https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/154564032/hoc-general#bottom
So the Finals are gonna be Avalanche-Hurricanes isnt it
>>154566494Philly really got lucky in both getting into the playoffs and winning the first round didn’t they
>>154566603>Hurricanes>advancing past the ECF
>>154566603Avs Buffalo
>>154566603Retard
>>154566603canes get figured out eventuallyit's in the script
the play that ended the Flyers' season
>>154566690love me a goal line savehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB2DIYzw4Lc
Hoc really is ded
>>154567139Then show me its body.
>>154566704I hate Jordan Martinkook for some reason. My blood starts to boil whenever I hear or read his stupid name.
>>154567139Just like my islanders
>>154567139Gary is killing interest in the league by pushing the Hurricanes so hard.
i bought some beer today and there was this girl like a full foot taller than me buying wine or some shit and my face flushed and i felt my heart rate spike so i'm watching the flyers suck balls and lose to rod and his group of fucking retards and instead of enjoying being drunk now i'm thinking of that giant specimen of a woman i didn't share a word with while coping with the fact the flyers are about to be swept while drunk so basically i really want to jump in front of a bus extra hard tonight fuck rod fuck aho fuck spankoven fuck michkov you fat fucking russian piece of shit do something
neither the canes or avs will make the final
>>154567256Because this is my united states of whatever
>>154567257Who's stopping the Avalanche in the west?The Wild are outmatched and the Pacific retards won't stand a chance
>>154567263oh that would be the golden knights bro thanks for asking
the houston horns
>>154567266they're losing to the ducks
>>154567275cope it's tied
When Sean Avery was with the Kings it led to fights in the locker room because of his bullying of Dustin Brown, mercilessly mocking Brown's lisp, mocking Brown's girlfriend. One of the trainers for the team put Avery in a chokehold to get him to stop.
>>154567293More like the absolute state of hockey eh fellas
whats the score should i catch the end?
>>154567263I will with my trusty boomerang.
at backlash
danhausen called em the "saab rays" like in the office kek
>>154567469these stats are just getting ridiculous now
flyers sweep them in 7
>>154567522Doubt
>>154567469>rags
It’s up
>>154567469>andreally reaching here
>NGMI
>>154567546ducks take 1 on the road and they're still at 39% huh
Watching the hasb(eens) crashing out is beautiful.
knights play tomorrow i reckon they will win bro's it is time to stop playing like SHIT
Go Sabres
tkachuk triple gold club huntingryan ufko will impress here
>>154567621that roster looks like shit
>>154567629Just like my islanders
>>154567633shut the FUCK up
>>154567621grim
>>154567634No
>>154567621hu i tought matt olivier was quebeckerbut apparently was born in biloxi from quebec parents and did his pro hockey in quebecil sendbhom a greasy fuck you next tome i see himwtf timmy donna do
>>154567621the americans are back to treating this like a development camp
>>154567642yeah I was going to comment on that, this is his first time ever playing internationally so it was probably his only chance
>>154567643just like my cock
bex called iyo iyo janetty
>>154567602Yeah, that doesn't pass the eye test of how the games actually played out. Knights are lucky it's tied. They look so much slower than the Ducks. Also not a good sign for them that it's tied despite both games being played how Vegas prefers (low event defensive battles) instead of how Anaheim prefers (pond hockey). If the Ducks are able to dictate pace and force higher event games at home in the next couple games they are taking a 3-1 lead back to Vegas in Game 5.
>>154567664based retard
>>154567621Who gets a letter beside Chucky and Faulk?
>>154567621I would be utterly surprised if this roster win.
Joke of a league Joke of a playoffsLiterally a hitjob from the very startEvery single callEvery single scheduleNot a real sportNot a real country
finna watch the boys
hey baby, you got girlfriend vietnam?
>>1545677911939
>>154567791It's always the old to lead us to the warIt's always the young to fallNow look at all we've won with the saber and the gunTell me is it worth it all
>>154567621Boring, last year they had a much better team
i hate gary so much
>>154567869kek
Oiler fans are NOT happy that their McDrai merchant pylon wasn't nominated for the norris
>>154567972kwab
>>154567972Erik Karlsson put up 101 points and finished -26 and the voters handed him the Norris like it was a birthday gift.Evan Bouchard drops 95 points, finishes +25, quarterbacks one of the best offenses in hockey, and can’t even crack the finalist list.But sure, apparently “voter fatigue” is this sacred rule that only exists when it’s time to take the Hart away from McDavid. Meanwhile Makar could probably miss a month, come back wearing ski boots, and still get penciled into the Norris conversation automatically.At this point I just want someone to explain what the criteria even are anymore, because it changes every single year depending on who the media already decided they like.
