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poodres are the color of shit and piss lol
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>DOYERS
BAU BAU!
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>>154618231
lol wtf
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Lol, hey dodgers, I GOT SOMETHIN (7-2)-1 YA!!!
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>>154618264

Weeb org > faggot org
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>>154618278
LMAO STUNT ON 'EM
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>>154618278
KEK IT MEANS 4 YA KEK!!! HE POSTED THE KACKIE DOOS FOR EM LMAOO
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>>154618231
these are the poodres colors kek
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>>154618278
no... NO!!!
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>>154618278
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>The Dodgers Ohtani "dynasty" only lasted 2 years
KEK
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>>154618278
check this one out!
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>>154618278
7 minus 2 is the score of the game kek! Which is 5! And then he subtracted 1!!! Kek doggies maldin'
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>3 threads
alright i'm leaving until this shit is sorted out
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>>154618278
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>>154618278
kek doggies are done after this one
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3 threads? this really fouled my mood.
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>>154618278
I'm literally out of here
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doyercacas KEK
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>>154618278
I have to literally leave the thread
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>jints
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>doyerpacos get lightly meme'd on
>proceed to seethingly dump their entire Poodres folder
why are they like this?
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More extra slurpings!
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>>154618278
delete this!!!
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>0-4tani
kek..KEK
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>>154618278
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>>154618278
bodied those freaks kek
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Jfc the jints are terrible
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>>154618404
kek...
>>154618278
KEK!!!
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mauricio dubon
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>loool poodres worst offense in league we're gonna leave them in the dust now
>proceeds to choke harder than the poodres
DOYERUCA BUTTOLAS!!
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>>154618278
Dafaq
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>>154618278
doggie doos kek stunt on 'em chadre!
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>>154618384
KEK
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>This is the face of Poodres franchise
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>>154618384
l m f a o
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>>154618506
>He pulled out the web 'em
o he maldin'! o he cryan'! o he seethin'!
sit the FUCK down lil doggie, KEK!
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I hate this team more than any other team I have ever watched, let's get a NO MORE STEARNS started

N
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>>154618561
I
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>>154618557
yes sir. I'll sit down. You're right, sorry again sir...
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Okay, that's enough Paco posting from you Dodger and Padre fans.
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Do you know how the nus first came into being?
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>>154618602
This.
Stfu already
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>>154618602
it's just one guy
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>>154618602
>>154618626
this...PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
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Doyerpacos seethin kek
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>pie rats
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>cozy flyoverkino game to finish the weekend
based manfred - elite scheduling
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>>154618602
ok but what does the ugly hapa you posted has to do with basedball
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>>154618602
>doyerdoodoos
>padre poopoops
>pfma
>sorry
>no... NO!
>im a girl
>sit the FUCK down
>that funky muncey

why is /mlb/ so fucked, it's just two fanbases too
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kwab
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I'm going incane
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>the shantytown of pittsburgh
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>>154618721
shes a huge baseball fan.
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>>154618724
>khukwab
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>>154618742
>nintendo baseball
based....BASED!!!
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>>154618212
Should make this meme with Yankee and Mets fans. Met fans are generally jewish looking and yankee fan fat puerto ricans
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NBC SNF is so much better than ESPN
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>Casty used Tatis' bat to hit that home run
just taunting at that point
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doyerfrijoles KEK
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>shitsburgh
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>>154618742
how many zoomettes are like her
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lol doyers lost
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>>154618827
I've seen a lot of women trying to do the racoon hair since she popped off, but none of them really pull it off
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>>154618827
crazy how even professional photographers cant make her look better than a 6/10
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>>154618765
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>>154618845
great ball for an 8 or 12 seam fastball
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chadres win
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>>154618827
putrid skank
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>>154618844
that stupid lip piercing makes it look like she's got shit on her teeth
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>>154618920
ywnbaw
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The chadres dominated my ass
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>>154618934
smiley piercings are now mandatory
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CHADRES WIN
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>>154618950
i am a biological male and always will be yes. that quirk chungus is a putrid skank
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zoomers have zero beauty standards anymore, it's sad
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>>154619003
Kinda look like that but im blonde blue eyed
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what is the difference between dodger fan and padre fan
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mlb clubs for this feel?
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>>154619016
This is Murakami on the White Sox
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>>154619013
What’s the difference between bazardos and manzardos?
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What's the difference between vaginas and manginas?
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>>154618723
>doyerdoodoos
>padre poopoops
no one has ever posted this in the history of /mlb/
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>>154618996
You're tempting me with a good time with that pic.
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>>154619043
bussy clears
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>>154619016
Yankgers
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i got an erection today
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Jesus don’t drive by the cemetery on Mother’s Day. Full of people visiting their dead mothers. Deeply depressing, but a good reminder to spend time while you can.
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>>154619065
swampbeaner kek
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>>154619013
doyers
>eyyy mang mi abuela cooked some carnitas up holmes get you some and lets catch the game yo
poodres
>THIS IS A CASTIZO AND WHITES ONLY ZONE FOO', DOYER MESTIZOS, MULATTOS, CASTAS RAUS!! SIEG HEIL!!!!
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Justin Wrobleski just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

