tick tock mother fucker
love football and love aussie rules
Sudos are the ones with large penises.Aboriginals were nomadic foragers so the women remained thin, so no need for huge penises.
>>154635897sudos were agriculturalists?
>>154635906They were meat chads so the ladies had lots of bunda.
fuck the supercoach meta build following cattle
Successful coach.Genuinely better than a lot going around.Not his fault half his players are made of paper.Lyon, Longmuir and Brad Scott are all on the chopping block ahead of him. With Longmuir only saving himself due to where Fred sit on the ladder. When the inevitable finals failure happens again this year, he'll likely face the axe.
>>154635921>Not his fault half his players are made of paper.Thought you were talking about Brad Scott but then you started to shit on him.
>>154635878trip on kane
fantasy football is a lot of effort for no reward desualso poisons the way people talk about footy. people glaze daicos because he generates 150 points with shit ineffective turnovers.
>>154635933Bulldogs were one of the flag favourites and playing good football till they lost pretty much all their top liners in a period of 3 weeks.Bombers haven't competed for over 2 decades, that's the difference.
>>154635970Should also add, He's just behind Hinkley as the most unsuccessful coach. Having coached the second most games without appearing in a Grand Final. So the first line immediately counts him out.
>>154635886kek based
longmuir is such a fraudits incredible how much he gets glazed despite achieving nothing with a pretty good well-rounded list. if fages, dimma, or clarko had their list they could do a three in a row.
>>154635985>He's just behind Hinkley as the most unsuccessful coach. Having coached the second most games without appearing in a Grand Final.Why is a (losing) grand final a success but a losing prelim a failure? Both the prelim and grand final losers could've lost to the same team.
I'm hoping Buckley get the job at Carlton, takes them to the bottom and the AFL end up merging GWS with Carlton. Too many Victorian teams.
>>154635994
whole packet of dark chocolate digestive biscuits for dinner
>>154636017>takes them to the bottomBut this is the best thing for Carlton.>Finish last>Bid on Port's Cochrane with pick #1>Port match, Carlton acquire pick #19 for free due to their top 5 pick being pushed back>Carlton then pick the next best player in the draft (that isn't Walker)>Other teams then bid on Walker>Carlton pay some picks to get him for freeCan literally double dip this year. Would be stupid to not finish last.
SIMSIMSALABIM
for someone that likes eating and blogging, you'd think that he;d combine his two loves and be a healthy interesting food writer, possibly discussed in footy circles and nutritionists discussions about optimal eating plans for elite sportsmen etcinstead we get this sadsack shit I always hope he'll die alone from choking or pic related
>>154636033applied for dental fillings yet mate
>>154636053who are you quoting?
>>154636064what do you mean? Im referring to the guy who's eating shit for dinner. I'm not quoting anyone. are you dim or being obtuse?
Hinkley the kind of (bleep)er who would actually want to live in Hobart
>>154636010To win the flag you need to make the grand final. If you can't coach a team to the grand final, you'll never win a flag. So someone who can and has taken teams to a Grand Final is a proven coach that just got unlucky on the big day.>>154636017Will never happen. Graham Wright was GM of Collingwood and oversaw Buckley's sacking. He's now the CEO of Carlton. He's not going to go and hire him and Buckley doesn't even entertain the idea.
>>154636085hobart is an improvement over geelong, which is where he's from
>>154636087Wew this takes the cake as one of the dumbest posts i've seen all year.
I STICK MY FINGERS IN MY ASS
>>154636094For what reason?
>>154636087>2007:>Preliminary final: Geelong 92 - 87 Collingwood>Grand Final: Geelong 163 - 44 Port AdelaideYup, Collingwood's season/coach was an utter failure. Port Adelaide were much better.
>>154636094Has anyone ever won a flag without making a grand final?
>>154636100meant for>>154636098
>>154636100you can't win a grand final unless you make finalsyou can't win a grand final unless you make a prelimyou can't win a grand final unless you unless you win a prelimyou can't win a grand final unless you.....
>trade unions are Tom Round on Hard Quizoh another bit of cherrypicked commie ABC leftie tradiefaggotry
>>154636101Malthouse made 2 grand finals 4/5 years prior off the back of already winning 2 with WCE. His coaching credentials were never in doubt.This is entirely different from someone who has gone their entire career and never made it to the Grand Final at all and thus never been in any position whatsoever to win a flag.
>>154636116It all boils down to winning Round 1 desu.
Chris Scott was confirmed as a great coach when he made the grand final in his first year as a senior coach. That he won it makes him the goat.
>>154636101What's the deal with Port Adelaide? They exist to win premierships but they never do!
Ross the Boss is the ultimate super coach because he's made 4 grand finals.
Was Don Pyke a good coach?>Gets Crowbots into the Grand Final>They're unbackable favourites>Shit the bed and never show up>They lose>Players go off on a mental torture training camp>Club culture is completely destroyed in the offseason>They never recover
>>154636116You're only a successful coach if you win a flag.You're a proven coach if you can make it to the Grand Final.Everything is irrelevant and you are an also ran.To claim otherwise is celebrating mediocrity.Like Carlton customers celebrating 2023 as their best season, the year their arch rivals won the flag.
>>154636167if they ever won, they would cease to exist. so it's about protecting jobs and tarps.
>>154636167They only show up against worthy opponents. After Lions win again this year, Port will be there in 2027 to stop them fourpeating.
AFL is a winner takes all system. It's that simple. If you make a grand final and lose you are first of the losers. You failed the objective of the whole sport like all the other teams which is to win the grand final.This is a very simple concept.
