6:00 EDT on FS1
gamblenecks are going to win
>>154616671Just to make Ohio lonely at the bottom.
NASCAR please go away I would like to watch the game
I don't understand NASCAR but good for whoever won.
>>154616671God, I hope so.
>>154616778SVG is a legend maybe the best road course racer ever
PLUM VS PLUM
>>154616862Based
>we have ads where we pretend like we won the world cupGod damn my country is so fucking cringe
two Texas ghost franchises
>>154616923Its not even a good job imagining it no one here would give a shit
lmao Orlando already look like they're gonna blow it.
W defense
>If you ignore all the shit that made his performance last week terrible, his performance was really good!Profound.
Imagine Yarns on a good team. Damn.
>special teams
>Calls for fair catch>Moves backwards and touches the ball before it bounces into the end zone knowing he can’t return itPooston starting their bullshit early, I see.
I think my money is on the gamblers haha oh man that was a good one, right guys?
>>154617043t. Brendan sorsby
Gambleneckbros, how we feeling after that drive?
>>154617084looking better than last weekhold still orlando
Did they do the false start on purpose?
>>154617113If they did it was extremely retarded
>deodorant commercial in spanishjej
>I celebrated my 8th grade teacher for mothers day!Why? That's just weird.
Nevermind this team still sucks ass
>>154617151Obviously a family friend who also raised him
that was fucking embarrassing>Damon Arnetthe was on the Texans last year in a for real way why is he back?
Bros how do I get my nerdy gf into football?
>>154616968I think you’re underestimating the tendencies of normies to jump on whatever bandwagon Current Thing TM happens to be. It happens every Olympics where everyone suddenly becomes the leading expert on whatever niche event they’ve chosen. People would care, but only in that capacity, they wouldn’t be flooding the streets like we just won WWII again. Maybe Philly would destroy their city again, but it doesn’t take much to set those knuckle-draggers off.
>>154617198Watch it with her? That's how I got my wife into it.
>Catch past the 1st down line>Move backwardsgas all WRs
>>154617198Does she know how much you like it? Women will naturally try to adopt their partner’s interests.
>>154617229I mean she'd watch it with me if I asked her too but I'm trying to explain it in a way that makes her want to keep watching
>male cheer leadersnigga
>>154617241Diontae Johnson-esque
>>154617277Go to a game then? Make a date night out of it?
Go for it you cowards
>>154617277explain things enough to satisfy the immediate question but not enough to satisfy her curiosity so she keeps watching and asking questions
Is the "Take the points" guy here? Do you agree with that FG? Feels dumb to me.
Hot take but the XFL had way better meme graphics, the AI slop ones they use now suck ass
>>154617277If she’s not getting it, you can’t make her get into it. When I was into nerdy stuff and nothing else, there’s no explanation you could provide to me that would’ve gotten me on board. It took Hollywood ruining pretty much every franchise I liked and a perfect storm of circumstances for me to get on board. If she’s not adopting it naturally because she knows you like it like I said, you’re going to have to let her find her own reason to get into it. Have you let her know this is something you really want to share with her or are you just dragging her to the television to watch with you and autistically info-dumping her?
>>154617390I don't think you know what a hot take is.
>All those empty seatswhere is everyone? What's the projected attendance?
>plumber
>>154617372It’s early and if it was a little closer I’d say go, but I’m fine with that. I’m more pissed that they stalled so badly after such a good drive than having to settle.
>>154617399Probably doing mothers day shit but also it's the same attendance as normal in pooston. They'll probably announce 4-5k.
Putting the “special” in special teams today, I see.
lmao
>>154617198don't forget the emotion aspect. it's exciting when a long throw is caught, disappointing when an easy throw is missed, hilarious when a field goal is missed wildly. verbalize those feelings
Can we axe the Gamblers and bring back the Sea Dragons now? Houston doesn't have it and we've tried for multiple seasons now.
Aaaaaand that’s game.
at least it's not a 3 and out
>>154617470AND they still have their timeouts!
Kek they made Jake go out in the sun
How the fuck do you drop that
DROPPED
Is there lag in the broadcast? As in, are the commentators seeing delayed streams? It seems like they are reacting at least 2-3 seconds after has already happened on the field.
