Mitchell Daniel Marner Edition>>154577535
knights won
Marner Won
>>154581600Mitch is getting his revenge. He may drink the blood of Ontarian babies from his Stanley Cup someday
>LAFFS
Imagine you're out with your family, and a zoomerbitch taps you on the back to tell you your team sucks with the biggest shit-eating grin.These shark girlies think real life is like Twitter.
>>154581680KWAB
>>154581680they're not good people anon
slopdown was cancelled
>Krystal McKenna, the mother of Penn State men’s hockey’s Gavin McKenna, has been charged with selling or furnishing liquor to minors, according to a criminal docket filed on April 29. >The offense occurred on Jan. 31 in State College, the same date Gavin was charged with felony aggravated assault following an alleged altercation in downtown State College, according to court documents.
>>154581800what an absolute shitpile of a familyif Gavin weren't blessed with talent they'd be like the fucking trailer park boys
LAFFS IN SHAMBLES
>>154581800good grief
>>154581800Is this why Gavin got all punchy that one day
>>154581800She should be locked up for giving alcohol to an 18 year old what a sick sick individual
>>154581800Is she a native?
>>154581800doing everything to get him to drop to the 4th pick lol
>>154581800what a disgusting family.
The only Oiler to score in game 7 of the 2024 finals.
>>154582094
>>154581800gavin's mom is HOT
>>154581800>>154581841But what if the (20 year old) child consented (to drinking a beer)
*be's winning*
poo peeland
>>154581800based mom helping teens party
Luv kiwis h8 hoc edge lords
>>154582284She was so kind to them that Gavin had to be unkind
>>154582284>>154582230I mean, lots of adults facilitate their kids and friends to booze up at home, but this only works if you can trust them to be reasonable and keep a lid on it. Anyone who gets caught and busted for supplying booze to their kid's friends means they're redneck trash and can't be trusted to act like responsible people. The problem isn't the specific crime she's gotten busted for, the problem is the incredibly low quality people they seem to be.
wordle in 2
horsle in 4
>>154582360>>154582355Are you using card magic or astrology to figure out who is winning what? If not, your predictions are not reliable.
>>154582395Are you using a VPN to cover up your sexual assault case in which you were brutally raped back in April of '22? If not, there is no if not because you are and you were
>>154581800she looks like the blackhawks logo
>>154582316you sound like a pussy
>Superstar with a controversial parent is being drafted to the leafs Sun reporters 1
>>154582475mhm
Leafs are so desperate they want to win a cup with a criminal family
>>154582482simmonsbros we eating well for the next decade
apparently there are two Räty
>>154582504there is a third one but he wasnt a hockey player>Seppo Henrik Räty (born 27 April 1962) is a retired Finnish track and field athlete who competed in the javelin throw. He was a World Champion, having won gold in 1987. He was also an Olympic medalist (silver in 1992, bronze in 1988 and 1996). He was nicknamed Tohmajärven karhu ("The Bear of Tohmajärvi") and Tohmajärven tykki ("The Cannon of Tohmajärvi").
>>154582533best known for his famous quote "germany is a shitty country"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g57_bFCArMU
>>154582533>Seppobut that's an american name
What should Toronto do:a) Draft McKenna/Stenberg, try to improve the roster in free agency and via trade and hope to make the playoffs and Matthews/Nylander buying the plan Chayka and Sundin are selling them?Orb) Draft McKenna/Stenberg, trade Matthews/Nylander/Rielly for big packages of NHL ready prospects/picks and start rebuild with McKenna/Stenberg as the first piece?
Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>rags
>>154582596Fencesit between these options and fuck it all up again
fug apparently I missed boomer hockey vs Finland yesterday, tickets cost almost nothing
>>154582636>no renberg>no holmströmyawn
>>154582596>What should Toronto do:KYS themselves and all their fans, ownership, management and media. It's the only way.
>>154582728we are winning the cup next year tho
>>1545826231
>>154582636where sedin
>>154582816not boomer enough
>>154582839what about markus naslund
wheres jen
>>154582636which boomers were on our side
Stenberg is going to drop to my hawkies at fourth :)
bedard is playing hard to get with celebrini
canes sweep today if my digit ends with a number
>>154583437looks like a hockey stick to me
>>154583411just like my canadian cartoons
Sabres/Habs is going to 7 games, isn't it?
