BRISBANE VS CARLTONafl.com.au
this one was first
this is the thread
this one for me
whats the FUCKING multi
one of the feral neighbours is having a tanty and breaking stuff in the front yard
>>154568408drugs or booze
>>154568411there is an adult child who has moved back in and put her caravan into the front yard, and she just had a melty breaking stuff.
>>154568429mennel elf
what's going on dudes
>>154568449boughta crack a woody and 'join' the kayo stream
>>154568454how did kayo get even more dogshit since last year?
>>154568470they had to change the UI to make it feel inclusive because really it has fuck all on it lol and we'd all start wondering why we bother paying for it
>>154568470Awful combination of Soviet Jew and Saudi money took over
Is this the thread?
kayo needs domestic competition
i've opened the upstairs window to eavesdrop on the neighbour. she has been repairing the caravan and i think she got angry and started tearing some stuff apart. she is talking to someone saying it is all a fucking waste of time
is she a gypsy
>>154568531so it would seem. she is nice enough to talk to for a few minutes, but is clwarly dealing with some shit. she has a couple of kids and said ahe is moving to queensland.
>>154568543wheres the father
>>154568548there is a nice old fella who owns the house. i assume he is her fathet but i don't know. there are around 6 kids, teenaged and older, living there now. most of them have some issues like autism, teans or sonething and all get ndis funding. i know they don't all have the same parents. there are some others i've heard of who don't live there.
>>154568543>moving to queenslanda fate worse than death
upset of the season looms
Lads, broooooce has pooooooosted.
>>154568454Alcoholic fuckhead cunt
we're in the other thread champions
>Can't even get a point just for having a crack.
>>154568641game's gone
>>154568639sorry don't have a reddit account, enjoy tho
sone quotes from the gypsy neighbour>why is the FUCKING light not working>what the fuck is going on in my life>I can't talk about the car right now>it's MY car
>>154568639always that one friend that wants to kick on to the next pub. i'm here, beer is here, why leave
>>154568677fuckingTHISHIS
>all of your friends at the other pub telling you to come join them>you and pete are sitting in some dingy pub on your phones
used to work with a female cousin of logan morris and she was HOT. she also said he was very happy in beusbane when i tried to pry info out of her about wanting to come home, which is a shame
>>154568700based best friend pete
carlton SUCK
me and pete know what the right side of history is desu
>stay in a comfy pub that isn't overcrowded and is quiet enough to have a conversation, everyone is friendly and drinks are cheap>your friends keep coming in trying to drag you into the pub across the street that is playing top 40 shit as loud as they can, it's jam packed full of dickheads but 'it's pumping bro!'
>>154568524why dont you walk over there and help her if you know what i mean
brisbane are a fucking gay ahh team
>>154568756>getting involved with ferals' domestic affairsnaarm good thanks
the other game can't start soon enough
more like ruby snizzliker
ive hit the jackpot family moved into townhouse next door and there are two high school girls years 12 and 11 and a single mum who is a divorced milf
>>154568795DO NOT fuck this up
>>154568795You'll fuck it up.
>>154568795sheeeit
>let's have a look at the harvey norman replay of that mcripper of a coles goal, chief can you talk us through the bunnings buildup and give us an hbf breakdown of what went wrong for carlton?
>>154568795DOES THE MILF HAVE BIG TITS?
>>154568825Mate, what are you talking about. there's no ads during play on fox.
nothing as comfy as an empty pub
>>154568860this desui think we should always make a locals only pub
is zac bailey really worth a mil+ per season
https://youtu.be/2mBoBhmlgTg?si=2LwUABCdJD4f0P-IThis but bye bye vossy
>>154568896Lol no
>KempWhat a genuine blooser
Watching games at the Gabba is shit because of their abomination of ads above the interchange Genuine filth shit
Shaun Burgoyne sounds retarded / drunk
>>154568933he's the worst commentatorwhen he's getting fed what to say in his ear he pausesdei hire
Blues had a good defence formation to start but once again Voss failed to adapt to his opposition changing around players
>>154568876couple of my old locals, good times
MY LEG
>>154568933Really does
>>154568956carpet status?
