My penguins ):
>>154601261Kek, what a KWAB
that's what the avs get for punishing the refs too hard i guess
AVES SUCKLMAO
>>154601261
>aves lose>tons of schizoposting about Minnesota startsKWAB
>>154601331It was probably kelly's sucker-punch on a ref that did them in. Oh, well.
The Minnesota Wild made it to the Western Conference Finals one time. They were swept in four games by the Anaheim Ducks and they only scored one goal
avs have a real chance of blowing a 2-0 lead
>mild win>tons of schizoposting from Minnesotans startsKWAB
>anon wants to post history lessons
>>154601417What does this have to do with the aves losing 5-1 tonight to the Minnesota Wild?
>>154601417who was on that team and how easy were their first two opponents
The aves really thought that every team would be the kings LMAO
>lost 5-1
>>154601417lmao mildcuck keeps catching L's like his mom does my penis
We fucking suck and are frauds, Avesbros.....
I like how this thread is all Americans and the MacKinnon suckjob thread is all Canadians.
>>154601473literally nobody of note, they beat prime Patrick Roy Colorado and Vancouver
>>154601432its just chubbs and you guys keep giving him attention
>>154601546>Patrick Roy Colorado
50 years and counting for the Flyers.
>>154601473https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/leagues/seasons/teams/0023312003.htmlThe spirit of the dead puck era was on that team and it was coached by Jacques Lemaire
Why is Carolina always so fucking good?
So...this happened.
The Wild made Roy retire TWICE, once as a player and the other time as a coach
>>154601561nufags don't know chubbs
>vegas got a hockey team and won a cup before the mild made it this far againKWAB. Cmtsu.
>getting swept at a home gamekek
>>154601706>avescuck so mad he has to mention another unrelated teamStay seething
>>154601639>Flyers get swept>sixers get sweptnot a good time to be a philly fan
They really are getting this worked up about a team they "never even think about"
>>154601635Flat-track bullies sir
>>154601733>mildcuck was so cosmically assblasted by that post she had to reply
>>154601639Philly traffic is a nightmare
>>154601815Every city says their traffic is a "nightmare".
>>154601800Thank you for the concession.
>>154601639slowpoke ass nigga
>>154601706you really can't think that an entertainment business would try to help a new market to increase viewership?
>>154601856Meanwhile, I drive home on a gravel road with no one else in sight. Feels good.
>n-no you post againShe staying bubblin'
cant wait to tune in tomorrow and see how copey copes with my ducks winning 2mrrw
I ride my gay little electric scooter
we're in there>>154601286
>>154602604>us fags are posting in the fag threadWe know.
>>154602604Retard
knights play tomorrow
whoop that trick whoop that trick whoop that trick whoop that trick whoop that trick whoop that trick whoop that trick whoop that trick
*wins*
My fellow thread-goers...The President's Trophy Curse is upon us, and is swiftly taking form before our very eyes in the shape of the Minnesota Wild making the Colorado Avalanche remember that they accumulated the most points during the regular season. All signs point to a series that ends in approximately 6-7 games in favor of the Wild. This may not be a popular opinion, and, as unlikely as it may seem, the Wild are bound for a Western Conference Final appearance due to said curse; not quite necessarily because the Wild are in a position to proclaim elite status, but because the Universe acknowledges the renowned Curse for what it is. If I were the Knights/Ducks, I would prepare myself for a trip to Minnesota. And you wanna know what?>_____>*Whispers*The Wild are good enough to beat either team.
BASED MINIHAUSEN AND DANHAUSEN KEK
Just woke up and saw itHAHAHAHAHA
>>154603881santa's revenge
just woke up, anyone got the rundown on what I missed?
does anyone have the pic of mcpissed standing next to a smiling marner
xD
Imagine getting raped by a pig
softpusys just got owned by a team with Ryan Hartman as their 1C.
>>154604219
>>154604219>>154604234KWAB
>>154603881true iyo and asuka wa kino not sure why ya laffin tho
>>154604234KWAB
It was all because of the cursed pic of him swimming with flippers and goggles
At least he has his stuffie to keep him company in this trying time.
