>>154604146>ALLAHU ACK-
good thread
>I HUG EVERYBODY! I KISS EVERYBODY! LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE CALL ME TERRORIST! HE SO CUTE GUY!
>I SMASH EVERYBODY I SMASH DEM>loseshmm
Thread changeover zeemed meRefer to >>154608625
>>154608611Strickland is undefeated against brazzas
Jeremy Stephens heemed my picks
Khamzat kills strickland in a real open weight simulated deathmatch though
>>154608651You picked an old journeyman on a 6-7 fight no win streak?
Bo bodies Khamzat
Is Sean in the GOAT category now?
>>154608661I got scammed by Dana, thought they wouldn't just bring him back to lose one fight
>Dricus/Imavov for number one contender. Dricus can’t just skip to the front based on his history with Sean after getting 50-44’d>Volkov should be promised a title shot a year in advance. Whoever wins Periera/Gane fights Tom at the end of the year and the winner of that fights Volkov in July of 27. It’s only fair after the Gane robbery
Khammy iffy ahhh bussy gettin miffy ahhleakin clitty ahhbooty clench sean's dicky ahh
>>154608651same here bud
>Split decision by Strickland>KO by Bo Nickel>Subbed by DDPzatdaddy is done for
FACT: ITS OVER FOR BRAZZAS
They fly now?
>>154608654most UFC rules are there to protect slurpers and that's a factstrickland tdds khamzat, who starts butt scooting and immediately gets his shit literally stomped
Thank you Sean
When did you starting boying Van?
Usman exposed Cumshart. DDP just sucks. Back to Inbredistan he goes.
What happened to him?
>>154608735Kai Kara france would beat this nigga i cant wait for pantoja to pull his head off
>>154608735Few fights ago when I saw he boxing skills.
>see here's the fucking thing you guys i have said a lot of shit over my career in the ufc as you guys know and it's all good but there comes a time when a man has to be a man and let tell you guys this is that time i used to say some crazy shit just to sell fights you guys it was all for ticket sales i fucking love muslims you guys and blacks and mexicans i really fucking loves the jews those fucking guys man and look i'm a pretty man i can take the gay jokes but i'm going to draw the line at people talking about my brave wife who yes was assigned male at birth but that does not fucking make her any less of a woman and you fucking guys better learn to accept that
>>154608735Taira has really good take downs but he doesn't know what to do when he gets on top. Pantoja doesnt have that problem. Ive never been more confident in a pick.
>>154608743Definitely some shady betting going on in chechnya
>>154608743he bought into his own hype despite being mid
>>154608767Reason i bet on Sean was the sketchy line movement his way before the fight. If theres ever anything like that your eyes should get wide because a fix is in
>>154608760Fucking a feninine male is hotter than fucking a female or a maleIt's superior to all
>>154608743Distracted because he's just kidnapped a new wife, look into it
>>154608743I think hes gone soft living in a palace on that hot beach in the UAE. Okay you had a hard weight cut. Get over it.
>>154608782Is that what he means by "man dance"?
>>154608782you disgust me t el monitor
just how dogshit are roundtree and allen
Haven't been this happy in a minute. The entire brazza world was heemed last night
Just realised the USA has a champ again. Fuck sake
>>154608794m8 you were lusting over the tranny last thread
>Based on available information up to May 2026, Sean Strickland is not married to a transgender woman, and claims suggesting otherwise appear to stem from online rumors or misunderstood, often satirical, content. Strickland is known for holding outspoken, critical views regarding transgender individuals.
>>154608806one of the four of us does that gay shit don't come to me about it
>>154608788Typical muslim behavior. Their prophet was a child predator.
KEK SEAN BEAT KUMZLUT WITH A HURT SHOULDER HOLY SHIT IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE
>>154608806destroyed kek
Joe pyfer is being set up to be the next champ
I want an list of those who picked Khamzant right NOW. Fucken stand and be counted and then thorw your dick into an bucket fuken homos.
goat fuckers btfo
>>154608735Jungle asians proved superior to autism asians for all time
MMAJoey on suicide watch.MMAGuru partying it up in Gurusalem.You love to see it.
>>154608853Impressive. Very nice.
>>154608855whites won and its beautiful to see
>>154608853bigly nice
>>154608800Starts with Sean, ends with Gaethje, O'Malley, Sterling, & Hokit
calm down it wasnt no decisive victory, not to mention khamzat had a bad weight cut
>>154608800Just realized Britcucks don't.
>>154608853Very nice
>>154608877Missing weight is another point against.
>>154608877Somebody post khamzat pulling guard, never let the retarded pakis live this down
>>154608855You realize neither of them actually give a shit? This is how they make money and they're both making buckets of it right because of faggots like you. All of you little livestream watchers needs to kys.
>>154608853crazy good odds
>>154608874The Big 5 as we call them in Cali Wali where you can get a Hot Carl.
Tom Aspinall is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion of the world.
>>154608908Your husband is a pirate m8.
>>154608908Tom was given a participation trophy, Ngannou is the lineal and true UFC heavyweight champ (im not counting the boxing stuff)
>americans cheer for khamzat during press conference>americans now cheering for stricklandden of snakes that country
>>154608893He legit looked like a grandpa when he rolled over the biggest aura loss in ufc history
Might eat some hot dogs for dinner in honour of American champ shota sean
>>154608925>Leave the organization >NO YOU CAN'T GIVE THE BELT TO SOMEONE ELSE!