>samir's mad againmust be a day that ends in y
>>154568126>>154567972The norris is a dog shit trophy anywaysWhy do forwards get offensive awards and the selkie for a defensive forward?Why can't they just make a proper inverse selkie award for defensemen and make the norris and actual defense award
>my penguins died just so these shitters could get sweptits not fair
g r i m
>>154568348BASED fans. if the team doesn't care about the game why should they.
my flyers will reverse sweep and i will be acxepting all of your apologies hehe :) and then we can be frens again
>>154568348every game has empty seats behind the teams because those are expensive as fuck and mostly bought as business gifts so they rarely get used
>>154568418someone lipread it
>>154568418Something "fuck up" and "to me" at the end? "You fucking listen to me" maybe?
>>154568418you know its going to shit when a dude is pointing at themselves while yelling"who do you think you I am?"
>>154568418
>>154568420Zegras was complaining about calls and refs were tired of it. They told Tocc and Toc was telling Zegras to shut up and play
>>154568418>trevor>stop the bullshit>xxxxxx>xxx the game(every fucking game?)>the ref just told me>don't go over it, just stopmy best
>>154568420Something about faggots and someone being an asshole
>>154568455kwabwabzoomfaggots are such pussies
>>154568455>*shatters your soul*nothin personnel, cyka
avs randys in the final is looking like the only realistic outcome
homelander injected the v1 bros
>>154568530don't tell me you're watching that garbage show
wow, what a slick hockey trade!
>>154568601'fraid so
>>154568604And pay 9.25M for Nurse until 2030? Lol
>>154568604just took a roy mere minutes ago. oops i mean a chayka
Frostsisters it's over
we still call them marners here
Just took a 12 minute flyers myself
>>154568636we don't call those that here now
>>154568636True I just dropped bumpy one
>>154568418>>154568420
>>154568271>metroslop turns out to be metroslopNobody could have predicted this
>>154568636True since mine didn't show up today in true marner fashion
>>154568604The Oilers correctly targeted the only dumbass GM in the league that might've possibly accepted that Nurse contract.
>>154568271>my penguinsHal?Is that you?
The Michkov thing is really getting old. I'm trying not to harp on it, but like...Michkov has his defensive issues. But this, frankly, mismanagement and fear of using a high risk high reward player, is really getting tiresome. He's a playmaker. They will make mistakes, especially when young. If the Flyers organization is this deathly afraid of that, trade him. Get some value out of him in assets if you refuse to use him on the ice. He can't learn if he doesn't make mistakes.There's really no excuse for conditioning at this point. All the guys are dog tired. I don't know if Tocc just doesn't like him or if it's the language barrier. Treating him like an AHLer, may as well send him down for development. They're sheltering him worse than they did Jett Luchanko. This is like locking a kid in a closet until he's 16 and expecting him to be socially competent. Yeah he can speak the language, but how is he supposed to know the nuance and norms that way? He's being screwed in finding game flow and rhythm. That's vital to players with Michkov's skillset. They're rhythm based.After finally getting more than 30 seconds on ice, likely due to other players being tired, he nearly wins the game 3 times and setup or had our most dangerous chances in the OT game.Fuck, Meech doesn't get his shot deflected off a dropped stick in OT last game. It slides past the goalie and they win.This game? Fucking stapled to the bench. Under 10 minutes is malpractice.We should keep giving the ice time to guys like Foerster, Dvo, and TK. Who do nothing with more.Yes, I'm a Flyers fan. But as a bigger hockey fan. This hurts my soul to see such a promising talent smothered like this. Even more so, that it's my fucking team that's wasting him.Either accept some errors, send him down to get some ice speed through actually skating in games, or trade him before you completely neuter his value.Cause this deadlock? Hurts the player, the franchise, and pisses your fans the fuck off.
whos michi going to play with in anaheim?and how are people going to separate michi from mintykov
>>154568604>reportedly
>>154568986Why would the flyers send michkov to anaheim
>>154567643Ah, was wondering what that was.He has security detail as well.
>>154569107its the only team they do business with
violence against other teams mascots or reps is dumbdont encourage violence
>>154569117i think that's the tekken guy
>>154568396I mean they looked okay in the first period then it devolved into shit flinging and penulties.Hope the games tonight are better Gary!
