Mothers Day edition>God made a wonderful mother,>A mother who never grows old;>He made her smile of the sunshine,>And He molded her heart of pure gold;>In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,>In her cheeks fair roses you see;>God made a wonderful mother,>And He gave that dear mother to me.> -Pat O'ReillyNRL>GAME 1Melbourne Storm v Wests Tigers2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoAAMI Park 1.48-2.65>AAMI Park will be the site of a Sunday afternoon clash as the struggling Storm host the Tigers. The Storm are experiencing their worst-ever start to an NRL season, having lost seven consecutive matches. While the Tigers suffered a heavy 10-52 loss to the Sharks last week, their high-tempo style has revitalised a club that has spent years at the bottom. In their last NRL meeting, the Storm recorded a record-breaking 64-0 win, and have won the last eight H2H games. Storm 1-12 3.10Storm 13+ 2.40Tigers 1-12 3.90Tigers 13+ 6.25Storm -7.5 1.89 Tigers +7.5 1.91>GAME 2Canberra Raiders v Penrith Panthers4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch 9GIO Stadium3.73-1.28>The round concludes at GIO Stadium as the Raiders host the ladder leading Panthers in a contest pitting defence against unpredictable attack. The Raiders have been difficult to read in 2026. They secured a professional 28-12 win over the Titans, but have shown defensive vulnerabilities, conceding 249 points. The Panthers remain the benchmark for excellence after a gritty 18-16 win over Manly. They possess the league's best defensive record and a staggering points differential of +169. In their last NRL meeting, the Raiders pulled off a stunning 20-16 upset over the Panthers in Mudgee. The Panthers lead the head-to-head since 1982 by 43-39-1Raiders 1-12 4.75Raiders 13+ 10.00Panthers 1-12 3.05Panthers 13+ 2.00Raiders +10.5 1.90 Panthers -10.5 1.90previous thread >>154570428
>>154584606CHALLENGE CUP>GAME 1St Helens v Wigan WarriorsIn progress on Fox and Kayo1.83-1.80>Semi Final of the Challenge Cup from Halliwell Jones Stadium>GAME 2Warrington Wolves v Hull KR01:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo2.50-1.40>Semi Final of the Challenge Cup from Eco-Power Stadium
he sabotages the poocos on behalf of nsw
Saints suck worldwide, it would appear
wigan are the poothers of sl
>not Mumza Day edition disgraceful
>>154584813New Orleans were pretty shit last season too
mumza is a /cric/ spelling freshie
reece ralsh is walshed up. imagine geriatric reynolds leading the broncgods better than their "star" playeralso if ezrea MAAM gets picked for origin after that horrific performance then that's just giga retarded
piss walsh is an empty jersey, he didn't run the ball or put his body on the line last night, he was too busy thinking about his sad video about losing to manly but happy for fozball on insta, compare him to jye gray, jye got smashed hard a few times and it didn't slow him down once, hunt is being paid 600k a year and they're bleeding actual talent, it hurts watching all the former broncos talent be successful (I am happy for them) but the poocos pissed them away to keep old shitcunts in gold plated diapers, reno is excluded in this of course because the peem is night and day with and without him, a family member mentioned madge putting wilison on the edge instead of the middle like wtf, this is the broncos up the middle without haas next year the dragons seem like they're doing what Kev did, bring in some young up and coming talent and yeah you're probably going to lose and have a shit year but with time and development they're probably going to go really well but please dragons don't do what the poocos did and let all that talent you fostered be taken away and end up a retirement home club
IT WAS A HIP DROPKNEE TO THE TIBIA *SNAP*https://xcancel.com/nrlphysio/status/2053072003335442578
Three month suspension IMO, plus a Broncos enhancement
Pretty sick how he holds on to the ball and makes a concerted effort to plant it after one of his legs is snapped in twain
>>154586129>xcancel>3amjust affecting a tackle but he's not a media darling like radley so it'll be a entire NRL ban have fun in pooper peague loser
Manly will win the premiership
goatcastle***
>>154586145considering the bunker doesn't send cunts unless a player limps off/gets dragged off (and is fine after stayed tuned to this fun meta gaming if you liked diving!) get ready for more nrl360 and podcast discussions and don't think for a second if the refs call were fair and impartial and correct that any of the NRL media and podcasts would exist
Referee = SirTouch judge = Your Honour
I'm excited for origin lads
Sam Walker era looms
>>154587049yeah the twink who famously ran backwards 90 meters in the dying seconds of match to save himself from being tackled (first time ever) ohhhh rahhh queersland
Superhuman AGI has selected its peems
>>154588252>cobshit
please stop wasting 100,000 pools of water for he's slow and prone to error through your own fucking eye sight, DCE help us all
How are the Storm favourites to win today? Thay doesn't make senseAlso be nice to your mum today!