My favourite part of the night was seeing Arman stressed out of his mind while Khamzat's corner were performing surgery on him on him after the second round, he clearly knew what was comifg
>>154608933Swedes were cheering for khamzat when he first got into ufc now he wants nothing to do with you lol
>>154608943Eat a cheeseburger, nigga. Be a fucking man.
who can ratlip actually beat at 205don't say jiri cause it's not true
>>154608956>swedes were cheering for khamzatnever happened
Turns out Strickland is a top 5 mw of all time
>>154608971menifield, krylov, etc. low ranking guys, khamzat is going to have a problem with the heavy hitters like oezdemir
>>154608979Oh yes you were.. I vividly remember it.
So this just proves that Alex Perieria is actually the GOAT of MMA doesn’t it?
>>154608999Why do Swedes root for their own rapist?
>>154608971Reyes Khalil hill.I want to see him against ankalaev feed the Muslims to each other
>>154609007>Reyesabsolutely not
>>154609003not after the ganeissance
>>154608971If he rolls over like a dog again one of the nastier LHWs is going to tko him
>>154609017If periera beats Gane he has to be the GOAT
The trick in MMA is to have the bone density of water logged oak. Once you’ve achieved this you can just density mog everyone.
Sean Strickland is now 3-0 against brazzas
>>154609013Reyes has zero chin left which means he cant defend shit cause he sells to stop takedowns and he'll get starched
>>154609034A Brazilian could never
Sign the contract, chenchen
>>154609026Tbh pereiras beaten literally no one elite
>>154609062Why are east africans so weak compared to west africans?
>>154608611There's nothing wrong with man on man love, is there?
>>154609063Nobody has ever beat anyone elite
>>154608971Ulberg, Jireddit, Ankalaev, Jan, Costa all buck break him because they can muscle out of his first round storm and break his jaw off if he tries to pull guard like he did against stickrapedhe beats everyone else, khalil is strong but cardio worse than ratlips so he gets hollanded
>>154609035ratlip hasn't shown power since he heemed meerschaert (who was still recovering from being heemed like a month before)reyes is levels above him in striking and he defends all his takedowns easily, reyes heems
Just how good and bad is DDP?
didnt watch the event and accidentally got the results spoiled is the strickland - khamzat fight worth watching or nah?
>>154609096Ddp was hit with the fear debuff and he retarded himself
>>154609102worth watching to see how utterly dogshit khamzat looked
>>154609102yeah, it was a fun fight. Nothing really crazy happened, but sean looked good
>>154609078Everyone is
>>154609102nah dont bother, go watch the wardley-dubois boxing match instead
>>154609127Pacific Islanders are p4p stronger than West Africans, but West Africans have them beat on speed
Getting mcdonalds for breakfast in honor of heem stricky
>>154609096he probably feels like a fucking retard seeing cumshot's cardio fall off a cliff after a few mat returns, 100% he could have derrick lewised a few standups and brought them both into the deep walders, thats literally his style in every other fight, he gasses out both himself and his opponent and trusts in his ability to mentally persevere through a slopfest and break the other guy first. in a cardio dump vs cardio dump fight he would have had the advantage over cumshot due to his years of training with an oxygen debuff which prepared him for the deep walders
>>154609148>p4pcope
Pleasantly surprised that Strickland defended the takedown and when he was taken down, he used his hands to get up instead of accepting the position and doing those stupid little worthless punches so many fighters do against wrestlers.
>>154609148Chinese are the strongest p4p>b-but they are 160lbs! Yes, p4p is for the small
>>154609158>ethiopiaDude, you guys are literally walking sticks.
>>154609183ethiopia wasnt colonized, west africa was.contemplate this
>>154609183What on Earf does that have to do with p4p being cope?
>>154609197italians were pushed out of ethiopia by the brits more so than the locals desu>>154609212i dont speak twig playa
2026 is going to end with Dricus Du Plessis holding a championship belt and there's nothing Sean can do about it with that paper nose of his
ethiopia is the only sub-saharan country with good foodcontemplate this
>>154609252*Joe Pyfer
fast forwarded the fight, it was bad.
>>154609271It was the best of fightsIt was the worst of fights
Do you think Sean Strickland beats up his wife?
>uhh i didnt mean to be racist or islamophic or mean at all im actually a fake person who said shit i don't believe for attention Why do fighters say this like its supposed to make them look good? I remember convington doing the same thing, say what you want about McGregor but he never went back on anything he said.
>Sean, handle your daddy's light work and take out that goatfucker for meThe Once and Future King
just saw sean saying khumshot did the holloway point down in the 5th to fake him out for a takedownman what a pussy lol, aura evaporated in 1 fight
>>154609257>ethiopia>sub-saharan
>I used to be in ufc you know
>>154609312>aura evaporated in 1 fightratlips aura been gone for a long time m8
>>154609252This but Joe Pyfer and not DDP>>154609277His wife pegs him while Themba Gorimbo fucks her from behind 1000%
>>154609314time for another look at the map paki tuktuk
>>154609277No.
