gaydes @ hams8pm EST on ESPN
Fuck this schedule for making me root for Birmingham for two weeks in a row.
special teams spaghetti to start both games is nice
dont listen to em reed, throw a dragon on every dropback
Reed is a Vaughns bab
lmfao, reverse Cardale
What an absolutely retarded series of events.
no fucking way
What did I miss?
>>154594433
>HE LEFT EARLY AS FUCK
gades away uniforms are pretty swaggy
>>154594490Holy shit lmao
Did this dipshit say that was an 18 minute drive?
Them boys from Alabama are acting mighty peculiar
>>154594610oops lol
>fellating perez after that gameFuck off
Hell of a punt
>burning a TO in the 1stJust take the 5 yard penalty lil bro
>I'M NOT UP, NIGGAHey, don't say that word.
>I'M NOT UP NIGGA>hey don't say that wordlmfao
>I CALLED TIMEOUT!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, STOP COVERING REED'S FUCKING KIDS. YOU DO IT EVERY WEEK, NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
>>154594881But we're such a wholesome league bro... we underdogs and shiet
There has to be something else to talk about besides reids kids
>>154594881think of the retarded mouth breathing boomer that'll buy dallas renegades merch to support the story
>>154594881fuck that. cover them, dont let them get open
>>154594962jej
We just gonna slam into the line all day?
More leik Austin Peed
>14 total yds
D3 proletariat warrior Luke Lenin distributing offensive snaps
Terrible penalty
>>154595100It's perfect because his biggest gain was when he kept it for himself.
lmao cmon ponies
Fendiebros, who are we rooting for?
>>154595144
>"who you fuckin' on the renegades ref?!?!?"based husky black lady
>>154595151horsies
Way to catch no hands. Retard
CUT THIS NIGGA NOW
>>154595151Stallions. If you would please consult the graph.
>>154595144lmao
That is a nice sunset
>>154595183>>154595197Understood
>drops the td>kicks the ball
>>154595233Why was he flagged for that? It was clearly an accident and also it was on a forwards pass. I'd get it if it was a fumble
>>154595326Unsportsmanlike conduct.
>immediate pivot into Reed's kidsRELEASE MERELEASE MERELEASE ME
HOW ABOUT THOSE TWINS HUH?!
>>154595326kicking the ball after the play is always gonna draw flags lol
DID YOU GUYS KNOW REED HAS TWINS
>>154595217it really is nice
DRAGOOOOOOONS
lol hell yeah that was nice
>>154594962Lel
Hey! That passing after the 50-yard line rule is pretty cool. How about we try other cool UFL rules too (especially the ones that aren't basically requirements)? They have this double forward pass thing. They have a 3-pt play thing. They have this 4th and 12 drive chance in the 4th quarter. They have all kinds of cool things that, when embraced, are really cool and also entertaining.
>>154595631The 3 point thing really infuriates me. Any team with a decent QB should be defaulting to that every TD with a few exceptions. The double forward pass is whatever, a gimmick of a gimmick, but the 4th and 12 and 3 point XP should be used way more often.
>>154595667>a team with a decent qbanon....
Dallas meltie incoming.
>>154595681Birmingham, DC, and arguably Dallas should be defaulting to this. There's no reason not to.
>>154595667imo the best application of the double pass rule is that it allows you to throw deflected passes
>>154595667I would also say that they should try the 4-pt field goal kick sometimes, but considering the calibur of kickers this season compared to last season, at least that's understandable. I don't know what happened to the kickers this season.
>>154595793allowing them to kick PATs has destroyed their heads for some reason
>HEY REFS, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!
YEAH! PLEASE HURRY UP AND TRY TO SCORE! DON'T BE LIKE MY BATTLENIGS!
>>154595752That is actually a really high IQ implementation of the ability, too. Seeing that pulled off is actually something I'd like to see in the NFL knowing full well they'd never do it.
Beaner could never make that throw
>>154595891a deep ball? that was actually the only thing he did well
Is this niggas name Orange?