8.2 IP | 7 H | 7 ER | 1 BB | 7 K

ATL @ LAD
That's the 107th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,331+ unique lines on record.
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>>154619065
No they would be bussy out in a heartbeat. I’m thinking it’s more cubgermetarineriantyals for sure.
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>>154619093

eh you bang fool?
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>>154619095
>83,331+ unique lines
>83,331+
> 83,331
>+
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>>154619095
this is only unique because you have to be a real moron to keep him on the hill that long
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>>154619145
83,332 mayhaps?
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>>154619145

>+

it's an error collection term, stat nerds can't help themselves
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>>154619172
methinks it could be 83,333
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>>154619193
checked
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>>154619193
checked
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>>154619095
I 'jak'd irl when I read this
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>>154619209
>>154619215
Thanks for the check kind strangers
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poor Chihuahuas lost out on Campy and now people keep saying Salas will skip AAA and head straight to the big leagues
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>>154619274
More like Whohuahuas cause no way that’s a real team
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>>154619303
uh oh chihuahuaspie aint gonna like dis
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my trash pandas would booty blast 'em
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why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or yams are on the hill.
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>>154619370
are they real panda bears?
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>>154619139
>>154619410
I look like this
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catcher just took a new ball from the ump and then threw the scuffed ball back to the pitcher. is that allowed?
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>>154619445
no they are coons
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think I caught hentaivirus :/
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>>154619088
I know right
I’m trying to put flowers on my wife’s grave like I do every Sunday and every asshole in town is paying’ respect to dey dead mudda
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How do I tell my wife she’s super sexy and I want to fuck her but in a not creepy way?
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>>154619643
>no they are coons
'Coon huntin'.
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Baseball rivalry for this feel?
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>>154619937
Vedder cup
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Hey guys. Can you please stop posting webms? My iPhone wont open them anymore. Pls be inclusive
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>>154619937
yankees Red Sox since 2004
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>>154619991
Just open them in a new tab and it works
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>>154619844
just squeeze her tits from behind that's what i do with the missus
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>>154620037
Isn’t that assault though? I don’t want her to call cops on me
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>>154620062
she does worse to me
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>>154619844
if you can't be a creep to your wife, what's the fucking point of being married
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>>154620089
>>154620094
Think I fucked up. She won’t touch me or tolerate that
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>>154620119
let me guess - phillies fanatic
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>>154620138
Nah we’re both human
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>>154620119
if your wife won't let you be a sex pest to her then yea you fucked up and she doesn't desire you anymore
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>>154620119
Maybe suggest to her letting you sex pest another woman to satisfy your urges
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>>154619991
this is a blackberry genny
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>>154620177
>>154620232
Damn I’m screwed. Good to know at least, fuck my life
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>>154620276
let us talk to her. put her on the keyboard
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>>154620276
start going to the gym and flirting with other women in front of her (innocently), she will change her tune
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one shit game? guess its hockey tonight
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>>154619991
i gotchu family
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>>154620305
She’d be livid. Probably wouldn’t want to do a captcha too.
>>154620311
I run but I guess I should bulk a little
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>waaaah waaaah my wife won't have sex with me i'm so sad
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>>154620401
Have sex incel
Me and my wife 2hu are gonna fuck on the padres sheets tonight
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Doyercacas kek
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Chadres won bigly
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doyerpacos really lost kek
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My wife 2hu and I are gonna throw a bbq cookout when the dodgers come to petco. There will be hotdogs, pizza, tacos, burgers, and more! Everyone is invited, even Dodger fans.
It will be hosted at our house in Encinitas!
BYOB
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FUCK THE DODGERS
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its up
https://youtu.be/SSVDpWbxVdQ?si=VnMTPsRAVDGy_j6-
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Where did all the shit talking doyerpacos go?
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>>154620451
>Me and my wife 2hu are gonna fuck on the padres sheets tonight
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>>154620546
he's playing against farmers
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>>154620557
Back to trooncord with the scrubbies fanatics
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>>154620567
>he's playing against farmers
so did babe ruth
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scuba kek
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>>154620401
Don’t get married, faguette
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>>154620595
KEK
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>>154620546
has anybody ever gotten signed to MLB via begging?
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>>154620595
klenk
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>>154620631
He said that KEK
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>>154620631
this is actually what got him assassinated.
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our thoughts on the rockies?
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So what’s better, thin yoga pants that don’t shape too much or thighhighs with a skirt? On a woman, just to be clear
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you are a biological male
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San Diego is full of racist and bigots. At least LA is welcoming and open to everyone.
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>>154620718
lossing to the philthies? not acceptable
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>>154620779
No one believes this
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>>154620388
Faggot
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I'm going to read a few chapters from the Holy Bible (KJV) and repent for the wickedness I have shown in /mlb/.
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>>154620829
Based badspie
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I wish people were talking about the Chicago White Sox.
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>>154620718
I had flubber on vhs as a kid
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>Shohei Ohtani is currently having the worst hitting so far in his career, shortened 2020 season notwithstanding, batting .241 with an OPS of .792, while also pitching the best baseball of his career, posting a 0.97 ERA across 37 IP.
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>>154620276
Rather fuck your wife tbqh
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>>154620913
No one can do both at once at an MLB level, Ohtani should just fully focus on pitching this season
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You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!
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>>154620779
So true, only time I ever found people flying Nazi flags in the US was in San Diego. Terrible
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>>154620943
who says that
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>>154620913
but the mickey mouse on base streak...
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>>154620913
0-4tani kek
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>>154620572
>dodgers are on the trooncord now
it changes every day lmao
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>>154620976
>now
theyve been on there sis
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doyercacas lol
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>>154620928
Ikr but the hand’ll have to do
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>>154620976
it’s cubs and mets fans
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I’m gay. Go yanks
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Los Bravos will win the 2026 World Series for Bobby Cox and Ted Turner.
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>No baller Chadres fan want to DFA Castellanos

I don't care what people say, Casty Is the man. We need his phillie Unga bunga power offense.
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>>154621084
dont forget rocker
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>>154621084
Don’t forget ryback
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>>154620913
What does he even do?
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>team peaks in April/May
/mlb/: is this the world series winner?
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No one cares about the Sunday night game? Is it because it's on peacock?
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>>154621084
>>154621106
>>154621118
Let’s add Recker to this list
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>>154621100
The chihuahuas need help
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>>154621137
For me that's the reason, I don't have peacock but to be fair these are two nobody teams.
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>>154620913
good pitching is more valuable and scarce than hitting

