Flirtin' with Disaster Edition>Friday, May 15 (all times ET)5:00 PM: NASCAR Trucks, Rd 9/25, 'ECOSAVE 200', Dover Motor Speedway, Dover, Delaware, USA>Saturday, May 169:00 AM: IGTC, Rd 2/5, 'ADAC Ravenol 24h Nürburgring', Nürburgring Nordschleife, Nürburg, Germany9:00 AM: MotoGP, Rd 6-S/22, 'Catalan Grand Prix (Sprint)', Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Montmeló, Spain9:05 AM: Formula E, Rd 9/17, 'Monaco ePrix #1', Circuit de Monaco, Monte Carlo, Monaco11:00 AM: IndyCar, Rd 7/18, '109th Running of the Indianapolis 500: Qualifying Day 1', Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Speedway, Indiana, USA4:00 PM: NASCAR O'Reilly, Rd 14/33, 'BetRivers 200', Dover Motor Speedway, Dover, Delaware, USA7:00 PM: ARCA, Rd 6/20, 'Owens Corning 200', Toledo Speedway, Toledo, Ohio, USA>Sunday, May 178:00 AM: MotoGP, Rd 6/22, 'Catalan Grand Prix', Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, Montmeló, Spain9:05 AM: Formula E, Rd 10/17, 'Monaco ePrix #2', Circuit de Monaco, Monte Carlo, Monaco1:00 PM: NASCAR Cup, 'NASCAR All-Star Race', Dover Motor Speedway, Dover, Delaware, USA2:00 PM: NASCAR Canada, Rd 1/14, 'Castrol Victoria Day SpeedFest', Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, Bowmanville, ON, Canada (Season Start)4:00 PM: IndyCar, Rd 7/18, '109th Running of the Indianapolis 500: Qualifying Day 2', Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Speedway, Indiana, USASpreadsheet:https://pastebin.com/D9ZzLBrvMore races and times at:https://raceday.watch/Previous Thread:>>154572796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1bC0Bucmh0Dirt Racin!
>>154643031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K_-D5B7DIgTHREAD THEME
Every Indy picture is either a crash or 90% concrete hell. What an ugly series.
Update the Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/D9ZzLBrvPastebin wouldn't let me include the word "Weenie"
>>154644434What a bunch of wankers
>>154643402
Katherine Legge will attempt the double
>>154647638grim
>>154647638>implying
>>154644434>Pastebin wouldn't let me include the word "Weenie"Based Pastebin wouldn't let you slander the name of THE Tastiest Spectacle in Racing
>>1546430313 days until burgerking
I miss Bentley.
>24h about to start>run out of Adderall Man that's gonna suck
lol
>>154649491double dns
Katherine Legge will attempt to break the land speed record in a monster truck
I know I've said this before but as a sports car fag, the speed at which Indycars zip around the ovals is, and always will be, stunning to me
>>154649491legit rooting for her to succeed where kyle "n" larson failedoperation 1100 miles (with 5 overtimes) is go!
>>154643785>Ovals have a lot of concrete!Wow any more incredible takes, Anon?Look for Indy at Barber or Road America.>>154650027The only thing that comes close is Prototypes at Le Mans and those are still ~25mph off.
>>154649491>>154647638>Doesn't have to worry about qualifying for the 500>Can just fart around at the back being one of the slowest runners>Same at the 600Completely clown noses the accomplishment if she does it, all she can do is be one of the slowest runners. People can laugh at Kyle but he was at least in competitive machinery and trying to finish as high as possible. The worst part about it is even if she does it or not we're going to have to hear about it and listen to the ridiculous glazing while shes off the pace 3 laps down. I dont hate all women in racing cause we've had some proper racing women from time to time but she aint one of them.
>>154650306>The only thing that comes close is Prototypes at Le Mans and those are still ~25mph off.Yeah the closest thing I can think of are the days of the old Hunaudières without the chicanes, with the Group C prototypes blasting down the straight at more than 380km/hEven then they weren't carrying these speeds as the Indycars are for the full 500 miles
Jenna Fryer out at the AP. Good riddance to that insufferable cunt. Fuck her for forcing Darrell out of the booth.
>>154647638Whose car will she have to buy out to qualify?
Time for practice
qualifying in iracing?
