Saturday 9th May 2026 Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers Fulham 0-1 AFC Bournemouth Sunderland 0-0 Manchester United Manchester City 3-0 Brentford Sunday 10th May 2026 Burnley 2-2 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 2-2 Everton Nottingham Forest 1-1 Newcastle United West Ham United 0-1 Arsenal >Monday 11th May 20268pm Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Leeds United >Wednesday 13th May 20268pm Manchester City v Crystal Palace
City could probably get Joao Neves for cheaper than Marinakis wants for Anderson. Hope they get relegated and have to have a fire sale.
>>154650245Is that Michael Keane lol
>Andoni Iraola will leave Bournemouth at the end of this season.Well that's Bournememe dead
>>154650267welcome to Newcastle
>>154650267let's get some homegrown coaches in
palace are gonna roll over tonight
Grim
Glasner, Silva and Iraola contracts were always expiring at the end of the season with little hope of renewal. Between this and SCR it’s a huge blow to mid table. Wouldn’t be surprised to see the 3PM blackout talks make progress this summer.
>>154650251Who asked
>>154650287he's gonna get called up and make people seethe and I'm gonna love it
>>154650296your mum
Already a thread: >>154650155>>154650155>>154650155Everyone should report OP for spamming the catalogue :)
>>154650287Handsome young fella
>>154650245City will draw tonight
>>154650287what does he do
>>154650270KEK what a mugEddie Meme isn't going anywhere
>>154650287has he tried to cut out the zesty behaviour ever since this was dropped
>>154650251>City could probably get Joao Neves for cheaper than Marinakis wants for Anderson. Hope they get relegated and have to have a fire sale.>PSG midfielder Yeah he's not leaving the best midfield in the world to play for a Pep-less City
>>154650309Sorry we're not fans of the tranny obsession derby.
>>154650337I think he's shyed away from media since then desu
Why is every post itt coming from 1 IP? I can see here that all of the posts have come from a single home network (wifi) and a mobile device (mobile data). Not gonna dox this loser but fucking Hell this is sad.
>>154650347done him
Zubi is the signing of the summer
When are we going to start having conversations about specialist in failure anal emery? He could've won the league but bottled it
>>154650371fuck off back to /ars/
>>154650337no one talks about him anymorecherki took over
>>154650380No.
>>154650355It's one schizo Liverpoo fan replying to himself? Lmaooooo
>>154650374Is it a failure if he wins the Europa League with them though
>>154650336why not, he's taken the club as far as it can gocan't get a tune out of the new signingsmoney is tight
>MO SALAH>MO SALAH >RUNNING DOWN THE WING!
>>154650254Tarkowski
>>154650410keeeeeeekkkkkk
>Jonjo Shelvey: "When I went to Turkey, I lived alone for 18 months. It was the hardest period of my life. I became addicted to sleeping pills. I’d come home from training and time just wouldn’t pass.>The city was predominantly Muslim, with only three restaurants. There were basically three things you could do: Starbucks, McDonald’s, Domino’s. I’d come home, stare at the four walls, and to kill time I’d take three or four sleeping pills and pass out. The next morning, straight back to training — just to make time pass.>Then it turned into an addiction. I moved to Istanbul and it was livelier. You could go out, but I was still on my own. I’m not the type to go out alone — I hate loneliness.>I said to myself, “If this keeps up, I’ll either turn to booze or the pills.” Booze isn’t good for a footballer, so instead of drinking I stuck with the pills. “At least I won’t gain weight,” I thought.>I’d turn up to training around 1pm. I’d eat at 3pm and that would be my last meal. Then I’d take three or four pills. I’d wake up around midnight, take three or four more — then go to morning training.>Honestly, it ruined my relationship with my kids. I was mentally absent. I think this is the first time I’ve ever spoken about it.>I was lucky — my wife is a really good woman. She basically shook me out of it. It was really tough. I was so lonely. That’s why I was taking the pills — just to pass the time."
>>154650267He's going to ChelseaHe'll be sacked by Christmas, they'll be 3rd
>>154650371>Zubi is the signing of the summerFor what exactly?
how did liverpoo spend 500 milly and get worse?
>>152848628Podcasts are ruining sports legacies. I don't need to know how bad Jonjo Shelvey is at finding good kebabs or making friends.I know most athletes are retarded and a lot are addicted to drugs, I don't need to be reminded of it.
>>154650432>babble
>>154650451>liverpooKek
>>154650432Isn't Shelvey the manager of a club that has Jason Puncheon
>>154650465puncheon above his weight
>>154650451The referees are against us la...