>>154568987what brings you to this pub ameriman
Why are there two threads?
>>154569038Footy.
>>154569041Because there's two games.Or because people are thread splitting fuckwits desperate for attention that they got to make the thread for the night.Take your pick.
Watching zesty jumped up faggots in suits, with an IQ in the 80s if they're lucky, is my second least favourite part of footy after the footy itself, which has been utterly ruined by the frauds at AFL House and their vermin agent umpires
>>154569076fact ICBM
>>154569068u mad bro?
>>154569076dangerously based take
>>154569041the other one is for homosexuals
both of these games (or gaymes) are SHIT
Is this Blues team the most mentally weak team ever? They're not even failing in the highest pressure moments - just any suggestion of pressure and they turn into a bucket of lukewarm piss
>>154569064
Turned off the footy because neither game is worth watching
>>154569210another scheduling masterclass brought to you by afl house
carlton are legit dangerous next year
>>154568956lovely old pubs
da BONT looks sore
the south remembers
da BONT
here come da bloos
HERE COME DA BLOOOS
da BLOOS
>>154569301>>154569320Is this real or just another meme
oops meant here come da poos (in my pants) haha
sam walsh is nothing to what he used to be
>>154569341he has embraced mediocrity and signed his career away to the poos
charcoal chicken and scalloped potatoes for dinner
Best sauces for a HSP?
Lions are about to pull a Carlton
>>154569381tzatziki, nandos extra hot, barbecue
>>154569381garlic, chilli, bbq
wait a minute. why are there no abhorrent posts ITT?
>>154569395the holy trinity
there's a cute young blonde blues brother (female) in the crowd
carlton has won the nog
night lads
night mate see you same pub tomorrow
Not a bad finish that
Who's got the porn
Lester the molester
nick daicos the gaycos
carlton won the moral victory
Please call me crisp
good morning guys
can't believe I used to like the cold weather when I was younger, hot weather clearly mogs the cold.
>>154574332probably because you lead a sedentary life
>>154574535yeah I did in the past but now I like to leave me house and it sucks when it is cold af
>>154574547just start training. Cold weather's the best for running, summers shit for training
>>154574591>runningnah I want my heart to last into old agealso I get like enough cardio at work where I walk around 20k steps on average a day
>>154574609thats a myth mate
morning sunshine
>no gay posting>no jordan lewis posting>no iykwim haha>no turdo autism>no pornmaybe we always need two threads
go back
where tf is everyone
i'm right here mate. what's crackin? i'm watching nausicaa.
Sarah looking good, love her in tight jeans, would love to peel them off to unveil her wet pussy
>>154569381garlic, peri peri and a squeeze of lemon or lime, real niggas know this
whose playing today?
>the afl has killed /afl/yep, expected
>>154578391afl.com.au
bumping for lols
I went to bed and both threads are still up. WTF, /alf/?
is this the thread
there are three alfs in the cataloguecertain man has been slacking
>>154578916only if you don't like penises
im so happy i got to see that collingwood/hawthorn game a few weeks ago. what an exciting game for a new fan
>>154578979cats v pies tonight could be a ripper, they have a history of great contests. amazing atmosphere at g with 90k people there too.
kek at sydney
>>154579100she's so pretty
>>154579082kek at u
do you think my big totty redhead norf gf is there today?
just got back from toilkanga kanga kanga
gayo makes it so hard to find full replays nowno cunt i dont want the mini i want the FULL REPLAY
>>154579632saar pls redeem new ui
>>154579632You mean like the ones on afl.com.au?https://www.afl.com.au/matches/match-videos?comp=1
>>154579598how was work champ?
>>154579676i'm aware of those, but it's only ch7 commentary (if those games are on ch7). sometimes i like to choose between that and fox if i prefer one set of commentary in particular.
This thread is about to be invaded by poofs worse than Australia with Indians
>>154579745Picky Clint.
Wonder if Carey and Stevens will have another biff tonight at the 96 reunion
Coming to save this shit thread. You’re nothing without me and don’t you forget it.
