AB’s
doyers
Mariners won that ballgame btw!
dodgers
We better not bring in the King Chud Trienan
berds winMLB-best 13-5 on the road
Calling it now, gayves lose their first series of the season to the Dodgers! KEK!
I don't trust Stewart to get out of this inning without spoiling the lead
what did it look like when the color barrier was broken? im imagining some type of cosmic explosion
>>154579693>slapping a tattoo on your AI slop perfect poolside stacy
would the raggydoos ever trade the DeGrominator
>>154579693Who's the fuckdoll?
>>154579700based sausage girl
>>154579699repostan
>>154579699nice
>>154579700bravebros...
>>154579700It's a tossup because Roki is a guaranteed loss
>cusb
Does any other team pitch into the dirt as much as the Dodgers?
fucking LMAO will smith hesitated to throw it back to stewart because he assumed the batter would challenge the bad call
>>154579700mariners*
>>154579750sox
Braves really suck when the other team is good for once lol. Dodgers are officially the best team in baseball.
Red Sox
3 more outs dodgerchads...
>>154579700jinx averted
flyoutani
>Atlanta is 0 for 9 with RISP, stranding 8 in 10 inningsbruh that shit is a brain teaser
>>154579700Didn’t they already lose a series to the mariners?Damn that was a premonition
doyerpacos thought that one was gone kek
>>154579792I did
Braves are just hot.Cubs are the real NL Champs.
Ohtani is a fucking disgrace and degenerate gambler and pigroach and worse than Judg
Shhhhh
Level with me /mlb/. Which team consistently has the hottest fan girls?
>>154579819you sound extremely mad
3 more outs 3 more outs 3 more outs don't fuck this up scott
>>154579819How many rings does aaron fudge have?
Favorite Simpson episode? Zombie enjoyers need not apply
>>154579819Dial8 bunkertroon
>scott
>>154579819seethe more faggot lol
OH N-
>>154579831I'm a Cubs girl, a hot Cubs girl
>>154579819Seething
>>154579700m's just did that you retard
>>154579840I haven't watched the simpsons since I was like 10 years old
>doubting scottYou fucks haven’t learned
I'm thinking back to back jacks against scott here
Remember when poodrepacos thought their team was saved after firing a hitting coach kek
>>154579867those scars take awhile to heal
>>154579864Nobody watches the mariners kek
>>154579874kek
>>154579886KEK STOP
Games over lads Doyers win, I'm now convinced Ohtani has finally hit his final form super saiyan this year. Also now its NPB time in 15 minutes. Nippon Ham Fighters win
>>154579831Depends on your type>whitePadres, Mariners>hispanicDodgers>asian...also Dodgers? By default desu>blackBarves probably. Black people don't really watch baseball
Doyers win!!
Doyers won that gamegg barves cya tomorrow
GG Dodgerbros. fun gameSee ya later today for the rubber game
good game, braves
GAYTLANTA KEK
>>154579895no fair, my stream hasn't caught up yet >:(
>Doyers have handed the Cubs sole posession of the best record in baseballCubgers?
that's a win gg barves. see you tomorrow for snell's rehab game
Trannies on suicide watch
Last digit is how many runs Roki gives up tmorrow
>>154579893>padres>white
SNELL TOMORROW
>>154579915wait.. is that 2hu?
>>154579900>game 2>rubber gameanon, I...
>>154579911>RokiHe's gone, Snell is back
>>154579923too skinny
>>154579915why is he sad?
>yankees lost>dodgers winSisters it was supposed to be a good day!>>154579910seething kek
Good teams by June 1st PhilliesDiamondbacksNationalsMarinersBlue Jays
>>154579924Forgive me im tired...
