strickCHAMP
first
Dead threadDead orgDead sport
good thread
Name my band
>>154655418The fivesome faggots
>>154655418The Plane Crashers (a take on The Wedding Crashers)
What I do I sayBut I can't get far awayOh, I go back toA memory againWhat you wantBut you know that I'm aliveThen I'll go back to youDon't you know what I feel inside
>>154655418holy fuckin CHAMA
>>154655418Four bulls and the cuck (clitia)
strickCHIMP talks a lot of shit for a ytboi. He keep it he gonna end up like Chud the Builder.
>>154655418The four horseman and the horse
Fuck Sanko
Eddie Hall vs Plinio Cruz for the Misfits heavyweight strap fucking book it and you're welcome
>Eddie Hall vs Plinio Cruz for the Misfits heavyweight strap fucking book it and you're welcome
>>154655438Give me a truckload of cheeseburgers and a pool noodle and I'll be heavyweight champ by July
>>154655527Not if Hokit has anything to scream about it.
whoever has the foresight to train in sweltering heat to prepare for the sweltering whitehouse fight will win
>>154655548
>>154655548unironically going to be a gassy night
>>154655572unless they train in a sauna suit and turn on the heater to max in the gymI think topuria might do this or this bro would think to anyway
Whitehouse fight is scripted like WWE to be spectacle which is why the fights aren't counted towards their records
It’s beautiful bros I still can’t believe he did it again
>>154655631All in on garth
>>154655631The UFC has already solved the commission issues and the White House fights are canon again
>>154655418Supersize Me
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTXiGBPRGgkI'm literally crying rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTXiGBPRGgk
>>154655701DC is fat fucking brown noser
mfw at the state of you lot
israel adesanya heemgitimately sexually assaulted a dog on camera and there were no repercussions or a follow-up
Rewarding sweet joe with a delicious deli sandwich after he performed a sexy dance for me!
>>154655751>noo you cant just tickle your dogs dick for a goof
>>154655751have you seen all his fights since strickland? he's ruined b
>>154655701this nigger is at least 48
I now believe Sean Strickland spars the baddest lads in the gym and Zatdaddy spars the least fortunate
yeah and fuck the Jannie who tried to ban me for this pic fuck you faggot!
UFC always preloads copes for when projects lose. Remember Jones/Smif? Whole week leading into it they're walk about Jon's pulsing picograms so fans could accept him defeating Smif.
>I don't know how he got so big
>>154655820i bet she shits like a fighter jet
>$50>$25 on Rousey Submission>-250 with $35 payout>$15 on Gina by KO/TKO/DQ>+550 with $97.50 payout>$10 on a Draw>+5000 with $510 payoutRealistically it’s just betting on green and Rouseys chin being completely fucked still. Really only risking $10 and I’ve seen enough Netflix slop fights to believe they’re rigged and they’ll set up the draw for a rematch.
>>154655827He's FAT
>>154655820
>>154655827GSP, Pettis, Ilia are all prime examples of law of attraction manifesting into greatness
>>154655764That was a weird period of time. Everybody was acting like touching your dogs dick was most perverted, disgusting thing a person could do. Reddit treated him like a pedo for a while. Very strange
Spammy's asshole quivering and seizing at the mere sight of StrickBeast.
I had a dog and I never touched his meng never even thought about it desu
>>154656025Why is there so much weird shit like this on this board? "Spammy piggy clitia" Is it like 2 guys that just go back and forth? Do most sports generals have this kind of weird shit?
doo really defending touching dog dick
the vibes is right with this doo(new pfl ceo)
>>154656050We're all closeted homosexuals here sadly
>>154656147naw thats you
>>154656084he looks like he goes to temple
>>154656009he literally has a "puppy" fetish mate do the math
>>154656190Because youre not closeted, you're just a homosexualLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in hindsight, Izzy did fine haters were mad he cleared out the whole division and knocked out pereira
>>154656271pissy was hated cause he's a boring faggot
>>154656050Most other boards are just bored heemsters pretending they like other sports. Some are big /heem/ meme threads like /SUMO/. It started as a joke on /heem/. One anon pretended he really loved the "sport" of sumo wrasslin. He'd post that takumikashi ate 2 walruses and is ready to sumoheem his next opponent rikiyoshi and become the le sumo goat lmao. Then another anon pretended rikiyoshi was the real true GOAT. And it became an ironic out-hardcoring competition. It being funny because literally no one gives a shit about two japiggies waddling around. Even sumo home crowds in Japan are like 3 or 4 depressed guys in the crowd not even paying attention.. But now it's it's own thread on /sp/. The joke keeps rollin.
