previous >>154631105
guess it's just giants fans now kek
doyerstop kek OP
>DOYERS
>>154634381I'm just here to laugh at the DOdgers
dodgers gaped by their rival! how embarrassing!
>36 pitches to get through one inninggrim
My doggies looking real bad this past month
GO TROONCORDIES
>>154634381and poodrepacos cuckwatching
>>154634391i mean at the ball park. because they all left.
That place is EMPTY kek
>>154634367we still got it we still got it
>>154634405Giants fans are scared of estadio doyer thanks to the bryan stow incident
LE QUIRKY MEME PITCHER REJECT SIGNING JUST LIKE IN MY MONEYBALL ANIME !WE'RE SO FREAKING WELL RUN AND STAT DRIVEN
Come on, it's rally time! It's not over until the final out is recorded.
>>154634413Got a hot dog in yer ass kek!
grim
the AL west has served its purpose. It doesn’t need to exist anymore
this giants team... they must be in playoff contention i presume?
>>154634428IT BETTER HAVE MUSTARD
>>154634426Come on Fuwawa, it's Paizuri time!
I know one of you niggas have the webm of Skip Bayless walking intimidatingly with his Clippers jersey, give it to me.
>>154634451Kinky…
>>154634440giants have 3 massive contracts in adames, devers, and chapman. and zero chance they can trade all of them
>ohtani can't even statpad in garbage time
>>154634464wrong thread?
0-5tani
ohtani gave up! doyers broken!
>>154634464/nba/ is leaking
What does Ohtani actually do?
I would give up a lot for Logan Webb desu. I know posting this when only the Dodgers and Giants are playing is a bad idea but I would do it without hesitation. Too bad they won’t trade him cuz they’re completely directionless and clueless
dodger fans, would you rather have cy young ohtani hitting .750 OPS or MVP DH ohtani?
>>154634481I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic anon
5H0HEI OUTANI
>ohtani humming bee bee bre boo boo boo after striking outYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS U- actually, i've seen him do it before
straight up fraud, no?
>>154634464sure
gg jints cya tomorrowjust one of those nights
ouchiegg gints cya tomorrow
Good game Giants, cya tomorrowI put this loss on the bullpen
>>154634489>>154634495FUCK, MY DYSLEXIC ASS FUCKED UP>>154634526Thanks Anon, I won't forget this, I will pay you back in the future.
Fuck you, LA
good game, giants
>>154634525He’s only a fraud if you thought he was anything other than an above average catcher that had a statistical outlier of a season
Gg giants
it's a doggie doo losing streak!
kek doyerpacos
GG doyers
What does he even do?
>>154634549hey, i want to see a fight too
>>154634549Rude!
>>154634518hehe
I BET 100 DOLLARS ON JINTSSUCK SUCK PEE IS FREE MONEY
>>154634587Are you sarcasmspie?
>kim tactically shits the whole team by not moving teo to 3rd one inningI STILL BELIEVE IN YOU, KIM
>>154634593Gambling is bad for you
>Doyers>Lelkers
>>154634593I knew you were a fake Dane ya cocksucka.
>>154634628We're an LAFC city anyways
>>154634628i haven't watched lakers since like 2018-19
>>154634704my wives
>>154634704What about thw Warriors?
>>154634704ANIME MILKY!!!
>>154634704BOOBA
>>154634740do baseball fans on tiktok or whatever do vringe shit like this
>>154634732More tied with the raiders and As
Padres remain on top
Dads firmly in first place in the NL West Hang that banner!
>>154634759sharkies
>>154634826OUR sharkies
>>154634826Them too. I keked when the Raiders wished the Golden Knights good luck on Twitter and the Sharks Twitter went batshit crazy
where did all the shit talking doyerpacos go?
>>154634756you dont want to know
>>154634907left early
>>154634907back to fort trooncord bunkercord
>>154634907Rybacks house
>>154634907Recker’s studio anal
>>154634826I keep forgetting hockey exists. I just like when they fight
Mills pitched like shit. We shouldn't give him a WS ring after the 3peat.
What did they mean by this?
>>154635053The san francisco treat ;)
>>154635053had to check reddit to make sure this wasn't ai.WTF LMAO
>blogei batting .233i dont think this two way thing is working out bros...
>>154635053Dudes rock
>>154635053kek thats good banter between the bros
[Talkin' Baseball] Elly De La Cruz out to dinner in Cincinnati with Scott Boras Image (i.redd.it)Elly's contract is going to be impossible to predict. I feel like there isn't a number that would surprise me
>>154635053The celebrations keep getting gayer, soon they’re going to be blowing each other on the field (ironically of course)
>>154635132>Yes I’ll have the skyline chili sashimi with extra cheese
>>154635146or theyll just employ your mom
>>154635132nevermind he's not even a FA until 2030 wtf it feels like he's been in the league forever
Only thing you're deferring is playoff appearances
>>154635132They printed him a custom menu?
