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>POODRES BAU BAU!
BURLY BOMB
Baseball is a jewish sport. Deal with it.
'stros
dodgers
baseball cured my ED
PRRRRRT
Why can a pitcher drill a batter and it's blatantly on purpose, but the batter can't then charge the mound with the bat?
I'm a girl
Mariners tomorrow btw.
dont fuck with these guys
>>154565812the pitcher has plausible deniability
>>154565812when you're a star they let you do it
>>154565834batspersons should practice swinging at balls and releasing the bat at the right time so that it flies at the pitchperson
>guys Tatis is gonna snap out of his three year slump any day now
why is tatis mojo off? did he switch hair dewormers or something?
>>154565847my jaw looks like this
Just want to put my penis in a woman’s vagina bros
>>154565896Just get a hooker. Its not that hard.
>>154565896thats dangerous
How we feelin O's bros? I'm ready to kill myself like usual. This year just proves '23 and '24 were flukes. Ward was a good pickup but he can't save the team by himself. I loved Cowser but I think it's time for him to go he's absolute ass now, and Alonso somehow loses what made him special now that he's here
Chihuahuas won 4-1 btw
>>154565852Manny Machado tried that in Baltimore once and got suspended for 5 games
>>154565906It’s a felony in my state and they set up stings
King gonna be solid until the inevitable injury
>>154565896same but the missus is on the rag
>>154565932cant let a white man have nuthin
can anyone besides burleson please touch first base
>>154565914Your new jew owner doesn't care about building a good team
>>154565914we got this bro we good
this retard is not real lmao
CLASSIC ty france gidp
>>154565981manoah mindfucked recker
>>154566008recker had a point
>>154565914my Petey :(
The Baltimore Orioles lineup might have the best lineup in baseball. Whatever order Craig Albernaz chooses, he’s got Gunnar Henderson, Pete Alonso, Jordan Westburg, Taylor Ward, Adley Rutschman, Jackson Holliday, Sam Basallo, Dylan Beavers and Colton Cowser. A wrecking crew.
>gaygay smegmahole
>>154565896Nah, you need something better.
Yankees
Not relocating.
my yanks
>>154565932the fact it's still illegal at all, let alone a felony is crazy to me
>>154566061it's based and should be a felony in every state
>>154566026Based aj pajinky!!!
score runs
>>154566078based on what?
>having sexISHYGDDT
Why have the Padres not traded Tatis yet
>>154566061Texas is ran by backward hicks and nutjobs. The governor is a crippleYou need to verify yourself when you feel like spanking it
>>154566100this but extra ironically
>>154565932that sucksused to see an escort once every couple months. first times always weird because you feel scummy and dont really know the appropriate etiquette, but after that its nice
>>154566045I wasn't a fan of him accepting the QO, but I'm glad to be wrong.
>>154566118I like it, people that watch porn are weird.picrel is what shows up when you try to visit any porn site in Texas
keep it clean. i browse this thread with my kids.
>david vassegh on radio with alex vesia and fans at downey hyundai dealership>dave roberts prank calls him>if things go well, betts will he back for 2nd game against giants>freeman said on the athletic that rushing blacks out during games
ALBUQUERQUE PADRES
>>154566158eh, we have that here too but I only grip it to onlyfans leaks these days so I dont see it
>>154566160FUCK YOU!!!
>>154566170also snell could be back in like two weeks or so
porn turned me into a pseudocuck and caused ED so I stopped consuming it
I thought ESPN wasn't airing MLB anymore?
>>154566157It seemed like he was regressing but it turns out he’s still great with RISP and in high leverage situations.
>>154566205good job
>>154566210They are, they just lost the rights to sunday night baseball
>>154566210guess youre retarded then KEK
>>154566105Because they’re holding onto hope that he can recapture even a glimpse of his juiced form. Also his contract is an albatross, no team wants to take on that for what amounts to a contact guy with elite fielding.
im getting tired berdbros
is anyone watching the Cardres?
>>154566105>Why have the Padres not traded Tatis yetteams know his next inevitable suspension will be an entire year
>>154566016Is he an actual polar bear?