Its like a great evil has been removed from the world
>>154609318In retrospect his only good actual win and his only good story win was against Pereira.
>>154609277Sean is a Whiteknight irl.
>>154609318romero beat him and would sleem him now this fruit's watching all his rivals thrive while he spirals kwab
>>154609303>sits out for a year to wait for Khamzat to get too old to perform the weight cut so that the rock paper scissors cycle is broken and he can just steal the belt back from Sean without worrying about losing it to another lay and prayinggane tier calculations from big dick dric.
>>154609349Khamzat does look like a Dragon Ball villain .
>>154608654no, because STRICKBEAST would just shoot the ratlip dead
>>154609351What are you talmbout he UD'd THE spider silva
>>154609318Izzy actually manifested the 'I beat that guy one time' situation into existence, but it backfired and he manifested it for himself instead of Alex
The REAL Biggest What-If In MMA? Khamzat Chimaev Career Retrospective | UFC BREAKDOWN
>>154608743He didn't even attempt to take down or any kind of wrestling, i got the sense it was a rigged fight where the ufc told him you basically gotta stand and trade. All the prefight hype felt like bullshit, there was no "bad blood" or anything. Fake hype, fake fight, Stricklands such a cartoonish chud, his whole persona feels like a forced meme. Thankfully i didn't pay for it. garbage ass 'fight'
>>154608611Someone shop him curbstomping a black
>>154608654Khamzat accepted a death simulation when he just lay on his back like a defeated animal. ina situation without round breaks to get his breath back he'd have been beaten to death by StrickGOD
>>154609383
>>154609369
Khamzatbros...
unironically khamzat was glad/happy to lose, he's talked about moving up, retiring, even being ready and happy to die, said he's sick of being hurt all the timewould not be surprised at all if he just retires
>>154609424absurd strength
whoever managed to convince sean to stop doing that retarded knee raise thing deserves a bonus
>>154609455he'll still do it it was just retarded to do against ratlip in case he shot for a TD
>>154609391>didn't even attempt to take down or any kind of wrestlinghe shot 13 takedowns nigga and had to stop because he was about to die from his coof lungs when Sean kept getting up
Khamzat trying to thug out the coof for reddit points by training during it and ruining his lungs for eternity is the most retarded thing a fighter has done since Sunglasses heemed himself on the cable
>>154609369More like a bad dragon model fucking faggot
>>154609512It must have stung ratyap when sean brought that up
>>154609512he wasn't trying to thug it out he's just literally retarded and can't stop himself from training, his swedish coaches had to bring in a tard wrangler to stop him overtraining
>>154608743like mcgoober, lost his hungry to win once he acquired the title. This is his nate diaz.
Edilov, whatever happened there...
>>154609573sleeping with the fishes
islam is the last brazza left
>>154609587Islam will fall soon... and with him, the era of muzzie rat crotch sniffery will too.
Strickland beating Chimaev felt like old school UFC
>>154609587All muslims will be purged from our once-great sport
>>154609587Appropriate that the last gremlin brazza to fall is named Islam
>>154609573>>154609577>look this nigga up>Kadyrov had him killedHoly shit Ratlip is unironically in danger of getting the same treatment.
I literally lost my shit when Sean dominated round 2. I turned into the shouty sportsball neighbour you hear through your walls when his team scores.
>>154608743Don’t forget that the coof almost hemt him years ago. His respiratory system is shot.
Josh was in fucking complete control of the striking range despite having far shorter reach than tatsmongu
>>154609641Tairas striking is rudimentary
Turns out Khamzat was protected from Nate, not the other way around
>>154609628Imagine what the Hantavirus will do to Coofzat
>>154609587Adriano Martins simulated his death years ago
>>154609587>>154609593>>154609618>noncesar is so boring everyone forgot himkek what an inbred pedo bitch
wheres that gay brit retard that kept spamming about his zatdaddy
>>154609628It's called post-covid. Millions are affected I fear
>>154609349Once Asspinall and Islam lose their belts, the world will return to its former state of glory and order.
>>154609692The zatcord is in collective psychic agony
>>154609692>brit
>>154609687Evloev lost to Allen by tko.
>In light of recent humiliations, may I say it’s an honour to be joined by men. Men. And not faggot ass, no cardio cocksuckers like what just lost a UFC title, he should fucking DIE!
Will Arm*n pay Aidin Ross his money?
>>154609731the last thing Hamza sees before being executed by a firing squad.
>>154609698how much of a contrarian faggot do you have to be to lump aspinall in with the goatfucking crotchsniffers
Obvious dive by khazmat he couple have easily submitted him in the first but just let Strickland off cazzies need not apply
Shartman>ShartmanShartman>shartman
>>154609772looks like a twink without his beard
>>154609783Your homosexuality is showing.
Did we ever find out if they liked "watching people get fucked for free"?