>>1546563108 title defenses in 2 years, i dont think even silva did that
>>154656377uhh that's 5 defenses b
>>154656310>he's a boring faggotMaybe you can say he is cringe or whatever because you didn't like his anime dances or things he did. But I don't think he is boring. The way he celebrated after knocking out Pereira with the arrows comes to mind as a kino moment.
Mike Perry having kids and GSP is pretty much a metaphor for the future of our existence
>finally beat alex>never win a fight againchama curse
>>154656377irrelevant>>154656415several of the most boring title defences of all time, silva fight was boring as fuck, fought like a scared little bitch, leg tap run away merchant, talked a big game and never backed it up
>>154656377He has 5 title defenses total lol
adesanya/vittori 2... people forget man...
>>154656488this is silva's in comparison, only good wins vs dan hendo and vitor belfort, chael was never dangerous, everything else is padded
>>154656528diaz was finna win
>>154656528didn't ask
>nganu is 39 years old
>>154656527Was a great night for me I was sitting flush from crypto and had a executive suite hotel I invited the boys too for a gay old time
silva was gemmyjizzy was coal
>>154656528Honestly? A bunch of Marvin Vettori tier guys at worst. Way more risk, and fights where any retard can get lucky and take the title. And he at least heemed. Jizzy would caress their legs with his leg and run away from those guys. 185 Shartl Sonnen would maul jizzy and hold him down to a decision as embarrassing as that is.
>>154655418Interior Semiotics
We can heem if we wannuWe can leave your boys behind'Cause your boys don't heemAnd if they don't heemWell they're no boy of mine
>>154656618people forget izzy was getting takedowns on pereira for free and eating his shots for 5 rounds until an early stoppagehis wins are aging like wine
>>154656661pissy landed 1 of 4 takedowns and pereira landed 1 of 1 lmao
>>154656488>several of the most boring title defences of all timeOk I thought you were talking about outside the fights themselves. Yeah he isn't a fighter to go trade punches, he is more technical, if he has to win by points he doesn't care. You are right about that. I like crazy fights with two fighters trading punches like crazy but I also like technical fights. They are more tactical fights, maybe there are less clear hits but they are more technical.
it's crazy how people still blame romero for the boring jizzy fight when jizzy went on to have like 4 more boring fights after that
>>154656710>Ok I thought you were talking about outside the fights themselves.boring faggot in the fights, annoying faggot outside the fights
Think it, dream it, fucking DO IT you guys!
you ever see a woman and think god damn i bet her asshole tastes good
>>154656744I blame both of them. Also Jizzy heemed Chama afterwards. What did Yole do?
>>154656839daily
we could've had>jones>asspinal>nugano>gayne>maybe even alexall at the same time
>>154656842romero is still winning fights, adesanya is not lmao
Could Paulo Costa get to heavyweight?
>>154656882But there is a big difference. Adesanya is losing fights in the UFC, Romero's last fight was in Gamebred Bareknuckle MMA.
>>154656878gay jon and ngubu's egos would never allow for thisand we have tom gane and alex now
hes chimping out
I'm going monke mode
its factual I fearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIXlzElPg34
2:29 AM in London right now.
OHHHHHHHH HE'S DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBIRvBoZm8
is this doo serious right now
21:33 PM in Ottawa right now.
HE'S OUT COLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwGcB5SuLyI
I'm addicted to gas station kratom pills
Luke fumbled the bag how the fuck did he let a dude a foot shorter than him knock his teeth out and make him quit like a bitch
>>154657343because his best weapons are his kicks and bjj so he decided to box kek wtf
Luke Thomas married a Columbian immigrant woman who he constantly complains she and his daughter dont respect him.
Big John McCarthy is reffing Rousey vs CaranoMike Beltran for Diaz vs PerryHerb Dean for Ngannou vs Lins (RIP)
TIL Luke is 6'9"
>>154657343He was used to championship fights in the ufc where the first round is all pitter patter.
