SERIE A MATCHDAY 36>Friday 8th May 202620:45 Torino 2-1 US Sassuolo>Saturday 9th May 202615:00 Cagliari - Udinese18:00 S.S. Lazio - Inter20:45 Lecce - Juventus>Sunday 10th May 202612:30 Hellas Verona FC - Como15:00 Cremonese - Pisa15:00 Fiorentina - FC Genoa18:00 Parma - AS Roma20:45 AC Bbilan - Atalanta>Monday 11th May 202620:45 Napoli - BolognaReminder to update the bookmark for Paolo Negro's news on your Gmail, check the wiretaps, buy insecticide if dealing with Inter fans, and stay maitrankpilled.Previous: >>154531198
negru
amplifico mufa
nihao
>40 percent of the thread are posts about InterBased
>Dirham and Yildiz not called upEusebio Di Francesco, enjoy your first-ever non-relegation
>He’s one of the mistakes I made, but you didn’t mention it. Openda is working really well, and the lad is exceptional in terms of seriousness. All the boys care about him.>I didn’t play him because I thought the others could give moresack spallettikill whoever befriended Openda
>Tony D'Amico to replace Igli Tate>Vinny Shitaliano to replace Allegri
Crack Amico
>Giuntoli to Atalantalol wut
>The referee investigation continues to rock Serie A. Today, Saturday, May 9, the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office, which is handling the investigation into alleged match-fixing involving referees “unwelcome to Inter,” announced that new witnesses will be heard next week by prosecutor Maurizio Ascione. Meanwhile, yesterday was a busy day on the fourth floor of the courthouse, where Inter’s club referee manager Giorgio Schenone, the new Serie A and B referee coordinator Dino Tommasi, and the former head of the Italian Referee Association (AIA), Antonio Zappi, were heard as witnesses.>Schenone’s hearing, which lasted about three hours, focused on the April 2, 2025, meeting at San Siro Stadium, attended by then-referee coordinator Gianluca Rocchi (who has suspended himself), under investigation along with Andrea Gervasoni for conspiracy to commit sports fraud. The other witness hearings also provided useful information for the investigation, which could expand to include other Inter Milan executives.
>In connection with the secret meeting at San Siro, investigators suspect that someone close to Inter expressed specific preferences regarding the referees assigned to the season’s most important matches. According to the reconstruction being examined by the Prosecutor’s Office, opposition was reportedly expressed toward Daniele Doveri, who was deemed unwelcome by the Nerazzurri club. Wiretaps collected by investigators allegedly reveal persistent requests made to Rocchi to avoid certain appointments. The charges against the former referee coordinator are based precisely on the hypothesis of “rigged assignments,” aimed at favoring the Milanese team at key moments in the Scudetto race, which was ultimately lost to Napoli. Investigators are trying to determine who actually participated in those conversations and what role club executives played. For this reason, further hearings cannot be ruled out in the coming days. The Prosecutor’s Office also wants to verify whether Schenone, Inter’s Referee Manager, acted independently or as an intermediary for requests coming from higher levels of the club. The evidence gathered so far is still considered incomplete and requires further investigative confirmation. The investigators’ work aims to accurately reconstruct the entire network of relationships between the club and the refereeing hierarchy.
>>154583100>>154583196Funny to see what certain media outlets are and aren’t putting on their front pages
>8€/kg for cherrieswe have gone insane as a species
Reminder to suspend yourself
This morning Pope Leo XIV (not under investigation) met with executives and players of Inter
>>154583682This, 5 wiretapcoins for 500g of strawberries
what's the role of the pope? do they change anything? what the fuck they do?
>>154583632I imagine the San Luca noblemen committee isn't very pleased about the investigation
>>154583735They’re the ones taking the blame for all the priests clapping and stomping choir boys
>>154583735He's the only one allowed to use the chronovisor
Fresh rumour batch
>>154583841>Affengruberthe puzzle guys?
>>154583196oy vey
I forgot to save the Warotta edit, fuck
>>154583841
A player with over 200 hours in Crimson Desert has been messaging the developers about a bug with the character Demaine. Her boots and armor cover her feet, so he cannot see them, and this is making him lose interest in the game. He wrote, “Still can’t see Demaine’s feet… losing interest in the game… Please fix this,” and wants an immediate fix.
>>154584425there is a very special place in hell for footfags
For me it's Vaughan, Ontario, Canada.
Banada? As real as Belgium
>>154584550Team jeets should easily be able to yoink the champions league spot from the russians this year with the current form
this is the perfect 0-0 to fall asleep slowly
>>154584648yep, a distillate of carbon monoxide without the zenica ending
>>154584648Casteddu should already be 1 or 2 goals up, when they'll score udinegru will suddenly start caring and equalize, 1-1
>>154583841>the Danejeet supports Juventus nowWelcome aboard saar, pls redeem Champions League
I'm personally going to sit on the river bank waiting for the Palestra corpse to flow past me, not that he's bad per se, but he's being hyped way beyond his capabilities.
>Simeone to Juve>Allegri to Atletiyes?
