worst ploffs of all time edition
hello
slopdown was cancelled
Wild never found will to power
>>154634993hampage actually
unfortunately so was /hoc/ cancelled
My penguins );
how was raw bro's
My E.M. );
for real though why are these playoffs so shitI lost interest early because the >laffs weren't there to get BTFO in the first roundbut I haven't gained any more interest to watch since then either
>>154635088I heard shawn michaels got fucked in the ass on live tv to promote his gay magazine
>>154635164you wish
>>154635203You wish it was a girly magazine
>>154635164shawn wasn't booked tonight
>>154635212i think you're nothing but a homo and i think the guy in the green shirt is a homo
bought a five pound bucket of chicken stock powder
>>154635266i think you're a homo
>>154635271a homo with 60-80 gallons of chicken soup :)
>>154635292>gallons
hate to agree with bania but soup isn't a meal
>>154635304soup AND sandwich is the meal
just woked up what I miss?
>>154635164many are saying this
>>154635312
>>154635312they're saying its a girly mag jerry
>>154635312I got your breakfast for you
So what was the wilds gameplan? Why trade for Quinn Hughes when they don’t even have a first line centre.
>>154635439Are you sure they are suppose to have one? I thought it was just make Kirill carry the entire team
>>154635321KWAB
quinn hughes?? more like cringe jew
we call him quitt hughes here
>Canadians are trying to do biological warfare against my Frosties in an attempt to stop the Threepeatthis is a new low, even for you, Canada.
maybe they should play him more
boring ass niggas
COME ON OVERAND DO THE TWISTOVER DO IT AND HAVE A FITI LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU MAKE ME SICK AND COME ON OVERAND DO THE TWIST
minnesota sweeps with Ze'ev
>>154635544Is it usually easy to do a sweep when you are already down 3 games?
>>154635482true and we also call them marners here
>>154635553he's saying if >we still had Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi, and Liam Ohgren instead of trading those guys for Quinn Hughes
Oilers have a Cup with Wallstedt
>>154635567Ah okay. Yeah I was kinda confused.
>>154635567>>154635580pedo codewords
KWAB
>>154635577probably kwab
lady vegas team confirmed bro's
>>154635599
>>154635614they could be called the silver damsels
>>154635622money
>>154635580they're all good players, it's up to the nuckies to use them correctly.>>154635604kwab indeed. their franchise goalie was right there, and they traded picks and let him get away.
>>154635638>it's up to the nuckies to use them correctly.
>>154634947Ramadan Justin is my favorite Justin, especially more than Hockey Fan Justin
>>154635654yeah lol. poor Shannon
>>154635614>well, really, ya know, to stay in keeping with the whole "medieval" theme, they should really be called the "Dragons," because, ya know, the dragon represents chaos, and, and, and that's also the spirit of the feminine, eh?
>>154635715He gave himself brain damage by abusing pills
>>154635728much like trb kwab
>>154635677
>>154635750after the lottery he put out a great video detailing the endless misery it is to be a canuck fan
>>154635750he was legit angry when Hughes got traded. it's rare to see him so upset
knights play tomorrow
>>154635776Oh my gosh I haven't watched that one yet.>>154635783I did watch that one and yeah you could tell he was not happy
>>154635776the lottery is rigged, he should know this by now>Toronto get 1OA after trading Marner>San Jose get 2OA to go with Celebrini>Vancouver get 3OA as a consolation prize>Chicago get 4OA to go with Bedard
>>154635226Looool
>>154635817>rig last year for the islanders>realise you fucked up and you stole him from the new face of the sport
>>154635767take off your VPN baka gaijin
>>154635817yeah, even don taylor said that he thinks it's rigged because just recently Rogers, who owns the leafs, signed a deal for television rights and paid top premium dollar for it, and a part of that transaction was to also get the 1st overall pick. i wouldn't be surprised if it was true, gary is always scheming afterall
>>154635728nah apparently he has all kinds of neurological problems
didn't play vidya tonight
>>154635855me neither, was too busy watching hockey and chatting with you fuckers
thinking about grabbing the diablo warlock expansion but dont play enough
>>154635848you guys should sue Rogers for monopoly.I hate ESPN and TNT, but what Rogers are doing to you guys is criminal.