>>154568271lol yinzer trash
slopdown was cancelled
Wrestlefags were cancelled
>>154568604So much money tied up with that useless retard.
every male wrestler performed gay sexual favors for exposureall of them know what semen tastes like
Ducks. That is all
>>154569193>>154569219Fatslap is still on schedule.
>>154569306When it comes to undeserving West Coast teams I'm pretty okay with the 'Ducks. Better than bloody Vegas anyway
>>154567293Thank you Gary
>>154569349>aonishiki dead>onosato deadhorsebros, it's now or never
>>154569263so do I but you dont see me slapping men in spandex do you?
>>154569366Crazy he will lose ozeki so quickly.Im pulling for quadtits.
>>154569219baaaaaaaaaaased
I always feel like shit in the summer
>>154569419But anon it's winter now :]
>>154569428On planet retard.
>>154569428southern hemisphere isn't real
>>154569434Oh no thats our planet.
>>154569434Yes>>154569439Also yes>>154569441Yes too
Kitties enjoying the post season.>Tkachuk will be a passenger in the backseat of a Thunderbirds F-16 Fighting Falcon today before the start of this weekend’s Fort Lauderdale Air Show.>the 2026 Olympic Gold medalist and two-time Stanley Cup champion was selected as part of the Air Force’s ‘Hometown Heroes’ program.>On Thursday, Tkachuk was officially named to the United States team for the IIHF World Championship in Switzerland.
>>154569544Fin - Usa gold medal game will be peak kino with Barkov going against Tkachuk
>>154569575There's a moderate chance Celebrini will kill most of the US team.
Good morning /hoc/Our dabres play tonight :)
>>154569793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlM3CKXJs5k
>>154566566I don’t get it
Our flyers fucking SUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154569914Initially I didn't either. I think they're saying bc it's so quiet. Very dumb post
>>154566566People in Philly cant read
>>154566566what a bunch of jerks
I have decided not to suck my own dick but only because I can't
>>154567621Worse roster than Sweden somehow. We don't have any stars like Tkachuk though.
Big game today. I would like to thank Mr Gary for it
>>154569930they should have compared it to one of those autism quiet rooms
>>154570033This but unironically
>>154569930Sounds like the canes account runner hasn’t been in a public library since the 80s
GaybresQuacks
> NHL Trade Rumors: Maple Leafs' trade focus on not being shitWhoa
>>154570127Should I stay scared mate?
>>154569793Moo!
More like boo am I right
>>154567621
>>154567621Where is JT Miller?
>>154570114Neither has most of Philly>t Livin on Spruce St
>leafs 1I <3 Gary
>>154570260They won fair and square. No foul play detected
>>154570272Yes, all went as planned.> ((( laffs )))
go back to hfboards boomer.
One time I called Anaheim analslime to a normie
Bailing out the leafs was the correct move . Can you imagine the revenue losses if Toronto really sunk as badly as they deserve too
>>154570442I too have used 4chan lingo in the real world. I double down and people just tend to think im insane(fun) but in reality im insane
>>154570420That tie breaker kek
>>154570454I don't understand what he is trying to say
The finals should be Vegas vs Buffalo with Vegas winning so Gary can be happy and Buffalo's curse can continue
>>154570491>VegasThey cant beat the ducks
Canes making it all the way to CF is just pathetic
>>154570503It's your mistake if you misunderestimate Gary
am I hearing correctly that the flyers leapfrogged the bruins and will be getting the laffs unprotected second round pick next season as compensation for Scott Laughton
>>154570509Metro has been a joke for years
>>154570512Gary says not so fast, it's still top 10 protected
>>154570513Just like my Islanders
>>154570512I think it's funnier and they get to choose who gets which pick
>>154570527>it's still top 10 protected
Good morning frens!
if laffs dont trade their pick they are going to keep sucking and give high picks away in the coming two years
>>154570614based kolzig signing with a yellow marker
>>154570512>second round pickI have some news for you....
>concentrated pissah yes the bostons past season
>>154570651well I'm out walking my dog so please wait until I'm home sitting down
>>154570651Hit me with it...
Cami's Quads will will my dabres to victory. ;)
>>154570614pride of south africa
>>154570454>draft+5he is literally conceding that defencemen take longer by giving such a long timeframe for development
Breakfast pizza from Crosby's? Absolutely.