>>154584759He is a pace and physicality merchant, great compared to other shitalian players but average against other equally hyped wingers >>154584851Stop killing whities mkay that's really bad
For me it's cafe Juventus on Danforth
>>154584759unfortunately for him he's playing in an era of Italian football where it takes little to enter the vicious circle of the overrating pipeline, like for example:>matches played for a low-profile club with low-profile expectations>the ownership of his contract being held by a showcase club whose sole aim is to sell (Atalanta in this case)>sycophantic sports commentary towards a particular supply chain of clubs>Serie A being a shell of its former self, i.e. that league where intelligence makes the headlines for those with nonein the past he would've been treated just like any other Mirko Pieri, mostly to avoid exposing him to unnecessary risks that might undermine his potential talent, but alas this is how we roll these days
I just realized that the dazn serie B commentating is so much better without the ex footballers trying to shill their friends and seething at the clubs they disliked during their careers.
>pellegrini >basic>unfit rovella>dele>chancellors>naulin starter >pedrotalk about going all in the cup final and not showing your hand today
>>154583841What role does Affanculo play
>>154584851two boreballs swaping spots
>Apple marketing M5 chip with crazy AI improvements but sell them on machines too weak to run a simple 20b local llm model Je suis perplex mes amis
Perin, Calafiori, Gatti, Spinazzola, Cambiaso, Palestra, Chiesa, Frattesi, Fagioli, Miretti, Tonali, El Shaarawy, Locatelli, Zaniolo, Bernardesque, Keanhere's your new blocco Juve
/^Perin, Calafiori, Gatti, Spinazzola, Cambiaso, Palestra, Chiesa, Frattesi, Fagioli, Miretti, Tonali, El Shaarawy, Locatelli, Zaniolo, Bernardesque, Kean\n\nhere's your new blocco Juve$/
Do NOT let the baggio schizo see the latest brazil world cup ad
toro toro toro
*rolls over*
cant say I expecting anything else today
>S.S. Lazio announces the contract renewal of player Adam Marusic, who will continue to wear our jersey until June 30, 2028, with an option for an additional season until June 30, 2029.
>>our
sucii
wo scored first gole?
simply a different level, grazie pres
>>154586366toro
>>154586366La Russa
sucic nice gole. i think lazio is saving for final
>>154586366Nobody, Mario Gila is too much of a defensive moster so no ball got close to the Lazio goal's proximity
>>154586378ty
we are with you dossena
Laupardo martinez
>Sarri throwing the match to study printer and give nothing away before the coppa final The Zingaro manager is getting brainmogged at this very moment
I bet sarri would unlock frappessi
The most dangerous lead...
>>154586614maybe or inter full comfy mode after winning
Sex with James Charles
>>154586614the lion doesnt concern itself with concealment
>>154586614is Sarri going to magically have more than 2 good players in the final?
>>154586776Printer is a Snake and Nazio is an Eagle. Learn your serie ass zoology
the lissone window be banging right now
What purpose do they serve? lmao
n-noslin is dutch?
A few weeks after Spalletti was hired my dad took me on a hike. At the top of the hill he showed me this huge clearing down below. “They’re making camps for fans like us.” And then he explained how to make a bug out bag, and I’d keep a little day bag with me in my locker at school in case they used an EMP on Juventus fans. He made me memorize how to walk to my grandparents where we all agreed to meet up. The clearing turned out to be a new movie theater but you never know
Serie Ass Zoology lesson:Donkeys are the N spirit animal
>Como are interested in signing Juve’s Andrea Cambiaso in the summer. The player could leave the Bianconeri, start price €35m. Napoli, Milan and Inter are all interested as wellbig dawg - cumbiaso swap and we're all happy mkay
unironically playing better with 10 men
>>154586750Pre BBL or post BBL
why do I bother
>>154587063
why the red? is it marmot league
romagnoli out of the derby. the fix is in
>>154587329hes still available for the coppa. it was the right call
forza interrr.feels gud
LLUUUUCCCCCIIIAAAANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all according to sarri's masterplan have faith
You can't call yourself a true laziale if you don't have an hard drive full of CP(2077) pictures
>>154587421I'm so sick and tired of that bald retard fielding a 3atb lineup that just nerfs Muttuidi also why the fuck is Yildiz starting? He's in terrible formffs
>>154587462Timeless meme's
>>154587501Yeah I'll play Diablo instead of watching this trash ""play""
>>154584425A player with 0 hours in Crimson Desert has been messaging the developers about the game being dogshit.The game is yet another BOTW grindslop snorefest, and this is making him avoid the game.He wrote, "Still can't see a good videogame... losing interest in modern games... I'm going back to Deus Ex", and wants to have fun.
>>154587519>>154587522Based "Going to play [Old Game} instead" posters. Only AC4 Resynced can save us now...
>>154587519>Yeah I'll play Diablo instead of watching this trash ""play""Which one, D2R or D4?
>>154587501Oh Africa
im thinking its expeditonios rome time
>Criscitiello on the referee scandal: "To save 30.000 euros a year, the referees were funneling money through foreign accounts. So it's not just sports fraud, soon we’ll also be talking about tax evasion by Rocchi and his associates."