>>154650267Lol they'll find another Spanish manager like Cesc and end up in Europe
>>154650305Fuck off gimp
>>154650478E M B A R R A S S I N G
>>154650484they aren't getting cesc lol wtf
>>154650470Canadian.... Is that you.....
>>154650287aw still having a meltdown over his pass I see
>>154650353I miss Ritchie He was soulful.
cam on palace
>>154650294>Glasner, Silva and Iraola contracts were always expiring at the end of the season with little hope of renewal. Between this and SCR it’s a huge blow to mid table. Wouldn’t be surprised to see the 3PM blackout talks make progress this summer.do u really think sky and BT are gonna give up that money
>>154650374Look at his squad and see what he has to work with and you tell me why he "bottled"Aren't gonna win anything with McGinn and Bunda as your wingers
>>154650520Put another shrimp on the barble mate
>>154650543havent gotten that one in a while mate got me smiling
>>154650563Shut up fruitcake
>>154650543Kek
>>154650245>are you listening >ayayaya
>>154650320You aren't ready for the Norwegian BVLL
>>154650294Literally the modern day Charlton AthleticNothing clubs from the south that will only ever make up the numbers and eventually disappear without a trace
>61 rapid replies at the start of this thread>average thread reply rate is 10 per hour Definitely not one weird cunt samefagging.
bro above me has zero ball knowledge
>>154650626soz that no one is using your dead thread where you samefag every 60 seconds, pussy
>>154650504Why not? Bournemouth is a bigger job than all but about 4 in continental Europe
>>154650630You mean me talking about Charlton?>>154650634Kek
>>154650634bodied him>>154650637LOL he's staying at Como, pretty sure he said it himself
>>154650637>Bournemouth is a bigger job than all but about 4 in continental Europethis is true but balkans will seethe
>>154650646Stick to the kpop general
>>154650644He probably said that before he knew Bournemouth were interested
>>154650626Liversissy has been on a mad one since the video dropped.
>>154650659What video?
>>154650653I don't even think Bournemouth are interested in him but tbf the Prem is a step up from Serie A
Wayne Trooney
>>154650575>1 MillyI didn't know Richardson was that popular
>>154650673topkek
>>154650668this one x
>>154650669he should go to Chelsea and sort out that dressing room I'm sure they'd listen to him
Why is Saka starting for England?
>>154650681KEK WTF
>>154650453who would want to listen to what athletes have to say anyway they're dumb as bricks and pampered divas
>>154650673HOWLING
>>154650691Something tells me you'll e seething at who wins the league :)
how niggas in this thread be looking when they post any variation of kek
>>154650681bravo to the mad lad who made this
>>154650681LMFAO
>>154650294The midtable moat is firmly in place from next season. Everyone who isn’t in Europe has a reduced budget. If you do qualify then you need to sell to get under 70%. Villa made it to the other side but Newcastle and Brighton won’t be able to make the jump now.
>>154650673ethered them
>>154650715>how niggas in this thread be looking when they post any variation of kekstop talking like a thug
>>154650721Uh oh this is gonna upset the gay Brighton customer
>>154650691He is? I've seen Bowen and Madueke play there
>>154650691Would Greenwood start over Saka for England IF the obvious never happened?
>>154650782idk but I'm glad he doesn't
>>154650721i thought tv money was enough to not need to sell
>>154650748Yeah in meaningless games
>>154650267Bournemouth are cooked, who do they get to replace him? Glasner?
>>154650681My. Hero.
>2 eplels>neither created by me>both using my OC in the OPSafe to say I've clocked this board.
>>154650839Big fan of you bodying scousers <3
>>154650827imagine if Iraola and Glabner just swapped jobs kek GlabnerOliver Glabner
>>154650863It's not leviosa, it's levioSA
>>154650681kino
>>154650879haha.....i don't get it
>>154650797How are Jewish owners supposed to make money?
>>154650852Enjoy.
>>154650912By gyppijng the fans
>>154650912cool it with the anti semiotic remarks
>>154650912>How are Jewish owners supposed to make money?ask daniel levy
>>154650942ask THE FINKER
>>154650928
>defending a narcissistic, communist, PED-abusing racist
Liversissy is getting really, really patheticKEKAROO
Put another shrimp on the Barbie, mate.
>>154650912Ask this Yiddishman >>154650964
>>154650964>getting LOL
>>154650970That's not what Abos say
No, the Etihad is not sold out tonight before you all ask
don't tell me ts nigga crine over saka
>>154650287Z E S T
really? and it's still a better atmosphere than the shemirates?
