/gane/ formally /heem/ presidential editionheemvious>>154562247
Ganelicous
Gane finner work chubby chama
excellent thread
>>154569328tremendous thread
Tatsuro Taira has a gay face.
KWABStricksissy got emotionally HEEM'd by Khamzat. MMA Joey with the based takes as always
>>154569655>amerimutt sexpat is suspiciously defending muslims kek
Man, the general post levels and entertainment value from these generals is so resoundingly awful I can see why participation died. You're all a bunch of low IQ browns just repeating phrases at each other and covering each other in metaphorical shit. Literal monkeys. Crazy
>>154569328Saluting rn
stricker by round 4 cardiac heem a la abusupiyan
>>154569685>Leaf flagSpotted the Poopjeet
>>154569655Common Joey W
>>154569328Cumshot is gonna get killed if StrickCHUD wins so he knows what's on line
>>154569730Busdaddy had Shota piggy squirtin albeit
Sadly the press conference will be the most fun thing about this fightCumrag will leg hump strickkk
>>154569710Night crew is better when the Brit is gone
>>154569753>American SexpatMmmm so sad
Ching Chong Chomo gooning on 4chan at 4AM to escape xer spamdaddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLvdkpfobpkWEIGH IN SHOW LIVE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLvdkpfobpkgay-ins are live
gooning is not good for your mental healtrh
>>154569466Most Asian men have little girl faces
STRICKGOD FIRST ON THE SCALE185 ON THE DOT
Kvassmat Chimaev
I have to admit Gane always got the best outfits out of the whole roster
BREAKINGKhumslut's WHITE piggydaddy will be walking out with him and will be in his CORNERIf he loses... this humiliating failure will have grave consequences... Khamzat will reportedly have to replace the fourth story window of Kadyrov's mansion, by HAND
>>154570002>gulp<
lol
>khamzat still hasn't weighed inuhhhhh zatsisters... are we cooked?
lets make it a great Friday theres only so many in a fight week
Cormier tarnished any bit of legacy he had left
DC is such a smug gag about wrestling. We get it you almost made the US team now stand and bang
>>154570103what is he doing now
Daniel Coonmier
>>154570002Khamzat getting starched in front of his dictator daddy and subsequently going missing would be pure kino
>>154570131>what isn’t he doing waiting his turn to speak
i hqv3 q shoot hangivver and there diong cbnstruxriom outside i'm gay and love aspinall btw not sure why that's important
Oh, is there a fight tonight? I had no idea
Big fight week means my filipina ladyboy call girl is locked in and set to arrive for the main card. We will enjoy the heems and some ‘za together and then I’ll be plapping that bussy while watching dana’s bald head discussing the gate on the post fight presser
Ms Sanko looking absolutely beautiful! Pakistan send their regards
>>154570176paws off pal
Turns out the rumor I heard may have been true. Hopefully Khamzat makes it in time.
>>154570165no one linked me the russia tuf where i can watch the king bully the whale and make him say nigga
>I like meat on my boneWhat did Sanko mean by this
>>154570202https://youtube.com/shorts/YN1pfMuVX8Y?si=o4mcztCn1ZtALucY
>>154570202Dream it, it’s what I did. Anything is possible when you Boneslieve
>>154570218you know damn well what she meant>>154570222bless you b
hey guys I'm from the future khamzat blows his knee out jumping up and down before the fight
>Top 3 dominant fighters in UFC history1. Jones2. Silva3. Mighty Mouse
We are herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/qkhhnhzr9BE?si=_UuhotufYMNWl08H
>dc is better at eating than me>*scoff scoff* oh fuck off *slurp* *smack* you just *burp* you just *munch* you just got taken down by a lightweight joe>my name's jon daniel>i know what *loud sip* i know what your name is jon>i bet you do daniel>*angry fat dc*
D.C is drunk as fuck
>>154570244Ortega did this and won
>>154570267t city is in his own class
I think Daniel wants to murder Dan Helley
Sanko a down ass bitch
>>154570266he just hit the drunk yawn
Gianni the Greek is a fucking ghoul, straight out of megaton nigga
>imma gowit da dawlg >I like dos ahwds
Zat still hasnt weight in??
*smacks weidmans ass*>dont put that thing in front of me like that. *chuckles*
>>154569328Man, imagine if Strickland wins. The meltdowns that would follow would be absolutely hilarious. God I hope he wins
Driving with a bud light to celebrate ufc 328 weigh ins. Cheers!
>>154570330Unc's drunk and wildin
>>154570329Xhe's still emptying Daddyrov's pozzed loads out of xher bacon fridge.