>>154635053It’s gay if the dicks touch
>>154635146How is that gay?
>>154635153Lol you think my mom would request payment? Dumb retard
doggie doos have been losing on purpose lately for entertainment purposes
You can really tell who here never played ball or even had friends growing up kek
>>154635159it's not that uncommon for high end restaurants desu. Not at the places I dine at but I know it's a thing. From other pictures like what I posted kek
>>154635158>losing(AGAIN) to the team that's almost bottom of the NL westLOL
>>154635177You guys are my only friends tho
>>154635177my friends would literally make fun of you for being gay if you didnt do gay shit
>>154635177ThisAfter every W my team would restrain our winning pitcher and hold our sweaty cups over his face like a gas mask. it was great bantz, nothing gay about it
what was the gayest initiation/hazing you had to do when you were a sportsman?
>>154635177yeah was going to say similar. the dudes who missed out on "bro" comraderie stick out like sore thumbs
I wonder if any of them post here lol
>>154635190you're right. Losing to these gay ants is an embarrassment
and now, a song about roki sasakihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLNfa0tJwAo
>>154635235do you like bruce hornsby I saw you say something that white people are bad at jazz or something
>>154635249no, i said>i bet chizzem jizzem jr. thinks jazz is for white people only!
>>154635273i see
>>154635235We need Chick Corea
ZAMN
>>154635301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEhQTjgoTdU
0-5tani kek
>>154635302>>154635340nobody cares about this fraud. we're all-in on maxtani and pagestani this year
we sure dodged that win tonight
>>154635177I never played ball but I have touched wieners.
>>154635345david vassegh and dave robets were talking about how they're the best players so far and vassegh was still talking about it when i went to the gas station right now
>doggie doos looked at the poodres and said "we wanna be mid too!"Kek, it's kino!
>>154635331Based.
so glad i don't watch games anymore
pfma
>>154635480lube it up, doyerladdy.......
Chadres in first place with the worst offense. Somehow. I'll take it.
>>154635497Were fucking on the padres sheets tonight babe!
>>154635497>with the worst offense.you fool
>>154635471Why you little!
i can't believe that kidroki sasakigave up multiple hits TO THE FATTEST PIECE OF SAUSAGE IN THE LEAGUE TODAY
>doyercacas>blow gays>stankeesKEK
Dodgers losing is nice, but don't let it distract you from the real event of the day>it was "The Yankees are throwing a no hitter against the Orioles"
>>154635843who else has done that in recent history?
>Mococospie roasting the stankeefagStunt on ‘em Chadres!!
blowtani kke
>lossing to the giants (tiny)how to cope
>>154635976look forward to the scrappy underdog 2034 doggie doos playing to 2011 tier crowds at mccourt field at uniqlo stadium
>>154635843pfma :(
mike daddino needs to do a follow up video for devers. he just has to
It’s Mike Mommino now…
Ms :)
for me, it's Alexandra Daddario
>>154636514Mr :)
>>154636514Many are saying
I would like to see baseball played with 7 innings of 4 outs. I think it would give you more offense while keeping games the same length. Obviously MLB would never, but maybe a smaller league would try it. What do you think?
>>154636626We need baseball island where the game never ends and teams shift in and out to play in 9 inning rounds until everyone has played 1458 innings. The game then seamlessly transitions into the ‘offs with the teams that scored the most runs qualifying. The game continues and teams are eliminated in rounds of 49 innings at a time until only one is left. Then the season immediately begins again.
Good morning, /mlb/
>>154635053it's San Francisco man, that's how men greet each other there.
>doyers
>>154636790Give ‘em a Chance!!
only team we can consistently beat are the doyers
>>154636626sounds stupid no thanks. there's already too much offense
>>154636759yeah this is a much better proposal
>>154636993lotta clubs beating the doyers these days
How are the Dodgers keep Fucking losing!? What the Fuck is going on here!?
that's just what dem doggies do
too much doger talk on this stupid board you people need to do better
>>154637162Defending World Champions Motherfucker!
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DAB ON US FOR BEING SHIT AFTER WE SPENT YEARS FAGGING UP THE GENNY WITH SMUG ANIME AVATARS kek doyercacas are something else
>>154637271kek they really do be like that
>>1546372710-4tani cazzies are NOT gonna like this one
>>154637349What is wrong with Ohtani right now?
not posting in this faggy doyers-themed thread. I’ll be back in a few hours.
gm mariners nation
>>154637381what does he actually do?
