heemvious: >>154613786
>made Strickgaped APOLOGIZE to the UmmahZatdaddy won.
Just how powerful is Jesus Christ? should i start going to church?
>>154620544your cope is hilariousKhamSHIT got ZUTTED
>>154620509Thank you sean
Luke Thomas has confirmed that it was indeed a total Zatdaddy victory and that the judges rigged it.
strickland had khamzat twerking all over that thang
Homosexuality
>>154620603this is true I fearbeit
>>154620601>hurr durr luke thomas simped for islamThat's not news. That's literally all that modern American liberals do (as performative pennance for the War on Terror)
me vs strickbeast haters
>>154621257LMAO
>>154620544If you needed any more proof that AI users are subhuman.
>I-IT WAS AIZatdaddy spanked and roasted that suckling pig then spitted xer bussy with his BBC
Mutilated raped piglet freak.
bizarre cope lol
People who think zatdaddy won:>real MMA analysts, including Luke Thomas and MMAJoeyPeople who think strickgaped won:>shartdog redditors and Gurujeets
>>154621562I just looked up the official result and it says Strickland won.
>>154621519a little closer to heaven
>>154621470peak cope
>>154620579Luke 19:27>But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me.-Jesus ChristYes, yes you should start going to church
>>154620601The only judge who gave it to the terrorist was a woman
>>154621562>>154621677>>154621493>>154621470>>154620544absolutely buckbroken mudslime, fucking hilarious please keep posting KEK
>>154621695Masculine auras picked Sean. Feminine auras picked Khamzat.
Can't call yourself a man and wear thong sandals out in public
>>154621702Zatdaddy raped, humiliated, spanked, spunked, and sealed ya best fighter on the world stage in front of Xi ping pong, ya Wu Mao yellow chinkoid FAGGOT!
"SPAMMY IS NOT A GOOD GUY"t. sean strickland
>>154621787Maybe you can't.
Imanov is probably next despite already losing to Strickland
>>154621789ratLIP is gonna get 'disappeared' the next time he loseswhich will be at LHW against Costa
>>Khamzat loses>dozens of Leaf and UK flags suddenly appear to cope and shitpostWhy? Why do Canadians and Brits care so much about a Russian fighter?
>>154621899Abdul and Muhammad seething that’s why
>>154620579its nice ladyboy SEAmonkeys have a new hero
>>154621898CosTURD already ducked his Zatdaddy and his Kramdaddy I fear
>>154621899they are paki(BROWN DIRTY DALIT) muslimsthey live vicariously through chechen/dagi(WHITE-ADJACENT ARYAN BRAHMIN) muslims
Hilarious Usman can still be champ right now if they give him a title shot against that pitter patter shitter
wonkd
buckley really lost to cooked usmeng
Why was Rogan trying to shill the Strickland vs Chimaev match as the greatest Middleweight match ever afterwards?
>>154621921Nah he’s too old now I think even Brady could beat him
>>154621913>UFC literally pulls Costa out of the Aliskerov fight because they want him to fight RATlip instead>gets injured and pulls out so he doesn't end up permaheeming his body like CUMsnot did with the coofLHW Costa sends CUMslut into a convulsion and then Cumslut gets unceremoniously executed by Kadyrov.>>154621921>no knees Usman can beat Sticklandcope
>ducked ikram
just how bad is jeremy stephens
>>154621940Rogan says retarded things every single time he's commentating. Just accept that he's blathers on with no substance like a woman.
America can't stop winning lately...
>>154621952Pauline CosTurd has made it very clear that xhe DOES NOT want to be locked in a cage with Zatdaddy at ALL COSTS, I'm afraid
StrickBEAST 2028
>>154621899Every swarthy individual who self identifies as a terrorist self inserts as all of the russian muslim fighters for some reason
All y'all marks fell for the work lmao all the personal in the cage hahahaha
>we will all get to see Daddymaru rape Strickgaped with his BBC againbased!
>all the personal
Funny how now that chimaevs been solved all the wolves are circling wanting to taste his meat
khamzat beat all them niggas on aura alone. same with gooby beating aldo and frankly eddie. nate/sean type personalities are immune to that shit
>F-F-FUNNY HOW... F-FUNNY HOW NOW THAT CHIMAEV HAS BEEN SOLVED... ALL THE WOLVES ARE CIRCLES TO TASTE HIS MEAT.... *smirk* *sniff*
>>154622025
Sean has always been a industry plant y'all marks
Now that Khazmat has been run through who is next?
An industry plant defeated the most powerful muslim alive.