>>154583702Lol no. Habs in 5.
>>154583751FFFFUUUUUUUU
it's over, sweden/finland final confirmed
>>154583490I imagine Canadian cartoons are hard to get in sweden
>>154583801imagine guarding mackys butt
>>154583801>fraser mintenno Carlo or Laughton?
>>154583826
How dem laffs fans feeling after Marner’s natty hat trick?
>>154583862laff fans are still feeling high on getting mckenna sadly
>>154582596Doesn’t matter, the media and fanbase will make them losers
>>154583801>mathew “one T” Barzallol why? He’s overrated af
>>154583862>Marner’s natty hat trickNo, not in the same period.
>>154583838i do believe it is the worst canadian world cup team in living memory, and i think so to is the usa team (please correct me if i am wrong amerifrens)
leave it to NAggers to complain only having 40% of their olympic team in the world champions meanwhile every other nation has three fourth liners if lucky
>>154583978bro you got barkov playin
>>154583817do you know angela anaconda?
>defrosted for you and for mego habs! habs in 5
Buffalo is playing way too slow.
>>154583751>>154584092Sabres in 7
>>154583936>same period why did this yank think a natural hat trick has to occur in the same period? little embarrassing no?
when you think about it, we were only 5 goals away from winning last night
>>154584121we would be blessed by gary and god (gary) were that series go to 7.if the dabres win i will cheer for them desu
>>154584149Joke time: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left to go to work? Bye SonHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAH
reminder we STILL have the option of inserting Laine and benching Caufield to give him a kick in the pants
>>154584169KEK
>>154584178nah, laine is too busy fuggin his latinx wife
>>154584124Retard
i wish i could have a dabre sabre to call my own :(
>>154584221>doubles downoh no no no
>>154584281Retard
>season of the mitchSeason of the Witch was a great movie starring Nick Cage btw, and I do believe this is what Gary was parodying with his punny headline.
This isn't even funny anymore
>>154581800
>>154583939Canada is deep at center. Shitty defense and goalies though
>>154581800the secret to gavin's success is firewater
gary's raising the cap so mcdavid can go to whichever of the capstrapped sunbelt franchise he chooses
>>154584365JEN
I've been saying this for years:McMeme will go to the >kongs or >rags
>>154584365spit my monster all over my keyboard lmao
>>154584609Both teams are currently way worse than the Oilels with no end in sight for being shit. The Kangz have a median age of 33 for their 6 defensemen, are signed for years to come and not a single one of them except Clarke should play more than 3rd pair minute.And why the hell would McMeme want to play on a team with ZibanJihad on contract until 2047?
Will Gary allow the Flylels to win a game or are the Randys going 8-0?
>>154584779Money. That's why.
>>154584796one of the best hockey players of all time will waste away his career on a team that has no chance to win in the next 3-4 years (his last prime years) for...money. got it
>>154584796Pretty sure he wants to win a cup and then he wants to get paid.
Kings are the worst team in the league don't get fooled. They're even worse than Seattle.
no offence to any of their fans, but teams like the kraken and mammoth I genuinely don't consider to even be in the league
>>154584814why is that so hard to believe? do you not know how money works?
>>154584814>>154584834Well he's certainly not going to win a Cup if he stays on the Oilers. If the kongs or rags offer him a better deal, do you not think for a second that he wouldn't chase a Cup on a new team for the right price? Food for thought.
>>154584845Mammoth are Vegas 2.0. They'll win the league within 5 years unlike any Canadian team kek.
>>154584779Zibanijad is christian
If the Sabres won the Cup, would McMeme consider a move to Buffalo?
jihad means effort in arabiczibanejad has nothing to do with that
>>154585041Why would they want him?
>nate dog with flippers and mask in poolUnbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>154585123Good question. A stupid one. But a good one. I personally wouldn't be opposed to it. Maybe the thought of bolstering a potential back-to-back Cup victory?
Knights wonBacklash toknightahhhhh yessir
whats wrong with tage thompson?
>>154585215nothing. he hit a rut and blew a tire on goal similar to hutson in previous game that caused a breakaway goal/put game out of reach. sucks, but happens. you are seeing habs derangement syndrome whereby they think they are amazing team.