>>154565914I like the orioles color commentators more than the team. henderson is shit the past month too. chases and swings at everything. wouldn't surprise me if they end last in the AL east at this rate.
>>154566281yes
>>154566281Yes m’lord
Nolan Gorman try not to strike out on pitches in the strike zone challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
oh boy that was fucking CLOSE
>>154566267WAKE UP WE JUST TOOK THE LEAD
They really gotta get Castellanos bat in the lineup eh XD
kek prrrrtdres
>>154566313
>>154566287is an polar bear a athlete?
>>154566281me, i am
>>154566212He draws walks too. I think he's pretty unsung in that regard.
lot of ed and hiv advertisement on this national cards broadcast for some reason
Padres need 2-3 more bats and 2-3 more starting pitchers to be a contender. Do they have any assets to acquire anything close to that at the deadline?
>>154566369
>>154565914Not feeling great desu. We have a good roster on paper, but cannot seem to make anything click. Im still somewhat hopeful because it's still early and the AL is a shit show, but we need to start winning soon. I did not sit through some of the worst teams in mlb history to see the Os walk away with 0 playoff wins for it. If we don't win a playoff game this year, I think the Os are going to need to fire Elias. Guy has done well in the draft and building up the farm, but he cannot construct an major league roster
>>154566369BERDS!
actually how?https://x.com/MLB/status/2052582249816551494
>>154566369targeted ads
>>154566369ummm...sweetie...?
>>154566377But enough about the Cardinals. Seriously, we've got very similar teams.
FUCK THE PADRES. THEY FUCKING SUCK.
>>154565769I was half expecting the Dads to try to get out of his contract when he got busted and it was very clear his production to that point was built entirely on roids. Then I remembered it was the Dads and they give no fucks about winning or logical contracts
Out by a mile what an awful jump
>>154566428Cardinals are much better than the poodres lol
Tatis SCORCHED that infield single, did y’all see that exit VELO?!?!
>>154566287>>154566293>>154566297yay!quietly rooting for those redberds
>>154566437kys you worthless retard
>>154566391>>154566418I ain't even gay tho.
>picked off>caught stealing I can't tell if the Cardinals defense are that good or if the Padres suck that bad
>>154566369I'm not gay but I sometimes have sex with men
>>154566459source?
>>154566454Hang the banner
>>154566461poodres suck
He's safe, bad tag by the berds
he looks out in real itme
>>154566289Gunnar just keeps trying to swing for the fences and only that and needs to learn to hit a good grounder for a single or double
Is Tatis one of those high stolen base guys that is just fast and doesn’t actually have the skill that good baserunners have? Coz that was a dogshit jump
>>154566471this but unabashedly
kek eat shit dorobitch
>>154566477Zoomed in on the picture and saw his bulge on the right. Haha Padres are so gay
>caught stealing https://youtu.be/JRqsNGaqTrY?si=rAzJVV6FoLC3dMdp&t=9
>call standsno...NO!!!
>>154566487>is he Elly de la Cruz? yes
Cubs fan spotted behind home plate dafak
>>154566487Idk you tell me
>>154566380It doesn't help that we seem to have one of the worst relief pitching lineup in all of baseball. Every fucking time I dread when they come in
>>154566473I think it's kancolle
>>154566289>I like the orioles color commentators more than the teamBen McDonald is based. Jim is timeless, but he is old and sadly you can sometimes see his mind slipping on air.
I have a question
>>154566487Anabolic PEDs generally help most with fast twitch muscle fibers. He’s not as quick as he thinks he is now.
>>154566519by all means
>relief pitching lineup
>>154566512can cole what?
>>154566525>He’s not as quick as he thinks he is now.32 stolen bases last year, which was a career high
>>154566530Oh ok. Whats a blocked swinging strike? And what is a strike by foul tip?
kek poodrecacas
>>154566511Our rotation is dogshit. The relief isn't bad, Rico is a fucking monster and may be one of the best in the league.
