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ME PEEPERS GOT THE HURTSIES MATE
HE DIDN'T WAIT UNTIL BUMP LIMIT
pereiras move up to heavyweight at his age is a massive risk of getting perma-heemed into retirement. no risk, no reward.CHAMP SHIT ONLY
>>154637023couldnt risk spammy waking up and doing it first
lets have a good wednesday
everything you do a gyal a follow-follow youshe inna jimmy liethat a couldn't jimmy choowhen you see a gyal and her crew saywho let the flintstones out?yabba dabba doo!
>>154637061If this dude was 6'4 he would be a billionaire
>>154637107he heemed corey mckenna in her ooooooh PRIME™
>>154637116thats not a flex at all. my washed up psycho girlfriend is prettier than her b
Another great ufc card.
>>154637126he is literally 5 foot thougheverbeit and in my experience psychos are all washed up it's the insanity sex and eyes not the physique that keeps a good heemster trapped plus corey cute as hell you goofy ahh
>>154637095strikes fear in the heart of jon jones
>>154637149don't be blasphemous and that is not jesus of nasaret that is the blind bitch of salford
>>154636961Back to our regularly scheduled Aspinall seethe threads, the wonks must finally be over ratlip's humiliating loss.
It's not a coincidence that there was a full week of previous linked threads before Strickland won.
Wow
linking the heemvious is for poofters
>>154637164is tommy stainonthedivision still trying to blag prescriptions off the nhs or are we going to see the interim defended in 2026?
Dana White and Ari Emanuel are misunderstood. History will absolve them.
>>154637180It's this attitude that got you a paper champ.
paddy gets rocked by some youtuber
>>154637180This why do you need to heem in the past you must only march forward
Ilia has some gall to talk the way he did to President Donald J Trump and in the fucking oval office of all places does that idiot not know about Havana syndrome and DEWs
>>154637198When he tapped him on the shoulder I reached for my sidearm.
>>154637198Nobody respects dirty diaper president
>>154637208You're so very negative it's not good for you b
>>154637215leave him alone he's still mourning ratlip's career
Its pretty crazy how many casuals have asked me about the card last week and are following it cause of sean, havnt seen close to this since prime connorIs sean really this generation of ufc slops connor? A redneck with the shittalking level of a 13 year old edgelord who cries when he gets pressed back and fights like the most heartlet uninteresting decision merchant? This is the paramount era superstar connor?
>>154637194>f-frances mate, I'm on yorr side m-ACKK!!!!!
yo keep it real b no fake shit
>>154637225are you implying this shit is any better than it was ever previously
is there a bigger fraud in MMA history?>claims to be the scariest guy to ever step in a cage>pulls cringey 'intimidation face' - just looks like a rapist instead>only capable of 1 round of action>can only hold people, no submission threat>can't strike unless you're 40y/o washed up meershatt>gets beaten by a 1 shoulder jobber with nothing but a jablol, lmao even
Zatdaddy will fight again before Tomala.
This is the bet spread for gane pereira.Do you see?
This is the bet spread for garth ilia. Do you see?
>>154637237Paddy but I think nobody believed the hype. And O'Malley is entertaining to watch.
Khamzat Chimaev has succumbed to the hantavirus...
Clitia lost all aura when xhe had to call security on a fully grown man for scaring xer
>>154637276>a sith lord in a durag intimidates a gay couple while a 1300s court jester contemplates the meaning of his existence
Khamclit lost all aura when xhe got the shit beaten out of xer by a lightweight that got heemed by dookie dan
>Kumquat immediately does a 180 after begging Dana to move up to 205Kadyrov is forcing him to stay in middleweight till he either dies or avenges his loss to Strickland.
>>154637288AGPoatan and Clitia identify as trans lesbians
Now WE know Kadyrov's a missionary type of guy. Strangely romantic for such a bloodthirsty dicktator
>>154637246I see someone claiming a lot of money after gaethje knocks that midgets block off
What injury would Tomala fake when Hokdaddy starts walking xer down and landing bombs?
AM I RIGHT MIAMI *raises hand to force choke you*
>>154637237It's cringe to look like a rapist?
>>154637230So the francis birth certificate meme is real then. He looks 50 in blk. So he must be close to 60 yr old
>>154637142>insanity sex and eyes not the physique that keeps a good heemster trappedno lies there *herms you*
>>154637350obviously. what type of german are you? a real aryan or a third world immigrant?
Aspinall is one of those guys who gets talked about even when he's out injured, proving he's a draw.
