>literally who The team
2-7-1
>>154627265Good luck trying to get past Adeyemi and Stiller
>>154627265Why are germs so ugly?
>>154627265Is this thread a joke, or is this unironically Germany's best lineup atm?
>>154627265hehe>>154628843I’m very attractive thooo>>154628960yup, this is our best team it’s so fucking over and we are also so fucking back who knows
>>154628960Adeyemi won't even get nominated. I think we'll likely end up playing with Baumann in goal, Tah and Schlotterbeck as centerbacks, Kimmich and Raum as fullbacks, Pavlovic and Stach (okay, unlikely, but it would probably be the best solution) as defensive midfielders, Musiala, Wirtz, and Havertz as the offensive trio behind Woltemade. Undav would be the first "actual" striker to get subbed in. I hope Karl gets nominated ...Not great, but not as terrible as normies think either. The problem lies in Nagelsmann's garbage coaching. And he's dumb enough to field Sané and Goretzka for no reason whatsoever>>154627943All teams except France and maybe Spain are literal whos for the most part. Even Brazil has lost 90% of its star power. You probably think England have the most insane team ever because you watch the Premier League? I agree their team is better than ours on paper, but not as clearly as you probably think. And historically, >we did pretty well with mediocre teams. No one rates Germans individually anyway, anyone will name 20 legendary Italians but struggle to name 10 iconic German players. And no, I am not complaining, because football is a team sportThat being said, >we WILL be shit again. Thanks in advance, Nagelsmann
>der funffache
>>154627265>Only three germansfootball is over>>154629094>we did pretty well with mediocre teamswhen? in 2002? That year was a complete asterisk and a rigged tournament (nephews cry about 2022 but I can't imagine the uproar if what Korea did there happened with social media).And you always had good teams when you did good, 2006 was solid and 2014 was stacked. You are no England with a team full of names that managed nothing
>>1546291342006 was mediocre as fuck, not even close to semifinal material. 2008 was quite shoddy as well, though it was a better team than, say, Turkey of course. We could argue a lot about the distant past as well, but I think that is moot for various reasons and our teams have a bit of a bad reputation for no reason>>154629125"Fünffach" is "fivefold"Our equivalent to O HEXA would be "DER FÜNFTE", the fifth one
>>154627265give me one reason why this wouldn't work
>>154630813>Gnabry sitting in his wheelchair.
>>154630813Gnabry is injured, unfortunately. That means Nagelsmann will definitely nominate Sané, the perfect illustration of the DFB's downfall. He may even be retarded enough to actually field him. Chances are he'll let Havertz play. Maybe he'll be daring enough to field Undav instead of Woltemade? Regarding our wingers, I hope Karl gets nominated at least. Not that we can expect a lot from him, but he's better than Sané alreadyThe rest of the formation is as good as we can hope for, although I think the defensive midfield might be a bit shaky? Pavlovic and Stiller are somewhat similar in my opinion, neither of them are that great defensively. But well, we don't have that much to choose from, can't ask for a great box-to-box midfielder who is a ball magnet and wins every duel. Many fans think Stach is the closest we have to get some more stability on that position, but Nagelsmann has been shitting on him and will use any reason to field his buddy Goretzka
>>154630967>UndavHow has he been doing? RUSG got him for free from Germany's 3rd or 4th tier. Did well in Belgium at first and then flopped at Brighton.
>>154631546He's Stuttgart's top guy, a really good striker with both playmaking and scoring abilities. Very popular there. Scored 19 goals this season, making him the second-best goalscorer after Kane (who has 33, but still). The season before that wasn't super amazing, but he still did well. The 23/24 season before that was about as good as the current oneHe's seen as one of the best Bundesliga strikers now and is a lock for the World Cup squad, although Nagelsmann seems to somewhat dislike him and likely won't field him from the start
>>154627943Down to 5 actual Germans, now?
>>154631756The team we expect will have 7 or 8 ethnic Germans plus a half-German Serb and at least one half-German African, both of whom were born and raised hereNot Hitler's Aryan 11, but if you want to moan about ethnic composition of teams, you will have to go elsewhere first, I'm afraid
>>154631846The issue is even more prominent elsewhere, I'm aware, but that's besides the point.>half-German Africanno such thing.
>>154631959Tah is a good lad and would easily pass all blind tests, but you are right in general
>>154631959kys
>>154627265all frauds
>>154635067Problem?
>>154629045>I’m very attractive thoooProve it.>some homo, depending on the result
>>154630813what's wrong with that niggas face
>>154629094>All teams except France and maybe Spain are literal whos for the most partI’m just trolling ya Hans. I know most of them. Just don’t have the name recognition of previous German teams. >2014>Kroos >Muller >neuer >Lahm>Boateng >Götze>Ozil>Khedira>Klose Sheesh even the bench warmers I know (and not simply with the benefit of hindsight). Idk yall had way more AVRA back then.
>>154631756>>154631959>t. autist
>>154627265We are unironically going to win it in an undeserved manner and /sp/ is woefully unprepared
>>154637759He’s not wrong
>>154637743tbf the core of germany was Dortmund and Bayern and they both made to UCL final an year earlier
>>154636249yes. an American telling me who supposedly is and isn't German is a problem in my eyes
>>154629586>Our equivalent to O HEXA would be "DER FÜNFTE", the fifth oneohhhhh, nice to know. I thought it was like "the lads"
>>154627265Bros... check this shit out.I think is their time now
>>154637743>Idk yall had way more AVRA back then.i can't think of a team where this isn't true except for france maybe.
>>154627265>vira latas STILL seething about 7-1my fucking sides
>>154642069Was the statement incorrect?
>>154627265>undav in goal
>>1546295862006 was all vibesfucking Borowski in the starting lineup is pure sovl
>>154642204Aragones would be rolling in his grave looking at that shit black players in the current lineup
>>154629586>>1546469482006 was low quality but gigasovl. Pure power of friendship. Poldi-Schweini etc. Frings and Borowski kek
>>154637743Also you might remember them well today because they won it
>>154648633Frings was top 3 best players of the tournament and Italy conspired to have him banned because they were aware
>>154648653I am a Frings Fanatic. Bro was pure sovl at his peak
>>154642069this is funny, because the idea that being born in a country or having an official passport is enough to be a national of that country is basically an american invention and export. Before WW2 and the subsequent american influence, nobody would think that being born in germany was the same as being german (you can replace germany with any other european country). People nowadays really don`t understand America`s cultural influence
>>154648764It actually comes from France. They declared everyone born in France to be French to unite all the different ethnic and linguistic groups they had under one identity. In Germany we held onto the principle of blood heritage until very recently.
>>154648764>>154648779Youre both boring Streber
>>154648801Türke
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>>154627265I only know Kimmich and the flop from Liverpool
>>154649911To be fair I only know Vidal from your country.
>>154649928But you're supposed to be one of the greatest soccer countries. Chile is a nobody in this sport.
>>154649956We are unironically going to win it in an undeserved manner and /sp/ is completely unprepared