especially on a team like the dryers that should be loaded in the lineup
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>>154621137
watching detroit is depressing desu
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>>154621100
>unga bunga power
>.560 OPS
2hu are you foolin?
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>>154620557
they’re all gooning to anime BBC porn cuz they’re troons like da coobz and da jooz!
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>>154621262
Whatever you do, do not look at our superstar OPS!
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Our tiggies won
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>>154621262
For a padres player thats really good...
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PRRRRTTTTTTTT
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>>154621485
>doggiedoo fans all look like they escaped the coal mines
padres confirmed gemmies
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beisbol
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https://youtu.be/CPQrTKoP8Zo?si=4Optevw9atnMreVH
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hi cub girls!
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>>154620913
He always wanted to be a pitcher first
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My tummy hurts :(
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>>154621839
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Its a long way to get there
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>>154621869
Do you think you might be pregnant?
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Cleveland must have the worst OBP with the bases loaded in the league. Who has the numbers to back this up?
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>>154621926
I'm looking at the numbers and you're correct
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>>154621926
I'm looking at the numbers and you're dead wrong
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Now this, this is soul
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>>154621926
I'm not looking at the numbers
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>>154621926
The numbers are correct as per my eye test.
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The numbers Mason. What do they mean?
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>>154621926
I'm looking at the numbers and they are inconclusive
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I keep hearing the fucking numbers!
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>>154620913
Now imagine how shit he'll look when he gets injured like every dodger pitcher ever
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>>154621871
im sorry
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>>154622088
FUCK U!!!
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>>154621100
there is literally no reason to cut him when you consider we're basically paying him nothing since Philly is the one paying his actual contract kek
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>>154622130
chihuahuas need more help
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Just remembered Turangs walkoff homer
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Smart teams like the Rays and Brewers
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>>154622151
I'd say they're getting Salas soon, but everyone keeps insisting he'll skip El Paso and go straight to the major leagues
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>>154622184
imagine if a rich team did that....
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>>154622184
Stupid teams like the stankees
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>>154622184
>>154622204
what are some other dumb teams?
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>>154622227
Jints
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>>154622227
The Red Sox and Giants
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>>154622227
Mariners
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>>154622227
Is it antisemitic if I say the Mets?
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27 rings stfu
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>>154622130
Why are the Phillies such cucks?
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>>154622272
they seriously cut him because they didn't like him drinking beer in the dugout or letting his child do a couple reps in batting practice
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>>154622303
Based Phillies. Alcohol is bad for you
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>>154622227
the Angels must be the dumbest
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>>154622184
DEY DUM COZ DEY DONT GOT RANGZ LIKE MY DOYERS
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>>154622318
There's a difference between being dumb and being incompetent and lowkey evil like the Angels are.
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>lowkey evil
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>>154622445
You're right, it's not even lowkey
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we use this a lot on daily live
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>>154622394
>name your team angels
>actually be satanic
it’s the perfect crime…
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/mlb/ was such a slurper tonight. do better
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Clebros we need the C-Men
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>>154622334
>be a baseball team
>goal is to win the World Series
>have never done this
>brewers have not even played in one since 1982
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>>154622493
/mlb/ is better when the mariners are good
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poodrepacos obsessed with the doyers kek
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I need to be bent over and filled up
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shit thread gn
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>>154622520
Are you I need to be bent over and filled upspie?
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Going to the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
You guys want anything?
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>>154622509
the who?
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>>154622520
Homosexuality is bad for you
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>>154622520
LFGM
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>>154622590
No.
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>>154622616
Just asking asshole
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A backwards swatch sticker
Just the word The Who
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>>154622590
I already ate, thanks though
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>>154622590
I’ll have a pizza taco combo
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>>154622590
breadsticks and a cheesy gordita crunch
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>>154622590
Your mom's box
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>>154622520
HOLY FUCK MY WEED EATER CAN TALK!?
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>>154622590
uhhhhhhhh yeah can you swing by the combination KFC/A&W instead? I'd like a papa burger, rootbeer float, and a doubledown.
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lord please sell these overpaid oldcunts and give me a young fun team to root for like the athletics. i'm so tired of pretending to care about these old free agent fathers of seven who don't put in the work anymore
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>>154622685
Best I could do is combination Long John Silvers and A&W.
Also kid me can’t remember what the fuck A&W serves beside root beer
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>>154622693
Young fun and fulla cum now dats a bawlclub
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remember when okamoto and murakami signed for middling deals while the angels jacked off and signed random mexican league cast-offs on 1 year deals? good times, love rooting for a dogshit team that makes no real effort to improve
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i just got my ass fucked. only in new york!
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>>154622728
LFGM
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kek fuck the golden knights
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>>154622706
honestly true though. tryhard kids express a certain joie de vivre that make you CARE because they CARE. freddy freeman doesn't care until the postseason. this makes the regular season an exercise in pain. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck this game!!
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>>154622754
Queer
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>>154622754
You should kill yourself.
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>>154622754
>joie de vivre
only one man can fix your team
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>>154622703
The typical fast food fare but also corndogs and hotdogs like sonic (this makes sense since they used to be drive-ins)
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>>154622525
>shit thread gn
You should've posted on the Recker thread.
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>>154622754
you should watch the mariners and improve your attitude by comparison
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>>154622793
I have no idea who this guy is but I can easily imagine him on an episode of Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast.
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>>154622793
Caught this asshole on Maury w/ 3 lil half breeds looked just like him
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>>154622852
He probably would have killed on space ghost desu