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>154579100S E XYMBOL
>>154579756>invaded worse than Australia with IndiansSimply not possible.
you've come crawling back now huh, anything to say yourself?
get the feeling we all hate each otherwhy are we here
>>154579775let me tell you about micksperg, turdo and nrlsperg...
>>154568340Neither Ashcroft kid looks anything like Marcus
>>154579100>>154579774Kinda CORRRRRR when her face is obscured.
>>154579677yeah pretty chill, not too busy, was rostered with a guy i like working with so didn't mind going in today
>>154579781Were it not for my civility and respect for protocol I would’ve skipped this thread completely and baked a new one.
>>154579790Cool story brah
do we really have to post in this awful thread
>>154579788you don't become a global star with a shit face but mint body (you'd end up like violet myers)
>>154579782>why are we hereI have literally no where else to be or anyone to join.
>>154579801pedo
and so it begins
I vote we make a newwy
>>154579632for me it's how despite setting AFL, cricket and motorsport to my 'favourites' every time I open the tab in the browser the first thing up is NRL
>>154579801How old is this woman?
jack rewoldt has a fuckin shit haircut
>>154579809go make your own thread then and stay there champ
>>154579817>PLAY ON NOT 15
>>154579810league has more viewers so the algorithm shows it to ya
>>154579810yep same shit with meand the new home page of random sports only shows each one for like 2 seconds so i have to click between them before it keeps showing me irrelevant shit again
>>154579810yeah wtf. it was already shit last year but this is beyond the pale.
>>154579823Fuck you. There’s 4 games on today and none of them are Brisbane v Carlton. It’s not right.
>>154579100i would run my dick on that rail all around the stadium
>>154579827no, foxtel owns the franchise league
>>154579847dont make me tap the stats
>>154579803>violet myersNo idea who that was so googled. Youtube Q&A said her favourite anime to watch is Solo Levelling, so she seems like a top bird.
>>154579803>Violet MyersQueen of the Butterfaces
i dont want to post itt, just look at how many times OP samefagged to keep it alive. its pathetic and embarrassing
for me, it's sophie dee
>>154579889me and my best mate pete were having a nice time without you, jog on
CAN'TSTANDYA
>>154579913youve barely touched your beer mate
commentators describing aboriginal players using any of the following terms is RACIST and MUST STOP IMMEDIATELYElusiveEvasiveSlipperyImpossible to hold ontoGreasyFleet-footedNimbleAgileCageyPoacherPhantomShiftyArtfulHard to pin downDifficult to track downAlways on the moveBreaking tacklesand all equivalents thereof
Why do Port keep losing "close" ones?
>>154579937Not good enough to win innit
scheduling sheezel's game on shabbat is HIGHLY antisemitic and i shall be submitting a report to the commission
Umps have lost the plot yet again
*kicks it 20m**lispy poof voice* NOT FIFTEEN PLAY ON
papley is the quintessential swancarries on against shit sides, goes missing on grand final day
>>154579892Annoying voice and coal burner but I have masturbated to her work on numerous occasions
>>154579954theyve closed the roof so technically after sundown and dark
>NO ADS DURING PLAY*shrinks your screen to serve you a huge animated banner*
freo will be legit dangerous with warner next year
>>154579998now THAT is some grade a talmudic pilpul, you might be a rabbi son
>>154580002They won’t have the cap space. He extended for one last shot at a flag then he’ll be going to Iggs for the cash
CHAD WARNER'S RELENTLESSLY HANDSOME COCK BALLS AND ANUS ON DISPLAY
I just can’t see this Brisbane side ever achieving anything with the cultural issues they have
chad warner's hairline is relentlessly grim
>4.4 vs 7.0 set shots
>>154579817SHE'S 22, southafrican whore. dad owns heaps of property in capetown,
>>154580028it will even out, north won't miss from here and sydney will miss everything. trust the plan
swans win lol
I have heard a well travelled englishman say capetown is the only city in the world more beautiful than sydney
Norf win
mmmmmm that goal umpire can get on my dick
Passionately tongue-kissing the cute girl goal umpire right on the anus
>>154580052nearly as many indians too. yeah, its gorgeous. stellenboch too./
>>154580026he has a good face that works well with his buzzcut for it to not matter
>>154580061do women like this
>>154580056down cunt.