>>154570339Hes going to wrestle the card guy
These trading cards feel jewey as fuck
>>154570353They've got some bad energy between them
>>154570355>PSA 8Cormiers record>PSA 9Jon Jones record>PSA 10Shavkats record
>>154570265huh?
Hazmat hasn’t weighed in
>>154570267blame it on the modelo
>congrats on all the hits the most exhausted exit lol
>>154570410Poor intern got sent into the lions den. Would you risk being around a booze adderall'd D.C to be within smelling distance of Sanko?
>>154570329Im hearing hes 7.5 pounds over right now.
>>154570426Knew he wasn’t going to make the scale
>>154570259based ONE chad
UFC 328: Strickland vs Nickal
who da fuk is that guy
Based fat cunt
GODsumeci spotted!
>>154570474are you a jap or on the base?
Musemeci adopted the dern-Brazil cadence
I think d.c would drown his son if he was like musumeci
>>154570486none of the above, i'm an english teacher
>>154570453Strickland vs Costa when that Swede misses weight
bussyumeci squeezed the juice outta me guys
Sources are saying Khamzat injured his foot last night when he kicked Sean and is struggling to complete his weight cut.
Self heem!
>>154570511the state...
What happens if Khamzat miss weightsDoes he get removed from UFC?
>>154570497LOL fuck of course you are
>>154570074fighting the loser is the most logical next move for him
>>154570522stripped of the belt and only Strickland can win the belt. If khamzat wins, then he just wins the bout not the belt
>>154569753nah im not, but you are 100% a sexpat who ran away to chase yerrow pussy, and now that you're failing to achieve it you're malding kek
>>154570497any hype for tatsuro over there?
>>154569655i know everyone memes on joey, but he really is such a spiteful, hateful person. he's drunk all the time, and it was making me angry at first that he's so ignorant and stupid and clickbaiting, eventually I realized that it's not like regular trolls. he's actually an alchy midwit with no IQ at all. It's actually really sad, especially with the amount he lies to his viewers. over half his live viewers at a time are haters that don't talk to him and he's just kicking and banning people or insulting them every stream.
>>154570526yup, they get bitter as fuck when they realize they're still massive loser in asia. most normal(white) men can fuck asians relatively easy.
Khamzat cant make weight. Proves yet again weight cutting is retarded
>>154570563he shaves his mustache so he can LARP like a brazza lmao, he's gay as fuck and just wants to get let into the sauna rooms
>Weidman's grey streakall my favorites are old now>>154570550i didn't even know he was fighting until i started watching the Embeddeds for this ppv tbqh
a u r a -_-
>>154570565Im sure the guy thought he would be a Adonis there and fucking girls nonstop. Ill bet it hurt when he realized he is the same loser there that he was wherever he was from. Or maybe hes actually like the Pleasure Man
theyre still hyping this non title main event up huh?
Mooselimb here who can't handle the negativity towards muslims as a result of Khamzat kicking Strickland. Should I drink alcohol to improve my banter handling skills?
>>154570568He'll make it, hes making Sean sweat like he did as a child.
I CAM FOR EVERYBODY I THE CHAMP!>dies making weight
>>154570581>i didn't even know he was fightingdaang, i was hoping jap's liked the ufc more and we would get more of their guys eventually
If fight doesn't get cancelled I'll fuck my girlfriend in her pussy tonight
dc wouldn’t act like this if he were dana White
why do people think the khamzat/Sean beef is real, they're both just talking mindless shitit's braindead stuff
in AMERICAits HOESAYOKAY?????
Sanko is morphing into prime brandi love
the fight won't get cancelled if ratlip misses weight you goofshe gets stripped and only sean is eligible to win the belt
you have to be physically fit to fight. Costa is being flown in. GG Sweden
khamzat drank too much dictator cum lmao
>>154570661sean could decline which would be a lil kek but how you gonn a kick a guy and not make weight
>>154570661Its harelip you manipulative freak.
He had how long to prep his cut lmao
>>154570683in AMERICA its RATLIP
>>154570623for what it's worth i've been out of the MMA loop for a while, this is the first card this year i've followed closely. people here love inoue though, probably the biggest athlete after ohtani rn>>154570658she's still so fucking hot.
>>154570683His name is Ratlip.
