Saturday 9th May 2026 Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers Fulham 0-1 AFC Bournemouth Sunderland 0-0 Manchester United Manchester City 3-0 Brentford Sunday 10th May 2026 Burnley 2-2 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 2-2 Everton Nottingham Forest 1-1 Newcastle United West Ham United 0-1 Arsenal >Monday 11th May 20268pm Tottenham Hotspur v Leeds United >Wednesday 13th May 20268pm Manchester City v Crystal Palace
>>154616636you mean chinese tourists that visit the etihad aren't real supporters?
Oh boy I can't wait for more posts from X to be posted here
>>154616704t. Neelabh
>>154616685Corporate tickets need to be abolished, end of.
>Make a thought provoking post>Didn't realise there was a new thread
>>154616762true but I don't think Xi Bin and his girlfriend are the one buying corp tickets
>>154616704alright Neelabh mate you seem upset tonight
>>154616842>>154616710Wow hilarious a new character for you to post about!
>>154616834Was it the one about 1st place being in the UCL and 2-4 in EL etc? Yeah that'd make sense, maybe send 2 to the UCL but like you said UEFA would lose out on money by concentrating that UCL to just being league champions
>>154616875sorry that you feel called out because you are brown
>>154616835It's upper working class spastics eating prawn sandwiches whilst doing anything but watching the game. Literally a restaurant for them where they can look down on the goys in their little plastic seats. The most pointless waste of space for a stadium.
>>154616898>t. PSG psy op shill
>>154616943and women that go there just for Instagram pictures
>>154617010Ah yes, the short cropped football shirt. Grim.
There would be no uproar over that West Ham-Arsenal corner if referees punished players for that shit beforehand. You see it fucking everywhere nowadays, I saw it in the play-offs over the weekend as well. Fucking embarrassing shite.
>>154617010>>154617042Every club in the 92 (and beyond) has a token OF slag and a token YouTuber/tiktok reaction slag. State of this game.
>>154617064Name themAlso rank them
Liversissies mum's favourite top (yes her gut protrudes)
>>154616655Now imagine ONLY this phenotype, and thats your entire customer, i mean fanbase. And they dont even live in your 30% white city
>>154617064Chelsea had that sophie slag who was literally a 'model' who got hounded and deleted all her social media out of shame lmao
>see that OP imageHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY???
>>154616898Yeah it was that. I think 1st and 2nd or, if I was feeling rather more daring, a trophy winner. FA Cup or whatever.If you're the anon I originally replied to I like your idea too. About the Slavic shitters and Romanians. The Premier League has stronger teams than others just based on all of its efforts aren't pushed onto one or two clubs like the JF FAs do. It always feels inevitable when you have a club like Chelsea in a second tier competition full of second tier competition.
Ah great it was a fun 7 hours of conversation before the United schizo got here after his paedo posts got deleted>>154617088GRIM, Neelabh won't like this
>>154617075>>154617095calm down Neelabh
Liversissy posting directly from Transfield
>mantroony/neelabh starts posting again>all discussion stopsman u fans ruining everything, like clockwork
>>154617348seems that Predator is a Liverpool fan (not what John W. Henry calls them)
>>154617454that part >>154617422fuck off Dave
just finished watching arsewogs wetspam in the backlogsno wordsfucking unbelievabletruly unbogglabledont fink i can eatch anudda football match ever againim dun im dun im dun
will only be more sweet when man city win all der remaining games and arsewogs pose to crystal palace final day
>>154617609>>154617626sum up spurs seeson in 1 imij
>>154617637
>>154617735
Deleted SofaScore.Deleted FotMob.Deleted The Premier League app.Muted every word that is Premier-League related to avoid such content on my timeline.Muting every Premier League account.Cancelled my Sky Sports subscription.Cancelled my TNT Sport subscription.On the verge of cancelling both of my nephew and mine season ticket.I am no longer contributing to the absolute dogshit product The FA puts out. Fucking hypocrisy, lack of consistency, and just incompetence.No joy in this league.