>>154651128Just fit wets and be brave lol
>>154651128Looking at it the forecast is still sitting at 50/50, so it sounds like it could be scattered storms over something that could wash it all out.
no power in my shanty town so noy sure when I'll br able to share the practice stream, sorry boys
>>154643785
god damn red bull debris
>>154648656I was pretty confident that was going to be cool and fun, but I was impressed with how well it came off. They scripted it pretty well, but the booth really sold it, which was tough considering the lap time is something like 7 minutes.
>>154651265its ok, stay safe
>>154647638>>154650385>The worst part about it is even if she does it or not we're going to have to hear about it and listen to the ridiculous glazing while shes off the pace 3 laps down. I couldn't have said it better myself. I don't give a shit about women drivers. Just let their driving speak for itself. >>154650993How is she not embarrassed with such blatant tokenism?
AJ Foyt
>>154651265As long as you are alive and have sanitation it's all good
>>154651265No worries, mate. Sorry you have to miss the stream yourself.
>new side cameranice
>>154651472>AJ FoytIs literally the GOAT, as much as I have that term.
>>154651265as long as you have your problem solver, all is good. Happy Wednesday
Damn Mick almost caused a big one in practice
They got Palou an onboard lol
Was that a Palou onboard?
Holy shit even a Palou driver's eye cam
>>154651536what a driver. One of a kind
He had one last year too
>>154651589looks like the Dip Ganassi found the $380k. Suddenly.
The amount of teams out on tracks is leading me to believe the weather later this week has them spooked
Hinch is always fucking eating while on the job
Damn, I love a chrome car. It's going to be a shame when it gets wrecked.
we're so backhttps://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk
>can advertise all levels of debauchery besides cigarettes
reminder that mansell is still seething at lyn st james for costing him the win in '93
>>154651867there is still time to bump mick
>>154651867H-hayai!
>>154651867Just teaching the basics of side to side racing to his fellow aryan driver.
>>154651879cant blame him.
you may not like it, but this is peak golfing physique
>>154652112
Pato looks like a creamsicle
>>154651805>beer and booze is fine>gambling is fine>online prostitution? Fine. (And if you think a large percentage of the top OF models don't escort, you're a retard)>Big pharma is welcomed rather than tolerated >but ciggies are verboten I don't smoke or like smokers, but all this other shit destroys people way faster than a tobacco habit. It's a weird double standard.
Chevy power
>johnny rutherford is 88holy shit, he looks like 70 but never would have guessed that he is near 90
>this place has meant a lot to me, i came here as a rookie in 1963, met my wife betty here, and were married for a long time and i can't believe she's been gone for 8 years but that's how time goesdamn it JR
>out of focus
More wheel work please
>>154652215What about weed, is that allowed?Also, the reality TV shows are worse than any of that because it is so innocuous.
Anything noteworthy happened this session?
>>154651904Kathy will do it!
>>154652422Uh, they fucked Palou over last weekend so he didn't win.
>the tunnelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurel_Hill_Tunnel#Testing_use
>>154652454>WELCOME TaH INDY MICK>YA FOOKIN ROOKIE >*sips tea*>*applies makeup*
Hear me out but replace McLaughlin with an orangutan.
learnbros wear FEASTING
Big Al Palou
booo, drive cars and turn left already
>>154652638el grande español
>>154652662no, you will watch golf and enjoy it
>mclaughlin's crash last yearhaha
camera crew love in the house
adenau heute
>>154652699how will he top it
>the future dancing like retards good to see the world hasnt changed
>>154652787crash in the last lap, taking out someone else
Someone Stops Palou>>154652804hot.
Bubba's throwback Hardee's paint scheme for Nashville
>track inspection
>going back to chicago street
she found something!
>>154653140>>154653141>>154653048turns out it's not a meme
>>154653048>>154653140>>154653141they need a big magnet to sweep the track
>>154653025Not a bad looking car
>>154653128time for rowdy to shine
>>154653302with the crew theyve got it makes sense. Daly 500 win coming soon
>>154652804>TFW you find a haircut that works in your 20s and roll with it for 40 years.
>>154653025Can we throw back to hot dogs and fries chicken Hardey's?Wait, never mind. Let's not do that.
bitch ass motherfucker
Yooo it's Hocevar in the booth
>Newgarden off to have a bath with GeorgiaI'm no simp, but that doesn't sound like a good time.
>>154653528Those Jalapeño chips are delicious.
inb4 double with andretti anouncement
>>154653371I've been using the same haircut, with minor variations, since I was 5.
cmon bamf, ride the indynte
So that driving while sitting on the door is now called>Riding the 'Denteright?
