David versus Goliath edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>154630581
This basho started off with one giant kick in the nuts, but at least the sumo has been good.
>>154651142>Enter the club>Kyujos your Yokozuna>Refuses to elaborate>Kyujos himself
3rd for Kirishima yusho.
>>154651142Big Flower Dragon is not doing so well and he has a Makuuchi veteran tomorrow...
If this kid grows another 15-20cm, he'll be at least sanyaku material.
>>154651476And literally triples his bodyweight.
>>154651476>16 years oldJust a kid. Me I'm an old man.
Say what you want about sumodb being dogshit, the "alternatives" are somehow worse.https://sumostats.com/They don't even have Kirishima on the banzuke lmaoooo
>>154652335sumodb is not "dogshit", the only downside of it its down sometimes.
>>154651121Would.
>>154652335Maybe he didn't know there could be more than two ozeki. It'll be fixed for next basho in that case
>>154652335>They don't even have Kirishima on the banzuke lmaooooany other problems you have, or is that the only one?
>>154653588Yeah, they have ELO for rikishi but there doesn't seem to be any way of actually seeing the fucking list.
>>15465112114th for Shishi is ass
>https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/sumo/has the latest day's recap>https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/is a day behindwtf NHK
At this rate Keisho might have to unretire and get back in the ring.
>>154654821They'd bring Teru back first.>About that Hakunofuji incident, we've changed your punishment...
What the fuck
>>154654846This man neither cups nor slurps.
>>154654846That's his war paint
>>154651736You're a man Anonymous. And that means something.
>>154652335Don't know why anyone would bother using any other site besides sumodb. Even if sumodb is down there is always the official sumo site. Sumostats is pointless.
Clown basho.
>>154651121I swear this is the most cursed basho I've seen since I started watching in March 2023.
>Onokatsu's wiggle and crossed arms>Hoshoryu's wrist thing>Asakoryu's elbow thing>Atamifuji's new landing eagle pose>Shishi's twerk (RIP)What are some other interesting things the boys do at the shikirisen? Past or present.
>>154654846channeling the spirit of Tezcatlipoca o algo
>>154655702>Akiseyama jiggling and putting up his fists>Ryuden's twerk (RIP)Shishi did it better though.
datasumo banned again while cucknight continues on.
>>154658168he's also on kick
>>154658168based midnight makin shitters seethe
Koga is undefeated. I repeat, Koga is undefeated
>>154658240Youtube as well
>>154658168The updates are up on sumosalt.com. Apparently there's gonna be a stream on fucking TikTok so we're going to have 5 million Chinese fans drawing porn of the overlay in no time.
>>154658168just proves that datasumo is doing it right and making retards feel threatened. mass reports are the only way they can slow him down, but they can't stop the inevitable
>>154658168Midnight still up to his old tricks…
>>154658168I reported datasumo.
>>154659124>speaking of musclemen, i miss Kotoeiko. i wonder what's he doing now
Damn. Goseizan put up a helluva fight there.
>>154659248benchod
> bandaged feet, knees, arms, plaster on a shoulder AND cup marksSMASHED and SLAMMED basho
>>154659942If I see any link posted in these threads that isn't ABEMA, I will report it
Triple matta
I see he knows his Judo well.
>>154659562>he's not that muscly anymorenoooooooooooo
I only watch Karla, free from annyoing adds, voice overs or other moving vt-avatar gay shit
ENHOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
zENsHO?
If Tamashoho didn't step out there he would have won.
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.
Enho "Twist Your Head Off" Yuya, 15-0 juryo champion, eldest man alive.
>>154654846based ancient vacuum bubbles enjoyer
>>154660361Your grandmother was a bike
My wife is there again today :3
Show him how it's done, little green man!
>>154660382congrats, that's a dude with a wig
>>154659248He's the only one that doesn't constantly beg for cash or blast annoying bullshit
>>154660400He also doesn't talk about streamer drama bs or his boring ass life. It's just sumo and stats and that's it, which is perfect.
