>>154567841
Fake

kiwijeet ai nonces out (KANO)

lol just saw certain friday warrior get btfo at the end of the last thread

30 pullups video will be coming any day now, surely

>>154567863
lol so true

what does "kiwi jeet" actually mean?
jeetan patel? loved that guy

YFO

Bangas good or Pakis bad?

being made to play test cricket in the summer of subcon should be considered an assault

>scores a ton
>gets dismissed on the very next ball
concentration lapse o algo

many such cases

Meetings done for the day so now I can just have a COMFY day watching cricket while pottering away with a few small tasks

Need some county cricket to be injected into my veins please

which county are you from? bangladesh or pakistan?

Pearsmen's bowling attack unfortunately looking quite weak against the best batting lineup in either division, as OHB has been recalled by Warwickshire, and Swanepoel, Allison, and Finch are all injured

But I'm still backing Tom Taylor (best swing bowler in the world) to single-handedly rip through Stokes, Gay, Bedingham, and co

It's one of those fun peculiarities of English sport that the standard in Division 2 is actually much higher than the standard in Division 1 this year

>>154568293
Worcestershire, although I was born in Oxfordshire
I am white (not of the Asian persuasion)

>injected into my veins
>tiktok phrase
the gen z gf impact starting to hit desu. grim

Refuse to believe that "inject it into my veins" is Gen Z, I've been hearing it for years

not following the county
do they even get decent ticket sales or is it all funded by ECB handouts and the donedred now?
seems to be only boomers and the odd millenial (latter just stream it) into it

>>154568402
Usually just a smattering of retired members and a few post-work blow-ins after toil, not like people are gonna take annual leave to go and watch cricket

Weekend attendances a little higher but still a bit sparse, particularly because the people most likely to be interested will often have their own club cricket games on Saturdays

Would be curious to know how much revenue the counties get with the live streams, it's the one thing I watch without ad blocker because I feel like they deserve a bit of money for providing it for free

Update: They're 227/3

>not like people are gonna take annual leave to go and watch cricket
speak for yourself cazzie

>>154568549
Why take annual leave when you can literally just pick up a humble wage from the taxpayer while watching it?

Not sure if choosing to field was the correct choice haha lol

Pat Cummins is 33 today lads

>>154568537
I'd say championship attendances are seemingly the best for as long as I've known it desu

>>154568349
anyone who goes on about "proto gf"* doesn't have a girlfriend.

* = literally only two posters on the whole website and both just happen to use cric

Not terribly sure its the best idea for Essex to bowl first.

Stokes is playing a championship game for Durham for what must be the first time for 4 years.

sickening drop by Harmer in the slips that would have got little chef his first wicket. usually a safe pair of hands.

signs are not good for this match for Essex already.

Cook ROBBED was fucking plum

FUCK Stokes has Lategan already, suspect the game might be over before I have the chance to go on Sunday evening


>>154568707
* former proto

Will Mominul?

wow there's test cricket on for once

Interesting to see Rew opening for Somerset (and already out bowled for 4)
Guess it's with a view to getting into England's side as an opener, but still think it'd be much better to have him in his natural position as 5, 6, or 7

>>154568846
And now Libby is gone as well
Not looking good for the depleted Pearsmen

I went to make some tea and Cook took two wickets, always happens! and then Snater gets one.

Looks like it was the right decision to bowl.

won't be allowed to do 20mm max hangs at local climbing gym soon or I will break the hangboard

is there an election going on or something?
can't say I was aware

>>154568868
The problem is England selectors have made it clear they aren't interested in picking proper FC openers, they want instinctive sloggers; although in fairness I don't think Rew is. But again its extremely annoying that the opener talk is mostly focused on either non-openers or occasionally some kid who hasn't been around long enough to know where the toilets are in the pavilion.

The whole Rew as an opener is so stupid as they see he scores a load of runs and the hysterical media response is "we must have him in the side" but they aren't willing to move anyone around because apparently modern batsmen are so sensitive they can't go from 5 to 4, nor are they willing to drop Bethell, Root, Brook or Smith; really they should just drop Smith and play Rew as keeper at 6. So it means the only spot is to open, despite the fact he doesn't, so now they want Somerset to open with him when he does very well where he is and is keeping wicket in the same match.

Ideally I think they should play someone to in the middle-order or at 3 and with an idea of moving them to open, even when they open at county, but because of the situation they are in they can't get away with it.

Cook has had a bunch of lbw shouts, some of them quite unlucky. Although his first wicket was probably lucky to get given out lol.