>>154604353WallGOD is the future of Swedish goaltending.
watching the otc1
mild
>>154604371kek someday this will be selected for preservation in the Liberry of Congress
cucknadia
We need a kwab of the year trophy
>>154604576we call that the aew world championship
>>154604576Found it!
2026 Runner-Ups!
>>154604635Sad
>no sell finish by jacobkino
1) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>1546047071993 2014
>>154604707Those stats still kind of pathetic given that nobody really cares about hockey outside of your country
the canes are on track to being the best team of all time, I don't think gary will let them
Neat. Anyways.
>>154604743cope>>154604729low iq
>>154604759They still haven't recovered from this.MacKinnon is even trying to murder Boldy and Hughes in this series
the mildcuck is a gross fat girl
colorado avalancemore likedogshit trashlamo
>>154604894kek
This is it.
>>154604932
mildcuck
fangay
mattvay meechkawv
I see so much optimism and I just don’t feel it. Yeah, we made the playoffs and got to the second round. In 2020 we were also a game away from the ECF. And it was followed by five brutal years. I understand we have a few exciting young players now. But it truly feels like we have damaged the franchise’s relationship with one of them, and also damaged his trade value. We still don’t have a 1C or a 1D, and basically have to rely on Toronto to suck real bad to fill one of those holes, and hope we can get another in a trade without sacrificing our best prospects. We have a coach with a system that doesn’t seem to match very well the players we have, and he’s too stubborn to adjust his system to what we have. We have a few bad contracts that don’t fit the timeline (TK, Coots, and Dvo ) that are gonna be real difficult/impossible to move. And we have a front office and coach that are part of the flyers old boys network which has historically not worked out too well for this franchise in the past. We just saw what it looks like to be a real contender and we’re not at that level.I’d like to avoid unproductive responses like “must suck to be miserable,” or “just enjoy the run.” I heard a lot of that the past decade and ultimately the concerns with the franchise turned out to be warranted. What do you guys think it’s gonna take to fill the missing pieces? How do we resolve the potential Michkov issue? Can Tocchet adapt to the roster? Or will Danny adapt the roster to Tocchets system? If I hear real viable answers to these questions I’ll stop being pessimistic about the long term. But I just don’t see it right now.
mildcuck seething
the crybaby wants some more...
the mildcuck continues to seethe
Quinnesota be's winning
wish i could get a sound clip of nichushkin stick tapping like a raging faggot because the rookie wouldn't pass it to him. kwab.
>>154605188Team usa is garytime merchants. It happened in the iihf cup final too. Happened in sweden and canada games in the olympics.
>>154605348Neat. Anyways.
>>154605378Their social media sure talks a lot of shit every year for a franchise with only 1 garycup.
>now jack hughes, pokes it around MUHHHHCAARRRR
>>154605438see >>154604707u r low iq
>>154605348I unironically rather watch penalties than 3v3
If you're old enough to have seen Canada win a stanley cup, you're too old to be posting on 4chan
poo peeland
Stenberg is active in his local church and donates to charityMcKenna beats people up and his mother sells drugs to kids
>>154605655I don't know. That's only 10 years before 4chan existed. People here are getting older.
>>154605811McKannot is perfect for laffs
>>154605813How did people enjoy hockey without shitposting?
>>154605859apparently, in the ancient times you had to have people visit each other's houses and shitpost out loud
>ur low iq durrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrkwacanacuck
>>154605872Like when you're forced to visit prople on holidats? What a hassle
>avs actually lostKWAB
>>154605872I kind of miss shitposting to people in the room. I've been drifting further and further from that.
now that the avs have embraced a full rebuild how many third round picks is makar going to fetch?
>softpusyDoes hardpusy exist?
>>154606201only hardcock (mine)
The flaccid /hoc/ cockThe rigid /cric/ dick
>>154606230Cricket is not real
who gave the canes more trouble, philly or ottawa?
>>154606826probably philly but not from the gameplay, just from the smell
>>154604759BUT HE IS NOMINATED FOR THE HART MEMORIAL TROPHY!
only 12 hours to puck drop bros
>>154606881GMI think Gary wants sabres/habs to go 7 games. Duckies will bounce back tk tie the series.Randies will enjoy their time off.
