Saturday 9th May 202612.30pm Liverpool v Chelsea3pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Wolverhampton Wanderers3pm Fulham v AFC Bournemouth3pm Sunderland v Manchester United5.30pm Manchester City v Brentford Sunday 10th May 20262pm Burnley v Aston Villa2pm Crystal Palace v Everton2pm Nottingham Forest v Newcastle United4.30pm West Ham United v Arsenal Monday 11th May 20268pm Tottenham Hotspur v Leeds United Wednesday 13th May 20268pm Manchester City v Crystal Palace
villa are winning thisnever doubt UEL Emery
>>154560542With Sancho and McGinn being the wingers? kek
>>154560537Was that Kompany falling over KEK
why don't MGW be starting
>>154560537Buendia turned his inner Messi>>154560568You were saying?
imagine if emi bunda was consistent
fuck I hate these kit clashes man
>>154560740Get some glasses then.
You wonder why teams bother to time waste then see only 4 minutes getting put on after what Forest have done this half (on top of the stoppage for Watkins) and it becomes incredibly obvious
>>154560632We need this at the WC instead of our gay chants
will arsenal getting to final mean their PL push is gonna be.hindered because of no rest
>>154560754head injury
>>154560632Anyone who says "TIFO" is a mong.
>>154560765embarrassing
The difference between Ollie Watkins in Europa League vs Ollie Watkins in my FPL team needs to be studied.
>>154560804why would u get villa players lol
>>154560537Fat Premier LeagueThe best FPL
>>154560758you mean D-FENSEN clapclapclap Isn't a good chant?
>>154560765FLOP
>>154560819Their xG is great, they should be back soon.
>>154560537Konsa is class
CAN WE TALK ABOUT CHELSEAAAAAAA
>>154560703He got beheaded mate. Surprised he's even on the bench tonight.
>>154560871overrated and shouldn't be called up
I hope both Palace AND Villa go through. Glasner winning the big one before he leaves would be kino.
>>154560993No fuck Villa for what they did this past weekend.
>>154560537I've seen enough, call him up.
>>154560542emery winning the trophy with a mid league performance sounds about right for him, villa midtable next season AND knocked out of the CL
ryan yates > elliot anderson
>>154561040I think he leaves at the end of this season, the board clearly aren't backing him with signings
What a cowardly COWARDLY man full of excuses. Just like his pitiful little club. Always the victim. #97#shouldabeenmore
WE ALL LOVE BRUM DON'T WE
>>154561004it's well within the rules
Why the fuck can't we play with this intensity every week. Unbelievable how turgid this team can look at times then we play like this and it's unreal. Fucking Lindelof is anchoring the midfield ffs
>>154561166Grim manager
>>154561191forest fans tears are delicious, hate those mongs (i won't say the s word?
Ritiches fucking magicHe wears a magic hatHe could've signed for West HamBut he said "No fuck that"He wants to play for Rafa in the famous black and whiteAND WHEN WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP WE'LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT
>>154561252this is about 10 years outdated
>>154561245>its realKek
>>154561260yeah I remembered it from back then
>>154561224You can say it, it's not like the Spurs word
>>154561166What is it about Liverpool managers and being the most detestable complainers
>>154561166>>154561317Small club mentality >waaaaaaa the world is against us
>>154561245As if we needed further proof lolAnyway, are we all looking forward to this weekend of football? I am. I love english football. Not scouse football. Thats a bit shit but english football. Yeah. Thats great.
>>154561317Kek I miss Klopp's shit eating grin. He got BTFO so many times in his last season. >>154561278What a fucking goal. Pure Barclays.
It's weird watching the YA justify Villa fielding their D side that didn't even try and also talking about how it was an incredible performance by Spuds and can now officially call themselves "back" when they barely scraped a win past that same Villa D side.Much to think about.
Villa WON'T beat Burnley
It was the Russian Cup todayRemember when Russian teams were in Europe?I miss Spartak and CSKA desu
>>154561278I remember scoring a goal like that for my university team but no cunt recorded it. Still seething.
>an image can speak a thousand words VAR should be scrapped. It's ruining the game. Only good for bookmakers.
>>154561808VAR should only be used for offsides and goal line. The rest of it is woke bollocks designed to take money from the working man.
Why does this guys always score against Liverpool. What the FUCK is his problem.
>>154561648>seething this fucking hard because Villa prioritised getting to their first European trophy final since 1982 over a Premier League matchlmao lmao lmao
>>154562058Seems to genuinely love the club he plays for so it's natural for him to want to body their biggest rivals.
