Broadcast: 4:30p ET on FOXGreen flag: 4:57p ET85 laps
>muh God
>>154589515Let's do it!Also, Palou wins, lol.
paloucar brought to you by DHL
>>154589776and chatgpt
>delayed because of handegg
>>154589795ChatGptRacing Drivers
I'm not feeling it this year bros Every race so far has been so boring that I couldn't watch a single race without falling asleep>palou pole PWL again
>>154589826Spring league?
>>154589911UFL. Still 17 seconds left
>>154589826And it's not even a close score, wtf
as if we needed any more fucking football
>meme handegg league delaying the broadcast
how you doing
and now the intl feed died
Seeing a load of dei hires in the paddock, and i thought f1 was pozzed
Tom Gaymor supports Palou's opinion of the p2p debacle.
>>154589990im spanish(brown), why wont they hire me??
>>154590012Going on what ive seen of spanish tourists to Ireland its probably because your a bunch of thieving bastards
Just bet my entire life savings on graham Rahal winning
>>154589826>>154589917>>154589956>>154589990The absolute state of IndyCar
>>154590071I kneel.
>>154590064you just racist!!! shiteeeeee
>>154590012you got tits and an opinion that can be molded?
no idea what Sonsio is, but that command was neat
>>154590071in two hours you will be a rich man
>>154590071Don't tell Graham, he doesn't handle pressure well
>>154590140i gained a bit of weight, but no, i dont have manboobs
Based command
Great command
>bigjohn doesn't get to say his teammondieu>FRO>I used to be a downhill skier
>>154590139I am but thats nothing to do with it, you lads are famous in this country for 5 fingered discounts when you visit stores/shops
>>154590162dont transition but act like you are and maybe you can get in with an indy nxt team
>>154590148It's one of those repair insurance scams, mostly aimed at cosmetic and tier. Roughly equivalent to and extended warranty.
I think a Chevy or a Honda might win this thing
>>154590185but are there spanish tourists that go to ireland? i thought that only exchange student went there
>>154590180Iusedtobeadöwnhillskier is his hometown
>>154590209good call
>>154590207Yes, they come here to escape your summer.
>>154590198ok, thanks
GREEN GREEN GREEN
>the Indy road cars
Shitters.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>shit start>t1 juanmonth of may baby
big juan
BIG JUAN
meme start
What a shitshow
KINOOOOOOOO
shitters gonna shit
RAHAL 3RD BEFORE THE YELLOW
so they are greenflagging a race although they can see a crash in the grid?
90 degree T1s are gay and retarded
Every single race has been a meme start. Palou did this on purpose lmao
will they be allowed to run? if the car isnt badly broken, even if they had help from the jannies?
This is what happens when you don't jump the start
F1 ARCA with these nepo rich kids
Oh, good. Everyone except Palou crashed.Fuck this gay ass series.
Dixon still going for our Merican frens
They need standing starts, no reason for rolling if the weather is fine.
>doesnt feel greatwell yeah scott youre dragging the wing. he can drive it all
Palou be like
>>154590345that is always the case, if you are at front is less likely to be caught in these kind of things
fuck you Fox do not compare shitty divegrass to based hockey
new wings for them all and back to racing.
Dixonbros...
everyone hitting everybody except pooloo
NEW P2P rule DQ incoming for palou
>>154590411The reward for being the fastest and not having to start with the shitters
Good ol' David
Letterman seems so disinterested. "Graham owns this track" What?!?
>assmussen
I love starts like that because of how hard it fucks the order
KIRKWOOD! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Rosenshit penalty
>onboards sounding like a lot of cicadas
cam on malukas, kill him
>Grosjean p5
>>154590441Hepls when you're all cheated up
Scotty is washed...
I root for grossjean
>Nearly 2 seconds in one lap
inb4 duh bree
>2.5 seconds
>>154590610he is going to nascar
>>154590503>Palou P1>14 warnings after>Palou P1
>>154590482He's just a rich and famous guy who loves to be a part of the series. Also he knows he's gonna be on camera everytime he goes to a race.
>>154590631Well, obviously.
Grosjean didn't even try to stop that...
>>154590643>4+ minutes no debris caution thrown
This GT race at Sebring is pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/live/181KHTesFWY
>>154590715(((They))) will do when it will be convenient
>>154590732I only have 2 screens! Why is all of this on at the same time
>>154590653Its not all about P1
lmao just ignoring the debris
>Let God sort them out.t. indycar race direction
I dont like cawshuns but they gotta get that debris off the track
>>154590737>(((more debris))) (((ignored)))death of indycar is creeping in. theyre going to throw the yellow with someone in the pits and fuck them
Palou can't be touched.
lmao where the fuck are the marshalls
i think a track janny could grab them real quickno problemo
>>154590774>inb4 palou>inb4 palou wins anyway
>>154590774theyve done this before where they let the entire pit cycle play out but like...man multiple cars have almost hit that
they waiting for everyone to pit or what
I would simply run there and grab the duh bree, I am that fast
race control is a bunch of fucking faggots
did you see the wheel nut??