>>154636194>First loserYou're actually the last loser. The worst of the worst.With the draft system if you don't win it all you want to finish last. Runnerups in the grand final is the worst position you can finish.
bf just sent me this
>>154636202First draft picks are notorious for not winning flags or much of anything, really. Cooney is the only one that has won a legitimate Brownlow, I think there's only 5 that have won flags in total.
More people remember and admire Gaz's Cats or Lyon's Saints than a random flag winner like say 04 Port or 95 Blues. Had the former teams won flags they would be greater, but nevertheless they are great teams and had good coaches.
>>154636208Crisp neckline on that t-shirt. Couldn't have been worn too many times.
>>154636216>won a legitimate BrownlowStole. Clearly belonged to Ablett.
>>154636114no but steven may
>>154636218>admire [...] Lyon's SaintsAs in Ross Lyon's? Absolutely not. They were boring as shit.Grant Thomas built that team and gave us 'THE STREAK' dvd set. Lyon swooped in and rode off his hard work, much like he did at Fremantle with Mark Harvey.
>>154636224Problem with playing in a good team, you have other players taking votes from you. Selwood robbed him more than the umpires.
>>154636229>still saying this unfunny memesigh
Im old enough to remember /afl/ calling him Cash Grablett for going to gold cunts
>>154636238This guy gets it.
>>154636246>You're a bad person for switching jobs for 5x the payNo one at Geelong held it against him.
>>154636258Going on to win the flag next year without him also likely helped.
>bec gibneyWOULD
>>154636266She looks a lot like an English teacher i had at school who you just knew was really hot back in the day. Probably the only elderly school teacher who wasnt gross looking/obviously fucked in the head
>>154636208this guy would drown in asian puss if he decided to randomly live in japan or korea
A gay guy walks into a bar with a black eye. His friends say "Oh did you get into a fight or something". He replies "Yeah but you should see the other guy - he's cuuuuute"
>>154636296Serena_mellow_stare.jpg
Fuck this shit club and it's fucking supporters. Also fuck Tom and fuck Charley that gigantic gimp.
>>154635886cheeky
>>154636174>Shit the bed and never show upNot true.Remember they kicked the first 2 goals and were leading at qtr time. It wasnt even until just before half time Richmond took the lead. But late in the 2nd you could tell Richmond had really grown into the game and were dominate and had elite pressure the crows couldn't cope with. Second half they got btfo. But id say GWS in 2019 and Sydney in 2022 - those were teams that didn't show up.
>>154636167Reckon it was a mistake getting rid of Tom Harley.
ethnic neighbours down the street are having a party on a Tuesday night just randomly
fuck carlton guy must be shitfaced by now.
>>154636323they have NDIS money
>>154636174>had to play gf at Richmond’s home groundYeah nah aye
>>154636324Fuck Carlton guy was actually David Teague
>>154636327western union have their NDIS money, now their family back home has that NDIS money and soon Al Qaeda will have the NDIS money.
is the vegan poster here indian?never really occurred to me until now
>>154636338This is the lifespan of the Australian Tax dollar
>>154636340indians aren't normally vegan, just vegetarian. loads of animal products in indian food.
>>154636243>unfunny
>>154636338Its all good mate, Al Qaeda run Syria now and are our allies now.
>nowthey were controlled op and technically always were allies secretly but now it is official.
>>154636346AL Gaeda in the Flippines was the ones I had in mind. AUD = Flip Peso, how many?
>>154636353go to bed grandpa
>>154636278>tfw i had no hot milf or older sis teachers after becoming a legal hsbf
>>154636296
STFU, you have been warned
>>154636296lol
>brownie "so me head was hurti---">gaz "TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE??!
What's more retarded /afl/, big footy or r/AFL?
>>154636386/afl/ for sure, less gay though
>>154636386r/afl is just bots so can't really count them as a real community
Not racist or anything but there's always at least some cunt watching their brain retardant without headphones while I'm trying to read on the train, and what they're watching is never in English
>>154636406good on them for learning a new language on the way to and fro work
>>154636406based springvale man
>The SAS guy who died was 50 years oldAre our elite forces really just a bunch of uncs?
>>154636406Now boarding the Pakistan/Crandall line, please hold your nose for the smell. 祝你有美好的一天, आपका दिन शुभ हो
>>154636386/afl/ has the hardest truths. Would get you banned on other sites if you called Robert Walls cowardly.
>>154635885>I've been posting on 4chan longer than some of the people here were born, potentially even you.That's sad mate
similar thing happened to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oubGfP5_I-4
>>154636359wat
>>154636424Saying something contrarian doesn’t automatically make it a ‘hard take’
can someone post in my new /cric/ thread
>>154636438calling a post you don't like 'contrarian' does make you a gigantic crybaby. reporting posts you don't agree with "in the interests of the community' or whateverf bit of adspeak is popular does make you a huge wanker.
>>154636433no it's notyou newfags have no idea how good it has been here
>>154636216but if essendon sold merrett for a bunch of late first rounders, they'd be contenders now hey?
>>154636443
>>154636454>iOS
>>154636450>"in the interests of the community' or whateverf bit of adspeak is popular does make you a huge wanker.Not him but its unironically in the interests of the community not to have shitposting lowering the quality of the thread. If there weren't rules and quality control, this thread would be slammed with p*rn and other garbage.Look at sharty and you'll see my point
>>154636452gottem
Do you guys prefer Greg’s Kitchen or RussEats?