>>154617568They have the Al Michaels latency programs in their brains. It’s industry standard, please understand.
>Corral enters the game>The offense gets confused and they have to waste a time outpottery
Oh brother not Corral
why is there such a push for these gay euro sports is america? i could understand rugby but not soccer and f1
God this is such a Battlehawks defense. They NEVER knew what to do with hurryup or RPO heavy teams.
>>154617726F1 is unfortunately organic. It grew out of women watching some F1 thing on Netflix. Soccer though, the powers that be have been trying to make that a thing for 40 years. If only Trump being a soccer fan would make their retarded fans protest like they protest everything else.
>Gamblers
That man is red as shit lmao
>>154617726We have soccer but its mostly a marketing problem that has been an issue since the early 90s at least, especially given the amount of youth participation. Rugby union we actually have a pro league for thats on ESPN+ along with half a dozen other minor leagues like the two lacrosse leagues, two indoor volleyball leagues, and probably the cricket league (but I think they are doing their own thing) along with the ultimate frisbee league. I would not mind AFL and/or rugby league, but we probably won't get either. Give it time and someone will probably try to start a Kabbadi league too.
IT'S FUCKING 900 DEGREES OUT HERE AND I GET 20 SECONDS TO WATER MY GUYS, COME ON
>>154617726F1 has always had a large American fanbase because motorsports are pretty universal in their appeal and it has a long standing history with American markets. I got into it only recently because of my dad and the YouTuber RPM and chose Haas as my team because my favorite driver is Oli Bearman. I’ve only watched for one full season, though, and all I do is watch the races, I’m not in any online communities, I don’t follow the news, and I don’t watch Drive to Survive. As for the interest in soccer, a lot of it boils down to what I posted above and people getting tired of the corporate sterilization of the big 4 sports leagues we have here. Normies I know have latched onto random Premier League teams and post about it like they’ve been lifelong fans. I like Celtic FC, but I don’t pretend to be a diehard or anything. I’ve only watched, like, 5 of their games and 4 of them have been Old Firm Fixtures. I asked a guy I used to work with why he likes it and he told me it’s because the teams actually have something to play for to avoid relegation.
>>154617972Just like the Rodposting we were doing last night, lel
Shocked no flag there, that was a pretty late hit, even if it was a nothing hit.
>>154618038It wasn't a late hit, he didn't slide properly
Bruh
>>154618052When has that ever mattered for QBs sliding?
>>154618109Today
lmao Dekkers knows the rules better than the coaches.
>>154618132>black hcs>italian hcs
>>154618132What did he say, I wasn’t paying attention.
>>154618132I wouldn't trust that dude, he'd try to make a hero play and fuck it
>>154618182He was begging to run one more play and just throw it out of bounds so there was no chance of Orlando being able to get a long FG after the return.
Sad to say that Pooston looks way better than my Fendies did this week. They’re actually playing really well, it’s just that their special teams are fucking them and their offense keeps falling apart in the red zone. If their WRs had some fucking hands, they’d be up, like, 17 right now.
>>154618239Oh. Well, that’s not really rules knowledge as much as it is clock awareness.
>>154617911Some retard will try a 7s league and then be mad when it fails
uuoohh?
Dekkers getting bailed out lmao, that was a terrible decision.
KEKStormkeks
Jack the Snack Plummer fucking sucks
>>154618584>Jack the Snack PlummerKek
I like how they use the old injury theme music, very nostalgic
Cam an Gamblers, score some fakkin goals!
Why do they keep simping for JRP? Dekkers looks awesome out there.
Both of these teams SUCK
>>154618681he was just at Steelers mini camp
>>154618774My Fendies would booty blast both these teams
The Gamblenecks are Cursed they haven't had a good QB since PJ Walker
How did Orlando win so many games? Their offense looks like dogshit.
That was the worst pass ever kek
>>154618852schedule babs
>I'm tired of completing passes and marching up the field, put in the backup>>154618852They beat Columbus, Louisville(with Beaner), Louisville(with Beaner and a controversial ending) and the Matt Corral Stallions.