>>154570741I think that's why I didn't understand his point
Experience Blackhawks Hockey
>>154570590Good morning fren!
so excited for ufc tommorow bro's
>>154570824>before and after WW2
ROD THE FR-ACK
Looking forward to the inevitable '06 ECF rematch. Thank you Gary.
>>154570867we're watching backlash
>just looked at this year's UFA class>it's complete garbageAll this rising cap space and nothing to spend it on
>>154570933
>>154570590>>154570828bud1
>>154570666>>154570667Sorry Satan and friend, but it was actually a first round pick
>>154570937Edmonton wishes he was a pending UFA. To give you an idea of how shit this class is, every list I have looked up has Bobrovsky in the top 5.
Time for game 4, of the Liiga finals
>>154570914Jen
Tick tock gay welfare queen fraugs
>>154570965>Oilers fans bragging about cap space>Look at FA classhahahahahah
>>154566566This post is even funnier after that video started circulating out of that philly charter school showing 30+ seniors about to graduate who struggle to read a simple sentence
>>154570512Laughton was worth it but they misused him
>>154570968good luck! my kärpät isn't playing so i dont care. in sweden we support uleåborgs hermeliner
>>154570968Enjoy your hockey Pekka!
>>154569263they all took lessons from your mum?
>>154570828GM, hopefully some good hockey tonight.Gary needs to get those reffies under control.
>>154570933Gary's league. No trades because every player has an NMC. No decent FAs because every player signs with their current team. Only way to get better is to tank for 6 years and draft.
>>154571068>draft 1st overall>end up with a bustyeah get better....
>>154571068but tanking also doesnt work because gary rigs it for big markets
>>154571080If the league was rigging for the leafs they might have won something in the last 60 years.
Ivar Stenberg is going to fall to my hawkies at fourth :)
>>154571068UFA classes will be underwhelming for a few more years because a lot of players signed long term deals for financial security during/just after the pandemic. But with the cap finally rising again more players will want to test free agency instead of taking the first long term deal their current team offers. It's expected to go up 10 million per year for the next couple years.
>>154571111Toronto's last 11 seasons:>made playoffs 9 years>won the lottery the only 2 years they missed the playoffCanadians would seethe endlessly about how Gary is rigging it if that was a Sun Belt team
>Canadiens>Knights
>>154571058>Laughton was worth itKek
time for /hoc/ n sip
fug
>>154571068You could poach RFAs but GMs are pussies who won't do it
>>154570937Stevie would actually make this trade
>>154571191It’s gotten so warm that I’m sipping iced coffee
>>154571154canadians are endlessly seething at the laffs over it
>>154571229
>>154571172Mega Retard
>>154571191Based. Enjoy the day, broski.
TRB hours
>>154571261What’s gay about iced coffee? I drink it black
travis pastrana is a washington capitals fan
its up
>>154571324another ez win for mcmeme
>>154571324celebrini bros what is this shit
>>1545713243 Cups in that picture2 of them are asterisk CupsAnd none of them belong to McDavid
>>154571324hate all of them
>>154571336Yeah he’s a bust
>>154571309>he doesn't know
>>154571229>>154571268cobbee time for avs tomorrow :D
>>154571336what is the significance of this?
>>154571324>first round choker, also only has 2 goals in his last 23 playoff games>Olympic choker>first round choker + Olympic chokerHere are those best players in the world I was telling you about
>>154571361tell me again how jack hughes is doing in the cup race?
>>154571361what about boldy, goes he have any goals in the second round?his team needs him to score to win
bud wontrb lost
surely hellebyuck is chasing the cup this season still right?
oh you really set this silveroid off
you're telling me all the american heroes from the gold medal win are busts these playoffs?!?!
>>154566494How do canes get so deep every year? It's such a nothing team.
I couldn't post when the draw happened, but my random roll on the TSN site was the exact results for the draft lottery.I knew it would be.
>>154571441bud's blessing
>>154571413They're stuck on shitty Canadian teams like Ottawa and Toronto and Winnipeg
>>154571324>>154571332my sharkies :(((
>>154571462really? cause matthew tkachuk plays for an american teamsame with 2 hughes and boldyso much for the gold medal bump
new GM, Sundin is back, first pick. incredible comeback story in the making
>>154571466thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>154571413Tage Thompson is still goated
>>154571498>zero goals in the gmgyikes
xhe's 48 years oldnever kissed a girl
>>154569248>>154568843>>154568617we don't do racism in /hoc/ fellas. be better.
buckbroken over the olympics now and forever it's the cucknadian way
>>154571520somehow team usa got over it
>>154571490i dont know who bud is sir, im new to this gamei did memorize the oilers top line during my time in edmonton bc of a girl i liked but i'm just now picking my actual team to support
budbroken over the chillyeaster now and forever it's the trb way
>>154571556just shut the fuck up trb fucking retarded simpleton think you're fooling anyone
>>154571520Surely they will win Skoda Cup... otherwise no gold for Canada in the 4 international tournaments of 2026...