>>154587462Plot twist is 433 with Koopmeiners cb
>>154587557>only [remake] can save us nowYou sweet summer child...
>>154587462difesa a 3 is horrifingone of many kankers of serieass
>>154587602D4, I'm busy doing Pit runs to unlock torment difficulties
>>154587869There are three classic categories of swear words.In many languages, you’ll find roughly these three main sources of coarse language.Sex and genitalia: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese. (Fuck, cunt, cono)Then there’s blasphemy in a whole host of other languages.And there, it’s more often a kind of sacrilege used as a shock factor.But we... we swear using diseases.And that happens almost nowhere else as systematically as in Dutch.So not just ‘get tuberculosis’, but also ‘cancer weather' 'I'm tuberculosis busy' and 'typhoid noise’And what makes Dutch even more exceptional when it comes to swearing is that we use "stacking".So you might have ‘tuberculosis weather’, but also ‘tuberculosis typhoid weather’, which is worse than plain ‘tuberculosis weather’.And ‘tuberculosis typhoid smallpocks weather’ is even worse.And that’s why Dutch is so utterly unique when it comes to swearing.Because we’ve decided to use diseases and stack them on top of each other.
>>154588025And since they were tired of yesteryear diseases, the Dutch then started stacking nafris
>>154588130Shut your hantavirus mouth
>>154588025>all this effort because they can't just add "di merda" to every word as a prejorative ahah merda goes brrrr
Breaking News: the papal ring stolen from Leo XIV after the Inter team's visit in Rome has been recovered in record time. It was found at a pawnshop in San Luca, but no one is under investigation.
>hamtaro virus
2 factors authentication is a psyop by the glowies to geolocate you anytime you attempt to sign in, drop that entirely
welcome home doglas luiz
>>154588292patient 0? Duccio!
Calcio /g/ idea: Manual Geolocatelli
>>154588296The true blackpill with 2FA is that it’s designed to be as annoying as possible so they eventually can sell you the:>it’s actually a lot safer and easier to just use the government drilled in brain-chip for 2FA your phone is now too unsafe / bothersome, you can also use it to make payments without a credit card etc
>>154588322
>>154588322Move aside Slugatelli, a new champion has been born
Fully prepared to lose 3 points to Roma and Coma
kek
What the...
Well that was fast
Finished even faster than I would with Emily Alyn Lind
I wasn't even done shitting and wtf Zingaro goal
Another corner successfully wasted
I have no doubt in my mind there are prettier Ducce walking their dogs around the canals of Leiden right as I type this.
And that's why we can't cheapen out on a number 9
pitch looks sketchy
>>154588587Euro 2030 venue btw
ALLEGRIANFUCKINGGOAL.
KOOPMEINERS DRIBBLED
>>154588556Rank 'em
>>154588634Cute mums
>>154588634ok I might have overplayed my hand there
>>154588667Which is also what would happen if you were to date any of these frigid bitches
Imagine if jJ had just played zingaro all season instead of tinkering with Comolli’s ngubu abominations
Siebert Acht gute Nacht
>Bremer try’s a bicycle kick>His knee almost explodeskek
>>154588634tfw Stephen fry's daughter lives in leiden
Gallo and Falcone
>>154588781Isn’t he gay how does he have kids
>>154588634
>>154588829Rolling for a date with the jukebox
>Sballet seething hard at KoopmeinersThat's his entire 2026/27 season being benched then
>>154588829Actually switch 5 and 6 around
>>1545888293 finna take over nakatomi plaza
Wasn’t able to watch the first 30 mins but holy shit that was a La Viola Vlahovic gol
Volksfrei legend and Juventus transfer target Hans Affengruber
I have to say I'm really enjoying this pissy passing around that will certainly not lead to a disaster and let Lecce score a meme goal
Tiago Gabriel's defensive style is pynotic
Hans Thuisbezorgd
>>154588960That’ll be 30 million €
>>154588938>will certainly not lead to a disaster and let Lecce score a meme goalHmm I wonder if this ever happened, and if so, who was the cause of it
>>154588990No homo but Cambiaso is cute
PSG next season jersey is very sexo tbqh
The Lecce gameplan:>Dangerous jj attack>recover ball>pass to midfielders>pass back to Wladiminro>long kick>lose possession >dangerous jj attack>repeat x90 minutes
>>154589009union jack flag
>>154589009now tell me you haven't seen them selling trinkets and scarfs on a beach before, I dare you.
Imagine if we hadn't scored lol
they got the temu Diego Moreira
In his 21st game, Dušan Vlahović has matched Jonathan David’s goal tally, reaching 8 goals. David has scored the same number in 44 appearances.
>>154589070Canadian sniper school
This team has a horrible midfield, bad physically and not press-resistant nor technical or fast, so basically none of the things needed in a midfield. When Locatelli or Koopmeiners get the ball it never feels safe, the others aren't great either but this is ass.
I rate Leche because their squad, including the bench, sounds like a Bill Cosby nibberish gibberish skit
Spalletti OUT Iraola INThere I fixed calcio
If the answer is "A Spaniard", I don't even want the question to be asked
Business nickname in case it happens: Iranola
David BTFOOpendArc Raiders found dead in a ditch
RENEWŠAN
ah, forgot that every 2nd goal of his gets disallowed
well done, zingaro, well done...however
>>154589274Get fucked
Somebody please tell me how are >we supposed to win against Fiocretina and Turdino when we're struggling against fucking Lecce?