>>154635884i know i hate them, they own half the country basicallyt. sent from my fucking rogers internet
small coc hoc big dic alf
>>154635902
>>154635902i wonder how much more popular afl would be if the boys stuffed their undies
>>154635839NHL plays favorites, even in coastie states that have 3 teams
>>154635894not sure where >my team's local broadcast will be next season, the company went bankrupt and I haven't heard of any sort of a plan yet
>>154635935oh noe, what shall we do without yet another version of football/rugby/soccer/handegg?ice hockey and motor racing are the only true sports.
>>154636038we certainly don't need all of the 16 football codes we have.hockey, of course, solved the appeal question with the victorian strategy of large removable garments and off-ice cameras.
>>154636049>removable garments>off-ice camerasdamn Canadians got everyone thinking this sport is a gay porno like that show on TV
Americans try not to think about Canadians or gay porn challenge (impossible)
While I don't give a whit of shit about Vegas in general, it would be COSMICALLY funny if Marner got a cup and a Conn Smythe immediately after jumping ship from the >laffs
>>154636256Finland so far back they’re still using Teletext
>>154636297It's still by far the best way of checking sports stats & news
>>154636297many billion dollar companies still use fax machines
>>154636210why do you produce this smut?
>>154636256why are some names teal?
>>154636318Japanese companies love fax machines
>>154636322points
>>154636329thats how they fire employees
won't even watch a Avs-Canes final and neither should you
>>154636339ducks didnt play last night
>>154636350Wild-Sabres is the best possible SCF but Gary and his refs won't allow it
>>154636360which curse will end if that happens? will henta virus stop it from happening and both curses can continue
>>154636367both Minnesota and Buffalo have been fucked by Gary and Dallas
>>154636355they will get points in the future
>>154636372just like leon
>>154636360Sabres would be coolMildcucks can eat shit and choke to death
Utah, Pittsburgh, LA and Ottawa should never been in the playoffs. Their respective series were complete filler.
>>154636401good teams should play against good teams and bad teams should play against bad teams, this way every match up would be interesting
>many finnish households about to be unable to watch škoda cup on the telly as maikkari goes dark tomorrow on elisa's cable network
>>154636399>he'd prefer Vegas, Anaheim, Coloradosoulless teams
>>154636407the script has already been written, Canes have like 2 weeks off before the ECFplayoff schedule is rigged
pow right in the kisser
>>154636425its all about growing the game. ducks winning would help further grow the game in california and then gary can put another team there
>>154636457I thought it was a automatic suspensions for hitting referees?
>>154636519thats a linesman, they are just bouncers
11.5 hours
>>154636527Pretty sure Dennis Wideman only hit a linesman too.
Why is it Canadiens and not Canadians
>>154636547They speak french for some reason
>>154635881based do it
>>154634947>op so butthurt he felt the ned to make this threadlove to see it
>>154636625>laffs
Huomenta
>>154636533He was totally exonerated and I believe the linesman also had to pay his legal fees kwab
>Avs/Canes Final
>>154637085* butt ends you *
Josh Manson clarifies his intent from last night. Mega based.
>>154637137He's a dangerous player who could kill someone one day since he has no self control
>>154637137BasedDeath to mildcucks
why doesnt wallstedt just stop the puck?
Gary is only keeping the Habs in the playoffs because Habs fans have the biggest gatherings by far so they're the perfect vectors to spread Hantavirus
>>154637275Just like my montreal victoire
The coffee machine is broken :(
>>154637302cant make fire or what?
>>154637302KWAB
>>154637334My office doesn’t have a fireplace :(
I don't get it, what's so Wild about Minnesota?
give me a goddamn miccut the music
wildbros we avoided the sweep!
>>154634947You say this is the worstI raise you a 2017 playoffs and expect you to think it was worth it just to see the predators get completely slimed by Hornqvist and Guenztel
>>15463742970% of our state is deciduous forest.