https://youtu.be/Bl878TKI3tw?si=UsrkTsBz_Tn3IWLc
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>>154622860
I asked the optometrist for serial killer glasses last time I was there but they said my prescription was too strong and I had to choose smaller frames :(
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>>154622887
kek
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>>154622889
Jus ate sum capn crunch
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>>154622954
sugary cereal is bad for you, try Shredded Wheat'n Bran instead, just pretend you're eating little bales of hay :)
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>>154619003
They’ve been conditioned to lust after 6/10 mutts like the raccoon girl, zendaya, and Olivia Rodrigo
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>>154623013
coon isn't mid, she'd have mogged boxxy were she a contemporary, and m00t would still be alive today if that were the case
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>Cal Raleigh is 0 for his last 29 and has a OPS of .045 in May
>Cal Raleigh has a negative WAR on the season
Great MVP candidate you got there Seattle
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>>154623040
She’s the definition of mid. You have yellow fever like 98% of beta males
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>>154619003
>>154623013
You guys are crazy. All four of those ladies are really hot chicks who I would love to have sex with because I love women and I love pussy and boobs, don't forget ass
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>>154623045
no it's based on last year's stats when he managed to be better than judge, and how bad he is this year in fact bolsters his MVP '25 argument
>>154623051
she's barely yellow and more importantly she's magnetic, which I understand is a foreign concept to the impoverished brown people using instagram
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>>154622974
how about you try moderation and self control you autistic fuckhead
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>>154623065
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>>154623013
Olivia Rodrigo is hot tho. Maybe you’re just a seething retard?
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>you're gay if you don't simp for racoon mid
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I guess it comes down to how you value defense at the catcher position. Because Judge had better offensive numbers last year. I thought they'd give it to Cal because of voter fatigue. We don't need to relitigate this. Cal missed his shot and it's kinda bullshit but Judge was better so I don't really care all that much. We shouldn't care about awards decided on by writers
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>>154623075
I'm straight as fuck and the racoon girl is soooo hot she makes my dick diamonds
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hot chicks make my dick diamonds
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>>154623075
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To be completely frank... I'm a 4 perhaps even 5 on the Kinsey scale and racoon girl makes me want to be only 2 or 3..... GO BRAVES!
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>what one month of Murakami does to man
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>>154623070