>>154618852they played a bunch of shitty teams, then folded immediately once they faced a half-way decent team
HOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYY
>Becht>Orlando>Coasties
Lmao Orlando is so fucking bad. How do you fuck that up?
lmfao>becht
Storm defenders are fucking retarded. Literally 3-4 guys all neglected to pay attention to the WR just walking away
How tall is Plumlee? Looks like Romo without the talent
>>1546189546 foot flat
>>154618930TBF he's a pretty solid coach, every team he's coached has had a great season and made the playoffs
>BechtYou've been in this league for 4 years and you STILL don't know how to challenge.
>>154618962So 5'10.5 gotcha
>Blandino calling Orlando retarded for not using the super challenge
Guys are the gamblenecks gonna give my Hawkies trouble next week? Serious answers only please.
Is the Orlando play caller retarded?
Did we ever come to a consensus on a Storm slander name? I’ve been using “Drizzle,” but it’s admittedly pretty weak and doesn’t have the wordplay aspect that most of the others do.
>>154619023Probably not. Your defense is better. Poorez might struggle a bit, though.
>>154619052Orlando Deformed?
>>154619052Oughta call them the fume.
>>154619066>Poorez might struggleThat's not a prediction that's a fact of life.
special teams have been just that today
>>154619077I don’t get it.
If they can't pack Fort Hood I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard.
>>154619280They won’t. All the players will get mugged, kidnapped, or killed and the game will be cancelled.
>>154619314Trumps Amerikkka everyone.
>>154619347Fort Hood has been a crime-ridden shithole for decades. It has a reputation for being one of the worst duty stations you can get.
What a bailout lmao. Terrible penalty.
Who would win, the Dallas Renegades or #OurTroops?
Weak as fuck, he wasn’t getting to that ball anyways and there was no material restriction.
Fucking abysmal
>>154619402Which branch and which job? Makes a difference, trust me.
>>154619429Brother I'm just shitposting as a 2005 boomer because despite the score this game is boring as fuck. You're taking it more seriously than I can respond to.
need someone to ride me the way these announcers are riding the other guy
>>154619537I can't decide who the announcers fellate more, JRP or Perez.
lmao, they really don't want Becht to lose huh?
What a fucking retard. Probably just cost the Necks the game
Orlando fucking sucks.
white stripes need to fuck off
>>154619796Reffies rule this roost
I refuse to believe Orlando won 4 games against anyone.
Fire Orlando coach
OHHHHHHHnevermind
YOU CANT DO THAT
This shit is retarded. Why do people watch this trash?
Based Deano
>Houston does a game losing play>Orlando does a game losing play>Houston does another game losing playBruh
>>154619929Its a wonder how none of these people are in the NFL.
>>154619929Both teams should lose this week.
LMAO Vipers-esque spaghettibowl.
SIKE NIGGA YOU THOUGHT
Holy rigged.
>>>>>>>>>>POOSTON
Can both teams lose this?
This team is so fucking bad lmao
This has got to be the worst sports product right now? Nobody seems to give a single fuck.
Worst game of the season? I think so
KEKKKWTF IS GOING ON
BASED DEANO LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
Lmao that won them the game.
BOTH TEAMS TRYING TO LOSE THIS GAME AS HARD AS POSSIBLE
Dean has money on the Gamblers
riggedest shit I've ever seen
He's gonna miss the FG
orlando destined to lose
>>154620086Nah man, this screams "Anthony Becht gets 7 wins and is looked at as a favorite because of it" as we all conveniently forget games like this.
HOW WE FEELING REFCHADS
Dekkers is ASSS
this dekkers cat can't get it done
lmao, what a shitshow of a game. 3 way tie at the top of the standings.
Not even close lmao. What a wet fart of a game
Imagine being a Houston Gamblers fanholy shit
that's what you get you cheating cocksuckers
Dekkers is TERRIBLE
That Storm chick behind Becht is cute. She looks like she'd shriek at me for asking for a handjob but would end up getting into it.
>>154620178How much fucking is going on in the UFL? Do they get their own cumbunnies as a signing bonus?
>>154620197Only coaches get that, players just find whores around the Arlington area.