>>154636451nta but why do you "oldfags" constantly rail on us youngGODS, literally never did anything untowards you faggots. put up with a lot of your weird millennial peculiarities tho
>>154636452lucky essendon have the experience and leadership of a player that wanted out and basically said they would achieve nothing this year or they could have got smashed this year
considering he coached norf to back-to-back prelims, could brad scott see out a dosn rebuild and bring them to at the very least their first finals win?
>>154636462Are posts about people in the crowd high or low quality?
>>154636467Greg is a lot more honest and real, he's also got quircks just like me. Greg for me
>>154636472bro hangs around in these threads to seethe about dosn not trading merrett for a pack of chips kek
>>154636476Damn big boy in the middle looks like Göring but he's pulling some hitler speech moves
>nas out for a monthkek that's 15% of their entire salary cap wasted
>>154636499Is he on more than TDK?
>>154636458swing and a miss. macOS
>>154636538>actually its not diarrhea, its just turd
>>154636438>Saying something contrarianTelling people to not kill themselves is not contrarian, you absolute fucking clown.
>>154636530yeah he's on 2.2 milhighest paid player in the comp is this one season wonder kek
>>154636546Does that mean telling people to kill themselves in contrarian?
>>154636470considerinh it was a millenial who built the site, millenials and x who ndeveloped it into the poisoned pack ofn skittles that appeal you young cunts you should speak less and listen more.
>>154636540>you were wrong, and youre doubling down. I've got windows10 bootcamped, would you prefer I make you look stupid in an OS you respect?
>>154636548Got greedy signing the short term deal.Good on him for backing himself to get a big contract, kwab of him to go for the 2 year deal.
I’m never masturbating again
Kill yourself wallsperg
>>154636558you should tell them over at the worldwide porn company. otherwise they'll make all that stuff for nothing.
>>154636557This is what happens when you pay abos, just look at Tyson stengle
>>154636550Yes.It's the edgy contrarian response to the standard view on suicide. It's explicitly used as a legally safe insult to show disdain for someone's life as making a direct threat is can and usually does end in legal ramifications.
>>154636556i'm on linux lmao
walls closing in
>>154636563why where is he?
>>154636556>OS you respect>windows10absolutely haram
fuck up you nerd cunt losers
>>154636572Haha I just noticed what your name is on that post, that’s hilarious! Upvote for you my good sir!!
>>154636566>100% volumeunc level hearing on this boomer lol
>>154636566macOS is based on linux but I'm sure you knew that, our screencaps are identical in that respect.thumbs show you're using that poofy fedora or something so if you were bgoing to start banging on yeah I dont care nerd.
>>154636577kill yourself you fucking cunt
>*holds nose*>hey guys what linux distro do you use
Nerds are basedI wish I was a smart nerd
>>154636580I just use the knob on my Yamaha AG06>>154636581yeah bro, im sure the version of linux designed for women that youre using is great
>>154636581>macOS is based on linux
>>154636590you didn't pick up on my test. its unix-based not linux. bigger swing bigger miss.im using macOS I fucken told you earlier
>>154636593Drop the name. It was good for the Tyson Stengle joke but now it's just annoying with you being a macfag and all.
what is /afl/ reading currently?
>>154636615posts on 4chan
>>154636615This thread.
>>154636615fuckhead nerds talking about gay shit
>>154636615Absolute drivel, also known as /alf/
>>154636615the differences between unix and linux
all me
bunch of clowns you lot
in hindsight where did it all go wrong for these two
hi guys, whats happening? Sent from my Nokia Tap-a-Talk
>>154636635sydney was always going to get exposed as fraudsnot sure who the 2nd club you are talking about is?
>>154636635>walyalupgigacringe
>>154636615
>when the commentators accidently go to say fremantle and trip over themselves trying to correct to the boong name
I am a creature of the night
>>154636615Goethe's diary entries of his time in Italy. Lovely read
>>154636644Crisp reference.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9sntNZhAGI
shut up about books and shit
I’m a waste of space
>>154636641carlton and essendon you dumbfuck
>>154636657based post above you
>>154636659oh i seei guess you could ask where did it go wrong for these 3
FOOLISH DINGO
>>154636659rd 19, 2023 is where it went wrong for essendon when ridley did his quad (the first time)he (and the team) haven't been the same since
just checked the ladder and swans are in first lads
>>154636664Sydney have done well since then. Good last year, and even better this one.
fucking pseud cunts
>>154636677>good last year>10thi guess anything is an improvement when the grand final is over 5 mins into the 2nd qtr
>>154636680do you mean pseudo? I dont understand you. make sense, or better yet read a book before getting all angry. you look foolish lashing out every day here.
>>154636690no i meant exactly what i saidfaking fake intellectual cunt just outed yourself
>>154636566>discordlmao
>>154636683my point exactly. you try playing footy with 2 shotgun blasts to the kneecaps. I was pleased that they gave it a red hot regardless with all that'd happened.
>>154636692a-are we being raided?
>>154636691so what did you mean? it's not a word. did you pick it up on tiktok or something?
only proving my exact point you fuckhead
im a lone wolf
>>154636697pseud, short for pseudo-intellectual, is commonly used on 4chan mateyou may need to go back from whence you came
>>154636704you arent proving anything. parroting that you're right doesn't make it so. waste of time like your posts and your conception. your mum should've swallowed your dad's load instead of carrying it for 8months, premmie all-talk toughguy.
shut up
>>154636711from /r/iamverysmartmost likely
ah, its a buzzword. right. ill let the boys know to add it to the list. thanks for your help.