Y'all falling off bad
>>154622025khamzat is ready and willing to squeeze the juice out of each one
>>154622048Crazy how mudslime streetshitter inbred goat fuckers are talking like this now. Pretty sure when pisslam got fucked to death by Volk in the first fight, you were all saying "the judges scored it for us brazza." Get fucking shit on shitskins, your boy got handled and a WHITE MAN handled him. Must be hard to balance your delusions when you're constantly getting bombed to hell, dominated by REAL fighters (not leg humping wrestler wannabes), and fucked in the Olympics. Muzshits on suicide watch, hope you didn't bet on shitmaev brazza. Your chicken got on his back and accepted mount, hugged the Champ, and ran out of the cage before ducking interviews like a bitch so he could go to the hospital.
strickCHAD = current champusmeng = not a current champ
>>154622144khazmat fights like once or twice a year.. he has like one MAYBE two more fights left in him before he retires bro... it's very likely strickland just retired him just like izzy
delicious food, quality atmosphere, and a legend beside your table. YEP, I'm thinking Tito's!
THANKS SEAN
is waldo that good or is volkov that washed or is gane that bad
Usman would beat the dog shit out of Strickland again let's not fool ourselves that was a suspicious performance by khazmat
>>154622205This can't be profitable
strickland is a good fighter, people need to get over it.
>>154622203yes, yes and yes
>>154622222
>>154622233Strickland is just a crafty puzzle to solve. Cannonier and DDP (first fight) got gifted decisions. The only person at 185 that beat him in their first fight was Pereira, which is why they are good friends now.
>>154622205Tito puts it all out there for the fans.
>>154622203Volkov beat Gane and Waldo, the cope is strong, shitskin
>>154622158Chimaev has to fight Paolo at 205. It is THE grudge match
>>154622327Volkovs washed he had to play keep away from fucking wheres Waldo and the almeida fight he was awful getting taken down at will lmao
If we're being completely honest the first Strickland vs DDP fight were MUCH closer than Khazmat vs Strickland. And what were people saying after that fight? In a close title fight you have to give it to the challenger?Strickland won, simple as. And to be completely honest, it wasn't even very close
>>154622212Strickland would murder Marty like a frothing pitbull.
>Rizvan kuniev is #8 at heavyweightExcuse me?
>>154622327i know but he looked old and slower in such a short time
>>154622358Now you have seen the mmas chimaev storyline so it makes sense. Sean had to lose to ddp to make chimaevs win and then upcoming bout look insurmountable so he could win by decision retaining chimaevs honor while allowing him to leave the ufc media sphere since no one but Muslims who shriek ALLAHU ACKBAR want to see his ass ok screen or holding titles
Muslims shit and piss their pants at the sight of this
khamzat has been assigned as pleasure boy for regiment
Colby, Usman and maybe even Nate would have beaten Khamzat at 170
pereira heemed then trained strickland to save americagod fucking bless my GOAT
Ben Askren would have fucked Khamzat up
>>154622424I dunno bud the one thing Khamzat excels at is Nate's weakness, would look loike the rory fight
imagine having to fight peak bas rutten
Sam Calapeeda is an cardio king and Lhanzamt fought like taht? Ponderous
>>154622264The only problem is I think Strickland has definitely racked on a lot of damage the last few years since the first time he got the belt. He should probably just work on his conditioning for a while
CM Punk would've tapped Khazmat in the third round
Periredit and Anderson are faggots for speaking English but still only speaking that vomit inducing Brazilian during interviews
>>154621789then why did he lose?
>>154622424I think only Usman would. Sean is clearly stronger than Khamzat, that was a huge advantage he had. DDP himself said Sean feels stronger. Colby and specially Nate are cardio merchant marathon runner pipsqueaks, and it was literally their downfall
Shota sean loves his BBC daddies
>>154622471I actually know some Colby deep lore and the core issue is he refuses to use whey protein. He said he never liked it and would always use plant based protein powders. It was like finding Santa isn't real. Boying him just wasn't the same anymore...
Fun card
>>154622505Damn, Shart Poolet is still in the UFC?
I don’t think Colby has done a squat in his life desu
>>154622503I mean, whey protein isn't even good for you, but you just eat a steak or more chicken instead, not take fucking plant based protein. Actually onions build, it makes sense. Nate is weed build
Crazy how in a Khazmat fight, Sean Strickland both sold the fight and dominated in the octagon.What are they putting in the drinking water in America?
>>154622535BBC
>whey protein isn't even good for youwhen I saw the flag I should have expected idiocy but I once again am a fool for expecting evolution to play out
>>154622527Colbussy had the great honor of being a cum receptacle for Jondaddy at one point in her life
>>154622549But he even dominated and reitred izzy
>>154622512Give him Vettori
>>154622549https://youtu.be/ikXzNVCFDmU
>>154622553>erm... the protein goyslop is ackhually good for you>can't even reply like a little bitchkwab. From this day on, I own you.
poor poor lil Colbitch...