>>154580052safe to say hes never been to japan
Is the lizard related to the wizard?
>>154580074Some do, some don’t, some will insist they kiss your anus instead.
>>154580074yep dome it on a few, it is how you get them willing to try anal. only do it if they have showered recently though
loom
How often should i wash my ass in the shower?I dont like touching that area
>>154580086>some will insist they kiss your anus insteaddamn maybe i should get a gf after all.....
imagine having xavier duursma in your team
>>154580099More often... clearly.
imagine having yaz durrsma as your missus
>why do they call him the lizard?
Heeney gives me the ick
>>154580125crisp heterosexual
>>154580125i used to not mind him, then he got stupid tattoos
>>154580125yeah cant stand blonde dudes like thatthey always think they are so cool at school
>>154580140they usually are though
>>154580117i can't think of a funny reply but good post
>>154580162thanks
allens snakes alive taste way better than the snakes from the natural confectionary co
uh oh stinky
>>154580140move on petal.
>>154580099>I dont like touching that areaProperly every shower.Soap the hand up and go to town. Clean your hand (with nail brush) and rinse the area properly.Maybe even give it a round two with the facewasher after, but that depends how often you change/wash the facewasher. If you'll be reusing it then it's a bit too much ick for me.
collingwood supporters get right in there when cleaning their arseholes
>>154580202How much do these instructions change for heterosexual men?
>>154580099its not gay to wash your own ass with soap
>>154580215We refer to them as washcloths. That's it.
>>154580215Girls don't want to go down on you and smell your shit wafting over.
Umpball on full display in this ripping contest.
>>154580213me too but only because i'm paranoid about stinking like shit
>>154580227feeling a bit uneasy about all your norf predictions champ?
>>154580213Joffa showing the youngsters how it's done.
>>154580247Cats supporter, can't help but notice norf are getting anally raped by some decisions tbqh
>>154580099i wash it every time i shit. imagine walking around like a dirty street shitter just because you think its gay to be clean
>>154580256Bidet / bum gun? Shower? Standing at the sink?
Joffa unironically bumfucked a little boy
>>154580256so you take a shower at work when you take a shit?or you doing your dirty work in the sink?
>>154580264Yuck, gay.
Rosas isn’t much chop when not playing on Jiath.
just having brekky now
>>154580282what's for brekky?
>>154580285vegemite toast and coffee
>>154580291I had that for breakfast but I had tea instead of coffee and I was still hungry so had yoghurt after. I hope you’ve enjoyed reading this.
north will win this
>>154580303Hope so desu senpai.
>>154580277dubs confirmi can't believe jiath is playing outside the vfl still desu
of course their is a big pride flag in the sydney cheer squad
It will be a draw
Kick........ THE BALL
CUNNINGHAMMMM
Let off.
if harry was a pog fucker he'd be cumminham
>>154580262>>154580266bottle of water if public stall but only with wetting the paper, or wash my arse in the sink at work with soap because its a private restroom. feels good walking around clean
>>154580354crisp me
cum in ham
Need some pornstars with fat asses or big, natural tits.
It’s Norfie Time
the israeli missile
what is this jewish hymn goal music
OY VEY
Go Norf
>>154580369Did you think Sheezel was an Italian name?
There will be no loom today :(
fucking hell north 13.11 you blue cunts win this shit
loomers?
fucking howie always goes off too early
>shitneykekKEK K E K
First to 100 usually wins
Excited yelling is the lamest commentary 'mick except being a woman
>>154580250norf have been kissed on the dick most of this game, gotta make the grannyboomers in attendance feelgood. swans are fucken class.
howie kek
could have been a decent match if norf weren't getting reamed
Norf’s set shot kicking has been utterly disgusting.
