Surprise Jags Edition>NewsNFL Network: Chargers add TE Njoku on 1-year deal worth up to $8MRams QB 'didn't really see' pick criticism: 'Couldn’t have asked for a better situation'NFLN: Vikings will host true QB1 competition between Murray, McCarthyAdrian Peterson to be inducted into Vikings' Ring of Honor during 2026 season>Confirmed NFL GamesCowboys @ Giants Week 1 SNFNiners @ Rams in Australia Week 1 TNF
>>154625750>Vikings will host true QB1 competition between Murray, McCarthya true tard-off
My boy Chris Simms went off on the orange chomo war criminal today in defense of the NFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q79NUmGysHI
>>154625750Love my jaggies. Love Tony Khan. Hate WWE. hate the Colts. Simple as.
New England 13 Super Bowl & AFL Championship Game appearances1963, 1985, 1996, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2025
my bearsies :)
my steelies have a white head coach now :)
Anyone coming off the list this year?
>>154625708Mina and most of the advanced metrics crowd took a huge L with Maye's postseason performance. Thank god Drake didn't win MVP
>>154625820yeah nah
>>154625791i believe.
>>154625771I can't wait to add a booster seat to this
cats
>Steelers sign Chris Boswell to an extension>$7 mil per year (now tied with Aubrey for highest paid kicker)>now under contract until 2030I guess we have to wait to see how much is guaranteed, but this seems like a lot. Is he worth it?
New England is a disgrace.
The Chiefs just need more help from the refs
Burrow isn't going to get hurt, right?
2025 MVP voteVote Points (first place voted in parentheses)Top 4 QBsNFC>366 Matthew Stafford (24)AFC >361 Drake Maye (23)>91 Josh Allen >49 Trevor Lawrence
burrow into this bussy (until it gets hurt)
Do you think Minas pussy is excited that her chargies got Njoku
>optimism the Giants can finally be good again>better put you in Sunday Night primetime against the Cowboys to start the season so everyone can talk about how they buckbroke you 40-0 the last time it happened and it destroyed that 2022 team>by the way, Joe Shame is still the GM and the organization chose him over Dexter Lawrenceat least we have the Knicks
Now that we know all female journos are sluts just imagine all the men Mina must be fucking.
>>154625926imagine the cat play with cynthia
>where Colin was right
>>154625917>optimism the Giants can finally be good againWhy lol. They traded away their best player and spent two top ten picks on the 2nd best off-ball LB in the draft and a guard who has never played guard before. Their offense relies on a scrappy but mediocre QB that will definitely injure himself again and their WR2 is still Darius Slayton.
mina isnt like that
>>154625917>at least we have the Knickskek I can't think of anything more delusional than thinking the Thunder (or Spurs) won't BTFO whichever east team makes it to the finals.
>>154625892you forgot bustin got a vote
>>154625848He's a pretty accurate kicker, doesn't really have problems with nerves and can kick in their shitty muddy stadium. He's also old as a fuck and nearing the kicker cliff where one day he's just going to start sucking. Could even be this season, could be 2030, happens to all of them.
>>154625892This really just highlights the decline in qb play. Simply not being shit is enough to put you into the mvp discussion.
Soon.
>>154625820Dem Boys gonna have a moment
>>154626047jumpscare
>>154625820Texans have a good chance
>>154625750>NFL Network: Chargers add TE Njoku on 1-year deal worth up to $8Mfuck yeah. their pass catcher situation is still grim. ladd mcconkey and then... quentin johnson? 35 year old keenan allen maybe? why don't they ever address this?
i have some real dirt on david njoku but i cant share it because i signed an NDAbut he's going to destroy the chargers from the inside out for being fucking retarded
>>154626114the storm
>>154626085They drafted a WR who has Sonic Speed, I'm not to worried about the WR room because we will be running the ball more
>>154626114>post it as an implication?
>>154626067of pure embarrassment
>>154626085they were cursed as soon as they fired Greg Roman. Chargers are an unserious franchise and will be lucky to take 3rd place in the AFC West this season
>>154626114in which animals asshole did he put firecrackers?
you're not a real man if you haven't gotten your girl a car
repeat after me: CONGRATULATIONS SHEDEUR
>>154626238i would fuck and cum inside leannashe looks so obtainable
>[Bills] We have signed OLB Mike Danna to a one-year deal.thots?
>>154626246She would never waste time on a shrimp like you.
>>154626277Hating ass nigga, shut up
>>154626238>hindi face>trashy tattoos>no ass or tittiessurely a rich and famous athlete could do better? their kids will be man-made horrors.
>>154626288She gives great head and isn't afraid to peg him.
>>154625750I picked the Cardinals and I will NOT abandon them. However, I was quite happy supporting the Jacksonville Jags in the playoffs once my Cardinals were off the table. I dont believe in secondary teams but fuck I like the Jags. Deal with it, trannies.
I hope all the chud teams in the south lose their college and NFL teams.
>>154625934Nix puts up stats like that but people say hes shit lol
Rate my schedule release feed.
book it
>>154626367>steelers v ravens at #4who the fuck wants to watch drew allar vs diego pavia?
>>154626311the jags are basedonly team that wasn't too much of a pussy to try to make travis hunter work
>>154626403The preseason is comfy though
>>154626311You are allowed to pick a team from another conference to root for, it's okay
>giving a 35 year old a 4 year extension are they retarded?
>>154626367>Broncos Patriots>Seahawks Patriots>Chiefs SeahawksAll of these will be one sided rapes
>>154626430He's still accurate in November and December home games, I guess that's worth gambling against the clock.
>>154626406Hunter should just play receiver
>>154626473he's a better cornerback than he is receiver
>>154626430he's a kicker
>>154626487and it's "easier" to practice DB than it is WR.