>>154622606Colby lives rent free in shitskin minds
StrickBEAST got zuttsluts beggin on ya backs KEK
https://youtu.be/iLNYxTcOLVk
This broke reddit bitch gets his protein from a jar
>NO DADDY NO
>>154622640never actually watched a fight he was in, he came around during some time when I was in between watching for years
>>154622672Zatdaddy was just making fun of shartles at this moment
Dana said AI promos have already saved him 65M
>>154622686want to really bake your noodle? That wasn't Dana said that. That was DanAI...
Sorry to break it to you chuds, but AI has been matchmaking the fights since UFC 300
Gooning and fapping my penis to Alexa Grasso's soles
very high on jose ochoagot done dirty with the matchmaking for his first couple fights but i see him being top 10 by next year if he stays active
If Grasso had big tits you wouldn't give a darn about her feet.
Sean Strickland, champion of the world
If Grasso had big tits on her feet you could heem your meng to both at the same time
moms gonna freak you guys
seans lips look disgusting I would never give him a kiss looking like that!
>heres the thing you guys. when people tell you you're a piece of shit its just easier to be a piece of shit.>omg hes so real
waldo is a fat sack of worthless shit and volkov sucks too, what a war
>>154622800I need yuo to stop
>>154622857truly a warrior poet
Ocho!!!OCHO!!OCHO
>>154620544REEE SAVE ME KADADDY
I had Sean Strickland winning by decision after stuffing Khamzat's takedowns and putting striking volume on Chimaev over the distance
Im gonna boof this uncrustable anyoen want to donate to my gofundme
Hearing rumblings that Sean Brady's knee exploded. Doctors had to remove his kneecap but Dana's keep in it hush hush smgdfh. Expect a buckley upset. The ufc is finished...
LET'S GO BUCK!>gets raped
>>154622994Talmbout stuffing pb&j sammy up ya bunghole chin?
>>154623015Yeah man
>>154623027Nice dude
>>154622994lowkey that's a really good idea
>>154623027I had leftover taco bell, and it was ok, now Im farting big time
About how much does something like that cost you to do these days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L31cPY7dROUIt's motherfucking UP!
>>154623056already watched it
>>154623049Waht did you get b
>>154623073I got blitzed for the fights and got some spicy nugget things, with a chalupa and two bean burritos and some nacho fries. it has increased my freedom powers exponentially
>when a cazzie nigg picks Alex over Gane
8 leg parlay ... an octopus ... fellas
>>154623121The Proletariat will rise, in spite of Ari and Dana’s wishes.
Jones the only one to defeat rovdaddy
>>154620579I feel like Kape is going to heem horiguchi, Van will KO pantoja and then kape will ko Van. Kape is inevitable the insane speed plus new roid power is unbeatable.
>>154623079Damn I wish I had money
>>154623139
>>154623150Al Turki sniffed dana bussy
Fuck Gane
I feel like Gane is gonna get heemed.. his chin is up in the air often and even tuivasa nearly zeemed him
That’s fucking crazy man.
>>154623150turki takes whatever he wants
>>154623150KEK jews and muzzies have really buck broken whites haven’t they. Whites will do anything for a shekel
>>154623113Alex is gonna heem Gane stiff.
Clear mogging by Gane.
>>154623186Daner is a jew>>154623174If Tai wasn't such a fatty he would have slept Gane. He wasn't fast enough to finish him.
>>154623198Dana is a potato monkey.
>>154623210irish are spiritually jewish
Will he ever get tired of winning?
dana is bitch
>>154623215Is she holding Josh vans belt for the picture? Big fan of here on Zoey 101 and her other show with the talking black cat. Sabrina the something something
>>154623150This is just what they do, go to Saudi arabia or south asia and you see men holding hands all the time.
>>154622188Comrade sean
>They still think GAPEDlex can win It's gonna be a bad one sided beating. A bad beating from GODne.
Heemed and pissed on by Hokit afterwards. The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for us at the White House, Poatanbros.
>>154623219
Gane.
Why hasn't UFC opened it's owned themed restaurant yet? They scared they can't compete with BAD BOY CANTINAS?
Twisted Gane vs Rock Pereira
Evil Topuria vs Gravity Gaethje
>>154622188Based Proletariat warrior.
if sean strickland is rocky balboa whose the apollo creed/clubber lang/ivan drago of his story?
I don't feel good Poatan bros...
Japan will NEVER have a champion
>>154623280Ronald would HEEM them stiff
>>154623366daneh gib me big mac or I rape u now DUDHDUDHDUHBDUHDDBDUH
loudly farted myself awake
Gane will breastfeed Alex Pereira
>>154623391turn off you bamhole.
I don't even know who the champions are except for Topturo and Asspain.
Is Kape the only one that can beat Van? We know fast black people can heem him.
>>154623421asscunt is not a champion that's just a brand deal>>154623412it's good to let the khamzat's-career out in the morning keeps things working down there
>>154623407Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>154623421That’s a man with a peins.
