Wow
>concussion
>>154560854Fucked around and found out, never step to a real nigga again
we have a thread already>>154544674>>154544674>>154544674>>154544674
He got punched once and developed amnesia
This is the first time in my life from watching football where a teammate sends someone 2 weeks out of competition by punching themValverde will NEVER recover from this, absolute humilliation
>>154560895this ain't /v/ to overthinking it
>>154560904you'd be out 2 weeks too if you hit your head on a table while fallingthe human brain is a fragile ass piece of shit
qrd of what actually happened
>>154561171Tchouameni's girlfriend cheated on him. Now he and Rüdiger started beating up players and staff
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>154561171Valverde and Tchouameni fought yesterdaythey fought again today, and Tchou punched Valverde, hit his head on a table/bench and was sent to the hospital. Now he got sent home 2 weeks and just post a giant rant on instagram about it.https://www.marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2026/05/07/comunicado-valverde-pelea-tchouameni-hay-alguien-detras-corre-rapido-cuento.html
>>154561183>>154561244wtf
Niggers.
>>154560854Disgraceful club, Barca would never
>>154561183>rudenigger
>>154560854Criminal charges when?
>>154561244>MarcaWhy I am supposed to believe this
Rare occasion where the white was actually the nigger but then it is a youaregayan so I suppose they’re not actually white at all
>>154560854Lol did he hit him that hard or wtf is wrong with this tiny boy?
Will Tchoukwamendi remain on the team for this? This sounds serious enough for spanish court.
>>154561612because has been 100% confirmed on Real Madrid websitealso why the fuck Valverde would post such a rant himself?
>>154560854this is what happens when you go up against the great bull! when will timmy learn
Fucks sake why couldn't this happen before the first leg against CIty
>>154561803because its happening since Madrid lost all competitionswhy the fuck would they fight before losing?
BIG changes incoming
>>154563027>barely 5% chance arbeloa staysso the implication is that the club has at least one sceneario in which the guy who>replaced alonso after alonso lost a final to fcb, and the first thing he did was get knocked out of copa del rey by a 3rd tier farmer's team>almost didn't make it to ucl knockout stage (would have been what, the first time in decades? first time ever, even?)>choked time and again against some of the worst teams in spain>basically gave up on la liga weeks ago>let the locker room implode into a civil warcan remain the coach??
I already know three ways Valverde and Tchouameni fought and is common with head injuries diagnoses:1. Tchou repeatedly punched Valverde in while Fede was on the ground rendering him unconcious. - most probably scenario2. An object was thrown at the back of Valverde's head (like a full water bottle)3. Tchou punched Valverde so hard he fell to the ground heavily I think its called a heem here.
>>154561244>and just post a giant rant on instagram about it.source?
>>154563370its also transcripted in the Marca.com link i put on my reply >>154561244key points of the rants:-We didnt punch each other, i just fell on a table-theres a rat on the dressing room-im sorry for everything
>>154563423thanks
>>154563423>theres a rat on the dressing roomThats anti-sanitary.
>>154563027I thought florentino dealed the cards in that shitalso: THATS HIS FACE??? KEK
>hand the captaincy to a sudaca>team morale plummets>constant chimp outs and underachieving Any conclusions to be drawn from this?
Don't forget that Rudiger and Carreras also had a fight during training this week.
Sell rudiger, vini, mbappe, tchouameni, valverde, jude and trent
>>154564230>>154563423>>theres a rat on the dressing roomuh oh, hantavirus confirmed
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