>>154571485and all it cost was 12 billions into garys pockets
is this how you treat new fans to the game? stop making me feel even more disdain to leafs than i already do, why are you people so permanently miserable
>>154571574that's mitch. he's insane.
>>154571466He needs more time
>>154571574Unironically Hockey is NOT for EveryoneTM. Gary just wants your money, they don't actually want new fans
>>154571556did you go to any games while you were in edmonton?
I'm putting in laine and scratching caufield he needs a fucking kick in the pants
mitch made trb his bitch
>>154571574>>154571582Also known as Samir. Just let him be until his melty ends
>>154571592and suzuki and slafkovsky and demidov
neither mitch or samir existbut schizos in this thread will vehemently pretend otherwise
>>154571556If you want to follow an up and coming young team that will be really good for a long time go for either Anaheim, Chicago, Montreal or San Jose
>>154571588yeah i went to see them live once during the first play-offs run and then went to a couple watch parties inside Rogers during the 2nd run, pretty fucking cool i must say i love how ppl love hockey there as much as ppl love soccer here/europeim not rich so i never went to a finals game, fuck that lol, nonetheless i'm sorry for the double heartbreak, the city felt palpably depressed the days after
Dylan is real thoever and hes still reeling about getting rightfully 1st round bounced
>>154571617I pray to vishnu and god every single one of those teams becomes a bust like oilers. thatd be kino as fuck
>>154571592>he needs a fucking kick in the pantsno he doesn't. you don't pull a guy in a cold spell that's giving effort. he's not nylander or marner in that regard.
>>154571619you don't need to feel bad for edmonton, never feel bad for edmonton
>>154571588>>154571619also this is why i was mega pissed at the Philly "fans" yesterday for not supporting their team even while getting outplayed (like the oilers), seeing the arena dead quiet on the 3rd and ppl leaving was crazy
> Samir mentioned. Don't play coy, honey.
>>154571619>>1545716680/10 not believable
blackhawks adding a 22 year old that just lead the KHL in goals. feels good man
gonna go camping and do some shrooms next week :)
>loses to bud>copes by talking to ximself on vpns for hours and hours every single dayKWAB
>>15457117250% correct >>154571183Laughton is the best 4th line plug in the league .
scaaaarrrr we are tied
steve dangle and sid seixeiro walk in to a bar. you only have one bullet. what do?
In God’s perfect world, Tage Thompson would be cleaning my windows and washing my dodge charger.
>>154571808trade it in for a rusty butterknife
I'M KEKOO FOR KOOKOO PUFFS
>>154571324>another award for McCuplessI'M LAUGHIN
The Canes are 7-0 in the playoffsThe Avs are 6-0 in the playoffs
The ball intern would've been whipped hard if he let this happen
My dabres will deal Randy his first loss
>>154571888What goes up must come down.
>>154571725I wish the Blackhawks the best. Meanwhile the Sharts can eat my freshly austonmattews'd hole
>>154571914I wonder how one becomes a ball machine rigging engineer
>>154571914>stl(det)>for justin faulk:)
>>154571914>>154571977Like roulette, just have something tracking the balls locations and calculate the best time to draw to obtain the desired number.
the sharks would be INSANE to draft Stenberg same with the Canucks you basically cant pick him or you're retarded and gay
>>154571617thanks, the Ducks are looking fucking menacing since the palyoffs started, and I watched Sharks games before the reg season ended (including the goalie fight), I like em both
>>154571888>67-0
>>154572059i assume he was joking about chicagothe other teams are great picks, tho
>>154571914blud i was watching the lotto stream live and on god i heard someone utter the word toronto in a low voice 2 seconds before the ball was chosen
yeah he's joking about a team that has the number one prospect pool in the sport and one of the most promising young stars in the sport. do you guys just say retarded shit looking for a reaction?
>>154572080understandable, it might have taken them hours of take after take until toronto won
>>154572127boomerchads just keep winning
for me its the san jose sharks
>>154572127Why is the buffalo player wearing eyeliner?
