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KO 15:00 UK

Sunderland: Roefs, Geertruida, Mukiele, Alderete, Mandava, Hume, Xhaka (c), Sadiki, Talbi, Le Fee, Brobbey.
>Subs: Ellborg, O'Nien, Cirkin, Rigg, Diarra, Angula, Ta Bi, Isidor, Mayenda.

Man Utd: Lammens, Mazraoui, Martinez, Maguire, Shaw, Mount, Mainoo, Diallo, Fernandes (c), Cunha, Zirkzee.
>Subs: Bayindir, Dalot, Dorgu, Heaven, Malacia, Yoro, J. Fletcher, T. Fletcher, Mbeumo.
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>>154583856
>Zirkzee
HOW FOOKIN MANY
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Sunderland now has a Reform council
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>>154583912
68 minutes before being subbed off
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>>154583987
yes they do
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>big Zirk starting
Aieeeeee
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>>154584016
Nice to see England still has places where Traditional Family Values thrive
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GWAN YANITED
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Anime girls
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i am keir starmer
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>>154583987
Based posh lass dunking on the proles getting scammed
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finally some real fusball
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>>154584350
when does that start?
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Liversissy, you in here?
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>>154583987
Contemporary Nationalism is more Internationalist than most Trotskyists.
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FTM
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For me, it's Le Fee
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>>154583856
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>>154583856
What happened to Sesko
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>>154583987
Why is her left eye trying to escape from her face
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HAWAY THE SUNDERCHADS
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>>154584394
one eye going to the shop the other eye bringing back the change
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>>154583987
Reform sweep
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>>154584412
hello there. i have spic and bug fever
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>>154584386
Off clothes shopping at the local Tesco
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need both teams to lose
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>>154584386
They're resting him for the big game
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>>154584412
I just somehow know that asian women must have the most rancid farts and shit with their gross diets
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>>154584412
>>154584419
You've got Thick Asses and Waifishly thin women, at home.
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>>154584412
>>154584419
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Thank god my grandma is asleep, she's so fucking annoying in the morning hopefully she doesn't wake up until after the game end or at all.
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>>154584362
He's walking alone
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what happened to sesko
hes clothes shopping at tesco
all the sunderchads lets go
2-0 hume reinaldo
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>>154584464
Uhm anon...

People don't turn blue when they sleep.

I'm so sorry anon.
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its a beautiful sunny day out lads
hope you aren't wasting your whole day on here
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>liverpool matchy had trannies
*open united matchy*
>sexy asians
>>154584412
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>no sesko and no casemiro's free header
gonna be tuff
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>>154584480
>doesnt know about unlocked zirkzee
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>>154584457
>video deleted
fuuuuuuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM jamming to this
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Where is everynyan?
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are we ready mugbros?
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zirk scores and i post my willy
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g'wan Sunderland
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>>154584479
Whose matches do we get the black qveens on?
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Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
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Trans and proud
mufc and proud
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>>154584548
There he is!
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>>154584515
Fucking hell that's a fat brown manure Indian, did he eat the rest of them
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>>154584548
How are you not broke yet with the results so far this season
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Comfy four - zero for manchest united to be honest.
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>big xerxes and mount

wew
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>TFW I missed the Liverpool game because I was asleep

Does anybody actually like the 12:30 Saturday kick-off? For me, that's literally the worst time of the entire week to watch a match
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>Mount
How long until he’s injured
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Joshua XirXhe?
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where's my nigga casemiro??
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>>154584548
oh but he did
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>>154584582
>How are you not broke yet

Oh, but I have an inheritance.
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>wet camera lens
kino
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sshould be a good game. sunderland will be up for it because they're tiny and we're massive
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>3 minutes in
>No goals for Big Zirk
But /spuh/ promised me that he was the next legend
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2 wins away until haircut
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Bruno Fernandes suffers a life threatening injury today
It was revealed to me in my dreams
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midfield kinda got overrun
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>>154584548
wish I had the balls to put it all in the line, fingers crossed lad
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JULE
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reminder that it wasn't enough to simply touch the ball before somebody scored to count as an assist when henry had 24 goals and 20 assists in 03/04
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>suckdicki
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>zirkzee and mount started
carrick getting very full of himself now
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>>154584654
reminder that Henry also had ALL of those assists from open play.
poono only has 9 from open play
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>>154584654
Reminder that one cares
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cant score
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>>154584652
where is her entire upper abdomen
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>>154584671
thank you for caring :)
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>>154584671
One's happy that one is so free to share one's emotions
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amadinho bruh
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I will never ever rate Bruno Fernandes or any set piece spammer no matter what people say but at least he’ll be exposed when United plays actual opponents next season and he doesn’t have a full week to rest before playing against Forest B team (Theyre in Europe unlike manure)
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le fag has no spatial awareness
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>>154584672
Why are United dressed like Watford?
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>>154584649
Cheers, la.
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>>154584699
kek based
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umm when is Xerxes going to score? anyone has the schedule
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swear united haven't touched sunderland's box
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riggi
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>bruno trying to assist scuffed amad and xerxes