>>154585215Playoff stress/anxiety. He will be fine.
tage thompson has a brother who can instantly tell you the fluid pressure of any systemthey call him gage thompson
when willl the blackhawks be good again ?
the new (((bagel))) shop that just opened charges 11 cent to slice your bagel
>>154585215he's ready for vacation
>both Philly teams beat their most hated rival in the first round and celebrate like they won a championship>only to get swept in the second round
which team has the least represented fan base on /hoc/?
>>154585327
>>154585466when you see it
>>154585602most would apparently be the mammoth as 50% (1) of their fanbase is itt
just wanna go out there with the boys and bang that fucking glass
>>154585588this is dumb, why would knicks and hurricanes fans hang out?
>>154581800Lock this thug up
>redditrannies are stil dilating over carter hartKek vegas can NOT continue being this based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778342095619445.mp4
>>154585041I think it's a far better chance if they don't win the cup but goes as far as reaching a conference final.
>>154584927Not if the team fucking blows and he has to play for a shit team for 5 seasons until they are even remotely good.
>>154585900Stfu fag we love the Sabres here
I heard the Flyers are looking to win tonight
>>154585602Mammoth or Blue jackets
>>154581680Sharts fans are extremely soft pussies too>they shit talk>dish it back>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIKE SAY THAT WTF WERE GONNA BE CUP WINNERS IN 2027 WE BELIEVE IN CELEBRINI X TOFFOLI (unironic) GAY SEX ENERGY WILL GET US THERE
>>154585623>>154585970detroit
>>154586029retard
detoilet
>>154585281Jen
>>154585215How do you pronunce his name? Is it "Tay-jah" or "Tah-gay"
>>154585138Nova Scotian autism is special
>>154583259Antti NiemiNiklas BäckströmOssi VäänänenLasse KukkonenSami HeleniusVille KoistinenSami LepistöTeppo NumminenJesse JoensuuEsa TikkanenSaku KoivuEsa PirnesJari KurriNiklas HagmanSami KapanenJere Lehtinen
>>154585923Learn to read, saar.
Buffalo seem inconsistent. Habs have a legit shot at winning
>>154586049no you
I HATE HATE HATE the avs
>>154586162>readingGay boomer hands wrote that post
>>154583702Nah either Sabres are going to get their shit together and win easily or they’ll collapse
>>154586242>lost at homecollapse is already happening
We look fly, we look good.
>>154583702>>154583783it almost looks like he did it on purpose. jus sayin
>>154581800I’m not surprised
Mitch the chad Marner
>>154585206>backlashdon't know how i forgot about this but my day is salvaged
>>154581800he's going to be the Johnny Manziel of hockey. 100% bust
>>154586247They also struggled against the >ruins at home
Canberra Brave's first game of the season has been hit by last-minute chaos after the ice surface was accidentally damaged.
>>154586297boston didnt even belong in the playoffs
>>154586308neither did Philly or Pittsburgh. The entire eastern conference is pure garbage
>>154586308They only made it because Detroit choked hard. 32 teams is too many. Contract the league to 24 and only 8 make playoffs
>>154586314add buffalel to that list
>>154586359montreal has to be tagged onto that list, pierre
>>154586314>entire eastern conference is pure garbagethis but for the pacificcentral is gonna bootyblast everyone
I am sorry for being Canadian please forgive me
>Nathan MacKinnon swimming in a hotel pool with flippers and gogglesnone of you will EVER be as cool as him
>>154586455I'm sure it's part of some strange min-maxed health routine he cooked up.
>>154586397knights rule retard *dabs*
>>154586475practice for when the lads go diving for scallops
>>154586455ickiest ick of all time
>>154586385>that good team? they're actually BADyanks in charge of banter
i knew that was gonna force c*pey out to seethepost kwab
>>154586486Jen
the truth is Avs-Wild is the best hockey we'll see this year
Oilers are spending 8 million next year on jarry and Campbell btw
>>154586522terrible post. flyers win in 7
>>154586522>no defense is good hockey
>>154586499we don't seethe here
>>154586274* flush it down *
>>154586475I bet he goes to those fancy saunas
>>154586493slaf/caufield/suzuki are at a marner/matthews laffs level of underachievement, the two pins holding the team together are an overachieving rookie netminder and the third linethey are going to get gaped this round or next
samir lost and is paki kwabdilly lost and has no milly kwab trb lost and was raped kwab
>>154586499 Take a breath. You're not pathetic—it's survival mode. The kids are fed, bills are paid. Youre so strong And honestly?- That’s growth. Good job mama
>>154586577KWAB
Go back to playing your children’s rpgs and leave the hockey discussion to the men
>>154586577Based retard
>>154586611stop me when im telling lies
is heated rivalry actually watchable lmao i hear all the hoes love it
>>154586635yeah I loved all the sex scenes especially when they suck each others cocks etc.