>>154571808wait for them to start kissing and shoot them both at the same time
>>154571808tell me about Steve, why do things always go his way?>>154572166based
overtime in liigaland
FUCK BETTMAN THAT SLIMY KIKE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU ROTTEN KIKE BASTARD
nucks fans becoming unhinged
>>154572277i hope both teams have fun
>>154572135it was almost as weird as the time I was watching wheel of fortune one of the contestants said a letter and when it cut to vanna white she was no longer smiling just staring blankly at the camera. she proceeded to list off the exact dimensions of my erect penis followed by the gps coordinates of the john denver plane crash site. the error buzzer sounds and regis announces that was not one of the correct letters and the show proceeds as normal. she's done this 5 times now I had to stop watching.
>1st defensepair injured by nowworry
worries in vain our KooKoo wins
or not because offside
ploff /hoc/ is worst /hoc/
>>154572415offseason /hoc/ was pretty comfy last year when we watched twin peaks together
>>154572415Only because shit teams are left
How are my islanders doing?
>>154572588They have elite prospect pool they’ll be scary in a couple years.
wife got me one of those bells i can pling when I disagree with a ref decision instead of complaining all the time
>>154572596My wife is on a girls trip to Jamaica
>>154572450comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154572596welcome to /elite status/
>>154572611keep yourselfsafe
Going blind anon here. The red and orange do blend in together, right or am I going color blind?
>>154572594Let’s hope my leaf friend
Darren said that Matthews still wants to leave Toronto even after they got first overall? What an ungrateful prick.
>>154572667he wants to play for the Flames like all american boys
>>154572712Which teams will be scary soon?
>>154572086Hockey fans default setting is rooting against the Blackhawks because they're resentful of their past success and the spotlight they take up when they're good. No 1OA pick has more people rooting against him than Connor Bedard, if he went to like Anaheim or the Blue Jackets all you would hear about is how underrated he is. An original six team that had a dynastic run not that long ago gets awarded with the #1 pick after a pretty bad scandal doesn't sit right with a lot of people. They know that the Blackhawks are going to be good again in the near future so they're shit-talking them while they still can
>>154572712Oilers are going to be an AHL team soon
>>154572712F L A M E SLAMES
>>154572712My penguins ):
>>154572726Bedard will be going into his 4th year and hasn't done jackshit
>>154572728obsessed
The Blackhawks will now have the following picks in the next 3 NHL Drafts: 20261 firsts3 seconds 2027 3 first 2 seconds 2028 1 first2 seconds (+ an extra 4th from the Brossoit deal)
>>154572667Even with McKenna, Toronto isn't a serious contender any time soon. Their defense is still just as shit as it was while they were making the playoffs every year. That all offense/no defense strategy didn't work back then, so why should Matthews waste the rest of his career hoping it will work this time just because lottery balls gifted them another twink winger? Toronto should trade Matthews/Nylander to build around McKenna/Knies. Out with the old, in with the new.
>>154572763Treliving traded all their draft picks their rebuild failed
IT'S OUTGET EXCITEDGET EXCITED GET EXCITED
headed to 2nd overtime in liigaland
>>154572737get it all out while you can, make the most of this moment in time
>>154572767I know, but the draft picks or prospects to build around McKenna/Knies would come from trading away Matthews/Nylander.
>>154572769Celebrini :D
>>154572769Why isnt bedard here
>>154572769Grim
>>154572794Why don't you just google it you fat faggot?
>>154572794He’s busy being a twink
>>154572801I can’t be bothered
>>154567972https://x.com/kingsDMme/status/2052437429144150417
>>154572794He’s a bust who can’t bench 2pl8
>>154572794>When you get the opportunity to play for Canada, it's hard to say no.>I already miss playing hockey games, dreading not being able to play games for four or five months.>But at the end of the day, my number one focus is the Blackhawks and being the best player I can be come October.Bedard's statement from May 02
>>154572825He’s not a team player he should never play on our Olympics roster
>>154572820doubt
>>154572769Do you really not have better defencemen than nurse available
found some labatt blue in virginia to enjoy tonight's game with
>>154572769>rielly>tavaresthey're cooked
>>154572769holloway should show up in full chainmail or he might break a fingernailsoftfaggot retard
>>154572769its not fair, every other team has their olympic roster except us
>>154572769>fartzal>acklin>pouchart
>>154572769who the fuck is emmitt finne?