The great thing about Aspinall is that he punked out Jon Jones to the point where he retired from the sport. He made the entire sport a little bit cleaner.
>the great thing about Aspinall is. . .>he punked out Jon Jones to the point where he retired from the sport. >he made the entire sport a little bit cleaner.
anyone remember the site the UG is at now? t. 09er
>>154623489tom has "defended" the belt once in 3 years you braindead retard
>>154623494you gotta love the wandster
>The great thing about Aspinall is that he punked out Jon Jones to the point where he retired from the sport. He made the entire sport a little bit cleaner.
Fighters who have won an undisputed championship:-not Tom Asspenal
THE QUEEN IS HERE*BOOM BAP BAPAP BABAPBAPBAP*THE QUEEN IS HERE*BOOM BAP BAPAP BABAPBAPBAP*>THE QUEEN IS HERE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfA14RVvSjM
>>154623536This is a man.
65 miles one way and the UFC couldn’t send a car for the kid in Toms River to attend 328. Fuckin disgusting
>>154623536>THE QUEEN IS HERE
>>154620509let the tears flowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUgc33jHU7E
We got too cocky >>154623536That we thought about the same song at the same time is a bit spooky
Van BODIED that favela monkey freak
>>154621789interesting post *shits in your mouth*
>>154623565>we Indians love khamzat always. I also not even thought that he lost but he will become as big legacy as makhachev have>khamzat is the king i am very sad today >same my father also sad and not eat rice we both are crying >the is injured but will be king again >I know that hurts,but it’s only because of his 21kg weight cut,so no worries he will do a stronger comeback soon inshallah>we all know he is the real warrior.>I totally broken>im still in shock brother >me too , from Bangladesh >same situation brother..>literally us.. >revange
The split decision was promised to him 3000 years ago.
>>154623602fucking kek the picture the post the juxtaposition /heem/ is healing
>>154620579Honestly religion covers a lot of psychological needs.In life you need to have a sense of purpose and meaning, a source of hope, a sense of community and something that makes you feel like you "defeat" death (look up "terror management theory"). Religion covers all of those things.If your psychological needs are met then odds are that your body will run better and the entire structure of your mind will be much more stable.
*translates*>this time khamzat seemed a little overconfident in the fight.*translates* >no brother, he leaves no stone unturned in entertaining his fans, no matter what condition he himself is in.
>>154623612it is for midwits scared of death and the thawlt of meaninglessness real bruders explore the esoteric hh
imagine being scared of death
>>154623632The problem with esotericism is that finding community is much more difficult and there's a steep learning curve usually, whereas if you become a christian you just hit the church and you get spoonfed with a 101 and start reaping the psychological buffs instantly at the cost of being indoctrinated, but that's worth the cost for the most immiserated people on the planet. The greater the pain, the greater the need for relief. The greater the need, the more desperate the solutions.
My community hates me. When the gate shuts, the bell rings, the community is going to find out what I’m all about. I guarantee you that, so if I was the community, I hope to god they come ready, because if they don’t, I’m going to beat them into the living death.
Let's be honest, khamzat could've won rd3. His punches had more damage.
>>154623645my cynicism and observations also lead me to think it's the promise of possible secks that attracts more to churches than meditation, they know what they're doing in abrahamdom
i see decision and i think draw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXckuPlDgJESosa chieefy keef
>>154623714bet that guy gasses out against a real wrestler like JDM or something. not the lifestyle of a champion
>>154623662THE GAY COMMUNITY!?
>ACK
Paki Dagi Dickriding redditard xitter cuckstagram 'jeetxisters what's your cope after xhe lost?
I know it's unlikely but the dream scenario for me would be to see Izzy go on a run and get a chance at redemption against Strickland
>>154623139wishes he could kill people virgin vs mass murderer chad
>>154623885Champion Jizzy is one of the most boring shitters MW has ever seen. We should be glad that he's flushed and will never sniff a title shot again.
>>154623836THATS CRAZY!? DIS DOOD SAID GAY COMMUNITY
>Paki Dagi Dickriding redditard xitter cuckstagram 'jeetxisters what's your cope after xhe lost?
>>154623902trapped between the somali and a 'caco and i have to side with the somali, contender izzy is exciting and it would actually be absolute kino and giga dimes if they fought again
>mfw i used to post on here all the time and don't understand any of the memes or terms now that you're all straight and got rid of the bellator fans what do you buff boys think about this ad for my local grocery store
>>154623876the best one im hearing is the ufc told him to be ready for a fight at 205 so he trained heavy to have his fight switched to MW
>>154623913speak english please
>>154623705>white vs white decisiondraw>non-white wins decision vs whiterobbery/rigged>white wins decision vs non-whitebeastly masterclasshope this helps
>>154623922speak english please
>>154623920when trapped between two feral apes i opted to go for the one in our zoo and agree that izzy vs strick 2 would be an excellent and very exciting matchup
>>154623913It would just be a staring match between Strickland and Jizzy like the first fight outside of round 1 was. It would probably be even worse since they're both older and more flushed now.