>>154605378Cant wait for my kitties to put this shit team back in their place
It aint the same without Channel one cup
>>154606935>kuckaniemi
Secret method to keep Steady Freddie uninjured for a full postseason, play no more than 16 games.
>>154606826against sens>5 GA>110 Shots against>173 Hits>214 Total ice timeagainst flyers>5GA>72 Shots against>172 Hits>199 Total ice time
>>154607033
Good morning /hoc/
Meet the captains! / Voici nos capitaines! C: Macklin Celebrini A: Ryan O’Reilly A: John Tavares
Mom's threatening to kick me out again
>>154607098>playoff format guarantees metroslop matchup in the second round Thank you Gary
>>154607534did u wish her happy mothers day?
how do the wild have 3 of the top 5 point scorers
>>154607520looking good
>>154607552it's not mother's day here...
>>154607591Because their players are wild for points
imagine getting bitched by bogosian of all people kwab
>>154605378LOL GET ITTHEY GO TO CANCUN BECAUSE THEY LOSTI AM SO FUNNY
>>154607098>Carolina gets another free pass to the ECF because everyone in the metro besides the raggots can beat BrindamourGary Bettman...the 1v8...
>>154607534Get a job and stop making messes
>>154607722they would get the same opponents in opposite order
>>154607741What a diving bitch.
Gary will get canes to ECF as many times as it takes for another sunbelt gary cup.
>>154601635Rod the Bod is a good coach
>>154601635
>>154607741>OW MY ASS
>>154607781and we thank him for it
How was it possible for the Wild to lose the first two games and then destroy the avecucks at home like that? It don't make no sense.
>rags
>>154607033what's the story behind him? why does everyone seem to hate him?
HOLY SEETHE
>>154607843If there's a seethe, there must be a cope.
>>154607832because he is paid 5 million for 8 years while being worth 1 at best
bud won
>>154607788Great against bad teams that make the playoffs. He falls apart against anyone who's actually good, you know, not the fucking senators or flyers who backdoored in and only advanced because the penguins didn't think Silovs was better than Stuart Skinner
I can't wait to see Buffalo/Montreal bootyblast Randy.
>shorks luck into celebrini in 2024>Get 2nd overall in 2025>Get ANOTHER 2nd overall because lets just piss everyone offGary Bettman wants to make his wembanyama spurs with the shorks. Only a retarded team would trade up for that 2nd overall
>>154607935Where are all the other coaches winning the Stanley cup every year? Rods a good coach and this might be the year.
>>154607966>Gary Bettman wants to make his wembanyama spurs with the shorks. Only a retarded team would trade up for that 2nd overallcontradictory statements, a classic yank post
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>154608006> t. delusional frog
>>154607981in florida
>>154608019>still doesn't understand as yank as it gets
brother wars this early in the morning? /hoc/ truly is dead
>>154608037you're right, I'm out until gametime
>>154607964Dobes is gonna have a 98% SA against rods shooters
>>154608043what do you mean, your country is playing right now
BUFFALO GET BATTEREDEVERYWHERE THEY GOBUFFALO GET BATTEREDEVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOOEVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOO
>>154608006Why trade up when the sharks can just ask for anything for 2nd overall? You'd be a retard to give them leverage just to get Stenberg
>>154608063If it's not onhockey then it's not happening
>>154608030> t. ole ole ole faggot
>>154608090it's right at the top brotime Leagues filterExhibition Games 07:30 France - Canada 2 live10:00 Germany - United States 1 liveBeijer Hockey Games standings09:00 Sweden - Finland 11 liveVHL draw09:00 Khimik - Metallurg Nk 2 liveNMHL draw09:00 Granit Chekhov - Metallurg 2 liveU20 Elit Genç Ligi standings11:45 Zeytinburnu - Yükseliş 1 liveECHL draw16:05 Allen - Kansas City 16:05 Toledo - Fort Wayne OHL draw17:00 Kitchener - Barrie Colts NHL draw18:00 Buffalo Sabres - Montréal 20:30 Vegas - Anaheim Ducks
Thingken about Olympic Gold Medalist Dylan Larkin
>>154605811>Stenberg beats people up at church and donates drugs to orphans It's all about phrasing.