>>154579893blacks love atlanta baseball
YWNBARW
>>154579893>marinersUh, no. Have you even been to an M's game anon
>>154579893You know nothing of the cubbie maids
>>154579840My introduction to baseball is actually from the Simpsons. It was called Dancin Homer'. Homer becomes a mascot for his local baseball team, Springfield Isotopes after drinking a bit too much. He becomes so popular he becomes a mascot for the Capital City and becomes a flop there.Iirc it is based on a true story from a fella who was a joke mascot for the Orioles then when his family moved to Philly he faded to irrevelance
kirsten :)
Padres have got to be the textbook definition of a little brother team. Good enough to be a respectable presence in MLB, has a healthy rivalry with the big brother team, but fundamentally lacks that extra spark that makes a good team great
>>154579968they won today retard
>>154579840Camp Krusty
>>154579893decent list tbf
>>154579981
>>154579981Ok let’s check the NLE standings
>>154579939the best part of the video was when the tranny yells>I GOTTA FUCKIN PUSSY
>>154579981Dial8
>>154579915actually impressive that he got that down for a bit
>>154579967great episodewww.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0
>>154579987>nose piercing>legs are too fatdropped
>>154580004>legs are too fatThighs are meant to have meat on them you homo
>>154580004>t.
>>154579987how many parks have you been to aussie anon
>>154579840Homer Badman
>>154579891Why do they fight ham?
>>154579981oh no no no no......
>>154580012Its okay Metsies bebsies we can still be top of the East :)
>>154580013HE'S RIGHT
>>154580014fantasised about a few
>>154580017No Ben no!
>>154580050why do they want to look like that in public?
>>154579840s08e09
>>154580064mental illness is a serious problem
>>154580037I fucked her.
>>154580064It’s a fetish anon. Mental illness you could say
>>154579723They're laughing. They just ended a man's career and they're laughing.
Bragays
>>154579840I might be forgetting something but probably this one, it hits on all the gags and doesn't get too absurd
MDS is off the charts
>>154580130shhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>154580130Sort by run differentialTake the top 51 of these teams will win the World Series
>>154580130cubs are undefeated since this
>>154580133here's one for you buddy
It’s vocawoo timehttps://voca.ro/17knp7p68UIs
>>154580126The halloween episodes used to always be solid.www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyQukqhP0UA
GGs Braves, cya tomorrow
>>154580126not sure its my favourite, but this episode has always been the most memorable for me
>>1545801491. Dodgers2. Braves3. Yankees4. Brewers5. Cubs
bunkertroons kek
cubbies have the best record yay!
Mets Dick Sucking is off the charts lol
>>154580161vocawoo!
>5 inning Freddy Future Cub
>>154580196>yay!I'm so happy.
>>154579840Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
>>154579840Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
whered they go??
>>154580330that's a really good one
>>154580335I want a remaster of this so bad
baseball is better when the dodgers win
>>154580240at this point even trevor bauer sounds like a good idea
>>154580352no he doesn't. not at all
>>154580348*yankgers
>>154580261Thank you!!!
Is it actually hard to hit a baseball? I sucked at it as a kid but I was never athletic.
>>154580419you can hit a baseball without being very athletic in the traditional sensethat doesn't make it easy
>>154579819many are saying this
>>154579895no one cares FAGGOT
My jints :)
>>154580515Cared enough to reply ;)
>>154580158Should’ve collared that rat when we had a chance ;-;
>>154580518kek those troons do be seething kek
>>154580582>>154580518Who raped this guy? Is this the work of psychogang?
>>154580582there seething because they know we found them out and there no hiding anymore kek
Trooncord is absolutely seething
lifelong dodgers fan since 2024 here
>there seething oh it’s zuttkaner
kek bunkertroons
bunkercord ain’t it
>REEEEE STOP EXPOSING MY MENTALLY ILL TRANNY ASSkek no
>>154580419short answer yes, especially at MLB velocities, but it’s not a purely athletic thing
Hugbox trannies are getting uppity
>he LARPs as a dodgers fan now to try and take down the discord of trannies in his head Chikanersister… not like this
>it’s just one guy who won’t play pretend with uskek ywnbarw
discordtroons don’t know that was the last strawthey’ve been found out
You will always be a male twisted by your own sick fantasies.