>>154657413>Big John unretiring for Rousey/Caranosurest sign it's a work
>>154657413no way they bagged herbert deanufc bros..................
>>154657415I don't think anon meant that he was literally 12 inches taller bud
>>154657434he's been back for a while
>>154657413>Mike Beltran for Diaz vs PerryThis is extremely based.
>>154657472beltran is a fag and a shit ref
>>154656528Marquardt would literally be champ in today's MW division. He'd look like the blueprint of a perfect mixed martial artist in comparison to the shitfest we have now. There are literally 0 well-rounded guys there and there hasn't been for years. Izzy was a fraud. Simple as.
No Herzog, no watchy
>>154657487Actually he's based and tranny-pilled like merab and Fizaev
>>154656744Romero got him with one good punch and Jizzy decided to run away the rest of the fight afterwards.
>>154657516Big Dan is the one who loves trannies you goof
>>154657487Beltran is based as fuck and is a top 3 ref along with Keith Peterson and Jason Herzog.I'm going to that card so my opinion means more than yours.
>herZOGhttps://youtu.be/-jv2NmEP1B4?si=RTNTkiWj5cL44DOh
>>154657472beltran has the response time of a retarded moron
>>154657497>marquardt>can wrestle>can kick>can throw combos>can fight in the clinch>can fight in guard>can fight in top position>can scramble>strickbitch>can jab (kind of)>can teepgrim
>>154657532Wow you're rich
>>154657527yup after the overhand right jizzy literally naruto ran away at times with his back to romero
sean strickland beat kumshot chimaevisrael adesanya lost to joe pyfer
>>154658112Cannot wait for Guru's MMA race tier list video.
1. White 2. Caucasian3. Brazilian4. Black5. Mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsqxj9hQYzwwe are here
I’d heem all 10 /heem/ posters
>>154658458We are actually
>whi- ACK!
black champions status?
>>154659224chillen
4:36 AM in London right now.
>>154655418Chama and the Heemers
>>154659224Bleached/Favela'd
can gane do this?
>>154659012>if I post 9 year old clips, that will totally prove that STRICKBEAST didn't btfo ratlipkek
If Dana weren't such a jew we would get free fight nights on Youtube hosted by Guru, Mighty Mouse and some other younger podcaster who is into martial arts, so we can mirror Anik, DC and Rogan but focusing on a younger audience
>>154659525https://youtube.com/shorts/ez-GIygPCHo?si=iIRXHT2VBADXrIzEGane prefers to focus on functional strength exercises that don’t impede his quickness and agility in the cage. It’s a wisdom that Pereira has shown to lack in the leadup to this coming fight, and it will be his downfall.
>>154659525when is the baby due?
>>154659568was it wisdom that made Gane throw away his title shot by doinking Aspinall in the eye several times?was it wisdom that made Gane give Jon the easiest win of his career?
One day they will gain the strength required to confront reality.
>1. Wh- ACKKKKK
>>154659525Humongously big cock on this lad
>>154659595GODne mogs that clittylet.
>>1546595682nd exercise is amazing for the back>It’s a wisdom that Pereira has shown to lack in the leadup to this coming fightBullshit, Pereira just focus on exercises good for longevity
>>154659576>was it wisdom that made Gane throw away his title shot by doinking Aspinall in the eye several times?And yet he has given a new title shot against a much more accomplished opponent in a once in a lifetime card.>was it wisdom that made Gane give Jon the easiest win of his career?Selling is part of the game. When pereira sells he goes unconscious.
Midnight in Ottawa right now.
Its 9:00 PM where I am. I dont stay here at unemployed, loser hours like you. It doesnt work when you say it but glad to hear it upsets you.
>1. Whi- ACK
>1. Whi- ACKKKK
that one really revved him
shit forgot to post this last week all good though
>1. Whi- ACKKK
He's seething about white people lol
>1. Wh- ACKKKK
what race is spammy?I bet he's dark
>1. Whit- ACKKKKKK
>>154659683dark as your morning turd some say
>1. Whi- ACKKKKKK
reminder Jon ducked Stipe until Stipe was ancient and CTE'd to hell
reminder Jon turned down 30 million dollars to fight Tom Aspinall
Braziians are white, Anderson Silva was white just tanned
>1. Bla...ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to bed spammy ya fat bitch
>1.Black po...ACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
kody motherfucking steele
>>154659735Tell 'em Sneedy!