hmm, raised the difficulty have we
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having a bbq anyone want anything
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Missed the first 10-15. Anything interesting happen?
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investment is needed here
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Surprised Dave isn't here spamming his interracial cuck porn yet. Maybe he's busy wanking
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i don't rate Amad at all
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>>154584729
do you guys make hot dogs or do you just throw a greggs sausage roll on the barbie?
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nyr Pellistri
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We love you, Sun’lun, we do. Oh, Sun’lun, we love you.
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Carrick needs to bring in only British players (no blacks) next transfer window
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not even a check?
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Second shit game in a row, la.
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amads arm was clearly in an unnatural position
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>>154584729
>>154584749
for me, it's the burgerdog
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rigi
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>>154584744
>t. Liversissy
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>>154584783
phwooooarrr
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>>154584783
this will be 19,95$ at WC stadiums
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>>154584789
he could have been killed
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>>154584783
I like to put my ingredients directly on my food and not create 5+ extra dishes
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>>154584729
Are you stocked up on energy drinks? I'll take 2 cold ones if so, please
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>>154584789
bigger rigi is them calling sunderland offside when they're a mile on
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What ever happened to the Dan Ballard NYC Spelling Bee kid. Did he ever meet Dan Ballard?
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if someone asks you your favourite beer respond with either 'free' or 'cold' and you'll get a smile 20% of the time
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this ref is shocking
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>>154584823
Ballard called him a poof on Xitter
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0 touches for big Zirk so far
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mazraoui really shows why dalot's been starting over him
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>this ref is shocking
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>>154584789
The penalty calls of this nature are severely inconsistent by refs and leagues, mostly by refs.

I watched a J-League game this morning where a penalty like that and same in the Serie A too at a Genoa game 2 weeks ago was given but in the Premier League it isn't.

Either all refs say its a penalty or not it also applie to forearm hits too
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maguire is sad :(
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>>154584852
my boy big zirk just need more time
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>>154584852
He's on the bench
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zirkk missed out
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>>154584783
For me it's the peadog.
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the evil fellaini
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they're really gonna miss unc sixseven next season
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>>154584874
OH WAIT, HE'S ACTUALLY PLAYING
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>>154584874
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>that handball
Lmao
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>brobbey
lmao
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I remember when Zirkz was playing Clash of Clans mid game at a pre season friendly and got clowned lol
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Lel, what a lad Brobby is.
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just got back from the chippy, thought there'd have been a goal by now
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lol
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>>154584803
lol maybe 10 years ago, that's at least 50 shekels now.
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i fucking hate watching mount play football
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blunderland
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Holy fuck this manu frontline is bad
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>>154584899
have they been discontinued?
F
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>>154584893
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>>154584909
he's a big guy
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>>154584899
I get a little bit sad every time I see this photo
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>>154584909
>stadium of light
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Big Zirk is a luxury player
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>>154584859
they've been quite consistent on handballs in the prem this year though
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now that bruno has his POTY award, he is back to stinking up the gaff
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cam on xhaky
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>>154584899
bongs...explain yourselves
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>>154584936
aldi luxury range
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>>154584899
what's the gimmick? I've never heard of these.
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fucking hell amad stop slipping
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slippy
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amad...
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grim
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Very surprised Mbumbo clatt got benched yet Ahmad is still fucking everything up
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So when is Zirk gonna tap one in?
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potato field of a stadium
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>>154584978
he just need more time
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>>154584978
Next season
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Sunderland wearing themselves out on quick counters that lead to nothing. Trust the plan Carrickbros
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Everyone is slipping if I was gonna watch people sliding I will watch Alysa Liu's ice skating routines
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>>154584987
In Italy?
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>>154584990
something someone's granny would post on facebook for 6 likes
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fucking state of bumderlands pitch, they may as well be playing on an ice rink
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>>154584978
What the hell does this guy even do? He doesn't move in the box, he doesn't run, and he doesn't win headers.
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>>154584992
I was finking Championship
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amad slippalo
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KWABad
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slipi
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Wet pitch but I’ve noticed only Amad is slipping
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>>154584909
>>154584898
>>154584893
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reminder that yanited are only 1 point better off than the moyes season. they are still very much shite.
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sometimes i forget that mount and shaw are different people
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i'm gonna say it
mount has been united's best player so far
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>>154584744
he's spamming it in /epl/ instead
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This is a right semen slurper
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>43 minutes played
>zero goals