>>154623922the first fight might be a draw. the second fight it might be up to the judges. the third fight i believe will be a beastlful masterlaugh!
>>154623917Great savings. Good sign to save energy in the cage and squeeze out a close victory decided by the judges.
>>154623917anything in particular you want translated b
>>154623928sounds sexy and finnish
It feels great to wake up in a world where Ratlip was thoroughly exposed and raped.
>>154623935no i just hope you die and hate modern mma. they all look like swedish faggots hugging
>>154623922now apply that to khabib. what a fucking piece of shit the eagle is
>>154622205
>>154623939who is that
>>154623930izzy fights like a different man when he's not champion this has been seen before and now again on his losing streak he takes risks and now he will respect sean and perhaps even have a gameplan
>>154623949you didnt hear about Chris Weidman? better to just search it yourself
>>154623499
>>154623952I know who Chris Weidman is. have you considered making catchy insults or catchphrases instead of being a bunch of nigger loving dicksuckers?
>>154623957nice
Whyd you even come back to the threads unc. Git teh fuck outta here cringe ass oldhead.
>>154623961you know theres no fear going on here bud
very disrespectful
>>154623976your parents decide on cremating their retarded child yet
>>154623979not even in the fight shorts? fea
Paulo is gonna KILL ratlip when ratlip recovers enough to fight again at LHW(at least 1 year from now).
>cremate the living that’s called lighting someone on fire. In the cage it is known as “lighting them up”
>>154623987you can buy these outfits for under 60 dollars on amazon made by chinese people
>>154623989i'm more of a bare cuckle man myself and my next man
>>154623995we call it "hitting the faggot in the head" in our martial art
>unemployed posters>incredibly wealthy postersThe High Roller Hour is here
>>154624001You can’t say that word on here mate
>>154624006sorry the homo in the head
>>154624012you more of a Joe Ellenberger or Jake Ellenberger?
if you thought khamzat was humble for respecting sean's victory... consider how humble he had to be to know he would lose to dricus in any kind of real fight. you've got to respect it.
>>154624022he was robbed against carlos condit
>>154624022>>154624027also how did you predict who i was i havent posted in like 10 years lel
the fuck is going on itt
>>154624031you now remember sheem sleepy threads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMzMxK5qn3U
>mfw strickland has a better resume than adesanya and silva
>>154624040just dudes remembering bitches punching each other 10 years ago
>>154624031Dont most people think about Carlos Condit and Jake Ellenberger at least once a week?
>>154624050three of the people who watched it in my yard are dead
Paul Dano White
Daner Scully
>>154624055the actress?
>>154624058That is illegal
>>154624041when WMMA was all crackheads with 0-0 records it legit was the best sport in the world.
>>154623587the way pantoja got injured really reminds me of Coleman v Shogun 1
>>154624044I said this yesterday
>>154624076prove it
>>154624052that’s heavy. Moment of silence for the fallen
>>154624041What happened to Invicta? Last card was may 2025.
>>154624104was that the one kay hansen took time out of her career to participate in
>>154623150Turki's bottom bitch
invicta mix gender fights. Id find a way to make 115 for one day then move up to be a three division invicta champion before signing with rizin
Just watched Royval vs Van for the first time, one word. Kino.
>>154623139delet this immediately
>>154624044Holy flattie qt
>>154622966Khambacon instinctually moving into the position daddy kadyrov has him in nightly kek
>Turki>Is not even TurkishCan someone heem this fake, in a cage?
>>154624192Real heemsters go to war wherever, whenever.
>>154624204>wherever, whenever.
>>154624205The price of being a real one playa
van is a blue chip prospect
all I care about is Ciryl Gane
>>154624273He is the Chosen One.
>>154624082I said it first :)
>>154624221Damn i guess you a hard man?
Anybody know where I can watch a replay of UFC 328 for free
>>154624293I'm hard all the time, yeah.
Stars and stricks
dricus 48-47
>>154624379Holy fucking shit
>>154623910>>Paki Dagi Dickriding redditard xitter cuckstagram 'jeetxisters what's your cope after xhe lost?
If it wasn't for Jiri's compassion, white men would hold every single UFC title except the manlet award
One thing I learned yesterday is that Sean's wrestling is EXTREMELY underrated. Crazy that he literally never uses
>>154624379Dricus would unironially have ended up heeming khambitch in the 3rd round if he just fucking tried to get up just ONE fucking time in the first and made that lunglet expend a bit of energy.
just how good is driczat du plessev...