>>154586635
>>154586635Yeah the plot is unironically good and the actors all do a good job. I just skip the gay sex scenes to avoid being gay.
>>154586455Why isn't he wearing a life jacket? That's irresponsible.
>leafs are dead in the water with no future>magically they are granted the first overall pick saving them and making matthews stay in Toronto.Hmmmmm
>>154586544Didn't you listen to Tocchet's presser? He basically conceded defeat. Obviously it's not his fault though, said he just doesn't have the right players.
>>154586653it must have been good at some level. all the sharks roasties keep making weird shit about celebrini>>154586660
>>154586693Gary ran the numbers and decided the leafs are too big to fail
>>154586693>canucks are dead in the water with no future>magically they are dropped to 3OA and making everyone with a modicum of skill want to leaveHmmmmm
>>154586736Canucks deserve the first overall pick more than any other team.
Canucks deserve another 10 years of suffering along with the Sharks. Cupless ahh franchises
>>154586455is this some kind of breath control meme?
>>154586714It's romance, name 5 good romance movies or shows (you can't unless you're a braindead woman)
>>154581600>change so quick to your friend to a bitch.
>>154586835Princess bride
>>154586714sharks fujos were already quite busy before the show because they have a classic pairing to work with. though the show might have contributed a population of troublemaking casuals who don't know you're supposed to hide your power level where the relevant people might see it. the show fandom has had its own issue with weird homophobic stans.
>>154585327>>154585608>These are the people calling Canada, India 2.0
>>154586859Americans have resorted to including Latino’s as white I’m not even kidding check the Wikipedia demographics for any American city
>>154586706> * flush it down *
>>154586878no, they distinguish hispanic and non-hispanic white because latin isn't a race but is relevant demographic information.
thoughts?
lol marner always had fluke runs where he got points on Toronto too we didn’t circlejerk him then like vegass fans are now
>>1545868351.2.3.4.5.>>154586849kek>>154586856>the show fandom has had its own issue with weird homophobic stans.??? why would someone who hates fags like a show about fags
>>154586937Jealousy is an awful look, babe
>>154586944i think it's more that they have a preferred ship (the two main guys) and respond to reality (one has a girlfriend and one seemingly is dating the older hot gentleman) by attacking the gay couple. typical hypocritical puriteen nonsense.
>>154586974Just saying he was regularly over point per game in playoffs while in Toronto and we’re not posting about him everyday.
what's next for her?
>>154587026replaces berube
>>154587026selling dick r8s for $15
>>154586974Marner is a win win situationHe's playing in a market with less pressure, has found success, and seems much happier.We got the 1st overall pick this year (which wouldn't have happened with Marner here) and have a brighter future to look forward to now.After this week, it's clear that both sides won in the end. Let's close the book on this one and move on.
Our KooKoo won today, now leading the series 3-2
>>154587069after 70 minutes of overtime. watch and learn Gary
>>154587069Why does it look like a bowling alley screen?
>>154586991>knowing this much about the showso clearly youve seen it, rec or not? the leaf said it was good...
>>154587097>needing approval to seek out your homolust kwab
>>154586937this the crying wojak with the laughing mask on top: the post
Shan't be addressin' the R*ddit post>>154587095Isn't this that tele-whatever the fuck thing that never took off in north america
>>154587121>seething this much over a nothingburgerclassic copey post
>>154587097that's not the show, it's what the internet feeds me passively.the show is fine, but the hockey is just a frame. but the second season might spark some fun drama due to the big villain being Gary.
>everyone who btfos me is copeykwab
>>154587095You never had text TV in NA?
>>154587146couldn't be me
John Cena is making a major announcement on Backlash bro's
>she posted it twicekwab
Copey lost I btfo him regularly
>>154587211it's wwe plus. the subscription that allows you early presale tickets and special merch. that's it. kwab
>>154587242kwab
>>154587241Just a day that ends in y then
Marner has always been good . Now he’s just on a winning team. This fact scares the vegass fans because they know once their old shitty ass team starts to suck marner disappears like clockwork.