Absolute slurper
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>>154585020
Still finishing ahead of Liverpoo and walking to the CL knockout round next season.
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amad what the fuck lmao
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amad you stupid fucking cunt holy shitttttttttt
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Every time Amad or Zirkzee gets the ball, I breathe a sigh of relief.
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More like aMID
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bournmouth player sent off for the same thing bruno did against liverpoo
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>>154585039
That room is so busy.
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zirkzee has a pace of an elephant, he's not gonna outrun anyone
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>>154585020
1st in the prem since carrick took over
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big zirk so nonchalant
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>>154585034
Link these posts. You can't, can you Liversissy?
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>>154585060
1 game a week
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>>154585061
He's gonna be the next Haaland
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>>154584882
cringe nickname go rope
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>>154585060
full of stinky performances though. not sustainable
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>>154585039
wake me up when she does some WMAF
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carrick needs to scream on these fuckers
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small lil preview of what mantroony does in /epl/
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>>154585069
Why is her underwear made of beads?
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>>154585060
>just ignore the other comps and you'll easily win the league
why has no other team thought of doing this, bros??
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>>154585039
>already married and had a kid
>still doing OF but now looking bloated as fuck
she's too old to still be doing this shit
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lads I think we're winning the Since Michael Carrick was appointed trophy, bring on the samosas and biryani
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>>154585086
She’s never done IR scenes, and I doubt she ever will.
She said on her livestream last year that she was offered $1 million to do Blacked and she turned them down.
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man utd don't qualify for europe next season with multiple games/week and no clutchemiro
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>>154585090
Makes conversation? Don't see anything wrong with this. At least he's not crying and talking about bbc like Liversissy
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>>154585090
Grim desu
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>>154585114
knocked out by Grimsby and Brighton and no Europe this season and all they can muster is 3rd
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>>154585097
But that Eagle/Tiger Tapestry, the lamps in the back and those metal flowers are what you should really focus on, she's got a lot of stuff in that room for guys to focus on so they don't nut in half a second.
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>>154585090
Literally nothing wrong you little tart
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if carrick was a good manager he wouldn't be playing mount and bruno together

amorim played 2 10s in midfield and got slaughtered for it
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>>154585090
Poono broke the assist record against Liverpool?
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0 shots on target for the mighty mighty man utd
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damn what a shit half
sack carrick now
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>>154585174
>Poono broke the assist record against Liverpool?
Nah he bottled, United DNA
>>154585162
If Carrick was a good manager he wouldn't lose against 10 men but that's United DNA
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>>154585175
Big Zirk is still getting acclimated with the big stage, second half brace incoming.
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>>154585108
>>154585147
>Seething: check
>Coping: check
>Dilating: check
/mug/sissies, we're embarrassing ourselves...
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>>154584413
Lmao. Why is Google refusing to show me results on this man?
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Manchester United is the club for me!

Love from Korea <3
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10v10 in the fulham bournmouth game

might switch over from this slop
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>>154585162
still think this is just carrick showing the front office that this is the post-casemiro life if they're not gonna do anything to replace him
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If Carrick was a good manager the players at United wouldn't play for him
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half time offtopic images
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>mass replying
yeah he's upset
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>>154585195
Done them
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>>154585194
a goal scoring 6 is irreplaceable