Dont know about you guys but I only use loose and tight. Fuck that under/oversteer bullllllllllllshit
>>154653605It's a bit different for guys. There are like 5 different hairstyles for men.
The IR28 is designed for taller drivers. He will run the 500
bamf stigmata
yawn
>Ride the Donte
>>154653383Hardee's fried chicken was just Roy Rogers fried chicken.
>kirkwood 239.5 at the speedtrapwew
>>154653637True dat.
happy hour
sato-san...
>>154654115Do we have a happy version of Sato?
Miss Grug
That RF was a little slow for Daly. They gotta dial that in
>Papayas slow afit's over
>invest in ((athletes)) >hires engineers and lawyersayyo u want me 2do wut?! U wunt me 2jump over dat wall?! Sheeeeeeit
Athlete fatigue
bamf is ntring his boss on live on national tv
>armstrong
Legge confirmed GILF
Legge grew up only 8 miles from the Top Gear Test Track
>>154654506I don't like Dan Toerag. Please help me justify this feeling.
>>154654510Plot Twist, Legge is the real Stig.
>rossi engine fried
day 2 is done
What's the biggest race Amanda Busick does? Is it the NHRA U.S. Nationals?
Would you trust this man with a 24 hour race and limited sleep?>“Brad Keselowski’s comments last November were specifically, if we are doing IMSA, he was saying he’d like to run the Hypercar team out of RFK. He’d love to race it as well,” Rushbrook said.“I’m not against it, I think there’s actually an opportunity with a GT3 car, right, as these GT3s are in many ways similar to NASCAR, with the next-gen car. We love the crossover, like when Cam Waters, for instance, came over to do a NASCAR race.”https://www.dailysportscar.com/2026/05/13/ford-has-looked-at-new-crossovers-between-sportscar-nascar-programmes.html
>>154655248Fuck it. If it gets the Ford LMDh car running in IMSA, I'd support Ty Gibbs.
>>154650306Even the superclipping shitboxes F1 has this year have already put up higher trap speeds than any Hyperturd has ever managed. The Monza lap record is now 164mph despite having two super tight chicanes, think of that compared to those fat fuck Dallara walruses only qualifying at 175 at Phoenix this year. Or how you give them a massive straight at Indy and they are wheezing along at like 175mph at the end with the proverbial GP2 engine.More or less oval racing speeds are being decided by a combination of NASCAR's insurance being precipitously more expensive over 200mph and the inherent safety limitations of a race track built in 1910 whose owners will not allow any other race track to have a faster average speed than, you could pretty casually run 250 at Michigan these days, it's kind of ridiculous we have to act like 230 is super impressive in 2026 when the 230mph barrier was broken almost 25 years ago.
>>154655379*35, fug and FUG.
>>154652215it's crazy how if you promote even half the restrictions we have against tobacco for alcohol, you get called a "fundie mormon retard who learnt nothing from Prohibition". I think anti-tobacco legislation was an experiment to see how easily the population could be propagandised into widespread doublethink and selling their rights up the river in the name of 'social health'. If society had said "no" to the tobacco restrictions back in the day, shit like Obamacare and Covid lockdowns would not have happened, I truly believe that. >>154652402didn't somebody in NASCAR have Delta8 sponsorship for a while?
>>154655379It doesn't have to be this wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15kz52E5TMY
>>154650027You should see it live, It's rather insane. I don't even care for oval racing but i've been offered 500 tickets a few times and never turn them down.
So with 2 MotoGP guys being kwabbed by loose screws this year, I start thinking about how I've been sensitive in a spot on my yuge (the biggest) collarbone plate (nobody has bigger clavicle plates) just lately, realize there's a bump in that one spot, and spend about 20 minutes shidding myself that the screw is coming out until I get home and look at it in the mirror and realize it's a fucking pimple.On the other hand it's the start of race season and it's literally supposed to snow this weekend so lmao
So the dinky winglets they used to be running in the experimental class in Suzuka are now on the production bike but not any of the race bikes (including this bike when it races in JRR as a superbike) still so now they're running some proper wangs.
I got loaded the other night and started looking up the costs of ICMA hobby stock carsI hope I can make enough one day to have a hobby like that
>>154657673>ICMAIts IMCA. I just think they're neat
>>154657389I get real paranoid about the ones in my wrist. I took up Muay Thai this winter and every time I land a punch wrong with that hand it's like a bolt of lightning, makes me nervous.Luckily race season is a go down here.