>>154561278BLOOTER
>>154562058He's black
You can put another 3 points on the table for Liverpool. They've got Villa 3 days before their final so it'll be another charity side playing in their flip flops.
Zamina-mina, hé-hé Waka, waka, hé-hé Zamina-mina, zangalewa?This time for Africa
>>154562228Nah Liverpool is shit. Can see Villa turning up for that game and rolling them over.
>>154562307kek
>>154562059That's the cope I would use too.
>>154562058he's based
real talk, the europa league is for clubs like forest. not a club the size of villa.
>>154562525Would suit your Brightons, your Newcastles, your Tottenhams
>>154562315Why would they risk any players? They demonstrated this against Spurs. Northampton Town could have beaten them on Sunday.
>>154561317This was one of my favourite moments on /epl/
>>154562525true, which is why it's so embarrassing that man united bottled the europa league last season
>>154562594Kek
>>154562371keep crying, spastic
>>154562611Yo Man U were in the Europa league final last year?
>>154562677yeah lol they bottled against spurs lol (yes spurs) lol
>>154562700How can you lose a trophy to Spurs? KEK
>>154562594Lol
We need more soulful English players in the English Premier League
>>154562807Did Slabby beat Liverpool?
>no finals for Man PoonitedKEK
>>154562921lol
Came up on my memories lel
>>154562807True>>154562936Soul
>>154562871Twice this season
>>154562921Gaped by Grimsby
>>154564018Careful. This is looking like a troll post, Mr LS.
UTD GET BATTEREDeverywhere they go
Stuart Drummond was 'H'Angus', the mascot for Hartlepool United. Hartlepool are known as the Monkey Hangers because of a local legend that a Napoleonic ship wrecked off the Hartlepool coast, with the only survivor being a monkey who had been dressed in French army uniform. Believing the monkey to be a French spy (who knew what French people looked like) the monkey was sentenced to death and hung.Drummond became the first mayor of Hartlepool in 2002 as an independent, beating the Labour candidate by a few hundred votes. Hartlepool was Peter Mandelson's constituency at the time.He won every subsequent mayoral election until a campaign group successfully had the office dissolved.It may be argued that this man is the most successful English politician in recent history.
Are we gonna make any big signings this summer, reds?
>>154565099We need to spend BIG to replace our darling Egyptian queen, sis x
>>154565244i know a guy
>>154565261Do you promise he's good? Don't wanna get scammed again like we did with Isak and Wirtz x
>>154565531he's very good as shown as this picture
>>154565610Great! Buying him now!
he was spending all night seething on a work night, embarrassing man united customersshame they didn't have European football this season
>>154567008Stop ban evading. The thread has been great without your schizo posts.
/epl/bros have you voted, i voted for ar funny kooky jew :)
>>154567574This is a fucking bizarre gimmick
>Bournemouth about to play in Europe>Leave them for a club fighting relegationWhy is outer nipple doing this?
Playoff week lads>Today 8pm - Championship 1st leg: Hull City vs Millwall>Tomorrow12.30pm - Championship 1st leg: Middlesbrough vs Southampton3pm - League 1 1st leg: Stevenage vs Stockport County8pm - League 1 1st leg: Bolton Wanderers vs Bradford City>Sunday3pm - National League FINAL: Rochdale vs Boreham Wood3pm - League 2 1st leg: Grimsby vs Salford6pm - League 2 1st leg: Chesterfield vs Notts County>Monday8pm - Championship 2nd leg: Millwall vs Hull City>Tuesday8pm - Championship 2nd leg: Southampton vs Middlesbrough>Wednesday8pm - League 1 2nd leg: Stockport County vs Stevenage>Thursday8pm - League 1 2nd leg: Bradford City vs Bolton Wanderers>Friday 7.15pm - League 2 2nd leg: Salford vs Grimsby8pm - League 2 2nd leg: Notts County vs Chesterfield Must confess that the overlaps trigger me tremendously. They usually do a better job making sure this doesn't happen.
>>154568020sounds like a reform voter here
The Premier League is worth almost as much as onlyfans
>Florentino Perez 'receives complaints from parents of TWO Real Madrid stars over lack of playing time' Daddy Bellingham is one of them 100%
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>154562936is that waluigi?
>Alex Jimenez to Olympique Marseille, here we go!https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2052636925287092293
>>154569450>IS THAT A MAN TALKING TO A GIRL! HELP! SOMEONE CALL SCOTLAND YARD! THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE!
