goals has the “pass it until we turn it over” strategy resulted in this game?
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>>154553133
Checked and truthpilled
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>>154553157
illegally, right?
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>>154553152
Swing and a miss. Try again lil buddy you got this.
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>>154553163
none? you're arguing with yourself dumb fuck
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>>154553163
they're outshooting vegass significantly and outchancing them significantly so i'd say they are doing pretty well for themselves
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i'm probably not gonna watch the rest of this game, if fart lets in a late game-losing goal someone please call it a shartbreaker for me thanks
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>>154553168
>>154553146
Newfag retards
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>>154553175
For $5 on EA Pass
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>>154553121
It's been meme filled
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>>154553179
oh you're mad mad LOL
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>>154553121
Yes
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>>154553121
nah you're right
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Ducks can't figure out Knight's defensive schemes. I am so smart.
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>>154553201
Nope, just mocking a retard. I understand why you would get that.
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>>154553198
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>>154553182
>my 0 goals strategy is better than yours!
It’s a scoreless game, dickbreath
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>>154553210
you seem to have forgotten to reply to your own posts though?
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>>154553198
The hell is a EA pass
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The soiler fans want the ducks to lose so bad its almost funny.
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>>154553218
good job buddy you figured it out
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154553224
That didnt land. Maybe word it better. Imagine coming to a slow leafs defense
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Chel sucks dude dont do it
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>>154553210
ahahaha calm down lil pup
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olympic bronze medalist mikael granlund
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>kn1ghts
>sh1ter f1rt
>>
OPEN NET MISS
What the quack is this 1st period?!?
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>>154553248
Real sperg energy here. Also just a gay thing to say
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>>154553263
KEK
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Holy fuck how did McKinnon curse Granlund?
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>Oilers fans are rooting for Vegas
Pathetic.
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>constant left wing blocked shots
for fucks sake give it to kilorn
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>>154553276
They have zero shame
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>>154553269
fun fact, granny has the best bitchslap goal ever scored on the softpusys in the playoffs.
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>>154553276
There are tims in upstate new york?
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>>154553263
look how you type and try to convince anyone else is the sperg lmao
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ducks could have double the shots if they actually took the opportunities....
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they are outshooting vegass by 11
where is the crying now dipshits, you know nothing
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>>154553288
>lil pup
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>>154553291
nah, man, waiting for the PERFECT shot on goal is the way to go. Just ask the CHEL experts on /hoc/.
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>>154553297
yeah, you're mad LOL
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>>154553310
>lil pup
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I swear some of you in here should be killed
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>took a nap
>still gary all
Why did this period feel like forever?
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>>154553320
oh no he's gonna blow
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>>154552619
what a CHAD
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>how DARE they look for a high risk shot opportunity when being fed PPs in a 0-0 first period instead of spamming the net like carolina
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>>154553340
>lil pup
You lost furry
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both teams were shit that period except hart
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>>154553340
I'm dirty, mean, I'm mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand?
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>>154553353
lmao the sperg projection and it was all over
>>
Huomenta but the opposite
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lmao ryan strome just called the shl a beer league
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>how DARE they get pucks on net!? We need that highlight reel goal!
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>>154553366
>projection
You dont know what that word means
>lil pup
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>>154553371
Lmao
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>>154553366
he's mad our wildies are down 0-2 and missing the shutdown guys
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>>154553375
fuming little sperg lmao
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>>154553401
>lil pup
No more (you)s for the reddit speaking furry.
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>>154553369
This is going to be a long knight, good idea!
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>>154553413
just what I thought little bitch :)
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>>154553416
JEN
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Imagine being so spinless as a leaf you chear for vegas.
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I can't believe the WCF will be the Avs vs Knights
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>TNT guy made a Marner apology video
LMAO WHAT
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>>154553440
>chear
LOL
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>>154553444
i can, who else would it've been?
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>>154553440
>spineless leaf
Now that's a smooth smoke.
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>>154553371
KWAB
>>
These playoffs are boring as shit this year

Thanks Gary
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>>154553456
Yeah? Im not deleting it.
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>>154553467
namefag begone
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>>154553476
I hope the Ducks score so your cortisol drops, bro.
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>>154553472
Sabres/Habs vs Avs is the Cup
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>>154553444
>two plastic franchises with the most hispanic fans, the ones who buy sports jerseys the most of any race to "ayooo reprusent ese"
You're surprised by this?
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>>154553491
Dont feed it and it will
>>
Oh by the way, eat Rock Candy
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>>154553491
Start begging.
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>>154553497
>Colorado
>Vegas
>>>>>Mexicans
>>>>>>>>>Mexicans with money
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mexicans that like Hockey
huh?
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Namefags are usually too stupid to tripfag. They are the lowest of the retards here
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this is a real pacific slobberknocker, absolute juggernauts of the west, how could it be boring?
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>>154553519
Yes retard. Look at the fuckin' demos. That states who cocks you are trying to suck right now are infested.
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I wish I could hear Cami "begging"...
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we don't beg here tranny ywnbaw
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>>154553497
i'm so surprised you could knock me over with a feather
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>>154553535
Girlies only beg for Trve Alpha Males like me.
>>
Bork
Bork
Bork
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>>154553530
>juggernauts
Im rooting for the ducks but come on. Thats a strong word
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>>154553444
Could be but I'm not counting out quacks yet.
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>>154553519
colorado is like 50% mexicans lol
i went to greeley central and it was literally more than half, like 65% of the school was mexican
and half the freshman girls were pregnant
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>>154553551
>quitt hughes with the late demoralized little wow can't believe it did you see that ref gesture

lmao
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>>154553551
The wilds players are so weak
>>
The West:
CLASH OF THE TITANS

the (l)east:
"Pass me the vicodin"
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>>154553226
The best part is ducks already over achieved. If we lose in the 2nd that's already a huge improvement for this young group who just made playoffs for the first time in 9 years. Also imagine losing in the first round to a team like that.
>Soilers
>>
go Sharkies!
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>>154553579
>i went to greeley
kwab
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>>154553551
>start talking shit about mexicans
>softpusy fans show up
kek
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>Dostal not even covering the puck
>blow play dead
Fucking retards
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>>154553527
Tripfag you say?
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My parents never loved me and I wish I was a woman.
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>stop making fun of my team!!! reeee!!!!
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>>154553609
i'm here to watch hockey

you watch hockey, right? did you watch this game?
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>>154553605
yeah it sucked, dipped after two months and went back to montana lol.
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>>154553616
Go back into hiding over your shitty brackets being mocked. Maybe your fat fuck wife can comfort you
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>watches the softpusys all year
>thinks he is watching hockey
kek. good one.
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>mildcuck has retreated from winning isn't winning to hockey isn't hockey
holy raped
>>
>>154553633
Last I checked my bracket was actually doing pretty well. I think my only miss was stars/wild
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>4 sweeps
gary...
>>
We're all in here now
>>154553663
>>
>ANOTHER viel penalty
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>>154553666
Kys satan
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>>154553667
He either scores and assists or takes terrible penalties there is no in-between
>>
>>154553659
>avs/wild 6
>knights/ducks 7
>sabres/habs 6
i only see one sweep
>>
QUACK
>>
>finally scar
>BLOCKER SIDE
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dude had an air b&b in front of the net there
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Oh nvm it went top glove
Looked like blocker live. They need to keep firing from lw though, shart is shit on that side
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Paperboy is probably finishing up his round



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