>>154566546residual PEDs
>>154566548>Whats a blocked swinging strike?batter swung, the catcher missed the ball but stopped it>And what is a strike by foul tip?swinging strike that touches the ball but still reaches the catcher's glove and he holds onto it
Pirates get:Fernando Tatis Jr.Jake Cronenworth Minor League ProspectsPadres get:Paul SkenesO'Neil Cruz
>>154566546hm he was in the 83rd percentile in sprint speed last year and he’s 81st this year. Maybe he is a good baserunner and I’m making a broad generalization after one CS
>>154566561Oh ok thx
>>154566496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-mGp0mCHA
libertylibertyLIBERTYLIBERTY
>>154566563The Pirates are not that stupid
>>154566548>Whats a blocked swinging strikeit's a strike that hits the dirt and is blocked, preventing either a wild pitch or passed ball>what is a strike by foul tipwhen the bat makes contact with the ball and the catcher completes the catch, if this is done with 2 strikes it results in an out
>>154566563kek
>>154566563kek I’m sure the pirates would love to take your trash for the best pitcher in baseball
he probably would've outran it anyway, but what the hell was that throw?
>Umpires doing their job against the PoodresThey're doing what's best for business. No one wants to see the poopoopeepeecaca team in October.
>>154566587oh ok thx
>>154566598kek so true
>>154566546More stolen bases because he’s slapping singles instead of pimping homers
>>154566598kys Fuwawa
I thought David Ross was calling games for ESPN now. Do they have multiple crews? I hear Todd Frazier’s voice
catcher throws to second on a steal are so kino
>>154566574*Winky has shared his playlist with you, he seems to trust you somewhat*
Bogey got him
Scott fucking sucks we need Large Poopbaar back
>>154566629> thinking i have a one-track playlist
>>154566632I call him the Invisible Man. He's just such a nobody in our primary lineup.
Fire Stammen please. He's about as shit as Bob Melvin. Get Cora or Thomson, at least they are proven winners.
What the hell is a splinker? The ESPN broadcast keeps showing sinkers as “splinker”
>>154566628agreed
>>15456659824 scoreless innings is bad for ratings
>>154566573>>154566606this is psychotic
>>154566634they're being compiled into a master list; don't you worry
>>154566641It’s a fastball that splinks you fucking moron.
>>154566643crispsorry mine is from last year
>>154566639no, just get Wandy off my team instead
>>154566628>>154566643do you like catchers throwing to second or outfielders picking off greedy attempts at third more?
Get Nambla out there to calm him down
>Poodrepacos booing their own teamI love it! BAU BAU!!
>>154566681what a good game that was, but it gave me a bleeding ulcer
>>154566695I'm booing you instead
>>154566695obsessed
>>154566689outfield putouts for sure, way more kinoer
>>154566689they're both incredibly kinobut a throw form the OF that is on a line is amazinglike Ichiro's laser beam is so satisfying to watchI'm undecided
>>154566670what are the best and worst dives near the ballpark?
>>154566681das a good one
Chadres escape a jam, now they'll take the lead!
>>154566719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFC2Gwr2MYA
>national television airs ads that are shot like tiktoks/youtuber sponsor breaksbleak state we're in
>Petco Park is 17 miles the Mexican border>Every game is full of white boomers>Go to Dodger Stadium>Every game is full of Mexicans Explain this phenomenon?
Going to Burger King for the second time today.You guys want anything?
>>154566724OUTrageousfuck I love baseball lads
>>154566737that doesn't help me plan my trip bruh
>>154566746do they still have chicken fries?
>>154566742Nice larp.>my team is whiter!!
>>154566700the whole series was amazingthe entire postseason had kino all through it
>>154566740it's kino and comfy
these teams are evenly matched in my opinion
>>154566762>t. self hating doyerpaco
>Poodres
>>154566759Yeah I think soFun lifehack: go to a fast food restaurant when they’re about to close and order something small like a few nuggies. Chances are they’ll give you more than you asked and maybe something extra because they don’t want to throw it away
This is usually when the poodres scrap together a run or two with the help of the other team’s incompetence then hand it off to miller.