They showed Kingy on the telly before and he looked three sheets to the wind already
>>154580317>says the bloke in the thread thats spent the last half hour intently debating proper anus washing technique
i could have been a good footy player if i wasn't a fat spastic manlet
If norf scored more goals they could have won
imagine the aggressive footyjobs zane will get from yas after the game thanks to thqt goal
>>154580420hey kingy, get an uber later
this game was north's for the taking
Leigh Matthews rule
>>154580317it's the gay capital of australia mate why would that surprise you?
>>154580400i thought mick wnbaw
>>154580430sorry champ malcolm blight rule supersedes it
norf can still win this..please
>>154580429more sheezels, less calebs. solved.
It’s funny how the only job they can find for these useless slags the afl makes them employ is to hold up signs
>more sheezelscrisp bibi
is she menstruating
the aussie accent is so grating
>>154580429Yeah and then their captain completely shit the bed, that’s why they’re going nowhere lmao
I've been telling you blokes all week that norf will win and I like to wank to balck guys and talk shit and run away and hide when I am proved wrong every week
>going nowhere>exposing the flag favourites as memeground umpbabbiesokay champ
>>154580454FOW
>>154580454only on womenmen sound funny
>>154580425disregard this i'm watching fta and only just opened the threadzane's not getting any wincest tonight
>>154580224Really sums it up.
Norf’s goal kicking has literally ruined my day.
>>154580466oh it starts again.they.beat.your.team.dickhead.
>>154580317>>154580437Its more of a swans thing since NRL doesnt appeal to limp wristed homos
North blew it, Sydney are still frauds
>>154580451corrr wouldn't mind sleeping with her 14 days into her menstrual cycle iykwim haha
Another cucktoria humiliation ritual from the premier state coming up next
>>154580478RU OK swanspoof? they haven't played my team yet dickhead
any syd lads going to the pies game this friday
another win
>>154580495I don't know what you mean.
swans too good!
Not a norf supporter but that was some umpball fuckery on another level lads.
moral victory to the roos
do you keep all your copes organised in an excel doc or do you just say something hoping its vaguely relevant?
>>154580438heh
>>154580505i mean i wouldn't mind scoring a behind on her pitch iykwim haha
>>154580466>lost>exposedThis is what norf fans have to hang onto lmao, “honorable losses” that’s why they’re a minnow club
>>154580519why do normies love this movie so much>omg pussy was on the screen for 0.2 seconds!!!!!!!!!
>4/5 remaining games this weekend are dogshitsigh
>>154580499i'm fine, why would'nt I be. Your team is brizzy. swans beat you. you crippled guilden. and still lost.
>>154580508yep it was pretty bad
Reminder that the """ACT""" is nothing but an officially recognised cope for the sake of whiny cucktorians.The nation's capital is in NSW.
>>154580508The norf blokes holding swans players all day or that drilled throw the head back for the free every time they go near the ball?kek get fucked cunt umps were keeping norf in it
>>154580527two great nrl games tonight
>>154580519>that would've got the boys upwhat did he mean by this
fucking oppenheimer
Couldn’t imagine anything worse than living in Melbourne or Sydney
>>154580530reckon anyone saying cucktorians is the whiny one.
>scrape over the line against north>start lashing out about brisbaneFUCKING KEK 2024 really did a number on those swanpoofs minds
>>154580543living in the same abode as you.
flag reunion statusbulldogs:rektnorf:rektlol, no serong mccartin curnow or gulden and still winhow good are the swans
>>154580354>Wetting the paperDoesn't that make the paper rip and ball up whenever it touches your skin?>Bottle of water in the toiletDo you drink from it later or throw it out? Can't imagine spending $3 to take a poop.>wash my arse in the sink at workPhysically IN the sink? Was wondering how you'd stop it from running down your legs (do you get fully naked, including socks/shoes?) if you were standing, but even sitting in the sink means water will run down your legs and introduce the possibility of damaging the sink.How do you dry it? Toilet paper again?