>>154636711>pseud, short for pseudo-intellectual, is commonly used on 4chan mateLiterally never seen it before. People always use the o at the end. Pseudo.
*farts loudly*
>>154636723yeah i bet you always think about sudos
>>154636723lel
>>154636726thats not true
>blatantly outing yourself as a huge newfagonly redditors could do this
>>154636723https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/pseud/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/pseud/there you go, used since at least 2010 on /tv/ and 48000 instances on desuarchive
>>154636735truly dire how many freshies we havewhy does nobody lurk three years before posting anymore?
for a bunch that talk about "glowies" so much, you're remarkably helpful in working out slang, it's nuances and contexts and sources.
some dark evil forces at play here
>i was just pretending xdnot buying it
>>154636747laziness aand a willingness to eat your own helps .
Is this a new mick the old mick of playing dumb?
the best part is that you'll never know.
Kek you guys literally thought I was being serious. So much for you lot being pseuds.
Christ is King.
weird cunts
>>154636746here have a freebie on me then"it's" with the apostrophe is always a contraction of "it is" and not an apostrophe of ownershipcorrect grammar would be "its nuances"
can yoos SHUT THE FUCK UP
You are supposed to announce your doing a new mick. Usually at the start of a new thread.
>>154636775
>>154636779correct grammar is easy assymetrical grammar exploitation is more interesting and harder for LLMs to learn from.
shove your grammar up your ass lol
>>154636793here's one for you"your" implies that you own something. "you're" is the contraction of "you are""your doing" would be correct if doing is used as a noun e.g. "this critical error was your doing", but you used it as a verb, i.e. "doing a 'mick". thus, you need to use "you are", and the contraction "you're"
>>154636793>supposed to >usually atwhats the point if everything is organised in a predetermined fashion? you want a like button and a karma counter too? change happens. that you can count on.
somewhere out there someone here is reenacting the LOL or WOW kid losing his shit on teh bed gif. Fantastic.
>>154636738>Searching for posts that contain ‘pseud’. Returning only first 5000 of 48128 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘pseudo’. Returning only first 5000 of 344058 results found.Looks like a typical spelling error to me.>Searching for posts that contain ‘definately’. Returning only first 5000 of 52125 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘seperate’. Returning only first 5000 of 143860 results found.
>>154636812GOTTEM>>154636813On a string
>>154636829>Shaved bush off>Now torso looks 3x longer>Torso longer than legsExtremely grim.
>>154636832except "pseudo" can be used in many different fashions, whereas "pseud" exists specifically as a shortened form of pseudo-intellectual.also, using the archives:>Searching for posts that contain ‘definitely’. Returning only first 5000 of 4459705 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘separate’. Returning only first 5000 of 1052962 results found.the ratio is similar between seperate/separate but that is because that is a much easier mistake. definately/definitely is not even close.read the latest three posts on desuarchive. none of them can be mistaken for "pseudo"
>>154636846WRONGYou idiot, you stupid fucking foolYou could not be more wrongMore perfectly hairless pussy for me to eat, I guess -- before I fuck the mouth, arse, mouth and (perfectly hairless) pussy in that order
Do any of you blokes watch The Cheap Seats?
Heh I stole a (You) from you. You're never getting that back.
Thinking about tripping up, what do you guys think?
>>154636837got you on a TFN database..
If you're gonna trip up, dont be a boring homosexual like Bruce
yeah, be a flamboyant shit eating homosexual like reality check.
>>154636898unironically yesrichmondspastic's tranny prozzie adventures was one of the funniest posts I have ever seenif you are going to use a trip, you need to have a 'mick or interesting style, like reality cuck's outlandish stories or WABA's drunken escapades
archive grammar nazi spuergout
it wont happen. people who don the trip have personalities that are more forceful, confident. they would'nt ask others think before doing it. you wont do it, and if you do you'll ditch it first day.
>154636879OOGEY BOOGEY N*GGER
good knight faggots same place tomorrow as usual
richmondspastic and cartcunt, it was the same faggot behind both of those shit gimmicks
@154636891Thanks for the (You) sucker
Did you guys catch the emergency fireball podcast today?
I’d don the trip but I don’t know how
>>154636917just
Kingy is Christ
remember when Ariarne Titmus retired and all the women seethed because she was such a good young role model
>>154636941>Guy holding his dickNot clicking on that. Stick to posting women, thanks.
>>154636942Yesh, kingy kept saying the f word kek (because it was a podcast)
>>154636944must I spoonfeed everyone tonight?
you're a long way from the finished product
Labor lost the election tonight
>>154636953if you can't name that person you don't belong on 4chanalso, I strongly recommend you lurk the main boards (/tv/, /pol/, /sp/) for a year before posting, because you stick out like a sore thumb
>>154636941thought he was holding some export for a sec>>154636942nope
@154636969>falling for thatlevels
I think Pendles and Collingwood should celebrate his record breaking game. Missing a game when they need him is a little off. But I get it. He’s got to do it at the G. Pocketing half a million in the process. That’s a bit on the nose
Stop trying to troll each other it’s not funny
>>154636984I don't know whats more antisemetic. The "joke" about our noses, or the blatant disregard for the financial windfall his management team will earn.
>>154636969The thumbnail looks like something out of lemon party.>lurk /pol/Fuck off, nazi.
Lets all trip up with silly names
>He's still pretending to be a freshie after he's been exposed.
>>154636984He invested $3 million in Australian soccer, pls understand.It would be a horrible look for the AFL if the games record holder retires from the game broke. That's why they're letting him pocket it all outside of the salary cap.