I've only just noticed Palace still use cheerleaders
>>154618469diss eill be the edge wen arsewogs visit
The Finker has never gone to a Y match in his entire incel life. He's never busy, he just doesn't leave his smelly bedroom.
need leeds to win at the shit hole tomorrow (not a big ask)
>>154618599hearing rumours that the finker diddles cats
>>154618599ummm ive been to millions of matches little man
>>154618646is this true>>154617735>>154617626>>154617609
>>154618872dont know where any of deez baseless accusations coming frompropa mind bogglin' diss wun
>transfield
im boggled im dun im dun
>>154617348>>154617422Kek>>154618983BIG kek
disappointing way to end the season
>>154619441its not overarsewogs WILL LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACEcity WILL WIN all their remaining games
>>154619644Palace have a European final 3 days later. Glasner is gonna play absolute shitters in the Arsenal game.
happy for rashford, if tuchel pays attention he should be the undisputed starter coming WC. i don't really care if he returns back to united but i don't want him to get loaned again, just send him away permanently
>>154619794Also get 10 mil if eze wins the prem so they have zero reasons to want to play that game lol
if barkek don't want to pay up for rashford, why not madrid do it? they obviously have the money, their winger's quality is even more trash and even so he's been fine playing as backup.40m please
>>154619954>£30m and £300k a weekOnly Spurs can make this purchase
>>154620249it's been known he'll take lower salaries to facilitate the move
>>154619905>>154619794NOOOOOOOONOOOOOITS OVER
rightthats itnot watxhing football agenits over its fucking over
>mitoma may miss WC
The implication is that Dafoe's character knows Liverpool fans are transgender but he doesn't know if Bateman knows
>>154621088
>>154621518send da video
>>154621518KEK
>>154621088>>154621301Kek
>>154621518kek
>>154621518audible kek
>>154621518Klenk lol
Total Finker Deff
>>154620875Sad for the fella. He was just hitting form again.But Brighton have a very decent medical department now and it didn't look like a full tear so it might be ok.Upside, if it is an injury, is that he may make it more likely that he'll be staying at Brighton for next season
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
looks like my pecker
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/60s97qhdbf/the-golden-generationUGH SOUL
>Arsenal ruin the season by playing rugby during set-pieces under the protection of PGMOL>VAR intervenes to protect their title run during a corner in which they are playing rugby, punishing the other team for also playing rugby but apparently just that little bit worseIt was written in the starsBut hey, at least PGMOL corruption is better than city's corruption?
>>154624161cry harder bitchtits
North London has been the embodiment of pic related for some time now.First there was Villa throwing the match to make sure Spurs weren't relegated and we had the Y*ds telling everyone smugly, through tears, that they had turned a corner and everyone was just mad because the mighty Spurs were staying up.Now we have Arsenal needing PGMOL to bail them out, which we've seen for most of the season, against West Ham and they're telling everyone smugly, through tears, that there was nothing untoward and you can't foul the goalkeeper despite Arsenal doing that every game and it being entirely acceptable.What a grim little place North London is.
North London truly is a grim little place, and home to fans of a grim little club called Transchester Dilated
>>154621088>>154621301It's the grin. Simply can't be replicated.
Whats this about a D notice over a married celebrity shagging a sports star and a ton of pics and videos? I'm thinking it's Grealish and Alison Hammond
>>154624233I'm intrigued to know who it is too because I haven't seen any pics or vids. Only the story.
>>154624207Activated him. Broke him. 2 footed challenge and snapped him in half.
Neelabh making a sacrifice to PGMOL in front of the shrine in his bedroom
>Arsenal and Barcelona winning the league ultra grim season
You're a special kind of tarded if you think assna have the facilities to pay off pgmol even for a single decision
>>154624239>>154617348Kek
>>154624377This. It's like people forget Arsenal are worse off than Liverpool who famously have no money.