>Sabres>Knights
>>154637437the other part is molested children
>>154637447*Punches u*
The West is just shit. Asvs are good, not great. That's it.
has that fire breathing santa claus ever been correct?
>>154637447if you think that's bad, you should see basically every other state
>>154637437Sounds cozy
>>154637429they have a lotta boats
>>154637434True my Sensies were one goal away from delivering us a kino SCF too :/
>>154637188>He's a dangerous player who could kill someone one daymanson seems more the type to let a bunch of girls do his dirty work
>>154637470then nashville coulda got a cup :(
>>154637447this is why they hate the somali community, zero children were molested in those daycares
>>154637478>muslims don't molest kidslollmao even
i dont think konecny is 5'10 bros
>>154637437DeciDEEZ NUTS
>>154637458No the gay wizard is gay and most likely retarded
>>154637499Risto already golfing?
>>154637453>grew the game until only shit teams remainedThank you Gary
>>154637533>laffs
Wild About Children
fold the following teamssan joselos angelesanaheimvegasutahdallasnashvillecolumbusfloridatampacarolinanew jersey
will the stanley cup (and nba for that matter) playoffs conclude before the World Cup begins (June 11th)? If it's just World Cup vs Baseball, every game should have 100% attendance.
>>154637559the wild are /our guys/?????based cunnyCHADS
>>154637574>every game should have 100% attendancelooooooooool no shoteven ignoring the political climate it wouldn't happen with 48 teams>south korea vs czech republic>qatar vs switzerland>haiti vs scotlandetc
>>154637590just ship a couple of latinx to the designated areas
No Cup in the past 40 years? You get cut. No exceptions.
I got a cup right here (of coffee lol)
>>154637600wingsiesbros.......we're cooked
pedosota has zero (0) lees
>>154637559
>>154637574WC won't affect Mtl at all because we'll be too busy in the SCF
>>154637615actually, they aren't jewish enoughGeorge Charles (Chuck) Fletcher is anglo and William (Bill) Robert Guerin is hispanic
>>154637618that boy was molested later that evening
>>154637614?
>anaheim vs carolinasunbelt kino incomingrecord low viewershipcasuals: FILTERED
>>154637640SOMEONE POST THE COCK MIKKE PICTURE>>1546376452008 was 48 years ago
>>154637647I simply will never watch hockey again if the Wild don't come back from this.
>>154635848Vancouver plays for the same network the leafs play on, mckenna would get eyes regardless
>>154637618so thats where his nickname comes from
>>154637661we are not coming back brojeek has a broken heel, brodin had surgery to get a nail in his footno centersno defensive depthexhaustedit's ogreat least we're getting auston matthews this summer
It’s a big game for Buffalo tonight. I don’t see them recovering from another loss
for me, its all about just sticking to what we know and playing our game out there
>>154637684Well then I'm done. I'm not wasting my life caring about this sport, or any other, year after year. I won't even care if in 50 years they have some miracle run and win. If society even exists in a state for sports to happen.
>>154637699dubs confirm moving our legsgetting pucks deepinseminating OP's mother
there's an elimination game tonight, will the montreal ladies [shitting their guts out] take out minnesota?it got postponed from last night because the victoire are sick
>>154637699_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
im listening to Pantera: Official LIVE 101 Proof
mildcuck fangay
>>154637762RESPECTWALK
>>154637762All that stuff is Masonic social engineering to turn you into a deracinated degenerate. Listen to classical and convert to Catholicism.
>>154637801THISpantera is trash and will encourage you to drink alcoholfollow the church and rape children instead
>>154637801Protestant board im afraid
>>154637801Don't catch the norovirus out there, Britta
why didn't the other teams try sweeping twice?
imagine how great the west would be if middle easterners hadn't forced their jewish king on it
>>154637855they care about their fans
>>154637801Shinto board I'm afraid
>>154637762Based
cbus gave charlie coyle $6mx6yearshe's 34 years old
>>154637869bit of a kamikaze move by malenstyn the other night
>>154637926ted lost
>>154637943much like trb
>>154637926
charlie coyle's cousin is tony amonte
>>154637966true so did dilly and samir
charlie coyle played for your saint john sea dogs
>>154637987no just trb
dom is a fan of a franchise that holds the longest playoffs droughtno wonder he is desperate to claim others lost
>Samir mentioned, xhe never loses, muhdick.
suck shit samir
>>154638035dom MAD
>>154638026>the longest playoffs droughtwho is that now, detroit?