>Seattle Sea DaggerThey are taunting me at this point. I want my Sea Dragons back
>>154595949the "sea dragons" name was always beyond gay. Just keep it as dragons.
Birmingham's DC looks like he's about to pass out from too much BBQ. Definitely got the pork sweats.
they're gonna miss the FG
>>154595972Sea Dragons is fine. Just calling it "the Dragons" is generic and sounds like something a a high schooler would come up with. Sea Dragons is at least somewhat unique, I like the uniforms, and we got the Trogdors flag out of it (even though I lost the image a while ago). I miss my Sea Dragons. We were shit, but at least we had personality.
At least he's got enough of an arm to throw to the EZ. A lot of UFL QB's don't.
>i cant do this
>>154596097The Sea Dragons were 7-3 and arguably the 2nd best team in the league. The Dragons were mediocre with the best helmet and arguably uniforms in the league. And the joke is they're the SEA Dragons. The SEA Sea Dragons is awful.
>>154596097The Sea Dragons were not shit. They were one of the top 3 teams in the league in 2023. If DC didn't exist, they probably would have won the championship that year.
>>154596148Actually you're right. Thanks for that reminder.
>DTR doomscrolling at halftimeyou think he posts here?
>>154596148Nobody gives a fuck about the pun you have such a boner over. You bring it up literally every time the Draggies are mentioned and sperg out about score bug abbreviation.
>>154596217YOU HAVE THE FLAG! You kept it!
>>154596289And I will continue to because what the fuck else is there to talk about? Also the Trogdor design fucking sucks.
>>154596316>Also the Trogdor design fucking sucksFUCK you. Get out and never return.
>>154596305I kept all my Draggies images. There weren't as many as the Fendies, but I took what I could get.
>>154596381Fuck you, fuck trodgor, and fuck the refs.
>>154596497Draggies make ya seethe?
Why does the coach look like he's doing a prom dance with the QB?
is the coach about to fuck Reed?
>>154596434Well I just saved it too. You're great, anon.
dragons were fun
Was he tryna fuck? What the hell was that? Reed was clearly uncomfortable.
>>154596663he needs more kids in the hospital
>the captain has to calm during the storm. now kiss me, austinwhat the fuck?
Man this one started off with meme magic and now it's a snoozer. Rough week.
I'm always shocked when running backs don't do what he just did and bounce it outside instead of just running into a brick wall at the line where there's clearly no hole. Didn't understand it before I started watching the sport and I still don't understand it now. Also, why did they re-kick? I thought they buried Poops deep.
HEY CONFIDENCE! CONFIDENCE!
>reed signalling first downlol
>>154596651They could've and should've been a bigger rivalry than Cocks vs. Fendies. As a fan of both, those games were so fucking good and fun.
Holy shit what a catch. Too bad it was worthless.
>>154596959the Big 3 from 23 XFL all had some good hatred going with each other.
bro, these drops
>There's still more than a quarter and a third left in this gameHoly Lord...
>>154597016It's a perfect combination when teams not only hate each other, but they're all good too.
>That was a heck of a ball game!The subtext being this definitely is not
What a horseshit call, jesus christ.
Weak ass flag.
>>154597254>mfw i cant read either
>>154597254>Maybe if I stare at the call sheet super hard, nobody will notice I'm faking
No matter how many guys Birmingham sends on a blitz it always feels like they never have a free man. What causes this?
Wonder if AJ just told DTR "Imagine you're playing Orlando again" before this drive.
I've said it before and I'll say it again; DTR has the laziest pump fake I've ever seen. Look out for it on the next run play.
>every anon but me gave up on this gamejealous, I should follow your lead.
>Black NigleCoach you can't say that on TV
>Finally score your first points in ages>Let them bust a huge return and proceed to let them walk down the fieldBold strategy.
So you can just tell the refs to reset the play clock and they'll do it?
>>154597904im still here but theres not much to say
>>154598029yes, but only if you're not rod woodson
Way to defend the run, retards.