>>154650986I dinnae ask la
>>154650245We need Flo Perez in this league.
>>154650691Because he is the starboy of mandem fc. Pass the smelling salts im getting dizzy just thinking about those passes oh my days
>>154651012Fuck off you Scouse cunt
>>154651020>Pass the smelling salts im getting dizzy just thinking about those passes oh my dayshaven't heard diss in a long time
bundesliga 1 and 2 stadium atmospheres clear any epl stadium atmospheres
>>154651020VPN off.
got a coworker who's a Spurs fan and he genuinely believes there's a conspiracy to relegate Spurs, that Tel booting someone in the head wasn't a pen and that Nmecha "got the ball but got Maddison first so it's a pen". you've got Spurs fans on xitter posting "CONCLUSIVE" videos "proving Nmecha doesn't touch the ball"... which clearly show Nmecha touching the ball. claiming Tel's boot doesn't touch the Leeds player's head despite the big red bruise on his head after the game.they are genuinely the most delusional fanbase in the world and it isn't even close. they'll do anything but admit they're fucking shit. I pray West Ham lock in and give them a reality check.
>>154651030I'm not Scouse babe, I'm from the Gay Village.
>>154651047ewww get this manc cunt out of this thread
>>154651030BODIED THAT SCOUSE FREAK
>>154651040>got a coworker who's a Spurs fan and he genuinely believes there's a conspiracy to relegate Spurs, that Tel booting someone in the head wasn't a pen and that Nmecha "got the ball but got Maddison first so it's a pen". you've got Spurs fans on xitter posting "CONCLUSIVE" videos "proving Nmecha doesn't touch the ball"... which clearly show Nmecha touching the ball. claiming Tel's boot doesn't touch the Leeds player's head despite the big red bruise on his head after the game.>they are genuinely the most delusional fanbase in the world and it isn't even close. they'll do anything but admit they're fucking shit. I pray West Ham lock in and give them a reality check.>conspiracy to get rid of a sky 6 clublmao he sounds like a mug
>>154651047Crossdresser confirmed
>>154651047Mantroony...... you're from that shit little town on the Humber
>>154651040always the victim those types>>154651074hull do be inbred though
why does the crippled mick posts in the eternal arse thread and not at all in heredoes it have anything to do with liverpool being dross this year after buying the 2 most expensive signings in prem history
>>154651040Maddison dived though LOL they see the world through a different lens
>>154651056>conspiracy to get rid of a sky 6 clubexactly, it's fucking baffling that a single one of them thinks the league WANTS them to go down.
The most soulful player in the Premier League only has 2 games left. I'm not ready :'(
why don't you fuck off back to your containment thread and ask him there, LaShonda
>>154651101Cause all of the stars are fading awayJust try not to worry, you'll see them somedayTake what you need, and be on your wayAnd stop crying your heart out
why does the ashy gay gooner ask a question about someone in a place where he doesn't gois he scared of confrontation online
>>154651117real talk, he can go stalk his irish lover in his own thread
>>154651101Gonna miss you, Unc.
Kek
>>154651132Cacamiro is dross.
>>154651102>>154651117do i need to reply to my own posts to fit in here
>>154651101>gets sent off in his final game in your are path
>>154651132Wait even his teammates think he's shit?
>>154651138you must be White to post here
>>154651132>DeclineLOLLLLLLLLL getting put on blast by your own boys
He's gonna miss Casemiro because they both look Indian
>>154651155Kek
>>154650797You get the money the season after you play in Europe. If you qualify using 85% of your revenue then you need to drop your costs to 70%. It’s a trap.
>>154651155kek
>>154651162Since you know about finance, do yoyo clubs keep getting parachute payments
>>154651101Casemiro's final season>claws united from 15th to 3rd >achieves ucl>does the double on liverpool >helps Bruno get the assist record Kino
>>154651162The ratio is also calculated at the end of the season, that's why everybody was swapping youth players for 40m each a couple of years ago at the end of June to pass ffp
>>154651170They get the payments if they go back down again. You won’t get them while in the prem because it’s just a percentage of what you would have made in the prem. Burnley refresh their payments timer.
>>154651181United finished 15th? Wtf relegation team?
>>154651101Liversissy doesn't like posts like this. He's not used to players leaving on good terms.
>>154651199>United finished 15th
>>154651184Yeah but you still have to count the wages you’ve already paid. Doing that is how you get ripped off like Newcastle getting 35m for Anderson with a backup keeper going the other way for 20m. £15m for Anderson is probably worse than the punishment they would have got.