Okay it’s official huberdeau is no longer the worst contract in the league
samir seething and still pakistani
dom1
>>154638070good post
Next year is the year the YzerPlan finally comes together bros- Dom from Detroit
pretty sure dominick lives in suburban Kalamazoo
>>154638070a trip to the golf course in the middle of april (annual)
>>154638087I'm actually in Dearborn and my full name is Dom al'assad mohammed
they dont allow samir on the golf course because his skin is too brown
>>154638079>ded wongs
>detroit-style pizzalmao
>>154638108>jamboy not allowed on the golf coursei don't believe it
for me, its Hungry Howies
>rags
terrence has go away heat with me
Despite missing the playoffs for a decade, my wings still live rent free in hoc's head
>>154638174dom pays a heavy price to advertise them>ded wongs
>>154638192>suck shitwhat does that look like
>>154638238so you don't know
thinking about a brown person all day must be exhausting
being a retarded paki must be exhausting
Not taking your meds must be exhausting.
>>154638295does that cause you to think about brown people?
>make 1 tiny little bud1 post>trb: YOU'RE FUCKING MITCH!! YOU'RE SAMIR!!
Mitch the bitch
>>154638332ad nauseam
>why is the thread so dead today>why doesnt anyone post here anymore>where did everyone go
we love the mentally challenged here
>>154638340Classic Mitch post start shit then flee with your tail between your legs.
>>154638332Oh he's simmerin'
>>154638332put a lid on this one she boilin'
Business idea: instead of puck faceoffs to start the game, we install something that's like a pinball machine plunger and each team goes after it
>>154638360can it nerd
>>154638340All of the best /hoc/ posters are wagin’
>>154638367not true
>>154638367>tfw covid made life infinitely better because WFHthank you based china
who the fuck is mitchell anyway?
>>154638367Source?
>>154638378he won
>>154638378spaz from calgary
>>154638378winner from sherwood park
1. Your favorite team2. Your fursona
mitch ryan the guy who had trb cryin' and drives a cool car legally with his driver's license
>>154638378that guy the bruins drafted then released
do you guys remember patrick nolan
>>154638404You are Mitch
my hawkies :)
>the official clip of the kadri goal on the NHL app
>>154638378someone trb doxxed in a desperate attempt to shed attention
>>154638404mitch rules so much
>>154638378He went missing
>>154638414t. raped by bud, size 39
>>154638426Relax lad who is keeping count of nonsense like that
shit teams
Which animal makes the best goalie?
>>154638442polar bear
>>154638442tiger
>>154638442Wolf
>>154638438you are
>>154638442human
>>154638442Blue whale
>>154638453true
>>154638440>hire a rapist defender>win gmotyrmty
>>154638453>>154638478ummmm yeah I'm thinking this is super based
>>154638487your brain is rotted pal
>>154638440>laffs
>>154638503how so?
>>154638453He said best not most mediocre
>>154638519hampage got cancelled
>>154638442neurotic house cat
>>154638492how happy will he be when Vancouver loses another first overall draft lottery to another Canadian """""rival?"""""""""
>>154638440>But Jared Bednar is not even a nomination for Jack Adam’sFuck these shitty awards desu.
UM
>>154638569lyonbros....our title as best animal goaltender is at great risk
>laffs>oilels
>>154638614thank god we added the circles!
>>154638614i'd go up to them and tell them that i always stick up for them on /hoc/ and then ask them to buy me one of those bottles in the background
>>154638614Someone better separate them before they come up with a plan to escape Canada.
>>154638632no one wants those gmg pointless losers
>>154638614
which team is the least injured right now?