>>154637009that's elite
>>154636941I dont know this faggots name
>12 game-worn guernseys to be auctioned>SP433 football ($300)>Special edition SP433 guernseys ($250)>Pinot Noir ($199/bottle)>Standard SP433 guernseys ($140)>SP433 merino scarf ($90)>SP433 hoody ($90)>Field blend red wine ($80/bottle)>SP433 tshirt ($55)>New Era SP433 cap ($50)>SP433 kids football ($45)>SP433 bobblehead ($40)>SP433 standard scarf ($40)>SP433 collectors magazine ($20)>SP433 badge ($8)What will you be buying to celebrate his achievement?
>>154637029losing money? oy fucking veyearning an untold amount in a weird impossible to correctly tabulate and tax fashion? hmmm, depends who's managing its safe investment.
>>154636705ever thought about doing one of those shootings it'll totally impress jodie foster iykwim haha
>>154637039thats cat goddess, patron saint of ebaumsworld
>Voss gone>Bloos list manager gone>Hodge and Cornes choosing Sportsbet over other jobsdead league
>>1546371046 months of paid Sportsbet work vs unpaid AFL work.They can swap back to AFL next year once the ban is in place.
>>154637104>t. deadshit.
/alf/ progressively gets more unhinged each time i go into these threads, whats driving all this
>>154637159we're all counting down until the end of civilisation mate
>ive been successfully demoralisednice mate
who are you quoting
>>154637159your drive-by's, apparently.
I think I've been shadow banned please reply to this post to let me know you can see my posts.
I just felt some kind of presence in this thread. Like someone was trying to communicate with us.
man i haven't seen anon post in a while maybe he went to touch his waifu's grass
just hopped in bed and im all cosy tucked up in my duvet
i just felt a presence cop a feel of my ass but i am alone in the room
goodnight alf
And to all a good night
>>154637224It's called a quilt.
booked my flight lads im moving to thailand
>>154637502Forwarding this to the feds.
>>154637502nonce
>>154637535i said thailand not saint kitts and nevis
tonights docukinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P42F-nymyxk
>>154637660
>>154636984>Missing a game when they need him is a little off.Pendlebury isn't in Collingwood's best 22, He's number 23 though. The perfect super sub if the role still existed. Come on late when everyone's tired for poise and his lack of leg speed doesn't get exposed too badly. Against teams that can punish you with speed, Collingwood were unironically a better team without him out there as the Hawthorn game shows.While Geelong is also a team that punishes with speed and they were just running off him all night, which has the knock on effect of the defence not having the time to cover resulting in far too easy scoring.Sydney are another quick team, he'd unironically just be a liability out there.
>>154637737Was best on ground two games ago (v Essendon) and was one of only two Collingwood players to get coaches votes against Geelong (DeGoey - 4, Pendlebury - 3).>While Geelong is also a team that punishes with speed and they were just running off him all nightLiterally got a free kick and goal for applying defensive pressure with a tackle.Meanwhile Daicos was being highlighted for only lightly jogging after Mullin.
>>154637769>Was best on ground two games ago (v Essendon)By design to get him the ANZAC medal because Essendon were a pathetic rabble who couldn't even put up a challenge.> and was one of only two Collingwood players to get coaches votes against GeelongBall in hand, as good as ever. That's not where the game was won or lost. >Literally got a free kick and goal for applying defensive pressure with a tackle.From a marking contest in a highly congested forward 50. Virtually every player in the team could and should have made that tackle.
>>154637907He literally laid more tackles in that game than Tom Atkins. What more do you want from the guy?
>>154636406>t.
iggs
da blooz
>>154638342applied for a new coaching job yet mate
>>154638374They've already appointed an interim. Looking at their next few months, he's going to win 5-6/7 games and be appointed as full time coach. Then lose all the games to end the season.Seen it all before.
I don't even go on /pol/ just /sp/ and sometimes /int/
>>154638645nobody does
/a/, /g/, /jp/. Perfectly pairs with /afl/.
>>154636557reckon he signed 2 yrs because he wants to return home and he decided to rip st kilda off in the meantime. crisp if true, this list management strategy of paying spuds millions while actually good players like marshall and wilkie languish and leave is going to destroy the aints for a decade, and frankly it couldn't have happened to a shitter team.
>>154639369>marshall and wilkie languish and leaveLike Ross will let Marshall go anywhere.
Fuck the swans
>>154639385marshall has a year left on his contract and could easily get more money elsewhere, especially because the aints wisely spend their entire cap space on nas, tdk, and philipoo
>>154640827How good are they
>>154635878question:this guy is obviously part abbo yet doesn't seem to make a big song and dance about it yet I see blonde haired 1/64th abbos at best changing their names from Lachlan Jones to Tubbawunga and declaring themselves to be as abbo as the fullbloods in the outbackmeanwhile Elizabeth Warren had her career destroyed by claiming to be 1/64th Indianwhat gives? How come people whiter than me can claim to be fair dinkum abbos whereas if you pulled that shit ANYWHERE ELSE you'd get cancelled?not a /pol/ tourist BTW, just a bong who finds this weird
justice for kumanjayi little baby
>>154640960The only jones we recognise around here is sarah jones champ
can't fucking sleep any more
gma
>>154641096why didnt coppers let the locals take the dude instead of dragging him through the courts and jail which will cost tax payers millions just to tell us what we already know, is that he killed the girl.