Social media right now is fucking hilariousIt's full of brown people saying it was staged and khazmat actually won despite the fact Sean absolutely dog walked khazmat even in the ground game after the 1st round
>>154624435His entire style revolves around antifighting, he is basically elite at everything (except blowjob jitsu but thats a meme) but uses it to flowchart every single fight into a jab off. unironically he is the Mayweather of mma, no matter what style you have he is gonna force you to into accepting walking forward and eating jabs for 5 rounds. you can only break out of his system if you attributemog him like Poatan and DDP did.
these are your average kumshart fans on heem
>>154624440Not very
>>154624456that's a fan made scorecard. on the official scorecards dricus won.
>>154624440DDP's corner really thought Khamzat was going to gas out from taking a nap on top of him, one of the shittiest gameplans ever. it should have been blacksplode, blacksplode, blacksplode until you're both about to pass out from exhaustion and then make a patented DDP car crash happen
>>154623023Reddit is Left-Wing
>>154624473Redaddies own chanpiggies sadly
Dricus has been saying that Strickland is physically stronger than Khamzat but niggas just thought he was being salty.
I love how much hype they drummed into Khamzat when really all you have to do is sprawl on his takedowns and fight the hands. Do this competently and he'll just stand and get tired. Sean used the template from Marty and Gilbert but did it better then won.
>>154624379IMAGINE if dricbeast doesn't slip off that sub in the last 30 seconds. insane
>>154624491Khambum is a 3 round merchant, old man Usman would have turned him into hamburger in the 5th
>>154624379Yeah, I'm thinking the 185 division is ready for another round of Dricdaddy Dickdowns
>>154624501He really is, and I believe he probably would have. That kind of cardio is to be expected of an AIDS patient though I suppose.
Vovdaddy beats the shit out of du piglet and then we never hear from him again
realistically what can DeSean even do in the trilogy fight vs DDP? first fight was razor close but DDP had him downloaded for the rematch and effortlessly beat him at his own sparring style, and permafucked his nose into tissue paper.
Mutilated raped freak.
>>154624525but enough about cumsplat!
>>154624525>mfw
Hes no khabib
Realistically Vovdaddy heems DDPiggy in round 2
>>154624440Oh my fucking god
>>154624525What the fuck
I'm the Swedish poster and I gobble cocksJustin Gaethje
What if gaethje wins
>>154624559>Till was in Izzy's DMs telling him to smash DDP with elbows when he retard rushes with his head>everyone treated it like a joke
>>154624626Holyy fuuuuuck justin the highlight gaethjeee
According to Kevin Nash, UFC is hemorrhaging money
>>154624639Shit man that sucks daaaaaamn thas bad
Killing yourself over Zatdaddy spunking your bets is hilarious
>>154624653>Zatdaddythat's not his name
His name is zatdaddy.
>>154624653What no way
They linked! Chemistry unmatched between tkz and volk
thimbaut filling voids to fill the void iykyk
>>154624667Schaub's booze hound era is unmatched. In complete flow state fuelled by whiskey and adderall
talmbout yk
bit of slap n tickle
the look in a wmma eyes as the guard gets breached
>>154624667Tiger Thiccc, whatever happened there?
>>154624695>>154624688>>154624681>>154624675
shan't
>>154624449The psychic agony will permeate the brazzamind for many moons
This really showed that all the pseuds who don't fight arent in any position to be analyzing or predicting fights.CTEtards who got it right:>Jorge Masvidal>Din Thomas>Brendan Schaub"Analysts" who got it wrong:>literally everyone
strickland did well, but i disagree he did enough to win. that muslim was doing a little better on teh standup as the fight went on imo
Myanmar chads stay winning
>>1546247173 is the only round chimaev worked with his hands and Sean still outstruck him. Sean got the W because he neutralized chimaevs "legendary" wrestlefucking and forced him to trade in a boxing match. Sean didnt even teep
>>154624717Nobody actually thinks Strickpiggy won.
Strickland wins without controversy under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
>>154624736The judges, the fans, the natoin...yeah your soooooooooo right. Dillweed.
Nobody watches that shit I’m afraid
>>154624717????
>le staterinos
>>154624751scoring points on those gay jabs rogan was orgasming about is pretty gay
Crazy that the fluffy fight was a legit tune up for Sean wrestlemogging khamzat
>>154624759Ill take it over volkovs giant faggot ass winning off 50 4 foot long leg kicks
>>154624759>scoring points on punching his opponent in the face is gay
>>154624771many are saying this
Absolutely wild how the """pros""" predictions were exactly opposite and sean dominated khaz in strikes and on the ground and likely will lead to khazmat retiring a broken bitch
>>154624781Ddp freezing in fear of kahmzat really made the dude look way better than he is
>>154624781the muslim just cut too much and lost all his muscle
>>154624787Why is he doing a 50 pound weight cut thats retarded and how does ratfat weigh that much over 185
Ddpiggies……
>>154624787He didn't even make weight...