>1.GIBS ME DAT TITLE WHI...ACKKKKKKKK!
>1.YOU NO TAKE MY TAC...ACK!
Is it my turn to be Sneed?
kek blacks really do be shit at fighting
>1.I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHI...ACK!
>1.NOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS I AM UBER...ACK!
Khamzat wanted to taste his American meat.
zero excuse for being fat
>>154655362Holy fuck.. Dana is letting Adin Ross use the Apex to host a meme card. Washed up Heisman vs literal who and a guy who made Kim k famous with bbc. Apparently this card is MMA and boxing too.
>>154655418smashing bum cans
>>154659892lmao ray j vs pic related
>1. Wh- ACKKKKKKK
>>154659892kek johnny manziel wtf is the world coming to
>>154659892
>1. Wh- *SQUEEEEEEEAL OINK OINK*
kek black guy
>1. Wh- ACCCCKKK
kek chimaev lost his belt and umnar is a bum
>1. FUCK YOU GRIN...ACK!
the reality
Any broke reddit bitches here?
>1. NOOOO PLEASE, I GIVE U MY TACOS, PLEASE DONT KILL M...ACK!
why couldn't hokit do this?
man Prime Emmett was a site to behold
>>154659970I'm here cloz
>>154659982NOOOOO WTF? BLACKBROS? I THOUGHT WE WUZ DA SUPERIOR RACE? HOW DAT WHYTEBOI KO DAT BRUTHA SO EASILY?!?
Take that, rewind it backLil John got the beats that make ya booty go clap
>>154659984I'm the finnbeast though.
>>154659723man Jan Blachowicz did a number on this dude apparently this ko made him past out on the side of the road and almost die! some white guy came by and saved his life.
>1. Wh- ACKK
>>154660005Yeah whatever dude
kek nigga did the worm
I curse Rakic for taking Jimi away from us
1. White
man they should do green vs gamrot next
this one was pretty cool
>1. Wh- ACKKKKKK
>>154660031Sup Sneed, how's the autogynephilia?
>WHERE'S THE HEEMS, LEBOWSKI? >WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEEMS SHIT HEAD?!!
>>154660007Jan KO'd that nigga so badly he fled to SMELLator lol
Petr YanAlexander VolkanovskiIlia TopuriaSean Strickland Tom AspinalValentina ShevchenkoMakenzie DernKayla Harrison
uhhh.... ceranbros?
>>154660058I'm sneed
Correction.
Usyk.
canada must do the same thing we did in kazakhstan and limit the number of their posters per general to 1
>1. BRONZE BOM...ACK!
you might as well just hand the belt to Pereira there's no way a nigga is winning his first belt on his fourth shot.
There are no black champions in the UFC at present.There are 7 White champions.There are 9 Christian champions.And just 1 Muslim champion.
8/11 current UFC champions are white The only ones who aren't are Josh Van (American) Islam Makhachev (Caucasian, Russian) and Carlos Ulberg
damn I just seen raquel Pennington's tits yuck
5:56 AM London time.
>>154660082this will never happen
>>154660099he beat poowis for the interim
>>154660107>>154660112wow great minds think alike eh?
>>154660116Spammy getting a bright and early start on another productive day of posting on 4chan.
Just came from the gym and took a shower and you guys still spamming here. Have some class.
1 AM Florida time.
The moment the Heavyweight title was secured I didn't Gane shake Smiffs hand and squash beef,
>>154660140post some more gay shit dumbass
why doesn't smiff just come back to fight at HW
>bet heavy on your fighter>leak injury that he doesn't have>odds tilt>win fight>$$$$
>>154660140I keep telling you Pensacola is on central time you fucking dummy
>>154660166>capped so you can only make $100 maxbased retard
>>154659881if you're a bro you should probably not go the ozempic route like gina >>154660076 she lost all marauder muscle.