>>154607966I sort of wonder if they were going to dangle their pick in a trade for a defenceman before they won #2now it seems a bit awkward cause you don't want to pick for need that high and you're probably losing any trade you make if you deal it
>>154608209no listen to the yank, bettman wants a super team and handed them the second overall pick, you would have to be a BOZO MORON if you're another team and want that valuable pick
Yeah, listen to this frogtard.
game of the day
>>154608260lmao sorry not sorry
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NHL_rivalrieswhy don't the canes have any rivalries?
>>154608181I think you are retarded
wifey just came home from girls night, shes got amazing friends that let her sleep over at their place so i could build legos and chug IPAs all night.
>>154608276everyone hates thembunch of jerks
>>154608260Räty vs. Öhgren
>snaps fingers at trbwhere's my breakfast burrito, bitchboy?
>>154608260what language feed should I watch?
Damn...
swedes BTFO
he is so fucking bad
>>154608345baka men, we should make a society without them
>>154608345>>154608350>>154608360breakfast burrito. NOW.
The Flames are the best team in the league
>>154608368which league
>>154608350legendary finnish player and finnish man Aлeкcaндp Aлeкcaндpoвич Бapкoв
holy fucking shit what a goal
Does Heinola have any potential?
>>154608289Anon...
>>154608514bottom sixin AHL
got some A&W coupons in my mail
That Montreal crowd is going to be nuts tonight.
remember steven stamkos?
>>154608679If only he took that pay cut and stayed with Tampa
>>154608679yes /hoc/ said he was washed but then he stuck 42 goals up their ass
>>154608679I still find it strange that both him and March are playing on the Preds of all teams.
E.M. status?
SCAAAR
will Tampa Bay be in the new GTA?
>>154608756raped...allegedly
Good crowd at this exhibition match
>two giga chad solo effort goals>doesnt even smile
>>154608808if vegas wins the cup does she get her initials on it?
No Draistl, Stutzle or Seider, I thought yuropigs cared about the WC
>>154608851I think you misunderstand. People care but players don't
>>154608869nhl players don't*
MÅÅÅÅÅL
Svärje status?
heh nothing personel
fiaskokollaps
The Sweden v Finland curse doing an 180 is not fun.
Enjoying a nice steak sub and washing it down with a refreshing beer
Sieg heil dudes
for me its pågen vanillas from my local ica max
>>154609199I bet those go great with coffee. Would eat!
>>154609199fun fact: 'pågen' is scanian dialect for 'the boy', påg meaning boy
>>154609287no wonder they go so well with chocomilk
>>154609320is...is that a bag?
>>154609378yes but before you call me a filthy fucking cheating canuck I will add that is just the choco powder
Avs win last night if they didn’t get screwed by a random 3 day break. What the fuck was Gary thinking?
Name an area of the world less consequential than Scandinavia
I think the Finnish commentators are glazing Barkov more than NHL glazes McMeme, which I didn't know is actually possible
>>154609446How does that disadvantage Avs and not mild?
>>154609481Shut the fuck up pedo
>>154609489I accept your concession
>>154609499Concede this, mildcuck*fart*More cups than your shit team
Travel is an unfair disadvantage. Whoever is the higher seed should get all 7 games at home to make it fair
Germoney sucks lol
Why the fuck did Gary allow the mild a 3 day rest break while making the Avs have to travel? How is that fair at all? Why is Gary trying to prop up the mild despite being the weakest playoff team?
>>154609554you get more rest when away because your wife is not nagging at you at home
the gary canes are getting a week and a half off after facing two of the weakest teams in the playoffs
>>154609594Yes but don’t you know that the aves had to wait 3 WHOLE DAYS to get embarrassed in minnesota?