>>154638703hurricanes
>>154636297basedfinland doesn't fall for complicated always enshittyfying ui
mildcuck doens't have a job
>enshittified Reddit term
>>154638798go back
finna make nachos for lunch bro's
>>154637926what the cap rising year after year does to a mfer, smdh,
I've got frozen pizza, chips and ice cream for tonight
>>154638614>how to fix Wilds center depth with two simple steps
>>154638853based same! but my pizza won't have banana slices it on
>>154638853for me its sourcream and onion ringars
>>154638872Never seen banana on pizza in my life. Pineapple I have seen
>>154638812those pants must be size 40 by now
>>154638882what does olw stand for
>>154637926My Jackies :)
>>154638798Come back
>>154638886pineapple on pizza was a canadian invention our version of 9/11
>>154638894old london wasa
watching a replay of the habs game crazy how that danault but was waved off
* total canacuck death *
>club sandwich à la / hoc/breadtomatoe slices with pepperhammayo, mustard
>>154637499krukkie shirt looking nice
>>154638554It's much harder to be the GM of an elite team than the coach of an elite team. The GM has to comply with the cap, balance assets and decide who to keep and who to trade/let walk in free agency. The coach doesn't really have to do much coaching when talent alone is enough to win most of their games. You could put any random idiot from /hoc/ behind Colorado's bench without much decline.
>>154638932still a better cook than trb
>>154638924>for me
the burrito won
>>154638419kek
>>154638968trb gets to live off of welfare thanks to the burrito so who really won in the end?
>>154638975Nobody won and /hoc/ lost
>>154638951love me some nackey laypah :)
>>154638991cant be true because mitch won
>>154638975bud
>>154638951I have a sweet tooth so I prefer muesli
your buds, your mitchs, your burritos
me when /hoc/ is le but posting (i hate the habs)
>>154639014>hate habs>hates france>hates canada>hates danemark>hates binlandsounds like a (you) problem
>>154639014/hoc/ has always been nothing but a glorified crew
>>154639035holy based
are canadians going to try and claim it as a win for them when the avvies win it all
trb resembles vito both physically and sexually
>>154639077who would be johnny cakes?
>>154639077You told me you were gonna take care of that fuckin finoyk!
>>154634947Henlo I havent followed the NHL in a bit, how are my Sennies doing? Are they winning?
>>154638951My mom eats that all the time
>>154639120Our Sennies made the playoffs but unfortunately we didn't have the strength
>>154639120According to Justin Trudeau's school of thought they are the biggest winners of the playoffs.
>>154639145Well if they tried then its good enough for me.
>>154639120they would have swept any of the shit teams left in the ploffs other than the canes
>>154639120h-hans...
>>154639148exactly
>>154639150No doubt no doubt>>154639160:) mind if I save this Image? I really like it.>>154639158Y-yes...?
>>154639176take it friend, it's all yours!
>>154639176>>154639193bud won
thoughts?
Ukko-Pekka starting tonight
>>154639275This is vegass Stanley cup
>>154639279BINLAND is so back :D
>>154639014how many times are you going to get egg on your face
>>154639340Helenius is also in :DD
>vegas still hurtIT'S OVER
>>154639340finnish goalbendin :DDD
I could heem the average Finnish male quite easily
>>154639415Post body
>>154639415average finnish male is 5'11 and weighs 190lbs
>>154639438and retarded
>>154639438the cute ones are around 5'7 and 140 lbs
>>154639446>its real
>>154639279oh fug XDDD
>>154639461>beating albania by . 04
>>154639377Im surprised they’d let ukko-Pekka play again after that bruins goal
>>154639461is this non-hispanic white only?
Why do mildcucks seethe endlessly
>>154639549que?
>listen Gary #1 pick, exclusive TV rights and I want my own little show on YouTube. You know the deal, go make it happen. Make sure nobody ever finds out we had this talk
My penguins ):
>>154639337ackchyually our stanley cup happened 3 years ago. when was your team's most recent one?
KWAB based KMac
>>154639753Gary will forgive the golden knights
>leafs 1
some nba player died
>laffs
>>154639682cool it
>no one talking about world cuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RvCQjy0iC0
>>154639820much like bud
>>154639839Is that a euphemism?