>t. born in 2002
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pink pantheress is the hottest zoomette because she has sex appeal
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We need late night baseball
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>>154623123
erm, that's just peter sellers tho
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>>154623127
mr. manfred says the lights stop working after 10pm pacific
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>>154623123
ozempic ruined her :(
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>>154623144
Me on the right
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>>154618506
I look like that and can do that
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>>154623144
she could stand to gain a few
>>154623162
I haven't played since t-ball and Tatis Jr. has inspired me to join a beer league. I figure my high baseball IQ will compensate.
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Didnt read dont care, mariners btw
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>>154623184
Jerry says this.
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>>154623178
that was her before ozempic
now she looks generic
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>>154623188
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>>154623189
he problem in both is her face so maybe this isn't the best example to point to - - - - - - that said I would still prefer her to be fatter
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trannies can’t comprehend heterosexual men kek
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>>154618506
el nino caca
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>>154623199
Do you comprehend heterosexual men?
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Julio performed a dominican black magic ritual this offseason to not slurp as much at the beginning of the season but he unfortunately transferred his early slurpage to Cal
This means Cal will heat up in July and finish around 40 dingers
Screencap this or your mom dies in her sleep tonight
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>>154623237
okay but who transferred the retarded base running to randy?
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>>154622520
I fucked my wife in the ass this afternoon once we got back from celebrating Mother's Day. She was so happy with the outing she just gave me some ane while the kids were napping. Based day
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>>154623255
my dick is too big for anal but I don't like it anyway
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>>154623255
>>154623265
I prefer the mystery and admiring it from afar.
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>>154622759
>>154622764
no... NO!!!
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>>154623255
CONGRATS
>>154622813
no id rather watch the white sox or something
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how do stankees cope with this?
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>>154623321
is Steve Palec someone we should know about?
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>>154623326
You should know that he's BASED
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>>154623334
I was unaware
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>>154623045
everyone knew he’d regress to his career avg of .215 with 30 homers
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>>154623334
I had no idea
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>>154623321
>>154623326
He has a burger, I'd listen to him if I were you.
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I think Fuwawa and Mococo poster are the same person keeping the /mlbvt/ merger alive
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>>154623387
/mlb/ is just one guy actually.
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I’m a burger, a baseball burger!
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>>154623387
I think that's true.
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>>154618212
The thirdies dream is to be white & look down on other thirdies how they imagine white people do.
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i have 100 dollars on the white sox winning the division with exactly a .500 record and i'm locked out of my account but I think it's like 150k
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>>154623464
>tybd
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>>154623476
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Guys................ I'm developing and unhealthy defensive relationship with Cole Young............................
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>>154623127
based Shenmue emulator
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doyercacas kek
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>>154623585
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......I only played Crazy Taxi on my dreamcast
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>>154623623
YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH
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>>154623653
The day I bought pokemon yellow was the first time my BR exchange student bought an offspring album and the ride home from the mall was VERY funny.
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>>154623623
Shenmue is kino, it's a slice of life martial arts mystery. Not really many games like it.
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The other thread has been baleeted.
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>>154623387
If the threads merged:
/mlb/ resident: "Die, you pedophile!"
/vt/ resident: "Die, you poor blue-collar worker!"
I'd like to see it once, but it would be even more chaotic than it is now.
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for me? it was World Series Baseball 2K1 wih pedro on the cover. Loved me 'cast.
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ross gload had 99 hitting for no reason in mvp baseball
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>>154623924
Baka, we had /mlb/ on >>>/vt/ last year on April fools day