Cuyalgeriners discord really set my blood to boil
Discord trannies thought they had it in the bag kek
vocawoo! :)https://voca.ro/1hWQn1Z5Rftv
>>154580741Kek
Please let this happen
>>154580759kys
>the beary poster was unhinged
>>154580741is this real do girls actually post here?
femanon here
It's bedtime.
Why is the schizophrenic namefag LARPing as a fan of my dodgers now?
>>154580782Yankgers gennyno discordtroons allowed
pychogang ASS fucked the yankgers!!!
>>154580782IGGY posting broke him I think
>>154580759That's fantastic! I saved it to my PC right away.Please make the remaining 29 teams as well, even if it takes about a week.
no transsexuals may assemble in this genny keep it pushing
>>154580796please fuck my yankger ass
https://vocaroo.com/1jUEAFxSOuSX
>makes discordtroons kneel and squeal
Metubcord troons having a seethe at the Yankgers
Please fuck my yankger ass
the 'cord won
kek they’re seething so hard because they’ve been found out
>>154580840Where does marinerscord factor into this?
>>154580840Where’s the royals discord in all this quagmire?
>>154580840Let’s add padres discord to the suspect list
>>154580825"Please fuck my ass"Wow, that's real native English.I want to make my English pronunciation debut here soon too.
I just need more time…
>>154580914The minds of trannies are distorted by drugs
>>154579692Ohtani clutched on Cease fastball up and we never recovered from 2024 NLDS, with 24 scoreless inning. Even Tatis Jr is fucking avoiding the Media man. Shits absolutely FUBAR. Manny fucking ASS, Tatis Jr just being a drama queen, idk man.... Like the only one playing their contract is unironically Xander. Kindaish.
>>154580906>poodres‘Fraid not
>>154580950Padkees would feed families
>volpeepee poodres kek
>>154579840Homer at the BatLast Exit to SpringfieldTwo Cars in Every Garage, and Three Eyes on Every FishHomer BadmanCape Feare(special mention Duffless because I am an alcoholic)
>>154580953lets open a file on the chadrecord shall we
>>154580958Pondering honestly. It's hard to tell. I don't know if it's his baby mama drama or just him withdrawing from PEDS, or whatever, he just doesn't seem to have the love he had for baseball before the motorcycle accident. It's broken goods at this point man. Mental indefinitely, it's not like his hitting velo dropped......>https://x.com/i/status/2052987938418442580It's fucking grim if he's doing something like that....
Reminder: If your state does not border an ocean, you are not a human being.
>>154580973
>>154580999I can’t do anything right…
>>154580999I honestly had no idea
>>154580990I think it's not as bad as it seems. Nando looked extremely well in WBC. He was one of the top players for the Dominicans. Maybe he finds it difficult to motivate himself, but I think the Padres need to focus on building a team around him, and surround him with other stars.
>>154580337Bosh! Flimshaw!
>>154580725>KRS-OneDisgustingly Based
>>154581027Is there a zestier buck than the dominican? You could search the world over twice and never find one sweeter.
>>154580778It's past fucking bedtime. Time I go to sleep, hope the Yankees can score a run later.
>>154581062Timmy
I had a zesty dominican buck from the bowels of throgs neck with a bussy like a bottomless pit my god you wouldn’t believe the things he’d do for a pat on the ass and couple yanks tickets. We called ‘im the bleacher creature.
>>154581101dafaq?!
please vanquish me...
>>154581068tim duncan? he's an islander
Discordtrannies seething kek
Bleacher creature was fiercer’n hell, and he could take a pounding like mamas Sunday braciole on account a he grew up hard on those bronx streets where a man’ll donjust about anything to get a ring. Course you can’t take a bleacher creature home for Sunday supper…
>>154581134>>154581101
Ugh Miz was tryharding so bad, he crushed the fastest pitch record by a starter ever. Yanks in 3. Let’s go Yankees.
>>154581134>>154581101>https://www.vibe.com/features/viva/yankee-employee-derek-jeter-jorge-posada-gay-373962/It all makes sense
the los angeles dodgers' director of japanese player operations and strategy (real thing)
No shame in being a gay person fellas, it’s all about being transparent
do your thang!