Ranked blacks in every weightclass:FLYW#2 Manel Kape#14 Charles JohnsonBW#11 Payton TalbottFW#3 Lerone Murphy#4 Aljamain Sterling#14 David OnamaLWNoneWW#7 Leon Edwards#8 Kamaru Usman#9 Joaquin Buckley#13 Michael Venom PageMW#9 Israel Adesanya#11 Jared Cannonier#13 Christian Leroy DuncanLHW#5 Khalil Rountree Jr.#6 Jamahal Hill#15 Alonzo MenifieldHW#1 Ciryl Gane#7 Curtis Blaydes#9 Derrick Lewis#10 Tyrell Fortune
>>154660210That's because theyre too busy getting college degrees and good paying jobs
>>154660210>Leroy
>>154660224
fighters that put their mind on it and they put their grind on it?
Man I have some huge balls today
do black chess gm's next
please tell me i'm not the only one who remembers khamzat chimaev...he was a key figure in the transition from the adesanya era to the pyfer era
>>154660288
This TERRIFIED pink piggas.
>>154660297stop living in the past
Imagine how the UFC would look if there were as many white people on earth as there are blacks and muslims
>>154660297three of the fakest characters in mma history
chimaev is a MW, but his diet is complete crap. Khabib used to have the same problem until he got a nutritionist.
I want to be like this when I'm 41.
>>154660371I wanna be dead before I'm that old
Rajadaddy got 0 prison time for prolapsing this pink piggy
>>154660383>shoot on a guy when it's suppose to be a workof course a nigger would do such a thing lol
>>154660383Some 17 year old kid stepped in before any wrestler did
>>154660402Youd never say the n word to a black mans face. Coward.
>>154660435Factual post I'm afraid.Pink piglets ball up and brick up 'soon as a BBC daddy approaches them
>>154655418The (Masonic) Lodge
>>154660435>>154660446I would. And when he tries to chimp out on me, I would shoot him in the chest like the crazed animal he is lmao
>I would. And when he tries to chimp out on me, I would shoot him in the chest like the crazed animal he is lmao
also, isn't calling a man younger than you 'daddy' really gay spammy?do you project your homolust onto the thread to try and pretend to yourself that you aint gay?
spaddy revved you
>>154660471He's ya daddy not mine, lamentably.
imagine getting beat up and bullied on CAMERA by an indian LOL
>>154656263Done him
what do you suppose happened to spammy to turn out this way?did he get Kevin Nash'd and end up enjoying it?
>bl- ACKKK
>META APEXJohnny FootballRay JJeremy Smith
>wh- ACKKKKK
>>154660380post your id and social then. Ill sign you up for war
>>154660534>be paki>born in leafland>eat slop with hands at lunch break>white hockey Chads make fun of you>dedicate your life to spamming heem
you want pain? >step inside>walk this way>you and me babe >hey >hey >hey
Pakdaddies warped ya peanut brain
Put me in a room with 30 pakis and see what happens. You better have 30 body bags because Im paki-ng them up
Clitia's chin is wearing thin, once he gets cracked it's a 12 fight losing streak
>>154660666Justin Gaethje is going to knock this average sized midgets head off
>>154660601shiettt that'll do it
>>154660579Didn't Ray J get rich with his shitty earbuds? Why is he on there?
yeah ive sniffed you out and im not impressed. you said you train?
>>154660684fighting for what african americans call “respek” and “on dey momma dey gunna shoot”
>>154660705But not on dey daddy, right?
>>154660666beautiful parry by Godlia
>>154660717??????who????
>>154660297Izzy looks like a jive turkey here
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>154660826
>>154660848>3 kids and a wifegood for him
>>154660869Could never be me playa!
>>154660872single. FOR LIFE
>past a certain age a man without a family can be a bad thing
>>154660935
>>154660935He has a familySure his family is a some black family's family but still
>>154660965Dana is a slut for Arab knob
I aint following them
>>154660579ray j heemed kim kardashian in her oooooooooooh PRIME™
Why was that fat fool next to Chama in the oval office, he's the worst part of their team. Yousri Glover and the others are way more likeable than that disgusting tub of lard
Married to the game
>>154660950>theres a shadow on you son
>>154660297
i live for days yet show no signs of lifei live on page 7 most days and most nightsyour francis pummelled the king of are sportall of my poofcels they all post like dorkswhat am i
>>154660941>i saw you in my dream>youre in the cage now with me>dana sees you
>youll do this again >the ultimate fighter is a flat circle
>>154661011>POOlawl POOhammaddidn't this guy lose his last two fights after BRUTALLY decisionating Peon Smegwards?