https://warosu.org/vt/thread/98567889
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this system was too high IQ for cazzies
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>>154623956
Wow, it really existed in the past
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>https://warosu.org/vt/thread/98567889#p98569332
holy based
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>>154623956
in six threads
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>>154624007
Was a lot better than the captcha things this year. Then the website went down a week or so later kek.
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dream on
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>>154624035
for the rafters dreaming for the years
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>>154624028
huh
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Tried to get my first fire cape on Friday, but half way through the Jad fight my toxic blowpipe ran out of charges, thus ending the attempt.
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And the bullpen blows yet another fine start by a Cardinal starter...
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When mighty horse rocks he rocks the fat ass
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i seriously hate all the teams from texas with all my heart.
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>>154624303
Thoughts on my nanners?
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>>154624311
comfy
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>>154624317
Laying in bed my fit tomboy gf showed me a tiktok of the nanners dancing I was like neat heh!
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gm
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Blessed morning to you. Now, can you keep it down for until I've finished my cuppa
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>>154624425
Cuppa cum lol fag
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>>154624425
>Blessed morning to you.
and to you
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>>154624276
i was surprised canseco was the #1 answer over semien
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scrubbies kek
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>>154623623
You should play rayman 2 on it
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>>154623623
blue stinger is cringe kino
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2 Gayman give me the blue stinger in a crazy taxi
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>>154624533
in ecco park?
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>two games below .500
>one game back in the division
>sole possession of a wild card
>Kyle Teel coming back
>minor league reinforcements coming
Are the Chicago White Sox back?
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Inside this cage is my sanctuary
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my sources are telling me the white sox will win the central
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>>154624492
That's not surprising at all
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Is your team fucked this season?
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>>154624575
Yes
>>154624593
Shut up
>>154624625
Based
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>>154624575
absolute state of the AL
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my team? best in baseball
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>tfw my favorite baseball team does something a little foolish
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>>154624646
no
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>>154624684
He should lose 5 pounds and get a real haircut
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>>154624646
Completely fucked
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>>154624691
yeah but thats a given every year
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>>154624684
>>154624686
I like my twinks a little chubby. Also hogtied in my basement, but that point is neither here nor there.
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>Poodrepaco Doro
>2Poo
>Poodrepaco Mococo
>2poo's gay husband
The Poodres are represented in here by some weird ass motherfuckers.
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We are one month away from the FIFA World Cup. Please take your ballswing faggotry else where. Thanks!
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>>154624821
I got your ballswing right here *unzips dick*
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i need the best pizza near fenway and i need it right now.
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>>154624913
here comes the pizza!
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>>154624927
for me it's
>whoops
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>The Poodres are represented in here by some weird ass motherfuckers.
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>>154624913
sbarro
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>Padres tied with the Dodgers in NL East
>Ohtani sucks at batting now
>Sasaki exposed
>Aging core
Thoughts on the evil empire going downhill?
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>>154625052
Would rather they fell off a cliff
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>>154625052
>in NL East
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>>154623387
>/mlbvt/
I like it.
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reddit truly has better baseball discussion
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How are the Poodres better than the Dodgers in the current standings when they have yet to play each other this season?