Arsenal will finally win a title and no one will respect it anyway because it was so blatantly rigged kekthen they will get humiliated by PSG and feel like shit during their trophy parade
Howling at aw trying to be a big man and getting turfed out>https://x.com/Chris_Mills_/status/2053592533641355680
>>154624384Kek
>>154621518Kek
Yes it's a shame that Spurs won't be flushed along with their dimwit spammer who never attends matches but West Ham are ultimately to blame
>some retards itt would rather his soulless fucking club won again
>>154624752It's because no-one gives a fuck about City so it's okay if they win it. It's called The Chelsea Effect City had 3 genuinely-contentious decisions go their way against Brentford but good luck finding much talk over it
>Harry Maguire has tipped Manchester United youngster Leny Yoro to become an "all-time great"
>Liverpool have released images of a planned memorial to late forward Diogo Jota and his brother Andre Silva, following their deaths last summer.>Jota, 28, and 25-year-old Andre Silva, who played for Portuguese second division club Penafiel, died in a car crash on 3 July in the Spanish province of Zamora.>The sculpture features a flowing heart design - a nod to the Portugal international's goal celebration - the two brothers' shirt numbers, 20 and 30, plus the lyrics to Jota's song, which is sung by Liverpool fans in the 20th minute at every game.>Titled 'Forever 20', the club says , externalit celebrates Jota and Andre Silva's "lives, their bond, and the love and respect felt by family, team-mates and supporters across the world".>The memorial, which will be located at Anfield on 97 Avenue, has recycled the physical tributes left outside Anfield since Jota's death by fans paying their respects and incorporated them into the stone plinth.>Liverpool have not yet announced when it will be unveiled but will reveal the date in the future. lmao this looks fucking abysmal
>>154624842They can do what they want of course But he was not a legend of theirs and I don't understand why they are so unashamed to constantly celebrate how they wallow in misery
>>154624842Are them pathetic scousers still dragging this? They wanted him out of the club before he died.
>>154624842Looks like it says the word "Road" which is what he was scraped off
>he's one game away from being the most successful english manager in 20 years
>>154624861klenk
>97 Avenueactual lol
>>154624842Liversissy reportedly got bummed by 20 lads to commemorate
The media tried to sell everyone on the idea that Jota was not speeding and the car spontaneously fireballed at a leisurely speed. Don't ever forget that this happened.
>>154624877FUCKING KEK
>>154624877funniest shit I've seen here for a long time
>>154624877wait what happened
>>154624877
>>154624906he's investigating last night's sissy melty
>>154624877THIS is why I keep coming back here. Absolute gem.
>>154624877Keeeeeeeeek
>>154624877GOLD
>>154624877Years of ruined threads all for this one moment
>>154617609>>154617626step up then
>>154625140>>154625015>>154624968>>154624944>>154624900>>154624892>>154624877btw this is all from the same poster
>>154625186You should report him.
Just remembered that strange time when Marcus Rashford got an MBE because he let someone else write his social media posts.
Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi of Slipchester Slippy slipped the league away when his errant back pass was collected by Thierno DembaBarry and slotted into the back of the net on May 4th 2026.
>>154625210That was mad. It was like when Mainoo won player of the season for scoring a goal (one) and signing a new contract.Such a weird club.
>>154625250Or when Bruno Fernandes won PWA Player of the Year for doing nothing because half of all journos are from Manchester.
uh oh sissy melty
>>154625264Was that before he needed therapy for the referee being on the same pitch as him before he took a penalty (which he missed btw)?
>>154625277doesn't that happen every week?
come on Leeds we need you to batter the Yds tonight
>>154625290Could easily happen. Spurs have beaten Wolves, well I say beaten, they just barely managed to scrape past them when Wolves have been on the beach since relegation was confirmed back in December. And they beat Villa in that rigged match last week. Again, I'm saying "beat" when really I should have said "only just about managed to scrape a win* in a rigged match against Villa's reserves".Leeds aren't relegated so they won't do a Wolves and they aren't shithouse cowards so won't do a Villa. Spurs getting battered tonight.