>>154637330If he's a midget then I'm Warwick davis
>>154637358I dont think Africans understand the concept of age other than he old he young desu
>>154637390He’s a mental midget. Me? 5’10” but say I’m 5’6” 155 to be like the goat
why do indians hate GODpuria so much? despite his height he kos all billion residents of the country
You see a guy like ilia and know if he were bigger he’d be a pussy. Then you look at a guy like Petr Yan and know if he were bigger he would be the same great man. As they say there are levels to this fight game and height is one of the least important things. Ask Daniel Cormier who at 5’8” 1/2 was a two division champ
>>154637448you just answered your own question b
this is my one wmma post of the day. send the female roster to promote mma in India and see how many stay in the sport after their 8 week vacation.
>they kept pulling guard with their tongue out (pussy lick attempt)>I was shocked at how back they smelled>not one of them had a physical presence on the mat >barely noticed them while trainingIndian training reviews are in and it isnt looking good UFCjeets. You got some work to do
good morning show megan feet sexy butiful
Joe looked like a thug hunter here
Aspinall should vacate. Say what you want about jamahahalal but he gave up the strap once he was injured.
>>154637508Had a g unit tank like this back in the day nothing gay about it was just the style of the times
so the ufc definitely made khamzat take a dive so they could have an american champion for ufc white house then
>>154637508Cruising for male cocks around the streets of LA.
>>154637196Holy shit how fucking bad is gaethje if he cant get paddy out of there
>>154637531that's not gaethje that's some fat retard
>>154637539You misunderstood me
Big cloz once the second 'za hits
What's he up to? What's he planning?
this past weekend the ufc lost one of their own. we ask that you please rise and turn towards the video monitor and observe the grieving family of the man who recently passed away. he was part of what you might call our “fight family”. Darrell this card is for you!
>>154637575What the fuck is this man? Dont post strange creatures from the depths of hell
thats a warning. watch your weapons
Strickland unironically saved the UFC
Im sick of people acting like ariel is some evil scheming jew for thinking its lame that strickland was all buddy buddy faggots with khamzat. Its not like they fought it out blood for blood and then finally embraced. They were best buddies giving eachother high-fives before round 1. Then post fight seans like oh those lovely muslims are all Americans I love everyone! That shit is incredibly gay and all these people bandwagoning on the ariel hate train are retarded
>>154637606Meng fucks this bitch ass unc up
>>154637575He's gonna pull an Equalizer on the UFC brass
>>154637568why can't this mincer do anything normally
>>154637508hmm... quite zesty...
>>154637622i agree i don't even care about that ariel belongs in a "commentary booth" regardless
>>154637177Topuria is less active... He hasn't fought in almost a year
>>154637595
UFC needs to have a no knockout in the first two rounds for Topuria the fucking scammer just fucking heems and doesn't even give the fans a show
>>154637196Watched the video. The youtuber ran up behind him and then punched him in the face when he turned around then paddy elbowed him in the body and the youtuber ran away and threw up
>>154637648he heemed all the top guys and won a championship in 2 divisions. he didnt need to fight.
>>154637237Bro went from max aura to aura debt in 1 roundTruly embarassing
>>154637624The American Gangster will earn his respect in the gamebred cage
>>154637693he lost his aura years ago you fewl
>>154637048heavyweights are awful though, it's not like they are big skilled monsters, they are overweight shit fighters for the most part. pereira has lighter mans skill
Shavkat seems healthy time to book him
Francis ngannou interrogating cutman tate in a dimly lit room for information about hunter campbell whereabouts
>>154637742that's my cousin jaakko
imagine pereira defies all odds and indeed belief and replicates the jones victory over gane and then they book jones vs chama and jon does the obviousi am lifting my desk with my erection
the paramount+ subscription buys would dwarf khabib mcgregor ppv sales
>>154637770>jon does the obviousavoids the fight for 3 years then decides to fight a retired firefighter instead?
Peloton speaks English what a goober. I’ll be the first American fighter to walk around with a translator for all languages, including English.