>>154572769Only person I know is Macklin Celebrini are we cooked chat?
carlsson > bedard
>>154572769gold is ours
>>154572769Canadians be like "I'm going to name my kid Dylan"
>>154572907you should see what mormons name their kids
>>154572891Will Smith too
>flylels already swept before game 3 of the mild assv seriesgreat schedule there gare
>>154572888he plays for detroit
>>154572930McTayla
Incredible things are happening on x. Philadelphia fentanyls are all but dead.
ill have the poutine please, extra curds *winks*
>ce soir
>>154572975where did you find this photo of me
hockey is the sport with the best parity in its major league
>>154572853a true defensive savant plays defense against himself too
>>154572874Very nice.
>>154572739this nigga can do telepathy
>>154572984at the st-patrick hobo settlement, i was expecting a package so i was on my porch all day long so one of you fuckers don't steal my skincare products, snaped a few shots of shady guys
>>154572874That's one nice looking animal
>giving a spot to Dear John Tavares,
>>154573010that should give you an idea of how badly bedard has busted
>>154573009i wanna nuzzle its head but it would probably stampede me :(
>>154572769gonna laugh if they don't win gold and act like I don't care if they do
>>154573032>already precoping for when he loses to finland againkwab
>>154573017more like kwabbor busthard
>>154573021Yea, you always hear about retards now and then getting gored at national parks.
>Miromanov to KHLAnother great trade by Craig cornball.
where is usa roster
>>154572975This is the type of OC /hoc/ needs
>>154573066They posted it yesterday
>>154573008oh, well thanks for getting my good side
>>154573078Devin Cooley will be the starter
>>154572874He looks delicious
>>154572769yep, you're losing
>>154573078That sure is a team I suppose.Has hockey players on it.
>>154572769emmitt finna
>>154573078no wolfie no watchie
>>154573078where is luke hughes?
was missing smtgfinal
>mountainbelt eastern conference final
>>154573078chucky finna get his ass beat
>>154572986>since 2000ok sure lets not act like the NBA has had 7 different winners in the last 7 different seasons meanwhile the NHL had a repeat stanley cup final matchup and the last 6 finals have either had the Lightning or Panthers.In MLB the Dodgers have won b2b and 3 this decadeThe NFL is reigned by the same few teams, and the Chiefs have also won 3 super bowls this decade and have been in 5.Every major league aside from ironically the NBA has been in a period of relative lack of parity at least in terms of playoff results. Even the MLS, which is ridiculously not on here despite having the 9th most revenue anually of ANY sport league in the world, has had significantly more parity than the MLB NFL and NHL this decade and considering its a fucking soccer league that's impressive. Though yes compared to past decades this is still a very high level of parity across all leagues.
>>154573178I just picked 2000 because sven brought it up and it's a round number. I can recalculate it with another arbitrary cutoff
>>154573128Thanks
*luke hughes at the dinner table* hey guys, wow great game haha. c-can i see the medal? no? haha alright you guys always like to tease me. no for real though, show it to me. do it! MOM! JACK WONT SHOW ME HIS MEDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *fights*
>>154573178when they say "parity" they just mean the winning % of the teams isnt as dramatically spread out as it was in the 70s/80s when the worst teams in the league would have a sub 20 winning %.
>>154573178Hey bud nice to have you back
kwab
triple overtime in Kouvola
>>154573232we only know about helsinki
>>154573232Stay strong, Pekka
just poured myself an orange vod-juice-ka
>>154572794Busy filming the next season of Heated Rivalry
>>154573281we call those screwdrivers
I'm going KoKo watching this
>>154573243>The population of Kouvola is approximately 78,000.
>>154573312mine is literally just orange juice mixed with vodka so i decided to call it orange vod-juice-ka. give it a shot!
>>154573343That's a screwdriver
>>154573281I haven't been drinking, smoking weed or eating slop for about a month now but don't worry the crashout is coming
>>154573361i was worried
>>154573343Pace yourself bud
>>154573095Anyone had buffalo is it any good? There's a farm with Buffalo you can see from the road like 45 mins from my house.
>>154573388I’ve had ground buffalo and it’s pretty good. But beef is cheaper
>>154573388yeah, it's pretty goodted turner did a lot for re-establishing buffalo rip to a yung nigga
Who's the autistic swede i'm arguing with in another thread
>>154573443me
>>154573443Me, I made a simple point and you had a meltdown
>>154573361I’ll have a goyslop feast when the finals begin
>>154573443You're going to have to be more specific
>>154573443that's me bozo *jackss off in your face*
>>154573463you mathematically lost the argument and have been desperately trying to pivot
Less than a bong until waging is over
>>154573520go have your argument with your boyfriend somewhere else.