>>154625186Im 2 of those posts.
>>154625394for me its when black suit peter answers his phone with shalom
>>154625397This was subtle nod to him being evil
>>154625443what did sam raimi mean to imply with this
what is with Arsenal and cheating?
>>154625478How did you know my ex gf is called Arsenal
>>154624877BANGER>>154625268daily occurrence
why can't xhe stop melting bros
>>154625277KEK
What will be forgotten is that Liverpool had a ridiculosu amount of refereeing assistance this season and still bollocksed it up, despite additionally spending the best part of a billion (on dog shit players) LOL!
>>154625557>>154625563The fire from Jota's car is making Liverpool very hot. Hence the melting.
>>154625608Those opening five games were HORRENDOUS. I think it was after those that PGMOL thought "fuck it, not helping these useless cunts because they make it too obvious" and switched to helping Arsenal instead. The problem is Arsenal are also such useless cunts that it became obvious anyway.
>>154625608This is objective fact. Clearly PGMO ltd do not want city holding the trophy during the shitstorm that will erupt when the 115 charges get dropped.
my arsies :)my firesies :(
>wet spam keks still butthurt about the decisionkek
>>154625645Let's say they drew those first 5 games (as they should), that's 10 points deducted. This places them in 9th. Yikes
Wtf are they spending 40m a year on, you could get 1/3 of a wirtz for that.
>>154625664And that was only the first 5. It happened off and on as the season progressed. Probably most famously when they changed the rules mid game to let Wirtz finally get on the scoresheet and give Liverpool 3 points.Such an embarrassing club.
>Davie on the dole>Spams all working daysWhat triggered him this time?
>>154625686Oh yeah I remember that. Why did that rule only exist for one game?
>kwaboszlai
>>154625699see >>154624207
>>154625716
Imagine how kino it would be if England's national anthem was Rule Britannia.
>>154625754its problematic chud
>>154625852Kek
>>154625699that has to be the most retarded "flex" I've ever seen
>>154625862'fookin disgoostin
>>154625877t. never won a title
>>154625887Even MBE OBE Marcus Rashford won one before his boyhood club
>>154625886problematic!
>>154625754Or Jerusalem, but those might inspire pride in the nation and we can’t have that can we
>>154625852Liversissy can take 10 men. Should sign him.
>>154624877Please make this the OP of the next /epl/ thread
>>154624377PGMOL are like jannies, they do it for free
Spurs have to lose to keep it interesting, doesn't matter if it upsets the terminally-online YA it's just the better outcome
ONLY THREE ENGLISH TEAMS HAVE WON THE LEAGUE TITLE AND UCL IN THE SAME SEASON1. Man United2. Liverpool3. Man City
>>154626427inshallah it's becoming four say amen
Liversissy doesn't know who his real dad is so it's gone to VAR
>>154626790Liverpoo haven't won the cl in the same year as the league and neither will arseanal.
>PGMOL had to bail Arsenal out (not for the first time this season it has to be said) against *checks notes* West Ham>aw thinks Arsenal are going to beat *checks notes* PSG
Leeds already on the beach are completely outplaying Spurs. Can only hear the Leeds fans as well, making good voice
DCL’s feet must be massive if that’s 5cm
Also a different frame, take your choice depending on the outcome you want
>>154626427bruv man poo haven't won anything important since 2013, it's over
>>154627459Spurs fans protesting? Or did they get Munich'f
Not prem related but it's mad how much reddit hates Vinicius. You've got the squad posting pics of him on Instagram, Madrid veterans praising him but reddit will come up with whatever excuses to accuse him of being locker room cancer and shitting on him for breathing. I get the Xabi Alonso crash out was a bad look but shit the Mbappe joining and becoming the focal point of Xabi's system messed up squad chemistry. It seemed to me Vini was being forced out of the club. It turns out the squad didn't like that and rallied around him
Bad news for Spurs fans, looks like Millwall will be remaining in the Championship.