>>154626406>2nd overall on a gimmickalright
>>154626367SeattleBuffaloGreen BayBaltimore BillsRamsBroncosSeahawksBengalsSeahawks
>>154625934>>154626344>top 3 defense>schedulebabbies>league's highest YACYou've been told over and over again why none of why the Broncucks are good has anything to do with Blo Dix retards
>>154626504i too would trade up with the browns and select a skill position guy that was the best player in the country at every level of football he has played to that point and coming off the most decorated college football season of all time and is almost guaranteed to represent team usa at the olympics
>>154626274Who?
Green Bay finna win it all.
>>154626593>Green Bay finna win it a--ACK
Surely this will end well for all involved
JJ McCarthy is going to beat out Kyler Murray for the starting job because Kyler Murray is a little infant baby man
Kyler Murray is going to beat out JJ McCarthy for the starting job because JJ McCarthy is not an NFL-level quarterback
>>154626311I always have 1-2 teams that I'm quietly rooting for come offs.
>>154626274kekPats btfo
>>154626656don't worry we'll still get JJ slopkino once Kyler gets hurt
>>154626524>the defense made nix put up 300 and 4 tuddies on the packersThe nix hate is manufactured
>>154625750Jags are fags and Texans will once again have the best defense in the league back to back years.
>>154626311jags are the tranny team though
You can tell casual retards when they make takes like bo nix sucks because he has muh #1 line that has that statline cause bo has to run for his life on half his drop backs. Watch the games retards
Colts are winning the south bee tee dubs
>>154626179screen shotted this so your Kiwi ass cashes this check later
I am hype to see the Bills this year, I think they are putting together a pretty good squad.
>>154626827he sucks because his ankles are weak. can't build a franchise on that shaky foundation.
>>154626838oooo i dunno jim
>>154626877>they are putting together a pretty good squad
>>154626923yes
>>154626923how the fuck did 76 not kill the ball?
>>154626965Because Allen fumbled the ball and it was live until someone maintained control of it.
>>154626657>>154626420Thank you lads. I feared Id be a plastic>>154626807Wrong. Im tall, have big biceps and a big yet elegant penis and I like the Jags
>>154626923i don't know why people don't dislike josh allen more for basically fucking over the entire afc bracket by eliminating the jaguars then playing like a retard against a team the jaguars nearly hung 40 on a month prior
>>154626993Damn Hans you didn't need to give me a cringe picture of yourself
>>154626716>implying JJ will be healthyHe's played 10/35 games since he was drafted
First female head coach by 2030.
>Herbert not showing up to practice squadBrudda got Pussied whipped by Madison beer lmaooo won't be surprised if Herbert just retires just to go balls deep in Beer and retire somewhere in the Midwest, start a farm and family.
>>154627052I mean just check your moms phone if you ever need more pictures of me
>>154627395yeah he's clearly not himhe should be inseparable with his new OC if he was a serious qb and team leader
>>154625962Lawrence was not their best player.
>>154627453Germans are weakling soccer players
>>154627395Chat is this real?
>>154626827>has to run for his lifeYou don't know ball. Payton calls designed rollouts with easy swing passes because Nix sucks and can't into pocket passing.
Queefs are finished
>>154627755Shoulda wore his guardian cap.
bros, how do i get a fat ass saints gf?
>>154627777Move to the big easy
>>154627777https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCX-a1r1Gzk
>>154627777damn, she cute
>>154627770the helmet condom makes you stronger
>that time patrick mahomes had the flu and broke his own teammate's leg KWAB
>>154627777Move to Louisiana where there are niggers everywhere, what kind of dumb question is that?
I want to be a paypig for a black findom queen.
Saints first game back in the Superdome was rigged btw.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're getting Stefon Diggs
>>154627965>commandersfound the nufan faggot
>>154626840imagine buying bustin shitbert/Chargers stock in 2026 lmfao he's not suddenly turning a corner we know exactly who he is
imagine buying sam darnold/vikings stock in 2025 lmfao he's not suddenly turning a corner we know exactly who he is
>>154627928Based. Fuck the Failcunts
imagine buying Bo Nix/Broncos stock in 2026 lmfao he's not suddenly turning a corner we know exactly who he is
>tfw you can't get a divorce because you will lose everything
Imagine buying this bussy in 2026. Imagine not turning tmsuddenly turning a corner on this bussy
Russ ain't coming back
No more pussy for me. From here on out I only fuck femboy twinks in dey ass.
>>154628472Based
when I think of bussy i start smiling. Not because im a big gay faggot but because it reminds me of the funny and intelligent posters of /nfl/
12 and 13 personal is what’s in vogue, I can say with confidence that the Chargers will have the best offense this year.
rookie rammies on the field today
>>154628666They should've drafted Lemon lmao
release the schedule already
>>154628587Bears TEs are better
I would never draft a QB under 6’2 in the first round
O/U 80 cuck posts in the gamethread
>current year>NFL still wasting prime time slots on the Cowboys
>Eagles vs Cowboys on Thanksgiving HOLIDAY SHITPOST BOWL
>>154628672I wanted them to trade up for Love, didn't really want Lemon. I don't think he complements Puka's skill set.
>>154628714>I would never draft a QB in the first roundFtfy. Build a good roster and then sign a ring-chaser.
Why are American """men""" like this??
kinda surprised the Eagles - Cowboys have only played twice on thanksgiving
>>154628906>Hey babe. How does Mikes cum taste like?
