WTF is going on in here edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>154605838
Takayasu...
>>154630652Kingbreaker, Godkiller...
>>154630439Looks like he walked right out of a hentai>>15462867110 win Kotoeiho, it's time brothers
>Me during a clown basho
>>154631535Holy based clown Basho enjoyer.
>This is no match fixing in sumo.
>>154631794You do realize the yakuza runs this shit still, right?
>>154631794Yaocho doesn't take place in the lower divisions because nobody watches the lower divisions and there isn't any money to be made.
Anyone else make chanko to celebrate the basho every other month?
>>154631807Retard.>>154632365No shit, Sherlock. It was a joke.
>>154632453no, but i did make it with a couple of friends 2-3 years ago to celebrate thanksgiving while the basho was going on, and it was delicious. i want to make it again, but it's a shitload of ingredients, most of which i don't have on hand at a given time, and it's best enjoyed with others and i'm currently all alone in this cold, dark world
lol
Akua the destroyer....
ENHOOOOOOOO
ENHO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>Enho 3-0Nice.
>Tamashoho 3-0Nice.
Nice.
DiDid you guys notice Hakunofujis new mawashi is the same color Hakuho used to wear?
Toshinofuji you ugly son of a bitch
>Hakuho 3-0Nice.
>>154635386That's not Hakuho
>>154635397Sure thing, kid.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
hnnng....
Great kazuma winFuture ozeki
>>154635431Imagine the smell...
kisensato btfo by manlet haha based
I will never stop believing in Takerufuji
>>154635406They really gotta get Shishi out under the sun, man. I know he already has the caveman reputation but he has the skin tone of fucking boiled chicken, this is grotesque.
cute
Taker haters where the fuck you at now huh? Yeah. Awfully quiet here. Fucking retards
>>154635479Rent free
>>154635469>he has the skin tone of fucking boiled chickenit is called "white". they are minorities worldwide.
>>154635469>>154635494No, Shishi is pale.
>>154635488Atamin just missed the tawara + hiro got that dawg in him
Get your ass up there kumajiroImportant paper waving duty
>>154635549just wave the papers, paper boy
I wish I had pockets in my sleeves.
>just got gifted a sub to midnight sumopog!
>>154635397SAY that his name was HAKUHO
I think Ryuden is on the way out.
i thought that was a fucking tooth
I think Ryuden is on the way up.
Sodesune's internet is acting up. I bet it was Murray today too.
>>154635652It is.
>>154635652Hiro said it was Murray today, have to watch the replay on NHK world later
>losing on your birthday
Monkey's best start since 2022.
Flying Monkey bros, is it our time?
My wife is there again today...
>>154635669Uhhh sweetie he was 4-0 in London.
>monke still flying high
>sekiwakey
Is that uncle?
>>154635503Yeah felt like he was a bit too careful after getting slapped down by Ichi, but you can't do that against the mad dog
>>154635691lol, no.
he did the le epic shiko! xD
Hai.Hai.Hai. Hai. Hai. Hai.Hai.
>>154635691>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>154635717So desu ne....
Kotoeiho yusho
Tamawashi is tamawashed
>>154635726Naruhodo
Its over for the old man...
Kotoeiho has looked great so far. Good solid wins. Why can't his brother look this cool?
Not looking good for the eternal one, wonder if he will retire if he drops to juryo
>>154635732First LeBron and now Tamawashi, rough day for old heads.
kotoeiho saving his own life with that left hand grip
Every beya should have a tanning bed to improve wrestler aesthetics
shishi smash
SAY!HIS!NAME!
OUR retard.
>>154635737He's dropped to juryo before so I don't think so.
>Shishi shonichiBout' damn time. Fucking caveman.
>>154635762>He's dropped to juryo beforeYeah, 13 fucking years ago.
>Teru smacks Haku>Haku switches mawashi colour to Hakuho's
I still believe in Tamawashi..the KK is on the horizon..
Reiwa Sexual Assaulter
>>154635769There's still records he can break from juryo too, iirc.
get henkaed
>>154635762This >>154635769
"off dohyo troubles"that's putting it mildly murray...