I haven't had a decent night sleep since I was 12
>>154641623dunno desu cunt shoulda been hung by his legs from the biggest river gum and left for the birds
>>154637737>still posting about Collingwood/Pendlebury at 12:30amkek you pathetic cunt wanker, literally unemployed fuckwit obsessed with someone who doesn't give two fucks about you. You're literally being kept up at night thinking about him and Collingwood, you fucking queer dog lmao
Tom Cats. Forget Pendles, Geelong will equal a record which has stood for over 75 years unless tragedy strikes both of Tom Atkins and Tom Stewart with Geelong set to play a record equaling 461st straight match featuring a player named Tom. The Geelong record started in Round 10 2007 when Tom Harley returned from injury with Tom Hawkins emergence that same year. Tom Lonergan, Tom Gillies, Tom Ruggles and more recently Tom Stewart and Tom Atkins have all contributed to the record. This equals the Richmond record of 461 games played by a Jack from Round 14 1925 to Round 11 1949 with special mention to St Kilda who have recently climbed into the top 10 and will reach 304 consecutive Jack games this week provided one of Jack Silvagni, Jack Higgins, Jack Macrae, Jack Sinclair or Jack Carroll play.Top 10 of teams with consecutive games by players with the same first nameGeelong* - Tom 461 games, R10 2007 to R10 2026Richmond - Jack 461 games, R14 1925 to R11 1949Carlton - Jack 410 games, R16 1933 to R13 1955Richmond - Kevin 369 games, R10 1966 to R13 1982Adelaide - Mark 342 games, R4 1991 to R22 2005Hawthorn - Michael 334 games, R18 1974 to R9 1988Carlton - Jim 329 games, R9 1934 to R18 1951South Melbourne/Sydney - John 317 games, R9 1957 to R20 1973St Kilda* - Jack 304 games, R17 2012 to R10 2026Hawthorn - John 292 games, R14 1951 to R9 1967
>>154641623Because the government commissions and inquiries they would setup after he was lynched would cost the tax payer much more
Good morning alf
>>154641903crispolapendles btfo
I was going for all the jacks but couldn't think of another for Richmond player under 180cm so ruined it and had already used Jack Graham
Footy tomorrow
Pendlebury is selling wine to celebrate his 433 games, a single bottle is $149, one with a special cylinder is $199"To mark a historic milestone in Australian Football League history, Elite Estate Wine proudly presents the SP433 Record Breaker Pinot Noir – a limited-edition celebrating Scott Pendlebury as he surpasses the all-time games record.“Produced exclusively at Yering Station in the Yarra Valley, this limited-edition Pinot Noir was selected to mark one of the most significant milestones of my career.Reaching the all-time games record in the Australian Football League is something I never imagined when I first started playing. It’s a moment that reflects the teammates, supporters, family and community who have been part of the journey along the way.To everyone who has supported me throughout my career, this bottle is for you. A moment like this will never be repeated.”— Scott PendleburyOriginYarra Valley"https://eliteestatewine.com.au/shop/sp433-pinot-noir/
>>154642404nigga finna squeeze every drop out of this game
fucking pathetic pendlebury is using this as a way to make money what a fucking cock sucker. typical collingwood filth. shamefur dispray.
imagine if they lost to the iggs
HOLLOW RECORDHOLLOW RECORDI WILL NEVER RECOGNISE PENDLEBURY BEING CARRIED
>>154642472a few weeks ago it was likely but iggs have fallen back to their old ways after beating norf and my pooties, kind of sad honestly. i was hoping for the iggs to finally be good again this year.
>hurt my shoulder pulling the doona up last nightfuck sake
Pendleburysperg has lost his mind, I’m half convinced he’s the fucking schizo glowie who’s been running around these parts for a few months, likely lost his mind over the Summer
>>154643237Such is life getting old. I pulled a muscle in my neck last week taking my shirt off
>>154643289>Pendleburysperg has lost his mind, I’m half convinced he’s the fucking schizo glowie who’s been running around these parts for a few months, likely lost his mind over the SummerMate he doesn't sound like the one with issues, you do
Dingleberry hasn't been relevant for years, let's be honest. All this is is his own selfish, narcissistic personality shining through to get his own record which in turn has destroyed the club he plays for. Collingwood are cooked and could've been playing young players for years now, but no let's get this big headed spud his little record. Pathetic
>Ill call him pendleburysperglol you're a fucking toss champ
>>154641903see this is the sort of record I dig. No love for Geelong (the team or the ''city', surroundings are pretty nice tho) but team of tomcats is pretty funny. and fuck collyflogs too. hope the ATO fucks em with a pineapple, like they should do with the geelong cats footy club.
>>154642404>a special cylinderput that to good use pieflogs.
a nice bottle of red has brought down important people before.
>>154644068"SP433 Record Breaker Signed Edition – Single in Premium CylinderThe centrepiece of the collection.The SP433 Pinot Noir is presented in a premium gift cylinder, marking the moment Scott Pendlebury became the all-time games record holder in the Australian Football League.A special piece for fans and collectors to open on a night worth celebrating, or to keep as a reminder of a record that may never be matched."
hows my guy mason cox doing
>>154643289>schizo>glowiesounds VERY plausible. You'll probably say it's me when I'm not busy running the CMFEU or sportfucking my hsgf being a tradieGOD. Exhausting being in your head even if the rent is free.
>>154644257>tradie>thinks I give a fuck about his opinionThink again kiddo, you just confirmed what a low life fucking irrelevant little cunt you are
>tradie hater is anti-pies anonStarting to make perfect sense
>>154644345>, you just confirmed what a low life fucking irrelevantIf he's a tradie he has specialised and incredibly needed skills, definitely not irrelevant
was playing rocket league and some guy aped out of nowhere saying "just finished your 10 hour shift you faggot tradie?" made me think of you fellas
>>154644506Why'd he get mad?