>>154660400>>154660425buy an ad
Bastards...
>>154660437W A T C H D A T A
>>154660454
>>154660454>ai generated stats that are wrongnah
>>154660454The way sumo was meant to be watched
>>154660047https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
>>154660461ngl i'd watch thatbetter than an oshoma fight anyway
>>154660461Every time I look at this image I find something new lol
Yokozuna Takerufuji btw
>>154660478reported
>>154660478
>>154660478Pog, I watch that channel
>>154660508I appreciate the amount of dedication and detail put in to the self own in proving that datasumo is doing something right
>>154660478sorry anon I'm not gay or retarded enough for that
>>154660545the guy who made it put a lot of effort into making a silly jape to make you smile and this is how you thank him
>>154660545The channel owner himself laughed at it, it's fine.
>>154660545What a gay post.
>>154660551We're still eating good this Basho, damn.
>>154660551pork, japan
>>154660589Mongolia, actually.
For the longest time, I thought tonkatsu was chicken.
>>154660624>tonkatsu>torikatsuNot far off.
Nishiiwa and Tagonoura on Abema
Weird...
>>154660657Not even the same person. The man on the right has gray hair and wrinkles, and is clearly much older than the man on the left. Who do they take us for?
>datasumo is killhow do we stop m*dnightsumo?
and we're live
>>154660657>his wife lran off with one of his wrestlersMan got cucked so hard
>>154660672>when your autocorrect outs you as a /pol/tard
TOBIZARU GOT INTO HIS KITCHEN AND ATE HIS LUNCH. SAYONARA.
ryuden is 0-5
>>154660672> my pig of a wife closed her straits and pesters me with short-range ballistic rocketry when i try to approach her, this is so unfair
>>154660679Its an "L", not "I". I didn't see the typo when I changed the text.
>>154660638>Master Tagonoura drank 50 glasses of sweet potato shochu on the rocks in one go.
Yup, it's over.
>>154660682ummmmmmmmmmmmm it's murray today
tremendous display of power
>>154660679Hate to break it to you newfag but /sp/ and /pol/ is an old alliance. You won't break it troon.
>>154660716Retard.
Russian Koga
>>154660670Kill him till he is dead
Is kotoeiho secretly actually good or is he just forced good
I don't know why but Kotoeiho bugs me
>>154660716retard
>>154660718Truth hurts, faggot.
>>154660708>ummmmmmmmmmmmm it's murray today
>>154660726My usage of 4chan predates /pol/. Kill yourself immediately.
>>154660724he looks like an evil version of kotoshoho
>>154660723Nerd sumo
>>154660729Yeah Im sure it does.
>>154660738I was on /b/ the day Oprah said "over 9,000." It was glorious.
>>154660727kek
/ourpig/
>>154660758That doesn't narrow it down.
>>154660753I was prank calling tom green. You are not as "cool" as you think.
>>154660761Never said I was cool. Just that I'm old.
STRONK
OUR TARD
OUR PIG
shishi > aonishiki
As a really really sexy woman with giant boobies i just got really aroused watching Shishi do that, then camed
>>154660716Fucking cringe post
Retards in, sekuharas out
>>154660775And yet true. Faggots and kikes hate the truth.
Shishi's wicked smile
>>154660781cringe
>>154660781Oooh tough guy! We got a tough guy here!!
>>154660786You even post like you belong on redit
>>154660792You can't even spell.
>>154660790See>>154660790
>>154660795Its intentional, newfags wouldn't understand why.
We don't need Aonishiki in this age anyway.
>>154660800You intentionally didn't type "belong on Reddit?"
>>1546608004chan is an anime website chuddie, anime is inherently leftist. You are the odd one out here chudding out. Sperging about reddit is what newfags do trying to fit in
This is an Abi yusho. You just don't realize it yet.
>>154660825>kikes>troonsyikes, nice insults. Did Steve Bannon and his buddy Jeff teach them to you?