>>154627777be yourself
>>154627777As someone who has been attending 7-8 NFL games per season for over a decade, the Saints have some annoying fucking fans. They aren't mean spirited annoying like Giants or Eagles fans, who are legitimately abrasive and unpleasant. They're more like Cowboys fans. Very loud front runners. For what it's worth I don't begrudge anyone cheering for their team as loud as they want when they buy a ticket. That's your right. Bills fans are actually really nice. Maybe it's the decades of crushing disappointment.
>>154629220I was watching a 2025 tds compilation last night, was this the loudest crowd pop of the year? Definitely top 5.
>>154628561You are a faggot and should be exterminated
>>154627026The Jags choked that game away, I wouldn't put that on the Bills.
>>154629171Anyone who goes to 7-8 NFL games per season is a cuck. Normal people don't go to games obsessively or hold season tickets. You are one of those annoying fans.
>Jags thread Uhh based?
>>154628587>12 and 13 personalyou can only have 11 players on the field, retard
>>154629362kys
>>154628906Vrabel is also an American man though, what are you even trying to say?
>>154629338It's something my dad and I have been doing since I was a teenager. Wouldn't trade it for the world. If that makes me a cuck or a weirdo so be it lol.
>>154629362ball knower
is this accurate?
LOOK AT HIS HEAD
>>154629411Kupp is making it.
>>154629411Yes actually. Whoever made this definitely knows ball. Amon-Ra doesn't get talked about enough imo he's on a crazy pace to start his career. 547 catches through just 5 seasons
my billsies :)
>>154629411Reek being a "lock" and not Evans is insane. I'm not saying either is a lock but Evans has a way better case. I guess it's also implying D Hop is above Evans which is just wrong.
>>154629493Tyreek Hill is a 6x All Pro and was one of the most uncoverable WRs in the NFL between 2018-23 what are you talking about? Mike Evans is good but he's more a longevity/volume stats guy than a high peak guy. People who watched a lot of Bucs games over the years know he struggled with drops at times too
>>154629411>no smiffshit list
>>154629493evans highest season totals were 4th place in 2016 and 2018he's good, but not elite
>>154629520>>154629547Who was throwing to them? It isn't the Hall of Stats. That "volume" has a lot of context pointing to Evans' greatness.
who will win?
>>154629551>Who was throwing to themdoesn't matter otherwise they'd put QB-WR duos in the Hall together instead of separately
moments before disaster
>>154629379Your dad is a cuck too because a real man would have stopped watching football when they began kneeling
Kelce is fat and washed
>>154629551Nobody is saying he hasn't been a good-great player most of his career he just wasn't an uncoverable superstar like prime Tyreek Hill was>Who was throwing to them Look at the numbers Hill put up 2022 and 2023 with fucking pooa at QB. He was in MVP talks during that 23 season because he was so dominant
>>154629585you are fat and unwashed
>>154629411Terry my king... I can't believe this will be our last season together. Please don't leavealso>McLaurinWhitest Irishman
>>154629598I am only one of those
>>154629555Unless McCarthy seriously gets better this offseason it's obviously Kyler.
>>154629585he is not fat you retard
>>154629555If Kyler loses the battle, his career is unironically over. McSharty is the worst QB in the league. I unironically believe that Richardson would win a QB battle over him. If Kyler can't, he's irrevocably cooked
>>154629618He is big and sloppy
>>154629618Visible fat rolls
This remains one of the funniest images in 20s NFL history
Travis has not worked out once this year
>>154629662>he's still expecting a raise from the Cardinals when they just drafted Beck keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking nigger learn your place
>>154629411>Davante>Locklmao what green gay homer made this
>>154629619>unironically believe that Richardson would win a QB battle over him.You're being emotional
>>154629688Richardson was never as bad as JJ
You can hear Travis breathing when he walks
>>154629665hunter or kelce?
>>154629220lel
>>154629706Kelce
>don't commit to my school? I'll fuck your mom then
>>154629698If you gave Richardson the perfect opportunity to throw a wide open ball on his favorite throw he would still miss it 70% of the time
>>154629220Pat Mahomes really earned that KWABOTY in 2025
is he right?
>>154629770Bo is no go
>>154629347I have this weird feeling that the Jags are going to be a 11-6 wildcard team this year but overall better and more dangerous than last year.
>>154629770He's saying that because now Payton got play calling responsibilities stripping from him and that was their biggest flaw last season. They have every single piece that they need but the play calling was just atrocious
>Another year of the Jags not getting a Thanksgiving gameFuck.
>>154629736YesAnd JJ is worse
>>154629719>commit to my school? I'll fuck your mom anyway
Wtf this isn’t a Chiefs thread
>>154629468make the case for me. His numbers were only really great during his triple crown season.
>>154629943>Battle of Mid
>>154629943reddit bowl
>>154627395>won't be surprised if Herbert just retires just to go balls deep in Beer and retire somewhere in the Midwest, start a farm and familyShe’s with him because he’s the star QB of the Chargers, if he did that she would immediately drop him. Relationships with hot starlets are conditional upon you being high status yourself
>>154629943>This is the super bowl we can all get behind!
>>154629943>watching football on amazonNuFL
>>154629977>>154630093Remember when people were hyping up these two teams all year and then both got KWABBED in the playoffs?
>>154630116yes, I remember the year the lions were the one seed and then he GOOFed all over himself
>>154630116They do that every season. We’ve been sure to get the ghetto bowl Ravens v Lions and reddit bowl Bills v Lions for like five years in a row now
>>154630132wasnt his fault
>>154630132Still makes me laugh
Bills Burrs owl
>BillsNever ever in any timeline
>ok Goff, the season is on the line and we're up against a team nobody believes in. Just don't turn the ball over 4+ timesSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>154630192Brutal heroball
>>154629985
>>154630209I am going to kill you
>tfw about to watch Lebron's last gamewhat is the NFL equivalent of this
>>154630205MANY such cases
>>154626238>most professional athletes go broke in a few years of retirementInconceivable
>>154630223This is a Jordan genny Lebroncel, nobody cares about that carried shitter
>let me turn this incompletion into a 10+ yard sackUnironically the reason the Bills will never make an Owl with Allen. He's cooked. The heroballing is too deep in his DNA. Only a full reset like going to another team can change that
>>154630216
What did they mean by this?