>>154628050Sounds fascinating. You should go back there, compile a report on paper and then stick it up your arse and stay on reddit.
>>154628219I'm permabanned from r/soccer
>>154628129dockers derby next season at least
it is the history of the tottenham
The amount of cheating Spurs offered up tonight was disgusting. Klopp would've even been ashamed of it
>>154624877Fuck sake lmao
They rigged it for spurs but the jewish media wont talk about this
>Cheque cleared>Still bottle LOL
Can we talk bout dem 13 minutes lads
>>154628720Based, drain the swamp of all zios
what is it with north London and cheating?
>>154626872Liverpool won the CL in May and then won the league in January
New manager bounce is over for shitty little Spurs. Millwall rubbing their hands to welcome their customers to The Den.
>>154628734strange to add 13 minutes but stranger was spurs fans walking out 8 minutes in to it, unbelievable
>>154628720He said he was going to hold a snap election because he was so confident
>>154628720imagine having a giga majority and historic mandate and then not reforming bennies or anything that actually mattersliteral fucking bennie death spiral and they just do nothing
Should have been a red card too
watch Maddison get into the England side now
>>154628797he can't touch bennies because his backbench student politic MPs will throw a hissy fit. I did genuinely think they would at least get the Triple Lock gone though
Clearly onside in live image... magically offside in the cartoon model
>>154617134Whos the bigger customer, the one who knows the name of soem random brown customer or me, the guy who psots here once every couple months and doesn't engage in customer drama like whatver you're having
>>154624877Lmaooooo
>>154628928That cartoon model thing is beyond retarded. It's like going from 4K photos back to painting portraits and thinking it's a more accurate representation of the person.
2 home wins all season for Spurs lmfao
>>154629026Kekwab
>>154624752anywun but arsewogs pal
my tigwers (•‿•)
>>154629026Remknder that mighty spuds got points from Liverpoo
>>154629445Rawr XD
Reminder that Hull Tigers fans are trannies and inbred
that united strand guy really won't shave his hair all summer long
>>154629445>shit the bed towards the end of the season and almost fuck up playoffs>recover for the last match to cuck Wrexham>beat memewall who finished 3rdVery based.
Millwall are the White clubIt's telling that the poster above me is brown and we know with Greater Manchester club he supports
>>154629496>>154629690Millwall is 31% white British. Hull is 91.8% white.
>>154628797>>154628907Kys employgroids, bennies are based. I get to sit at home shitposting about footie all day while you work to make your masters rich like a good goy
You can't deny this >>154630084 is a based post
>>154624877Kek what did I miss
>>154629868that's not true, we know you're black
>>154630954>we>you're
Screencap this post so you can all bow to me when it happens. Manchester United WILL buy 3 midfielders this summer. The 3 players are: Tchouameni (Madrid), Ederson (Atalanta), Baleba (Brighton).
Holy fuck no one gives a fuck about your washed up tranny club, fuck off back to pleddit and take your melty there
>>154624877>>154632269LOL so we just all hate liversissy?
>>154632165How to spend money on players and not get worse. A helpful guide to Arne Slot.
>>154632269Based, only this trans manc cunt from hull posts lineup builders. What a faggy Reddit thing to do.
>>154632376Good team
>>154632424gonna sleep well tonight knowing poono penandes will never win a premier league or champions league
>>154624877>so where does the IP backtrace to?*smug smile and pause*>transfieldChef's kiss
>>154632359yeah x
>>154632376Just looked at my pathetic little team (liverpoo fc) and cried. Man United is so much better...
>>154632494Afraid you caused another midnight mantroony melty, his self esteem crashing like a plane carrying Tranchester United players in Munich
Give it a rest sissyboy. Its 04:30.