>>154609594my favourite time of year to hear the 'rest vs rust' debate
The Avs had to travel from high altitude after an exhausting series while the mild got to rest in . That’s why it’s unfair. One team was made to travel tired and the other wasn’t
>>154604234that's gold
Also it’s a longer flight from Denver to Minnesota than it is from Minnesota to Denver, so the Avs were LITERALLY more tired
>swede on swede violence
>>154609642planes fly 40,000 ft in the air, all travel is high altitude idiot
>>154609683Denver is literally higher than cruising altitude dumbfuck
Lane Hutson wouldn’t have fucked that up like his bro did
The Avs players had to go from high altitude to low altitude, which has an acclimation period. How is that fair?
Tre Kronor, please get a grip. It'll be embarrassing for all if you keep this up at the Skoda cup
The Wheel of Excuses is spinning this morning.
>>154609693then why dont planes crash into it??? use your brain
It’s literally an hour longer to fly from Denver to Minnesota. Why was this not factored into the schedule?
>>154609740that makes no sense, theyre always the same distance apart/hoc/ is being extra retarded today
>>154609733Because they fly higher to land there retard. Planes have more than 2 altitudes they can fly at
KooKoo finna bouta win the finnish gary cup tomorrow evening
>>154609754>pedosotan has never heard of time zones
swedes going to exit in the first round again
>>154609756no they dont, the FCC has laws about that kind of stuff
>>154609693>5000ft is literally higher than 30000ftAmerican education.
Yup*crack*Time to start day drinkin'*sip*
>>154609795No, they don’t. Jesus Christ you mildcucks are dumb
>>154609754>today
>>154609768Can't wait, fuck Tam*ere
>>154609796AI gave me this
>>154609796>>154609875Denver is 50,000 feet, not 5,000, are you being retarded on purpose?
>>154609894
>>154609894>denver is 20,000 ft higher than everestbased and true
>>154609894Mt Everest is 30k feet. It's almost unbelievable that Denver would be almost twice higher than that
>>154609542This is why we must stop all immigration
>>154609683>>154609693lmfao
>>154609711Avs training at altitude gives them an advantage at lower altitudes. Visiting teams not used to high altitudes are disadvantaged. Go back, saar
>>154609974doesnt it make them weaker because theres less gravity?
>>154609974Is pic related allowed in the NHL?
>>154609894My goodness. I'm surprised you can complete the captcha.
>>154610004not significant, even at 50,000 ft
>>154609875Holy fuck what a soulless urban sprawl. Hockey does not belong there
>>154610077Looks like they have a lot of tree cover though. That's something.
Reminder that top scorer in KHL this season Roman Kantserov will play in Chicago Blackhawks, he and Bedard will own and become good friends
>52,800 feet
>feetWhat's that in kilometres
>>1546101250.0003048 km
seems like asuka is basically retired
>>15461012516.09344 Km
>>154610066At the altitude of the International Space Station, which is 250 miles (400 km), the gravity is still 90% as strong as it is on the Earth's surface.
>>154610125a whole big bunch
>>154609781
KWAB
>>154610107Good, bedard needs his own heated rivalry to bring in new fans!
>>154610197ummmm then why do they float
Mr. Bettman is NOT to be blamed for the long break between games 2 and 3 of the Colorado Minnesota series. Please direct your anger and frustrations elsewhere, possibly inwards.
>>154610268They're in perpetual free fall and keep missing the ground or something. Without perspective, the effect is of apparent weightlessness. Just like the vomit comet they train in.
Celebrini will be Canada's greatest captain
>State of Hockey>their roastie twam got eliminated and so for the mild have won a gameMildcuck foreverially cucked
>>154610268because of the orbital speed
>>154610307perpetual motion is impossible, isaac newton proved this like 1000 years ago
knights play today
>>154610386Redemption arc continues.
rumours that patty wah is going to bring out the torch ce soir
>>154610107>manlet
>>154610401based we love mitch here we call them chaykas now
still call em marnerswill always call em marners
chat is this true
>>154609669this can't be refuted
>>154610542high school hockey in minnesota has more aura than the nhl.