>>154569450welp
>>154569450I liked the random outburst of >I am very intelligent
>>154569462hmm I am sure when he said "I have never been with a 15 year old girl" he was talking about football practice with the girls youth team and posing for a photo afterwards
>>154569492>Strike up a conversation with a man at a bus stop>Ask him what he does for a living>"I rob banks">"I've never robbed a bank">I'm now a verified bank robber
EFL special on the Overlap, so obviously the 4 teams discussed are Millwall, Southampton, Boro and... Wrexham
>>154569513>But if we meet up, would you do grown up things?
>tt's the first time in 55 YEARS that the UEFA Champions League final will be between teams from two different capital cities.
>>154569515grim
>>154569462>>154569513
>>154567178You now remember Fagnaldos EMBARRASSING return to Manure that proved he could no longer cut it at the top level
>>154569513Would this be an example of the defence strat if you were his lawyer. an example of how that conversation could be viewed and not that Jimenez clearly wanted to fuck a 15 year old girl?
>>154569530>I don't understand>It was a mistake talking to you
AFC Bournemouth are aware of posts circulating on social media involving right-back, Álex Jiménez.The club understand the seriousness of the matter and it is currently being investigated. As a result, Alex will not be included in the squad for tomorrow’s Premier League game against Fulham and the club will be making no further comment at this time.
>>154569513Why would a bank robber be taking the bus?
>>154569594welp he's done then
>>154569583The majority of a defence strat is to create reasonable doubt and make it circumstantial. Being Jewish I find it very easy to do such a thing because it's merely semantics and hair splitting. I could have gotten Greenwood a not guilty with ease. Not that I would need to after she dropped all of the charges because she was lying in the first place.
>>154569594Rested in time for the City match
>>154569602Getaway driver only left him behind, the doughnut!
>>154569594>>154569450Lol what a dumb paedo Torched his career, probably flee to Saudi or somewhere before he gets arrested for grooming
Of all whores you can fuck with your money and you decide to be a popular youtuber
>Bournemouth conveniently getting weakened before they play an important match against CityReally makes you think
jimenez to nonce fc?
>>154569675>Arsenal fans making everything about them again
Can we stop talking about nonces for a minute and chat about what a good guy and top talent João Pedro is.
>>154569690Jimenez (the fulham striker) hasnt done anything wrong
>>154569692No-one mentioned Arsenal, this is just City's corruption on show again.
>>154560804Would Spurs be in a better position if he had stayed?
>>154569675
>>154569450Don't know if it's a hell of a coincidence but it's actually his birthday today. >>154569815kek
Moment of pure class from Man United fans as they pay respect to Diogo Jota in the 20th minute
why is teen the most popular tag on pornsites and beats their meat to them daily but pretend its evil to shag themim sure its feminism behind it somehow
>>154569967>even the scoreline readin 2 0Kino
>>154570016>beating your meat daily to 15 year olds on porn sitesreported
It's now looking VERY likely that United get Tchouameni in the summer due to recent events at Madrid.
>>154570071>finally get rid of that dressing room rat Garnacho>immediately buy another oneMan Utd never learn from their mistakes.
>>154570059That's the joke
>>154570059Yeah that's one half of the joke, idiot
>>154570092Tchouameni is at least a good player.
>>154569967>>154570059Kek
>>154569584>commit crime>regret it after>crime no longer existsok
Liverpool reportedly want Van de Ven this summer.
>>154568484I'm not smart enough to figure out how but onlyfans has to be money laundering
This happened 12 years ago today
The 20 highest graded finishers in the Premier League this season.
1-10
>>154560765This picture is modified by artificial intelligence. Has to be.
>>154570659>>154570668what the fuck does that even mean
>>154570649Forever the legacy of Gerrard
>>154570726It means those are the lads you want taking shots at the goal
>>154570649THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW
>>154570831but according to that list Bukrappo Sucka is better at taking shots than Erling Haaland
>>154569567>You now remember Fagnaldos EMBARRASSING return to Manure that proved he could no longer cut it at the top levelkek
United Hindus thinking they're getting Anderson, Wharton, Vitinha, Tonali, Guimaraes and now Tchouameni
Villa battered Forest yesterday
>>154570912you sound worried.
>>154570912why argue with a united fan when you can just wait?
>>154570912just 2 more midfielders and we'll win the league wallahi ugarte? never heard of him
>>154570649I loved Marc Israel Guehi's re-enactment last weekend.
>>154570927Your mum battered my sausage yesterday
>>154570927Why do Forest keep headbutting players?
>>154570941lol yeah true
my arsies are going to win the Champions League :)my firesies :(
Liversissy got banned for Troll posts yesterday and keeps evading the ban. Clean it up, Janny.Hull City have a playoff today. Hope they get promoted. We need a North east team.
>>154571163This is such a tough one because I imagine Hull has nice birds in it for some reason, but I also want Millwall promoted to play West Ham.