Zatbussy too busy bouncing on it crazy style for Kadaddyrov
not into josh van and his ebonics
KHAMZAT DIDNT SHOW UP THE FIGHT IS CANCELLED WOWWWWW
HE MADE ITnice
Chimaev rolled in with his resting bitch face
>>154570701Oh shit he fell down on the stage
>>154570694>inouefun to watch, last fight against nakatani was decent
FAT NIGGA DOWN
>ive had a couple beers >whoops former champs
KHAMZAT JUST DIED RIGHT NOW WOOW WOWOWO WOWWOOW THE FIGHT IS FUCKING CANCELLED ITS OVER
>>154570698Your presidents get killed the moment they stop sucking. Why do you think this is.
DC is in the uncontrollable volume stage of drunk. Whispering and struggling with the hair
>>154570346Does khadyrov really molest khamzat?
>>154570750DC almost gave her the BBC
need dc webms i'm in public
>>154570757Making jokes about using them as handlebars lmao
What do you think will be Strickland's plan to defend takedowns?, knees to the face when Chimaev is coming?
>>154570770Fade away inside teep kick
>Winners win bitches
>DC: It went UP IT WENT UP>185! >Scale out of frame only for khamzatKwab missed weight
They need to take D.C off air, he's about to say something he'll regret
>>154570784you can cut the tension with a sharp jab
>>154570782They weigh them backstage retard
>>154570782Ilia also missed weight against CharlesThe UFC has always tipped the scales for the stars
Delikatesen is a german wordJuice most likely took it over and use it i jidish
>Khamzat steps on scale for half a second>185! >our main event is official Dude is 188+ and everyone knows it
>>154570855It's no good being this mad man
>>154570871Watch the clip They never call out the weight that fast unless it’s a main event involving a Russian wrestler
>>154570770Doesnt really matter khamzat is either shooting for tkd right away across the octagon or he will enter standup fake a 1-2 and shoot thenSnooze fest incoming
If it wasn’t for the blown out knee, Khamzat missing weight, sex with his dad and gas prices, Strickland would’ve won
>>154570770Shouldn’t throw kicks. Straight shots and lateral movement. If Sean can go 2 rounds without getting taken down his chances to win go up 5x. But we all know Khamzat is dragging him down in the first 30 seconds and finishing him in round 1
Does khamzat let khadyrov mount him? Is that what they call power bottom?
dats crahazyyyyyy
>>154570880If it wasn't for your autism, your blowing your relatives, and being from pakistan and going through ritual humiliation of swimming in white culture. You would've won
>>154570563Cope, Joey is GOATed. I'm getting effeminate cucky vibes from you, Strickland incel fanboy
>>154570908Factual post sadly
>>154570893>hurrrr durrr muh Khamzat bottomYou're closeted like Stricksissy
>>154570908>I'm getting effeminatekek you're only getting "effiminate vibes" because you're a sexpat incel who ran away to try to chase yellow pussy only to fail>>154570921>incel raging as he sits in a cramped apartment making dogshit wages to teach nips while they all secretly despise himnah i get why you're all fussy kek
Ching Chong Chomo is spiralling sadly
>>154570694have you heard about the japanese youtube deliquent fight show " Breaking Down" by the older asakura brother? How about attending the next event i think it will be Breaking Down 19 and doing a /heem/ report live from there for us?
>>154570945thats not me lol, you have a schizo tendency to screencap random flag posts and then try to use it as ammo against a random person who comes from the same country. the funniest part of it is you're a paki and you'll never be able to post with your homelands flag
>>154570951You sound like him I fearSad, sad unemployed piggyOink oink!!
>>154570961i'm typing, not speaking, i don't sound like anything. i'm not sure who you can justify screencapping some random flags post to try to accuse others of being it 8 months later. are you on a VPN or something, my brownoid friend?
>>154570936Yeah I get it, you're Indian who hates Muslim fighters. Your boy Stricksissy is going to get HEEM'd, and no amount of cow poop worshipping will change that outcome Pootel Dikshit
>>154570921Unlike Cumrag who openly is showing his affection and gifts he gets from his bfMuslims are known to have a thing for younger boys, from the afghani to the ottoman empire turks who had boy harems
>>154570967All I'm saying is that the stylometry of your writing styles is similar to the screencapOink oink piggy!!!