>>154609791it is what it is b
>>154609743Peanuts for his dad. Thinking about it: Arman is kinda like a really tough Tony Khan
>>154609770There's clearly a system that lets you avoid being submitted by Brazzas if you commit to it in training. Volk, Dricus and JDM all managed to avoid being submitted despite being put in pretty bad positions for a lot/most of the fight. Khamzat not being able to submit Sean, who a guy who has never been submitted before, isn't evidence of a dive
>>154609731>>154609753>News reporting in! FORMER Ufc champ Khamzat 'RATLIP' Chimaev found dead! Massive ANAL TRAUMA reportedly part of the reason for death. No other explanations or injuries have thus far been reported.
>>154608908FACT CHECK: False
>>154609770ratlip COPE
>>154609825You literally just grab an arm and lmao the submissions are gone. All these brazzas go for rear nakeds or dance chokes just grab their fucking hands
>>154609847https://www.ufc.com/athlete/tom-aspinallcope and sneethe
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE CIRYL GANE YEAH CIRYL GANE YUM HE'S SO FUCKING COOL AND STRONG OOOOOOHHHHH HE'S GONNA HEEM PEREIRA I FUCKING LOVE CIRYL GANE
Makes you think, just how good was Khabib Nurmagomedov?
I'm just grateful we won't be seeing pakishits in here for a long while, /heem/ may be usable on weekdays again
>french football team is all black>all french fighters are blackwhat do ethnic french even do
Also feed Islam to Prates, FUCK IAN GARRY
>>154609915You rang?
khamzat was a project
>>154609730I don't like Evloev and I also wish Allen was less shit, but Evloev blatantly tried to bait a dq win via foul there, he just sat on the floor and was arguing with the ref to intervene and only after the fourth knee hit him did he cut it out and go back to fightingActual asshole move, rest of the fight was decent aside from that
How does Islam vs Amosov go? I think they'd actually stalemate each other in the grappling and it'd turn into a striking battle, which I honestly favour Islam in
>>154609922Work actual jobs, I think I saw a Syrian make the same joke about Germans
Strickbeast for presidentVan for Vice president
>>154610035Strickbeast is only 3 years older than Khamzat, and he has working lungs.
>>154608735early ass stoppage, horiguchi will sub this a kid in one round
khamzat looks like he eats rats
>>154608894fatJoey definitely cares
>>154610055hes got like double the amount of pro fights on his tires though
>no more smeshposting from brazzas in the year 2026Thank you Strickland
>>154610048>'OKAY I'M GONNA COUNTER DIS AND WIN AND...ACK!'
>>154610052A thong sandals wearing fag is champ what a terrible era we're in
>>154610083Jjk she got split roasted that night by Arman and sean
>>154610048i love jhenny
>>154609587not by the end of phase 3 of belal plan
Reports of very suspicious line movement before the khazmat fight per mmajunkie
not enough is being made out of the commentators needing to be lynched and pisslam not being able to do what prates did to jdm
>>154610093shut up you poofter
>>154610083Arman isn't gonna be happy with his sidepiece when he sees this
FACT: Tomala Turdspinall got sodomized by Cyril GODne and cucked from a white house fight with Pereira
>>154610142kek what a kwab the fight was dead even despite chimpzats best efforts to lose
Tom doesn't want to smell dookie donnie's diaper
How much do you love her?
>>154609731>My estimation Kumshot Chimaveroni as a man, just fucking plummeted. To lay on your back like a woman?
Breaking News: The President of the United States of America has been eyepoked and has been checked by an official eye doctor for damages or injuries. Please pray for him.
wait chimpmaev got btfo by timmy?
Tom should've went for the heem quickly like all his other fights but he tried to be patient with Gane and paid the price for his cowardice
>>154610267Jeffrey bezos gets to motorboat those cannons every night
I want to FUCK Gina Carano in her old PUSSY
>>154610267I liked her...fuller
Strickland heem both Jizzy and Mohammedisapedophileaev, he is perma boyd for life
>>154610310you talmbout Kevin Ross?
>>154610335BRUTAL 5 round decision heem
>>154610440bro changed race
>>154610440A-A SHAMEFU DISPRAY!!!
>>154610182Khamzat's group and Xtreme Couture are tight. Arman and Strickland were probably running a train on Nina drama after the fight
>>154610440He tanked that
pereira knocked the queer out of strickland
>>154610476
Why does Khamzat get gassed doing simple shit that other high level wrestlers just do all the timeKhamzat did ONE mat return and then fell off wrestling for the entire rest of the fight
Nina is based
Tatsuro Taira was taking actual damage and getting knocked down and his shots were still nowhere near as bad as Khamzat's after one round of working a body triangle
Nina is nearly 40 years old and still has pro fighters simping for her, hoeflation is unreal
>>154610550because his body got permaheemed by the coof and by getting his BUNGHOLE stretched by Kadyrov and his goons
much like sex, fighting is much more terrifying if it takes place within a cell
My farts be stankin!
>>154610719only for the weak
Is the grappler meme dead now?>Taira lost to a guy who only grapple a few years >Khamzat lost to white trash who just spars all the time
>>154610648Sean was working well and didn't just go piggy mode accepting bottom crucifix, lots of small battles that are tiring. After his coaches told him to circle to avoid the fence he was in the clear, Zatdaddy had to take desperate shots from range which is exhausting due to Sean's tight boxing
>>154610770>gets the takedown completely stuffed>immediately spreads his legs WIDE open with his ass in the airwhat the FUCK did Khamzat mean by this?
