who wants to wank my ding dong diddly finna dick off?
dinner is here
>>154648769they off to a funeral?
>getting microplastics directly into your cock and balls
>>154648769i literally only know curnow here
Do you boys like to travel? How come we never hear of any alfas taking trips?
Good evening alf
>>154648797dollcunt mogged the city of melbourne
>>154648797visiting melbourne in september
>>154648797not true, people mention it here and there and it riles up the jealous neets. i posted here throughout my 6 weeks in europe last year and had youse blokes begging to support your teams kek
>>154648792
dollcunt is a pussy
how many of you stayed up all night just to post in american hours?shit is kewl
leave dollcunt alone
>>154648797I went to Europe in 2024 and it was pretty neat.
>>154648797youd have to be a ultra sperg to go on holiday and think about this place
>>154648797the guy who was in the states a month ago got bullied anyone posting from os is either bullied or knob-slobbered, called a sextourist or whateverthe tldr is why bother?
>>154648797family used to take me abroad once every few years, now that i just graduated i look forward to going on my own later this year, i went east asia last october for 5 weeks, it was my first time travelling alone, was great
>>154648826it'll happen to you
>>154648797I travel every summer and still watch big bash every night and post in /cric/ like normal
>>154648769four ugly spuds
>154648833don'tforgetyou'rehereFOREVER
>>154648839weird take. they're handsome by any metric you could work with.
>>154648822switzerland
>>154648851What about the seethe metric
>>154648851
>>154648822Austria?
>>154648797i travel a lot, mostly interstate to watch footy. garn adelaide next weekend to watch my pooties. >>154648826not at all, i browse the chongs when i have nothing better to do on holiday and post in here because i like footy and shitposting and this place is the best for it. >>154648828that was me. america was kind of nice honestly it's just a shame about the shit government and terrible culture trying to force itself on the world.
I want to go to the uk
It's genuinely amazing how much this country has fallen apart in such a short period of time. Easily reflected by how many low IQ people are on /alf/.
>>154648859yep>>154648860nick daicos>>154648797I took 17 flights last year, 8 so far this year. I would rather holiday in my own bed.
>>154648886and what value do you bring this country champ
is '26 peak human timesapart from this i dont see why it isnthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uE96qUlJ_4
>>154648878I want a 5 slice toaster
how often does dollnonce need to hose out multiple stale cum loads from his temu wank receptacle?
dunno go back to your discord and ask him
>>154648900Im pretty old but theres always something good ive seen that comes around every 10 or so years. Reckon its AI right now, people hate on it but you can do anything you want and learn anything you want its still in its adolescence and the 'wild west' period. If it doesnt go terminator mode theyll restrict heaps of learning or paywall it and even now theyre trying to censor heaps of it so make the most if it i reckon.
too late for exploring the new worldai is just gonna have robots in our livestoo early for ayy lmaos and space exploration
>>154648941woah....
too late for the dosn dynastytoo early for the dosn dysnasty
>>154648951just in time for dosn folding
kingys on
SWANS HATE FAGSDEAN COX HAATES GAYS
Gay Pride Round is now Gay Shame Round.
>>154648999crisp
caroline wilson is probably the most unfairly maligned figure in the AFL space. she's an amazing journo and is great at her job, when it comes to behind the scenes news with AFL higher ups she's very rarely wrong. i wonder what people would think if she was a man
Biz idea: we line up all real estate agents in the street and shoot them dead
Your anecdotal Indigenous bloke doesn’t speak for all Indigenous people, especially those indigenous people who have lighter skin as a result of Government-run child kidnapping policies literally designed to “breed out” their dark skin over multiple generations.The “epidemic of white people pretending to be indigenous to get benefits” is such ridiculous Boomer mythology.What are all these benefits you get for simply being Indigenous anyway?
>>154649029'tis a mystery
>>154649029the stolen generation is boomer mythology
Are you all reposting posts from reddit/big footy?
SimonSperling is easily the best twitter account
I want to be the next lilhuddy
>>154649038just trying to get some discussion going
How come aroace is included in the LGBTQIB+ whatever the fuck it is acronym. Straffo deserves representation
>In consultation with the Rainbow Swans, members of the LGBTIQA+ community and the St Kilda Football Club, we felt it was appropriate to shift our 2026 Pride Match to ensure the game has the positive impact that is intended.
when will AFL get with the times and have a Hololive round?
>>154649080The decision proudly brought to you by Qatar Airways
Growing upMoving on
I love when women wear white pants to the office and you can see through them kinda and what panties they are wearing
dan looms
nooo I must resist
the big squeeze
So horny working with hot young women all day
>>154649113crisp teacher
>>154649119homeschool teacher too
i have an extreme porn addiction
>>154649113I worked with this cute girl but one day she must've forgot to out deodorant on and all i could smell from her was this putrid body odorFrom that day the appeal was gone and she disgusted me. Women MUST be clean and in fact i'll never sleep with a women unless she's showered first
>>154649126name every porn
Women are really smellyTheres a reason why they use a ton of perfume
>>154649129breedable women smell good to you no matter how stinky
>>154649138This
I'm literally obsessed with women
>>154649138What are you trying to say? Nothing kills my interest more than a bad smell
>>154649146I'm obsessed with porn
>>154649151biologically a woman that is fit to have your children will not smell even if she smells like shit to others
>>154649146name all of them
>>154649156Fuck off idiotFuckin prick
>>154649156she'll smell you'll just find it pleasant
>>154649159Kath, my mum, uhhhh
I prefer big burly hairy manly men
Need to shit something shocking
is there anything better than introducing wild sex to a shy chick
>>154649162>>154649156What if i wanted to breed with her before the smell, now i don't want to due to the smell?