>>154660825>phoneposting newfag sperging out about people not engaging in frogposter behaviour on a japanese wrestling threadits not even summer up there yet
Ura, the people's yokozuna>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
Love me Ura. Simple as.
>>154660832>>154660831See >>154660825
uh, west side bros?
>Murray trying not to laugh after that winYou just have to love Ura
>>154660840The west has fallen...
>>154660840which faggit will be the combo-breaker?
>>154660840lazy ass script
>>154660844kek
URRRRAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
>>154660845Oshoma probably, that cunt.
>>154660845My money is on Gonoyama
>>154660845welp it was chiyoshoma
>>154660851>>154660852Nevermind
>>154660851>Herro, based department?
>>154660857The Man In Pink strikes again
>So you don't have to worry, worry....
>>154660865MEER ASS HOLDINGS WA
That looks sneaky
>>154660885>For relaxing times, make it suntory time...I like how they just double, triple down on the same ads every time. Like old school 1950's U.S. tv....
>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
>don't touch the ground to throw your opponent off>win
That was well done. Some NFL blocking tier shit.
>>154660903>STRONG AS I AM!
>>154660908tiny wrestlers have to be sneaky and tricky, their floor is lower and their ceiling is lower too.
Waka brothers have been great and are legend in sumo imo....
>>154660921He just lost
>>154660926Yea, but the brothers have held up in makinouchi since they got there, so I respect them for that. Must be cool being in the top rank with your brother.
>>154660931>*crickets*
>>154660937
Gonoyama has inherited the "onosho straight blast" title off the line imo...
Oh hello there.
Hmm...
SLIPPED
WakatakaKOGA
Premium fatslap.
Kotoshoho is so exciting AND charismatic!
> Kotoshoho is so exciting AND charismatic!
>>154661014Go on a vertical rope run
>>154661014
the wait is killing me
>>154661051the weight is killing them
It's impossible for Kotoshoho to win another basho, not because he isn't strong or skilled enough, but because Kotozakura, the moment he sees that he's about to win another tournament, will kill him in his sleep. He'll suffocate him with his CUATRO TETAS.
Who pissed in Tomatos cereal?
>>154661057And while 'zakura is busy with 'shoho, 'eiho steals the Yusho.
>>154661060the slap got to him
>>154661060He seemed fine?
>>154661072>Those impotent attempts at tripping the human tomato
>>154661079He said the N word. He's not fucking okay.
>>154661068lol
>>154661068>AAIIIIEEE
SAYHISNAME
Stop that man! He just killed a dog!
strong defense desu
> YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOGGU
>>154661101Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren
Kirishima looking genki as fuck.
>>154661109BACKTO BACK
>>154661110God bless you.
>>154661110gesundheit
>>154661107>facefuck Hiradoumi at the endTHE DISRESPECT!
Who is that standing in the hallway Kotozakura keeps looking at?
>>154661126FACE FULL OF DICK
Kotozakura has been a good ozeki, and nobody can deny that. He should be proud.
Green Mawashi battle
ICHIYAMAMOTOOOOOOOOO
>>154661134it's his little buddy :)
Kotozakura is the weakest member of the Kotogang...
>>154661134Failed unfunny meme, fuck off.
IIIIIITTTTTTCHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
>I frew up
>*jobs*
>>154661143Stop it. Stop talking like he's hit his peak.
8-7 man marches on...Last basho was a fluke
Pushing on Zak's titties seems like it would be comfy.
>>154661170erotic
>>154661176Too much confidence in his chest
>>154661172He's got room to grow, for sure. All I'm saying is that he's held is ground as an ozeki, and that's hard enough and worth of respect.
>Leave the sanyaku to me...