>>154570945>>154570961btw spammy, the best way to find a samefag is to use the pictures they post, not a random post kek>>154570970>Yeah I get it, you're Indian who hates Muslim fighters. nah trust me, i hate indians more than you hate yourself for being a self loathing incel who migrated to a foreign country and now lives in misery> Your boy Stricksissy is going to get HEEM'di don't care nearly as much as you kek>>154570979>All I'm saying is that the stylometry of your writing styles is similar to the screencapit also matches like a dozen posts in this thread retard lmfao, turn the VPN off so you can shitpost from the land you're squatting in
>>154570979Because it’s the same Chinese child molester, tragically He lives here and is always boilin over Muslim fighters
>>154570987Poor poor unemployed piggy!!Drink up!!It dulls the pain!!Oink oink
Lil pigga’s losing it
>>154570992i'm pretty happy with my life and i'm employed as a mechanical engineer, anon. why are you imitating a mentally ill poster?>>154570990>Because it’s the same Chinese child molester, tragicallykek no, you're just schizophrenic and save the posts of people who piss you off so you can accuse random people of being them 8 (EIGHT) months later lmfao
>>154570973Its only afghan warlords, the taliban execute baja bazi enjoyers on sight.
france.. for fuck sakes
Based France coming in with the male cocks
>>154570999but you look like this spammy, you're not from the caucaus
damn, /knuck/ won again
The mechanical engineering in question
Ngl Sneed was right This general is gay as fuck
Did khamzat make weight?
>>154571013why are pakistanis so fucking gay? every gay porn term and every cuck shit is always them>>154571020sorry don't you love gay and shit? don't you regularly post about your "daddies" and "cummies" or whatever the fuck? lmao>>154571021it's a fucking shame because 4 years ago it was comfy
>>154570987>self loathing incel who migrated to a foreign country and now lives in miseryNice projection Pootel, when are you going back to your village in Poopistan? The annual cow poop throwing festival is happening soon
no follow
>>154571006Wait you did not known about the ottomans? Pakis do the same thing as afganisNot sure why people get triggered for calling khamzat gayThats pretty gay in itself
Chigga’s been here 24/7 for 4 years
>>154571035>Nice projection Pootel,but i'm not, and i'm not indian. you haven't even denied anything i've said and just seethe about it>when are you going back to your village in Poopistan?i'm in the country i was born in kek, i'm a white and my family has been here for around 200 years. when are you going to give up on your failed dream of not being an incel and move back with mommy and daddy?>>154571046you are literally in every heem thread i've seen for weeks spamming shit about daddies and cum or whatever. are you sure you're not projecting?
Wtf he fully missed by less than half a pound!
>opens thread
Weidman bodied that pawg milf freak!
>>154571088you love to see it
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vWuhPbkAvc
>>154571113>big brown breakdownlmfao, schaub needs to hire you lad
>>154570563I know Guru gets made fun of for being fat but that Joey fella legit looks like he cannot do a sprint
joey looks and sounds like he should be reacting to marvel trailers and opening funko pops how did he end up with any following
>>154571123gurus dont good for himself lately tbqh, eternally fat faced fuck tho
>>154571113Schaub has been on a run. unironically funny ever since realizing it’s all over and that rogan is retarded. The real trve fact is that schaub is funnier than all the rogansphere comedians and flagrant type slopcasts .
>>154571161he is, he just needed to let go of them because he assumed they were his only ticket to fame. beans and cheese is DANGEROUSLY not funny, but hes had some really good takes lately, proud of our boy
Plawing sanko's stanko until my last breath
>>154571125well his following is almost entirely homosexual indians and pakis, with a few arabs sprinkled in, it's really more of a comment of how widespread the internet is now
>>154571211Shut the hell up!
>>154571223[Chorus]No chance, no chance in hellYou got no chance, no chance in hellYou got no chance, no chance in hellYou got no chance, no chance in hell[Post-Chorus]C'mon, c'mon, come and get it, come on (Come on)C'mon, c'mon, come and get it, come onC'mon, c'mon, come and get it, come on (Come on)C'mon, c'mon, come and get it, come on
Cumslut has to win in order to impress xer Kadyrovdaddy
>>154571259fun fact: kadyrov was there at his wedding in 2022, you can guarantee he smashed khamzats girls pussy before khamzat could get in there
>>154571233Yeah warp it up; no post is beating this today
>>154571143true I really dont think he's that much of a fatfuck right next to joey it's like comparing big country to zuluzinho >>154571125https://youtu.be/bhjzWnbrP1A?si=yudpi1SGcU09aQ7L
>>154571270Right of First Night is a peach b
Mark my words: an Asian guy is going home with the Flyweight championship tomorrow.
>>154571295strickland had so much ammo to verbally slaughter him and just didn't, very disrepectful to /heem/>>154571310i hope its the jacked taiwanese boy
>Strickland vs Khamzat live footage
>>154571113Why tf has Schaub's production quality jumped off a cliff lmao
Hilarious how the Japanese fans care more about shitters like the Asakura brothers more than their best ever chance to capture a UFC title in Tatsuro Taira. Purely just because Taira is from Okinawa instead of the mainland probably
>>154571352i think hes realizing his podcasting career is falling apart and he needs a backup, so he's conserving money to figure out what to do. can't even mock him for that imo, respectable
>>154571046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynIv7q6nQII
>>154571354>Taira is from Okinawa instead of the mainland probablyNips dont like non mainlanders?