>>154649172She deceived you with the use of chemicals to hide her odour, likely she has an unhealthy diet or another underlying health issue
Every woman I find attractive I imagine them shitting or on their period with bloody pussies and immediately lose attraction
>>154649185Bro is preying on his own downfall
go to bed kids
>>154649189Shot uo cunt it’s not even 9 oclock
>>154649105this but dani from dan murphy's
>>154649119based micksperg
I worked so hard in school to be the class clown
the world was never the same after the grand final was played at the gabba
see you at gabba sir
>>154649156conversely, a high testosterone male's sweat smells irresistible to women
>>154649217*tips fedora*
bloosers are fucking pathetic
>>154649029where's "who are you quoting/" guy now?>he made that post
>>154649097not with the swans anymore. sydney chose not to continue their partnership.
My testosterone is at rock bottom. I'm seriously considering going to the doctors. I haven't felt anything from my penis in over a week
MJGuilty or notfer me, he was more interested in boys than women
>>154649217How do you know?
threesome with carrie bickmore and sarah jones
>>154649126Name ten (10) high calibre pornstars currently active in the industry.
>male sweat smells>michael fucken jacksonthis thread is dangerously faggy. your reputation is deserved. outta here.
>>154649237OHH BABY!
>>154649230I'd be very surprised if he didn't molest anyone
>>154648867Based rainbolt
Fucken love you guys
right side of my body just went numb
>>154649230Innocent.
>>154649240Dont know any
>>154649230Not guilty. Was a lie made up by (((them))) because he knew too much and called them out in one of his songs
>>154649255Hang on, Vossy.
I dragged her down I put her outAnd back there I left her where no one could see
>>154649259Worst porn addict I have ever seen.
Is alf a dreamworks or a pixar genny?
>>154649230guilty as sin
>>154649269nonce
How can a black man turn white and it isn't mentioned, ever? It's all so confusing
>>154649261You're a fucking idiot, like all conspiracy faggotsSomeone else said that gay theory so now you parrot it
>>154649269Neither. It's a forum for the discussion of Australian Football League and the State copetitions.Politics and current affairs get a look in too. you want the other pedos over at /tv/
>>154649282As is the case with almost anything you've ever been taught.
>You're a fucking idiot, like all conspiracy faggots Someone else said that gay theory so now you parrot it
>>154649230not guilty. was taken down for calling out the music industry
>>154649277>>154649286Literally nothing wrong with watching animated films
>>154649278He had vitiligo but that didnt actually turn him completely whiteDidnt he only show his face and hands?His face was painted with heavy make up all the timeIt was absurd though wasnt it? He turned from a black man to a white man and looked like a freak made of plastic, and was a gay pedophile, just absurd
>>154649302You trained at the temu.com emporium of law and stuff yeah?
Normalfaggots sure love their conspiracy theories
Who cares about mj, his music is literally crap
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1518629/how-the-richmond-tigers-are-just-one-injury-away-from-a-selection-nightmareRichmond were shit to begin with and can’t even field a full team. And West Coast lost to them AT HOME
>>154649314boomers love him
>>154649310thats some fine (you) farming, kang.
>>154649230Mark ‘Jacko’ Jackson did nothing wrong
just finished another box of bbq shapes
>>154649328How good are they
>>154649340Not as good as pizza shapes
>>154649340>>154649341cheese and bacon goes hard too
Pubs got first crack on the big screen with the sound on
What music do normoids even like?I'm disconnected from reality so I wouldnt know
>>154649351whatevers on triple j
>>154649328I like these
>>154649362The nacho cheese ones with the jagged edges were the best. Don’t know if they even still sell them
>>154649310They sure life being enraged by them.
Can someone explain what negative gearing is in footy terms?
>>154649405google.com
>>154649237yes thanks mate
>>154649328i miss tomato salsa
>>154649351skrillex
>>154649224ya mums fucking pathetic
>>154649351I honestly think the term "normie/normalfag" does not really apply now because there is no shared culture, everyone has their own unique algorithm and targeted ads/videos/searches etc.that said, if I were to look at the billboard charts/aria charts it would be whatever is viral on tiktok, sabrina carpenter, some token rapper (young/lil something or other), maybe dua lipa, I know lady gaga had a bit of a resurgence, etc.
>>154649351aerosmith
>>154649416shut the fuck up
>>154649424who took the jam out of your donut?
>>154649405Wearing a million gay gold sparkly jumpers and flogging them off for thousands of dollars each and getting to keep it all outside to the salary cap
>>154649424it's funny, I had a look at the charts and there were a bunch of songs by ella langley, olivia dean, and sombr, and I have heard of literally none of theseso clearly I was peak dunning-kruger there and am not a normalfag lelI guess it's defined fully by whatever's trending on tiktok
adam and eve not adam and steve
>>154649427SHUT THE FUCK UP
^loser
Angrysperg you alright mate?
angrysperg = threadsperg
But seriously why did they copy joffas gold sparkly outfit for pendles’ record breaking game
Cant wait for pendlebury and sidebottom to retire
>>154649448It's definitely something coded.
>>154649433
>>154649433Nowadays it’s more like saddam and eve
>>154649455why do you have so much of this shit saved?
>>154649455Why are they pretending to be gay?
2aussies home cooked dinners are somehow even more grim than the slop he buys from the drive through!