You know sumo wrestlers need to learn what hand fighting is from actual wrestlers
>>154661201they should learn sword fighting from super badass ninjas as well
>>154661172Hunger is an important measure, and Zak is visibly lacking. You an see it on the face and actions of Kirishima, and (almost surprisingly given his generally fucked-off demeanor) read it in the actions of Ichiyamamoto. Look at those bouts. The victor won in each case by unrelenting tenacity. Now look at how Zak's fighting. He meets, then holds, like he's bored with even being there and can't wait to go home because he's done.It's possible he regains his mojo, but right now the assessment is fair, he's waning.
actual wrestlers need to learn what it feels like to get a thumb stuck up your ass by a large turkish man
>>154661215It's clear to see why Zak has no motivation: it's because he can't ruin Hosh's chances at a yusho.
>>154661271What is best in life? To crush Mongolians. To see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their oddly atamifuji-looking women.
>>154661271I love Zak but he looked equally disinterested before that, too.I think he lacks hunger. Which is deeply ironic for the size of the lad but still, it seems a valid metric.
It's like the Boss telling Snake that body and technique aren't all that important and what's really important is spirit. Spirit is why Fujinokawa is doing as well as he is despite his stature. Zak can have as many tits as he wants but it doesn't matter if he isn't using them.
>>154661212I would choke you unconscious faggot
>>154661435Thats why its SHIN GI TAI not TAI GI SHIN
Thank you webm anon, couldn't watch most of the second half live
Gonoyama coin is skyrocketing ozeki by November
Go watch Niggazuchido v Toseiryu from today. That's the kind of face-first fall that got Hibikiryu killed, I actually cringed when I saw Toseiryu go down.
>>154661668Fag
>>154661668That was very close. And it looked like Toseiryu died for a second
kirishima deliver us our first zensho in like five fucking years
>>154661950Zensho? You got it.
>>154661950>Oho tomorrow I'm sweating Kiri bros...
>The last time Kotoeiho started a basho 5-0 was in Jonidanlmao
>>154661955>>154662074I believed in him and he actually is repaying my belief. That has basically never happened in all the time I've been watching sumo.
>>154661136is Kiribayama on the Yokozuna-run?
Ah so the step outs get called when enho is on a hot streak I'm noticing
>>154662706Could be. I bet if he gets this one they'd give it to him with a strong Jun-yusho in July.
>>154662714Apparently the goober who missed Fuji stepping out was Onoe who was head 'panning late Makuuchi for the first time. Probably the only time. Hakkaku said he didn't mind the missed call because it made the match more exciting because who even needs rules? God I hate Hakkaku.
how is my guy atamafuji doing
>>154662818He hasn't looked like the same guy who went 12-3 in January, just blobby and unmotivated. He's 2-3.
>>154662818>>154662832He did not fall for Fujinokawa's traps today and just overwhelmed him with his massive bulk. Good, patient sumo from him.
>>154662901>trapsLil nigga just cheats, my man.
>>154660382how loose do you think his bussy is?
Is ryuden a Hakuho fanboy? Same starting stance and ritual and same belt colour?
>>154663044A much funnier thing to note is that both Enho and Hakunofuji, former Hakuho disciples, are using old Hakuho colours this basho. Enho is using a very light purple, and Hakunofuji is on brown. Possibly a snub to Teru.
Asahakuryu with back to back loses on 99% win bouts. Unlucky
>>154660840It hasn't been this over for the west since Tupac got shot.
>>154661134his estranged bastard child.
>>154663104>Dad's doing that thing in the corner of the ring again>I wonder if he loves me yet>I can't tell>*shrugs*>*walks away*>Maybe tomorrow...
>>154663073Tell me about it....
>>154662706no>>154662722lol no, he'd need to yusho now and in july which is waaaay to soon to tell.>>154662937atami is the bulkiest, fuji is the quickest, deal with it.Also, Oitekaze stroke gold with Oomori, Ryushou and Kaki (althoug he's struggling in MS now, but he isn't MS60 tsukedashi), like wtf that's some round 1 pick three times in a row.
>>154663651Omori struggled badly against a Sandanme opponent today.
For me it's when debuma gets pulled and he does a mating press drop on the dohyo.