>>154571446The japanese are extremely racist even amongst each other. The stuff a random normal looking japanese person will say about an ainu would put all of /pol/ to shame.
this is me vs all of you
Zats losing
>>154571446Asain on Asain hate runs deep b
Kyushu is where the real niggas live.
>>154571481Me vs you
wonkzat lipaev
Im going to schaub all over that heemhole if you dont stfu
>>154571522Have you been? I remember going over 10 years ago...the arcades and the Street Fighter 3 scene was so much fun. Endless summer nights of chain smoking lucky strikes, drinking beers and playing games.
>>154571354They used Okinawans as human shields during the battle for Okinawa
>>154571354Asians are notoriously racist
>>154571550No, but my favourite bubblegum pop idol group is from there.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Jon Jones how does that one go?
The problem with Asian girls from Asia is they got no ass my ex was 5’9 and 95 lbs and she thought she was fat
>>154571645She was just fucking with you.
>>154571680Boom
>>154571636Jon once had a rib broken in training by the original Borz, Adlan Amagov. Khamzat, being the upgraded Borz, would smash his bamhole something fierce.
>>154571701Adlan this borz up yer amagov ya silly bongsta
Ratyap had a bad weight cut the path to victory is there for sean
>>154571113oh shit, big brown is back?
The fat rat is struggling to make 185 now
>>154571680OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! HES HURT!
looking a solid 2 feet tall here
>>154571680>HEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMI like to imagine the train conductor yelling that out after hemming the truck
>>154570920guys fatter than guru wtf why are MMA youtubers fuckin digusting
Khamzat missed weight but they lied and said he’s 185lbs
>>154571781Not a millimeter over 5’1
>>154571781oof.....damn.....bodied that backup boy
>>154571354gayest post itt
>>154571781His head is like half his body
dc is fucking disgusting and fat
WATCH THE FUCK OUTITS DOMINICK CRUZS SKELETON
>>154571896my fist and your chin buddy
How long will he last? I bet he can't handle 3 rounds
whoever was in charge of Monsieur Gane's wardrobe, needs a raise.
>>154571446Okinawans have a weird accent and their skin tans more than the average Japanese They're also a island separated from the normal Japanese archipelago. Old school Japs used to see them as a conquered people, servants to the greater imperial core. Many still have this attitude
>>154571781You really lose respect for fighters when you realize 80% of them are manlets
>>154571964who are you talking about m8
>>154571951Tactical chess match
Why was ratlip so dejected if he knew he made weight? Did he actually miss but they called it 185 for him anyway?
>>154571994They would still kill you
>>154572018>Did he actually miss but they called it 185 for him anyway?It's not like this it's the only time it happened in the history of this shit sport
>>154572018you get about free 2 pounds in high profile fights unless your name is Charles Oliveira.
>>154572018Khabib missed weight vs Gaethje, Ilia missed weight vs Charles, DC missed weight vs I don't even remember who, these things happenThe UFC will always fudge the numbers for a star as long as the right people are made aware a weight missed could happen.
>>154572045Doesn't make sense considering Charles is a much bigger star than Gaethje and they screwed him by .5 of a lb
there's a non zero chance an old man has had sex with rogan
>>154572057Charles was a retard and didn't realize he was going to miss weight. Didn't tell the UFC so they didn't have the scale judging protocol active If I remember correctly, no other UFC champion has EVER lost their belt to the scale befors or since
>>154572019Ilia would knock me out no question but in a bar fight I could unironically pick him up and slam his head off the concrete if he missed the first punch. I’m 8” taller and 75lbs heavier than him. Weight classes exist for a reason bud
>>154572083your schizo theory aint checking out b
>>154572089Ilia in a bar fight.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LHo80lArI>thumbnailzatsisters...
Stricklands dad gaped him
Khamzat finna get chinned frfr
>>154571781Thats why im scared of little peopleLook how small this nigga is then look how mad he gets when he fightsEvery evil person is small
why won't this heemorrhoid leave
>>154571992Damn thats interestingBut i'd say thats people in generalEven we have a thing were the north and south have some beef
Manel Kape colded 3 guys in a fight btw.