>>154637795you couldn't have gotten your timetable more backwards or wrong if you tried gurutroon, go sip some more soda and watch a streamer chirp
>>154637795Haha yeah
>>154637791youre wrong
>>154637832Great pecks on the goob dude must bench 225 for reps with ease
>>154637843
our GOAT is a very, very, very fine GOATwith two belts in the yardlife used to be so hardnow everything is easy 'cause of you
Khamzat weight timeline according to his brother >Khamzat weighs 231lbs (DDP and Fat Strickland walkaround weight btw) in preparation for Jiri at 205 >Ulberg vs Jiri gets announced End of February, Khamzat accepts Sean >2 months after, so 2 weeks before the Strickland fight, Fatso lost a whopping 17lbs and still walks around at 214lbs, so around 30 lbs left to cut >now has to cut almost double the weight he was able to lose in 2 months in the span of 2 weeks>with 2,5 lbs left his body gives up yet again (oxygen deprivation)Even if that's true it just makes his entire camp look like absolute amateurs
>>154637877That pedo that trains him in his garage is to blame, look into the fighters he's trained and they all suck
>>154637877>absolute amateurs you now see through the all russians know how to train meme
>>154637877Scott Steiner would fucking be sick of this fat fuck anywhere near his precence
Rumble would’ve missed the weight like an unprofessional man instead of being an excuse making bitch
One other thing fuck Shawn Strikland too that dude is a bitch
>>154637921the steiner bros would have a sharpie up his khamzat in less than a minute
>>154637877wasn't he apparently injured? how did he put on that amount of muscle?
>>154637877heavyweight dricus vs hokit is the fight
Conor vs Max is truly happening. This is it.
>>154637899Never made the connection but TJ balooning up to 185lbs while training with a coach who is specialized in cardio is a bit odd
>>154637237Is this faggot still hiding after the loss? I demand answers about his showing.
>>154637996he went the aspinall route and had his brother handle pr
>>154637996*whispers* >what answer you wunt? I lose fight to sean *smug swedish grin**murmurs to his scar*
In the UFC Top 10 in all division there are only 4 undefeared fights:>Apturo>Hokit>Morales>EvoloevSurely Hokit is gonna lose that 0 first then probably Apturo last
>>154637237all things considered: how shit is whittaker ?
>>154638171Hokit is going to become champ before he loses that 0 bro
>>154638171Undefeated = untested. >Khabib? Ducked Tony.>Jones? Ducked Hendo.>Ilia? Not ducking the bomb Gaethje will drop
I’d like to see any of you fat fucks try to make 185 lbs.
Hokit will be a three division champ at 85, 205 and HW *flashes grill*
Sean Strickland, the ufc bad boy you love to hate.
Told Khamzats handlers about a certain cardioguru and former UFC coach that still has a beef to settle with Strickland. Let's see how that plays out
many meng
>>154638223Please spread this phrase across social media. I'm trying to coin it.
>>154638171Hok might actually not be the first one. Lewis is too old and after that he might sit around and wait for Chama to kill Asspainal. If Volk vs Evloev goes through, it's definitely him.
>heemed shoulder jizzy>brink of death weight cut chimaevzero legitimate title wins for strickland i fear
I’d like to see any of you fat fucks try to make 125 lbs.
>>154638251Fuck you i fear
>>154638072Scary accurate
no fighter is 100%. the idea of full health is just that, an idea, a myth. what training camp doesnt leave a fighter beat up? thats fighting. fucking retards think youre walking into the gym and not leaving with a little bit of hurt. thats why im always in camp, never taking the foot off the gas and always striving to be the best I can be. Use my code: Dillashaw for 15% off your next order of “MAX Health”
me vs pereira doubters
>>154638274Any of your "Clean Juice" products involved in that order?
>big leg kick>ANOTHer leg kickh-he’s landin deez jo>oh yeah and anotHOO>OHHHHHHH HES ROCKED heez clothes to stahpin dis Jo >HESSSS ROCKED
>>154637693So gay
>>154638307canadian rose
>>154638307Is he truly getting Sean Strickland on the show?
>>154637938Kek
>>154638341you are truly getting my fist on your chin pal
>>154636961>Gane does his typical negro-french cheating bullshit>'Oooof, sorry m8, me fookin' eye, I cant bloodeh see m8, sorry, fights off, no contest.'How did '''high''' IQ Gane get outsmarted by Aspinall?
>>154637675sounds like a typical BITCH
>>154637624I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE!*takes Meng down*FUCKING AMATEUR!
I think I speak for all of heem when I say Masvidal looks gorgeous with his new hairline
>>154638307Whats this guy's deal? All he does it moan nowadays
>>154638417
>nowadays>what's this helwani's deal all he does is sow discorda mystery really
>>154638307I feel compelled to follow and serve this fenotype
>gets his takedown stuffed easily>rolls onto his backside, spreads his legs and presents his bamholewhat did Khamzat mean by this?
Sean Strickland is the face of the UFC
BURN LOCAL
wow. guru just figured it all out. holy shit.
>>154638484Wow.