>>154590846*mick schumacher appears 25 seconds off pace*
CAWSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
did he say "thanks honda"?
>thanks honda
Sir you cant park there
"thanks Honda"
lol ECR fucking sucks
>LOST THE HYRBID HYBRID>THANKS HONDAfuck yeah Rossi let these fuckers hear it
>>154590865Hes slow, getting hit wouldn't hurt
>Cawshun perfect in timing with NORAPS green flag
fuckthanks hondafuck honda
this is insane lmao
wtf is going on hahalocal yellow!?
What in the actual FUCK is the marshal doing?!?!?
what an absolute joke lmao
wtf is this shit show
What the fuck is wrong with these fucking retards
INDYCAR IS FUCKING KILLING ITSELF THIS YEAR
LMAO
what the fuck are they doing?
I stopped watching NASCAR because of shit like this
Indys race direction is comically bad
>>154590888
>NASCAR musiclmao
race control is scared to call cautions at all now
>honda ass in F1>honda ass in Indy
why are they so allergic to throwing a yellow when its needed? they always do this "wait for the pit cycle to finish" crap
EC needs to light these fucks up
Wait a sec, this is still a local yellow which everyone ignores anyway
>>154590936The only thing IndyCar is not bad at is having no meaningful competition for the highest level road racing championship in North America and therefore having a level of talent and competition that no series this fucking dogshit at every operational and management level deserves to.
Absolute retards
FUCK HONDA TAKE YOUR ENGINES AND SHITTY HYBRID BACK TO JAPaN
>>154590956they've been trying to make a big show of being "impartial" that they're scared to do anything
What happened to Rossi? I'm watching too many vrooms!
ROSSI WITH THE PIPE BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE
BASED ROSSI
POSSE PIPEBOMB
YES ROSSI :)
we are still the fastest, we are going to rape them big time
>>154590993Hybrid failure
Rossi is such a salty bitch lol
>>154590983There isn't a Japanese bolt in that powertrain>>154590992No it's not even really that because they've been doing this long before ol' Roj owned the series, it's that race control understands that the closed pit rules are absolute insane retard shit that can and will fuck over people's races but they won't just change the rule to something more fair because for some reason flipping the race running order is okay if it doesn't happen during the pit cycle.
BASED ROSSI TELL THEM
if only F1 drivers would be this based
Shit, back in the 90's, which everyone wants to go back to, they just left the cars on the side of the track.Rossi you can't talk shit on the hybrid
>>154591016>we
>>154590993Broke down on the ateaight, took forever to full course cawshun
Rossi understood the mission. Thank you
uffff
What is it with the name Rossi and based?
>>154591026take that shitty Honda badge off it then
>pooloo got fucked over by this circusthank you BASED god
Alexander Rossi told the truth about the hybrid bullshit
>>154591069no bueno
>>154591028They get paid too much to be honest.
>>154591039Palou's mole posts here, anon!
Power last to winner, make it happen
>>154591069Incompetent IndyCar officiating at its finest. Best possible outcome.
green now, we need the laps
>>154591030They did but Rossi was in fucking no man's land a mile from any corner station which is a different situation. You weren't going to leave a car on the main straight for the next 60 laps even then.
>power p1STOP THE COUNT
What's Graham's problem?
meme race
I STEP AWAY TO GET GROCERIES FROM THE CAR AND TOOWOOMBA IS UP FRONT??? WHAT HAPPENED?
>WHOA!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
What the fuck
JUAN
>Rosenshitshitteralso his meme liveries are stupid and this is the worst one yet
CAWSHUN BREED CAWSHUN
>ROSENSHIT
si es que son una panda de subhumanos
M E M E R A C E
What was that?
forgot to post the onboards, sorryhttps://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk
bigjohnbros...
Lmao what a clusterfuck perfect time for Foster to win
>>154591028Rossi only feels empowered to bitch about the hybrid because the F1 drivers have been calling their new gay hybrid cars fucking garbage at every possible opportunity for the last 2 months.
>>154591194How strange that Palou doesn't have an onboard! Dont they want to show the pov of the best driver?
Is this some kind of contest between F1 and IndyCar to have the worst 2026 season?
>>154591223chip is 12 mils down, man, can't afford shit!
>>154591071Don't get mad at Honda. Get mad at the commies that set electrification deadlines in governments all over the world. Socialist being shitty socialist as usual.