GONE GOTTEM Little Chef seals the session with his third

bouldering later

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>Friday
merry Crisco criccy!!
https://youtu.be/DfyNCrX4QiI

>finally come out of hiding after getting called out for videogate last thread
kek
still walking to bouldering at 3pm every day despite having a ''''''job''''''' btw

whatcha talkin about fella
hit me with the deets x

really strong smell of poo in this thread all of a sudden

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right back at ya slick x
https://youtu.be/YPeZCj9C1QY

Wonder if former Pearsman Joe Clarke will ever be talked about for England again

Currently the top run scorer in the country, with an average of 85, and approaching another half century against S*rrey

Suspect his role in the notorious Aussie rapist affair may have cost him

>>154569960
so true
all the deets in the 8th reply ITT btw fat

cricketmen in?

the cricket is in fact on right now

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woke up to 10 missed calls at 7 in the morning.
mom’s flat in istanbul burned down.
place needed work. looks like mom rented it out to some scooter riding four lions arabs who lived like the subhuman rats that they are.
fire partly spread to the other flats so there's bills to cover.
it's an old neighborhood that's getting torn down by the city for some redevelopment shite soon enough so it's whatever. I'll have a look.

>>154570834
thoughts on oguz atay - waiting for the fear?

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finna boutta use pic related on me deck
ama
>>154570834
soz to hear fella x

@154570184
can't count
soz

>>154571138
thoughts on Burhan Öçal¿

toil is over

for now

bbq at my brothers tomorrow
SHALL drink to excess and play criccy in the garden with the kids

'e

>play with the kids
typical noncejeet

How long do you think will international cricket stay relevant? I give it 15 years. India keeps producing the most talented cricketers nowadays and the result is already clear to see in T20Is where India is destroying any opposition in the format with the most volatility. There's some cope internationally that T20 isn't cricket and Test cricket is real cricket but this format is generally decided by bowling ,and it is easier for bowlers to transition across formats. This cope might not exist in 15 years.

I don't think English or Australian sports fans would appreciate a primarily international sport in which they are getting curb stomped at home. A 5-0 whitewash at home might have massive consequences in countries that already have other sports which are more relevant. This has already happened in the West Indies.

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/COUNTY/ Championship, Round 6, End of Day 1:

>Division One

Essex 51/2.
v Hampshire 235.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cwy235xk4n9o
https://youtu.be/DW8wYd9vGYQ

Glamorgan
v Somserset 337/9.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cn0p8l75554o
https://youtu.be/xeSXoEVkaYI

Nottinghamshire 317/7.
v Surrey
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4g8wnle2xvo
https://youtu.be/7LuSgSU6-qg

Sussex 3/0.
v Leicestershire 328.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cpqp9rgwnn5o
https://youtu.be/SAJ1pFuwL-I

Warwickshire 147.
v Yorkshire 110/4.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c74d522ey71o
https://youtu.be/fWr4nT9Sx6A

>Division Two

Derbyshire 342/3.
v Northamptonshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5yev113rlro
https://youtu.be/WKCAlWkp0as

Gloucestershire 325.
v Kent 1/0.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3r2qggrznzo
https://youtu.be/Tn56HcpmLEA

Lancashire 201.
v Middlesex 38/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz62lq6ddzjo
https://youtu.be/GwtA8fZW4SY

Worcestershire 209/7.
v Durham
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c242ne486gvo
https://youtu.be/HfieA10KF3g

Previous round highlights post and table before current round
>>154519220
>>154519220

obvious troll post is obvious

driving to the beach in my ute

Driving to your misses house with my cock

do you mean my missus

>>154573272
my ute has an air compressor on board for such occasions, fella. does urs¿ x

felt like walloping a cricket fan today so I went up to the biggest and meanest lads I could find, turns out none of them had heard of cricket (or were afraid to admit it) which I guess just goes to show that cricket fans are tiny little cowards too afraid to attend the Cavendish mall this afternoon

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>hoc

>>154567841
lol goneski

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>>154567841
oh nonooNkoooo
GOBLINSKIIII
kekKKkk

now take a look at the 7th reply fatty

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>>154569846
chOoooOoon

banned for posting a picture of a cricket player in the cricket general looooooooooooooool

kek what a poothetic thread
kek what a poothetic spoort

Hate Kiwicuck, prefer Kiwilad

>he doesn't know they're the same person

back from driving to the beach in my ute

what ute did you get lad

What are some good Australian films?

an isuzu dmax

never heard of that film

ipoopoo peemax more like LMAO

oh nonono

d-max is fine. same chassis as the bt-50 which, as everybody knows, is THE /cric/ approved ute.

peewee-shitty more like LMAO

oh nonono

blessed are the email senders
for they will inherit the land
blessed are the teams call attenders
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

Bangladesh appear to be on top at this time

gay male benders more like LMAO

oh nonono

oh nonono

Should non Test cricketeers be paid a living wage?
https://thewest.com.au/sport/cricket/contract-crisis-brewing-in-australian-cricket-after-big-bash-league-privatisation-stalls-c-22258978

Anybody watching the cricket?
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZPKAzAAxtzg?si=chId6vkK-dir7sIy

emailbros it's over

anyone tried the new mr beast beef jerky?