>>154635795Not a henka
>>154635795buy an ad(or name your videos for future searchability!)
>>1546357581000000th Maegashira 10+ Shishi>the Last Homo Erectus>the Caveman>Tzar of the Chromosomes>Siberian Lion>Butter Feet>the Mammoth>Baruto Last Joke>the Strangler of Crimea>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>154635806>The Sasquatch of Kiev
>>154635806lol
LelThats how you handle an ura
It's easy to forget how physically immense Asanoyama is.
>>154635811It's Kyiv, you fucking chud
fire the cannon
>>154635823All the prostitutes in Osaka and Tokyo will never forget...
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154635837>naisu desu ne
>>154635837>Good Spirits send their regards you nodoka cocksucker...
>>154635829> Kill Ahbi.
>>154635837>this is supposedly good luck
Damn... Abi's lost the plot.
>losing to oshomaabi's cooked
>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY....
LIFE IS A TREASURE
>Murray Johnson is commentating todayNice.
murray seething about asakoryus hand placement should be on a sumo bingo card
What a lame match.
>"..."
Premium fatslap right there.
Chura was never really in that match desu.
>>154635926I... I don't see.
Anybody here tried to get tickets to a basho? How was your experience trying to get tickets? Gonna try to get some for a trip to Japan next year.
>>154635868>>154635871Dude has a broken back.
Straight for the tit, beautiful.
>>154635956No touching the strippers, sir.
abema fucking banned my proxy mid-basho
>>154635945I went to the May 2024 bashoI tried to buy the tickets from the official English site, but even with 5 devices (a desktop, two laptops and two phones) trying all at once, I couldn't get a ticket.I then bought a ticket from a reseller. Looking at their site now, they have seemingly stopped that and you HAVE to preorder several months in advance.
>>154635965>you HAVE to preorder several months in advanceAm I missing something? I looked through their website yesterday and it seems like tickets only go on sale to the general public roughly month before the basho, not months
Daieisho is one of the best fatslappers around.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPAPPAPPAP
>>154635945I think your best bet is trying straight from the japanese site. When I was working in Japan I was able to buy from there, obviously a bit of a hassle to navigate the moon runes
Oh cutie alert. Bob cut, baby blue long sleeve shirt. You can see her if the camera is focused on the wrestler fighting on the right when they are in the ring. Has a very homely face. Definitely wife material. Gonna book my ticket so that I can make her my wife and put a few babies in her.
>>154635980Sales begin in advance.
That's what you get you hairy faggot.
hiraDOOOOOG
It's over
Papayasu BTFO
I blinked and it was over.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
Limping on the same leg that Hosh was when he fought him.
Holy shit, the dog is on a roll
>>154636024Sounds good. Get me two with mustard, please.
>>154635998That's somebody's mother, Anon.
Waka Prime is gonna be in yusho contention, I'm not sure he ever started this hot. Upper sanyaku being decimated seems to be helping him disproportionately more than others.
Got fucking dunked
>was about to talk shit about fish lips>throws Ichi to the ground face firstAlright Kotoshoho!
If that was Horse he would've laid on the ground for 30 seconds and walk off like he was shot 3 times.
>>154636054Last time he started this hot was when he actually got his yusho in march 2022, then november 2024 when he went 10-5 during zak's yusho.
The further Yoshi strays away from the Kusano mullet the weaker he becomes
>>154636054God I hope we get a repeat.
Do you lads know the story of how the mawashi got its name?
So Dan would just need his kachi koshi to regain Ozeki status next tournament?
>>154636086They named it after your mother's vagina. Because she never washed it.
>>154636088If he got it this basho, yes. That seems unlikely. He can also regain it by getting 10 wins in July.
That's the red tomato from the last two bashos!
>>154636088No, 10 wins.
>>154636088Nah. Dan is done for. He's never becoming Ozeki again or even yokozuna for that matter. He's been solved.
That's more like it.
let's go fujinokawa
KI! RI! SHI! MA!
>>154636102True. He's even hated in japan now. Those that once cheered for him now shun him and turn their heads away in shame.