>>154591223he'll have one at the indy 500
>Sting Ray KWABhe needs to fuck off to LMP2 with all the other shitters
>>154591231F1 is far worse, at least the indycar drivers can run flat out for a straight.
sounds like grosjean caught debris during the caution
Grosjean seething
Jesus, how short is Rosenqvist?
>>154591363posicion para palou
lmao ecr sending them back in
This is all most as bad as the Miami f2 race
>>154591437i wouldnt know i didnt see it
>>154591330Heavy emphasis on "can" there.
>palou on the blacks with p2p advantagepalou wins lol
>andretti spaghetti grandeevery damn time
fire Kyle Novak
>andretti
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
How do Andretti manage to fuck up their pit stops every single time? kek
>>154591554Well, yeah. You didn't think that would nullify his massively cheated up car, did you.
>Andretti pit stopsLMAO
>Andretti pit stops
jfc, every single time
>Kirk
>andretti regretti
HONOR
lol fuck this, bunch of shitters.
>>154591625never and they turned off the pitroad magnets for andretti again
>>154591623Does Michael have a trend of hiring retards?
will they pit again?45 laps look like alot
how does the andretti pit crew live with these mistakes
>no pitstops in NXTandretti dominates>pitstops in indycarLOL LMAO EVEN
>>154591666Michael Andretti got kicked out of the teamDan Towriss runs the shit now
CAM ON BIG DAVE!
Mr. Rahal please win
Oh, that's why the 8 car sucks
I lime Lundgaard, good lad
lol you'd think TWG could afford to hire a pit crew that isn't a bunch of wankers
lil dave please!
>>154591673Yeah, I imagine everyone will need another stop.
GO DAVE
>>154591774towpiss burning shit tons of money in f1 and his redhead succubus, wouldn't be surprised if they actually can't afford better crews
>>154591803they own multiple sports teams and an entire ice hockey league (PWHL)money is not the issue
nah, well ahead of palou... no chance
>>154591822>they own multiple sports teams and an entire ice hockey league Remember when Microsoft got in trouble for including Explorer with Windows?
>Sizeable Dave v Lungegod
>>154591822He's being sued for 100 million, he may be cutting corners
>>154591885who is? Dan Towriss? or Mark Walter?
where is he going?
>>154591901
Power knows the only way he can win is to not pit
>>154591885im gonna sue honda for fucking up indycar
Looks like Power has his.........Power....... back
>power racing a physical ghost car
Its lame that they don't run the last two oval turns anymore. They just can't help themselves and have to ruin good tracks.
>>154591937that was 7 years ago dude
Barry Wanser is the man
palou is keeping a 8 sec gap to malukas, and malukas is in free air, if palou pits into free air the win is for the taking
>mclel
>>154592001Lawsuits last years and lots of money throughout, kiddo
lmao
TWGDRETTI SPAGHETTI
>power
>williep's stop wasn't a total disaster>immediately proceeds to fuck up in pit exit
>>154592088ok but that's not TWG's money they were after, that's Dan's personal money
>Willy P sisters
Andretti spaghetti unlimited
>easy call for race control>ignores debris would you believe me if i told you indycar has this series under control
>Fuck your line
>>154592165all you can eat spaghetti
Just flipped over from the O'Riley race, who's actually in the lead? Or is it as is.
>>154592155He's made personal investments into the teams as well
>>154592222checked and according to digits newgarden wins
CAM ON LUNDGOD
>>154592247ok but TWG is not just DanMark Walter will wipe his ass with the check needed to fund an IndyCar team
CAMON RAHAL
BREAKINGMcLel did not botch the stop
>>154592271Nobody blindly throws money at a team, regardless of wealth
>>154592364wrong>you now remember Prema and Iron Dames
BADASS PASS
K I N O
LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD LUNDGOD >LUNDGOD
HOLY SHITSUCH RACING
Wow, what a pass
cucked
Lungers seat isnt secure next year. this helps
Beast of a move
LUNDGOD
Now that was some premium racism
>>154592408It took a while, but this race finally got good.
Lads, I missed a bit of the race, what happened to Palou?
>I WANT TO WIN THIS RACE
>I want to win this race.t. Lungegod
>>154592388Deflection
>>154592472cucked by a caution which (((they))) wanted to delay as far as possible. Now we got a kino pass for the lead
>>154592364redbull does it
>>154592472yellow cucked him, and then some retards crashed in front on him making him lose even more time
dixon top10 after that start? wow.
>>154592521Its funny how much better the races are when Palou isnt just playing single player at the front.
Stingray is still on the track, anything can happen
>>154592523But not really
>>154592472Rossi's car flat out died on the front straight and his crew chief thought that would immediately bring out a yellow, so they called him in. In really it too a long time and everyone else got a cheap pit stop under yellow and he didn't. Indycar officials are officially retard.