>>154589350Magic of friendship or some shit
BELGIOOOOOOOOOO They adding Alexander the Great to Civ VII
>>154589350I saw it in the back dated esoteric prognoses from the 1993/1994 season
It's all so tiresome...
marmot check on every goal the absolu fookin state
His Honest Reaction
>>154589350Because >we play down to our opponent. The better the rival, the bette >we play.
I've seen enough. Lecce 1-1 Juventus
I haven't had time to check, is this referee 'gradito' or 'sgradito'?
Never in my life I've seen a team get baited so easily into offside
well done, kalulu, well done...however
Please never put this Zingaro on the pitch again I loathe him more than anything
>>154589477t. Ikoma Loïs Openda
what is /our/ position on offside using just feet
Hey Lois
>>154589495At least with the others I see that they're just shit, players like Loacatelli and him are worse because they'll make you believe in something and then destroy it
This team is a never-ending nightmare
Manuel Cloacatelli
ynr Morata once 'scored' an offside doppieta
>>154589583So did Keanegru two years ago
>>154589583Wenger I beg you implement that one offside rule
I swear to the fucking lord if Camerda equalizes
>>154589594And force defenders to defend even closer to their goal area without actually solving the problem of things being marginal?
Zingaro you FUCKING shitter
Jesus christ Kalunegru
wew laddie
oh man if he went down there
>sub off Zingaro>for HolmMerdavid and Merdopenda are so cooked lole
>strikerless tictocsI'm so tired of Spalletti just retire already
Conceicao really just has two neurons fighting up there
Getting REALLY clenchy here
>>154589725Name a Portugeuse with more than 2
Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with Spalletti, where are the subs
EXTREMELY editable pic
>>154589756There’s a very similar photo of Warnock mugging off the camera
>>154589772
>>154589807that’s the one
Zhegrova is, quite profoundly, useless
David wouldn't even be a starter at fucking Cambuur
>Gatti INHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAI fucking hate Spalletti
>>154589739Bruno Fernandes desu
>>154589857I'm actually expecting an autogoal from him
>>154589873Fair
Pierre Cambuuruu
Who deserves it?
>>154589756tfw commander shepard doesn't take you to fight the collectors
Zhegrova genuinely isn't a footballer lol
for fucks sake zingarova
>>154589933Only Lissone boys allowed
0 points lost to bbilan.
This should have been a 0-3 win for fuck's sake, I'm so done with these players
Once the season is over sack Spalletti please
0 points lost despite their best efforts.
I do hope atalanta does the needful so I can shit on allegro
Kino.
Lecce away=Battle of Stalingrad for this team, god help >us. Jonathan David is the worst footballer I’ve ever seen btw
>>154589992Praying that DNA-man Saladino does not bend over but who knows anymore, this year's Serie A results are rolled with a d20
Bonus from Cayman Islands-based accounts halved for Mr. Colombo there
Geolocatelli out there using NavIC
10 game unbeaten run for Spaletti
>>154590004M-Maybe we shouldn't sack Sballet, he produces too much Villeneuvekino
I don't even know how it's possible that >we dominate 90% of >our matches and still struggle this hard, missing open chances and always offside I swear it's stuff that makes you hate the sport
>>154589985Can he fix Jj?
You hear that right?...Yes that's the sound of time being gained
>>154590069I know how it's possible; his name might be David but he's not even 15% of Trezeguet.
>>154590081His Liverpool this season is one of the most unwatchable teams I've seen, Gakpo makes Boga look like Ronaldinho
Kerotan and GA-KPO
>>154590154Fiocretina and Turdino away (won 4 of their 5 matches at home under D'Aversa), not gonna lie Duccio I don't think it'll end well
>>15459015445% too high for >us, Como and Roma have more chances to make it
>>154590178>I don't think it'll end wellI fear a psychodrama on the last matchday too, it's sitting about as right with me as a discounted lidl tiramisu would
>there's a good chance that Juve's attack will end up as the second-best in the league
>>154590242Turdino and Fiocretina are playing their lives against >us as well
>pre jinxing fixtures against La Viola and Torinohow far back does one have to go to find hunchbacks this buck broken?
>>154590413Coma's schedule is piss easy as well, strange (((coincidence))) how both have Parma and Verona as 2 of their 3 last teams
Sorry, I forgot here on Discord >we can't discuss about football without it either being an anti jinx, a shitpost or a schizopost, silly me
sorry I forgot on this discord we can't mock jewe
This but with Spalletti
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
fras
Goal celebration idea: mimicking the knock knock gesture to the VAR room in Lissone
>>154590563>>154590577the twitteroid in all their glory I assume
>>154590563>>154590577Bruh
>>154590563>>154590577Not just a bald fraud but also a retard, just comb it over dude
>>154590563>>154590577Twinkazzo stole the floodlights from Milanello to install them in the tunnel at Lecce
>>154590133Germano I just wanted to let you know I noticed this post and chuckled, have a good weekend
>>154590563>>154590577Give the goggins Say no more fra
>>154590563>>154590577It's just his :skull: shape
>>154590563>>154590577Based Geolocatelli mogging everyone with his incredibly thick and oily hair
>>154590563Gnostic in the back looking ready to storm an enclave
>>154590563>>154590577He's giving Pregnantelli vibes there
>Dusan Vlahovic has scored more goals in Serie A since the start of May than Kolo Muani has managed since the beginning of the season.