So it seems the msma and liberty have reached common ground on the money split, but now there is contention over the availability of riders and team personnel for liberty to use in their pr shit, a team said they are currently charged 800 euros for the right to use 3 minutes of footage for their social media stuff, but liberty wants the riders freely available to them.And the riders themselves are already not happy how things are changing, markek being the most vocal refusing to do a pr event with the f1 driver on sunday (not that he would have gone anyways) and complaining about the number of VIPs on the paddock at jerez, it's bad enough that kenny roberts' world series plan resurfaced in the extreme scenario of not reaching no deal with liberty.
>>154657673>>154657696>*crack*>*sip*Yup, that's what a car's SUPPOSED to look like.
>>154657673>>154657696did you price it out? im sick thinking about the cost of it and i missed a lot of things>roll cage>engine/powertrain >adjustable suspension>truck>trailer>fuel >time >helmet>firesuit >snacks
Based Mark
>>154660188Easily ~$100k all told if you're starting from nothing, and that's not even getting a top-trim brand new truck.
>>154660355time to FWD street race to build the budget
lgtss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZt08TWf3ASuper Taikyu Testing
>>154660188I watched some yt vids on the subject and its a big up front cost of between 10-30k, then the cost goes way down. I found a few places that will sell you a car thats pretty much everything but the engine and those go for like 5 grand for the starter engineA lot of blue collar ass people race these things all over the country so its possible
Slow indy thread
I love sportscar racing
>>154661472thats all indy threads
people are talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0gejxud6-4
>>154662017official burgerking channel also started up the english streamit is currently playing the english and german commentator at the same time
cars vrooming
>>154662072Finally an easy way of learning German
>>154662095Not even one full lap and that orange Audi touring car already spun twice.
STOP THE COUNT
FIRE
steam in the pit lane!
Dacia Logan on the trackAlso fuck, I'm starting to really dig the estate sniffer.
HE'S HERE
BIG JUAN
holy kek what the fuck
OH SHIT
almost a bit too excited what happened therejesus
>'stang being tasked with not hitting something
Almost saw someone KWAB'd on live feed. Holy...
proper green hell
fucking retardsboth of them
>>154662309>>154662314Was the wom*n Giti Tires Porsche, not the Mustang
>>154662314Yeah holy fuck that dumbass almost died trying to flag down his car, just jump over the tires jeez
>>154662273
>>154662324Pardon, I will amend my statement>woman being tasked with not hitting something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Women Driver
>weekend just started>already 3 to 4 cars are KWABed out
The fuck are they doing overe there?
Caption?
Wom*n moment
>woman driving
>>154662346>can someone give me a ride back to the kitchen?
>>154662348She was probably the phone when it happened
>>154662320that's the gp track tho
My heart melted at that
farfus drivingalso estre
>tv direction sending me signals to get a beernot now pls
stangbros...
Nice BMW ad
>dacia running thong
Oh fuck we almost lost the Dacian Logan already
The lack of MX-5s is disappointing.
großes Kino!
>>154662631wish there were civic races 2bh (i know japan has one make races but those are rarely streamed and recorded/uploaded to yt months later)
es regnet
I love this thing
That Merc silhouette fucks.
Ok, this is actually useful.
>>154662864Es hargelt
We got hail folks
>>154662908I hope they also have a hail and snow graphic
what's TQ3 btw?
>>154662947Already qualified for Top Qualifying 3
5€ per Bockwurst is highway robbery
Now I want some grilled sosidg
>dat ass
>>154662993>a loaf of bread with a sausage and some mustardIt's the Verstappen tax.How's the rain treating you there?
>>154663011It hailed for a bit where I'm at. Better than rain I feel. At least you stay dry
>>154663028If the stones don't get the size of a baseball you'll be OK.
>>154662993that's a lot of Sempf
Anyone in Germany that's close to stuttgart that wants to join in a car pool? I'm driving to nurburg tomorrow around Noon CEST. Is there a nurburgring 24hr discord or anything anyways?
Its a fucking swamp
Apparently we've got a thunderstorm on our hands. Any mentions of delays in the stream?>>154663121Komm so früh du kannst, wenn du campen willst. Hier ist stau ohne Ende.
>>154663209stream's not live now
>>154663121Ab 19 uhr ist dicht