Love sourdough. Simple as
>>154626238You know things are bad with dating when NFL players can't score better than this. She is some kind of mixed race brown, trashy tats, and flat ass.
>>154630287This is 49ers stolen valor
>Fox: "how do we advertise our Thanksgiving game">"How about the two black QBs fighting over poultry"
>>154630226I miss old texans red alt uniforms because this is an eye sore
we need a Cowboys vs Redskins game
Where can I see a list of announced NFL games
>>154630349Black cooking is respectable but when it comes to poultry they overcook the shit out of it. There's this pervasive idea in the black community that if there's visible juice in chicken it isn't done. Maybe it's a poor person thing because my grandma was the same way.
>>154630204Wow these lions uniforms are dogshit as well. NFL keeps dropping Ls with every new uniform. They can't do anything right. They bring back throwbacks more and more and everything new they try is just awful. It's almost like whatever they used to do was great and everything new is shit.
>>154630374>4chan.org/sp/
>>154630349Wtf, the Eagles still havent moved on from Hurts?
>>154630349
>Chargers TE Charlie Kolar: "There's something so beautiful about you're up by 6 points, it's 3rd and 3...you get a 1st down, the game's over...you know you're running it. They know you're running it. Your wife knows you're running it. THEIR wife knows you're running it. You still run it"is he right?
>>154630349Making jokes about eating is all these football players joke about... when these braindead meatheads are not smashing eachother and groping their eachother from behind, they are eating. It's their only personality.
What did the Cardinals do to deserve this schedule?
>>154630463Cardinals are the designated jobber team of the NFL. Their whole purpose is to be the NPC team that the league's stars beat up on
>>154630463Any team that comes out of this with nine wins would be considered Superbowl readyThere is no shame in them going 0-17 this year
>playan madden 15 and doing a rebuild of the 49ers>tanked my ass off and got the 2nd overall pick (jets went 1-15, I went 2-14)>need a QB>stuck between a QB from USC named Greg Hughes and a QB from FSU named Ben Dawson (who I assume is related to Len Dawson?)>Hughes has an A rating, 90THP, 82 SPD and 79 THA with all his accuracy ratings above 74>Dawson is also an A with 93 THP, 77 SPD and 76 THA with all his accuracy ratings above 72Help! who do I pick!?
>>154630489I'm in Phoenix about a month out of the year every year and have never met a Cardinals fan
>>15463046317 wins minimum
>>154630489they're the oldest team in the nfl but feel like a timeless expansion team
>>154630551It's because of the Pottsville Curse. If they return the trophy this all gets fixed.
>>154630551They're tied with the Texans for playoff wins, and the Texans are the youngest playoff team
Cardinals were supposed to beat the Steelers and it'd have had a ripple effect of such proportions that society today would be near Utopian and unrecognizable.So they made the call
How many more seasons do Sherbert supporters get to blame his supporting cast/coaching for his shortcomings? Is this the last one or do we get the "first season in McDaniel's system, wait 'til you see him NEXT year" cope?
>still 4 months or more from handshake kinooff season is gay
>>154630489No dumbass, it used to be that you only cheered for your local team because that's all you got on TV. You were a cardinal fan because you were from Arizona or New Mexico or some shit. You zoomers don't understand that homerism is tradition and you can't just hop around willy nilly to whatever makes you feel good.
What did Ben Johnson say to Squirrel White that made him retire so quickly?
>>154630504I'd have to see measurables but just based off that I'd go Hughes. Unless Ben is a big boy and like 6'5 230 with those stats
beck is looking good at camp, possibly even elite
>>154630660I became a fan of the sports team local to the area I became a fan of sports.This was not where I was born or raised, and those teams would not be local to me now.
>>154630637Mina says he's good, that's enough for me.
>>154630504I'm not drafting a USC QB, I'm just not.
>>154630732But it used to be throughout the history of the NFL people stayed in the same state or area where they grew up
>>154630504Kys
>>154630727>literally has the ability to slow down and aim more accurately my God.... who can possibly stop him??
>>154630734What's wrong with USC QB?
>>154630639why does he have a handler touching his back?
>>154630240Heroball QBs can and have won owls
>>154630240It's 3rd down, throwing it away does nothing. He just fucked up his kicker's kick range but still worth it to try to make a play for a first.
>>154630240the reason they won't win an owl is that fucking retard GM Brandon Beane who can't draft worth a shit
The browns bet the farm on Deshawn Watson lmao
>>154630734Dude, a USC QB just won the superb owl
>>154630921It's hilarious because so much gets made of the cap being "fake" for smart GMs and all of these contracts being shorter in reality than on paper. The examples that get brought up are Russ in Denver or even Tua in Miami but the astronomic, irrevocable, draft and financial capital permanently invested in prostate massage boy means the Browns have no choice but to at least give him the inside lane at starting this season.
>>154630971He was a backseat rider
>>154630971The Seattle defense won the Super Bowl
Watson was given that fully guaranteed contract because the league knew he would self immolate and then they could use it as a precedent to never give a fully guaranteed contract like that again
New Mina pic!!!!recognize the fit? real mina heads do. IF you are a real minahead post the old pic of her in this outfit
>>154630850Good thing he only ever does that on 3rd down from within FG range, right?