>>154581025
That jack links mr beast flavour? Yeah its mid. The jack links sweet and hot is the only good flavour. All jerky is completely mogged by a good biltong though

>>154581041
yep cheers won't have it then

honestly pretty disappointed in mr beast for putting his name to something so mediocre

Morning fellas!

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lads I finally found it

newspaper clipping of a review of a show they played in auckland in the inner cover which is just a big whinge that they didn't play totally wired classic kiwis loathe the myth of the 80s auckland post punk scene

cam on banglas

I've decided to stop posting until the quality of the general improves.

>>154581334
bit of a chicken and the egg situation innit

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Playing golf tomorrow

Pakistan proper bazzing it

is Azan Awais, dare I say it, elite?

>>154581406
High testosterone post

4 hours till i start drinking

ausbros, kiwibros don't forget it's mothers day tomorrow
remember to show mumza you appreciate her

>>154582050
And the wifeza

if i'm awake in 4 hours for some reason, i'll have a beer

>>154581041
so true
biltong is the best thing the Saffers ever made

The best thing about drinking a beer in 4 hours is telling people about it right now

my lancs' jimmy anderson still got it

watching the nrl

>essex having ANOTHER batting collapse
so tired

Dont watch the nrl unless the warriors are playing. Dont want to be seen as a bogan

POTENTIAL 8 POINT PENALTY TRY

strop watching cricket and watch hockey

>>154582521
make the puck bigger

no other choice being watched this 'vning

>>154582525
noone can see the puck just accept it

>Brook and Duckett cucked in the 40s
>Crawley made 1 off 12
Yh great batting

*hovers mouse over flag*

*googles "sweden"*

*closes tab*
*deletes browsing history*

*places hand on hilt of blade*

fuck I've gotten fat lads

>>154582753
are you my ex?

seems unlikely

>>154571296
>>154574054
bwmp

* hovers flag over mouse*

zachy you should stop drinking if you ever want to do 50 chins and get the v5 monkey off your back desu

>>154578487
noice
with a 4JJ3-TCX I4-T fella¿

>>154582050
tabla x

Didn't Zachy claim he was going to conquer v6 last year? Notice that went nowhere

can climb 7a (v6)

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me? i4/i6 kinda fella.ngl
plane x

and at least v8 in massachusetts or Perth

trembling with anticipation at what tomorrow may have in store for me. in the 6163 anything could happen. greater fremantle is truly electric

save the griptonite copes. '''''''7a''''''' lmao. obviously meant a non-asterisked v5

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why would I not be able to climb v5
according to this I should be able to climb v9

v10 desu

looking back on life everything went wrong when deerhunter released monomania (the great betrayal)

>>154583868
good post this
Microcastle might just be the best indie album of all time desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyRfXcuimnA
absolutely no reason why this album failed to make a splash. a full strength daughters without the rape and holding a bold vision for test cricket in lebanon

>>154583915
microcastle or cryptograms or even halcyon digest it's impossible to choose

/cric/ is definitely a deerhunter general
we're not that big on cam winter and his gen z family degeneracy

channel 9 used to play deerhunter (sn*keskin) over cricket highlights actually

>why would I not be able to climb v5
too skinny
not a natural at bouldering
started far too late
unathletic welsh genes

>>154583971
to be fair, being 54kg is a bonus. less weight to lift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXnLttNfp0
back to back bangers

I'm about 75kg. not skinny

>>154584006
yeah, the japs are tiny

and I know I'm not a natural, but I don't care

being tall or large is a disadvantage in many sports
we have already addressed this in cricket but it carries through to golf, squash and some other sports that matter less

>but I don't care
wasn't the point
it's simply why you've been struggling for 2-3 years now to make it out of v4 hell

climbed v5 at city Bloc though and that definitely don't soft
checkmate

can literally climb v8 at vauxwall Donedon

all this bouldering talk making me want to go climbing corr

Mohammad Abbas

can't climb on weekends because the ex might see you struggling up an asterisked v6
she probably warms up with that now

go at weekends a lot

Any sport on today?

yes mate test match on

that's finished mate

>>154583971
kek bodied that freak
he really needs to move on from the cross-fit of gen z

won't be stopping climbing ever, but will avoiding the more reddit of gyms
anyway what do you do couchy, fat neek. nothing

gottem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRoBkTeUOFY mad how they just forgot how to write songs like this

a V4 ceiling with welsh genes is a solid effort desu. that's basically a V7 equivalent. It would take me just 2 weeks of training to get to V4 but that's only because of athletic anglo genes