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
...is a real sentence!
>>154573520No I didn't. I said 32 teams means it's very unlikely for your team to win and something like a 50 year drought is not unlikely. You can't even disprove this mathematically since it's mostly subjective how often you expect a team to win.I never said NHL has low parity, that's a different discussion
The horse raced past the barn fell
>>154573558Buffalo
gooooooooo sabies!
>>154573229>gary wants to extend the season to 84 games>redditors want expanded playoffs
>>154573578My entire goal was to prove that american sports have vastly superior parity to european ones and i succeeded.
habs sabres over 5.5 goals @ -125
my sabbies (& moussies) :)
>>154573603I never said they didn't. Like I said you could have a league with a million teams and absolute perfect parity, it doesn't mean your team is very likely to win. A toddler could understand this
my ghouls :(my cord :(
>>154573618I already computed it based on pool size, american sports came out ~3x better than european soccer
>>154573603an even distribution of championships is not what "parity" is.
>>154573631how would you define and measure it then?
Randy is gonna have a bit of rest before the ECF with our dabres eh?
>>154573578Retard
2 month off season would be enough
>>154573643>>154573216
>>154573600/hoc/ is for frens
>>154571332Why are the opinion of sports writers asked for at all? Back when proper newsrooms existed, everyone knew they were a pack of drooling retards.
>>154573626Pool size is retarded because the NHL doesn't have promotion and relegation. Our leagues are inflated if you count any shitter team that happened to touch the highest league for a meme year
>>154573656regular season record is irrelevant compared to championshipwhat sane person would rather go undefeated and choke in the playoffs versus having a shit regular season record and then winning it all
What is everyone munching on for the games tonight? For me it's pizza and wings as well as chips and dip.
>>154573651In an ideal world the season would be entirely wrapped up by May
>>154573680i roasted a turkey and it came out dry so i'm going to be eating a lot of turkey soup for a while
>>154573680I think I’ll get pizza as well since dominos has a deal
>>154573689Turkey soup is good!
>>154573689I haven’t had turkey since last year
>>154573673bullshit, a key argument yuros always use about how superior soccer is muh pro/rel which means by definition the teams in the "running" are changing (even though they're just punching bags and only once in a blue moon win anything)even if you take away this fact and give them the advantage american sports remain superior in parity
>>154573678it was never about an even distribution of champions like you keep trying to frame it. lets look at the canucks this season, or the sharks last season, a .317% and .354% point percent would not have been the worst record in the nhl any year during the 70s. thats what "parity" is. the spread of teams is much smaller.
>>154573700aren't you atvwar with them?
allegedly kouvola has run out of coca-cola
Oh the fucking yuro hockey leagues use pro/rel which is why sven chose to die on this hill
>>154573719and gary intentionally keeps the nhl on a 2 point system to keep this gap small.
>>154573722Food is a collective gratitude mechanism, it doesn't matter. We all bond through food.
>>154573719It's all about who wins the championship. Regular season records cease to matter the second the playoffs are locked in
>>154573694Their new slice sauce is pretty good
I have a great idea for the next thread...
>>154573713pro/rel is a bit funny because it creates a battle for the shitters, I never said it was better or worse. You sound like a schizo at this point making shit up to argue against
>>154573724now das a late game right there
>>154573725>another ded swedecuck
>>154573751tomorrow's game is gonna be rough lel
>>154573724How quickly can they get more?
Has Stephen become a hockey writer yet? How is he using his degree?
>>154573743What is it? We’re eager to learn
>>154573761Kouvola - Tampere road trip gonna feel like Helsinki - Kemi!
>>154573735so by that definition champions league is the only form of soccer that matters, and that has had a larger diversity of winners over the past 6 seasons than the nhl. you are fucking retarded.
>>154573790>so by that definition champions league is the only form of soccer that mattersand the EPL, yes for club soccer
>>154573737Then I shall order from them tonight
>>154573725probably the right system for them, the huge advantage the best soccer teams in the biggest leagues have in finance and infrastructure doesn't apply to like frolunda
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>>154573790>past 6 seasonsnice cherrypicked timeframe
>>154573795and when aresenal wins it this year, that will be 6 different champions in 7 years, while the nhl only had 6 in that same time, even including this years new winner.
>>154573717based
>>154573229They played a lot of extra games like the kitties, oh well!