>everyone who rapes me is bud
France is worse than Ukraine now. Grim
vegas hate so forced desu
>Hurricanes>Avalanche
>>154587069Nice. I hope you win.
>>154587211joan cena women's title run incoming
Hurrican'ts wont make it past Sabres or the frogs I'm afraid
>>154587333I'm performative
>>154587333>miss the playoffs once in their entire history>have brain dead bandwagon fans>teams literally just gift them players and get ripped off in trades Sorry I’ll never like that team.
mccreary was the last of his kind
>>154587275>vegass>starts to suckThey already stink. They had less wins than the fucking Florida Panthers. They just happen to play in the worst division of all time. Colorado or a healthier Minnesota will rape them.
>>154587333cope hockey doesn't belong in nevada
>>154587419Moustaches are coming back in style refs should start growing one
>>154587419That's because modern refs are huge fags. Any ref with a moustache from the 70s could kill them with their bare hands.
>>154587441>cupless for over 30 years + perma silver medal hands typed that posthockey doesnt belong in canada thoever
>>154585588>only to get swept in the second roundbut we did make the second round
Notice how trb and copey and bud have the same talking points?
bonjour chums
>nooo you cant just point out facts!fuming, bubblin' even
>>154587026my wife
Flyers in 7.
>>154587477im still butthurt that right after this Kelly punched boldy in the face. I get its the playoffs so they dont call anything but your fellow reffie just got punched in the face!Spineless game management pussies
>>154587516oilers lost bud
>>154587620The refs made sure of that.
>>154587583Flyers need to show up to their games first tho
>>154587594you talking about this?
>>154587719>play the same game the colofraudo divegrasslanche play>doesn't workMildfagbros....
>>154587594>I get its the playoffs so they dont call anythingThey've been calling absolutely everything this year.
>>154587719WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING HIM
>>154587719pow! right in the kisser
>>154587719Don't care about Olympic diving
real talk why didnt refs call the avalanche on their embellishment bullshit. did gary make the call
so what do you all do for work ?
>>154587885henchman
>>154587885gary's intern
>>154587885trans escort
Mildfangay has to be one of the most retarded insults ever formed. I feel dumber knowing that people type that shit.
Clearly it's working cause it's making you seethe kwab
>>154587045>Laffs are a winnerThe delusion never ends
>>154587885state college police officer
why don't the leafs just foster some frenship?
canesbros I don't feel so good... the flylels are about to reverse sweep our shit team
>>154587885I was coach massage therapist for the Seattle Kraken but was recently let go
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>154588106Who is more at fault: laffs media or laffs fans?
>>154588106a beautiful blossoming :)
>>154588106>first goes to vegas>second is tied between vegas and wildHoly based copey just can't stop winning
>>154587885Professional daydreamer.
>>154588106When considering what could put a cherry on top on these past 12 months of Canadian sporting failures, Marner winning the Conn Smythe was but a fantasy
>>154588152Marner.
>>154588185that was my hope before the year dont think vegass can beat colorado but there's still a chance of it actually happening
>>154587885soon to be house husband. my girlfriends family is pretty well off they let us live in one of their houses for free. its like winning the lottery of life.
>>154588208buddy they gotta get thru the quacks first to get to colofraudo
>>154588152Canadians
>>154587897Goon?
>>154588106marner is an excellent hockey talent and always has been/hoc/ associating him with taking a shit is a farce and really shows how lowbrow this place is
Morning /hoc/!>LAFFS
>>154588315Unironically /hoc/ at the moment. Marner won
>>154588313brb, just going to take a Marner
Would (You) be willing to purchase a McDonald's Happy Meal even if it meant supporting Gary's great-uncles?
>>154588408Where’s blades?
>>154588343The final talking point came from a r/Leafs thread and then I think Dangle and his butt buddies talked about that same post on their "show"Once again proving that this faggot is pushing the narrative every God damn time
>>154588313* flush it down *
>>154588408Carolina’s mascot is a pig because they barbecue - they roast and eat their mascot.