>>154661047sounds like RAF
I'm kind of tired b... think I might go get heemed in my bed for the night
Could Clitia get it done?
>>154660826We do... Gleefully and willingly I'm afraid. Just look how your jdaddy betters give your pathetic life purpose, miss k-1. It's a beautiful thing for such lowly filth like xerself.
>>154661091He's in his Rocky 3 arc
>>154661191lmao no
>>154661191Sure
>>154661074
>>154661121
>>154656009You shouldn't be touching your dog's dick bappa
>>154661010Nah man he turned prime Sanko into a marauder
>>154656009it is literal animal abuse you are not even doing anything like breeding with the dawlg juice so it is only for the humans pleasure
>>154656377He could have an infinite amount of defenses and he'd still be a faggot.
>>154661209that makes Ian garry clubber lang?
Is it normal to think about death literally every day as an adult male?
>>154661293no it is normal to avoid it at all costs but being normal is for bitches and punks and we are Nordic™
it's finally over
>>154661310kek dare i say it apex kek
>>154661293Only if you're welcoming it's sweet embrace
>>154661290Yeah?
the islam era is on wobbly legs
>>154661424Something about being zesty that makes Great Fighters
>>154661293To think about death is as natural as taking a breathIn this life we were given the ability to think so, naturally, our thoughts wander towards the end
>>154661456when can we expect you in the 'gon
>>154661466Alright, who's got the next question?
Yes, yes, well done, Topuria . Well done, Topuria. HOWEVER
>>154661540dana oscar here can we get an update on just how handsome and virile you are and if that means anything for the ufc going forward
Empty BwO bitches
That mac life Oscar fella is a freak
Nate Diaz did not mix his weed with tobacco, Nick did. Do the math.
Why are lanklets so weak?
Why are Tomala's orbs so weak?
Who will face Dark Makhachev next? Will it be Inferno Garry, Nightmare Prates, or Meteo Morales?
>>154661729Unironically a good scrap lil dude just had that dawlg in em tall guy wins 90 out of 100 times though
>>154661729This is why I make my son do manual labor. He'd just pick that lil guy up and drop him on his head until he surrendered.
Alex Pereira BBL
>>154661978I like how you've implicitly identified your son with the bigger one who instigated the fight and got his ass beat kek
>>154662031
>>154662054Suga's got suga in his tank
>>154662064Many are saying this
For the first time in 15 years, UFC does not have the most exciting MMA card of the weekend.
idiot ufc hasn't been for fifteen years
Yeah I dont think this milktoast guy is capable of beating arnold
having the most unholy of minge withdrawals
pray fi big cloz
>>154662043My son isn't going to be a midget.
>>154662196Adopt me, playa!
she come back again like frisbeeis a fling suh she miss mimy girl mrs who mississippimy mind is a districtdistrict 9 restrictediq high with beef splitmy crew time is this it
>>154662201Post an untanned portion of your flesh so I can make a determination.
>>154662184
>>154662223moroccan bints are absolute top shelf if you get a (legal) stepdaughter out your tryst with mustafa give your pal clozicular a call
>>154662207takes the mind, body, and soul of jon jones
>>154662223
>>154662258jon ignored him goes to church and they never foughtbeit
>>154662243The face of Gay MAGA (based)
>>154662277
>>154662243>>154662298how unsuccessful with the wmma must a person be to even consider sticking their meng in this strangely formed creature >>154662258can you give us an answer
>>154660827
why is frank cool and ken such a hothead
>>154662364Because they're foster brothers not real brothers
>>154662425that's disgusting even worse than stella or heineken
>>154662438I literally look like this but white
>roundtable of experts including C. M. Punk
>>154662431I don't know man. Don't know what that means.
Lets not forget
>>154662473we only drink modelo here
>>154662459in this economy? that's a lot of macaroni
>>154662497>23 second highlight reel>all the first roundhmmm
Touch butt Gooby and jireddit shared a thing in common it that they both reject traditional, rigid MMA training methods forcing their bodies into the strict example of a fighter, theysought pure fluidity.