>>154580536i don't know or care what that is
>>154580543FuckingT H I SHIS
>>154580527Dumb non footy knowing faggot
>>154580547you focus on swans too much to be healthy. how shit is your team? can't be half as shit as your life is lol
how goods sydneyhope your mum enjoyed the game swans seether, north tried hard but ultimately failed, scary how shit sydney played and still won lmao
>>154580547he's really mindbroken, tilting at windmills like piesperg does. quite worried for him tbqh.
>>154580519Didn't know what the the joke was about before realising I'd never seen the move and was thinking of Fatal Attraction.
>>154580262>Standing at the sink?i climb onto the mfer for a hot soapy bum wash
>>154580507How come the Swans have sex symbols (heterosexual) at their games and we don't?
>swans win>alf has a meltytop kek
If the tap spout isn't touching your anus then you aren't washing properly.
>>154580547It’s honestly concerning at this point.
>>154580563mums had a mad time, she loves footy, which is hard in an nrl and epl senpai. I bought her the abo shirt. I'm not a seether, I support them. does seether mean something different?
kekCLASSIC
got the marvel wifi pw lads
>>154580226no but steven fellate iykwim haha
new place doesn't have one of those moveable shower nozzles, i miss them
>>154580595>24Hasn't been changed for years.
I’d move to Queensland but I’m too poor to afford the move and the housing market there is arguably the worst in Australia currently.
>>154580595crisp
>detach the shower head>turn it to jet mode>assume the power position>"clean my ass"
>>154580608i do this to get all the poo out before i have a crack with the dildo
>beat carlton by 11 in their faggotaoir>carltonhilarious saying anyone else "scraped" a win.
its not that deep broenjoy the win
>>154580620>sydfag seething this hard about the team that raped his two years agoTime to move on.
>>154580554>Doesn't that make the paper rip and ball up whenever it touches your skin?you use heaps of paper to avoid this, first bundle you wet, then you get heaps more afterward as fortification>Do you drink from it later or throw it out?i always have a separate bottle for this in my backpack, its empty most of the time and ill fill it up at the tap before i go in to shit so no, it aint something i drink out of>Physically IN the sink?yes, physically in the sink, with the hand wash soap from the dispenser. im tall enough to get my arse in the sink to take care of the business, when i stand back up water does drip down but its just clean soapy water if you washed it right, and no i don't take off my pants or anything just lower it so they don't get in the sink with you. and dry my arse with the thick ply paper hand towels beside the sink and give the sink a wipe down too theres shit in the sink, rarely tho cos im not an animal. they sell wet wipes for men now to wipe their arse but i dont think its environmentally friendly, and just use whats already available to me
>>154580526It was a different time.
my team just won lads
>>154580651It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
south east asia has the bum gun next to the shitter rather than toilet paper for the most part. blasting your doughnut with high pressure water instead of wiping is SO fucking cash.
my bf promised to fuck my arse real good if our team sydney won, i am a happy man
In hindsight moving Luke Parker on fo Taylor Adams was probably a mistake
>>154580651we don't get 10 movies that good in a decade anymore
>>154580675stop watching marvelslop?
only person living in the past is you son.
>>154580682>it’s only capeshit that is the problem nta but you’re retarded.
>>154580682my team plays there :(
>>154580682don't do this it creates mustard gas
>>154580682i don't and haven't since the first deadpool
Another game another jumper clash
Sup bitches
>>154580650>when i stand back up water does drip down but its just clean soapy water>Co-worker gossip: Have you noticed whenever anon goes to the toilet he comes back with wet pants?
>>154580690okay but half of that list is made up of abject dogshit.the bodyguard, home alone 2, lethal weapon 3, batman returns, sister act and bram stoker's dracular would have have youtube pinheads making twelve hour videos explaining in excuciating detail why they're slop and how hollywood is DEAD DYING if they came out today. don't be retarded.
>>154580708a few good men is a banger though
>>154580710pause
>>154580651What an utterly grim year.>>154580675Name the good movies from the list.
>>154580710the one scene is. like a lot of 80s and 90s movies the rest of the film is pretty dull buildup for the one scene.