Poophole loophole! Go cubs! Go Mets!
>>154581152I heard tale the Yankee clubhouse of aught nine helped raise the bleacher creature and instilled him with an insatiable lust that could never subside. The Yankee way they called it, raising a Dominican from whelp to Buck. Never got his ring though cause the Yankee front office couldn’t let it get out. Shame what they did to BC, some say it drove him mad.
>>154579723Slam Diego?
>>154581219Booyikah booyikah! 619!
This is truly psychotic
>>154581134old yankee stadium... boys could be boys then... just a couple young bucks in pinstripes, socks up high... make sure to choke up on that bat, choke up reaaal good... need a little detox, head to the sauna... ugh... it's so hot in here!!, one of them bucks whispers "not hot enough" then grabs the bat
ngh… more…
>wretches obsessed with the yanksAll of you filthy little insects will perish when I glass your planet and reduce it to rubble.
as a gay yankees fan I am so sorry
I'll never forget the day Fuckerer's row joined the fest. Teh star of em all, the one they called "the babe", now he could mash with the best of em. Old wives tail say he took loved takin all 36 inches of that louiseville wood. Tough sob
>>154581348da great bimbino.
Tranny cord is full of Manchurian candidates with crippling autism. They couldn’t even stop posting about the Yankgers if you cut off their hands. It’s something that sets them off, like a pack of drones.
AWRH RITERARRY I ROVE MY ROS ANGERAS DODGERAS DEY ARE UH VERY GOOOERD BASEBARR TEAMUH WHAT A WONDERFR BARRCRUB I HAVE DA MOST HONOR CHEERING FOREUH
>>154581371they say the great bimbino chugged beers and devoured hot dogs in the dugout...
The NL Central was unhinged, they were literally scoring and winning games across both leagues, actual baseball postseason contender behavior
>>154581381It’s been 13 hours, sir. Go to bed. -_-
>>154581384jesus fucking christ padres cord went off on this one
>>154581384kek dodgers and sailor moon own your bitchass
>>154580973lmao
GOAT
I ain't even gay tho
TONIGHT! ON UNSOLVED MYSTORIES! FIND OUT WHERE THE FUCK THE DISCORDTRANNIES WENT!
>>154581173he's a beast
>>154579670I fucked him
Wow, Ohtani of the world desu
The top players in both RWAR and FWAR are gradually becoming the same.
Cubbies!
>>154580806Let's add some horsey girls.
>>154582734Thank you, I saved it to my PC right away.Looking forward to more images in the future.
everyone in the genny needs a diapy change
>>154582832Looking forward to the offseason when Feliciano and Jones fires the entire coaching staff, fires AJ Prellar, and fire sales the team roster to enter a 50-year rebuild era.
>San Diego Padres pitching prospect Humberto Cruz is expected to lose his U.S. work visa for 10 years after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge of transporting undocumented immigrants for financial gain.Nothing is going right for this team.
my cubbies are on a 10-game winning streak :)
>you can’t take a bleacher creature home for Sunday supper
>>154583270he'll still only be 29 or 30 when he'll be eligible to get a new work visa
>>154582734I kneel.
can love bloom on the ballfield?
>>1545835192hu on the left
>>154583519Me just left of center
>helmet is backwardscurse? based? cringe?
>>154581832Tell what it was like.
>>154583383>Past his prime when he is eligible to reapply a work visa
>>154582955no one likes you fucking kys
>>154582955Everyone likes you. Keep yourself safe
>>154584045i like him and hope he lives a long life
We areWe are on the cruiseWe are
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
I wish Chainsaw Man is a thing.
>>154584159>>154584351Wow, give me more and more!
>>154584404
gm mariners nation
>zach neto has more HR and RBIs than ohtrannyit's shover
gm
>>154582832>trashtisthey should really DFA this guy
How come they never made a baseball version of Space Jam starring Paul Skenes and Aaron Judge?