>>154610770I thought Kumahot got injured here. Never seen someone gas out like that just from taking a shot
Khamzat sucks, he lost to 40 years old journeyman Burns and 50 years old broken knees nigger Usmeng
>MMA gets another night of shitty fights>boxing gets another banger fightits just not fair
>>154610770This was the exact moment I cashed out the parlay and put money on strickland
>>154608743he was never good did you see what Gilbert did to him? any no cazzie seen the writing on the wall
i would like khamzat if he was christian
khamzat has a thick beard
>>154610953that wardley fight was a peach but every other fight on that card was pretty boring minus the morrelll ko>>154611108nah Id like if he had a robot arm
every single time i tune into boxing it's the most boring shit i've ever seen minus the gabou knock out
>2026 anno Domini>I am 4gotten
>>154611332Is that the guy who sits outside your local liquor store talking about the good ole days?
>>154611367He’s the guy who tells you that no days were ever good.
>>154611332kek Waldo cant grift off him anymore
is khamzat a fraud or not
>>154611332>4gottenmate you're here seething about him every day
>enters thread
>>154611438It is my duty to keep his memory alive.
Last night proved that good always defeats evil.
Aspain-All has not won a match since 2024
>>154611471Jon Jones ducked that?????
>>154610648It's not just that. Some tinfoil hats were saying he missed weight. He looked like shit at the weigh ins. I swear that ramadan thing gives them overeating disorders.
>>154611445me with my bushy beard
>>154611497his fucked up body is making it harder and harder to cut weightbut now he's just gonna go up to LHW and get liver kicked to death by Costa, and then Kadryov will 'retire' him.
As long as /heem/ exists, Tom Aspinall will never be forgotten. Our resident thirdies will always be here frothing at the gash over him.
>>154608979Explain this image from 4 years ago then.
Joshua Van to fight the mentally ill Angolan fighter Manel Kape in November/December has to be next
*explain this homosexual image I made*
>>154611497He definitely missed weight, which is indicative of his bad weight cut.
You guys ever just feel like pulling down your pants and twerking when nobody is around.
>>154611538the flag on khamzat's arm explains it perfectly
anything the UAE touches turns to shitKhamzat is just another example.
She wasted no time. Arman on suicide watch
>>154611538you were gay 4 years ago, you are gay 4 years later aswell.
>>154611596What's the point when he won't even fuck her? She even got skinny cause she knows he likes emaciated bitches.
So we can all agree that Hamza’s sparring sessions with Khadyrov have taxed him to the point of being flushed?
>>154611569
>>154611569Sneed moment.
>>154611611>when he won't even fuck her?
>>154611616imagine how tiring it must be do be some fat retards court jester
Seriously why does Sean like boney bitches with man jaws?
>>154611596Bags of sand….
>>154611596those tits are getting pretty bad shes lookin mighty fridge like
>>154611616I imagine being in Khamzat's situation is kind of awful.Knowing that any wrong move, any misinterpreted slight(imagined or otherwise) will end up with you getting shot and left in a ditch along with your family.
>>154611596Look at those deflated tits I'd fuck her
>>154611642Khamzat “Yorick” Chimaev.
>>154611640He won't. Pereira did. Sean won't and never will. I think he's worried she wouldn't like it. Just stick it up her ass and she'll never forget.
>>154611616Dana sign Kadyrov kid looks good out there
>>154611668Now that she looks like a skinny angular post-menopausal woman Sean might be willing to fuck her.
>>154611569>dad walks in
Sean literally married a woman who looks infertile. He really really doesn't want to continue the White race.
Sean doesn't want gross beaner children
>white won over ahmed>pardo won over japan>white won over hispanicbased
>>154611744Dont forget about brady
>>154611744>Forgetting about Brady breaking the Buck
Gane will get his ass stretched by Volkov again
>>154611744>>154611763Pookolv looked like shit and sounded retarded when he talked. Fuck World War II veterans. Fuck Russia.
>>154611569This is exactly why I cant go back to new york city bruhBro said "hol up let me lock in"Bow bow bow bow
>>154611744why does waldo refuse to admit he is black?
did any brazilians lose?
Swedes should worship Germans for making them seem like anything but socially submissive little pussy boys.
>>154611744volkov with more wins in his mma career than van and khamzat's total number of fights
Sorry but this penis is off limits.
this but with Pereira bowing to Ciryl Gane
Here is the thing Ciryl Gane
>>154611832Too bad he hasn’t even been close to get a title fight.
>>154611824black history month aint over for you curtis, on your knees.
>>154611818I no black I no black nunca nunca
does Volkov beat Pereira? I think he probably takes him down and subs him.
damn guys, will there ever be a norwegian ufc champion?
I've just seen an MMA joey clip for the first time in my life
>>154611875Volkov didn't even beat Waldo. Pereira sparks that fucking bum.
Anyway Joshua Van beat up that Jap
>>154611884He's a fat wog who hates White people. What's new?
>>154611857very true
Alex Pereira vs Ciryl Gane will be the main event of the white house card
If we're truly in the timeline of good defeating evil, Pereira will beat Gane.
Retard Fighters.