>>154588408Such a crock of shit we don't get this in the United States
>>154588437Think it's ai buddy
>>154588430duck is pretty tasty too
>>154588408Wtf I don't even like MickeyD's but I'd get a few of these
>>154588408absolutely
We got this garbage instead
>>154588522Those mascots toys arent real idiot.
>>154588449yeah mcdicks is doing a stranger things promo right now
>>154588408where's hunter?
>>154588550
>>154588536Retard
>>154588569I wonder if the players ever put on the mascot costumes
dylan really isnt handling his devastating loss to copey very well these past few /hoc/s
>>154588315The 2025 Maple leafs were better then any west team last year
>>154588595Reddit and spicy reddit (hoc) are also bubblin' Vegas is actually surviving despite their shit season
/hoc/ has an extremly punchable face
>>154587524literally me osti
>>154588626>Maple leafs were betterSaid nobody ever.>laffs
>>154587885engineer
i engineer good posts
>>154588639as a henchman my face is bland and featureless
>>154587885I ensure hedge funds file successfully with government regulators
>>154587026Pwhl coach
>>154588579I'm sorry you are a literall low iq moron. Life must be very difficult for you.
>>154588550ya why didn't hunter come out?
flyers are going to win todayand misato best girl
>>154588788misato is lesbian
>>154588766Retard
When was the last time the laffs made it to the conference finals?
>>154588867>seething because you cant get fake and gay happy meal toysKWAB
>if you lose you win
>>154588905>have a melty this severe over someone liking somethingKWAB
>>154588932How many funko pops do you have?
>>154588914dylan lost
>>154588874Taking Florida to G 7 last year was more of an accomplishment
>>1545889432000, all of my Stars btw
>>154588943I have a zach wilson one, the worst jettie I have ever had to watch
>JVOEL
the Sharks would be insane to draft Stenberg. the Canucks would be insane to draft Stenberg. Guy is going to be a massive bustWe're all going to make fun of them if that happens
>>154589045the only american in consideration plays in the ohl, so at least we know there will be no american bust this draft top 15
>>154581600Literal shit
>>154589105>Literal shitDid hoc post a Canadian team again
>>154586455to be fair I also need goggles to swim
>>154589045meanwhile actual scouts have spent years watching him in person, interviewing him, tracking development, and building entire draft models. but yeah man, your reddit gut feeling definitely clears all that
>>154588975Canadian cope reaching unexpected levels
The model says I'm gay?
>>154589231jlmi
for me it's martone's mommahttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778356279673702.mp4
The thought of the Hurricanes getting an extended rest period while the Sabres/Habs beat the fuck out of each other boils my blood.
>>154589262Those teams arent beating each other up they both play pussy puck
>>154589244dirty mouth on her
>>154589197as we all know swedes can never bust, they are always the best players in the league some swedes on the internet told me that
>>154589244blonde thots usually age like absolute dog shit but fuck shes hot
>>154589272>t. Laffs fan
>>154589280interesting how you had to invent an argument nobody made because you couldn’t respond to the actual point. i didnt say swedish players can’t bust. im making fun of you acting 100% certain you know better than pro scouts
Happy flyers elimination day chat
anyone got that gif/webm of gritty going ham on the board glass?
Can't even compliment the snizz anymorehttps://x.com/i/status/2053180722953809924
>>154589337My Flyers are gonna force a game 5. Cope
>>154589348>no sound >no subtitles Why do people use x to host shit?
>>154589197just trust me asshole, the sharks and canucks would be INSANE to draft Stenberg. Let the blackhawks fuck up their future with that #bust
>>154589336i do, my eye test has never failed
i wanna play hockey so that when i score i get my own group hug :)
>>154589348>"good looking girl" >cackles
The canucks subreddit literally never stops posting about "quitt hughes".
mackinnon swimming in the hotel pool with flippers and goggles after game 2
>>154589348>getting a 5k fine for saying a gal who is good looking is good lookingWould never happen if it was a guy
>>154589436are you making fun of him? it looks like hes having a good time. not sure why you posted this.
>>154589431As those nicknames go I think it's a pretty good one
>>154589436not a carb in sightbliss
#LetsGoFlyers
>>154589437But he said it in an awkward way with no rizz
>>154589436[HEARTBREAKING NEWS]Superstar hockey player Nathan MacKinnon has tragically taken his own life by drowning himself in a Denver pool after being forced to eat wheat pasta during his time in Milan.