>>154566781youre both brown
>>154566742San Diego is whiter than LA
>7 pitch inningISHYGDDT
The Padres will walk it off for entertainment purposes
IDAHO PADRES
Romero would look in a dodger uniform
>>154566628for me its catcher throwing to first or third catching the runner too far off the base
>>154566790Can confirm. Used to do this all the time in the year I spent working at McDonalds (granted that was 20+ years ago at this point but I can't imagine things have changed much)
>>154566748it’s the best. I’m sure Javy Baez has an entire highlight reel of great tags if you’re ever looking to kill some time
>>154566753I'm sorry :(
Relocating.
>>154566740>>154566766It's extremely cheat to produce.
VANCOUVER PADRES
>>154566740ottavino and frazier are both youtubers
>>154566813The Coeur d'Alene Padres! Sponsored by Silverwood Theme Park!
More like Jordan N***er
>>154566825seafood recs at least???
I'm "relocating" to the fridge to grab a cold one to finish this game out
>>154566817the past ~12-18 months of my life has been largely consumed by live baseball, highlight compilations and breakdownsthere is so much to view, you can literally never get bored>>154566815based catchers catching 'em napping
Cards about to stack on an insurance run
>>154566848and there it is
is Yu Darvish still in this team?
hustle double
>>154566860Based
>>154566852Alcohol is bad for you
>>154566850Literally anywhere in Pike Place will have good seafood. Ivar's is like the Skippers/LongJohnSilvers and it's good too. The region is full of Vietnamese who make pretty good donuts and teriyaki too.
Portland Padres has a nice ring to it
Poodres really won't put Mason into a non-save spot huh?
Las Vegas has decided they don't want the A's, they want the Padres
I’m not a fan of either of these teams but I have to say, the birds on bat Cards uni is one of the best in baseball
the sacramento padres!
Just post the pasta already
>>154566890used him yesterday, would probably rather save him for a situation that might be more important than a game they're currently losing, even if it's by one run
>>154566890His UCL about to fall off the bone
>>154566905SAN DIEGO ATHLETICS
>>154566890Closers are dogshit if it’s not a save. It’s all mental. No I will not provide stats to back this up
good ab gorm
holy based ty france
None of my vpns work to find a feedI hate JEWSPN so much
>>154566919it's definitely true
>>154566909same, theirs and the A's are two of my favouriteslove the colour scheme and white elephantMLB needs more green unis tbphwy
bunting is retarded
that's a gold glover right there!
>>154566936FUCK YOU!!!!!
I actually have no clue who will be the final two WC spots in the NLATLLADCHCMILAll feel like locks to me. Beyond that? No clue
>>154566951Pirates and Padres
>>154566936Tell that to the Rays
>>154566951>ATL>LAD>CHC>MILall these teams are going on skids next month and losing their spots
Dads did really well to get out of that little jam
>>154566951Padres and Phillies, maybe Mets if their hot streak continues.
Cards are gonna choke
>>154566963to who?
i would've not bunted here
>>154566969>Mest
>>154566969>maybe Metsnot in this decade
>>154566951If the Yankees and Rays don't make the World Series whoever the NL team is will win it, the AL is fucking ASS this year
>>154566958I could see that for sure. I could see any combo of PIT SD AZ NYM PHI CIN. Sorry bird bros
>>154566936it's a cuck move, your individual stats don't improve by doing it.
>>154566973>>154566945
>>154566963Doubt on the NLWest since it’s not competitive
>>154566951don't count out those Reds just yet
>>154566969>Mets>hot streak
So fucking THRILLED they made my goat Mason Winn bunt in a situation like that despite being the most consistent on-base hitter on our team. Fuck you Ollie.
>>154566987don't count the rocks out!
Woah you're telling me you guys don't like playing heckin small ball? What the F is wrong with you? Bunting is as cool as science and IPAs
>>154566982*bunts for a single*what now?
>>154566963Dodgers have their division locked down
Why did he swing at that pitch?
SWORD! :soy_face:
>>154567019He didn't commit to the bunt so it cost him and the team. Let this be a lesson /mlb/!
>>154567013Not when they make choices like sitting ohtani on pitcher days and are hoping Wrobleski continues to luck out. Their luck will run out
This padres team didn’t even try
flamethrower O’Brien clutches it again
S W O R D
My Mariners would bootyblast the winning team and only the winning team!