Yep. Kirishima won this shit.
Weird. Is the head shinpan blind?
Good fucking effort from the manlet.
Kiri is so fucking cool
Good effort by the manlet
>>154636118Twice, lol
>>154636120absolutely, the fuji blatantly steps out in front of him, he doesnt stop it lol
Abema removed the "shit's about to go down" notification, huhalso>blind gyoji
>>154636120Holy shit and it was so obvious.
Manletbros, we'll regroup and get 'em next time. Great match.
who's that in the hallway looking at kotozakura?
That step-out was so glaring I thought I must have missed something seeing it as the match continued
>>154636128I give the gyoji the benefit of the doubt since he was opposite the rikishi, but the head shimpan was looking right at it and didn't raise an arm. Just odd.
>>154636140Your gay dad.
>>154636140yakuza
>>154636143see >>154631807
>>154636140The Yakuza handler that is holding his sister hostage. He can never stop fighting cause of it.
Zak's double tits have sagged considerably compared to last basho.
>>154636140the ghost of titties past
>>154636148Retard.
>>154636140_______ ____ _______
>>154636140Ghost of chanko past
>>154636140Luigi Mangioni
>>154636140Michael Jackson.
>>154636156osama bin laden
Dumbfuck tried to break his pasta, that's bad Sumo.
4-1 in Kachi again. Daieishou let me down this time....
>>154636155
>>154636078The whole thing was kino, but that last bout...>>154636135Shame about that, would be bout of the day otherwise.
>>154636140>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>154636168I think I have 4 points in total for the 3 days. Atleast the bouts were entertaining
The Japanese wouldn't have to perform all these rituals if they invested in proton packs.
Kotozakura's power, much like his lesbian life partner, is back.
>>154636178TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>154636140
>>154636191>Kotozakura, it wasn't your fault I broke my neck practicing at the Sadogatake stable at 8:48 AM on June 17, 2023>You must learn to forgive yourself...
>>154636178>>154636191>tfw no man to reliably stare at in a tunnel to muster will to go through the day
>>154636206
>Kirishima's win was declared a yorikiriwhat the fuck is even going on
>>154636551They must have reviewed it and gave him the win when the manlet king stepped out. I never see them go back on calls, but this one was so ridiculous that they felt they had to acknowledge it to save face, or keep the gyoji from harakiri.
>>154636551> do i want to...> hmm, nah, Kiri has it, i'll mono-ii if he doesn't> see, he has it
Welcome backWhich podcast do you recommend from https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d?
>>154636129Kirishima is looking like a fucking Yokozuna.
>>154637321You need to take to an account that Fujinokawa is 176, aka manlet
>>154635502>starting a million miles away from each other>all the hesistation because they don't know if it was a false start or not>constantly backing off of each other like they're fighting a Dark Souls bossthis is the worst sumo bout i've ever seen.
>>154635674that's a man
>>154635502What the fuck was Ura doing here?
>crowd giving haku the silent treatment because he touched a whore's leg at 3 amlmao
>>154630652very disappointing night...
I do not care for Kirishimadon't know why, just don't like him
>>154637321Considering his current form how much longer would it be before they gave actual thought to a promotion? Id normally think it would be 3-4 basho away at least but would the current injury issues with Ono, and Hoshoryu not exactly being Hakuho in domination would that speed things up a little? Or because they just promoted 2 last year it would be a total closed door till 27 or 28.
>Onosato out>Hosh out>Dan outWhat is even the point? Guess I'll settle for some Fujinokino.
>>154637560> Considering his current formConsider the form of the rest of these people. Kirishima has two arms and two legs, at least.
>>154637560>how much longer would it be before they gave actual thought to a promotion?They don't delay clean (2 yusho) promotions because there are already 2 yokozuna at the top of banzuke. Maybe if he lost a 12-3 playoff now to a maegashira and won the july cup they would have some objections, but 2 yushos guarantee it.
>>154637560If he wins this basho, he will be up for promotion in July. If he gets a strong runner-up, they will consider whether it's strong enough to be yusho-equivalent and have him up for promotion in July. No result this month, not even a zensho, will have him promoted this month.Yokozuna promotion is actually very simple, people just wrap their heads into schizo knots for some reason. Ozeki is the more complicated one.