>>154571195>I also want Millwall promoted to play West HamStill a believer in Spurs' demise?
>>154571195West Ham are going down because Chelsea are getting smoked by Spurs
>>154569815Kek but in all honesty it's probably a translation thing saying he hasn't been with a 15yo rather than him enticing her.Silly sausage, definitely career ending.
>>154571195Girls in Hull are filthy. Went uni there.
Starboy
>Phil Foden to Coventry City? Pundit tips shock move
>>154571301Starboys linked upNotice any pattern?
How are you ranking England's players? For me1. Kane2. Rice3. Bellingham4. Guehi5. Pickford
>>154571366Not really sure but I do think>3. Bellinghamis a strange choice, not being a prick but how do you see that?
>>154571382Has actual desire to win plus he's a beautiful man with many brand endorsements
>>154571382Everytime I've watched him live he looks the real deal. He's also physical amd aggressive with a winner's mentality.
>>154571382He looks like he could fit in with Mainoo and Casemiro so that's why I like him
>>154571366>2. Ricelmao
>>154571366>no foden>no saka>no palmerGood list
bellingham is actually a dogshit player.we all knew this when we realized how hard he was trying to dodge the premier league and play footy in some farmer conglomerate.even among farmers he's looking grim
>>154571366kek'd and munich'd
Aaaaaaaaa
>>154571745Thanks for reminding me. Every year I miss the start of the championship playoffs because I completely forget they're on
>Manchester United captain Bruno Fernandes has won the Football Writers' Association's men's Footballer of the Year award.
>>154571848thoroughly deserved
My Premier League 25/26 AwardsPOTY> Bruno FernandesYPOTY (under 23)> Nico O'ReillyUNC (over 32)> Granit Xhaka/Carlos CasemiroManager> Keith AndrewsBest Signing> Rayan Cherki
>>154571610remember when he dropped like 5 stinkers in a row in the Euros then acted like he was the best player in the world for scoring a late goal against Slovakia?
>>154571195we're going down mate, you can have us match up in the champs
>>154571848>can't wait until the end of the season to give the awardwhy are they always like this?
Spurs please stay up and sign Greenwood and Jiminez
>>154560537That webm is not AI, I'm Italian and that's actual Serie A footage
>>154572307no i don't actually, the archiver.but it was probably just high quality bait by me.
>>154572830Looks like an awfully nice bloke, does he play for Manchester United?
/epl/ on page 4 because liversissy keeps getting banned lol.Hull vs Millwall was shit btw. 2 shots on target all game and the passing ability was abysmal. Looking forward to collecting 6 points from either of these shitters next season.
this fat manc cunt isn't even from Manchester, he's from hull hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha what a sad life, AND supporting 2 clubs? grim
>>154573929True
How the fuck are even PSG getting linked with Anthony Gordon
>>154571366KanePickfordNobody else
Arsenal? Yeah champions league finals mate. Liversissy? Wallowing in his little hovel. LOOOOOOOL.
>he's pretending to be an arsenal fanthis isn't banter it's just pathetic behaviour desu, expected from a /mug/ that supports 2 clubs
>>154571366>>154574737Wait, you fags unironically rate pigfart?? You know he's gonna lose you the WC, absolute weakest link (together with Shaw, white,foden,Maguire if they make the squad). Kind of hilarious, England always had shit goalkeepers, kind of thought you'd know this by now..
>>154574708He’s elite
>>154574969There's a reason this general is dying
>>154574772Holy based
>>154575009PickGOAT is a big game player
>>154575009post that webm of pickford in net jockeying only to end up getting scored on because he's a midget
>>154575175Big (as in short ass manlet) game player (as in absolute joker,>muh passion total liability, unpredictable headless chicken of a goalkeeper, aka the last thing you want in a keeper). Keeper are supposed to be huge, scary and kind of boring (see Oliver Kahn). >>154575187This, sums him up nicely
is my perception of healthy weight skewed because I'm Canadian and watch a lot of football/hockey, or is Bruno hilariously skinny?
Liversissy walked alone :(
>>154575721you tell me
The door is open and you can leave - Arne Slot about this season
how can one walk alone on a knee like this
>>154575539Never made a mistake directly leading to a goal for england
>>154576497>how could you tell I'm somali
>>154575864Kek cartoon rat
>>154575864 he is always crying isn't he
>>154562594kek
>>154575864kek
>>154575823Kek
>>154575864LOL
>thread quality rapidly drops when liversissy is back >becomes low effort samefagging Sad.