Seriously explain how Volkov won when Waldo had him hurt late in the first and completely picked him apart in the third?
>>154611857
>>154611909Another thingAxel Sola or william gomis and whoever else there is ah imavov too
Gaethje should main event he's kino
>>154611912Gane is true neutral.
>>154611921hahahaha the eye poke guy lost
>>154611932He's one of the dirtiest fighters in the history of the sport.
>>154611945Back up the cage wog got a robbery and gave a shit speech in broken English.
4th title shot time.... this time we are being serious
>>154611948>refuse to abide by the rules>seek to inflict as much permanent damage on your opponents as possible >get rewarded with infinite title shots Based.
Volkov speech was some of the worst mic skills in UFC history and no one cares about World War II or your faggot Ruskie army. Go die for Mother Russia in Ukraine you acromegaly blond Mongoloid.
Russia lost. Muslims lost. Capitalists won. Western European descendants won. R1B won.
>>154611862its a doggy dog world b
if gayne was confident in his skills he wouldnt cheat
>>154611862He won the Bellator Grand Prix
Hoyl FUCK this khamzat sinply will not touch the Tillwater despite my best eforts and the lamenrations of mine asshoel
Swedes and Finns aren't even White. You're 1A and R1A. White American Chads are R1B master race. Polska R1A cuck lost too.
StrickBEAST
Gane’s the kind of fighter to get you in touch with your emotions when you watch him fight.
>>154612028if tom was confident in his skills he wouldn't be making pasta with andy
What did he mean by this?
>>154611857El Presidente?
>>154611968Volkov, what a beast and future champ.
Khumshart sissies...Is it true???
>>154612042THE xitter rando?
New master race map just dropped.
>>154611862the Lewis fight was a title eliminator and he was winning before he lost
>>154612056He failed to defeat yet another overgrown welterweight? ‘Tis true, I’m afraid
Volkov the kind of fighter to win before he loses.
>>154612046Ah mr president so good to see you
>guy calls your mom a whore>beats you up>takes your title>YOU engage in constant glove touches, hug him and wrap your belt around his waist has anyone ever been so mind broken before? strickland actually turned him into a cuck
>>154612090Khamzat is slowly turning into a sissy from all the BAMHOLE injections Kadryov has been giving him I'm afraid...
>>154612090It’s all love at the end of the day, B. Plus Strickland is an empath type of fighter.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
>>154612127kek
Clearest case of a rigged fight I've ever seenCongratulations to the fighters and the insiders on their polymarket, kalshi and sportsbook winningsvery trumpian
>>154612071usman knees are dust now
>>154612103he turned weirdly submissive, very strange people. like when he rolled into pulling guard as if he wanted to be pounded, flashbacks from Kadyrov maybe?
so was the beef a work from the start? or did they legit quash it right when they touched gloves?
>>154612090All the shit said before the build up was a work you mark. They were both trying to make you care about the fight. If Strickland said anything too far he probably apologized behind stageThis is like the 3rd time he's done shit like this
Luke Thomas said he thought Khamzat won 3-2...
>>154612178'fraid that might be the reason... maybe the COOF hit Khamzat so hard because Khamzat has aids from getting his BAMHOLE SMESHED all the time?
What happened to Chamiv?Did he lose his killer instinct because he got rich or did Arman ruin him?
I had it 50-45 Strickland
>>154612184You should have probably been clued in when Strickland randomly turned on Khamzat as soon as he went to Middleweight, when Khamzat was known to be well liked and respected by everyone at Xtreme Couture before thatThis is a storyline they probably agreed to and were building up for two years, the whole thing was fake as fuck
>>154612210Guru noticed that Strickland was from Corona, California. It was prophetic
>>154612217bets and westernized
Arman? The guy who lost to GODrot? BEAST of a YouTuber now
>>154611818He is a noticeably different species from fresh off the boat Africans.
>>154612202It's arguable. Many pundits and journalists also scored it 3-2 KhamzatHe was kind of getting the better of Strickland in many striking exchanges. It's very much arguable Khamzat won the 3rd, but it was close
>>154612202>>154612243ye it was even as hell
>>154611818He played baseball the original white mans game, he's basically American white anyway.
>>154612217Arman is the one who told Khamzat to not risk striking with DDP. Arman also told Khamzat whatever advice gave him a second wind in round 3 (probably to not gas himself grappling).
>hangs out with Tillgets exposed by Burns>hangs out with Armangets exposed by StricklandOkay who will be his next best friend who finally will ruin him?
>>154612263Has Ariel shared his thoughts yet? Or will we have to wait until Tomorrow?
>>154612217His body is ruined.
>>154612263>MMA latinoamerica>wrestlingobserver>various MMA sites that need clicksBiased journalism
>>154612281Azamat, and then Khamzat will get HEEMED dead by Costa.
>>154612217His handlers thought that he could actually do a camp on his own and his unprofessionalism proved them wrong.
>>154612293the biases cancel out though
>>154612281He just wanted to hang our and have fun like a goods ol swedish boy not do any of this non sense with kadyrov clearly hamfisted into a position he didn't want, I feel for him in that regard.