>>154662508Either way, Ken's original last name was Kilpatrick so he has Irish or Scottish. And Frank's a Cejudo variant mexican. His last name was Juarez before taking the Shamrock name. Maybe that explains the temperment differences.
>>154662533Just ran out of space is all.
>>154660826>>154662508>>154662533>>154662547>>154662568>>154662584
>>154662710are you allowed to just thumb people in the head like this in BJJ
>>154662750thump*
Imagine bjj with soccer kicks and stomps
We need NGODnu to come back and heem Tomala
>>154662750>>154662755'fraid so
What did xhe mean by this?
>>154662879
This still up? The heem sub is fucking dead just scrap it mod
>Rousey/Carano to go the distance +650FREE MONEY>Rousey/Carano to go the distance +650FREE MONEY>Rousey/Carano to go the distance +650FREE MONEY
I couldn't go to the distance with Gina Carano if you know what i mean.
>>154662926That's you!
>>154662946Gina's gonna get armbarred in the first round b She said on an interview last year she hasn't trained even for fun a single time since retiring. She was being a big fat breeding cow this entire time and was pre-diabetic. Now she's on ozempic, so she has zero muscle anymore. She will get taken down and subbed by an armbar or noogie . Look at her >>154660076 Meanwhile Ronda's on winstrol and might even heem.
>>154662946Ronda is absolutely throwing and subbing Gina. You're a retard if you think anything else is happening
>>154660076all tits and no arms shes getting sheemed for sure
diaz vs perry should be the main event
i would crawl over broken glass to serve at the feet of gina carano
Gina is beautiful
>>154663094legion are in agreement
>>154663094She needs a BBC
disgust wonk
2:24 PM in London. Hows work going?
>>154663128Hell yeah brother
>>15466314025% of ingerland is on welfare. show some fucking hespekt to the bong neetchads who grace us with their presence. you wish you had access to such easy autismbux
>>154663140It's 2:50pm. I don't think any country in the world uses different minutes in their timezone apart from maybe some small dictatorships.
>>154663140>>154663156It's a holiday in the Christian World
>>154663160It took him 26 minutes to solve the captcha
>>154663128Okay Mr wholefoods
>>154663166aa that explains it
big black clozzyrespectfully
very disrespectful
>>154663258
>>154663258Dirty diaper Aspiggy.
>>154662926jesus christ just go get your ass fucked by men already spammy
Giwtwm
>>154659525That's like 315. Quite pathetic. I was deadlifting that amount when I was a hundedfitty lbs lanklet in high school.
>>154659525Fat fuck. You fat fuck. You fat poor brazilian fuck.
>>154663258Bow legged polish queen with a fake eye problem
>>154663258Is there no one in his life that could tell him that his tattoo artist is just taking the piss?
>>154663258The man who annihilated the career of Jon Jones
>>154663313She got arrested, apparently the guy is some rich filipino fag. Out of all the browns she could heem, she picks the one with money to sue.
>>154663258BWC energy
What’s there to be excited about in the mma world? I personally don’t care that much for the White House card.
>>154663533The return of gooby
Gina is channeling Australian legend Raygun. It's so over for Ronda.
>>154663582this woman has no business being this damn fine
>>154662879>has to post the one from when Stipe was over the hill and CTE'd to hell already>not any from when Stipe 50-46'd himlol
>>154663258>made Jone duck>outfoxed Ciryl 'the Scholar' Ganes>is STILL champ
>>154662879>gets rocked by the Hardest Puncher Of All Time™>gets back up and swangs We didn't deserve Stipe.
>>154663911you deserve my fist on your chin pal
>>154663889>>154663901>>154663911Real "Guy who eats found smegma constantly" enregy. Respectfully.
>>154663943monitor
>>154663943Freudian
Schaub and Rogan have great chemistry. Was a pleasure to hear two members of the LA comedy rat pack just chopping up some major banter.
>>154663943spammy, you don't need to explain to us your fantasieswe already know you want to eat muslim and black man dick cheese brother
>>154663932
>>154663901>outfoxedkwab>STILL the champCiryl Gane will be holding the real 1 of 1 world belt, I'm afraid.