>>154638484heisafuckingfatfaggot
there is no glory in fighting injured and losing, contrary to whatever redditors like to peddlestrickland was obviously also not at 100% but khamzat looked considerably worse than even his previous worst showing (usman fight and he broke his hand in that fight)would be cool to see a rematch with both healthy but at this point i don't think it's likely considering khamzat's bad health and his retarded team. the guy needs to swallow his pride and get some help elsewhere, maybe take up firas on the invitation
>>154638484Holy fucking shit
>>154638495>both healthyfighters are never healthy. theyre fucking fighters. do you think Olympic wrestlers are healthy, and not nursing injuries?
>>154638484Thats it Im sending him money
>everyones hurt>everyones on steroids
khamzat lostlost biglyquietquiet piggy
cumshot has pillow hands
is the bong that always corrects people on shit here or should I check back later?
>>154638547alright, healthier is the better word for it. strickland had a badly fucked up shoulder and khamzat had a horrific cut, compare them to the other champ fight on the card that night. van and taira looked fit as a fiddle compared to those twoof course it's fantasy matchup territory but still, it would be cool to see
love that joshua van kid. he throws a lot of punches. reminds me of a young kody steele.
Love how you can see khazmat fangirls going through the stages of acceptance in real time
kody steer
>>154638587the most strikes in the world for that matter
Joshua Van makes my skill crawl, but he has a squad of busty Burmese bitches so he can keep a hold of that belt for now
the reincarnation of kyoji horiguchi
>>154638622Damn Aspinall is THAT good?
>>154638586Van looks like the guy who goes to war in practice and Taira is a matfag so I doubt his knees are perfect. Strickland said he was in camp for six months prepping for this fight… 6 months to have zero killer instinct yet he has endless injuries to nurse. These modern fighters are nursing their pussies while protecting their pockets
>>154638622The who’s who on that list as they say
>>154638587Joshua Van shouldn't be stepping foot in an octagon but fighting for Burmese freedom though. His fast boxing skills could be used to fight the military junta not Okinawan boys
>>154638484no fucking shit
>>154638356Doesn't look like he got Sean this time. Nate Diaz is on though so it should be a good watch.
>>154638484chimaev is a weak ass bitch
mutilated raped pig freak lost to a severely lethargic Zatdaddy
Schaub was fucking revved over Khamzats performance. Haven't seen that much passion from the big brown in years
why are warmer weather ethnicities simply better at heeming than others?
Maybe spin some wheel of injuries before the fight. For example it's lands on leg injury and then Herb Dean kneecaps both fighters before they enter the cage to establish a fair playing field with less excuses.
>>154638699ugly disfigured little piglet got beat up, jabbed up, and spread his bamhole WIDE for a one shoulder STRICKBEAST
>>154638725Kek
>>154638587I fight similarly and yuo would respect me the same offline I asure it
>>154637871the G stands for gay
Zatdaddy won, save in the minds of Shartdog trannies and smelly gurujeets thoughbeit.
>media scoresPAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There really is no argument. Strickland won. It doesn't matter what other people think what matters is what the judges thought.
Luke Thomas (most ethical MMA analyst) verified the Zatdaddy W.
Ido Portal
>>154638799Luke Thomas is a fucking war criminal and a drunkard
>>154638777>Jed Minshew: 48-46 Zatdaddy. What is he on man
talmbout taykes butnaht seeein hybrid taykes b
Reminder: Paramount+ is only $8 a month(this will rev him)
>>154638815A very loose definition of 10-8
Luke Thomas has bad eyesight so he can't be trusted.
>>154638484>intentionally falseAnd people on here question whether the judges are crooked or notImagine what a farce and embarrassment it would have been if Chimaev won and this came out. So Dana called Sal D'amato and asked him to cook the scorecards.
The xHamster history of Luke Thomas
>>154638191he was prob washed after the dricus TKO loss though the whittaker that knocked out jacare or beat yoel wouldnt have gone to war against de ridder
even if ratlip doesn't get thrown out a window he's gonna die young from all his fucked up health problems cause of his inbred immune system
how does eblen do against the ranked ufc middleweights?
>>154638979Not very well considering he lost to a PFL middleweight
>>154637877jiri vs ulberg was apr 11. they probably promoted it for a month, so khamzat at least knew mar 11 it wasn't gonna be him. Sean fight just happened. that's 2 months. This retard couldn't lose weight to make a healthy cut to 185 in 2 months?And he was bulking up to 230lb against JIRI WHO FIGHTS AT 210LB IN THE CAGE?What a bitch.
Drop some wisdom, Mexico.