St Winis
kek poodres
kek machimpo
buntinals win!
nice RedberdsBerds and Dads records are now identical after that
Laaameeee, Crappy ahh offense. GG birbs, see you tomorrow
BERDS WIN
GG berds all ground outs today
A Poodres L is a W for America!
Feels weird seeing Sports Center come on after the late nite game instead of Quick Pitch.
berds... you and i both know the cubbies got the central locked down... you gotta give us a chance....
>PoodresTatis is a cheating fuck who is being exposed as a total fraud this season
>>154567027he gets some crazy movement too
thats a winner
>>154567057just like the old days
Damnit! Me and my wife 2hu were supposed to have sex tonight!Gg cards
I’m still furious about that bunt because Berds are the kings of leaving guys on base. No outs, two real athletes on base, and the guy who is your team’s most consistent hitter (that isn’t Herrera) and got a triple to score the run to put you ahead… and you make him *bunt*. Fucking retarded. At least we won.
>>154567066It's a complicated feel.
Cards have already rebuild and are ready to dominate againCubs missed the window
>>154567064are those pizza rolls
>>154567076deep fried ravioli
>>154567076toasted ravioli
you're allowed to lose to the central because they're scary good this year, just don't make it a habit
>>154567068you can still have sex with >>154567051
based cards >>154567068i already fucked 2hu
you may have the cards, but the cubbies have the hot hand
>>154567091kek seethe kys
>>154567075...da fuq?
Nobody is noticing the rocks sneaking up on the NL West race
>>154566921I think he’s gonna get traded and Nootbar’s gonna take his place, the guy swings at *everything* and never makes contact even on things he should
>scubaklenk
Got my Stanton basketball jersey night tickets
lookin around and the nationals have the 3rd most runs scored in the NL and 4th most in MLB? I guess it's only may 7th but damn
>>154567156too bad about the pitching
>>154567156Hey thanks for Ferrer btw.
Braves vs Dodgers this weekend and Braves vs Cubs next week hot diggity dog
Cubbies need to be humbled
>>154567168Yeah -10 run differential is pretty funny considering their offense still a positive sign after their recent years hopefully they got something decent in the Gore trade
>>154567168>>154567185no but really how did Jerry pull an ace out of the hat for a crummy catching prospect?
>>154567183alteady lost two to dodgers
>>154567195idk I don't have any proof but I feel like if there's an ethnicity and position that scouts misjudge the most it's Dominican pitchers. which kinda makes sense given how shady that whole process is
>>154567205not enough
>>154567211Is it really "scouting" when you've been in the bigs for 4 years?
Why does Burger King get so much hate here? You get to have it have your way! You get to wear a crown!
>>154567232I think so yeah he hadn't really pitched that many innings
>>154567211What?
>>154567177My doyer pacos will booty blast both those teams
>>154567254oh huh
>>154567211>>154567261owari da...
>>154567244BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY STOLE
Being suicidal is not fun. It feels like there’s a constant void talking to you and telling you that you don’t deserve to live.
>>154567292the GOAT I fucking kneel
13 straight days of Dodger baseball. Post your record predictions.
>>1545673036-7
>>154567195I mean relievers are a crapshoot, he'll be good one year and bad the next. This isn't a novel idea to anyone that's been watching baseball for a while. There's a reason they don't make a lot of money and there's a reason there's a lot of turnover every year.
>>154567306There has got to be something measurable because certain clubs hit too often on their crapshoot.
>>154567292yea these really were the best
I totally remember what's happening now, this trade was considered comically lopsided at the time in favor of the Nationals and now a Mariners fan that has held on to that embarrassment is taking this time to have his victory lap while he still can
>>1545673030-13, Dodger fans blame Tuck and some other guy. Pull out the "nobody has it worse than us" thing, suddenly win 4 in a row after this and people go back to normal
>>154567331kek they really do be like that
>>154567303
>>154567331The trade is more a function of Cal hitting 60 bombs making it impossible for any catching prospect to get any playing time for the foreseeable future. Luke Stevenson already mogs Harry Ford anyway.
>>154567341and how many will he hit this year without steroids?