>>154572083No its because Charles was defending the title. If khamzat missed weight they would have fought and if strickland won he wins the belt but either way you lose the title because you cant defend it if you dont make weight. RETARD
>>154572145Just to add, our beef is mostly around footy where hools beat each other up and people wearing the opposing teams jerseys but outside of the country we support every single croatIt is bit weird if japs wont celebrate their guys win becose they feel he comes from a lesser region
>>154572183You seem to be missing the context of the post. Please read the reply chain before you make a fool of yourself, inbred mouth breathing fucktard
>>154572200>wish i could reply to my work emails like this
>>154572183are you fucking retarded
No Volkov on any of the heembeddeds so far
>>154572228Embedded is only the main and comain now
>>154571995Dad punching bag
>>154572273'nana?
I just remember that Ulberg is the Light HW champion. Stupid samurai....
toby needs to visit shawarma hut i don't think we have any other london based heemsters>>154572286shut up
>>154572322i came to you hat in hand sir
>>154572083What made no sense was Charles being half a pound over then he took the extra time to cut and weighed the same. How do you not sit in a sauna for 30 and lose half a pound
they will ASK WHYI gave a BLACK GUYa BLACK EYEthe simple answer is: I'm full of HATEbecause Curtis Blaydes was involved in PIZZAGATEyou sick bastard, you will PAYAM I RIGHT MIAMI?!
promo's good
>>154572339He probably just sat in a dark room and prayed instead of going to the sauna
>>154572313you sure are fat as fuck finland i'm sure i could totally heem you or wrestlefuck you, you would choose of course
>>154572339they are not known for their intellect over there half a pound is like 2 banan
>>154572353spaniards part like the red sea to moses in my presence always have always will i am also not fat
po' lil shrimpjeet...
that toothless faggot che needs to learn how to get a 3 hour video down to 40 minutes
>>154572404Yeah I don't give a fuck
*farts*
*farts again, bigly*
>>154572429Gane looks huge compared to chama
>>154572429its insane how much gane mogged everyone in that room
>>154572458>looksthe mechanic is dead
>>154572404I will only watch mmafags if their videos are less than 30 minutes Absolutely fucking no one wants to watch a 9 minute tryhard technical breakdown of Jose Ochoa vs Clayton Carpenter and 6 other meaningless prelims
>>154572483What I like about Guru is that he puts timestamps in the description so you can check the specific fights that you're interested in.
>>154569328Ciryl Gane is the supreme gentleman.
>>154572492you are literally somali
>>154572367what are you talking about b
>>154572509You hope.
>aaa i cant drivetomala was already dead but gane heemed him again
>>154572512my fist and your chin pal
Ngannou heems both
anyone got a good in-depth breakdown of ochoa vs carpenter?
>>154572524gay
>>154572547we don't sign our posts here
Why did Taira hit the shinzou wo sasageyo at the weigh ins
Photos taken before disaster
>>154572600that's strickland's special move!
>>154571781I can't tell if I am Topuria or Yan physique wise.
>>154571775You people are sick. None of these slurs is going your imaginary "replacement".
I'm sick of American cards being in lame cities.How about some love for *ahem*...... Quincy, Illinois! .... Garrison, North Dakota!..... and who could forget.... Gassville, Arkansas ! Those are the people and places that I love, THAT WE ALL LOVE.
Zatdaddy reminded shota piggy of his dead daddy rapings KEK What a RAPED BITCH
what do we say about this
>>154572826Wow
>>154572826Strickbeast is a star.
>>154571615Hoenstly? Respect
>>154572826The average casual mma fan likes drama and muslims are retards and will gloat about having only 3 ufc champs out of 120+ ever
Strickpig already lubed up in preparation for the BBC
>The average casual mma fan likes drama and muslims are r- ACKKK
>>154572145>>154572191>but outside of the country we support every single croatNigga you constantly start wars and genocides between Catholic Serbs, Muslim Serbs, mountain Serbs, Gipsy Serbs, landlocked Serbs, seafaring Serbs, the list could go on. You have NO right to talk
>ACKKKKKK
Yuo know what would be cool? Waht would send an positive message? Is if Shawn and Khamzant be friends after irregardless of the outcome
>ACKKKKKK!
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
>>154572973In hindsight this was the happiest day of my loife
>ACKKKKKKKKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKACKKKKK!!!!
eating chicken wings from the floorbig aspinall fan btw
the gyppo keeps writing i only have so much self control
AI users are subhuman.
>ChatGPT Image May 6, 2026, 04_32_10 PM.pngsaar...
why have i been cursed by this lunatic with the best minge in the lands in many ways i am the king arthur of heem
37 days until Gane fights.