>>154598073
stallions just blew it
>>154598095my favorite part of this sequence was blandino sighing and reassuring the audience that woodson was incorrect lol
Why not just simply defend the return?
>you're my man. kiss me on the lipsrick needs to stop
It took forever but finally this game is getting into first fucking gear.
MICKENS WHEW!
BOOM STALLIONS TUDDY
>>154598211
another 4th down td!
What a tremendous pass! Reminds me of Luis Perez! He'll be playing this time next week!
>pass plays 30/126>rush plays 35/126Am I retarded, what are the other 61 plays? >UFL tacklingLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO>PAT attemptATM machine>>154597904My home internet is so shit that I can EITHER watch the game or post, but not both
>go for 1ptdeserve loss
>1-pt attemptBut...they could go for 2 and be ahead. Or even go for 3. Why are they OK with a tie when there is just 2 minutes left in the game? "Allowing" kickers to do the NFL standard PAT really sucks.
>>154598393>>PAT attempt>ATM machineYou know "PAT" stands for "Point After Touchdown," right? What they said was correct and not redundant.
>>154598433They for some reason trust their defense and their timeouts.
>The chain gang is an absolute mess!How? It's such an easy job
>Keeping safeties deep when Lenin is inWhy? He's not going to fucking throw it
>>154598550
Oh my god what a shitshow. Solid challenge by McCarron at least.
really need to force a foomble here
>The hold has no impact on the play!When has that ever fucking mattered for holding plays?
They have a fucking vacuum cleaner just sitting there, visible in the Command Center, lol
>>154598659YOU HAVE THE GIFT
>>154598659AND THERE IT IS!
>>154598659AND THERE IT FUCKING IS
OH NON NONMON
>>154598733>>154598743>>154598749>>154598763NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS
Nvm
>>154598778
This game was NOT litty. This ending however? Litty.
I will ask this just like I ask every season, why do they not have this in the NFL where you can listen to the reasoning behind the calls made straight from the refs and from the booth?
Kicker should be called for Delay of Game there. That's blatant.
>>154598833Because the reffie union would blow a gasket.BLOKT>BLOKTBLOKT>BLOKTGROVERTIME!
OGRETIME, BOYS!
>xfl kickers
Unironically, Dallas should just use Lenin for the entire OT.
>>154594204Bloooooooked
That's a bad flag. Ball was nowhere near catchable.
there was no need hold there lol
I forgot they changed the OT rule to be even gayer.
>Oops : )
>They called that shortlmao what horseshit.
>Can't even get .5 yards forwardIf they lose, they deserve it.
you cant even see where the ball is
WHEW DTR
nice run
Imagine doubting this man
LMAO EAT SHIT DALLAS
Renegays belong in the garbage. They deserved to lose this.
>4 straight losses
LMAOOOOOOOOOO GAYDES
>>154599210shit coach, just lost to a shittier team.
Thank goodness. If this weekend I went 0-4 with game outcomes I need to happen, I be furious.
The Stallions had like yards of offense for the first 30 minutes
>>154599271>just lost to a shittier team.meant "beat" not "lost to".
lol that sideline outburst
>>154598833give it time they're slowly stealing the good parts of the ufl. One of the ncaa conferences already did add the replay look acc i think
Bunch of soft ass KICKERS in this league
>>154599352yeah its the acc
aviatorbros it's getting awfully lonely down here at the bottom
>>154598833Refs Union openly hates the idea that they can be kept in check. Part of the reason their negotiations with the NFL took so long is that the NFL wanted more oversight, to determine playoff reffing via merit and not senority, and to send bad refs to the UFLThere is no reason not to have televised booth reviews and super challenges outside of the power of the refs union
>>154599385Don't worry, you've still got Houston.
>Stallions v. Gaydes v. KANGZKangz deserve it, but it's going to be Stallions.>>154599381I remember seeing that during one of the acc games live and thinking it was cool to see UFL stuff happening. I pointed it out and nobody cared when I told them where it came from, but I did so there was at least some personal satisfaction there.