>>154638066>If he wins this basho, he will be up for promotion in July. If. WTK has a chance to pull the greatest prank in his career, especially if 2/3 of those injuries will carry over to the next basho.
Kirishima should not be promoted for winning Mickey Mouse bashos
>>154638114Enough of the actually good wrestlers are dead or drying, and the joi is full of jokers. As long as his arm is still attached to his body, there's a chance for him since he's one of the best that's left, but that time bomb could go off at any moment.
>>154630652
>>154635469Shishi is a beautiful porcelain doll.
Total gooneryama yusho
I can not think of a time when there has been fewer lossless rikishi going into day 4.
Anyone played that stable manager game? It needs balancing. I had a 6 foot fucking 11 technician who got promoted to komosubi from maegashira 14 on a 9-6 record.
>>154636054This is crazy after he ended March with a kyujo after he clearly fucked his elbow.
>>154636086回す (mawasu) is the verb for rotate or wrap. 回し (mawashi) means an instance of a rotation or wrapping. Their belts are called mawashi because they're wrapped around the rikishi.
I've missed the first few days, what matches should I check the vods or webmanons posts for?
>>154636129>Assume anons are being hyperbolic about Fuji blatantly stepping out in front of the head shinpan>Holy fuck he straight up dunks a foot in the sandWho was that head shinpan? I wonder if this has trended on nip Twitter.
>>154637560>how much longer would it be before they gave actual thought to a promotion?TWOFUCKINGYUSHOS
>>154639972>he doesn't knowLong away, in a faraway kingdom...https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/286662895/#q286804695
>>154640013Are the shinpan even supposed to stop the match if they see gyoji not call the match immediately like this? Or are they expected to wait for the call and then object it?
>>154640379They're supposed to throw a hand up and end it on the spot.
>>154640003Hosh and Fujino's day 1 matches were highlights for me.
>>154640400>>154640379I know Hakuho caught a lot of shit when he did it years ago but i wonder if one of the rikishi could've done it as well.
>>154640449Rikishi can call a monoii, but I don't think they can end a match like that.
>>154640379They are by raising their hand, but sometimes they let the match just finish by its own, and if the wrestler who overstepped won they will call mono-ii and just sashichigae.
Enho is inventing new yotsu zumo deadlocks
Kisenosato got a face full of Tomokaze
>>154640850Tomokaze was at Nishonoseki when he crammed that bottle up that dude's ass.
>>154640379They do. You see it kinda often in the lower divisions with the less experienced gyojis. The shimpans will just raise their hand and it will end right there.
>>154639734the jsa is run by vince mcmahon
Kirishitma is going to crush this basho then fail to rope again because FUCKING Hoshoryu and Onosato will be healthy next basho.
>>154641311>Hoshoryu and Onosato will be healthy next basho
>>154641436Okay, Hoshoryu will be healthy for the start of day 1.
>>154641436You're forgetting someone
>>154641451>A sekiwake with a yushoWow dude lemme just talk about how fucking awesome Kotoshoho is.
>>1546414519-6 in July
>>154641470Assuming a zuna is RIP that means Zak will be the one who gets to hand him that final loss. Zak has been the gatekeeper to glory for the last two years.
>>154641451He is no longer relevant to sumo discussion. He might as well be jonokuchi
>>154641820Can't wait to see him in Temu drone footage on /k/ or /pol/.
>>154641490>be Zak>get your 1 yusho and coast>stop Hosh from yushoing like 3 times>belt Kiri in his win to make sure he knows not to get too cocky>take down Onosato to secure Aonishiki's promotion just so he can be struck back down to EarthThis guy runs sumo
>>154641919The only thing he didn't get to do was wipe his ballsack over Sato's zensho before Hosh got the honour.
>>154641451Nobody cares about the Tochinoshin of Ukraine.
>>154642371Aonishiki was famous for fighting at a right angle. Tochinoshin was famous for lifting fatsos off the ground. The difference? Aonishiki stopped fighting at a right angle, FAGGOT.