>>154592555Trips of truth
Is Schumacher's dad still a vegetable?
>>154592555Trips of truth.
>>154592482thank you for your concession
>>154592567they put their brand on everything with a motor/wheel/wing/sail/prop/box. they spend enough
>2 Malukas>4 Newgarden>18 MclaughlinWhat went wrong this time?
I love IndyCar but Fox is killing this shit with all these commercials every 4 minutes
>>154592364hiring a competent pit crew isn't "blindly spending" lmao
>>154592612HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! that is a personal family m-m-matter
>>154592632NAA
>>154592647Racing is always cucked by ads. Its just as bad on NBC as well for nascar and imsa.
>>154592669You circled all the way around to agreeing with me, well done
>>154592647watch the international feed you pleb
>>154592647ad free stream rocks check it out
I like how a bad race for Palou is p5 and being miles clear of any championship rivals
>>154592714Why? I have this shit in 1080i HD surround sound free on antenna
>>154592642scotty forgot how to drive
>>154592704no u
>>154592647Just watch an ad free international stream. You are liking those ads when you are given the tools and still chose to watch the ads on purpose.
>>154592647Get aboard Queen Anne's Revenge
>>154592612You just reminded me of a based webm i saved the other week.
>>154592647*laughs in international stream*
>>154592732then don't complain about adsthere is a way to watch without them but you don't want to do it so shut up
im going off memory but i think dixon had a twisted car during this aeroscreen era and had a nice finish
I got a 70" TV, I'm not gonna watch some shit stream 480p
Well, this race managed not to suck and all it took was 2 massive crashes, a hybrid failure and some astonishingly bad officiating.
clutch problems = hybrid problems. too much energy in the car better remove the hybrid
>>154592818I'm definitely in at least 1080 on aces.
Nice pass by Siegel
>>154592818enjoy your 1080i HD surround sound ads lol
>>154592732FOX is 720p
>>154592818He thinks having a 70" is a brag still
>>154592818okay? so youre a good consumer and will watch the ads. anything else you want to share before the race is over? a few laps to go.
Ferrucci wtf bro
>>154592818A lot of cope there when the international stream provides an HD stream
santucci jerez'd
>Shitmacher
Siegel saved us from some Schumacher shit
Potatobros...
mess with the bull you get the horns
>>154592836It was Rossi who saved it from being a shitter, fucked over both Palou during the race and honda after his race, guy deserves another Indy 500 win just for that alone.
Miggers...
Lmaooooo
>Shoemaker
>>15459289910" screen is all you need
Mic Schumacher, Asian woman driver.
Siegel is going to win the 500 and become the face of Arrow Mclaren.
>>154592992I don't even want to imagine the race script leading to such a result
>>154592992This would equal last years meme finish.
Great race to watch on my 70" HD surround sound set up. I loved just pressing the mute button when the commercials came on
Rahal podium. Both cars in the top 10. Mick doesnt count anymore, im treating him like Michael. He is there but he isnt
>>154593018>Palou wins>meme finish
It's still weird to me for Graham to be good at certain tracks. I'm glad for Luundgard, but I hate to see Zach Brown win.
>>154592757
>>154593013>pole>leads whole raceitll be the classic one
>>154593018Oward losing his 5 seat to Siegel will sting but will help him on his own journey
>>154593059Don't forget that RLL hired Jay Frye almost immediately after he was fired. Pretty sure he's been making changes.
>start unbucklingfuck the victory lane janny bitch
>>154593056p2 was dsqed
well, see you around
Still got an hour of sebring lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181KHTesFWY
Impressed with Hauger so far. Bringing COYNE cars home clean always hanging around in the top ten. When he gets in even better equipment... man watch out.
Schumacher was penalized? What a pussy league
>>154593111only more to come. If Rahal, Foster and Sato can all finish top 10 in the 500 and carry that to the second half of the season we might see a RLL car in the top 7 by the end of the season.
>>154593164next year in the 28 Andretti car or they shift more support to Coyne and try to prop them up like a MSR and float him there for another season for the NXT guys to mature
This Jack Harvey twat will actually be racing in the Indy 500 in 2 weeks, Its shit like this that stops me taking anything of this series seriously.
>>154593167watch the first 30 laps to really get your blood boiling
>>154593167he rammed Ferrucci in the ass
>>154593250he's not even close to the worst shitter that will be in the field
>>154593316Yeah we got Abel and Legge
>>154593346and Robband Siegeland Simpson
>>154593056>Back markers cause an idiosyncratic aerodynamic effect that prevents cars behind the race leader from being able to mount any kind of challenge for the last 15 laps.Is this not a meme finish?
>>154593167He was not in full control of his car when he jammed Santino. What's even worse is that I think he was.
The last real Corvette in racing.
>>154608579respect