Triple champ my ass
>>154612281susurkaev
Remember when Dana was shilling Musk vs Zuck
just let out a huge blustery Khamzat in my Tomlet
>>154612303I just see Sherdog chads picking StrickBEAST ad redditors picks Khazmat
>>154612263MMA latinoamerica still seething Sean heemed Fluffy. Actually the Chimaev scores are full of latinx and jewish names.
does khamzat retire after getting TKO'ed by paulo costa at LHW?
>>154612317he should fight Ateba Gautier next they both could use the expierience
>>154612316Stfu.
>>154612328hm true
>>154612285No but Luke Thomas has
>>154612323Just imagine all those t-shirts he made are now in a landfill or being worn by emaciated African children
MMA Joey scored it 4-1 khamzat and hes the most trusted name in MMA news
What if the real bangers were the friends we made along the way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7QJNYK6vSI
>>154608676Sean didn't really win that fight. He just didn't lose it. It was a pretty boring fucking fight actually. If you watched the Joshua Van vs Tatsuro Taira and compared the two, it was a comatose comparison and you'd have fallen asleep. BUT, somehow Sean won with that jab. It's a fucking deadly jab no doubt. But he didn't do much else of anything except lie on his back and get up from being butt raped by CumZat. Good thing CumZat gassed out in the second round though from trying to butt fuck Sean so much. I guess butt fucking takes a lot out of you, only you'd know for sure...But ya, this fight fucking sucked and it was thanks to the judges that this fight went Sean's way. He won't last very long at the top with his boring fucking jab style. CumZat will anally exploit him eventually. I hate CumZat mind you...but he's a much better fighter than Schizo Sean.
>doo ho choi co-main next weekholy fucked BASEDfuck honda and hina
>>154612305He also knows what happened to the last MMA guy who Kadyrov liked
is khamzat point down then shooting a double leg based or cringed?
>>154612447We're watching the netflix card instead
>>154612447Melq Costa has been too kino lately and Allen is unheemable that'll be good too
Sheena Bathory
>>154612458only based if it ends in a sub
>>154608743Having McDonalds before a 5 round championship fight will rip right through ya. Guess he didn't want to shit his shorts on TV?
I had it 48-47 ChimaevOutside the second round it was a really close fight between Strickland and Chimaev. The idea that Strickland was beating Chimaev gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Khamzat 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.
>>154612127Very impressive that he stuck to not using his teeps and kicks despite them being a core part of his fighting style, knowing that it would potentially open him up to a takedown.
strickbeast would've finished that fight if he hadn't injured his shoulder
blud is called doo-doo choi
>>154612479it was clear 2 3 and 5 Strickland, out volumed him, jabbed his head off and the takedowns khamzat got, he did nothing with them so doesn't score points in judging criteria
>>154612436It’s very hard to rank Khamzat, Sean and Dricus against eachother. Middleweight is a weird division I’m not sure if any of them are actually good
>>154611569Chimaev fans, everyone
how was heem last night during the USA win??thirdies need not reply
joe pyfer puzzle might be too much for khamzat I fear
>>154612521Real ones were elated, b
>>154608735>125lbsYIKES!
>>154612508Memes aside the striking was weirdly competitive. Sean looked like he was in a car crash at the post fight presser. Probably still got round 3 though
>>154612536Khamzat has now ducked the entire middleweight division since his loss
>>154611569Hoenstly? Respect
>>154612536>>154612553He wont make it to Pfyer. He'll die to Paulo 'HOLO'Costa.
>>154612550yeah it was more competitive on the feet that I thought it would be but Sean won those rounds and Khamzats face after the fight had far more visible damage than Seans.
>>154612436no one but fags are watching two short haired 125er women fight, fag
now that the meme is over...was Chimaev EVER good?
Now we know for sure that Nate would’ve absolutely obliterated Chamiv.
>>154612583They both did. I’m happy the goatfucker lost bro don’t get me wrong, Sean’s nose and face did swell up nastily after the fight though, he was more damaged than it initially appeared I think Sean gassed a bit after Khamzat broke his nose and it even up the fight again
>>154612483Sean is probably on of the hardest working guys in MMA. You don't get that out of your muscle memory without putting in the work.
the new Sprite berry blast is heeming my tastebuds b...
Chimaev-Strickland wasn't the most entertaining fight, but I ended up really admiring it for how much it answered some pretty big questions about both competitors. It was more interesting via fact finding than raw entertainment.
Of course Strickland won, look what Burns did to him bruh what did you expect?
>>154612617>Gifted win over no knees usman>Fluke injury over shittaker>Lay and pray cheesing DDP (almost got submitted lol)I'm afraid not
Strickland is the strongest middleweight in UFC history
>>154612587Thanks for outting yourself tranny nutcase! Now we all know who to ignore on here. Glad to see you're seething though and I got to ya. :)
>>154612550Chimaev has retard strength to the point he can manhandle ddp so his strikings still going to cause some damage even if its pretty rudimentary. Also Sean refused to teep kick because he thought he would give up the leg and so that cut off half his striking defense. Really interesting chess match that Sean squeaked out
When Gilbert Burns does this to you obviously Strickbeast is gonna brutalize your ugly ass lmao
>>154612706Khamzat would be much better if he’d trained a proper striking gym from young. He has natural power and can strike at a decent pace without gassing too hard. Maybe he’s too low iq to be technical on the feet
>>154612651He is incredibly disciplined and calm in fights. It's really cool to watch.>>154612690DDP did say that Strickland was stronger than Khamzat, maybe he wasn't lying.