>ChatGPT Image May 6, 2026, 04_32_10 PM.png
>>154573283what's his name?
>>154573299arthur nigga are you blind
t. fity bings.
>>154573283This nibba burying his exclaibulur cock into some poontang!!
>lock Hazmat away in some supercamp with Chechnyas Elite Clean weight cut and hippie aura in interviews >give Hazmat an ounce of freedom by letting him train at JAXXON 46 lbs weight cut in a week and sperging as usual
>>154573430
>shorts
>>154572920muslims in here and media like to gloat more about gay sex scenarios though esentially they're like Wattpad users
>>154573399
luke thomas x vaush pawldcast sneed it or heem it
>>154573581That's my image b
>>154573653
post yfw Strickland shoots Khamzat in the head at the ceremonial weigh-in
Is Bryce /heem/-pilled or is /heem/ /bryce/-pilled?
>>154573696Then kills Dana along with himself.
>>154573726They did the same for Khabitch when he fought Garth.
What's the best cracked stream for the event tomorrow is it actually that shrimp guys one or is it jeet garbage?
>>154573773you don't have paramount+?
when is the serramonia-longo weigh in
>>154573726This dude is a fucking retard. I genuinely fear for his wife and child.
>>154573806oh my chama what a reddit post
>>154572228>Gane running for president of the USA>Tom still not cleared to train>Volkoff not even featured on embedded Kek!
>>154573786Canadian paramount+ doesn't have UFC and a VPN won't work to fix it.
Why do the picks get done so late these days?
>VPN won't workpffft hahaha fuck you
>>154573861starmers britain mate
>>154573882phwoarderman
>>154573857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4IQA-_V6Vgdookie donnie's birthday bash press conference about to start
>>154573834Yeah we'll see. Hes got went into a rage and killed my family written all over him
>>154573861Brit bro is an alchy
>>154574069Not like you were a Christian
>>154573986>literal mk ultra liberal fantasy
GANNEEEEE
I would suck poatan's dick
cant believe gane negotiated successfully with trump on tariffs
Gane vs Pereira is the real main event not Apturo
Aspinal would kill both of these bums
why does ilia only fight old men past their prime
Uhhh gane bros??
>trump might wrap the winning beltsKino
>>154574145you ever encounter his type in the wild? they never fight anyone tough theyre bullies fuckin goat fuckers
>>154570908You are a fucking faggot expat-sama
Imagine Derek Lewis being your boss at one of his car washes in Houston. That dude is bigggggg
eh wtf who is that that's not bo nickal
>imagine some fat jiggaboo midcarder being your boss at a drug front car wash in Texshitwhat the fuck is wrong with you lad
>>154569328uhhh what the fuck
>>154574291did bo get cloned
>>154574291Wow. Boethius Nigger himself.
ILIA MELTY
LMAOOO what is ilia doin'
>>154573747Kadyrov controls what Khamzat says.
ilia would heem
kek wtf was thatmy sides
anyone got the cap of Pereira and Ilia standing next to each other against Hokiti think it would be a good meme, don't talk shit to my boy
The difference between those who beat Hokit and those who lose to Hokit is how they can control their emotions. Take note of who stayed composed.
sean o malley was there too
KEK they dragged o'cuckley there just for him to sit in silence
I want to have non consensual sex with tatsuro taira
whos nepo child is that getting all these pictures?
Gane won the first faceoff.
Based Hokit and Ilia actually promoting this event
When Topuria meets Gaethje, he will face a type of fighter he has never fought before.A guy with a really, really bad chin.
Hokit withered Ilia with his Miami wife comment.
>>154569328Ilia Topuria and Josh Hokit save the press conference
Who the fuck is this twerp asking for selfies?
>>154574465seriously, is that even bo? what the fuck
hokit messed up his line deliveries desu, laughed through themhe's marking out for his own gimmick
Mike with the GROWN OUT HAIR? The game is about to change
Am I in the wrong thread or something? This shit is dead.
>>154574473i don't think soremember once they showed a random guy in the crowd and labelled it michael chandlerand it looked like some offshoot michael chandler and even he looked confused?that's what this is. nickal has been replaced for the white house. he's the only guaranteed US win on the card so they're manufacturing him
>>154574503
>Youtube chat is 90% people spamming "allahu akbar," "christ is king," and bacon emojisthis is hilarious
Lmao
Wait... Hokit wants to give Pereira a golden shower?
>>154574503Seems like the new captchas filtered most posters
>>154574465that was such a bitch move by iliahe knows hokit could literally kill himhe knows there are like 10 people between themhe knows if something happens poatan will be the one protecting him from hokbeast, not the other way aroundam i right heem?