they'll bring in a workhorse ngubu like baleba
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BIG SESKO HATTY :3333 UWU
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uh oh sissy melty
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YANITED YANITED YANITED
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>>154585207
I AM NOT FUCKING UPSET YOU CUNT FUCK OFF
>t. LiverCHAD
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>>154585203
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>>154585207
>>154585225
Happens every day at this point.
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YANITED YANITED YANITED
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>>154585234
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>>154585243
thanks for confirming that mantroony mass replying and being upset happens every day
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>>154585254
Done him
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You have to question why liversissy has so many gay & trans images saved on his pc
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>>154585243
xhe's seething across 3 threads
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why does Dave keep posting femboys, grim
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would?
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>>154585269
He's an odd bloke that race traitor Dave, heard hull is his local club
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>>154585270
didnt realise cows were allowed in stadiums
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>>154585274
Hull? Grim
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respectable friends of the english football,we are back from break
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>>154585255
<3
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>>154585285
>didnt realise cows were allowed in stadiums
well it wouldn't be fair if they didn't let women from Manchester in the stadium now would it
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>>154585270
This looks like the type of people that would vote to be represented by the Reform Party, yes.
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>>154585290
Hello hungary. Please ignore liversissy.
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do japanese women smell as good as they look
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>>154585305
better
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this man united team is so shit when bruno is not bailing them out
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cunha zzzzzzzz
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>>154585305
japs don't have b.o. so all the subtle womanly smells are present
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love this little warrior hobbit
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>>154585305
>he's never been with a Japanese woman before
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>>154585319
it's still shit even when he is bailing them out with his set pieces
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>>154585337
prefer castizas aesthetically but japs are top 3
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what happened in the bournemouth game? just seen theres been 2 red cards
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amad should've fucking shot that
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>>154585323
>>154585305
Don't kid yourself, they eat a seafood/egg/seaweed heavy diet, have high rates of lactose intolerance but consume milk tea and ice cream and often carry their trash around due to a mix of social pressures and lack of public garbage cans.
They don't drink as much though
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>>154585305
no they're bugs and most of them have wide faces
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>>154585305
i wish japanese women were real
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can't believe mason mount is a real player
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/mug/ waiting room
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>>154585370
he's good as a 10

carrick is a retard for playing him as an 8

no physicality
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That man almost lost his leg. Glad to see he recovered so quick.
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sneaky kwab
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kek based
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desperately need a stumpy japanese gf
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where is mbooty - its time for him to make amends for being shite for a few months
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>>154585387
>>154585373
>>154585366
Fuck off LiverSIMP.
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>>154585375
they literally have no other mf today. Only him and Bruno
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fuck me this has been dull
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>>154585403
stick martinez in the 6
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Holy fuck Zirk is embarrassing. They'd be lucky to sell him for 10 mil
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zirk is utter gash, get mbeumo in
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>>154585387
Settle for a slightly overweight Chinese girl from Brisbane or something.
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>>154585346
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>fulham vs bournemouth
>2 red cards
>now bournemouth has scored
and im here cuckwatching this boring shit
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>>154585346
>>154585417

and first
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>>154585417
cheers m80
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>>154585421
maybe if you leave us someone will finally score in this game
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ummm football?
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>>154585417
amazing how the ref didnt immediately give a red
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>>154585421
split screen

windows button + left/right if you've only got 1 monitor
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>>154585413
Martinez is a beast, best CB/LB hybrid in the league wallah
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get some subs already carrick this is not working
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>>154585444
the GOAT is 5'6
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>>154585414
To understand Zirkzee, you must understand Asian philosophy.
Confucian ideals drive his performance. That's why everyone is posting Asians.
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>>154585385
that last quote just made me think of this
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mbooty and dorgu should have started

sir michael does some weird ass teams
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>>154585416
no shortage of chinese women where i'm at, much less japs
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>>154585457
whats it like living in bermuda?
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lammens again
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whew
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my model has sunderland well ahead on xG
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pen if brobby doesn't shoot desu
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the hell is licha's problem lmao
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>>154585463
extremely expensive, like comically expensive
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>>154585471
whats her OF?
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the fuck was martinez doing
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kek'd and cleared

threw an elbow in the arsenal game as well

good footballer but he's got a temper

gets 5 reds/season if he played for a club outside the big 6
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>>154585478
i was asking him you fat bastard
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Goodbye big Zirk, I hope I never have to see you again
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zirk is the smallest 193cm player i've ever seen, dude can't even use his physicality
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>>154585452
kek fuck cyclists
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heem
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>>154585484
rofl not THAT kind of model! *eyerolls with a big grin*
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>>154585461
It's all the same, dark thick hair, purple nipples, tight ass. Just find some Zoomer Weeb Chinese Girl and you can pretend you're dating a Japanese girl
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whenever you need an incompetent impotent striker, the big zirk will be there for you
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what happened to kinder bueno
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>>154585451
this
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>>154585490

hes right, although our salaries are much higher so its not so bad

i don't know what to say in terms of what its like because living here is my normal - when i go away to big places like being in london, its crazy for me, whereas for you lot its normal shit

i find if i dont have a body of water on at least one side of me i feel trapped
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So when does Big Zirk go off?
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finkin' about purple nips again
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>>154585504
big 6 bias on show
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>>154585516
the only bermudian i know is that gay dude running a funny cooking/baking tiktok channel
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how do brits live with the weather? three matches out of four i tune in there's rain.
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>>154585516
What do you do with all our planes and ships?
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>>154585530
how do you live with the smell?