>>154610386>>154610401Gary called and said its the Ducks turn tonight, sorry
>>154610542uhhhh no...their arenas always packed + they carry the Canadian white handkerchief custom on the stands and their social media is pretty well run + lots of engagement/tracking from what i seepeople don't get to meet "the culture" bc Minnesotans have almost everything inside their State and don't need to migrate outside and be retards somewhere elseI bet Avs fans get to meet Wild fans on a daily basis though, rich white people fucking love Colorado and they have similar mindsets if i were to move over there i'd be in any of those states, peak American places that aren't built around kike concrete jungles
>mildcuck is posting under a brown flagwow shocker
Just finished my coffee and need to take my morning celebrini
which 3 canadian players were on the ice when the gmg was scored again?
>>154610860mcdavid makar mackinnon
are the dabres the only team who dont have adds on their jersey?
>>154610957Yeah because who ever sponsor that shit team with a meme run? (I stan btw)
>>154610937KWAB
>7:00(7:17)pm >9:30(9:49)pm>on a sunday
>>154611030ordering a jersey right now, whos number should I pick?
>>154610957I can't be a sabres fan. The name dabres is too wierd and disgusting.
>>154611187Tage Thompson or Alex Tuch. Post receipt larpbro
hey sportsnet, show me my habs getting introduced instead of that pompadoures bozo Kyle bukkakes
>>154610542it might be schizo of me but all of the 2000-ish expansion teams come across this way to me and it's mostly the weird branding. I guess Nashville people at least treat it like a college team when they're in the playoffs and people can bandwagon
>>154609781Sam Haram stinks as a National team coach. We also rested some players.>>154610107What a kant!
>>154611187thompson is a giga chud go with tuch or eichel
We love moms here
>>154611258hope your Habs get bootyblasted :D
>>154611314connor bedard's mom is for my eyes only
Glad I come back 12 hours later and the softpusys are STILL seething like whiney faggots. kek
>>154611327what the heck buddy!
>>154611425
>>154611486I wish Rangers 6th round draft pick Tyler Wall made it
>the wall>let goals in anywayWdtmbt?
>>154611551kek
>>154611551>this post kills the mildcucklmfao kwab
>>154611541>ending his career by letting in 5 goals in a Elite Ice Hockey League playoff game
>>154610354All satellites will eventually fall back down to eartg, if may take a while
making dinner before my duckies play tonight
>>154610957Gary will never allow them to win the cup
>>154611714i unironically live like this
>>154611802I can't really buy frozen pizzas because I only have a toaster oven kwab
>>154611551>houses are made of walls>people somehow manage to enter and exit them
>>154611714i bet our leo enjoys a good tonys kebab
>>154611880So hes the door that let's goals in then? Makes sense, kwab goalie
>>154611880its not hard to punch through drywall, pekka.
when are the soilers gonna figure out that they need a goalie on their roster loldont matter none anyways theyre done like the kangz. its sharts and quacks season now
what even happened to Trump's wall? He talked about it 10+ years ago
>>154611819cut it in two
>>154611992mostly completed
>>154611992starting in net for YOUR minnysoda wiiiild
stone out toknight :(
April 27>The Final Thought focuses on the front office searches in Toronto, Nashville, and VancouverApril 29>Elliotte provides an update on Vancouver's searchMay 1>The Vancouver front office searchMay 4>The fellas share the latest in Vancouver's front office searchMay 6>They also talk about Vancouver moving down two spots and Jim Rutherford announcing he will step aside after their incoming GM hireMay 8>unpacking the latest news from the Vancouver Canucks front office search
>>154612118marner doesn't need him
>>154612118Kek guaranteed loss then thanks for letting me know copey
>>154612123lydia tar was a rangers fan and along with having high school hockey trophies hidden away in her parents house it was a pretty significant part of her characterization imo
>>154612186Is that movie any good? Only thing I know about it is that retards hate it because waaaahhh its too slow!!
>Denver, 10 mile high city
>>154611980Are you exterior walls made of drywall, Dane?
very grim
Games should have no break in between them that way nobody gets to use rest to their advantage
Predictions for tonight's' Habs and Sabres game?
>>154612154why did you think a natural hat trick meant it had to be in the same period?
whoa a new schizo is emerging or will this guy be like tanvir or brandon and disappear after a week?
>>154612367
>>154612275>Curych
>>154612118About time he's getting rhinoplasty. Should be back in 3-4 weeks.
>>154612373A natural hat trick is where they get a hat trick with a purely wooden stick.