Didn't have "Zaniolo solves racism" on my 2026 bingo card
twinkazzo is bullying outer /sp/ as we speak >>154588333>>154589003
>>154591121i misread that as "e insultare il mio compagno per il suo odore della pelle">mfw racist even when dyslexia kicks in
That's rude
>>154591768>that blitzkrieg from the kickoffTudor could never
>>154590756<3
>>154591799You and I both know Spalletti will stay on unless some real crazy stuff goes down, but I wouldn't mind Oliver Glassner in the dugout tbqh
>>154592246Iraola IN tyvm
>>154592278Shan't be rating any Spaniards ever, sunglasses era Morata was the exception
The drip runs in the family
Kinda want a Lecce gamer/streamer chair now
>>154591121wait how many kids does he have?
Pour moi c’est le déjeuner set
>>154592453They want the Lidl audience, beware
>>154593473none, they are zaccagni's
>>154595731
>>154595731Top lole
>He has a son, Tommaso, from his relationship with Sara Scaperrotta. The couple broke up in 2020, before their son was born, but got back together in 2024 and married in 2026, the year their second child, Leonardo, was born.not entirely sure how to react
>the media act as if we are going to change 18 of the 25 players in the locker room, but you can’t do that. This is a serious project, so that means many of these players have to be involved, because it’s tough right now to change that many
>>154603746no need to change 18start with just the ngubus (for now)
Lee Cronin’s The Zingaro
in an attemp to detox from p0rn ive stopped pleasuring myself 9 days ago and now my balls are tinglingshould i release it going off purely on immagination like good ol times or should i reject the sin completely?
>>154605016How do you deal with Duccio's goonbait posts?
>>154605016Have you cleaned your cables?
>>154605149D*tch flag is filtered just like B*lgium
>>154591768why did number 5 dodge the cross?
>>154605016i think its healthy to coom. bawls need emptying
>>154595731jejejejej
https://x.com/Dulafive5/status/2053391298187428320kino
>milanfans miss Conceição and want Allegri outKEK
Grim
>>154606556Lmfao no one wants that dumb nigger, keep dreaming.
>>154606660it’s their old crest vro
Just stole fm 26 but I can't see the referee budget in the financial section. Is it possible we were lied about this rigging thing the whole time???
>fm 26grim
>Feminine Male 26
un italiano vero
un malawiano vero
>Roberto #Baggio al CorSera sulla crisi del calcio italiano: “I bambini non giocano più per strada e ci sono pochi italiani. Se devi andare a prendere un giocatore altrove e naturalizzarlo per la nazionale, significa che non hai trovato un italiano pronto allo stesso livello…”>I bambini non giocano più per stradaKURPA DEL CELLULARE
For me, it’s going out for groceries and sneezing and coughing all over the products on display
Vardy just scored!
THE GLOWIE IS BACK
>>154606809>unironically playing fm26
Relegation battle fixtures as it stands as Cremonese are playing leading 1-0:Lecce (32pts) : Sassoulo (A), Genoa (H)Cremonese (31pts) : Udinese (A), Como (H)Who do ya think bros is staying up. I think Lecce have the decent games to get a win
>>154608091Yeah but Lecce has EDF, he's a master at the most undeserved and comically unlucky relegations
Just saw a nihao with a jJ shirtKimjim mae to jJ confirmed
>>154608091I don’t see Cream on, Ese. getting any points vs apudinese and fiberglassWhat happens if they go equal points what is the tie breaker for relegation?
>>154608119Thanks Brazzo
>>154608183It's a shame Casteddu are safe from relegation
>>154608183>What happens if they go equal points what is the tie breaker for relegationI'm assuming goal difference and head-to-head results.
>>154608183First H2H then goal difference then goals scored iirc
>>154608119How do you know it’s not Kodai Sano being confirmed?
>>154608208>>154608214Apparently they’ve removed that we just get a kino 1v1 if they end on equal points > Attenzione anche a cosa dice il regolamento: se Cremonese e Lecce dovessero finire appaiate al 17° e 18° posto a fine campionato, si giocherò lo spareggio salvezza
sborreggio salvezza
when did women's football stop being a basin of mannish lesbians?
>>154608240Now that you mentioned, Momoko Tanikawa to jJ confirmed
Why are Roma signing all the Scandinavian girls?
>>154607272LMAO the fucking audacity to complain about kids when he’s out there advertising betting websites
>>154608363I feel like we're not realizing how ridiculous it is that old farts keep blaming kids (especially the ones with non-Italian roots) for the failures of the Italian NT instead of the people who are in charge of the stuff. These dudes unironically keep saying kurpa dei nekri and kurpa dei bambini che non giocano per strada when the league's a boring shitshow and the youth management is six feet under, only thing needed is to take a look in the other leagues to see what the problem actually is.