>>154631025Not him but the offense had to carry in the NFCCG since the defense couldn't get pressure on the Rams, he only needed to avoid mistakes in the owl but they wouldn't have been there without him.
>>154631030They aren't that smart.
>>154631066They're extremely smart
>>154629952>>154629977>>154630093>>154630116>>154630132>>154630145>>154630154>>154630192>>154630204>>154630240I know you broccoli haired mutts on this board hate proper QB play from a white man without the need of refball, but two of the best QBs going up against each others healthy defense early in the season will be absolute kino.
>>154631133>proper QB play
>What is the BHC?
>>154631086Extremely cheap*. Guaranteed vs. traditional contracts would actually make the free agent market a lot more interesting and competitive. "We'll give you ~5 million less per year but it's fully guaranteed". None of the owners actually want that though outside of the very desperate.
>>154631148You’ve posted the same webms constantly and it means nothing. You’ve already lost>Goof is an oline baby>Goof is a Johnson babyfrom this past year where Goff was once again a top 5 qb statistically despite the 31st oline and DC taking over playcalling mid season. If Wions go all the way what will you have left?
Goof will never be elite or better than StaffordGoof will always be a joke 3
thinkin bout dem boyz
>>154630416They'll only move on when the brotherly bootyblast gets banned
>>154631269I'm sure you are gay faggot
>>154631049>>154631164gq shoot for all you mina amateurs
>>154631255>statistically
>>154631255>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If
>>154628906KEKBOY
I will remind her
>>154631133>without refballhe is the beneficiary of pic related
/nfl/ be having another Goff induced melty, meanwhile he casually >leads another top 5 offense>continues making one of the most historically unsuccessful franchises a contender and the exciting watch>bangs his hot wifeOh did I mention>makes deformed mutt autists absolutely assblasted
>>154628561
>here's your week 1 schedule bro
>>154631520grim grimsby
>>154625750How are you coping with the fact that New England is about to pair Diggs and AJ Brown together with Drake Maye
>>154631520Get ready to eat dick Kansas city
>>154631520>S tierSF vs LA, GB vs NE> A tierCHI vs SEA(would be S if it weren't on a Wednesday), LAC vs BAL, CIN vs HOU, DET vs CAR, PIT vs JAC>B tierKC vs DEN, DAL vs NYG, BUF vs LV>C tierNO vs TB, IND vs MIN>D tierNYJ vs MIA, ATL vs WAS, PHI vs ARI>F tierCLE vs TEN
Everyone's butts about to get RAMed
SP, when was the last time you got a hug?
>>154631632>PIT vs JACHistorically, there's like a 75% chance this is a banger.
>>154631632>F tierbe nice to Cam Ward and reigning Pro Bowl legend Shitteur Sanders
its a new year
>>154631709Like a casual friend one? Or a long let's enjoy the moment one?
>>154631520SeahawksRamsTitansSaintsJagsFalconsJets lmaoPanthersBengalsClotsMY bronkiesRaidersPackersNiggles HOL UP
No one is stopping mahomes. His weapons are gonna win him 10 games alone.
>>154631520I'm happy with the Falcons. We've played every year for like 8 years now and IIRC we alternate wins and losses
>>154629686
>>154631925>>154631956Heh
so the bears are opening the season at seattle?
>>154632177I think the chargers might open the season again with seattle
open this bussy
>>154632083his Jedi mind meld with Rodgers was cool to watch. I almost wanted them to win one together but Packers fans+players are just too arrogant to ever root for
>>154632177I'd put 5 on it
>Raiders 5.5I took the over btw.
>>154631452He is also an incel neet
>chiefies think theyre doing anything with all world wrs worthy rice and elderly man kelceLol lets also not forget the rebuilt knee mahomes theyre done
yaim thinking 17-0
>>154632310>still projecting Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek must suck being mindbroken by the Ball Knower™
>>154632498
>>15463253314-3 minimum
>>154632498only losses here are literally the Seahawks, Bills, Bengals and maybe Rams
>>154632552
Choose:>The winner of a tie game is now determined by whomever had more yards of offense>The winner of a tie game is now determined by whomever had more first downs
>>154632551I honestly don't see the current roster even beating the Patriots. Splitting with the Raiders feels right, probably Cardinals too. They should beat the Colts
>>154631520>QBs going against McDonalds defense for the first timeOh boy this could get emBurrassing!
>>154632645>They should beat the ColtsDanny will throw 4 tds on them
>>154631709Earlier today at work, my black friend hugged me and said he wished my hair was longer so he could curl it around his finger, I told him I've got plenty of long hair he can curl but I just can't show it in front of everyone. It was hilarious, he started laughing so hard he fell over.
>>154631780>naive nice guy dating a bpd jewish ecelebwhat could go wrong????
>>154628164Doesn't rely on YAC and defense unlike Blo Dix but you do you.
>>154632638Choose:>arbitrary stat favoring offense>different stat favoring offenseGo to bed, Roger.
>doesn't rely on YAC and defense Lmfao sure thing lil bro
>>154630727He's like kyler but not a midget so whatever difference in height they have will be the proportionate wins more he'll have over him
>>154632674You can run, but you can't hide, McDonald!
>>154626642the only thing 9 is beating anyone out for is the first spot in the unemployment line
>>154632879You ok? That's 4-5 times Herbie's got you sobbing this week alone
>>154632638It should be least number of punts
>say something stupid >get proven wrong>ARE YOU OK??!? YOU ERMMM ARE LIKE OBSESSED O AGLO!!!why are charger spics like this?
>>154631520>NetflixWhy are (((they))) like this?