>We've requested a rematch with Strickland. There's an event in Abu Dhabi in October and we want to do it there.and there it is kwab, ratlip knows he needs them schaubu schaubi sheikh judges to win
>>154639100can miss weight by 5 lb now instead of 2.6
>>154639100and for that reason sean should shoot him
khamzat had bad camps and weight cuts all his career buh buh this time it's the heckin UFC's fault!
>>154638662strickland was in the gym for 6 months straight because he was also preparing for fluffy who he fought 2 months ago
steel thai cups
hello brudda hello mudda here i am at camp khamzat
>>154638673
he raped me-khamzat chimaev
>>154639084I act like that nigga nowadays.
you now remember khamzat weighing in at 183 lbs vs dricus because they actually overrigged it
decisionland needs to heem everyone like he did fluffy
>>154639170Train three days a week and do manual labor the other two days. We’re talking about fighting not rocket science
Anthony Hernandez is not a good fighter and ranked 6th
>>154639188>actbro
>>154639256perfect for khamzat to fight him in 3 months and earn a title shot back.
>>154639270>ratlip making a 3 month turnaroundwhat is blud smoking
>>154639270no problem.
>>154639100Are they going to make up beef again or drop the act
Khamzat loses to Fluffy btw
heem bitches need to shut the fuck up and stay that way
I thought Hernandez was good but then he lost to Strickland and now i don't know what to think.
>>154639371he also lost to holland, bro.mexicans just can't take body shots. their natural weakness.
>>154639382this is valuable information in case I end up in a street brawl with some mexicans
heemember the fat mexican that pulled a tiny gun on those skateboarders and they beat him up?
>>154639427kek, I remember
USA is the biggest underdog story in history so youre silly if you dont think underdogs aren't coming out heavy in the freedom fights
>>154639498History will prove the USA to be a hyped up prospect that got heemed in the first round and lost all it's funds to a crooked manager
Our Slampapi should go for that third belt now that Shota Sean's the DEI champ
prime america is in the mount rushmore, but sadly became a crackhead
ufc should make an event where the crowd gets to skin joe rogan
>>154639498Aiemann Zahabi will hunble your nation soon enough, pink prey.
Sean Strickland doesn't lose to Muslims.
i haven't done shit today not even been outside
>>154639544very indeed sar
>>154639615Appauling scenes
as a hapless void addict it is best i stay indoors
33 days until GODne becomes champ.
>>154639651The ganeissance is nigh
>>154639615Indoor tanning is underrated training and a good form of therapy for ufc
>>154639634yes these i am trying to avoid but a homicidal gitana makes it difficult
It's kinda crazy how Finland influenced MMA training with saunas.
>>154639071Official announcement for Jiri/Ulberg I found was on 27th of February. So he probably had even more time.
>>154639676if it wasn't for finland there would be no randy couture in ufc or ilja in mma these are facts you can take to the bank
>>154639684even more time. no excuses for this bullshit. He was 214lb within two weeks of the fight, that's not an insane cut. he had time.bitchass excuses.
without rome none of this would be possible
Fuck finlands MMA influence, solely responsible for weight bullying.
>>154639799have they even had a ufc champ...
Sambo is unironically the best base for MMA.
hes chimping out
Ariel has apologized to Strickland after he exposed Ariel for thanking fighters for siding with Israel.
If you think about it, every UFC champ has used finnish tech to win their titles (saunas)
Ilia vs Holloway was a masterclass of pure raw MMA at the highest level ever witnessed
>>154639880Khabib owes his bollocks to the Finnish sauna
Wish saunas were more available here I blame the Jews
I will be throwing missiles on the white house lawn - Garth
>>154639926Enjoy the party van showing up at your house dumbfuck
champ shit only
I bet someone will be SHOOTING a takedown at the WHITE HOUSE card.
>>154637979TJ is on the secret juice diet now, he's admitted to it
>Khamzat wants a rematchIf Imavov gets the title shot, they could do Khamzat vs DDP again around the same time and whoever wins gets to fight the winner of Strickland and Imavov. It gives DDP a chance to show what he's improved in the last year in terms of takedown defense and getting back up.
>>154639947Lol if the Muslim twitch guy who zaps his dogs and constantly calls for murder isnt being vanned they dont care about a garth quote on /heem/
>>154640015>If some fed isn't being vanned Enjoy prison lard ass
>>154640043Yea ok retard lmao
Nice boobs on the eurovision girl
#tallgirl #tallwomen #model
>>154639651hes already a champion thoughbeit
let me taste his meat
>>154640364Of what?
god my aspinhole is tickling
>>154640394>im gonna taste your meat>im gonna squeeze the juice from you
>>154640422what was his name
nah but thats my babybrother. you will not be baptizing my babybrother