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>>154625018
RIP
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>>154625126
this board is just a reddit colony
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>>154625126
Tumblr has better baseball discussion
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>>154625224
Reddit isn't nearly as gay as /mlb/
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X, the everything app has better baseball discussion.
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>>154624575
i think they need to get another bat. benintendi isn't cutting it. this is the exact kind of team that should have claimed a guy like ryan ward when he was available to be claimed.
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this board loves nintendo, science, funk pops and the 'lot
>>
>>
Facebook is the place to go to discuss baseball
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For me it's the chatango on strikeout streams
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04 WoW forums have better baseball discussion
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>>154625302
This - all the white men went there. I go there to interact with then but 4chab is my home
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prodigy internet has better baseball discussion
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I have more interesting baseball discussions on Grindr than here
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>>154625355
>400 rupes have been deposited in your account
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For me, I go to RuneScape world 34 when I want to discuss baseball
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the voices in my head have better baseball discussion
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>>154625384
Chop on, brotha!
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I just went through this thread and found 10 posts that are relevant baseball discussion. I'm going back to tiktok for some actual baseball discussion
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>>154625052
>Thoughts on the evil empire going downhill
Well it was inevitable that the Yankees were going to get exposed once they faced off against a contender in the National League. Their reputation as a powerhouse mostly stems from beating up their shitty division rivals.

As for the Dodgers, I don’t really care. I’ll probably start watching them again once the playoffs start. The SoCal banter here doesn’t really pique my interest and I usually just ignore those posts.
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>>154625321
do they have massive man-made pools in Kansas City
isn't that like having rays-chan on top of a mountain
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>>154625545
you're not supposed to reply to or in any way acknowledge the sloppa poster.
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>>154618212
finally, a good thread
>>
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>>154624913
>>154624927
>>154625018
i hate this place
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>>154625308
We knew going into the season that the outfield was going to be dreadful. That's where the money should be spent next season. They aren't deep at all at the major league level, either. I can see a really good core forming, but the back ends of every phase are black holes of production.
>>
I saw Steve Bartman with my own eyes yesterday. I always thought he was living incognito somewhere far away from Chicago, but apparently he's just living a quiet life in the same house he grew up in 3 doors down from where my GF's grandparents live.
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>>154625613
how does one go about asking for his autograph without being weird
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>>154625613
Just leave him alone. The Cubs finally won a World Series and his actions back in 2003 should be exonerated.
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>>154625623
Beats me. I told my GF to never let me actually meet him because I guarantee I would be weird about it.
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my cubbies lost their last two games :(
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>it was Steve Bartman's fault that the SHIT cubs allowed 8 runs in an inning
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>>154625644
Kek, imagine printing out pic related and keeping it in your wallet so next time you see him you can get it signed.
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>>154625052
Do people just forget that the Dodgers looked worse than this last season and still won it all? Being the best regular season team isn’t the end goal
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>>154625783

tards can't accept that it's may and nothing matters till like late july/august
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>>154625783
It’s literally April 406th, 2025
>>
Steve Bartman did nothing wrong
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doyerpacos seething kek
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>>154625783
Completely agree
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poodrepacos seething kek
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>>154625783
If you're not above .500 by the ASG, your is pretty much over.
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>>154625809
bro, alou was right there. he would have had it. and if he didn't get it, it would have been on him. if you are the home fans, your job in that situation is to put your arms up and block out any other fans trying to reach in. you got to let your guy get a clean chance.