>>154634367Need an AI edit of a waiter stabbing her in the eye with that fork
So the Giants called up their top prospect, Bryce Eldridge, and he can't even get in the fucking lineup. Just a PH bat off the bench?
>>154635510Don't you have 2x Batting Champion Luis Arraez, Heliot Ramos, and Jung Ho Lee? That should amount to something?
>>154637454Arrange is going to get traded.
Does Freddie Freeman need to get to 3K hits for us to put him in the hall?
>Dodgers lose two games to two good teams>padre pacos come out of the woodwork to have a fiestathis is the only time they get to celebrate, sad
>>154637653Didn't you Fucking lose to the Jints last night?
>>154637653>jints>good
david stearns ruining another kid's development because he can't admit he flushed another season down the toilet
>>154637653so true kek
>>154637638>usare you a BBW?
>>154637653Poodre fan here. Hahahahaha
>>154635132wtf is there actually a chance the resd extend him?
Fuck the Poodres and Jints. We still run this divison.
doggie doos kek
imagine having no rings kek
>>154636790gm
>>154637875imagine having enough fingers to wear all your rings
>>154637777I was gonna disagree but he got quads, sorry NL westies
'dians
>>154637386HE PRINTS MONEY!!!!
>>154637777>hello, based department?
>>154638096I fucking love this gif.
Doyercacas kek
M's bros I was skeptical at first but it's undeniable he improves the infield defense.
>Alek Thomas traded to the Dodgers for 17yr old Venezuelan Jose Requenasneks are slowly building the Venezuelan WBC team it seems.
>>154638220snek won the trade. doyersharters in total disarray
>>154638220Don't low ball me, I know what I got!
Fire Boone.
stankees kek
my rays are losing the 'orld 'eries to an NL Central team
NL *East team
Just realize that the NL east is in total disarray because we haven’t seen hide nor hair of NL east chad in a dogs age :(
TONIGHT
>holmes pitchingit's over
>>154638345>>154638355look at these FREAKS
>>154638376A40 and the A stand for ACK!!!
cringe skitzobabble
>>154638376How do you say el goblino in ‘merican?
my cubbies :)
>>154638466the goblino
what time do my coordies play
>>1546384897:15 but keep it on the cord, sis
>>154638489White Sox cordies play at 6:40. Easy to member cause it rhymes.
>>154638552My wives btw.
>>154638552our sharkies :)btw I know this is /mlb/ but if >we draft stenberg #2 I'm going to kill myself he's going to bust so hard
>>154638589I’m finna bust so hard rn too, sign me up coach
There should always be at least one afternoon game.
Cubscord sent me
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>154638648GROOM CUBS GROOMGROOM CUBS GROOO-OOM
>>154638692Bridegrooms was the dodgers, newfag.
>>154638692>GROOM CUBS GROOMTOP KEK
The I get to know cubs fans the more I don’t like the team
>>154638692scrubbies KEK
Baseball's OBP leader(s) are at .422.Bazzana has .423 after 52 PAs.
in England and Australia he would be called Bazza but in the US he will get called Bazzinteresting language difference
I was lying in bed, asshole leaking cum, as I stared at my VHS tapes from the 90s. When all of a sudden I heard a loud BANG. I grabbed some dude wipes cleaned up and rushed outside my room to check on the commotion. Someone threw a brick through the window of my double wide, and attached to the brick was a note that said "cubs ventrillo sends its regards" and honesty I'm terrified.
in the US we call him retard. foreigner = retard. hope this helps
we lose everytime roki starts
>>154638849That’s an odd name. I’d have called ‘im bazzwazzers!
>>154638875This is true terror
>>154638849I call him DOG CUNThttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I
In fact I will be calling him Bazzwazzers from now on
Dodgers should trade Roki for a mid tier innings eater. At least then the guy will go 6 innings before giving up 4 runs and save the bullpen a little.
>>154638925I haven't been to AUS since I've seen that video but next time i go I'm having a VB LONGNECK https://youtu.be/s1yeBmSFkC4?si=CboaViRNp_NHwK8d
>>154638958I STILL BELIEVE
>>154638958offload him to the white sox like they did with that bum Miguel Vargas
le banana man kke xD
UMA PYOI! UMA PYOI!
>>154638925beer isn't a bad lunch/breakfast
>>154639073miss that guy
Average day in the NL Central.
>>154637454arraez is doing...decent I guess. Ramos is ass. JHL is kinda heating up again but it remains to be seen if he can get above .260. Chapman couldnt hit a ball off a tball stand and devers is dogshit, I dont care about his fucking hitting streak
>>154639081God, I wish this was real.