Blo "YAC" Pix when he has to face the NFC West instead of the NFC East will be something when he regresses to his mean and actually has to play 3 good defenses instead of just 1
>>154631520>8 games in the early windowOcotbox chads, we are soooo back
The league is not ready for Delane IslandSpeficically great in zone coverage so the YAC merchant will be running for his life again
>>154633092YKB
>>154631520>eagles vs cardinalsif the eagles don't completely dominate this then the season is over
>>154632638I want ties to remain because its a platform to laugh at soccer
>>154632638yards is better. first downs would only encourage dink and dunk offenses.
>>154629940>make the case for me. His numbers were only really great during his triple crown season.>triple crown season>2 rings>great white hope
>>154632943I think he'll find a job somewhere
our /queen/
how the FUCK is caleb so fast?
>>154633244Shalom Dov
>>154633244>data via next-gen stats
>>154633283they literally have sensors on the players
>>154633201UH OH STINKY
>>154633311
>>154633047Bo Nix - 2025 Season in ReviewMiddle C tier, in the QB 20-24 range.Nix left a lot to be desired when it comes to his overall accuracy and ability to throw with anticipation, thus far he has proven to be a low ceiling, high floor quarterback on tape, C-.his 2025 season say an ANY/A (the stat most correlated with wins for a quarterback) of just 6.02, good for 21st in the league, and below the league average of 6.04.Accuracy is a big concern for Nix after year two (65.3% On-Target).His on-target throwing hitting just 33.3% on-target deep. Some of this stems from his footwork and how it can get panicky at times when sensing pressure, but the tape is full of easy misses at all levels despite no pressure. This inaccuracy led to the 3rd worst poor play rate (9.51% ) and 3rd worst negative play % (24.04%).He also struggles with anticipatory throws, with the majority of the Broncos offense coming off concepts that don't require it. When there was opportunities to attack defenses with anticipation he often threw late, creating dangerous throws and smaller windows....
>>154633330cringe
>>154633350Get a blogBlo Dix sucks though
>/nfl/ wants me to believe that al-shaair is evil then explain this
>>154633350A side effect of this is the pure amount of passing attempts thrown behind the line of scrimmage, or before the sticks (under 9 yards of air), as Nix leads the league in behind the line of scrimmage throwing attempts over the last two years (253), and was second in short level attempts in 2025. (288) Naturally, both his YPA (yards per attempt) and ADOT (average depth of target) suffer here. Nix finished 23rd of qualified quarterbacks (quarterbacks to hit 50% of 755 drop backs) for YPA with 6.4 and 18th in ADOT with 8.0. (He finished 20th and 14th, respectively in 2024 in those categories.) While Nix did attempt the fifth most deep balls in the 2025 season, he struggled with accuracy on them, especially on throws that required more anticipation as opposed to straight one-on-one Nine/Go routes.His footwork under pressure while in the pocket needs to be addressed, which in part will help his overall accuracy. My main concern in all this is that he's had 34 starts (36 including playoffs) in his NFL career and it's still a prevalent issueNix also struggles with play recognition and processing both pre and post snap, relying on a heavy amount of first read/designed target throws. This leads to a positive play rate that is last among graded quarterbacks in 2025 (16.91%), as throw difficulty and accuracy is reduced vastly in systems such as the one the Broncos are currently running. His average to below average ability to read defenses or adjust to a defense pre-snap really hurts his overall ceiling in the NFL.
>>154633350>>154633385inb4 kiwi melty
>>154633350>>154633385Basically this is all the criticisms I've had of him since his draft year, it's all been true. Blo Dix defenders in shambles.
Mina Kimes was raped by Geno Smith in the sweltering hot summer of '92
why would i have a melty? analytics nerds are subhuman and have been getting repeatedly laughed at by tape Chads for years
>>154633413geno was one (1) year old in summer 92
>>154633330Wtf is this real?
>>154633453what a sick fuck he was
>>154633383Real ball knowers have been saying this for years
>>154633433>2nd easiest SOS>carried by elite O-Line, defense, targets known for YAC>about to get raped by Delane twice in one yearNo one's afraid of your man crush. And when you hype up Carson Beck after playing shitters only to get destroyed by the other 3 NFC West defenses we'll be laughing at your cope even more.
>>154633350I'm an oregon fan so I like bothHerbert is genuinely a top 3 quarterback, probably top 1 as pure passer. He is so good it's crazyNix is a league average starter in the right situation. He lucked out, otherwise I don't see a big difference between him and Daniel Jones or Sam Darnold
>>1546334131992 was an unusually cool summer FYI
;_;
>>154633572mutthomes only won 1 game as a rookie so all Carson Beck has to do is win 2 games and he'll be on pace to win more games in his NFL career :)
>>154633695Being a cop would really suck. I'm glad I washed out of the interview process. Imagine tard wrangling the absolute worst of humanity all day every day and constantly worrying they might try to kill you
>Gets RAPED and cries about it like a faggot in your're are path
>>154633736That's an incredibly low bar to justify your homosexuality but OK you do you
>>154633383Aziz is based, loved him on the niners. I appreciate his jihad on QBs who leave the pocket and think they're untouchable, as futile as it may be
>>154625803Coach pri—-, I mean coach cracker.
>>154633907>this player is good i enjoy watching him play football >ERMMMM ACKSHUALLY THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO HAVE GAY HOMOSEXUAL SEX WITH HIM!!the mutt projects his own degeneracy
Women will date a “bad boy” they know is garbage and they can’t justify why they’re with him, but they can’t help but be enamored with him. Justin Herbert has the same effect on clueless football fans and it’s even more embarrassing.
>>154633996Unlike Joe Flacco when he was drafted by the Ravens 18 years ago, Carson Beck's immobile ass will be inheriting a bottom 3 offensive line and will play 3 of the Top 10 defenses in the NFL twice this year. You'll cope by posting his sneak TD vs Ohio State or Ole Miss as if he won the Natty but that's college and not the NFL, you don't know ball at all so sit down faggot. Have lots of fun when he beats the Jets or Saints (might not even win either of those kek), everyone's here to mock you when the inevitable happens and Beck is yet another has been that peaked in college.