>>154567345imagine saying this like Judge isn't also. All the biggest players are, Manfred just won't let it come out until after they get inducted in the hall
>>154567345You’re just jealous
>>154567345I don't know, but what I do know? Judge is a bum A BUM!
>calvin raleigh>making the hall of fame
>>154567345Why didn’t he just shake their hands bros
>>154567398WBC curse kek
>you will never have a raging alcoholic womanlet wifeWhy even live bros?
>>154567405she's probably taller than ken rosenthal
>>154567381In 1990 a furious George Steinbrenner implemented the BGP (Bronx Genome Project) setting a goal of baseball "superman" within the next 25 years. Thousands of streetwalkers were sacrificed before a common prostitute that had drank the blood of Bernhard Goetz's subway victims was able to survive a diet of pure Human Growth Hormone for 9 months. You know this project today as "AL MVP Aaron Judge"
>>154567405I think if I put my mind to it I could find a raging alcoholic womanlet to marry
>>154567405>>154567413god just imagine throwing empty vodka bottles at each other and then the makeup sex
>>154567416Sounds like it would be hell after about a month
O/U 13.5 inches rock hard?
>>154567441Under is a lock his nose isn’t that big
>hatewatching volpe in AAAhow bad are the Derry Red Sox for this to be the case?
>avoided the Tucker fiasco >secured Bellinger to a good deal Let’s start filing those apology forms /mlb/
>>154567466best gm in the leaguehope he stays for life
What are we watching tomorrow?
>>154567514cubgersbravegers
>>154567514Friday Night Smackdown
>>154567524for me it's Astreds, Angays, Metsbacks, and Pieiants
>>154567514Cy Young Winner Parker Messick
FROM DOWN UNDAhttps://youtu.be/z6VLdpZIzm0?t=287
>>154567535this thread needs a baseball finn more than ever
>>154567566A what, now?
>>154567605Just want to post this more often.
Tampa has beaten us in a short series, but that doesn't mean we can't beat them in the long run. The Cubs are the best baseball team. The Braves are the hottest team in baseball, and the Reds have a great record and are fifth in their division, which shows how strong the National League is.There are eight great National League teams and only two American League teams.Teams in the American League are getting healthier, like Toronto, although probably not Houston. The Yankees are going to make the World Series by playing well against a weak A.L. In 2024, we played against the Guardians and the Royals, and given who's coming back in our rotation, we are the strongest team in the American league. Boone can start hot, (but there can't be a collapse in June), and a hot start tells me this team doesn't need much. There's a lot left in the pipeline with Cole and Rodón coming back, and Weathers in the bullpen, as well as Clarke Schmidt coming back at some point. And we still haven't added depth at the trade deadline. Judge is probably going to set the American League home run record with 66 homers, Rice is taking another step as a power threat, Bellinger will hit .280 and have elite defense, Grisham will hit 30 homers and maybe more, McMahon will hit, Caballero will hit 15 to 20 home runs and bat .270 to .280. In 2024, we won the AL, but our lineup wasn't that deep, so it didn't make sense. We had Alex Verdugo, who wasn't hot or hitting in the playoffs. Guys like Volpe were pure bullshit and nonsense. This new team has real depth. Toronto will get back on top, but I see them as an away team with 88–90 wins instead of having home field advantage. At the end, we don’t care how we get to the WS, just that we do.
>>154565914>>154566380They never should've fucked with the dimensions at Camden, it cursed the team. You had one of the best parks in baseball and they started getting cute with it.
>>154567514mune home run watch with the gennymets humiliation ritual dodger/braves (potential NLDS/CS matchup)
>>154567700>mune home run watch with the gennyerm, ACEcock is pitching tho
>>154567682Spencer Jones resembles Aaron Judge, and it's really not even close when it comes to the measurable aspects. He's going to be a good match for most big league players, and if he hits for power and fields his position, he has a part to play in getting this team into the World Series. Spencer is the diet version of Judge, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, as Judge is already a first-ballot Hall of Famer. He is a better version than Joey Gallo, but people shouldn't get too hung up on comparisons, as they aren't meant to be literal.
>>154567696I really want to see an afternoon game in this ballparks someday.
How did his pitching career turn out?