Tbh after ratfat missed weight people should've been like OOOOOOOOOO
Fuck bros... it's over...
>>154624793wtf is this matchmaking
Imagine if our Zatdaddy had a good weight cut…*gulp* he’s going to move up right and we won’t have to fight him again r-right?
Are your hands meant to look that purple?
The Zat meme? Dead.
>>154624836>Sean recovered before KhazmatAre his hands made of pillows or is Seans face made of steel?
>>154624829Usmeng wins desu
>>154624843Only when you are cold
>>154624843This piggy been dullin’ the pain I fear
>It's okay son, he can't hurt you anymore>Daddy will protect you
>>154624836it doesnt actually hurt to get punched
>>154624843he was gooning the whole fight
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>>154624849yes and the fans do not
Today is Kamaru Usman's 39th birthday.
Sean needs to defend against usmeng and then his storyline is complete
>>154624890From all strickpiglets we wish our Usdaddy a happy BBCirthday!
>>154624897that fight would look like elder abuse
if strickland is a piglet what does that make ratlip
just saying but the 3 little pigs would be a lot shorter a story if losszat was the wolf
that muslimo lost his god damn mind
Maybe khamzat should stop doing camps at “jaxxon podcast” and go back to the Chechen Olympic centre
>>154624917>coof wolf
Truth is khamzat is glad hes out of the spotlight since he just wanted to make money to get away from kaydrov
>>154624781>>154624716Sadly we should always listen to the pros…they were disappointed in Strickpiggy’s performance I’m afraid…
>>154624976I have it Strickland 3 - 2 Chimaev. Chimaev won 1 and maybe 3. 4 was a bit close though.
>>154624976>Swarthy>very clearly upset strickland won>I-I-I was actually cheering for strickland I swear!!!lol do they realize how obvious it is
>>154624976henry is correct, but he's literally a midget so no one cares
>listening to cejudohow low the wonk sinks
>>154623632Yeah we should all be like you
>>154624976Henry, DJ, and DC on commentary
>>154625005that would hamper my cycle of abuse so i rather you did not i ain't made for a 9-5
Where has the BLAXPLOSIVE fighter archetype gone?
>>154624917Because he doesn't eat pork?
>>154625021It was solved... By Sean Strickland...
>>154624990Cejudo and Usman picked Sean initially but both think he lost
>>154625024khamzat 100% eats pork and snorts lines i have seen many a hajji like him before
>>154625035Wrestlers consistently overrate wrestling in fights. DC also thinks Khamzat won.
>Usman beat Strickland>Strickland beat Chimaev>Chimaev beat Usman and Du PlessisI need someone with an advanced degree in MMA math to help me figure out: does Usman beat Du Plessis??
>>154625060Yea i think usman is crafty enough to decision ddp whos pretty sloppy
>>154625041Daddy Khadyrov wouldn't stand for haram behaviour
>>154625021Did you not see Ateba's performance on Saturday?
>>154625060>does Usman beat Du Plessisnoit's not a real fight btw
>>154625072Its real until it isnt
>>154625071Damn, I did not. I forgot about him.
>i kill everybody i terroristLol
>>154625073no i mean it's literally made up by some random twitter fag
>>154625035no non-white men genuinely cheer for strickland, they just say they do to save face
>>154625088trvke besides alex pereira but hes an honorary white american desu
>>154625060>Usman beat Sean Strickland>Leon Edwards beat Usman (twice)>Prates beat Leon>Ian Gary beat PratesHow good is Ian, seriously?
>>154625067kadmeister surely breaks the hadith on the daily too
>>154625107The best.
>>154624976he had tweet saying sean won and now he changed his mind?did usman sit this little midget down and give him the talk?
>>154625107Good enough to stand and bang with a man made out of knives and then make the knife man retreat
OH HES OUT
If they put Kopylov on that designer roid shit he'd be champion. Literally kill bums with 20 hit combos before they can react.
>>154625107not very good
>>154625139They should give that goblin a designer vagina and be done with it
>>154625136Has there been an analysis on why Asians just leave people in distress to their faith?
Be honest, you can't remember anything about Ian Garry vs Belal Muhammad. In fact, you forgot it even happened.
>>154625148Turn your monitor on
>>154625149The guy getting beaten up is a chomo but the bystander effect exists everywhere.