>>154651205What does he expect though. Liverpool is a stepping stone club.
>>154651217>Yeah but you still have to count the wages you’ve already paidIt's 1 single accounting period anon, you do not drop from 85% to 70% in that accounting period without the European revenue also being counted
>>154651199>United finished 15thWTF
>>154651225True
>>154651199>United finished 15th? yeah last season and they bottled a final to spurs
>>154651298What the fuck, didn't they have McTominay, Hojlund and Rashford last season? They're league winners (not with United)
>>154651253I’ve only ever seen it suggested that you get the TV money next season. If you have a source then fair enough. It is worth remembering that a large chunk of the money is based on results in the CL and a clubs coefficient which will presumably be quite low for first time qualifiers. Newcastle are cited as making as little as £30m for their first campaign.
>>154651199>United finished 15th? Wtf relegation team?they did WHAT? must've been in like 1920 because no way they finished that low in the modern era
>>154651290>LOL got himKeke
>>154651307Even Chelsea haven't finished that low
Embarrassing amount of samefagging from Liversissy during work hours
>>154651199Casemiro took Man U down into a relegation battle with all his red cards, he gets dribbled past a lot
>work hours>half 5well tbf Manchester does have a higher rate of UC claimants so no surprise this dosser doesn't have a clue about work hours
>>154651199>United finished 15th? Wtf relegation team?GRIM
>>154651334He probably confused it with his prayer time, he was going crazy at 5am this morning
>>154651199>United finished 15th? Wtf relegation team?Owari-da....
>>154651320>working He's scouse
>>154651199>Relegation team?R Fraid So
>>154651320>working >liverpool
>>154651322when you have this South Asian in your team what do you expect
>>154651374Casemiro good ba saar veddy much passing ka ba saar
>>154651334>>work hours>>half 5>well tbf Manchester does have a higher rate of UC claimants so no surprise this dosser doesn't have a clue about work hoursManchester has a higher rate of dossers than Liverpool AND Newcastle? pish posh
>>154651322we been knew they're shit
>Not an ounce of football discussion ITTLiversissy on a mad one
>>154651199>United finished 15th? Wtf relegation team?Frick when did this happen bros??
>>154651382KEK
>>154651312how does a sky 6 club finish in a relegation battle?? i don't ever recall Arsenal, City, Liverpool and Chelsea finishing in a relegation battle in the modern era?
>>154651403They finished 15th
Wah wah talking about my football club finishing 15th in a football league isn't football discussion Back to Pakistan
>>154651420clarted him
>>154651420HOLY KEK
>>154651305No, you get it at the end of the season you play in Europe, probably more accurately, you get it it in increments as the season goes on but I'm not sure on that, you get a certain amount for each win etc so I assume you get paid that as the games are played but I don't know for sureAccounting period goes from July to June, the money earned will be included in that period so you don't get caught in a delayed payment trap as you suggested by not being paid until the following June or JulyAny time you see accounts published for a team that returns to the CL you'll see it mentioned 'revenue up x% thanks to return to CL', although these accounts are not published for quite a while after the accounting period they concern endsVilla for example published theirs for 24/25 last month where they played Champions League >Revenue increased during the year by 37% to £378.1m (2024: £275.7m). A significant part of this increase was driven by participation in the UEFA Champions League through to the quarter-final stage. The Club also made significant progress on sponsorship and commercial performance, with sponsorship revenues increasing by 31% to £28.6m and other commercial revenues by 69% to £70m, year-on-year.
>>154651199>United finished 15th? Wtf relegation team?>Sky 6 club>Bottom half
>>154651438based gull
>Scousaar
>>154651199>United finished 15th?No way this happened tell me it's not true no no no
>>154651458Kek
>>154651467check last season's table (just the bottom)
I'm predicting a large amount of posts ITT will be deleted soon
>>154651475I do enjoy a good bottom
>>154651199How could a club like Man U finish in 15th place??
>>154651483cheeky bastard x
Crystal are gonna roll over for M.City tonight
>>154651479>200 replies in only 2 hours on a slow moving board Yep. Blatant samefagging is going to get BTFO by the GODmods.
>>154651518I genuinely forgot it was even on
>>154651434Good to know. I suppose it’s still a trap if you get EL or ECL as the money earned for a new side will be below the 15% of revenue gained and you will still need to beef the squad. CL wins are worth about £2m each and premier league places are worth about £3m each, so you need to do well in both competitions to have more money. You need to take the risk and spend more in the summer to have a chance at doing that, before you know what you will make. Not quite as brutal but still a trap.