>>154567758he defected to lebanon and joined hezbollah. died in an air strike
>>154567814He has a thousand yard stare so I wouldn’t put it past him
Part of me hopes that Philadelphia will fall off a cliff, so we can make a call for JT Realmuto. If they take 15–20 million dollars from that deal, he would be a good addition to the team.
he's washed
4?Chan CSGO
this is a whites only genny
>>154567441>size 17 shoesUnder but he’s close 2bhIt’s a lock at 10
>>154567969Egg whites*
>three way tie for the best record in baseball
psychotroons getting scared kekbased yankees and dodgers holding it down
Top records in MLB through Thursday:@Braves: 26-12 (.684)@Cubs: 26-12 (.684)@Yankees: 26-12 (.684)@RaysBaseball: 25-12 (.676)This is the first time 4 different teams had a .675+ winning percentage at the end of a given day (min. 35 games) since June 6, 1904.
please give me a afillin'
>>154568162uhm.. doyercacas?? blow gays?? filthies?? mest?? what are you doing...
>yankees won
cubs girl here
YWNBAW
Will my cubbies be ok?
chikaner won
I'm female
kek imagine the melties if the doyerpacos sweep the braves
>>154567969i'm mexican but mexicans are honorary whites so i'm good
>sogay batting sub .250 40 games innow that the dust has settled, was he always an overhyped meme?
>>154567969Fuck you dumb bitch fuck you white american bitch
>>154568321relax
>>154567696How did they change the dimensions? Looks the same to me
>>154567682>>154567722@grok summarize this pls
Mariners won that travel day.
I need it
>>154568302he wasted his 2way peak with the Angels kek
>>154568339Seems like a schizophrenic rant about sucking cock and taking it up the ass from the perspective of a New York Gay Ass Yankees fan. Gross!
>>154568302doyers were perennial chokers until he joined the team
>>154568695For how many years had they choked before he joined?
>>15456876336
>>154568162Never heard of any of these teams, @Cubs? @Raysbaseball???
dodgers #1 you kno what i mean i be like shittt doyers be #1 yall just hate cuz ya cant relate fuck em
please go back to mexico (spic)/canada (jeet)/UK(islamic)
Cards win.
Why does baseball get all the guys with funny names like Catfish Hunter and Rollie Fingers? Do these people change their name when they sign or did getting a name like that make them choose to go down that path?
>>154569197Why the fuck do you even care?
>>154569127dawg i born here dodgers goin all the way fuck em
Corny ass go cubs go song is stuck in my head
>>154569342Cubs mindfucked your ass
>>154569342Cubs assfucked your mind
You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Yankees. But Judgy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a New York crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Judgy was concerned with Mookie being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Yankees.
>>154569197"Catfish" was assigned to Jim Hunter by A's owner Charlie Finley as a marketing scheme. Rollie is short for Roland.
>>154569342Your mind assfucked the Cubs
>>154569197mind your own damn business
https://voca.ro/115JRKcPq4B1
Braves pitching is getting extremely lucky. It’s gonna be Yankees and Cubs who are both playing through massive injuries
>>154569613time for a diapy change
>>154569613vocawoo..?
>Braves pitching is getting extremely lucky. It’s gonna be Yankees and Cubs who are both playing through massive injuries
>>154569745Transgenderism is bad for you
>>154569756Agreed. We have to do something about the cubs troon menace.
gm /mlb/ I’m obsessing about trannies again. you?
Gm /mlb/ I’m a tranny obsessed with the Yankees and dodgers please stop noticing!
>>154569804I’m a cubs girl though?
all of you shut up and go back to bed
>>154569825fine. I'll talk to you gals on the cord
doggiedoos kek
blowtani kek
>>154569841no. go to bed.
>>154569868kek!
doyerpacos seething kek
>doyercacasKEK
>>154569804Capital Y for Yankees but lowercase d for Dodgers. Curious.
why does tatis refuse to hit a home run? is he stupid or something?
>>154569978he cant take PEDs anymore since hes already been suspended 80 games and next time will be worse
which of these teams is going to collapse first?