>>154586145Should be a shit jersey enhancement too
>>154586129foz said last night it was a suspected broken tibia and fibula
>>154585397its not all bad
Popped over to /afl/ for the first time for a laff and it's crazy how obsessed with us they are. A one sided rivalry in their minds.
>>154590168They still made about that time they got moved to /lgbt/?
>>154585397Walsh is a meme who went on a 3 month god mode run last year.
>The Perth Bears are reportedly close to securing a major salary cap concession that could help them attract better players. After talks between Bears board members, Peter V’landys, and the Rugby League Players’ Association, there is growing support for measures that would let the club tap into Perth business money and become more competitive in recruiting marquee signings.>At the same time, the club is dealing with increasing tension around head coach Mal Meninga. Assistant coach Ben Gardiner, who also coaches Samoa, has been appearing in media without Bears branding after being discouraged from doing more publicity, which has become a sign of a deeper power struggle inside the club.>Meninga is also under scrutiny for living in Canberra while on a lucrative deal and for being less visible than expected, which has frustrated NRL officials. With key allies gone and questions growing about his influence, the article suggests he is becoming more isolated even before the Bears have played a game.
This is what casuals thought the Chisora vs wilder bum fight actually was Kino
storm 13+panthers 1-12
>>154592112
>just for family members who like omen bets Darwin greys R9 #8
Current Bears team1. Nick Meaney2. Chris Vea’ila3. Harry Newman4. Sean Russell5. Luke Laulilii6. ???7. Toby Sexton8. Liam Henry9. Tyran Wishart10. Mikolaj Oledzki11. Scott Sorensen12. Siosifa Talakai13. Josh Curran14. Emarly Bitungane15. Luke Smith16. James McDonnell17. Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui18. Kit LauliliiWho do they sign next? https://www.zerotackle.com/players/off-contract-2026/by-position-2026/
>>154597182Spoon squad if I've ever seen one. The Quokkas would never..
>>154597182Humphreys, McInnes, Geyer, and Watson. Possibly Liam Martin as well.
>>154597182I'm currently a fringe first grader playing for the Sunshine Coast Falcons. I reckon I could be top 30 at the Bears.
Saw a Broncos customer saying they were cancelling their membership after last night lmao softest fans in the comp
>>154598206>thathappened
FUCK POORM*tips them*
>he tipped poogers
poogers bros...
WE WANT 80
DO IT FOR BELLYACHE
kek can always count on the poogers to drop nuts
Poorm losing streak was good while it lasted...
Umm lads i think the poorm might be back
holy shit wait where are poogers on the ladderand of course bellyache isn't smiling his peem is beating a shit peem
>10 minutes late to the match>already overlol
kino jersey match up desu makes me think of butter-menthol soothers
Bet half last fortnight's pay on wests ffs
>>154602127Job seeker or NDIS?
but neither of those are pay
no slip, no truth
WRAP THE BALL SILLYHEADS
ROARBACK
TIGBACK
Starting to think the storm's strategy of having 50kg pissant fullbacks isn't very good
we got too cocky poormbros
$523 multi 3/5 there, just need Meaney and Turuva, please and thank you footy gods
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
Kittens on tilt
*politely rubs your face with my elbow*
Twal looks like a werecamel
It's that time of year to purchase a new suit, lads.