>>154651558no point watching it TBF we know what'll happen
Huh, why did all of the posting stop at the exact same time?
>>154650287ZEST ALERT he do be looking kinda cute tho x
>>154651749Liversissy got banned for spamming
Le Pissier on a mad one after Southampton have been exposed as spying cheats
whats the probability arsenal draw against burnley and man city outscore arse rest of matches?
>>154651948if a club like villa who are fighting for the cl can be told to throw a match against a club fighting relegation then how hard is it going to be to have a relegated club like burnley throw their match against a club being handed the title?
>>154652046>villa>fighting for the cllol. they qualified weeks ago
Transfield
>>154652127Based post
What happened that time when Manchester United (finished club) played Liverpool (reigning champions) this season I can’t remember can anyone remind me surely Liverpool football club dealt with them handily what happened
>>154650451Scottish serial loser and bitch became somehow the head of the organizationDutch Egghead specialist in failure (cucked by Mourinho in Europe) became the manager
Liversissy experience generational aura loss with the webm release. His club is shit, the worst defending champions ever who can't even beat wolves (LMAO). Mo Salad is cooked. They spend half a billion on shit players.KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK.
>>154652084oh yeah there they are>https://www.fourfourtwo.com/competition/every-club-to-have-qualified-for-the-2026-27-champions-league
>>154652225KEK (Kek Everyone Kekatthiskwab)
Jota'd
Make up is a lieMake up make up is a lieee
>Bayern Poonich are actually going to pay tens of millions of noted pen and pace merchant Anthony PoortonAre they retarded?
>>154653487just pretend he is until they pay up pls
>>154651762>ZEST ALERT he do be looking kinda cute tho xhehe
>>154650326>what does he doAssist goalsWin leagues
Manchester is blue
>>154653909TRUE
>>154653872>Assist goalsSurest way to set aw off btw
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYY???
Meanwhile, in the Third World.And of course, this was given as a Celtic penalty. Which they scored.
Casemiro has a higher g/a in the EPL this season than Szoboszlai despite playing 500 less minutes.Awkward...
Little trivia question for you lads that the lads and I had fun with earlier today>10 teams have won the FA Cup since Spurs last did in 1991, 5 of them are the rest of the Super 6 (Arse/Utd/Pool/City/Chelsea), can you name the 5 non-super 6 teams that have won the FA Cup since 1991?
>>154654420EvertonPortsmouthWiganLeicesterPalace
>>154654461yes
>>154654461WE HAVE A WINNER SUCK HIM OFF SUCK HIM OFF NOW
I love trivia questions>Only one Manchester based club in the PL who play in red have had less than 3 but more than 1 3pm kick off this season. Can you name the club and the number of 3pm kick offs they've had?
>>154654760>had less than 3 but more than 1 3pm kick off this season>how many 3pm kick offs they've had...........2?
>>154654807it's a two part question and don't post spoilers
>>154652203Kino pic
despite spending half a billy
mantroony midnight melty
>>154654113>>Assist goals>Surest way to set aw off btwkek
>>154654760Manchester United is the club in question and the number you’re looking for is 2
woupd be ao lush if arsenal loseat diss point it must be the greatest bottling of all time if it were to happenGOD PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>154655120Nobody is posting apart from you
the poster above me is struggling to fink
Surprised Pep is still playing Guehi after he effectively lost them the PL title
Mad how the thread rushed to 200 replies and then all the posters (1 scouser) came to a complete stop all at the same time...What causes this form of mental illness?
/trans/ soon anons. And with the change in name so comes even more schizophrenic degeneracy.
ah sweet another 5am mantroony meltyshame there's no football on today
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>154651040i don't know about conspiracy but something is genuinely fucky. >Most PGMOL errors this season. >multiple legit penalties waved away. 0 this season btw>of the 11 times 0 pens have been awarded to a team in prem history, 4 are Spurs>the least amount of fouls per booking>shit like the "push" and Gabriel being ruled as a foul against us despite the exact same thing being allowed to stand as a goal against us TWICE this season. It's sucked any kind of joy out of watching us this season.
Let me be the first to say I hate monkeys
>>154655908Pep is over it, he gets paid either way
Kind of crazy that man City would be #1 now if var hadn't overturned that goal
>Arne Slot: "I have every reason to believe that I am the Liverpool manager next season. Not just because I'm contracted, but from all the talks we are having. We know where we go on tour. Plans have been made, talks ongoing between the club and new players, and I am involved in that process."