>thread is mantroony talking to himself and posting stats of man utd players>no one talks to him>posts his spam folder>no one still talks to him>he criesthe life of a manchester united customer (not even from Manchester tsk tsk)
>>154579701Yeah I've noticed that too
>>154570188>talking to an underage person is a crime in great Pakistan>however it's only criminal if you're white enough for it not to be considered racist to prosecute
kino vs kino soon
Shit teams play soon
holy sovl
Livershit donating points to Chelsea
>>154582455>this Liverpool team is still going to comfortably qualify for the CLAbsolute state
>>154582478i'm more upset that villa side will get one to be fucking fair
>>154578731Yup.
Is Salah retiring after this season or what
>United>Liverpool>VillaYeah that's the coeff tanked
>>154582522isnt he coming to JDT though
>>154582527Good. Shouldn't be rewarded with UCL for finishing 5th.
>>154582536why do you hate Villa so much, Hull faggot?
Slot has to go
>>154582543Villa are bigger than both his fave clubs which makes him seethe, he wishes his team's could produce SOVL like Grealish.
>>154582563My Liverpool friend messages me after every game saying "wanna kms" kek
>>154582617>was on a 3-win streak before they faced a very good united side>still whiningthe squad is just shit and badly built, not helped that ekitike will be out for a year at least
Liversissy walking status? Alone.
>>154582653Liverpool fans are known for being crybabies tbf
see they just scored
Chelshit are SHIT
>>154582654Kek>>154582701Won't be enough for him. He will still ruin /epl/ for everyone.
i wish maresca lost his shit earlier, chelshit would've been in relegation talk like spuds
>>154582653>was on a 3-win streakyou conveniently left out the part where they were pumped by City in the cup and comfortably beaten in both legs by the same PSG team they lost to on penalties a year ago
Why isnt Jota playing laddies?
>>154582805AAAAIIIIIIIII
>>154582722CODE RED: Liverpoo down. I repeat. Liverpoo down.
Liversissy getting BODIED in the matchy. He was giving it the big un just 5 minutes ago lmao.
my arsies :)my firesies :)
bring on the united matchy already
>>154583345This. We wanna watch proper teams.
Anfield, home to the worst atmosphere in European football. The press constantly lying about it fooled people for decades but no longer.
BIG Z
>>154583617Bit quiet today because the speakers are down for maintenance
>>154583774absolutely mad that this is the 3rd best team in Prem with those players
>>154582543they didn't score a goal until the fifth game this season and then they potentially ruined one of the funniest PL subplots this century by rolling over for Spurs, legitimately disgraceful team only propped up by just how fucking bad everyone has been this year
>>154582617I do see fans of teams who whinge like this despite being successful and wonder how they'd manage supporting someone like West Ham
>>154583774My boy Heaven robbed
>>154583871It's a combination of the league being somehow weaker than it was last season and United only needing to play one match every 3 or 4 weeks.
>>154583972Liversissy would kill himself if he lived the life of a West Ham fan.
Mac Allister is at Norwood 4 holy shit lmao
Cole Palmer is a weak bitch
>comes to your ground>draws 1:1nothin personnel poop and sloot
Nail-biting stuff. Can they all just stay down there instead?
>transfield
When you drop points AGAIN but Isa and Konate are back together! :D
Liversimp reaching for the dog shit fanart images
Manuel Poogarte
>>154584328If Hull or Millwall come up hopefully they're smart enough to buy a whole new squad like Sunderland did
>>154584442Hull's owner is a based retard so they will be at least funny in epl. He actually took a group of fans out for dinner last night completely unsolicited lmao.
Hulls owner is brown like Manchester United fans lmao
Wasn't Hull voted as the most depressing city in England
>>154584478It's actually pretty chill. It's also 98% British white.
>>154584338>>154584337Kek
Everyone would rather see Millwall come up
Why doesn't Palace sell shirts with the Conf League badge :(
wolves already conceded lmao
Arne Slot is such a shit manager he has me hate watching Bournemouth
>2-0
>>154584645can't be a shit manager if you took a bunch of bottlejobs that bottled the league and go bummed my Atalanta and turned them into league winners
>>154584662but Michael Carrick took a bunch of bottlejobs that bottled the Europa League and got bummed by Grimsby Town and turned them into 3rd place trophy winners...and he's a shit manager
>>154584681>but Michael Carrick took a bunch of bottlejobs that bottled the Europa League and got bummed by Grimsby Town and turned them into 3rd place trophy winners...and he's a shit managerMichael Carrick took some bums that lost to 10 men.....and then proceeded to lose against 10 men AGAIN
>>154584478Isn't that Grimsby?
>>154584656Hmm, I do believe that Wolves aren't a very good team.