Did that australian navy ad imply you'd be helping save refugee boats? lmao
Fucking Tigers
>biggest game of the last decade>dead thread
Seems there’s a momentary lack of Australians
COMEBACK
LETS GO POOGERS
HAPPENING
>may has his name on his neck so he doesn't forget it
NOT LIKE THIS POORMBROS
just need two 8 point penalty tries
POORM DID IT YOU BROKE YOUR LOSING STREAK AGAINST.... the poogers kekKEKK E K
>>154604295we're so back poormsisterscan't wait to continue our comeback against... the eels
This might be a good game
omg this sounds horrific without the ground noise
The Snus Kinghttps://www.thesnusking.co.uk/Seems to be blocked at ISP level by the TGA. Can bypass using a VPN. Snus Down Underhttps://www.snusdownunder.com/Not currently blocked.You can get a legal prescription here:https://quitrx.com.au/https://www.quitclinics.com/
Just running through blokes, such freaks of nature!
Big Red with the flick
Horsburgh 10/10 so far
why cant this big chin cunt kick like this during Origin
Kek. Nice dead "poomunity"
Was that from a drone that high shot from above?
RAIDBACK
>tipped poothersLETS GO RAIDGODS
Kek. Penrith fans are absolutely seething in the reddit thread.
Pass was forward.
that ball came off To'o, should have been six again Raiders.lot of penref going on in this game
>>154604604There should be a hot air balloon at every game barring inclement weather
kek raidseether is here
>>154604713I raided your mums pantry lad.
18 all would be pretty kino
>>154604720There’s no way he goes by any other name than Bradza and he has the look of a man who punches cones whilst driving on the freeway
HIS HEAD WENT BOO BOO too much force send him off
>taking the zero
>>154604720cant remember the last time ive seen a white delivery driver
>>154604720Give him a tip for being white.
"VB stuff, red bull stuff, maccas stuff"Jesus christ, just ad after ad.
>>154604768based future financer
are the storm back?or are the tigers finished?
>>154604787all of these things can enhance your footy experience
>>154604768I had a white lady deliver my food a few nights ago. Was quite bizarre.
>>154604868poorm still have a ? poogers ARE finished
cam on pooders
GOOD challenge
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO *CLAP*GET FUCKED YOU STEROID CUNTS
The Criminal signing with Port Moresby and its consequences have had a deleterious effect upon The Abomination, both in terms of current and future form
Ref got really upset when they challenged to show that his call was terrible
>>154604974 (me)>saying you cant challenge so they challenge something elseits pretty blatant and funny desu
Canberra is worth watching just for Weekes and you also get Big Red, Sticky on the sideline, Sticky’s kid, and nice home crowds
>>154604991and don't forget the viking clap!
>>154604995I love that
>Ref will begin giving panthers lots of 6 agains now
cleary running like mary told him to come watch lol
>>154604768get them half the time in central sydney
Cleary runs like a second rower, what a natural beast.
>>154605018>natural
>>154605018Cleary is a juiced up cheat.
TRANSMISSION BROKEN
Stream stopped got a we apologise message
Channel 9 Chad's stay WINNING
Anyone at the ground? Give some commentary plz
>transmission goes down>play adscheeky
Channel 9 commentary was being u used on Fox for a while there lmao
>>154605063Raiders just scored b2b2bits over
And we’re back with no sound… ok now sound all good
>>154605071Night and day difference when Vossy cut back in wasn't it? Fuck me Nine commentators are so bad.
nice loss of broadcast fox, fucking spastics
pooders bros...
>Not able to rule on a forward passLegitimately the dumbest thing about NRL atm
raidGODS will come back
Man you can't give Penrith half a chance aye, they're just so naturally fit and strong and never get injured, any half chance is a try, never seen a Penrith freak of nature gets stopped one on one.