>>154608398The first one to be dealt with would be you, still giving credence to that pile of flaming manure called Corriere dello Sport, a newspaper that is doing everything it can to cover up the public prosecutor's investigation in Milan by conducting themselves in a manner that warrants removal from the register of journalists. You're the one showing off the first bit of boomer attitude, a sucker who believes any headline he reads to fall for manipulative journalism every time.Back in the day Baggio produced something like 900 pages of proposals for reforming the FIGC probably addressing the youth management issue first and foremost, do you really think he spent all those pages just saying, 'hurr it's the fault of young lads who won’t play in the streets'? Do you even realise what you're going on about?
Redpill me on this club
Are you bored? The second to last matchday of the Memedivisie season is about to kick off, all at the same time with much to play for in terms of European (playoff) places and relegation. Find your stream at your local calcio killer.Go Ahead Eagles - PSVFeyenoord - AZFC Groningen - NECFC Twente - SpartaAjax - FC UtrechtNAC - HeerenveenFortuna Sittard - PECTelstar - HeraclesExcelsior - FC Volendam
>>154608532>Back in the day Baggio produced something like 900 pages of proposals for reforming the FIGCDid anyone ever even see what he put in there? Whenever the NT shits the bed it all goes back to that paper as if it was word of Christ and no one even knows what the fuck the content of it was.
>>154608597Incest porn
>>154608597You, and everyone else, is literally free to read it kek
>>154608632Where can I find it? I'm genuinely curious
>>154608570Will they ever get their first star?
>>154608583Le Fere on the right
I hope Massimi wakes up stiff
>>154608570>best looking stadium in Italy at least from the outside >best tifo in the league second only to maybe Riommers >actual heir of English football in Italy>crippling debt>proud to the point it borders delusions at time>used to be the money laundering venue of choice for the striped clubs
I forgot >best kits in the league 95% of the time
>>154608866>>154608888Checked
>>154608597they covered it recently in a podcast with baggio's former agent whom from what I understood was the main coordinator of the project. Very in detail plan to produce basically nation-wide training system
>>154608962>agent was the main coordinatorsurely this wasn't an elaborate plan to basically farm future clients, right?
>>154608597>establishment of new federal centers spread across the twenty Italian regions>reform of federal training centers with three dedicated, highly specialized instructors>ensuring that every Italian talent has access to adequate facilities and high-level technical instruction without necessarily joining a large professional club.>creation of a digital platform to collect data on matches, training sessions and the progress of young players>increase scouting efforts, monitoring up to 50,000 matches per year through a coordinated network of scouts>prioritize instructors with college degrees or pedagogical expertise, not limiting selection to soccer experience alone>establishing a team of university researchers and FIGC members in constant contact with the technical staff of major professional clubs to update teaching methods (permanent study group)>programs to integrate academic study with competitive activity, ensuring that young athletes do not neglect their education and restoring a focus on ethics and behavioral standards
Nico Will-ACK!
>>154609014nah he seemed like a well-intentioned guy, but the project was probably to big and honestly I dont even want it now if it means draining public money...
Juventus has qualified for the Champions League (Women)
>>154609079I know, i was joking about that possibility. Agents aren't particularly known for having good reputations
>dybala 3.5
>>154609144it seems cuesta has already broke his house lease because he probably received offers from the premier...
Dybalabros we’re so back
>>154609164Marriage is a powerful drug y'know
>>154609288Does his wife have eyebrows again?
>>154609341Does Annekee have a single gram of adipose tissue?
Adopo tissue
Adinolf tissue
>>154609359Probably not, but she does have some snake-oil for you to buy!
Buongiorno tissue
If she started a weed business she should call it annekee kraut
The Sword of Allah
THE SWORD SLASHES
Anis haj moussa sounds something like you would order at Starbucks
Just watched Italy’s second rehearsal for the Eurovision
Germano another ai slop banger dropped
we hebben een serieus heerenveen
watermalen gol
These dudes have Malen scoring R9 goals and I have to put up with "Vlahovic" and "David"
What does it say about Calcio when he's scoring week in, week out?
>>154609848If we were to judge by the football quality, Roma deserves the CL spot 10 times more than jewe
>FC Twente and NEC have now overtaken Ajax, who now are in the Conference League play-off spots of the league table. An additional problem is that Harry Styles will be performing at the Johan Cruijff Arena during those play-offs, meaning Ajax won’t be able to play at home during any potential play-offs.Lole, you can't make this shit up
Fuck, owled it
>>154609848I've seen more coherent maneuvering in a Big Rounded 5v5 Haxball lobby than in these few seconds of webm
>>154609848>these first 20 secondsEFL Championship-esque
>>154609848That touch from Malen is a beauty
Who are the good guys in this derby?
>>154609953The ones that aren't raging nonces
>>154609953Lazio has the most tractors available, so it's them
>>154609953one is supported by riomman empire larpers and losers from the city of Rome's slumsthe other is supported by a bunch of nationalists that have around 20-30 terabytes of child porn saved across multiple hard drives
>>154609968>>154609978What's with the nonce accusations toward Lazio?