>spends nothing>wins
>>154582832>>154584657I think MLB and the Feds needs to investigate this guy. It looks like he's part of some underground betting ring.>Tanking his stats>0 HRs>This play last night
>>154584659dumb goon coon, because nobody would go see a judge movie he's unlikeable and doesn't win
>>154581101
>>154584824I want a movie like that but with Recker and the main man, and John Rocker and Machimpo as the bad guys
>>154584930Framber should be the antagonist.
what if recker was a girl?
>>154584942have you not seen his sister antonella?
>>154584942>if
>>154584951Wud
love whiteman. hate nick kurtz. simple as
how many tonight?
>>154584951
>>154585031NICKKURTZ keep walking! This is WHITEMAN's ballpark.
>>154585068I felt bad for him after that play
atheists real quiet about this one
>thread so slowwhats the matter, sex havers? hung over from doing alcohol?
>>154582734The old man would have been very happy with this promotion
>>154585235there's no baybaw
what we throwin
>>154585229I might have felt bad but
>>154585257I had a nasty curve when I was a kid, too bad I couldn't locate it
>>154585257for me it’s the backdoor slider
>>154585297i locate my curve every time i look in my pants
>>154585257for me it's the slider cutter (slutter)
BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year's draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN.>t. Peff
>>154585318that's more of a slurper
pitching is all about deception. thats why my changeup is faster than my fastball
>>154585320wtf? guy from Locked On Guardians called it?RIP Tugboat...
>>154584894of what use to a woman would a zesty dominican buck be?
>>154585341>starts fast and gets even fasterhow does he do it
Locked On Bussy
>>154585318interesting combo
this random guy pitched exactly that trade the other day, right before he read an ad for dick pills
>>154585361hes very much like assad
>>154585379>ghostbusters nes gamea true patrician
>>154585257for me, it's a knuckleball
maybe they'll start putting the helmet backwards on everybody...if we ever hit another homerun, that is
>>154585257Slider with a disgusting arm slotLet me guess, you need more?
>>154585400the pitching meta should switch to knuckleballs. pitchers would save their arms and it would be more entertaining
>>154585379>i love pbswhy are all podcasters raging faggots?
>>154585320They got a good catcher.
>>154585379the locked on podcasts are pure slop, at least my team's version is
How come NBA and NHL playoffs are almost 2 months while MLB playoffs is only 4 weeks long?
>>154585419>he didn’t grow up watching Sesame Street and the magic schoolbus on his local pbs affiliate KWAB
>>154585411I love how knucklers make the catcher look like an idiot
>>154585465for me it’s WGBH
>>154585465Hey Arthur hit like crack as a kid
>>154585456Its tradition for baseball, as for the NBA and NHL its so they can as many playoff games as possible
>>154585379>>154585454>>154585419My locked on guys are a canadian and guy whith a january 6th pfp :/
>>154585460yam what I yam status?
>>154585465This is a Wishbone genny.
>>154585553its a beakman's world genny and always has been
Bill Nye runs your shit
>>154585590any other ZOOMers itt?
>>154585550isn't.
>>154585598Bill Nye turned into a dumb faggot who just parrots nu-lib fake science, fucking grim
>>154585698The 90's show was fun and that's what we choose to remember.
>>154585598The Science Guy?
reddit has better baseball t-shirts.
>>154585496>for me it’s WGBHRed Sox?
>>154585496For me, it's GBH.
>>154585772He’ll yeah brother
>>154585740>using that awful logo and not based chief wahoo
>>154585772>>154585841Let’s go Red Sox.
>>154585819City baby City baby City babyAttacked by rats!!
childhoodgone
>>154585819this is an infa riot general
HEEEEEY YOOOOU GOOOOOOYS!
>>154585956zoomer ass public television
>>154585963Reagan Youth genny
>>154585976It’s been nearly 30 years since those shows aired, maybe it’s time you stopped saying zoomer and just called people what they are.
>>154585956who the fuck are they?
>>154585976arthur started in 1996. what the fuck are you talking about
>>154586006Mike Trout MVP
>>154586004Cooking with Martha (dog version)Fat orange Reddit nerd (I have no idea)
for me it's black dots
Sorry, a real musician just took over the genny.