>>154580661Don't understand how you can use the bumgun without having water splash everywhere.t. fatguts.
>>15458070890s slop is infinitely more watchable than the shit produced today. yeah it was cheese but at least it wasn't retardedly laden with overt culture war propaganda.
>>154580715Aladdin and A Few Good Men
>>154580715Aladdin, Basic Instinct, Batman Returns, A Few Good Men, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Wayne's World.
>>154580726all shit
>>154580715all of them except for home alone 2 and the bodyguard
>>154580721unc please. it was dogshit slop then and called out as such.>oh wayne's world is great didn't you see them sing bohemian rhapsody? SO ICONIC. ignore the rest of the movie being extremely hit or miss short sketches strung together with a nonsensical story played out by nothing characters.
>>154580729based and true
>>154580721
:)
in the 90s we just called culture war propaganda environmentalist messaging
>>154580744Who have they beaten?
>>154580734the bo raps scene will be remembered long afyter you and you favourite movie is dead and forgotten
>>154580749the reigning premiersmad?
>>154580734>nonsensical story It’s completely straightforward until it does multiple endings.
>>154580734wayne's world is a very fun watch. name any comedy from the last 5 years that's even close?
>GWS' banner against EssendonESSENDONStrengths:Weaknesses: 7916 Days
>>154580749bad luck this week champ, have to save up your insults for next game (again) kek
>>154580752not when it mattered kek
>>154580763REKT
Robin William's genie was too over the top to the point it was annoying.Will Smith's remake was a lot better if you remove the nostalgia goggles.
zzz...
>>154580768someone seems to be living in the past. Bit concerning. where are you on the ladder laddy?
>>154580768keep seething lmao
>>154580777>>154580779everyone remembers the may premiers
how goods sydney
sick of youse blokes i'm walking the dogs
le bow and arrow man :)
I’m not writing off the swans yet, they are looking beautifully primed for another grand final belting
>ladderdoes swanspoof think this is the EPL or some other mickey mouse cosmopolitan "sport"?
>>154580793>>154580797there they are KEK
yep i'm thinking gym, then back in time for cats pies
when was the last good comedy? seems like a dead genre.
Draw in the vfl
In my late teens I thought about joining my clubs cheer squad
>>1545808132014, 2016, 2022 and 2024 grand finals
>>154580815>vfl tassie are 5-1-1 or something alreadyi'm not ready for them to come into the afl and to be good straight away
'burgs win now dosn winez as
>choose team, recent premiers are a safe bet>say other teams are shit/frauds/homos/exposed/umpbabbies/cheadbabbies etc>refuse to elaborate>samefag agreement , safety in numbers!>deny deny denyor ignore>say kek if you can't think of anything >random year is also good, keep em guessing!>if they have a drugs, betting or homosexual weakness, exploit it.>reactionfaces are spicy. again they will be guessing. it will infuriate them. keep the reaction pics nonsensical. >feel free to contradict yourself. it's their thing held dear but its just a target to shitpost to you.
>>154580797lol bet youre a bit cranky the swans won AGAIN. youve been waiting for weeks to pile shit on em, better luck next time! hahaha
Dying for some durrys
>>154580809I enjoyed The Nice Guys, but that was... Jesus, ten years ago.
Do you guys like Asian women?
>>154580831The nice guys and game night are the only good comedies from the last 15 years
>>154580828we only arc up to people who act like massive poofs and deserve it
>>154580834prefer blokes mate
>>154580763lol someone mother media department is pretty funny. Their social media game has been above the other clubs for a while.
>>154580834I heard they have sideways vaginas
>>154580845They don't.
>choose team, recent premiers are a safe betSo not Sydney then
does stringer have a barcode tattooed on his neck
>>154580834no, they fall in the uncanny valley
>>154580837>wecan me and all my based frens join your sekret klub?
>>154580834>Wide shoulders>Waist and hips are saem width>No thighs>No bushSwapping to Indians was the best thing Albo did.
How many roads must a man walk down?