>>154605090Some of the refs don’t know what a forward pass actually is, most fans don’t, and letting the bunker do it will expose the majority of professional pundits who also don’t know the rules on it
if you're running flat out and you pass the ball legally the ball TECHNICALLY still goes forward :^)
>>154605105I know the refs don't since theres been 10+ passes this weekend (which didn't require the ref to chase them during) to see it went forwardAnd then 5+ passes which were flat then were called forward
>>154605101That's all of the PED's.
>>154605114If only there was some technology which could give perspective on if its thrown forwardThat'd be fucking epic
they HAVE to score here my pooders
need to score
Reckon that tape is on too tight
>>154605131Based Raiders fans unite.
full bulge on my television
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
its over
just got inanything notable happen in the storm tigs game?
>>154605166One of the teams lost.
>>154605166tigers came up against a good peem and the results not shocking
>>154605166
>>154605187She would NOT have been happy last night
>>154605187She's cute af.
>>154605187I really like this meme a lot
>>154605199
>>154605212SOUL
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
That was forward
Damn look at how GASSED Canberra are! But Penrith look fresh?
>>154605220Damn you have a good eyeHave you considered becoming a ref?
Who is the GOAT? Nathan Cleary or Johnathan Thurston?
>>154605224It doesn’t suit me I don’t have the bedside manner for it
>>154605232Neither. Shit choices desu.
THEY'VE BEEN FLAT OUT FOR 76 MINUTES AND LOOK AT THAT POOTHERS LINE SPEEDABSOLUTE NATURAL FREAKS OF NATURAL NATURE
>>154605232Greg Inglis/Latrell
*politely heems myself on your hip*
>>154605232Cleary is an EPObaby
>>154605246They've been getting away with being early and off their line for half a decade now.
what are we watching after this
Based Gal naming the dew.
Ziggy mogs
>>154605260Mr. Robot
>>154605232Josh Chudleigh
>>154605260good questionwill probably watch a replay of a mlb game until the celtic vs rangers game in 4 hours
Solid win. Canberra need to improve if they want to go finals run>>154605260Sunday Night with Marty Johns
Those amazon ads make me seethe tbqfh
People who hate women are pathetic.
>>154605232‘09 Hayne
>>154605232Changa Langlands
>>154605341Yep.
Bad mothers day today...My waidies lose to the roid abusers...The purple fucks smash tigers and suddenly looks like they are back in top8 contention:(
>he hasn't realised that the ultimate script has unfurled itselfstorm will win it all as one last act of love to their beloved belly, it will be the greatest story in nrl history. vlandys will be knighted
RIP Bonnie tyler.She was a good singer. I liked total eclipse of the heart.
>>154605472What a performative bullshit post.
>>154605508oohhhhh look at me i can use big words! its not bullshit either you fkhead, she died today aged 74.
>manly already up to 5ththeres so many fraudulent teams this season
>>154605232Highschool union highlights Kalyn Ponga
whats the best highlights video of all time?
>>154605540She's in a coma you dumb cunt. Not dead.
>>154605631Post above you closely followed by Shaun Johnson touch rugby highlights
>>154605631https://youtu.be/4pceVKtXEoY
>>154605566Digits of truth.
>>154605683theres more to footy than just sidesteppin
Sunday thread. Barely 200 posts. POOthetic
>>154605631Jaime Chapman hot tub GRWM
>>154606064mothers day lad
got the Sunday Sads something shocking lads
>>154605708Polish actually
>>154606064It's because I (the lifeblood of this poomunity) wasn't here
>>154605232Andrew Johns outclasses any player in any era of the game
I also wasnt here but people said they noticed my absence and missed me
>>154606294>i just started watching rugby league
>>154606312This reply is known as the midwit's gambit
>>154606294Casual nrl fan opinion. Disregarded.
literally not possible for someone who played before 2015 to be the goatgames far more skillful, dynamic, fast and explosive than everandrew johns would barely make the dragons these days
>>154605631
>>154597182How much do they have in their cap? They must have a bit, these plodders might be $4 million all together. I reckon they'll grab Humphreys just so they can call him Humphrey B. Bear, and maybe an old head like Walker to inject a bit of soul into the operation.