>>154609978Hypothetically, how would one get their hands on some of that storage? Prices are crazy rn
All hail king Gerry of the plusvalenze
>>154610025It's j*wish pilpul
>>154610025chuds are notoriously pedos>>154610031second hand market, I'd avoid that unless you're happy to find some questionable stuff only laziali love
>>154610025Browse /seriea/ whenever Lazio plays and you'll see its fans constantly posts and make remarks about child porn
>>154610058Isn’t it just the Brazilian ? Why do South American posters all appear to be nonces? Is it just a coincidence?
>>154610050Crazy Stuff Only Laziali Love
>>154610067They're all naturally chuds so it just comes standardized for them
>>154609953Lazio still makes the normogroid seethe so them untill that lasts.
Il Feyenoord è sicuro del secondo posto nel campionato olandese e diventa la diciassettesima squadra a staccare il pass per la prossima Champions League. 17/36BARCELLONABAYERN MONACO PSVARSENALREAL MADRIDINTERMANCHESTER CITYPSGBORUSSIA DORTMUNDVILLARREALPORTOMANCHESTER UNITEDATLETICO MADRIDLENSLIPSIAGALATASARAYFEYENOORD
>>154610135
>>154609953lazio is based while riomerd are all cucks like sickwolf or failed assassins like mark violets
milanbros...I don't feel so good
>>154609848that there is something fundamentally wrong with the British isles, that is not a man that should flop at Villa no matter how poor serie a may be.
>unironically using "chud" in any context
>>154610172Reminds me of this
uh oh, the pedos are getting mad mad itt
>>154610025riomma pay hag infuencers to attend matches, Lazio dont. The Lazio crowd qts are free.
>>154610238if you kidnap them from the kindergarten they sure are
Need Atalanta to do the funny thing
>>154610261Sofascore is giving me Riomma ahead of bbilan, what counts first? h2h?
Sickwolf mentioned
>>154610274H2H then GD
>>154610238Rank 'em>>154610274Wikipedia says this:1 Head-to-head points2 Goal difference of head-to-head games3 Goal difference overall4 Higher number of goals scored5 Play-off game at a neutral venue if relevant to decide European qualification or relegation; otherwise by coin flip
>>154610274the team that still has to play is always ahead if on equal points
>>154610301bottom > 3 > 2 > 1 > 4
there are people itt that are going to sit through 90 minutes of allegroball tonight when women and El clasico exist, let that sink in.
>>154610393not meI marked out the boundaries of the technical area around my couch so I could squat in it while watching the game, like a proper Serie A manager
gwan parmalat
Roma will score another soon
>germoso
>>154610472Did you notice it in the betting agencies' feeds too?
yeah he only looks like Ronaldo
>>154610393not me, I'll watch the sixers get battered by da joos
offside by the looks of it
>>154609848DA BIUTIFUL GAMEThese are the most technically gifted players in Serie A btw.
Name a miracolozzo in soccer that's bigger than if allegri gets a punticino d'oro 2nite against atalanta
Helen of Troilo
Me? Ovest Prosciutto lifelong
>>154610589You're Italian you have to support the Knicks
>apehoop without a shadow of a doubt even lower than 90 minutes of allegroball on the totem pole
>>154610895sorry I'm a sexers lifelong, I'd rather be the laughing stock of the sport than ever be associated with new yuckers
Marmottarsenal
why does Malena keep shooting it at the negru rather than curve it around him?
>>154611054Rarely ever hated a team as much as them, their whole thing is fouling everyone while nothing gets called but they get goals disallowed when it happens to them lel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA atalanta died so that roma could win a conference lidl cup
since when die the change corner/goalkick decisions? Specially the one time the ref got it correctly
Cuesta is straight up Loki tier
>>154611054Poorfags absolutely SEETHING that GODsenal are winning league AND cl
>RTINGS has microwave oven reviews too kek based, too bad they're now all behind a paywall
hehe
>the bad guys winhow originalalso>Mancini
Mandela Keita is a top tier black name, Bantustan as fvck
11 gol annullati alla juve, zero all'inter>>154611522Do they have water kettle reviews? Mine just broke down today, the little led in the knob still works but it doesn't heat up no more.
>riomma>good goys
>>154611555no(t yet)
How did they make it to Serie A if they are this shit?Do they get paid by other Serie A clubs to lose or something?
Cuestaball makes Arteta look like Zeman
Based Nelson helping Juve reach CL from beyond the grave
>>154611590They won the dynasty warriors 3 tournament
>>154609953I got in trouble at my secondary school trip to Rome back in the 2010s because I wore a Lazio jersey with Klose on the back. It seems some Romano's really have a dislike for Lazio due to their fascist and nationalistic past.So I only ever wear the jersey while im in the gym or at home
>>154611590they were okayish with Gilardino but replaced him with a rookie (Hiljemark)
>>154609848what the fuck is this.