Sean heemed his shoulder a week before the fight and still won
>>154612741Khamzat is as good as he could possibly be at crotch sniffing, he just ran into somebody genetically superior. Nothing could improve his inbred genetics.
Sean always lures people in during promotional phases with "based" takes and then bends the knee afterward once the fight's over. I'm not at all surprised /heem/ turned on him during his first reign, and I fully expect it to happen again.
>>154608735Is the wrestlefucking meta finally dying?
>>154612790Just how bad is Chimaev?
>>154612803outside of connor/khabib jones/dc almost every single outside of the ring is a work
>>154612811No. You just have to do something with your takedowns once you get them.
>>154612803Heem never turned on Strickland it was 1 loser spamming about child rape every day kek
35 days until Gane fights.
>>154611569you get a pass if you got the hip mobility
>>154612833Heem was mostly backing Dricus for the rematch. People started to go off him around the Costa fight because it was really boring
sweating buckets in my sleep
got a nigga lookin like anoki
Shota Sean Strickland fucky wucky your muzzie retard, I'm afraid
>>154612871get checked for lymphoma mate
>>154612833A lot of people on here were pleased to see Dricus beat him.
>>154612790he heemed his shoulder landscaping? lmao
>>154612876knew it was fucked when they said not to blow ithe slowed down noticeably after it got fucked up
>>154612900>knew it was fucked when they said it was fuckedHo-leeee check out the fight perfessor over hear
>>154612899said he was sparring on tuesday and went crashing into a brick wall or something, hasn't been able to even lay on it since
>>154612924correct
i meant onoki but thats all good
>>154612933damn that sucks glad he pulled it off
Where should Khamzat move on the goat list after this?
I regret to inform, Chimaev, has been raped.
Slava ukrani
>Dana hates arman https://youtube.com/shorts/TfzCeUhpCsI?si=H-BQxrm8ghI9Uwlv
sean is le good person now
>>154612992Kadydaddy got Strickdaddy's sloppy seconds tonight
Strickland fucked him real good!
Why do middleweight champs always lose in a way that makes you go >WTF were you ever good!?
I like Sean infosar as he gets rid of boring champions for us, but Dricus needs to get that title back so we can have an entertaining champ again
>>154612217I’ve known since the leech fight that Khamzat’s gas tank was shit. Then he got away with the Usman fight too. His career up to now has been about theatrical finishes with some luck sprinkled in. He’s no doubt skilled, but after this fight no one’s going to be terrified to roll with him anymore.
>>154609257South Africa begs to differ
>id like to apologize... to absolutely everyone i offended. I had to sell the fight you guys I love you all
>>154613043It’s an incredibly cursed division. I’d never place a bet on a mw fight.
>>154612894it could be wise to get a whole check up tbdesu it seems like my lifestyle is finally beginning to be deleterious
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh>so in luv witchu
What’s next for Tomato Taira
>>154612876shan’t be defending his belt for a long time
>>154612056This loss broke me. I am stepping away from the sport.
>>154613095middleweight is dire>>154613169kek
>>154613273calm down sneed enjoy the piece and quite
name 1 ufc fighter
Can we have a Joshua Van celebration thread next please?
>>154613043Chris Wifeman never recovered after this beating by Luke Outcold. I remember when he came back to fight Yoel a year later, and the structure of his face was completely different, sunken in eyes, almost hollow. He went on a terrible streak after this destruction. lol
>>154613288you do that and we will couture your ass buddy like you never existed
>>154613360I should do this aswell
Hottest moment in WMMA
>>154613405And then you’d obviously assume that Luke was going to destroy one eyed journeyman Bisping, on short notice too. The other guy is right about not betting on 185
>>154613360what a vain faggot the levels of insecurity it takes to do this and giving people money for this.
>>154613445has joanna posted her asshole yet
>>154613521No but the brazilian one did
>>154613521She's not a whole like americunt and brapzilian only fans fighters
>>154613569*ahem*onlyfans.com/karolinaufc
>>154613445HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>154613445>>154613518What would be the proper reaction if sexual tension in an MMA fight boiled over and the combatants just started fucking in front of everyone?
>>154613566proofs?!
Cumshot destroying his respiratory system by overtraining while having coof is p4p funniest on KWAB scale. wire has fucking nothing on this one.
>>154613255fallin inanouda loove inanouda love wichu
im working on it calm down
BASED
>>154613394no
>>154613644Strickland got some funny powder
>>154613644please tell me this is not AI slop
>>154613445They were both leaking like a tap during that exchange
>>154613684it is
paige has finally stuck something up her ass on camera
>>154613702
>>154613710I will never understand why so many people are obsessed with anal
i repeat pvz has finally documented anal insertion
>>154613594
>>154613749it is a culmination point in e-whoring i don't really like the act itself either it is a bit nasty and gay
>>154613786>>154613786>>154613786
>>154613750this is extremely important let me hook up my sniffovision
>>154609257>ethiopian migrant pretending to be swedishkek many such cases