WHY CANT I LOG INTO SPORTSBET ಠ_ಠ
>>154580836>game nightI'll have to put that on the list. Cheers.
>>15458085742.
why do you never see indians with fake tits?
>>154580857none if he owns an eletric veichle
Just hit up the ticket seller chick for a date. Reckon she'll say yes next time for sure, yeah I got game ama
>>154580869I only see Indian males Indian females are invisible to me
>>154580869They are genetically blessed to not need them.
if major payne was released today it would be the best comedy of the decade
>>154580875Bit gay.
>>154580869
>>154580873last time i went to a game the food vendor i checked out with was super smiley and friendly to memost friendly a woman has been towards me in years
>>154579100she fuckin lawrence mooney?
heh
Comedy movies simply cannot compete with memes.
>>154580834no but steven assimilate
>>154580892That's her dad.
Sydney Heeney
>>154580879no they're just often overweight
>>154580902I really really really like this image
>>154580926Feel free to save it :)
>>154580654based
fat chicks with big tits and hairy pussies are kino
my team is the retarded spastic fuckhead iggs and they play tomorrow
is there anything better than a thick veiny cock
luv a good 'me me
>>154580902I went to school with Joshua miller
>>154580945How come he never watched the simpsons?
my swans would heem both these peems
>>154580935agreed
I believe in the footy gods
speaking of swans, the blackies have heaps of cygnets right now
>>154580901LMAOOOO
supporting sydney seems so performative
>>154580834Yes I do.Last 3 fuckbuddies i had before my current white gf were Asian. Unfortunately I want to have kids that look like myself and not an Elliot Roger hapa mistake.So I must marry a white woman. But id have an Asian side piece if I could get away with it.
Why do you blokes like the footy so much?
BKIBF
when you're effortlessly good, those that can't be good despite their best efforts will think you're performative
>>154580988
nate caddys mums tits
My mate asked me if I want to play some Xbox with him tonight :)
Carn the bloodstained n’s
>when the flogs in green try to get you over the line 2 weeks in a row but your team is so dog shit they cant even stumble over the line with help from the scumps>getting only 33,000 to a prime time friday night gameTARPS FUCKING LOOMS for poort tranny faggots
>>154580962where's this
>>154580988I don't bro. hasn't been good in years
>>154580998good mark but his height makes it look much less impressive desu
the bombies are on fire
>>154581002would make a good op image
>>154581022It's clearly shopped
>>154580988the hot guys
>>154581038damn
>GWSUtterly grim. Going to change their name in disgrace.
>GWSStrengths: Song, colours, facebook memesWeaknesses: Fans, success, being an actual football club
>>154581002you always say this but never post them
>>154581049search the archive , they’re on there, don’t wanna get banned
>>154581055just link it in catbox or some shit
>scraped by norf smellbourne by 8 pointsi'm not convinced by fraudney. good teams THUMP the roose
>>154581066the kangas are legit dangerous this year
new>>154570428
>>154581066Like last season when the premiers beat them by...
forgot nik cox existed
>>154581086how could you forget about N. Cox?
cox down back
some no name just posted
n word cocks
>>154581096
this will be an indian nation in 20 years
Bombies seem to play well interstate but dogshit in Melbourne
>>154581110I miss when the Chinese were our biggest threat
>>154581110Far far less than that. Our current government is committed to increasing immigration levels much higher than they are currently. There are more Indians than people in USA, Europe and Australia combined. The only thing stopping more coming is available plane flights to Australia.
>>154581022wetlands near home
thread splitting faggots inbound
drank choc milk and i think it was off, didn't taste weird but guts are fucked up
my only chance at getting ahead in life is sports betting
2nd thread is in the oven. Waiting patiently for threadsperg to make his low effort slop :)
baking
Baking a thread
>>154581121but whites are still the majority chud
new >>154581171>>154581171
>>154581175Fucking faggot.
>>154581169Only barely the majority in the US, but whites are already the minority by births in the US and probably not far behind in Europe. You only need to give it another 50-100 years and whites wont be a majority anywhere.
>>154580834Love em. Second favourite after white women and it’s a close second.