you get used to it
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>>154585516
>i find if i dont have a body of water on at least one side of me i feel trapped

That's how I felt when I lived in the Irish Midlands. It's real weird not being by the sea.
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>>154585512
A stone that is in the hand is only useful if the stone in the hand has a use. Otherwise a stone is merely preventing the hand from other actions.
Zirkzee is the stone, United is the Hand.
There hasn't been a point where Zirk needs to score, so like the grasshopper, he hides until he is needed.
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>>154585536

only the passengers get to find out innit
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>>154585530
enjoy it when it's sunny
stay in when it's rainy
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>poono
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just woke up, who's playing better?
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can sunlund score already so i can turn this shit off
yawn
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>>154585520
Martinez always gets protected, hair pulls, jumping in 2 footers against palace (even worse than what Andersen was sent off for today)
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grimm
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almost 1-0 that bruh
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>>154585530
>9pm in Mumbai and feels like 39 degrees
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Brvno is pvre sovl... Vgh... He has revolutionised football...
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bruno crynandes
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>>154585548
sunderland by far but you just know united are going to steal this
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>>154585504
ERA
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wtf was that
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>>154585538
not the same. smell doesn't constrain lives as much as rain does.
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>mackems
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>that final pass
fucking hell
real amateur shit
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oh my god united players dont like to track back at all
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>>154585530
we are used to it, the same way you are used to raping women
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>>154585587
wtf I love India now
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>blobby finishing
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>only giving mbuemo 15 minutes
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Miss me?
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>>154585595
whore
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>>154585599
tesco?
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Next week my boy Big Zirk's gonna prove you all wrong
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>>154585595
Mbussy has been trash since AFCON
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What a snoozer
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>>154585599
fuck off mantroony
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Shaw broke his leg once, yet he doesn't wear any protection, he's asking for it.
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>>154584548
how are you doing mr. degenerate gambler?
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>>154585604
It's Big Ben to you, mick twat
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0-0 is such a non-united score, either they score or they concede no in-between
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to be fair, the Stadium of Shite has always been an absolute FORTRESS
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>>154585625
went on a school trip to slovenia and thought you were all wankers

turns out I was right
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mount has done an excellent imppresion of him but you might as well just start ugarte
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>>154585622
kick a man when he's down, look at you
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>>154585640
slavs aren't white
>>154585625
>Big Ben
>12 goal contributions
hahahaahahahahahaahah
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Sub in Heaven and put Slaphead up top
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>>154585625
United look like the Pittsburgh Steelers
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this away kit needs to be retired asap

just reminds me of amorim
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>>154585640
Wank my cock, you mick bastard
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>>154585508
nah man there's something about short bowlegged japanese women that really gets me
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Lemons mvp, United's defense is so shit man.
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big zirk status?
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haircut guy status?
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>this is a champions league team
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>>154585666
neutered
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>>154585665
mvp because Sunderland's striker is shit?
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Fernandes (P) 90+5
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>>154585667
hope his jewfro gets caught in a blender
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He relaxed around a "Dane", KWAB
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>>154585668
imagine finishing below it in the league
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/mug/ sisters dare I say it...are we back?
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I find it funny thinking that the kind of people casually throwing insults here must be either some edgy teenagers or some basement dwellers who rage at everyone online but would not in real life have the courage to ask for an extra ketchup.
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fuck around
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REFBALL