>>154585257Do you think there are pitches we haven't discovered yet?
is peff's cast worth listening to
>>154586054Banned in DC has the greatest guitar solo in music history and you can’t convince me otherwise
>>154586054For me it’s Black Flag
>>154586079Skenes invented the Vulcan changeup Devin throws a modified screwball/changeup
we fucking did it. we got rid of Bo Naylor
für mich
>>154586079the kek change is a fairly recent development
>>154585996see>>154586004
>>154586088He's a pretty insufferable interviewer unfortunately, but the guys he talks to are knowledgeable.
>>154586180thanks m8. putting it in my bored at work list
Favorite track Cubs fans? For me, it’s Hummer.
>>154586236Not a cubs fan but I’ve always like Today. Corgan is such a tool though.
>>154586168kek’d
You don’t need Jesus as much as you need Allah.
>>154586168this is a good post. i appreciate posts like this one
I waited 3 1/2 yearsWhite man did it in 1 week.
>>154586236I don’t really care, although if anybody makes me listen to Mayonaise one more fucking time I might rip my ears out
WHY did Tatis give up?
>angels vs blue jaysbattle of manoah
>>154586515
>>154586518Recker won though
>>154586533
>>154586468What are you referring to? Closing the Strait of Hormuz?
>>154586236geekusa best songbecause drums
KWAB
https://vocaroo.com/1clP7JhCbqJg
>>154586579Foolish Bailey in the bread?
>>154586518Jesus fucking Christ Recker really went off on this one
>>154586593i don't know what that is
>mets already selling >its 5 inning FreddyStearns masterclass status?
https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-cubs/chicago-cubs-fans-start-fight-at-white-sox-game/>cubs 18 games over .500 on a 10 game winning streak>white sux 5 games under .500 on a 4 game losing streakHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MAKES YOU WONDER WHY THEY LASH OUT AT THE CUBS FAN????
>>154586726the sux are used to being complete dogshit thoughthis season is actually a substantial success so far
>>154586726Cubs fan started it
Seeing Nolan McLean get no run support every game is making me go ape shit
>>154586798Who gets traded first? 5 inning Freddy or No support Nolan?
>>154586726i will never understand the point of this. catching a felony and multiple lawsuits to...look tough for strangers?
>>154586797The cubs are a better team though retard
>cardiac clay>5 inning freddy >no support nolan >homerun derby david holy kek
Why the fuck would a baseball game be played on a Saturday night
>>154587075Just to piss you off. Glad it worked.
Herman Cain approved
>>154587086
>>154587075>what is tricking your gf/wife into a "date night" ballgame
These softball girls have great bodies except for the odd fattie. The fat ones are almost always Hispanic too for some reason
>>154587118somehow the most beautiful woman i've ever seen was a chubby black softball pitcher
>>154587098holy christ I could do that with ease, probably be finished by the bottom of the 3rd inning
>>154587190we know fatass
>>154587154>chubby blackobviously you're visually impaired, partially or completely blind, I'll forgive you
>>154586726Honestly, I'm terrified.
>>154587190>that’s a fairly small amount of stadium food for the average person, I’d say?
>>154587220158 lbs isn't fat faggotface
>>154587225sorry about your tiny lil weenie buddy. they have surgeries for that now!
>5 inning freddy
>>154587098are those 6oz beers?Id never eat all that ratmeat, but the beers would dissappear fast
>>154586824The Cubs are a better team White sux need to learn their place
>>154587266too bad they can't reverse yours from being removed, young 'lady'
>>154587262what in the manlet
>>154587110I did date night at a ball game once>locked in to the game the whole time>forget girl is there>tell her we're not wasting money on concessions and she should have snacked beforeno more bball date night
cardiac clay on the bump tonight
>>154587308lel
>>1545872792.6oz. The challenge is filled by a 24oz tallboy
>>154587154They're not "chubby" they look like Alejandro Kirk and Bartolo Colon
>>154587338i have that challenge 5 nights a week
>>154587348this one didn't. she looked like a young beyonce with meat on her bones
>>154587308Based