>>154634059At least he's not an overhyped YAC/schedule/defense merchant that fags pretend is good.
Reminder all of Beck's sneak TDs are because Miami ran on an offensive line that would make Jerry Jones blush and the Kiwihomo is coping because everyone knows the Tardinals can't build an offensive line if their lives depended on it kek
>>154634059Herbert fans are women? makes sense
>>154634086>>154634137
>>154634149I accept your concession
>herbert has the #1 arm Someone bring up the patriots game again
>>154634138That would be Blo Dix fans, because none of them know ball
>>154634196All broncos fans are indians, which explains they don't know ball
>>154634182*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>ctrl+fThe QB7 for the Broncos before Elway died today you know
>>154630780Ryback
>>154634657Is that ryback?!
>>154635080I hope someone comes and rapes you on live TV and a couple am radio stations
I hate lebron so goddamn much
>>154635291Racist chud
>>154635291>bootyblasted over a 41 year old relicISHYGDDT
>>154635307I never wanted that faggot choker on my lakers and miss kobe every day, seriously, fuck LeBum, and fuck the rams for trying to latch on
>>154635329are you a raiders fan? that's even more embarrassing desu
>>154635043>Rybitch's pass rush
>>154633350>>154633385People forget that around the time of the Giants game when they were getting flattened Bronco bitches were widely calling for him to be permanently benched and had finally had enough. He ranged from terrible to mediocre and was not capable of clearly outclassing either Mariota or Oladokun in the games against the Commies and Chiefs. He struggled against every level of opposition. He had a decent season overall because the AFC was weak, and the playoff game against the Bills was the best of his career, but some of the expectations I see going into this season that he’s going to be super relevant are from people who just don’t know ball and think every season follows linearly upon the last one. The Broncos and Nix have almost certainly peaked and I expect to see him as a backup somewhere within five years. Maybe even the Chiefs
>>154632638whomstsoever*
>>154632551Boring and cringe
>>154632621The Seahawks aren’t finna do nothin goofy, their Cinderella season is over and their super bowl MVP is literally on the Chiefs. Foolish ass
>>154631580Another week 1 super bowl for another poverty franchise incoming
I am ready
>>154632498A lot depends on when Mahomes comes back but it’s hard to envision losing more than 4 games
>>154633188I appreciate your honesty, but I don't think being the great white hope is enough to make it to Canton.
>>154635684Fucking kek not everyone is a cazzie who freaks out over 3 bad quarters of football. Broncos were 4-2 at the time and would've survived a loss to the gnats but then Bo went sicko mode and the rest is history. He's not a perfect QB nobody is but he plays hard and the addition of Jaylen Waddle should give him a more consistent deep threat
>>154632638Field goal shoot-out. Start at 20yds and move back 5yds until someone misses (except both miss then redo until a winner is found). You WILL let a great match be decided by a minigame!
>>154635784It was less about him going “sicko mode” than the Giants defense collapsing due to abysmal coaching and failing to do even the minimum to help close out Dart and Skat’s superior game. Mara was literally going to fire Daboll as soon as the game was over, according to reports, but was prevailed upon to wait a little longer. Nothing to do with Bo being some kind of Giant slayerWhat actually happened was he was incapable of moving the ball for most of the game against a completely incompetently run defense. And it’s not like this was the only game I mentioned, he routinely underperformed and failed to do what elite QBs do and level up on shit teams, instead getting into shitfling slugfests with teams like the Mariota Commies, Raiders, and Oladokun Chiefs. It’s just who he is. He’s replacement level starting QB who may not lose you games by himself but isn’t a franchise guy or long term answer. This will be perfectly clear after the next couple of years, the Broncos will trade for / draft someone else and he’ll either become a backup or the next Case Keenum and bounce around to desperate teams just looking for a steady hand
>>154635784>he plays HARD
>>154635853kek im not reading all of that. you're mindbroken by a QB who has won 25 games in his first 2 seasons because you don't like his stats. It's embarrassing >>154635864Yes he does. I'd take a QB who plays hard every game than a streaky faggot like bustin shitbert
>>154635899Your years-long humiliation ritual is about to commence, I fear. I would start mentally preparing your fat farty bussy.