>>154663700Goseizan's no slouch.
>>154661950Hakuho last go was a zensho tho> check datesJesus christ it's been that long
>>154663797Blame Hoshoryu.
>>154663806I think I'll blame Onosato actually
Can someone make a shikoman onions sauce bottle for kotoeiho?
>>154663813This guy gets it.
>>154661107KIRISHIMA YUSHO!ARROZ COMIDO!
>>154661212yeah that would be coolthe yokozunas could do a exhibition duel to start and end the basho
>>154664472Get some use out of those swords they bring to their dohyo-iri.
Welcome to the natsu basho 2026 where we are answering the question- who wins a tournament that nobody is fighting in?
>>154664618Someone from the Toshiki family, apparently.
>>154664661Shit I meant Tebakari.
I have insider information. Dan will enter tomorrow.
>>154665779Yeah, enter your mother's asshole. With his penis.
>>154665779Poor Tomorrow
Reminder that this basho would look much better if they'd held Kotoshoho at M1e and given Fuji the K1w slot. The expanding Sanyaku meant it would've more or less mathed out. Instead we have a S1w who fights like a bloated corpse.
>>154665779I also have insider information that this won't happened. HOWEVER Takayasu will return on day 10.
>>154663044>>154663057Jesus christ, not everything is a Hakuho reference guys.
>>154666574>@lowerthedohyoThis man deserves to be beaten
>>154661187>He's got room to grow, for sure.yeah. horizontally.
>>154666574>Teru smacks Haku>Haku tells Hakuho he wishes he was back at Miyagino>Next basho Haku is wearing an identical mawashi to HakuhoNigga you are literally watching Boss Baby 2 shut the fuck up.
>>154666807Once again making shit up like he is sitting in on a rikishi's private phone calls.Fucking brit.
>>154666845Pretty sure it was Chris who reported on that. In that case it's probably made up, but it wasn't me doing it.
>tfw no sumo milf gf
>>154666807>nobody has ever worn the color brown until Hakuho did itretard
>>154666891giving SEA
>>154666807>Next basho Haku is wearing an identical mawashi to Hakuho>I'll switch my black mawashi (a color that Hakuho wore) to brown (a color that Hakuho wore)>That'll show Teru!Dumbass.
>>154667104>Posting Hakuho before Yokozuna promotion>Pretending that brown isn't by far his most iconic mawashi colour
>>154667134If he's not butt buddies with the same mawashi his master wore, then it's not a tribute.
>>154667248Has anything good happened since he wore that mawashi? It was January right?>He'd basically already won that yusho>Next basho Churanoumi broke his toe and he kadoban'd>Then he sat out of May
>>154667134>the color he wore during his first zensho which earned him yokozuna promotion isn't significant
>>154667325Do you deny that brown is Hakuho's most iconic mawashi colour?
Why is Kazuto not fighting? Is it the same shoulder injury he's had the 3 bashos?
>>154667370Do you have any proof that the mawashi change is linked to Hakuho at all beside Chris tier drama-mongering?
God he's such an ugly cunt. If things go according to plan he's going to butt heads with Kiryuko soon.>>154667543It came to me in a dream.
Haven’t had a chance to watch any of the sumo highlights yet. How’s Hoshoryu doing? I have money on him winning since Onosato & Aonishiki are out and Kirishima’s injured.
>>154667918Anon...
>>154667918Oh, and Kotozakura always shits himself when it matters, so he wasn’t in consideration.
>>154667918
>>154655702That one autistic sumo that does a big ass slap
What does /sumo/ think about Shirokuma?
>>154668722funny name, funny looking dude, but his sumo style is fucking depressing.
>>154668722juryo Oho
>>154668722This>>154668828 , his face is funny and not much else.
>>154660723He's good and I've been saying his name since it was Kototebakari.>>154668722Mediocre but I like him.Also Shishi bodied that freak The Reiwa Rapist, you love to see it.