>>154644550cos i missed a single shot
>>154644345you just confirmed you're as dumb as you are scizophrenic. I'm not a tradie any more than I'm running the cmfeuropean union or banging slooty jaib8. you're fucking chopped. it's all in your head.
>>154644590Sad people get angry over that nonsense
>>154644590He was right to abuse you
hey looneytunes, once you finish counting the listening devices in your padded cuckshed, come over for a few officially licensed limited edition commemorative peace-pipes. Scotty needs the dosh bad. He
>>154644506LOL
>>154644753fuck off retard
>>154644590can you consistently flip reset?
>>154644760Based tradie
>>154644832yes i'm gc and have no life
>>154644866*kneels*I peaked champ 2 but haven't played in like 3 yearsthink the games become a bit too mechanical these days
>>154642445but enough about aflw iykwim haha
>>154644941yeah even at c2-c3 now you get people clipping on you with multi resets and stuff, i can see why people plateau there cos you run into the worst ppl that think they deserve better cos of their mechs but have no brain, so you get a lot of ppl throwing at 1-0 n stuff. having a consistent team and comms helps a lot.
>>154645191shit, and I thougt I was lost with all the linux talk last night but thats just gibberish to me lmao
>>154644646applied for a pregnancy test yet mate
>>154645191yeah even when I last played i experienced thatsome cunt thats spent a gazillion hours in free play but zero idea about positioning and rotations calling you a scrub and forfeiting since youre not a mechanical beastI was good at reading the game, got to c2 without all the mechanics by just being in the right spot at the right time a lot
>>154644760What drug is that
/afl/ rocket league game when?
>>154645245?
>>154645404jenkem.
>>154645404pain reliever. I crushed it up for reasons, my doctor advised me to. shut up. YOU'RE HIGH AND ON DRUGS. I NEED TO FUCK SOMEONES WIFE NOW.
i love to take the mickey out of piesperg/antitradiesperg but this schizo dickhead is even worse, at least piespergs posts are legible and funny
>>154636208Timmy coming yo!
>>154644760you're a flog
>>154645407id dust the cobwebs off for itbut unironically the gc lad would be able to 1v3 the rest of us
footy tomorrow
>>154645611I'm only half flog, on my mums side. But full blood magpie till I die.
>>154645671big game
iggles should get over this sunday surely.
>>154645973if you mean get over their own supporters then yes
>>154645973yeah gas are no good iggs should win
I am a big fan of huge breasts
>>154646634hmm not sure i know what you mean care to post some examples?
>>154646730The female office worker in black pencil skirt and gery knit sweater with HUGE BOOBS inspired my post.
>>154646772>black pencil skirt and gery knit sweaterodds are youre actually gay thoughbeit
>how?
I judge black people not by the colour of their skin, but the content of their character. (I dont like them)
mental how shady the pendlebury grift is.laura kane needs to be sacked
Do you guys like pam the bird?
No footo todayWhy live
I don’t mind fags that aren’t in your face homos, some of them are decent. I can’t stand trannies
Yeh like you
Why isn't the afl expanding into Papua new Guinea
>>154647167
>>154647229handegg players can be forgiven not knowing what a tassie devil looks like. the wb chqracter looks nothing like one either.
colesfu gf 25
>>154647478fuck meant 26
alf runs spee
Hang on a second. Hold up. Is Collingwood rorting the salary cap by 'gifting' Pendlebury all these 'gifts' for his record braking game? What is he being paid this year? I can guarantee it's extremely low and these gifts will be making up the rest. I won't let them get away with this
We're all rotting, death is imminent
>>154647582>le heckin repeating digits when all the euros and yanks are asleep
>>154647673uh oh nrlel is NOT happy
>>154646799strong aroma
butcherfu wasn't wearing makeup todayi am SO fucking back lads
>>154647612nothing to see here move along the rules don't apply to the (((biggest club))) in the league
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778623167950364.mp4
>>154647478>>154647490NEED my Coles ad gf from like 2022
>>154647878you ever find her instagram?
don't even look at her or ill spin your fuckn jaw
glad to see rich boomers finally being taxed and for them to be having a fucking whinge about it fucking lucky generation
i hope someone coathangers dingleberry and we watch him choke to death on his collapsed throat on his record breaking gamefucking gloryhogging flog with no talent
>>154647993uhh based police?
>>154647899NoWouldn't know where to start
taxation is limp as fuck
>>154648056id try to find a clear pic of her face and then use lenso to find a face matchwill have a look later
>>154647936https://youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0
>>154648060fuckingTHISHIS
yeah found her. took like 3mins
never saw the original ad but this her?im getting a 95% match on the tits
>LINGO>STARTS WITH N>6 LETTER WORD>BRAIN:N I G G E R[spoiler]i've been here too long[/spoiler]
>>154647878corr i'd buy milk from her iykwim haha
>>154647936bpdroom eyes iykwim haha
>>154637733meant for>>154648060>>154648197
>>154648244we were looking for NAGGER iykwim haha
>PKMN>FAV PKMN IS:N I G G A R I N O
>>154647458Willie Rioli looks...different.
stfu faggot youre not funny
>>154648220Link?
>>154648287*your
you are
>>154647936she's got too much jaw for even you, take you a decade to atomise all that. The chin music would be as loud as fall of Jericho.basically, she's out of your league. you need to start smaller. make your bed, brush your teeth. but not with cock.