>>154642413>Aonishiki stopped fighting at a right angle*was stopped by other wrestlers from fighting at a right angle
>>154641311>fail to rope again because FUCKING Hoshoryu will be healthyYou miss the last basho?
>>154642455Good to see you didn't challenge the faggot accusation.
>>154642485If you want to shout out what you identify as, more power to you.
>>154633345
>>154635479>Awfully quiet hereimage chimping over some juryo shitter with skinny ankles
>>154642371we do care
>>154635479Wow dude he's doing as well as>*flips through notebook*Hatsuyama
kek shimpan btfo by maezumo chad
Tonight is redemption for Nabatame. Easy win trust the plan.
>been yokozuna 5 years >still no yushoes
>>154644243>You don't get it, he deserved the rope because he beat THE Oho and THE Kinbozan!!!
>>154644243He has only been yokozuna for 1 year
>2-0
>>154644402lol at kikuchi being better and higher ranked than him now. maybe he'll stop being a lazy fuck and hit the gym
>>154640379Yes. Standard procedure is to help the gyoji so they don't have to overturn him later.>>154640449That's completely different. Hakuho was calling for a monoii. The Shimpan raising a hand is just to end the match. >>154640942Happens at all levels.
>Wakamiyabi's first two matches are against the two Makushita TDs. Shit luck.
>>154644736>sup /r/futagoyama/
>>154645016When you're here during the lower divisions, you'll slurp your slop like a good lad.
>>154645016>
>>154645016kek sent those futagoy freaks flying
Umeyama may be a weird autist, but he's a bulldog on the belt.
Debuma, futagoyama's laziest fat fuck, was gifted a bout he very obviously lost in front of his oyakata last basho. Praying for a career ending injury during this one.
NOKOTTA NOKOTTA NOKOTTAAAAAANOKOTTA NOKOTTA NOKOTTAAAAAA
>>154646301What is he thinking?
>>154645572That's because Umeyama knows no other way to win.
>>154646858"Really nice Kiri, do it again"
>https://hochi.news/articles/20260513-OHT1T51088.html?page=1&utm_abtest=AANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!TAKAYASU IS OUT
>>154647066KIRISHIMA YUSHO!
>>154647066
>>154647066Raise the dohyo
>>154647078WAKATAKAKAGE*
Tobizaru*
>>154647092Evil Spirit bros are winning so hard this Basho.
>>154647078NOT SO FAST
>>154647130>lost to Oshoma
>>154647066Didn't have to do Don't Stop Believing bros so dirty
Why are all the restreamers fucking doing commentary now nigger I fucking understand japanese I just want the raw feed fuck you all.
Where's that italian homo arguing how great this yusho would be
>>154647309If you don't want English then just get a VPN and watch ABEMA. The only negro is you.
>>154647315Shut up. Go stir shit somewhere that cares.
>>154647309Lion Sumo on youtube is a commentary-free stream, I think LeoDickinson runs it so if you hate him enough that could be an issue, but if you are looking for a no comms stream that is probably the safest bet (since he does comms on his main channel and runs the nocomms as a backup).
>>154647331I refuse to kyujo.
>>154647327>>154647333Thank you thats exactly what I wanted chu <3
>>154647309they get banned for doing the raw stream
>>154647309VPN + ABEMA
Damn good win for Wakamiyabi.Honoikazuchi having a rough go of it.
Nice fucking thrusting from Kamen Rider Ryuki.The MStd Honoikazuchi made him look tiny.
They deserve to be banned for not doing commentary honestly. I like to help out M'nite and report them for him
Live footage outside Ryogoku Kokugikan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtPFOfUofkQLive footage outside Ryogoku Kokugikan
>>154647818NoNoNo
>>154647818>They're from the same stable, right?If only this were super easy to look up, you could have saved yourself this utter embarrassment.
>>154647860My mistake.Sorry, everybody, for the poor post.
>>154647803comfy balcony garden
Takayasu can farm a yusho in Nagoya from M10. Trust the plan.