>>154635929Okay and when the Bo Nix has a good season and the Broncos make the playoffs again what will your cope be? That he's carried by his O line and defence? You better prepare some new material you're gonna need it
>>154635899Without his offensive line, without being carried by defense, and without being carried by his high YAC targets, Blo Dix is mid at best. And that's being kind considering how dogshit he was at Auburn and outclassed by Penix at Oregon.>>154636037Those are all great arguments that you've used against Stafford in the past. Go choke on a fish sandwich the next time your fat ass eats McShit at 4AM
>>154635899
>>154636149keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek you really are obsessed. There's literally nothing wrong with getting maccas at 4am anyway. Food is good if you're working out you're not gonna get fat>>154636182>muh 1 game sampleOkay now compare Bo Nix throwing 3 tuddies (would've been 4 but it was dropped) in the playoffs to bustin shitbert scoring 3 points against the Pats
>>154634086the saints could make the playoffs pal don't lump them in with the jets, carson kek isnt beating them
Let's not forget the love affair the Kiwi had for "Stiddy" only for him to play like shit the whole game against his former team
>>154636198>26/46wow such accuracy now show the yac
>>154636203https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/stiddy/country/NZ/Holy shit what a fucking faggot
>>154636212Yea that's what happens when 2 of your top 3 WRs go out with injury dumbass. Troy Franklin and Pat Bryant both didn't play after the 1st quarter. Funny how bustin shitbert fans make excuses for his losses because "muh injuries" yet Nix loses 2 WRs in that game and still balls out throwing 3 TDs (this 4th was dropped) and winning in OT. bustin shitbert could never accomplish this kek>statty fags can't comprehend dropped TDs when it's Bo Nixfunny that
>QB1 Mason Rudolph
just woke up from a weird ass dream>Steelers and Bengals playing on primetime>for some reason Cris Collinsworth is the coach of cinci and tomlin is coaching Pittsburgh>cinci is leading 34-28 with burrow>steelers have alex smith for some reason throwing to a receiver only called Jackson>Jackson catches a TD but the Steelers miss the XP>OT >burrow gets the ball and drives downfield and scores>steeelers answer right back with a TD to someone named Akion? (ack-ee-on)>burrow goes downfield again and hits Jason Witten >Steelers again answer back and Smith hits someone named bosco>wake up before the game ends
>>154636277>oh, hey Mason*bonk*>next time don't say a racism
How do the Eagles always get the easy draw? It's not fair that the NFL keeps doing this to the rest of the division
>>154636347they have an easy draw because their division was shit last year. SOS is entirely based on 2025 records it doesn't account for anything else like the gnats getting Harbaugh or the commies having a presumably healthy Jayden Daniels
>>154636347Have to play Dallas/NY/WAS every year Very obviously offsets the first place schedule
>>154636283>bosco
>anyway got my ring so eat my asshole keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek statford muttshit on cuckicide watch Whoa... I can't believe Darnold literally said this but he definitely did
>>154636524even cringier that you typed it out
kiwi if you have it, can you post the webm of cousins teaching thielen how to run routes from years ago? i cant find it in the archive and it always makes me kek
>>154636578He only has ai slop and soijaks
>>154636595thanks fren.>when he's about to sit back down then does one more
>>154636578I would've posted >>154636595but I'm happy he did. I'm not just a AI sloposter I generally hunt the archive for funny shit
Blessed
>>154636619Is this a sneak peek at Tua's time with the Falcons?
>>154636643na homie that's Diddy blud with his ""athleticism""
'cos finna get throttled by the choofs
>>154634353Herbie hits that pass 100% of the time between September through DecemberUnfortunately, he's a mental bitch and misses it in January
>>154636283>>for some reason Cris Collinsworth is the coach of cinci and tomlin is coaching Pittsburghkinoo>>154636309how do any of these niggers have such a chip on their shoulder when they've been propped up and helped along to wealth and fame by whites their entire lives?
really makes you think
>>154636880>n*****stimmy is angry this morning
>>154636595Boy that pisses me off. Shit tier QB who probably left 500 yards on the field for Thielen yet telling HIM how do to his job?
>>154636892>Shit tier QBball unknower
RIP
i miss him, bros ;_;
Why would he quit? It's not like they cut him for lack of production, he just got to the NFL and decided he's done
>>154637020realized the NFL isn't for them. tons of players who get to training camp realize that they aren't good enough compared to the competition and/or they just don't have it in them to dedicate everything to football. a lot of these guys breezed through high school and college, but that doesn't work in the NFL
>>154637020Caleb cornered him in the locker room and said, "so they call you squirrel, that mean you like nuts in your mouth?" And dude did a 360 and walked right out of the building.
Queefie punishment is starting early this year
>>154636840fields finna turn the ball over 4 times
>>154637038HOWEVER
>>154637020Ring chasing with the Hamilton Tiger-cats
>>154633695Buy an ad
>>154637257why did he do it
>>154637274I've got nothing for you
can we just skip summer and go to football season
Andy Reid is becoming a liability, he just doesn't have it anymore.
It’s cute that Denver says location tbd when we all know it will be in KC for the Swifties
>>154635348kek
What if the Chargers got better, but Herbert got worse because he’s distracted
>>154637494The NFL is scheduling like Mahomes won't be back until October. Otherwise Pats/Chiefs or Seahawks/Chiefs would be week 1
>>154637586Mahomes is ahead of schedule
>>154637594Literally irrelevant. The NFL is playing it safe and saving KC's hard games until October
>>154637603He will be though
Mahomes will be the Week 1 starter...for 25 minutes until the Broncos pass rush injures him again
>>154637601This is based on the previous season's record, and therefore bullshit and useless.
>P. Manning signing with Denver
>>154637673I know
>>154637632The Broncos defense is going to regress this year, fwiw
>>154637594>People actually believe this
>https://www.nfl.com/news/top-10-most-complete-nfl-rosters-for-2026-seasonNFL dot com's ranking of the top 10 "most complete rosters" in the league:>1. Rams>2. Seahawks>3. Eagles>4. Ravens>5. Bills>6. Lions>7. Broncos>8. Niners>9. Texans>10. Pats
>>154637739Bills have had a pretty good offseason, of course we wob't know until they play the games but I am optimistic that they will be much better than last year.
>>154637859>Bills have had a pretty good offseasonwhere WR1?
queen
>>154637878offense wasn't really their problem they average 30 pts a game, it was the defense that was basically a turnstyle.
>>154637494>bustin fields vs staleham on primetimewhat the FUCK were they thinking?
kek Steelers have reversed and they are cutting Aaron Rodgers
>>154637878
>>154637973They ready
>>154637977Where are you seeing that?
>>154637859Skyler Bell has looked like total ass at rookie minicamp.
>>154638014
>>154638168>>154637977WTF
new in a few>>154638182>>154638182
>>154638168chat is this real?
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
>>154637274for clout
>>154637739>BroncosThey have no QB just a YACbabby