>>154574422>>154574465will ilia fight hokit
WEEEEELLLL... IT'S THE SWEET JOE
mma joey is 36 years old
>>154574503UFC death spiral
>>154574540Wrong. Being a good fighter means being willing to get heemed in the pursuit of greatness. I don't doubt that Ilia would have fought Hokit if he could. You're point is mute anyway since even if Ilia were 265lbs shredded there'd still be too much on the line to fight on stage
Gomis is from Senegal now?
rogan looking extra sweet today
>ynr all the fake wannabe hardcores hating on hokit
Did Hokit just get kicked off the card lol
>>154574594>now
>>154574594talmbout the fireball senegal kid
>29-22WMMA type of statline
Chama acting weird cause he knows he gonna lose
>>154574614did he? if so, LMAO
I'M THA GREATEST FIGHTER THATS EVER BEEN,I'MA FUCK YO ASS LIKE EPSTEIN FUCKED THEM TEENS!
I fear that Gane will make Sopa de Chama uma delicia out of Pereira
Volkovs Salsa probably tastes like shit
volkov looking extra hyperborean tonight
myanmar has aura ngl
I hope Pantoja can come back soon.
>>154574676if he said this he's fucking done, based hokit embracing the pfl future
ill rip that goat fuckers head off
van dont rep the usa
prime connor shrunken down to 135 sleems thees fooyools
i liked taira but just found out he does attack on titan poses and i have 0 anime tolerance
can't believe he's gone
Strickdaddy's got this piglet freak in heat
sprawl n brawl baby. all in the hips.
Gadumn I'm hungry
>>154574751Let's go for that
>>154574724AND LIL NINJA, KEEP YOUR ASS DOWN AT 185 PAL
sean was already doing the whatever happens copes and getting revved yesterdayit's over he looks fucking shook now jesus
SEAN IS REVVED
>SON OF A WHORE>BITCH
My nigga Sean is going to get demolished
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH THEYRE FIGHTING AGAIN OMG THE CROWD GETS INVOLVED WTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
josh van is so fucking retarded
two fat boys from louisiana
THE RAPED MEETS THE RAPER
Why is Temu Beyonce from the Champions League show hosting the ceremonial weigh ins?
>ayo this chinese dude be swaggy yall
ilia is a lil pussy b
tatsuro taira got that chinese hair.
>misses weight>kicks you in the nuts>manhandles you for 25 minutes>screams allahu ackbar death to america on the mic>dgafbased
>>154574614Topuria had him whacked.
>>154574824
>>154574849>>154574861i thought I misheard or he was talking about a cornerman or somethingdc really said taira had the chinese flair? wild af
>>154574867What was dana thinking, is he a Democrat plant?
>>154574540What kind of bitchmade attitude is this?
>>154574996A Kazakhstani bitch attitude.
>>154574701You mean Burma, right?
HokBEAST got them seething BIGLY
why did volkov lil bro waldo like that fr fr?
Holy Hell Hokit
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L1oEiRu9j8
Strickland by falling anvil
Ilia Hokit-Topuria. taking the last name is done by the party acting as the bitch in the relationship. Proud of the two
Waldo Volkov-Cortes-Acosta
who the fuck is hokit
Josh Poke It Hokit talmbout a bear in the wild b puts the bees on der knees
>>154575198Real man and an American. Two things you wouldn't understand
Why does bo nickel look so wierd
Americans are niggers?
get your bitch some reebok Hoe Kits at reebok.com
>>154575226>Real man and an American.Yeah because these two things don't fit together.
>>154575260topuria is georgian btw
>>15457523913%>Put 100 people in an octagon >13 people will be african american >Put 100 people in an octagon >13 people commit 50% of the finishes in the cage
>>154575268Savanah or Atlanta?
>>154575268and?
Hokit needs to pick his times better. I boyed him after last fight but hes screaming like a retard
>>154575328he had a good line about topturo's miami wife
>>154575293You guys gave 0 good fighters
>>154575328his time is now let it fly. >MY PERFORMANCE>MY PERFORMANCE soundin like a lil bitch team macho man hokit
I dont even know who Josh Hokit is but he seems rather mentally ill
>>154575372a very good base for mma
josh hokit is like ben rothwell turned up to 11, which is like a -1 overall
hokit is cringe but he fights based
>>154575341Hey thats not true. Joel Alvarez is good for another 24 hours until yaroslav gets his hands on him.
How do I get my .webm filenames back
>>154575515>>154575515
>>154575498you dont
>>154575537