>>154659525Gane can probably deadlift 405, yeah.
oo oo oo sweet little bumblebee i know what you want from me
>>154664006>Gane does his typical frenchman cheating bullshit on the ANGLO>'Ahhhhh fookin' hell m8 me eye! I cant bloodeh see! Sorry m8, foights off!'yeah, outsmarted, outfoxed, outplayed>STILL the CHAMPHe is. And Gane is gonna get KO'd stiff on the White House lawn by Poohand, right in front of Trump. A national embarrassment for France I'm afraid.
It's not a coincidence that Gane/Pereira got booked shortly after Tom signed with Eddie Hearn's management. Tom thinks he can win a fight with Ari and Dana. He's currently in the process of finding out how little parity matters to the boss men.
>>154664062Truke
>>154664062Aspinall could make a ton of money boxing the likes of Fury and Joshua, maybe even Usyk. So I could see this actually working out in his favor.
Daddyspinall won.
>>154664080That's a fair point. Once he finishes his contract he can get right to it.
I think calling other men daddy is a little bit homosexual to be frank.
it's 2026 dude it's fine to be homnosexual
Tom aspinall ? Son of andy aspinall? Fazzer of a retarded kid? Salfraud, UK native ? once claimed that he dipped his hands in gasoline to toughen his knuckles ? I'm honestly not sure who you talmbout
>>154663889Clittype is a bbc slut.
>>154663986Im Taiwanese
>>154664181>posting even OLDER, and MORE CTE'd Stipe vs JonesJones ducked Stipe until he was 100% sure he could win.
>>154664170>eating off the binTHAT'S DISGUSTING
>>154662243spammy loves this dude
when was the last good fight in ufc?
I just wanna be choked out by Gina Carano
>>154664097Test
>>154664237Last Sunday
>>154655418the Spiczillians
Piggies are so pathetic
>>154664370Francis was just ecstatic to meet a UFC legend and immediately dove for a hug
>>154661729You can tell who sees red and who doesn’t.
>>154664201It's in a cardboard container brother?
why did Jon duck Tom? they could've done a Tom and Jerry type meme on old Jon he probably would've seethed
>You are fake>How am i fake>instantly attacks him like a fake bitch
>>154664419snatch that neck like a baby bird from a nest
>>154664417bappa you can live near a landfill or near a forest which y'picking chief?
>>154664370>has to wrestle with the old, cte'd, shambling corpse of Stipegrim, reminder when they first met, just 3 years before, Stipe 50-44'd him, and ate multiple shots to the headfather time HEEMS all
>>154664427forest, but Tom was probably hungry and there didn't seem to be any tables around, sometime you gotta make do with what you got
>I'll snatch every motherfucker birthday
>>154664440this wasn't after the curtis fight he was still mobile he chose the bin
Hey if your an man that records himself eating and uploads it GUESSWAHT youre acrually an huge faggot doing woman behaviuor
If you make posts like this >>154664453 you're probably a macho man with a hairy barrel chest and strong arms capable of protecting mmm
spammy, just because you're a brown paki muslim and cant eat bacon doesn't mean you have to hate
>>154664418>why did Jon duck Tom?Jon openly admits to picking and choosing his matchups and not taking fights he believes he's at a disadvantage in. Not even 30 million United States dollars could convince him.
>>154664474So that's why he ducked Stipe until Stipe was a shambling corpse?
>Jon openly admits to [being smart]
>>154664471You literally have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.
>>154664488Correct, and he still went 3 rounds with him and got peached up in the process kwagb.
>smarthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejDXG4OcjY
>>154664448Thanks for this I looked it up and laughed heartily never seen it before.
>>154664474that sounds gay he's a cherry picking bitch just how bad is Cyril Gane btw
Jon didn't accept the Tom fight because Tom was a bully and an asshole to him. Then God send Gane to make Tom blind, retarded and gay. Bullies never win.
>>154664495I do not, but paki's do I'm afraid>>154664499Imagine the absolute fucking SHAMBLES Jon would have been in if Stipe had somehow KO'd him.I bet Jon would have heemed his wife and then himself.
sneeds here? based
>>154664435Brutal lay and pray decision. Daddyganu heems.
>>154664553>>154664553>>154664553
Sneed has literally tasted penis before like he has had a penis inside his mouth before by choice.
moicano has a horrendous beard for a man in his 40s
>>154664541Feeling lonely today little Chomo?