i understand how you could not understand that in the moment and just act like a retard fan hunting souvenirs, but that doesn't mean it still wasn't a fuck up. he didn't deserve the abuse, obviously, but that's a different question.
>>
scrubbies kek
doyercacas kek
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>>154625831
Your what is pretty much over??
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>>154625869
if you gotta ask its already to late
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>>154625882
what’s already to late?
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RIP anon:
he never made it
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>>154625909
but how did he
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Hng..
Gaw...
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>no games until 6pm est

As a west coaster, I need some shit to watch in the morning/noon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_555G6j4PLE
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>>154625980
>need some shit to watch
watch out for downed powerlines
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>>154626004

fire season isn't for another 6 months flyover fag
>>
Confirmed:
Cleveland is batting .209 (.238 OBA) with bases loaded. Worst in the league.
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>>154625809
he wouldn't have caught it
Bartman is only at fault as much as he gave the SHIT cubs an excuse for losing
>>
opinion discarded
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>>154626031
Best baseball discussion post on here
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>>154626036
Bartman's fault is that he should have known better.
He wasn't the typical wrigley field sports tourist, but rather a self proclaimed die hard fan who should have been aware of the situation instead of blindly grabbing for ball while sitting along the foul line wall.
He knew what the score was, how many outs there were, which team was playing defense, and he ignored all of that.
Maybe because he was listening to the radio feed which has a slight delay he wasnt tuned into the moment, but rather was processing things with the audio feed, so 5-10 seconds behind the action on the field.
In any event, he acted without considering the context of his actions relative to the game on the field and the ramifications of his actions profoundly affected his life.

Its not fair. If he was a typical sports tourist, it wouldnt be as tragic, but if anyone should have known better it was Bartman.
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>>154626116
He in that moment should've predicted that cubs would blame him for choking which he in that moment should've known they would
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Bartman should have been killed and have his corpse paraded over Wrigley every time the cubs win at home
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>>154623513
Cole Young will save our franchise!
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>>154626167 (You(
Based based based based
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>>154626156
As a so-called die hard fan, Bartman should have predicted that blocking Alou from making a play on the ball would make Steve more infamous in cubs lore than Bill Sianis.
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>>.154626195 (You)
>Based based based based
Yeah...YEAH
>>
0-4tani kek
>>
ohtani was a better hitter when he was recovering from an injury
maybe he should go back to that
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>>154626167
this so hard
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>>154618506
kek
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blowtani
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The real injustice about the Bartman game is that its not remembered as the Gonzalez game.
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hi (im a cubs girl)
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>>154625809
guy next to him reached for it to. Wonder if he ever thinks about how close he was to ruining his own life
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shouldn't judge get the Bartman treatment?
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>>154626312
Would you fuck Steve Bartman?
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If bartman was a 6ft+ gigachad it wouldn't have been a story. Bartman exudes nerd energy and naturally I want to shove him in a locker
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Hypothetically, how many PAs in a row would Aaron Judge have to go 0-X in for him to be dropped from the lineup?
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>>154626410
giga chads don't go watch other men play sports and succeed in life and chase their dreams
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im achieving erection
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>>154626458
>never been to a ballgame before
I dont lecture you on painting houses funny colors or pro counter strike. I would appreciate if you had the same courtesy.
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hi I'm steve bartman
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>>154626415
judge is going to be like williams, bonds, ruth, etc. where he's just really good until he's in his 40s
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>>154626521
what would be an example of a funny color?
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>>154625613
>living incognito somewhere far away from Chicago
For a while he moved down to Florida but since the cubs won and its been 20 years its all pretty much over, i think hes even been to a few cubs games since then.
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I knead it...
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>>154626557
anything non HOA approved
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>>154626458
I go to probably a dozen games a year and I'm a vegan alpha male that has sex with lots of hot babes. You just reveal your own ignorance
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>>154626553
Nigga it's a hypothetical
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>>154626409
I fucked him
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NEW >>154626670
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>>154626675
Based non gay thread



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