Chabby to Chelsea would be diabolical
>>154627528not sure why youd take the frame after the ball had been played
That brief 2 week period where we thought Arsenal were bottling the league and Spurs were going down.
>>154629868Hull is /our/ club??
>>154633439I think it's gonna happen unless Liverpool do a complete 180
>>154635396If you're inbred then yeah
Morning all Spurs are going down
>the club famed for hooliganism and racism is brown according to /epl/indians kek good one >>154635545kek based
>>154628928honestly tragic how hard the PGMOL are trying to make sure Spurs aren't relegated
couldnt even watch spurs match still reeling from west ham
chelsea really getting xabi lmao
>>154635592Am I stupid or is none of this tweet actually new information
>>154635646It's some mong STILL falling for Romano tweets in 2026.
newcastle 1 west ham 1chelsea 2 tottenham 0west ham 8 leeds 1tottenham 2 everton 3
Thoughts on this post in /afl/ that describes football fans as "subhuman">>154635690
>>154616685*emptyhad
>xabi leaving madrid because he couldn't control a bunch of whiny babies>to move to chelsea which are also filled with a bunch of whiny babies
>>154632376I don’t know this truffert guy. Is he any good?
>>154635634Sacked by Christmas
Which prem manager would win a tournament style UFC event against the other managers? Farke looks like he can take damage. Hurzeler is young and in shape. Money goes on him. Honorable shouts for Arteta who'd be a disgusting dagestani style wrestler looking for eyepokes.
>>154636311Not current, but Big Sam could prob tank a bunch of hits and dish some haymakers before he gasses.
>>154636311hurzeler has that timmy vibe i think he'd be one of the worst personally
>Eddie Howe: 'I want more from Nick Woltemade' Getting a bit brave is Eddie Coward, politely suggesting his striker actually does something
>>154636449He'd be like a dorky fighter who's super technical but can't handle the scraps. Like Ian Garry. Soon as his game plan collapses he can't adapt and then moans to the ref about Arteta eye poking him getting sparked in the process. You changed my mind. Arteta wins. Low blows, oil checks and eye pokes. Eddie Howe might be good too.
>>154636456>strikeryou mean midfielderkek
>>154636489>Eddie Howe might be good toohe can't even fight on the sidelines he gets that other cunt to do it
>>154624877incrediblewhat a payoff
>>154636456maybe he should play him in strike
>>154616655Fat manc cunt
>Neymar included in Brazil's preliminary World Cup squad Wait for Mount, Palmer & Foden to be included in England's
>>154634407Mental that all it took to stop it was openly rigging games.
>>154636456business idea: play the striker up front
>>154633939Ball didn’t move until the other frame, no evidence it had been kicked yet
>Carra defending the Arsenal rigging
>>154635396Considering the move after this data dropped>>154635541Back on the boat
>>154635867He's very good. Only concern is that he's a manlet.
>>154637122Disgusting scouse cunt
>>154637370The Slop 6 are all in it together and it's a disgrace. Remember all of those greedy J*ws from those clubs sitting around dining and discussing the Super League.
>>154637363176cm isn't bad for a LB
>>154637416It's about 5'9" so he's average height in America
>>154636518An horse that high doesn’t jump bigger than it has to be
Tiny gym slags with bubble butts are going to be the death of me gents I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE
>>154637529Post em
>>154637544this
>>154624877This has liversissy SEETHING
Indy with a banger
>>154636456>Reminder that they average 2.22 points per game when he plays strikerEntirely self inflicted season of Howe playing everyone out of position because it worked for Joelinton
>>154637716Howe is just a dumb cunt who wants a team of 11 sprinters, and then wonders why everyone is gassed after half an hour.Woltemade holding up the ball and bringing people into play is exactly what Newcastle need, but Howe just sees Osula running about like a headless chicken and likes that more.
>Both Spurs and West Ham play their final game at home>One of them will be relegated in front of 60,000 fans