>>154647066Too many people believed too hard. It has happened. God I would love so much for Abi to take another cup, please Abi find it within yourself it would be so funny please give me something to watch for
Niggatame made short work of his opponent
>>154647990shame about all the "we've all got tiny dicks" shit he talked in DMs to trannies, he might be respectable otherwise.
>>154647768We are gona need more salt
fuck
Flaming Phoenix > Big Flower Dragon
>>154647624kill yourself for that embarrassing bait
>takayasu takes out horse>hiradoumi takes out takayasuSo is hiradoumi next on the cursey-go-round?
Who will the evil spirits kill next?
basho is fuckedsee you on the next one
>>154648132kayo, with his yet unused passport who wanted so desperately to go to london with break an ankle. He recently wished to go to the france exhibition with that passport he never got to use for london... It will cause the most personal suffering. It is the decision that the dark spirits will pursue.
>>154648099>He's got Kirishima tomorrow.
Take it easy
>>154647768>able to give a proper blowjob while her breasts are being fondledmy kind of spirit
>>154648170poor guy cant catch a break
Meatballman
>>154648170SHIRAOKI LIED TO ME, KAYO IS UNLEASHED
>KagayakiGiant disappointment, really. Must have been hard broken for years.
Hakuho just keeps winning.
My boy Dewanoryu having a shocker... Not quite ready for Makuuchi.
>>154648331My kids genuinely missed the 'katsu post'. Thank you. You were missed.
Fujiryoga will win it all and kill the evil spirits
>He shows 4chan to his children.
>hakuoho got basically no cheersdo nips really care about some light sekuhara?
my nigga fujinokawa collecting the groupies
>>154648374He has to redeem himself. He brought great shame to Isegahama, and has shown spirit similar to the Hak*ho
>>154648395That 7 year old is cooler than your faggot kids will ever be.
>>154648402Kids deserve to be kids, not sex obsessed pathetic faggots, like you.
You're the only one to bring up sex, Anon. Twice now.
>>154648374ofc they do. ryuden gets more cheers now than hakuoho. hak fucked up big time, harassment + getting oyakata in trouble.
>>154648374ryuden fucked around on his wife then strongarmed his fling into aborting the baby. The fact that hakuoho is even less popular means he fucked up BAD
The thing most people don't mention is that Ryuden wouldn't have even been in trouble if he hadn't broken COVID protocol to do what he did.
>>154648453>strongarmed his fling into aborting the babyOshidashi!!!!
>>154648461I'll never forgive nips for fucking Asanoyama over it.
>>154648453>strongarmed his fling into aborting the baby.He didn't "strongarm" anyone, SHE made the choice, anon. You can't force a woman to abort a pregnancy. Grow the fuck up already.
>>154648467Maybe you can't, I sure can
>>154648467Yes you can.
>>154648461he "broke protocol" in order to eat dinner with a reporter who was paying. His retarded ass went out to eat with a guy who happily blared it to the world. >>154648467>he didn't read the articlesAnon is lacking critical information
>>154648461I never understood why so many gaijins care about ryuden pushing some hoe/groupie into abortion, so what
Don't start this shit again boys.
>>154648462Tottari*
>>154648476Well he certainly could have been smarter about it. If you know you can't have kids with the woman, wrap your tool.
>>154648485>wrap your tool.condoms are for the weak and the gay. I have spoken
>>154648489Retard.
>>154648471>>154648472>>154648475You couldn't force anybody do anything. >>154648475Surely journalists always tell the truth...
>>154648485hoes will tell you they're on pill, while they're not.. also condoms are not 100% reliable.
>>154648494Forced a (you) out of your dumb ass
Tochiazuma on Abema
Wakatakakage made a deal with the evil spirts
>>154648491weak faggot
>>154648496Are they more reliable than not using one when you happen to be cheating on your wife?
>>154648497Nope. I VOLUNTEERED that (you) to remind you of how pathetic you are, but this is the last you get. Faggot.
Forced another one out of you idiot
>>154648506So be it. I'm a weak faggot who gets to have random titties in his mouth all the time. I'm so sad!