>rays are the best team in baseball>only thing any mediancan msuter up to even mention them is a throwaway espn blog "uhh the american standings are le weird"said it for 20 years. florida teams are the most hated in all sports
>>154639144Media just hates small market sports teams in general because they don't generate them clicks.
>>154639177>tampa bay>small market
How do I get girls to have sex with me?
>>154635177I played and had plenty of friends. It wsa high school when I turned to drug dealing and started not liking people and came here. I'm 30 now and happy to just spend time to myself.
>>154639144best team in the lowly AL. they have a sub-.500 record against the NL, particularly mogged by the NL Central.
You're my little soda pop. Mariners!
>>154639271What is demon hunters?
>>154639271I don't remember these Vampire Hunter D characters
I hate weeb and k-slop shit.
>>154639271Me in the middle
>>154639347anime websitemaybe reddit is more your speed
I can't beat echo of lillith to unlock chapter 8
>>154639358Based
>>154639372Try alt + f4
didn't work
Try a better vidya then
>>154638958Mariners will give you Castillo for Roki, and you can throw in a mediocre bat like Tucker to make it even (doyers will need to cover his entire salary of course.) Who says no?
>>154639347then you must hate baseball too
there isn't one
green gay legend aaron rodgers
>>154639484Is that…
I think I'm starting to feel sexual attraction to my dog
A Cincinnati legend.
>Brooklyn Eagle, 1846
>>154635053Fag capitol of the world.
>>154639358this is a cambodian silk weaving site you fucking retard
this place can be bizarre when there ain't any baseball
>>154639581based.
you can't make this shit up you just can't>sasaki tells interviewers it feels like he's relearning how to use chopsticks>gives up multiple hits to the FATTEST PIECE OF SAUSAGE IN THE MLB including home run>start smiling towards his dugout>kim comes up to bat with his kpop song smiling at the pitcher like he's in some korean soap opera drama>mother fucker thinks he's cute>tactically shits whole team by not moving teo to 3rd for easy sac fly that would have changed game>starts smiling towards his dugoutWHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE KIDS???
>>154639596Based
>>154639466In all seriousness Castillo for Roki 1 for 1 would be a good trade. Both seem like they just need a change of scenery
>>154639623>paco goes to paco city>jap goes to jap cityI can see it desu
burn on, big river... burn on...
PLEASE SAVE US TOMMY EDMAN
kek discordtrannies
>neither LA SF wanted to fightPUSSIES BOTH OF THEM
I did not read all that
>>154639612small penises
>>154639484
>>154639742*completes 0 passes on 4 attempts in your path*
>>154639484A ROG
>>154639484is this real?
>2 the max>One name. Two players. Lots of hard-hit baseballs.
>>154639623Roki in the pen would be cool.
Why is there no baseball on?
please fight the giants, rush. it'll be fun for everyone
um, doyerchuds...?
>>154639984Not a good look. Big mets vibe
>yo bartender, jobu needs a refill!
YWNBARW
>>154639984lol they took it up the doggie doodoo hole
Glenn Lawrence Burke (November 16, 1952 – May 30, 1995) was an American Major League Baseball (MLB) player for the Los Angeles Dodgers and Oakland Athletics from 1976 to 1979. He was the first MLB player to come out as gay, announcing it in 1982 after he retired.[1]Though he would eventually embrace his sexuality publicly, rumors and mistreatment due to speculation eventually proved to be an emotional, psychological, and professional burden he could no longer endure; leading to his retirement from Major League Baseball after only four years.[2][3][4] He was, nevertheless, proud of his legacy, stating, "They can't ever say now that a gay man can't play in the majors, because I'm a gay man and I made it."[5][6]In October 1977, Burke ran onto the field to congratulate his Dodgers teammate Dusty Baker after Baker hit his 30th home run; Burke raised his hand over his head and Baker slapped it. They are widely credited with inventing the high five.Burke kept active in sports after retiring from baseball. He competed in the 1982 Gay Olympics, now re-named Gay Games, in track, and in 1986 in basketball. He played for many years in the San Francisco Gay Softball League.[7]He died from AIDS-related causes in 1995
>>154639984that's so crazy lol
NYC vs LA - who wins the gay war
>>154639940Because we're watching soccer.
>>154640222i'll give them something to embrace! 9mm parabellum to the head!
>>154639984>>154639994Holy shit it’s actually over for the doyers
FUCK
>>154639984Awful news for hoeless 80 IQ ESL poorfags
discordtrannies seething kek
>>154639984based. Glenn Burke invented the high five
I'm going on a date with a Cubs girl
>>154640366promoted to what?
>>154640399please tell her I said hi if things dont work out
>her
>>154640415She said she sees you more like a big sister...
>>154639984What a hunk!
>>154640446no...NO!!!