>>154589514jen
>>154589397bedarded > celememey
Rags are cooked after shesterkin is finished
has bud made an official statement about who his islanders should draft?
>>154589567Anon you implying shitsterskin is good? Ottershit bodies her
is cardboard good for you?
>>154589348Strange thing to say, but I don't understand why it needed a fine.>>154589436There's no sea near Denver. Where else is he going to use his goggles?
>>154589604breakfast of champions
>>154589452its not even the first time its been posted itt
What happened to Shesterkin anyway? Didn't he used to be good?
>>154589436>crosby gets to PLAP and gets PLAP'd by this every nightUGGHH!
>>154587885I work for Agilent, manufacturing associate
>>154589638Youre thinking of Sorokin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWNtYqwgv7U
I don't want the guy who couldn't score on an empty net to win the cup
>>154589683you know what you need to do anon...
>>154589660I always think sorokin is a depression medicine because it kind of looks like serotonin and i have cte
>>154589346no? :(
>>154589697>i have cteThat explains so much
>>154587885gary's deskpet
>>154589723>>154589346>dylan is posting under his place of birthSovl
>>154587885I'm a full time NEET, Ama
>>154589744how do I get autismbux
>>154589744you should develop a substance abuse problem. Big motivator to get a job or end up dead, you leech
>>154589774seethe. not anon's problem hes living the dream
>>154589346that's pretty vague. what'd he do and when did it happen?
gayest genny in this whole entire website ewwww i'm out
>>154589840you've clearly made a mistake, you posted this in /hoc/ not /cric/
It's true there is too many people larping as homo's here now and if those guys arent careful they will larp themselves in to actually being gay
>>154589880Who is larping? We love Heated Rivalry here + it comes from Canada
interesting how the Liiga final can get through 5 games in the same amount of time as two R2 games
lmao did Tage really told the media to fuck off when they asked he was injured or not?
tage is everyone's favorite incest baby
bully tage again, i dare you
tage? more like gayge lmao
My name is Tage
and i like the color beige
hypothetically speaking what would happen if a bomb went off and completely destroyed an arena during the playoffs? God forbid not during a game or while anyone is in there, of course
>>1545900511/32 of gary would turn into dust and blow away
>>154590051Probably they would start bombing afghanistan again
philly bros... our shit is fucked
>>154589638No
>>154590051If the afflicted team survives, the remainder of the series is played at the opposing team's arena. Shrimple.
imagine /hoc/ shuts down and you're all forced to migrate to twitter and co-exist with the sharks fans
>>154590051https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_draft
>>154590109That already happened last year. Turns out sharks fans are extremely racist.
>>154590109I'm a huge lib I'm only here because I didn't get to be on cool hockey blogger twitter 10-15 years ago
>>154590109For me it would be tiktok but that's only because my online crush of six years (who doesn't know I exist) regularly uploads vids. She has kinda hit the wall in recent times but she used to be super cute.
IM A CANIACCANIAC& IM DANCING LIKE IVE NEVER DANCE BEFORE
>>154590145hey bud hows the JVOEL cake?
>>154590121>The National Hockey League (NHL) contingency plan activates if five or more players on a team "are killed or disabled."[1]based gary using military style language. he runs a tight ship doesnt he
>>154590145>I'm a huge libMe too that's why I follow Sharks Twitter.
>>154590193who knew pavol demitra would be such an influential player.
>>154590129>Turns out sharks fans are extremely racist.Thats a weird take considering I've been to two of there games to watch them lose (and they did) but an SAP was had blacks, yellows and browns everywhere. Whites were the minority
>>154589806i think it was against Carolina in g1, super mad on the stands smashing the shielding near one of the goalies lol, at least thats what it looked like
>>154590247>and SAP hadHoly shit lmao I need stop smoking crack
>>154590247Non white people are extremely racist too
>>154590287>Turns out sharks fans are extremely racist.Whats the rundown on that btw
>>154590321When 4chan went down last year a bunch of us found each other on another chan(i forget what its called). It was a good time.
>>154590382Sharty party?