>>154624793No better place than OKC for this fight
>>154625161Typical GOATry masterclass thougheverbeit
>>154625161>>154625181smelal took a round off him kwab
prates has pretty good take down defense when you watch the garry fight. Probably still gets chain wrestled down by islam though
>>154625149Asia has a particularly strong bystander effect because of cultural norms Most Asians avoid conflict that doesn't involve them because they consider doing such rude and disrespectful. This is why there was such a big epidemic with men molesting women on trains in Japan. All their life, Japanese people have been told to look the other way, so when they see a crime like that in front of them, they look the other way
>>154625194GOATry was using throwaway TDs to help him dominate Shartes on the feet. A strategy too high iq for many heemtards to suss out
>>154625194>prates has pretty good take down defense when you watch the garry fight.Garry got Prates down literally any time he made a serious shot You're mistaking shots to keep him busy with shots with the actual intent to take him downAnd this is against a guy who isn't a wrestler by nature Leon Edwards also took Prates down with 0 effort.
Bros I had the wildest dream... Sean Strickland walked out to the ants go marching one by one and then out wrestled Khazmat in the 2nd round to become the new champion... What does this mean?
KWAB
I'm gay
>>154625228there's Bangkok readybut only few are Uzbekistan ready...
First round was a 10-8 for khazmat there is no honor in rigging anymore
>>154625136Fucking kek didnt expect to see Amos getting weemed here
>>154625256No it wasn't
>>154625219Lol cope garry couldn't take him down until the 3rd and that was after wobbling prates with strikes
>>154625116He's a weird little Idubbbz-esque cuck, but he's probably the best fighter in the division.
83% of fagology are picking pereira but all sports books have the fight as a pick em
>>154625228Sports gambling tragically is one of the biggest addictions of men below 40. And its even hard to kick out the habit unlike drugs because theres betting ads everywhere and you don't enjoy sports much anymore when you quit. Though they were kinda silly to use their loans and life savings on Zatdaddy should only gamble 1-2% of your salary
>>154624482chanchuds own redditsissies happily
>>154625307They were probably in debt to the local gangsters. That’s desperation bet
Khamzat is unironically the type of guy to get really fucked up over hearing two guys killed themselves after losing their savings on him
>>154625360Didn't he just call himself a terrorist the other day
>>154625364yeah the terrorist of sean strickland
>>154625161Who? I dont recall that name
my new weed makwan is a giant american hap in which direction is this fucking country going
fearsome mittens on the fella certainly could make the ufc heavyweight top 10
Gane looks like a thumb someone make the shop
>>154624044Izzy's reign was so long and dominant that the UFC had to hire his kryptonite from another sport and skyrocket him to the title with layup matchups. People saying Strickland is higher on the middleweight goat list now are crazy
A lot of people missed the right that rocked Khamzat in round 2. He wasn’t that gassed but more hurt and took till the end of the round to recover
kelvin gastelum? beast of a fighter b
That fight sucked donkey balls quit discussing it
thinking about jai herberts most recent win.
The white house card is honestly the most redit cringe shit to happen in a very long time
clinton lostharris lost
>>154625487and? youll watch, same as you watched wmma headline cars. do something about it
>>154625432pissy's reign was so dogshit and boring UFC brought in a real star to flush him for good
donald trump vs joe biden rap battle
Word on the street is Musumeci will be in attendance for casa blanca card
>>154625432All of a sudden this win is aging very well
>>154625522Always found it funny that his shadow self leaked after KO'ing costa
>>154625522>>154625527Izzy should rematch Cost at 205 and get HEEMED dead to put an EMPHATIC end to his career.
>>154625522Palo was unfocused then, unaware of the true secret juice which is racial hatred. Now he will heem all hussians
>>154625487Idk how to fight card is gonna work like is the whole fight card a closed shop with senators and congressmen watching it? Also since its outside what happens if it rains?
>>154625542apparently it is mostly zogbots attending so probably livelier than the apex but deader than paris
>>154625542It won't rain we can control weather with haarp and shit
daner said (yes yes) that it would be 4k servicemen or something i can't remember where he spewed this though
When is Queen Green getting her custom booty shorts from her pimp Dana?
>UFC White House event to feature Super Bowl level securityDoesn't the Super Bowl have a streaker like every other year?
Petr YanPetr GODnPetr Gane
>>154625631no
>>154624845i think its a combo of factors>sean has great posture which can mitigate alot of damagealot of people would ideally be hunched inwards to be ready to sprawl, but sean showed his grappling defense is superb and he IDGAF'd so moving back and having good posture ideally did alothe clearly has a good chin thoughSean is a boring fighter, but i would argue as boring as mayweather, hes here playing by the book, so much so even his own fucking corner wishes he would throw a fucking right, but hey he left the stylebender looking like an inflated glove with this style
let bean handle it
>>154621562if I needed anymore reason to trust sherBEASTS
>>154625701NEW
>>154623150If I needed anymore proof that brown people are gay
>>154622205Looks cool, I wanna go :)
fights tonight at the apex big stuff coming
Khamzat cut way too much weight that's why he has no energy after the first round
>>154626108source? He made weight b. How did he gas out so much when he was solid at 155 and is double champ at 170
>>154623271w-who? Why was this made?