>>154570042'ubs
>>154570042braves are finishing their road trip with doyercacas and scrubbies so probably them
Newbie MLB fan here :DI was never a fan of baseball—I always find it boring and not really my thing. I prefer basketball, volleyball, tennis, and ONE Championship more.But then I started hearing about Shohei Ohtani—clips calling him the GOAT, showing his amazing performances as a two-way player, and all the hype around him. I got curious, searched about him, and started watching his games.That’s when I tried watching the World Series, and for the first time, baseball actually caught my interest. I started learning the rules just so I could understand the game better.And now… I’ve become a baseball fan. My goodness, what used to feel boring has turned into an adventure. I even wake up at 2 AM just to watch the LA Dodgers. Every game feels like a win-or-die situation, even if it’s just the regular season XDAnd it’s not just Shohei Ohtani anymore—I’ve grown to love the whole team too: Pages, Yamamoto, Mookie Betts, Will Smith, Miguel Rojas, Andy Pages, Freddie Freeman and the rest of the squad, even Manager Dave Roberts.What an MLB journey :DJust sharing ;)
>>154570069
>>154570069>this is the guy calling you a tranny for posting doggiedoos
>>154570082thank you, kind stranger! :D
>>154570042Braves are just hot, cubs are the best team in baseball, Yankees are the best team in the A.L.
>>154570069A+ post. It's so nice to have actual baseball discussion here. This is why we need more redditors on /mlb/
I woke up and went to the bathroom. Forgot to take my underwear of and just peed myself. How do I turn things around today?
>>154570069Thoughts on Aaron Judge?
>>154570210Forget it ever happened
Who is the worst team in Baseball right now? The Giants or the Mets?
>>154570210Read a few chapters of the Holy Bible (KJV) and take a walk before beisbol starts. The Lord offers salvation to even the most lowly pants pissers, mets and phillies fanatics, etc.
gentlemen
>>154570293you'll find none here
>>154570210>not dialing up before bedwtf were you thinking?
You know what if the Braves are like 15-20 games ahead of the next best team in the NL East they may aswell just start playing their B team
kek doyerpacos
>>154570314But that says they’re 8 games ahead not 15-20
This is a triple in modern baseball.
why didnt he just catch it lol
kek based chadres driving in runs
I wish Modern Baseball would go on tour
>>154570343kim had one too
im almost 40 years old how am i supposed to stay up and watch a game that starts after 10pm
>>154570299umps are based
>>154570299YER OUTTA THERE
>>154570421cocaine
>>154570421move west
>>154570421retire
>>154570421methamphetamine
>>154570421Acid
>>154570435>>154570459I am retired. Thinking about moving to florida and becoming a rays fanatic.
>>154570500Just do it and ignore the noise. Best decision ever made.
>>154570516where to buy a place in tampa away from unsavories? i have $7.5m networth ($6.5m liquid)
>best decision I ever made>here’s a stock photo of a beach I got from google kek
Enjoy being underwater in five years faggot
What in the actual fuck happened?
>>154570559you've been saying that for thirty years
>>154570530Pretty much anywhere and it depends what you want.
>>154570569Yes, you've been warned
>>154570500mamdanicomrades.. how do we turn this around..
>>154570530I moved to East Ligma personally don’t let the humidity discourage you
>>154570608Where's Ligma?
>>154570615Just South of Frumunda
>rainforest bonobos seething at tropical island chads
>>154570615>>154570608It's a typo he meant Lima.
where do based white men whomsoever overca,e ED through christ tend to,settle in the tampa bay area?
>>154570631Migaritaville
Ligma balls faggot lmaooooooo WOOOOO
>>154570670doesnt work anymore>>154570630
>>154570676Lima balls faggot lmao WOOOOO
>>154570682GOT'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>154570676He fucking raped you holy shit
>>154570676gaped and raped and left leaking in the street kek
>>154570468trevor on the grid!
>living on America’s flaccid penis ishygddt
Almost nu
I got next
>>154570769im already baking
>>154570774o no ya don’t!
no me
>>154565769>>154565769>>154565769nu here>>154565769>>154565769>>154565769
pete alKWABso
>>154570777fine, trips win
>>154570786OH NO NO NOJUST*inhales*AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154570794
>>154565769My San Diego PEDres...