>>154590416Oh yeah thats it I think
>he actually went to basedjack partyGrim
>>154590545Didnt even leave the hockey thread
>>154590382Oh I remember that. Thats why I stopped posting on 4chingchong only to come back for the Olympics. Then chinkmoot started another debacle with that spur.us bs
>>154590145Aborted john chayka son
>>154590382>When 4chan went down last yeari went outside, it was awful 2/10 would not recommend
Finna watch Backlash instead of hockey
>thread dead when the games almost onThank you Gary
>>154591193grim >>154591198based
>>154591193nice, its about time quebec got their team back
>>154591239Knights dominated
>>154591193We are so back
>>154591229really noticable how much flameschads drive this genny, especially during the two series nobody is watching.
>>154591193
>>154591193Sad
>>154591295The absolute state of the Oilels
how much longer until strickland fights that scary russian guy
>>154591514You mean Danhausen?
>>154591514Wrong thread
saving an important announcement for the next thread!!!
>>154591514swerve is in the tranny fed KWAB
>>154581680I hate those girls who say the nastiest shit with no remorse, and when you talk back they do the "shocked O-face" and they're the victims
I can't believe I'm rooting for the Flyers. For the love of God, don't let Randy get an extended rest period for Sabres/Habs.
Ordered hot wings and ice cold cherry Pepsi. Let's do this.
look at this shitCarolina's Playoff TreeFirst OttawaThen PhiladelphiaThen BuffaloAnd in Stanley cup final Anaheum roasted ducksyou cant make this shit up, easiest run ever. Aho will lift stanley cup for sure
smith - celebrini - stenbergthats a cup winning line
>>154591193when ppl said diversity they didn't mean atlanta kind of diversity
>it's poetry on ice>I love that analogy >It's really more of a metaphor
>>154591697ducks got raped
>>154591700the twinks
>>154591700We're about to see the first lifelong swedish sharks fans in the history NHL who began following thenm duribg yhr summer of 2026
>>154591697If Buffalo survives Montreal, they will defeat Carolina. '06 ECF Revenge!
>>154591409I remember him being good there (obviously I barely watched outside of the playoffs). If he fell off because he is old and crazy, that is not an uncommon trajectory in this general
>>154591742much like trb
cassidy is on the panel kwab
>>154591770Yes, however, the Oilers are currently chopping sand on the golf course.
>>1545917422-1 now... they will still fluke the series>>154591762montreal is very meh, it's not comparable to carolina. avalanche is only team i would worry as carolina
>>154591756just like finnish fans of the legendary ancient hockey team florida panthers finnish superstar player and hero of finland, the proud finnish man Aлeкcaндp Aлeкcaндpoвич Бapкoв
>>154591837>cannot refute
>grown man called sashaFor me it's sasha grey
>>154591837You must be new, finnish kitties posting has been going for over a decade
I’ve been so busy and my starsies got eliminated but just dropping by to say I miss you retards.
>michkov not in the lineupkwab
eat dick dylan
>>154591837>he doesn't remember panthers legend Olli Jokinen
why isn't she singing the anthem
>God Bless America>Hotdogging the songFlyers getting swept!
damn he's old
>>154591868and how many finnish colorado fans are there after rantashit was traded?
What the fuck is this bullshit?
>>154591910Michkov will never sign with a team that has a bald coach ever again
Next thread is gonna suck
>>154591965yeah that was bizarre
>>154591948They're still avs fans because of Lehky. If you become a sharks fan now, you are not better than those rantanen fans who hopped to dallas train.
>one series is already going to end today while the other series in the conference hasn't even had its game 3 yetwhat the hell is this scheduling
bud1
Can the next thread be a Flames thread, pls? thank you
>>154592004make it
>>154591997It's entirely TNT and ESPN's fault
>>154591985ya im sure finns get up at 3 am to watch artturi lehkonen play hockey that sounds like a good time. fuck off with being disingenious and admit that the nhl for the most part blows unless you have your guy in your team.
>>154591997That's Gary giving a very clear advantage to his Eastern Sunbelt team.
>>154591946>tiesSoul
>>154592026>establishes that it's not okay to follow a team because of rantanen/barkov and these fans are lame for doing so but then says it's ok to follow a team because of a player (sharks in this case) and admits that he doesn't have a team that he has been following for agesSorry bud, rules need to be the same for both parties, you casual Sven
Yeah we lowkey need teams in Atlanta and Phoenix. The failure had nothing to do with lack of interest
new >>154592091
Did they play Kate Smith’s God Bless America?