>>154639839hanta virus really spreading now
>>154639916>>154639956sources telling me he od'd
tony won
>>154639967yeah true he's won 6 consecutive kwaboty awards
>>154639839It’s not official yet
>>154639967DON'T STOP-...
>>154639570>literal who ameripussy cryingmany such cases
twitter samir also seething
will hockey still exist in the new world?
>>154640191not only will hockey still exist in the new jerusalem, we'll be able to see the puck
>>154640101Lehner had depression far before Vegas
>>154637926>a grown man named charlie
>dabres having to rely on >Finnish goaltending to come back in the seriesGrim.
>>154640270Yeah they’ve given up
where is everyone
so over
>>154640278Working. /hoc/ will come alive during puckdrop
>>154640278KWAB
>>154634947
>>154639059looks like a canadian team to me
>>154640101Why did you post the edit? Here's the original
>>154640191I want to believe after Balkanization/ww3/civil war hockey will enter a new renaissance
>>154640321jen
>>154635496Maybe they should pay him more
20x20 + captaincy
>>154637137>he lands on me after I wrapped my arms around his head and wouldn’t let go
this ac unit i bought works well but is loud as fuck lol
Didnt ask faggot.
>>154640358what?
>>154640370
>>154640389>treat this thread as your personal blog/toilet>w-w-where is everyoneAlways makes me chuckle
>>154640343He'll take a reasonable 15 milly to give the team cap wiggle room down the road because he's such a stand up guy.
hockey central: 2 beers for hypeanthem beer1st period: 4 beers1st intermission: intermission beer2nd period: 3 beers2nd intermission: intermission beer3rd period: 4 beerspost game beer
>>154640428>OT
>>154640418Nah he'll take a max contract because he's not a cuck unlike McMeme and also unlike McMeme he'll successfully carry his team to the Cup.
>>154640358SUNBELTERS OUT
>>154640405now i do it every once in a while to pop you specifically :)
>>154640444Nice thumb
got a new power washer going to wait until puck drop to fire it up
>>154640444couple of these at least, per period and intermission of course
>>154640358Is it so loud you can’t sleep?
>>154640472Thanks it matches my gut
>>154640497You really are just some alcoholic chug
>>154640428my routine when i went to the local junior games:pre-game molsonfirst period rickards intermission molsonsecond period rickards intermission molsonthird period rickards + molsondairy queen
>>154640428>17 beers
>>154640546i'm cutting back
i swear he has a gay crush on celebrini
Fuck GaryFuck VegayasCalifornia is more of a hockey state than Nevada or Utah.
>>154640541What blizzard did you get?
I’m going to fucking chimpout , I still think he’s recovering from the Olympic injury why the fuck is he playing?
>>154640428>beershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj-pYPiAR18
>>154640566good for you lad
>>154640588m&m's
>>154640593When you don't get the trophy, it makes you go psychotic. He's bloodthirsty now.
>>154640593this is his swan song
>>154640583yeeees more star playersthe loss will be ever so much sweeter
>>154640593he hasn't played for a couple weeks and got bored
That game 4 was embarrasing from wild. Very very embarrasing. Playing that at home in a must win. Awful.
>>154640593who cares? he's an old fart. Pittsburgh wont even make the offs next year
>>154640648Shut the fuck up
>>154640648Good thing Crosby is jumping ship to the Habbies for one last Cup run then
>>154640680this guy knows
>>154640680LOL!
>>154640699>laffs
>>154640680He's too much of a coward to actually make some kind of a decision like that
>>154640644I can think of at least one more embarrassing loss
>>154640728>decisionit's written in the stars
>>154640743Whatever. My attention span and memory not good. I'm like a goldfish.
>>15464074304/17/22
>>154635298Crazy how 80% of people are forever gonna just think of her very nice butthole any time she's seen anywhere
>>154640758>I'm like a goldfishya... CHEESY!