big 6 bias
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Whatever happened to our rodent maestro? Not enough corners today?
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>>154585676
if only the 17 other clubs had no other competitions and could play 1 match every 3 weeks
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>having to pay off the ref against sunderland
joke of a club
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>>154585678
oh no, not the casual insults
maybe it's just not so serious all here ..
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>>154585686
can't scam an assist with 0 shots on target
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>>154585678
you're just bitter that we would all choose a little rain over your stinky hellscape
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>>154585622
Bretty gud :-DDDD
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sun(day) mun(day)
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let's pretend united finally did something
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>>154585678
i would call you a disgusting shit streeting subhuman directly to your face
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>>154585678
poo in loo pajeet
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>>154585708
Good lad for bodying man united customers
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>>154585668
They're going to get destroyed next year
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>>154585664
You're just wanting what you can't have easily.
If you just said "I want to date some Chinese girl who grew up in Australia and makes you watch shows she likes you can get that fairly easily. If you're always looking for some Japanese girl with special legs and a deer-like facial expression, you'll never find that so you can justify being alone.
Just date some girl named Hannah Yi or Kelly Gao and you'll have a girlfriend next week, need to find Miyuki Chan who loves wearing schoolgirl outfits and you'll spend your life searching.
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>>154585699
lmao look at you thinking we a choice in the weather or smell
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>>154585714
Traktor Bucharest and 04 Poopensharten will do em surely
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>>154585715
>need to find Miyuki Chan who loves wearing schoolgirl outfits and you'll spend your life searching.
hey i know what i want but im not a pervert thank you very much
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>>154585678
SAAAARRRRRRRR yuo mast redeem the insults sarr bloody bitch bastard fuck mechanical engineering university of brampton benchod fuck
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WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME /MUG/S
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>>154585721
they should put those diapers somewhere else
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Why are they running away?
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>>154585719
Modi has that much control over you now?
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>>154585720
Sheriff Tiraspol will beat Singhchester United yes
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>>154585719
then why comment on the rain you stinky bozo? do you think they are doing rain dances in England?
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spending my saturday hatewatching this dogshit game after watching >my team fail to beat the most out of form team in the league at home
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martinez punched somebody in the face earlier

can't give that as a red
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OFF OFF OFF
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yellow for simulation
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nigger behavior
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BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY
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if they gave that a red after martinez, that's tripe
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manure paying pgmol against Sunderland, grim
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>>154585758
simulation?
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>>154585746
why are you easily triggered my boi? i was just asking out of curiosity, how they adapt lives to the rain. why are you being aggressive without any provocation? has somebody hurt you?
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KWAB
>>
WAHEEEEEY
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KWAB
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stupid fucking cuntha
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>>154585786
he's pulling up the ladder behind himself so you can't be like him and immigrate to Canada one day
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BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY BROBBY
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Second yellow for diving to a diving cunt.
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Cunha for fuck sakes. Stay on your feet and put it in the net.
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>>154585811
you bloody
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>>154585798
>>154585801
>>154585806
weebM?
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uh oh stinky
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>>154585811
curious thing indeed, that people so easily pick bones and seee malice where there's none.
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>>154585824
Not in his nature
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SLURP
>>
HORNCHURCH HORNCHURCH HORNCHURCH HORNCHURCH
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>Cunha
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if sunderland had a number 9 that could score theyd be a top 6 club
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>>154585852
just put this on and palate cleansed
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>watched 3 games this weekend
>all 0-0
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The PL fucking sucks this year.
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>>154585828
probably this, but how knows
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>>154585882
thanks weebM GOAT
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>>154585882
close

it was the dive right after
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>>154585863
Kek what a bloke
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>>154585863
HOLY FUCKING KEK THAT IMAGE BASED ANON
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>>154585864
Just because liverpool are shit, doesn't mean the league is bad. It's one of the more competitive seasons in recent history
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>>154585863
hang in there bud. There are still matches Sunday.
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>>154585912
might be interesting if you just look at the league table at the end of the week
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>>154584012
Not even
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>>154585864
try watching a match that doesn't involve the slop 6
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>>154585895
>>154585828
Fixed
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>>154585783
Player of the year btw
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>>154585968
should've been a straight red
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>>154585973
As voted for by Journos* I.e. meaningless.
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>>154585968
thank you
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>>154585968
>CUNT HA!
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>>154585980
True, it's funny how it winds up Arsenal fans though. Rice IS just a plodder.
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bruno is player of the year because they can't vote for a city player after they bottled the league and can't vote for an arsenal player because journos are y!ds
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>>154586002
should give it to Iggle Piggle Thiago
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>>154585964
Nah.
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>>154585980
>>154586000
I support Arsenal and I think Fernandes deserves it. Best player at Arsenal has been Raya but you can't give it to a goalkeeper ffs.
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that cunt still not cut his hair?

thats him done now until next season



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