>>154648288shes not for lewd
eyes too far apart
hows about geelong's favourite art hoe
In the mood to take someone’s head off
would an nrl coach make for a viable afl coach?
>>154648337go start ba fight outside doherty's then. fuck, you could'nt start a fight outside a ferntree gym.
>>154648339They’d be hopeless.
I like when bigfooty posters after their team loses suggest dropping all the inexperienced players for rookies who are probably struggling to get a kick in the vfl
might sperg out about tradies tonight
>>154648351at carlton, would it be noticeable? panrif panfers coach needs a gig.
>>154648349What the fuck are you saying you stupid faggot?
>>15464830110/10 for Pricktorians
>>154648365you want to fight someone. so go do it. start one outside a gym. dohertys is full of angry guys. start a fight with one of them.but you wont. you NEVER DO SHIT.YOU COULDNT START A FIGHT OUTSIDE A FERNTREE WOMENS ONLY GYM YOURE SO PATHETIC,simple enough for ya numbnuts?
>>154648339the fagpies hired anthony seibold, who is genuinely one of the worst coaches in modern nrl kek
>>154648382how do you know that...
Reminder that coaches literally do nothing besides press conferences
spergout looms
>>154648405neither do politicians.
>>154648287source?
>>154648287I am very funny. If you dont think willie trying to fool a drug test with gatorade isn't funny, then you're as dumb as him. and thats really fucken dumb.
>>154648377You’re literally headfucked mate, don’t ever fucking reply to me again.
>>154648439no u
>>154648291meant for>>154648439
Are you blokes excited for another Sydney vs Brisbane GF this year?
this milf propositions you for a meth fueled fuck sesh. your response?
>>154648403https://www.sen.com.au/news/2026/05/11/afl-news-anthony-seibold-collingwood-role-former-manly-coachas for how i know, i watch nrlel sometimes, i just think its far inferior in every way to afl and i watch afl instead most of the time when its on, unless its a fucking terrible matchup like aints v fred or any friday night carlton fixture
>>154648445on my meds, i'm excited about everything. its awesome but horrible.
>>154648421at least we're not speaking german incel
>>154648455magic round this weekend!be there or be queer!
>>154648435cool it with the abophobic remarks
>>154648459Was will dieser Schwule denn sagen? Er redet, als hätte er den Mund voller Wurst.
whats nrl
Post sexy Tess crossley
>>154648463shant be watching a second of it franklyonly one i'd bother with is MY cowboys but they are fucked, they're against the umpbabbies of the nrlel and have an injury crisis.this weekend in /alf/ is dire too but bane v cats could be good.
>>154648470no thanks klaus i already ate
pies will beat swasn
>>154648501
>>154648501Yeah we will, our season begins now
>>154648484your second team, the broncos, play my team this weekend
>>154648537i hate the broncosprobably winnable
fagic pound
>>154648583yummy micro plastics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU
where is everyone?anons don't abandon me
no one does it as well as meshuggah do itdemiurge is an all time goat
>>154648632Here, just lurking. Have a good day mate?
>>154648642it was ok, didn't do muchhow about yourself?
>>154648452He told me, "I've seen it all beforeI've been thereI've seen my hopes and dreams lying on the ground""I've seen the sky just begin to fall"He said, "All things pass into the night"And I said, "Oh no, sir, I must say you're wrongI must disagree, oh no, sir, I must say you're wrong"Won't you listen to me?Goodbye horses, I'm flying over youGoodbye horses, I'm flying over youGoodbye horses, I'm flying over youGoodbye horses, I'm flying, flying, flying over you
>>154648501pies will get heemed worse than a poofter by oisin "poof heemer" mullin
no cameron in the ruck it's basically a free swans ball every centre bounce
>>154648645Just working on a game. Had axial problems trying to symmetrise and realised the mistake I made a month agocausing it was irrecoverable. All good though, hows your team looking mate?
>>154648670fucking typical frauds get a cheap win
>>154648677not sydneys fault sloppingwood can't develop ruckman
been sperging out at worki reckon this place is making me lash out more than usual
>>154648691everyone is getting shitty the days are getting shorter
>>154648677fraudo*
>>154648670You got rid of your best one lul
>>154648583wtf
>>154635878>bane v catslions by 10>swans v piesswans by 35>gcfc v portsuns by 5>crows v nmfccrows by 20>dees v hawkshawks by 5>carl v wbblues by 1>dones v freofreo by 60>stk v tiggs>aints by 60>iggs v gwsgws by 25
any sydney lads attending the game this friday wanna meet up afterwards for some fun? i suck a mean dick
>>154648715me and the pies supporting bf are flying up and would love to
>>154648715>>154648720REKTEKT
>>154648583Based vegan
>>154648706hwat
>>154648583curtis?
we should bring back duelling. i reckon society would be better of for it.
miss when afl was good
>>154648677>>154648677"cheap win and a three legged goat" is my favourite Chilled Cosel song.
>>154648749this but life
I’m gonna wank in about 2 hours I reckon
>>154648754Never was never will be
>>154648715here's a mean pies supporter here who could use some relief. could you turn a mean dick into a happy dick?
>>154648749this but alf
>>154647960Except the negative gearing changes don't apply to existing investment properties, so boomers are once again the only ones to benefit from labor's fuckhead budget
its up>>154648769>>154648769>>154648769
>>154648583applied for a new pod yet mate
>>154648677chead win xd
>>154637733meant for>>154648748
>>154648770thanks for the thread kind stranger!