>>154640759The very 1
>>154640622Good choice
>>154640759xhe woke up that morning as tbg and went to bed as trb. what a transition for xher
>>154640806it was a nice butthole indeed
>>154640743That Boston vs Buffalo game was twice as humiliating
>>154640605reminds me overdrive is off and running
>>154640680Nah he’s heading to the aves
just took a big sloppy binnington
>>154640880you're not a chez nous like Sid and I, you wouldn't get it
>>154640541A lot of the Junior teams (BCHL and PJHL) here in BC have deals or sponsorship with a random local brewery and will have a branded pils or lager. Always cheap. The GIants have a good beer market but hardly have the deals. Either or I drink heavily and go for the pretzel with grainy mustard and then popcorn at the first intermission.
what would the hockey equiv be of the baseball 9 beers, 9 hot dogs, 9 innings?
>>1546409293 bottles of wine and 3 poutines
>1-1 everywhereLadies and gentleman... PLOFFS!
>>154640929100-case, crisps, and 9 rounds of sauna Gollum
>>1546409293 beers, 3 hot dogs, 3 periods
>watch American coverage and experience god awful free bird techno remix every commercial break>watch Canadian coverage experience god awful spirits in my head song every commercial break
>>154640916Based! Any pizza sponsorships?
>>154640995joey freaking chestnut over here
>>154641004who are you quoting?
desu with you I think the Habs are gonna tonight and then win the series
>he doesn’t know
>>154641004hey don't worry champ i got you>>154641028me, i said that
>>154641028>>154641044actually it was me but it was out of context
>>154640986>9 rounds of sauna GollumHow did an American become so cultured?
>>154640995slow down bro. set your goals with in reason.
that was my quote
Alcohol is disgusting. Smoke weed during hockey games it’s much healthier for you.
manifesting a really long overtime tonight
>>154641064I do both and it's a whirlwind
tonight's games are must win 2bh
>>154641009most of the pizza is made in house at these and varies wildly in quality depending on the concession staff/management. Vernon had absolutely deadly greasy nuclear grade pepperoni while others would make freezer aisle michalina's look appetizing in comparison. Burgers are also the same. Even on the same menu it can vary wildly. Chilliwack for example has dry ass beef burgers, but does a "Korean" fried chicken burger that is quite tasty. Aldergrove Ironmen have a Triple O's in the Community Centre they play out of which is crazy good and Poco Trailblazers have a cafe stand in their that does all the desert waffles.
>>154640849we respect xim/xer's new pronouns
>>154641097My ex girlfriend became nonbinary after she broke up with me
>>154641104so she had your dick and was like "I'm done?"
>>154641114They still date men just identifies as they/them now.
>>154641133much like trb
>>154641093Thanks for the report. I hope those waffles had Nutella
Soome dude was wrestling with his girlfriend in the park behind my house and this little kid about half their age just ran and and started beating up on the guy and now he's like forcing them to play catch with them it's kind of funny
>>154640986Based
Comeback time
>>154641156the kids pronoun is 'them'? grim
it's just business, /hoc/ nothin' personnell
>>154641147that is an option
>>154640583his feelings are purely maternal
>>154641250could crosby learn how to lactate if he had to nurture an infant? my hunch is yes.
>>154640986chad. I'll meet you guys in the sauna after I finish benching
>>154640916our owner is way too stupid and cheap to do this
>O L E>L>E
mother hen sid <3
Gary's cancelling the playoffs if the habs win
>>1546409293 periods, 3 trips gets, 3 ban evasions
Imagine getting cucked while your sitting in the basement watching Buffalo vs the habs. But your wife is cheating on you with your own approval upstairs.
* total frog death *
the next thread should be oilers themed
>calls jihad on frogs>posts on frogchan
Sex with Crosby while Mackinnon watches in Avesolute anger from his autistic cuck cage :3
>>154641343log off, bedard
>>154641323
should we do a wellness check on mildcuck later
>>154641385>>154641385>>154641385New
new thread: >>154641386
>>154641390>>154641391great
>>154641387No need his parole officer will
>>154641390use this thread now>>154641391recycle this thread later
>>154641064Just rip some pregabalin or baclofen once per week. It's literally alcohol in a pill and wont wreck your health
>>154640986>4.5%A 100 pack might give those vodka elves a light buzz