>>154648513Retard
>>154648516yeah, dude tits.
>>154648476>I never understood why so many gaijins care about ryuden pushing some hoe/groupie into abortionbecause I am a westerner, the religious aspect is part of the draw and if the practitioner is going to be a flippant faggot and shirk his responsibility to ATTEMPT to be decent then it pisses on the whole experience. At least TRY to keep decorum. Ryuden failed extravagantly and destroys the illusion. For this reason I consider him a faggot.
>>154648477Blame faggots like >>154648374 who care about... wait a second... YOU DID THIS.
>>154648520lol. nope
Fujiryoga marches on
>>154648526yeah..I'm sorry...Fujiryoga won!
faggots having a melty in a sumo thread kek
>>154648542First day?
>>154648542anything but that would be apart the norm
>>154648542Evil spirits are winning
semen slurping basho
>>154648554>>>/f1/
Shishi needs to start wild tard slapping again
Wakanosho is a headbutting, flatheaded menace
>>154648559it's been all downhill since they told him to stop twerking and aonishiki to stop popping off when he won
Russian Koga won
Great throw
Tamawashi..please...
>>154648559>Shishi needs to start wild tard slapping againCorrect.
>>154648574he said no
it's so fucking over...
That leg is fucked.
The spirits are hungry for more legs
you fucking dunce lmao
>The Ogre of Odessa
LOLLERSKATES
>ooga boog-ACK!
nice duck
URA!WOOOOO!
Only Shishi could have pulled out a loss there.
It's a wonder he actually made it through Juryo.
>>154648613Reminder he was in the yusho race a few tournaments ago, at least until they started feeding him to the joi. Shishi's future (at least assuming he doesn't manage to improve) will likely be a few years as the gatekeeper to the single digit Maegashira ranks, his sheer power is a skill check for juryo tier guys but and real level of tactics should overwhelm him.
KOTO-FOUR-AND-OH
>>154648479> pork kid has head shaven to the point you can see the skin on the crown of his head> stick kid has a full head of hair Have these people not read the Bible or what?
>>154648622>missed the chance to say KotoyohoI am disappointed in you anon.
Bamboozled by the pink menace
>>154648625Only the part with the dragon. The rest was too gay.
>>154648621Once he learns to read and studies some physics textbooks to learn about leverage he will be unstoppable.
>>154648626I didn't realize he was a pirate.
Henka incoming.
I spread my legs for Abi
nishikifuji fears the evil spirits
>based drunken salaryman
>>154648612I hope they tell him to not smile like that on the dohyo. He looks like a fucking maniac.
>>154648612>That strut at the endIt's Ura's world and we're all living in it
DAMN.
THE SEKUHARA BEAST OF REIWA
Hakuoho stronk!
can someone please post the mummy hakuoho meme for me?ありございました
>>15464869510000th Maegashira 10 Ochiahonofuji>The Beast of Reiwa Era>the Women Abuser>the Predator>Terunofuji Bane>Mongolian Joker>The Mummy>Glass Shoulder>DONT!>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
I hope some sports news website caught a photo of Hakuoho's face when he was bracing on the tawara.
>The Beast of the SEX>Hakunofuji (forma de la virginidad perdida)>The Mummy>The Shoulderless>HakuHOE>SAY!>HIS>CRIME!>RECORDS!
WOMEN BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE
He got some groupies back with this match. One kanto-sho+kinboshi and his cheers will be back to normal
HOLY GYOJI SMUG GIVING THIS WIN LMAO
Great work on the bales there.
Chillsomeass cook that Chokeday
Gonoyama's asymmetric gonoyamas throw me off.
let's go tres tetas
>move backwards>win????
All you motherfuckers believing in Takayasu is exactly why he got hurt. You evil bastards!
Will there be anyone left by day 15? everyone will be injured
>>154648805Gave a good scare to that lady in green
Atamin...
>>154648805Waka Prime is locked in.
>>154648829Trust in the process, he is just saving energy (I am not sure what for, but surely)
>>154648808it was his turn
derp
lmaoFUJINOKAWA
>does nothing>winsHOLY
koto-SHIT-ho
Another wrestler underestimates how quick Fujinokawa is.