>>154611584Kind of sad how AI companies scraping their site made them have to resort to paywalls and referral-link hawking tbqh
if you want to earn free money bet on Parma getting relegated next year, Cuesta is going to pay for all the sculate with interest
riomma choked. oof
>>154611639yeah I'm afraid they won't last long
great shot if no handball desu
DEVYNE FABIAN JAIRO RENSCH
Man the quality of Serie A is so bad in recent years. Just look at these goals man.
>>154611650They need to improve in their goalkeeping department. Zion Suzuki is not a goalie level for Serie A. Also the Ben Cremaschi fella is he there for game time or hes just a pretty boy either way hes mediocore.
>>154611650eh unless someone raids them their team is too good, I only see Bernabe and Keita leaving
>>154611659kek based they're now going to win
>bad and lacking gameplay>great musicRoma is the Mixtape of football teams
>Chiffijust let the play continue you retard it's a mutual foul
lmfao it's never a penalty though this sport is dead
chief kiffi just inventing shit now
Schiffi moment
Er palazzo
0 points lost to Riomma, despite (((their))) best efforts0 points lost to Chromo, despite our best efforts
LMAO the fix is in.
Riommers unironically claim that Er Palazzo is purely there to help Juve and hinder Roma btw
disgraceful and I'm not even a zozzonero
And that's why riomerd are the bad guys
Rocchi status?
at least start the court proceedings for the Cardboard if you’re gonna script the league this badly, fuck doing it for top 4
You aren't ready for the absolute shitshow that AIA will pull in order to let Fiorentina win next weekend
This league is actually disgraceful lmfao
>>154611869mafia league
Douglas Costa gol against Milan futuro
What the fuck happenedI turned the tv off
>>154611869Someone out there is trying to kill it, but the universal unity won't allow it...
Roma had at least 5-6 scudetti refballed against them shut the fuck up
>>154611724Free my nibba lil crow
Here they come, the cinghialoni
>90+11 Donny Malen (P)Yes very legit
Starting the World Cup without Donyell Malen up front—that’s practically and theoretically impossible. In Italy, they call him—along with Recoba and Salah—the best ever winter signing.
All Milan Kings prepare for deployment, we’re next.
>>154611903Someone plz respond
Link to his stream and honest reaction?!?!?!?!??!
Maurizio, you are ALL of us.
Strisciate >> Roma/Napoli >> Lazio/Viola > rest of the leagueThat's the referee pecking order when it comes to rigging and has always been, welcome to serie A.
>>154611938Fallo di Rensch diventato rigore per la Roma. Uno scandalo. Se ripenso al gol annullato a Vlahovic a Firenze.
I wasn't watching, how bad was the rig by Er Palazzo?
grim levels of goalscoring
>>154611967Equalizer wasn't checked for Mongcini handball and Resnch commits a foul resulting in a rigore paa riomma
>>154611967African election tier
>>154611928What the hell was Aston Villa thinking?
Kurpa de KarsdorpKurpa de MurinhoKurpa daa DeaKurpa de Pellegrini co MurinhoKurpa de TaylorKurpa der palazzoKurpa daa cupolaKurpa der feye noKurpa de PallottaKurpa der prestigioKurpa der tedesco che porta jellaKurpa de Lina SouloukouKurpa de Mancini che nun fa nienteKurpa der campo sinteticoKurpa dello stepponfutKurpa deo zingaroKurpa de Riso che nun se fa sentìKurpa dei FridkinKurpa dei Fridkin che fanno i video ingannevoliKurpa der VenezziaKurpa dee percentualiKurpa de DobbikKurpa de SuléKurpa de MegnòKurpa de PippalaKurpa de MassaraKurpa dell'orari daa Juve
Also a Como robbery earlier today, turned up the gears by 200% lmfao
>Mazzoleni at varahahah
>>154611982>>154611987Fucking hell, I wish I didn't know now lmao
ZITTI TERRONILA MAGICA DOMINA
>>154611937How many tonight? (shots on target, there will be no goals)I'm guessing 2. I'll just watch the youtube highlights of Gimenez sending the ball over the roof of San Siro.
>>154611937even tho I think lazio have the worst sqaud in the league, that lineup is still somehow worse
>>154611979>not a single lazie on there lole>17 gol cappocanonieri if I hadn't already thrownup last night, I would now
>>154611937Luv me some wingers turned second strikers/centre forwards
Ziggo screencap of the penal moment
>>154611979It's been 7 years. When will Leao be unlocked?
>>154612082Serie WWE
>>154611959not even closeRiomma and Lazzie have been refballed since the age of time despite their "major club" status
New thread lads
>>154612098Allegru is doing weird Milan Lab experiments on him trying to turn him into a 9 or something
>>154612098No prison cell is big enough to contain his tardation that needs unlocking
>>154612055Is the bbilansissy way
>>154612113because e you only remember the matches against the teams more protected than you lol, you don't consider the gifts against the league fodder as gifts even.
>>144922247
>>154612143That's just repayment for the damages done against strisciate
>>154612159ee rimborso speseer palazzoaa società assentehow many other wondrous enemies is aa Maggica fighting against?
>>154612224>>154612224>>154612224>>154612224>>154612224
investigate this corrupt league and shut htose mafiosi down
>>154611728kek