Is the melbournian right about queenslanders?>>154606401
redditspacing code war monger
Hip odds at the end of round 10
>>154606408says the person from the state with a weird hard line attachment to gayfl
>>154606431>Broncos $10
>>154606431Interesting. This was them after last years gf.
reckon putting a cheeky fiver on the storm right now isnt the worst punt of the year
>>154606431>Manly $23>Melbourne $41Not bad.
>>154606431Can't understand why the Cowboys are paying 41 bucks.... they are better than that. Should be more like 28 bucks.
dragons have abandoned hope of having a good women's team and have put all their stock in bimbomaxxing
poogans sisters...
ANYBODY SEEN MAD DOG MACDOUGALL?
>>154606773bags the chubby one
>>154606773that arse holy smokes
i knew it was over for the pooders as soon as sasagi went off. he's half the team by himself
>>154607024not really an ass when its just a straight line from the apex to the back of her kneegood ass is bigger than the thighs that hold it up
>>154606927>>154607024she could swim start those new submarines of yours.
>>154607082No it's massive and perfect, I'd post more revealing images of her but our resident dobber will have me banned
>i’d post more butStop being a bitch
>>154606656Prices are also impacted by earlier money taken on them, not just the chances of them winning
Grim thread today, famiglia
Anyone else watching the Challenge Cup? Just me? Alrighty then
On form, Penrith are obviously the best team in the comp, but Manly are uite easily the second best team. I suppose I don't know how this should translate to hip odds though.
>>154617632>quite easilynah. bunnies are on fire right now and wahs are also up theremanly could beat them but I wouldnt say theyre favourites
>>154607082>good ass is bigger than the thighs that hold it upTrue
>There’s a street corner tip that the Perth Bears’ away jumper for next season will closely resemble North Sydney’s iconic Citibank-sponsored jumper from the early 1990s.I fucking hate nostalgia because this jersey was shit I'm I'm tired of pretending it isn't
>>154619926that looks better than 90% of current kits
>>154617632>>154618246You don’t see it much here, but this is why I like the power rankings thing they do in some NFL columns
>tiff uploaded a video of herself at 14 years old to her storiesHmm..........
>>154621587
>>154620065Not great on modern jerseys
>>154621868red looks a little duller and more orangeotherwise looks good
>>154607289Just post them to another board and link emIts foolproof
>>154623370wahs broncs too tight for you to call?
They should use the old Western Reds jersey away as a show of respect
Swahahlihe to PNG
>>154621587https://www.youtube.com/@tiffanysalmond5223/featured
Games decided by 6 points or less through 10 rounds:>2023: 33>2024: 27>2025: 23>2026: 17
>Boyd has been locked in talks with the Warriors over a new deal and this masthead understands that they have reached an agreement that will keep him in New Zealand for another three years – he was contracted until the end of 2026.
>>154623700the one of her speaking maori is a bit problematic
I'm so sick of blowout games lads I have blowout fatigue
Blowouts are fantastic when it’s your team winning
blew out your mums back champ
close games and your peem wins it in the end is way more kino and more memorable
WOAH OH OH IT’S MAGIC YOU KNOOOOOOOW NEVER BELIEVE IT’S NOT SO
can't believe its like 4 sleeps till magic round and only 3 till footyW
>>154624120>ai upscaled
is it just me or has Ricky Stuart been really quiet this year? He’s usually had at least a couple of blow ups by now!
he's given up and doesn't care about the refball now
kinda sad really Leagues at its best when Sticky’s whinging
NRLW Pre-Season started today
>>154606402Spine of>9. Wingy>7. Joey>6. Freddy>1. LockyWould dominate this comp
>locky