Lmao, atleast Atami is not doing worse than Kotoshoho, that would feel bad
>>154648856It's the same thing as Ura magic. Their power comes from the spirit realm.
who is that in the hallway looking at kotozakura?
>>154648735He's the real Onosato. Unlike Sato who has to press W and Shift to walk forward and Gonoyama who just holds W, Fujinokawa doesn't even have to touch the keyboard.
>>154648868He is the man who donated his second pair of breasts to Kotozakura
OUR OZEKIThe main character of Sumo!
Yoshi with no mullet and no Kusano name... Lost all his aura as the kids say
>>154648892a spectre... on film...
2-3 today. Kirishima and Kotoeiho keeping me on life support...
i dislike kirishima's industry-plant like smugness
This is the muscle men's basho
>>154648910schizo
>>154648910>smugnessFor years kirishima has just kind of been "regular guy" or like "john sumo" he has ZERO flavor. There is literally nothing about him I could point to, if someone said "without saying what he did or what he looked like how would you describe kirishima" I couldn't answer the question because he is so fucking bland he is like a grey blank concrete slate. Finally, after fucking YEARS he has begun to show emotion. I am fine with it, be it smug or otherwise. Finally, at long last he is doing something.
this one simple trick is how ura can still yusho
>>154648930Ura's just there to win in the wildest ways possible while doing the bare minimum needed to remain in makuuchi.
>>154648930I don't think anyone expects or even hopes for an Ura yusho, he's just happy to be there
>>154648453He touched a whore's leg, nobody should care.
Good sumo today
>>154649021You're a weird guy.
>>154648914watch this going sekitori soon, what a chad
>>154649021He groped a married woman's ass while drunk in front of God and his stablemaster. The fact that Teru even got in trouble a little bit for cold clocking the stupid son of a bitch in rage is remarkable.
>>154649039I got an Abi win so it's better than nothing.
>>154649084Yeah I think I will blame Hakunofuji for angering the gods if neither Atami nor Yoshi gets a KK, thanks.
>>154649084>woman with him at 3 am at a barInsane you're pulling the christcuck card for a whore in an asian country lol>>154649052Not an argument.
>>154649084Are all mong apologists also retarded simps or is it just this one guy?
>>154649158She was with one of their sponsors.
>>154649165Fuck off, retard.
>>154649083His match yesterday against Shunrai was a joke. His physicality is overwhelming. Between him, Asahifuji, and Wakanofuji we've got some great talent coming up.
Oh damn, Mita is 2-0. Not sure what I expected but it's harder to watch Sandanme.
>With a 4th Sanyaku out the joi now extends all the way down to M6e
>>154649469>Kotozakura only has to fight 3 sanyaku
>>154649469Is getting pulled into the joi right now even that bad? The sanyaku is an empty husk. Maybe Kotoshoho can use this as a chance to steal a KK in sanyaku I guess
>>154648479lanklet chad btfo's another fatty
>>154648869he was doing everything in his power to keep himself from breaking out into a jig here.
>>154649021tolerating faggot retard behaviour like that runs the risk of niggerfying the sport. let that shit get out of hand, and before you know it, they're playing rap theme-songs for rikishi's entries, and replace the Shiko with a twerk-off.
If I start believing in Kirishima now will he kick the bucket as well?
>>154649570Koto needs to learn to move his legs forward first...
>>154649747I'm trying my best not to believe in WTK's elbow
>>154649910I think he was expecting to have an opponent to lean on but Fuji got the fuck out of there. He's basically the Japanese Shishi but at a better stable.
>>154649954>basically the same height, weight and buildyoure right
>>154649980And both are about as graceful as a pig on ice.
>>154648921Solid.Arroz comido.
>Wakanofuji kyujoCAN ALL THE BEST DUDES STOP GETTING INJURED PLEASEOH LET ME GUESS ASAHIFUJI IS GONNA BREAK HIS FUCKING WRIST TOMORROW
>>154648612
>>154650642I still have that toy at my parents house, and it was one of my favourites
only the strong survive
